english rose edition
Get fucked, cunts.
cara
>>53550148
i have a cardboard one and tried it with trinus vr today, it "works" but since its straight it doesn't fit on your face well
karen
>>53550122
>do they actually work?
They're enough for a rudimentary experience to see what all the fuss about VR is about. But you'll quickly realise you're literally holding a carboard box to your face
Seriously though VR porn and strip teases are the best shit ever.
I was tempted to buy an occulus rift for gaming but now I'm 100% getting one for porn.
Kyary
thai ladybois...
>>53550205
reposting from previous thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMgJmHzCxOg
https://streamable.com/afv7
Warning: EXTREMELY lewd contents
dont know who i want to bang more lads, the girl from the SCS adverts or the chicken madras girl
Chloe is a common uneducated fat tits chav teen , I love wanking while screaming at her images enjoy this bitch I'm pouring abuse on her pics as I'm wanking my hard cock,I'm grunting"take it Chloe,fuck,fuck you you little slag"love her in the pink suit. Fuckin tart dresses like a slut to ...
>Wanking
>Getting into it
>Get a phonecall
>She annoys me
>Takes 5 minutes to convince myself to finish the wank after the phone call
>Finish angry and unsatisfied
Fuck sake.
>>53550231
all I see is a soccer match
>>>/sp/64898362
alri lads? ahaha
>>53550259
>soccer
FOY
Like oh god damn, that's the bitch that I want
>>53550215
when kyary# posted a lower res of this one i thought it might have been one of your edits, a sort of da vinci themed opus magnum
>>53550259
Because you're a Yank
really miss k-on lads
can't wait to get through all this plebanime so i can watch it again
Caitlan is hot,I'm wanking my prick over the trampy little cumrag right now. She's a young one but you can tell she knows her place-on her knees taking a fat cock out of a zipper and popping it into her young mouth. What a fucking little whore. You just know she takes a lot of cock. Even though she's young you bet she has years of practice working on throbbing cocks.
>>53550231
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
love that every time he starts getting a lot criticism he has a worldie against a top team
when he's fully settled in to the league he'll be so good next season :3
stomach ache (stomache) lads
maisie
please shower me with sympathy
>>53550398
Stop eating crayons then you retard
>>53550346
Fuck off hampshite
>>53550019
link to us to some porn please
i've got one but never used it
>>53550429
I'll shower you with cum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujYyE0lfSUk
Literally could not be more erect right now lads.
Please note: watch with VR for full experience.
>>53550387
Yeah but >Mignolet.
Loved hearing that roar after Allen's goal and having the crowd fucking screaming for a winning goal instead of being satisfied with a draw and the team kept pushing for that winner too.
>>53550429
poor baby
Restarting my computer desu
gambling addiction has me following shitty nba games when i have work in the morning. halp
I wonder if Iran will release video of that female American soldier getting Persian'd.
Into broken girls desu
All the girls I've dated have been mental
>>53550482
Diamonds tbf
black metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAajs4oMbpg
Rasheed
The name Rasheed is a baby boy name.
Meaning
Arabic Meaning:
The name Rasheed is an Arabic baby name. In Arabic the meaning of the name Rasheed is: Thinker; counselor.
American Meaning:
The name Rasheed is an American baby name. In American the meaning of the name Rasheed is: Thinker; counselor.
Muslim Meaning:
The name Rasheed is a Muslim baby name. In Muslim the meaning of the name Rasheed is: Rightly guided. Having the true Faith. Pious.
Numerology
SoulUrge Number: 11
People with this name have a deep inner desire to inspire others in a higher cause, and to share their own strongly held views on spiritual matters.
Expression Number: 6
for harmony and balance in their lives, and respond positively to beautiful things.
>Friend is like 1/16th Afro-Caribbean
>Is literally fully white and you can't tell
>Says he's mixed race
>Is heavily right wing and makes comments about black crime rates on his facebook post all the time but it's not racism because he's black too.
>Says shit like "I don't know why mixed raced people find it so hard to identify with a race, I MANAGE FINE"
>Literally the whitest person in existence
>>53550541
hope so. sounds hot
>>53550485
really hope there's some truth in the ter stegen rumours
that would be such a smart signing imo
>>53550540
www.gamblersanonymous.org.uk
>>53550502
hope you get arrested sharpish
>>53550540
I was staking £300 a day at one point
>>53550541
im still waiting for a kayla mueller leak
Given Name RASHEED
GENDER: Masculine
USAGE: Arabic
OTHER SCRIPTS: رشيد (Arabic)
Meaning & History
Variant transcription of رشيد (RASHID).
>>53550387
Hoping he keeps it up against United, don't think he's had two good games in a row yet.
