for healthy discussion of Britain and Britons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTdgHsifK38
GREATEST
OF
ALL
TIME
yui
>Euros on /pol/ getting hyped while watching this Trump stream
this is surreal
kiiiiiiiiillllllll mmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeee
MAKING PLANS FOR NIGEL
daily reminder that you will die in your lifetime
I got cr'nack, yeah, I got cr'nack
Got that cr'nack, yeah, I got cr'nack
Started from the trap, now I rap
No matter where I'm at, I got crack
Even got some karen trading cards to post, they are pretty good desu u lads are gonna like them
might take some sleeping pills and sort my sleeping pattern out desu
>>53552494
how about you keep that shit in /pol/
>>53552474
Me too lad. What are you doing a sad for?
junkies OUT
reported to janny desu
>>53552503
are nige
>>53552522
miss this gimmick desu
> Talking to yank friend
> brings up posh bar we went to in London
> calls it a pub
> thinks we just call bars pubs
Fucking yanks...
Do you reckon your life would be better if you never found 4chan??
>>53552520
>karen trading cards
very jealous
>>53552526
you have to go back
>>53552482
>>53552482
yeah but not significantly. I would just use my limited free time better, maybe studying or learning a language.
I'm a normie by most metrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCKNYevV4kw
>>53552542
>>53552503
>1 seat
>>53552489
>>53552529
i suppose but i still dont like the idea you specifically went there
i just thought they were hanging around at the end for anyone to take a photo with if you could be arsed queuing
So my gf and I went to The Weeknd's show on the last part of his tour. After the show as we were leaving, someone (looked like security) pointed out my gf and told her to step to the side. When we walked over there, someone claiming to be Travis Scott's manager asked my gf if she wanted to go to the private after party, but only SHE was allowed to go, I couldn't go with her and at this point I'm just confused
So my gf and I talk and I decide to let her go to the party. She promised me she would text me when the party was over.
Around midnight I decide to drive back to our hotel room. A few hours go by and it was like 3am and still no call/text from her. I called her phone but it went straight to voicemail. At this point it was getting really late, so I ended up falling asleep.
At 8am I wake up to my gf walking into our hotel room. I was angry as hell asking her questions like why she didn't call or answer her phone
She said that when she went to the after party, security confiscated all phones because Weeknd (she kept calling him 'Abel') and Travis were going to be at the after party as well. She managed to take a pic with Travis' manager, but she had no other photos from the party. At one point during the night Abel walked into the party and specifically told his security to allow my gf to approach him in his VIP section
So my girl is telling me how she met Abel and was hanging with him and his crew the rest of the night, and eventually they all went inside his tour bus, and she was one of the few girls they allowed in. Then she goes on talking about how she fell asleep in the tour bus until around 7am and took an Uber back to the hotel.
But ever since the concert, my gf has been acting weird when I ask what she did on the tour bus. Her excuse as to why she couldn't remember what happened on the tour bus was that she 'blacked out'
I honestly think Abel fucked my girl lads
The thing that hurts the most is that I bought our tickets for our Anniversary
>>53552559
no, probably worse
>>53552559
No, I'd just be wasting my time on something else if I hadn't found the chan.
>>53552599
~dundee~
>>53552489
Grow up man. This isn't the 80s anymore and you're no longer that "cool" kid who picked on the nerds. Small history lesson, the people who were playing games in the dark were doing it cause MMOs for the time were only available during the extreme early hours of the day.
>>53552534
tired of being alone desu. I can manage if I keep myself occupied all day long but it's always the same cold empty bed I'm getting into each night. the crippling depression doesn't help either.
>>53552624
didnt read lol
been fantasizing about fucking a black girl lately
take me in oh pretty woman :^)
can't stump the snake
>>53552624
tldr
why are yanks so obsessed with posting walls of text
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dtc58sTsTpE
>>53552609
nice hair bojo you fucking clown
>>53552678
Have fun getting aids lad.
>>53552662
>my little pony avatar
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>53552685
>>53552670
i got cucked
>>53552681
B U I L D W A L L
U
I
L
D
W
A
L
L
>>53552703
talk shit
get no seats
HAHAHAHAAHAHA
posting syrian music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXmv2pskP_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgRUHIeaKOk
>>53552678
>fantasizing
fuck off yank
>>53552704
It's really hard to get aids from a woman, unless you're fucking her up the ass
>>53552624
fuck off back to KTT
good video
>>53552735
meet me in brussels you turk scum
maisie
>>53552743
Not gonna change the way I learned how to spell words to please autists on the internet, 2bh
>>53552441
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guy fawkes lookin ass nigga
>>53552463
problem m8?
dont be jealous
>>53552771
1v1 n0scop3s
>>53552772
I ain't clicking that shit.