>>53550485
>Klopp says players have until the end of the season to prove themselves
>Gives Mignolet a new contract
>mfw
"Our troops are the finest fighting force in the history of the world" - Obongo
>>53550641
Given Name RASHID
GENDER: Masculine
USAGE: Arabic
OTHER SCRIPTS: رشيد, راشد (Arabic)
Meaning & History
Means "rightly guided" in Arabic. This transcription represents two different Arabic names. In Islamic tradition الرشيد (al-Rashid) is one of the 99 names of Allah.
>>53550632
i hit a nice double in the israeli cup this week so its all worth it haha lol
>>53550672
did he actually say that
>>53550488
:( x
going to go writhe alone in bed for the rest of the night
>23 and never had a gf
If I dont get one by 25 I give up
haha i put le fat fedora man into this how hot shit and it says his armpit is 32 and hot? the box is meant to go around the face. fucking kek
>don't come on 4chan for 6 months while employed
>NEET two days and here I am
Starting to see why he acts like a narcissist now
>>53550723
fuck that m8. how many birds u shagged?
>>53550698
29 mins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJGZ9rYtcfE
>>53550732
Welcome back.
>>53550732
Happens to me every time
Been here off and on for 10 years
>>53550765
t.rasheed
>>53550732
ffs try get out now while you still can m8
>>53550733
>He doesn't realise the comparatively low average age of people in the olden days is skewed by higher rates of infant mortality and war
>>53550755
i have so many question after skipping trough this
americans are fucking weird
listening to massive attack
>>53550600
Sounds like a good lad
>>53550346
but lad, no matter how much you rewatch it, it'll always be the same. There'll never be anymore. Why even live?
>>53550716
night bucks xx feel better love <3
>>53550600
lekek
who the fuck is messi? been hearin his name in the US lately and apparently hes very famous in the rest of the world
>>53550888
famous cricket player
>>53550890
the one in the middle has a cartoon tier pointy chin
>If You Doubt My Commitment To Punishing Terrorists, Ask Osama Bin Laden
>>53550888
he's one of the men that kicks the ball
>>53550888
some soccer normie faggot
>>53550751
0 and Ive had so many chances. Girls in front of me but couldnt get it up
>>53550888
ball kicker
gf just sent me this lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eedBGDS_4z4
>>53550928
FONT
>>53550928
you need to make changes in your life
I fucking love burritos
>>53550888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOX2QpfMkq4
>>53550971
I've half a mind to give you a good hiding
>>53550723
>21 and no kisses
Just going to end it if I hit 23 like this.
>>53550971
I do too desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwsFYkp_r5w
>>53550971
FOS
>>53551004
My first kiss was on my 14th birthday and I thought I was late.
>>53550888
>>53550980
really interesting article on the man and not the footballer
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/public/football/article4660243.ece
>you will never chill with messi, play FIFA with him and thump him as liverpool
>>53550971
mmm
>>53550888
Famous autistic Argentinian manlet
cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw7_Rip9z20
>Mess? footman baller? never heard of him
>>53550968
Like what? Cut down on porn/ masturbation. Drink less. Exercise more.
>>53551049
link
>0 world cups
>>53550888
Average Tsuuuu poster on /sp/
done 500 more words now on 2500. plan is to reach 3000 tonit
>>53551033
Think I got done in by a mix of unfathomable self-consciousness and one petty remark that was only meant to wind me up. Thought I was fucking donkeys late to the game at 12 with no kisses and every opportunity that presented itself after that I shot down because I didn't want to dish out a shit kiss and then get asked if it was my first or mocked again. Past all that self-conscious shite now though, so I'll take the next chance, provided I don't just gloss over it like I did with my last chance. Nasty habit of not copping on to flirting until months after the flirting.
>>53551062
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>53551062
fucking lolling
>>53551095
NO
B
U
L
L
Y
Back wanking over this price of shit cumdump, tossing of -my cock is raging at this arrogant pricktease,who does she think she is getting me in the tossing panting state ,she fuckin knows the effect she has on our cock and spunk filled balls.just look at the comments about her how dare she get our cocks like this she is a miniskirted tarted up cocktease who doesn't have the decency to take care of the hard fuckmeat she causes .Daniele you are a fuckin prickteasing whore ,I hope u get the cock rage you cause back at you, I'm going to cum but before I shoo my filthy jazz Daniele l want you to know you at just a thing I'm using to shoot out my filth-FUCK YOU its coming you fuckin worthell tramp right in your face and hair FUCK YOU
sick of my life desoo -_-
>>53551104
friendly reminder that I'm the best TSUU poster on /int/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fl1ozru5wq
Last week I was at subway and accidentally said I wanted a football meatlong instead of footlong meatball. I don't think I'm ever going back there
going to smoke a cheeky spliff
>>53551095
came so so close only to get rattled by the Krauts
>>53551062
If I'm being completely honest lad, YOU ESS AYY might be my favourite chant of all time because it always comes from absolutely nowhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pkKNPEU8oc
>>53551106
Worth dishing out a shit kiss desu. You shouldn't have let it drag on this long man.
>>53551162
just sounds like a mosquito
>>53551076
heeeeeeeey.com
>>53551004
Im the same guy and got my first kiss when I was 21. Kissed 9 girls since then
>>53551138
>cocktease who doesn't have the decency to take care of the hard fuckmeat she causes
ahaha very good
>>53551167
You think that's bad lad? I went to the cinema and asked for a large cockporn instead of popcorn.
have made about 12 posts tonight and haven't recieved a single (you)
>>53551162
Literally the 4th time you have linked me this in a month lad haha
>>53551197
u mirin?
lets hear what you got, kid
>>53551193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxVdU2eVYSg
>>53551225
at least no-one will notice when you don't get (You)'s desu so you can just pretend you're the biggest memer
>>53551201
>>53550755
he said the same exact thing in his re-election victory speech.
american politics are like saturday morning cartoons.
>>53551162
good manly lungs x
>>53551195
>man
Bit yank there lad. I know I shouldn't have let it drag on, but I was a little faggot with impossibly low self-esteem when it came to the opposite sex until I was about 19. I had a girl outright ask to fuck me, every single day for a month and I turned her down each and every time. Should have taken it, since she was a KV too at the time.
>>53551191
a USA chant started during obamas speech last night
state of the union. in congress. USA USA chants. fucks sake yanks.
>>53551193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_pyB-L5ci0
how did the meme about messi being autistic start about?
>>53551228
pretty proud of it 2bh
no idea how i did it for so long was drunk af
>>53551253
hooooooooo.com
r8 this Yank political commentator slag honestly I could shag her
me on the right lads
>>53551294
>>53551222
lmao
>>53551062
God bless the USA
I can't sleep and I'm meant to be up in 5 hours. Feels bad, lads
Gday boys how are we
eating 4 slices of toast
But pissed about my uni exam today lads. Had a booklet that i assumed would have space to write answers but couldn't check before exam started. Open it up and it was just the question booklet, they forgot to hand out paper for all 250 or so people taking the exam.
Was a goo 10 minutes into the exam before i had anything to write on, wasn't given extra time to make up for it either, pretty pissed off
>>53551225
You need to improve the quality of your posts, to engage people.
USA USA USA USA
>>53551268
It really is the best chant. I remember one where people are just verballing hammering some random fan in a stadium, just abusing the shit out of him and then mid-abuse they all break into YOU ESS AYY YOU ESS AYY YOU ESS AYY. It's incredible.
>>53551062
I have chills
>>53551333
pirataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aguante messi
>tfw placed a double chance bet on the heavy favourite and they're 2-0 down after 8 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk5HQxpUz_o
>>53551352
wow would definitely complain about that
maybe at the student union or something idk
At the airport getting ready for the 12 hour flight back to the UK. Japan has been really good tho lads.
haha
america could solve so many problems by having a rhythmically complex national acronym.
>>53551402
have enjoyed this gimmick
>>53551402
>direct flight
FOB
>>53550139
best edition yet
>>53551352
why didn't the whole hall complain about that, if everyone got shafted 10 mins? sounds reasonable
>>53551162
I wanna feel like I feel when Im asleep.
>>53551399
I want to but I'm not really sure how to without sounding like a whiney bitch.
Dear..., recently .... happened, then what?
>>53551402
That's a long flight
>>53551402
going in june with my mates
>>53551428
Just wait until I get the 1300 pictures I have taken on to my pc. Including many personally sourced ultra rare anime pictures.
>>53551402
would u go back to nipland?
Haha mates cucking seppos and the Canadians haha!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6lJ2k3TCFg
Night lads
Wanked to anything good lately lads?
Fucking mcnulty...
>>53551460
mate have you seen the shit student unions complain about
this is very legitimate
>>53551512
gas yourself
a
s
>>53551444
To frankfurt plus hour to London fgt.
>>53551483
I went with my good Hampshire friend mugilad.
>>53551525
filthy paedo
Watching some Irish recruits on RTE. Looks really tough desu not sure if I'd be able for the army.
Do you ever have flyover's in your country?
Remember when stephen fry cried after the flyover at a college football game
>>53551512
kill yourself you fucking filthy normie
going in jun with my 9 inch black dick
>>53551528
to be honest
>>53551525
Cute boy
>>53551512
thought i spoke english 2bh
never met a jew in my life, do any live outside london
>>53551575
>when stephen fry cried after the flyover at a college football game
what
>wanked for an hour and a half
>ended up giving up when my arm started spasming
h-haha
>>53551554
I flew Tokyo-Dubai-London it took 27hrs total
GOD BLESS AMERICAAAAA MY HOME SWEEEET HOOMMEEE
>>53551593
saw the first memetier ones when i went to the usa
theres billion of them there
>>53551533
wish i could shag around like him
L A D
>>53551512
>>53551512
You literally cannot cuckold a canadian because we don't want our women.