>>53552765
>not lurking on KTT occasionally
>>53552802
all me
>>53552793
you're on a british general on the 'chon if you want to spell like an uncouth go back to /cum/
>>53552619
It was in the same building senpai
>>53552802
all me haha
WHIP IT THROUGH THE GLASS NIGGA
lads what's that song from the channel 4 walter drama picks ad??
pls responding you dickheads
what are going to be on the classified documents that come out regarding 9/11
>>53552836
>you're on a british general on the 'chon if you want to spell like an uncouth go back to /cum/
It's the international board. You're encouraged to speak your own language here :^)
Friendly reminder that weed kills brain cells.
>>53552881
fuck off yank
Where's the best place to find decent tranny porn? It's impossible to find good Yasmin Lee vids desu
>>53552879
think it's this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8JEm4d6Wu4
benzos i have tried
etizolam
alprazolam
deschloroetizolam
flubromazepam
diclazepam
pyrazolam
nifoxipam
triazolam
flubromazolam
clonazolam
diazepam
temazepam
why are aircraft carriers so important
is the dude weed lmao meme a meme, surely everyone who's a normie, and this is normie general, smoked weed at uni
>Friendly reminder that weed kills brain cells.
>>53552942
graduated uni 2 years ago
>>53552911
ashemaletube.com
I'm a bit of an expert on tranny porn so if that's not up to quality, ask me
>>53552914
no you dickhead
>>53552921
they carry aircraft
>Trump walks out on stage and begins his rally
>first thing he does is looks straight into the camera, bashes the media and asks them to zoom out and show the entire crowd
>they don't
Holy shit I love this man
>>53552992
needs more eva lin
I like em really thin.
>>53552992
alri sorry m8 think it's this one instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So_pKHgP_1k
>>53552921
force projection
>>53552921
they are expensive so it's a status symbol and they mean you can project power in the falkland islands and btfo argies
>>53552995
seems like a stunt tbqh
lets talk about something
>>53552995
video?
why dont muzzies infest Italy?
didnt realize there were tons in denmark too
>>53553012
i projected my force up your nans loose, sagging old arsehole you fucking filthy little cunt
david bowie is rotting right now
Well that was unexpected
>>53553009
wonder if donald ever fucked her
rich people have extreme fetishes
Guys I'm having a relationship problem. I'm drunk right now and could use some advice from someone sober. pls anyone help
>>53553045
they have
anyone got that youtube VICE video of the liverpool gangster saying him and some lads raped a guy who not paying them money
literally a fucking gaah club i used to play for is in a fillum lads
>>53553104
just be yourself
China can sink $5 billion aircraft carriers with $10 million missiles
>>53553107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUzlmWWdjEQ
>>53553091
I would dick her down to Satan, if you know what I mean.
>>53553107
kek
that doc is so funny
they're all a bunch of mongrels, it's hilarious
>>53553008
gaybo
>>53553010
no you utter queer and your shite middle-class music
TRUMP 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
>>53552837
oh well suppose that makes sense, must say i was rather worried there wondering just how far gone you might be
>>53553104
You don't seem to be very good at this. What's the problem lad?
watching Orphan Black
>>53553146
ahaha was only fannying about, got no idea what song you were asking for desu
don't get your taters in a twist
>>53553079
i put this into there and it gave me this wtf the box is round his armpit
>>53553091
Donald is eyes wide shut tier
I'd bet anything
I want to personally thank my neighbors for providing me first world internet
>>53553146
>gaybo
but why
Why does stephen fry call the US the only super power
>>53553152
I actually hope he wins tbf, he'd be jokes, like a more edgy, less stupid Bush
>>53553121
Thats what she said as well. WELL FUCK HER IF SHE WANTS TO GOD DAMN AVOID ME THEN SHE SHOULD GO FUCK HERSELF.
i dont understand women. they say one thing, but then act another way. i see her tmrw in my class and i dont want to go
really pissed lads
it appears my neetbux hasn't been paid for 2 or 3 months
really really pissed as im one of the few who genuinely can't work
really fucking pissed lads
gonna bomb a gubbermint building
>>53553115
>tfw I stood up and pretended I was Irish in a bar
Felt good desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV7lGmgFovM
>>53553200
because it is ?
>>53553225
reported
gave up after this
What are her political beliefs?
odds i eat raspberrys evens i have crisps
>>53553269
THATS THE SAME FUCKING THING THATS HAPPENING TO ME WHAT THE FUCKKKKK
I disagree with trump on nearly everything but I'm going to vote for him for the bants
>Jakob. I love the way you are now. I don't want you to change. That would be my worst fear.