>>53551593
I hear there are a few in Israel m8
>>53551525
Nonces OUT
>>53551593
yes lad in israel
>>53551512
shagged a girl called morgy once or twice back in the day and now she's a single mum lmao
>>53551613
>hour and a half
Is that supposed to be a long time?
>>53551575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTXbdKaXkc4
http://strawpoll.me/6531100
http://strawpoll.me/6531100
http://strawpoll.me/6531100
http://strawpoll.me/6531100
http://strawpoll.me/6531100
>>53551511
Yes absolutely. The best country I have been to desu. Also being tall it's always an adventure.
>>53551584
I'm not into feet but you should post more anyway
>>53551643
Without stopping and without cumming? Yes
>>53551608
nevermind gues its right before the flyover
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuPeGPwGKe8&t=2m47s
>>53551512
Don't post your retarded conversations again.
>>53551643
it's definitely not a good two hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKnyrHBwu10
runescape
>>53551665
what were you fapping to? doesn't sound very effective desu
>>53551665
Really? My average wank is 7-9 hours tbqh.
>when the post above yours gets heaps of (You) action but you get none
>>53551614
I only fly Asian airlines, you get two inches more legroom. Seems counter intuitive but ANA is good.
>>53551668
did he cry because he was in awe of the cumulative patriotism frothing up in the stadium?
>>53551712
wow thats awesome u are a fantastic bloke
@53551723
No (you)s for you
>>53551704
i tried a bunch of shit, could barely get hard
i've also stopped sleeping haha
>>53551712
giving you a meme (You)
>>53551746
Thanks lad. Appreciate your support. Feel free to donate.
>tfw only cum in under 10 minutes
how do people do it? i only last 2 minutes during sex too. fuck my life.
is big british cock even a thing?
I want to be inside all of you.
>>53551766
Why is it a meme (You)?
>>53551778
FONT
>>53551762
Shame. I'd give you a hand if I could.
>>53551784
for how long lad
>>53551668
I'd really like to know what foreigners think of this
>hundreds of thousands of people singing our national anthem and chanting USA while the marching band plays
>flags everywhere and people screaming
>suddenly a couple fucking jets fly over and the music and chanting resumes
Turning 23 in four hours lads...
>>53551778
They've lost all feeling due to severe depression, it's normal to cum within 2 minutes :^)
>>53551808
Every country should be as patriotic as the USA.
i wanna cum on a british girls face.
>>53551823
>6-7am
being born early in the morning
>>53551808
Was surreal as fuck when I went to Boston last summer.
Flags fucking EVERYWHERE
Guns fucking EVERYWHERE
Colonial red-coat hating wankers EVERYWHERE
Yanks fucking EVERYWHERE
>>53551808
they correctly think we are mentally ill but delusionaly happy
>>53551852
extremely lewd
Daniele is the sort of tarted up slut I could never hope to get in real life. I hate the bitch but I'm wanking and panting over her pic above,I'm working out all my spunk over her. Here in comes Daniele,in your sneering dolled up face,you think I'm disgusting you bitch,I'm coming FUCKK FUCK YO BITCH,take it slut. Fucking came over the bitch
>>53551856
forgot the meme arrow bit dum
>>53551833
>tfw you will never have a British friend to introduce to the madness known as the fourth of July
anyone remember maisie's bf's name
>>53551889
hmmm not sure that be appropriate
>>53551856
Have you heard of timezones
>>53551889
What's so mad about fireworks and barbecues?
>>53551895
kevin boyle
>>53551903
time isnt real only clocks are real
>>53551903
no?
>you will never be shot in land of the free
>>53551889
> Fourth of July
FOY
>>53551943
idktf
>>53551901
hehehe
>>53551912
it's just a really special night. Literally everyone is in good spirits, fireworks going off everywhere, people drunk, yummy food all around.
>time isnt real only clocks are real
cir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TgVALvy00Y
watching victoria lawson dirty dans pov
she looks really cute and innocent in this scene, not a fan of his small cock though
>>53551960
How can you call yourself an american? Get the fuck out of my country
>>53551873
m8 you might be getting no replies but just so you know, i feel your pain and share the hate
>>53551895
Jack Idiens
https://youtu.be/Z5my3AE9euo?t=8m32s
Me meeting Kyary at 8:30
I love poleaboo
I hope that he loves me
I want to put my arms round him
and feel him inside me
>>53552000
ye safe, just found it