>>53553222
Jakob pls..
Just relax bruv, srsly.. You're playing scary and serious mode. Just chill the fuck out and go with it. Easier said than done I know, but you've got to calm your tits or you're going to lose her and regret your behaviour later. Trusss
>>53553269
Shes being too nice.
That's code for "fuck off".
my dad just gave me a small business loan of a million dollars
>>53553286
Business idea: Raspberry crisps.
>>53553257
the islamic state is one as well
>>53553282
She misses the Irebros.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9HPXB0TWIU
>i play video games other than skyrim
>>53553328
Invest in this: >>53553341
been watching documentaries and videos on ISIS. europe is so fucked desu
>it's a thainonce post
Having some double brei cheese with olive/feta dip and water crackers lads with a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc lads
Feeling pretty relaxed desu, might watch some anime
I was in Chicago a few months ago waiting at a crosswalk near the trump tower, which has TRUMP in giant letters on it, and this guy next to me just says "what a fucking eyesore".
>>53553134
>have one yappy dog
>sean has brought a dog unit
i'd be more scared of the 3 big lads t.bh
Thinking about asking /biz/ for investment advice
>>53553328
>>53553375
made me laugh
Really, really, really, want to go off with an escort lads.
Thinking about doing a poo
>>53553309
ok man. ill talk with her tomorrow, shes starting to piss me off to no end. im losing all love i have for her and she doesnt realize this. ill give this one last chance and if she doesnt want to feel the same way i do, well fuck her
>>53553044
-1:26:37 around there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
>>53553377
did you see the tank one?
im never watching a snuff/isis video ever again after that
FUCK THAT
>>53553422
Very good lad, any forecasts on the poo?
>>53553328
Starting at the bottom can be rough
>>53553347
>not sitting beside Charles and tapping his leg and pulling faces
He'd snort
>>53553422
thinking wont solve anything nihil de nihilo fit
>>53553438
link?
>we will not stop until we put the black flag atop of buckingham palace
do they really think they could possibly do that?
>>53553308
quality post m'lad. have 1 free (you)
>>53553427
Listen to what I'm saying though, don't message her with a load of shit with your frustration powering it. Message her about something chill, with the goal of having a nice chat.
bitches love light small, none threatening, friendly small talk.
robert de niro's waiting
rock the casbah
do it with dan!
>>53553226
such a class choon
whyd you do that btw lad
the bull in croke park is a very emotional video
>>53553493
>rock the casbah
rasheed doesn't like it
>>53553489
yea i said i was going to bed. but im actually just on 4chan, i want to think before i say stupid shit(although i cant think and this is why im here)
>>53553489
Maybe he should run away across the sea to live with some beta ape subhumans to make himself feel better about being an insecure beta
>>53553475
just search tank isis or something
>>53553529
kek. yeah fuck this faggot
haha LADS
>>53553537
>searching isis
lol
"Crippled America" by Donald Trump- is it the new "Mein Kampf"?
>>53553518
Whatever you do m8, just relax. Can't stress that enough, if you treat it like the most serious thing in the world you're just going to freak her out m8.
>>53553529
You're thinking.. I like that, but lets call that 'Plan B'
>>53553499
Tiny pub in Northern Ireland. Played at the end of the night. Everyone stood up.
>>53553561
what are scared of?
LAAAAADS WAHEY
i did a wank earlier
>>53553529
Fuckin ETHERED
>"Crippled America" by Donald Trump- is it the new "Mein Kampf"?
>>53553594
i did a wank for my gf on skype
>>53553537
yeah pretty fucked desu
>>53553590
>not having a pass
>>53553590
autism
@53553604
FOAL
>>53553590
is /ausnz/ even a thing i thought you aussie cunts were posting with the baltics for some inexplicable reason
>>53553529
Alright. I'll mark that as Plan B. Thank you for the input
lol
drinking a protein shake
>drinking a protein shake
>>53553640
FOUL
doing a crossword
P E N I S
O
O
>>53553588
lol they used to play it at the end of teen discoes here so everyone would know the night was over
think they play it in night clubs too
Red alert lads this is not a drill. Matched with a qt azn on tinder.
having a wank to some old taylor rain videos
>doing a crossword
>>53553761
mmm nothin like a girl with no tits hips or bum
Are you ready for the great purging, brothers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKBtMLOC2oU
>>53553761
I can't wait to move west and get an asian qt
>>53553743
Always hear it played at the end of most performances desu
>>53553743
They were making reed crosses.
>>53553825
in the uk azn means indian
>>53553045
>why dont muzzies infest Italy?
They do to an extent, but it's not as attractive a destination as other European countries due to their shit economy and lack of a welfare state. They're also fairly hostile to non Western European immigrants.
I wish I had the confidence of someone like trump
>>53553825
shagged one when i was in thailand desu
have a pic of her on my fb right now but never wanna show my face on here
>>53553835
Rushes even
ー I do not drink protein shake
>>53553851
really? why?
worst and best countries in africa?
>>53553916
ask ur mum
>>53553902
was that an attempt at greentext? by the way stop fucking calling my phone to try to sell me shit india.
I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS!!!
>I don't poo in loo
>>53553916
Worst and best Transformers films.
>>53553915
most asian people who live here are indian
It annoys me on /pol/ when people laugh at british media for saying 'asian' when they mean muslim/paki like they are trying to pretend it's chinese people or something - but in reality if a uk person hears asian they think indian/paki
>>53553916
Best - Namibia
Worst - Somalia
>>53553938
good banter
Well, as the only drunk Canadian in this thread, I feel pbligated to tell you all that I am wanking off and going to bed and cry my sorrows away. Goodnight/morning.
>>53553916
Worst: God knows probably Somalia
Best: Botswana
this is how all canadians act in case anyone was wondering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRuSS0iiFyo
>mfw liberia used to be a US state
>>53553971
Why not just call them indian/paki?
>>53553916
BEST RHODESIA
WORST ZIMBABWE
T. /POL/ EXPERT
having a kinder bueno shake
>>53553835
used to describe that in primary school since im from the county st bridget is from, think most irish people did it in spring
>>53554036
It's just the word people have used for a long time I guess, even my parents/grandparents use it so not sure why.
probably something to do with british india and a disproportionate amount of immigrants from there compared to other places in asia
>>53554036
why dont we just call them chinese/korean/?
>>53554035
I liked the thing where freed slaves founded that nation to get back to their african roots and then started complaining about how primitive africans are
>>53553944
You're best not answering for a few weeks. BT tell you they can do nothing.
I got one from 'microsoft' on the day of my dads funeral. I told him fuck off, fathers funeral and shit and the cunt said he hoped my dad died in pain/suffered.
Sub humans. Kept phoning for a month each day after.
>>53554069
arr rook same
still obsessed with the first girl that let me fuck her
check her fb and twitter every day. shes going to get married soon. will my obsession fade?
taylor rain
https://www.linkedin.com/in/nicole-price-68219140
>>53554167
not until you kill her
>>53553944
What are the things they try to sell you?
At work tbqh lads
>>53554167
You gotta wear her skin first.
>tfw posted a bunch of 'asks' on my sjw tumblrs friend with a bunch of links to refugee rapes throughout Europe
>explain these people come from different cultures without our same values
Pretty hyped to see his response tb desu. Last time I challenged him he blocked my number and stopped talking to me for months
>>53554212
> nightshift
Rough lad.
Also lads Im off down the costcutter for some fags and a Kinder Bueno you lot want anything?
>>53554212
same lad. i sit in this security booth for 8 hours and get $13.50 an hour to sit on 4chan.
hopefully never have to do anything
>>53554211
usually some kind of mobile phone deal
>>53554247
Nah m8. Nights is an easy shift. Store is closed, so I just listen to music and fill shelves. Easy af.
>>53554243
Sounds like a great friendship
anyone else proper interested in post-colonial africa? bare mad wars
>>53554286
Yeah but then you cant do shit during the day or go out with the lads the night youre working
>>53554292
no I actually really hate him. He's insufferable in every way but somehow we always end up talking again
He's also vegan and thinks people who hunt for food are barbaric
if you could freeze yourself right now and wake up 200 years later, would you?
get such a sense of satisfaction from buying something useful for under around £3 t.bh lads, just feels so nice. love the steam sale, love amazon, love ali baba
am i a capitalist puppet of a man lmao
>>53554253
Over here the government made it mandatory for call centers to have numbers starting with 14. So whenever I see such a number calling, I reject the call. At times they recall. They're probably paid by the duration of time they can keep you engaged.
>>53554335
And miss the race-war and economic collapse? Fat chance.
>>53554352
You sell numbers. Us mugs answer and you resell them as active.
You're not good people.
>>53554313
>doing shit
>going out
Nahhh...
Listening to Mingus
I bet you philistines don't even know who that is
>>53553740
underrated post
would be utterly surprised if i dont get laid this weekend
