Kelly Brook edition
hi
>>53560667
Cara
>>53560667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M0xdLO_bmo
It's really hard for me to focus, yeah
Cuz my body so numb
All I do is kill pain
All I do is smoke loud
Put you niggas to shame
I be rolling all day, mix it in the champagne
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
>>53560628
thank u
>>53560685
fuckin prime my lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rLspUDFT0Y
Happy Mondays should be /brit/s official band tbf
>>53560719
ps this doesn't count the ones in my recyclables box
>>53560667
fat edition
>Why yes. I do, unironically, recycle
>>53560758
delete this
YIPPY YIPPY YI YI YAY YAY I HAD TO CRUCIFY SOME BROTHER TODAY
>>53560758
Bender
>>53560760
Yorkshire doesn't have the council enforced recycle dustbins?
>>53560782
They do, doesn't mean I put stuff into it
>>53560726
>we kinda drank and inhaled all the money you gave us so here's a vid of us on a roof.
>>53560798
edgy
>>53560760
>He doesn't recycle
you get money for it though
>>53560772
ECCE HOMO
>>53560813
Not in the UK, though he may be risking fines for not doing it (dunno 2bh). Sounds edgy af.
>>53560813
No you don't. Not here anyway
>>53560813
Not in the UK, unless you're into scrap metal or something
Why yes, I don't recycle
>Why yes. I do, unironically, not greentext my fedora posts
>>53560726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeoqKWQ3JII
>>53560830
Hey Canadian poster #2
Why are you so retarded?
>>53560832
>>53560834
>>53560835
>missing out on 10 cents a can
my condolences
>recycling is for hippies and and cucks, FUCK THE LAW! HAHA *flicks up collar on leather trenchcoat*
>>53560881
We get fined if we put too much recyclable rubbish in the normal waste
>Hahaha! You're absolutely right! I DO, unironically, carry my empty cans home because I refuse to put them into public black bins. I know I'm singlehandedly saving the enviroment by recycling my tiny cans my fellow gentlesirs and ladies *tips*
Bombings in Indonesia lads, I wonder which religion of peace could be behind this
>>53560902
shit, if I didn't get money out of it I wouldn't recycle either
VERY spooked lads
why did I watch TWO scary movies in a row before beddy byes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqfO7Wy7BYs
sort of wonder if these lads are just sitting around in public housing now or actually made a good dollar and kept it
>>53560881
They pay you here, you see like building maids/cleaners collecting cans, bottles etc.
>>53560919
>I put recyclable things in my recycle bin, and I have been known NOT to wash those items first
This is anonymous r-right?
snowing lads
>>53560980
Are you meant to wash them first?
>>53560980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SACTy2rZ7kE
>>53560836
imagine going to the mechanic with that tattoo and a sleeveless shirt
>>53561011
P U S S Y M A G N E T
>>53560997
Idk mate I put all kinds of shit in there. Still gets lifted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp8ZNqaG-dE
J I S O E
I
S
O
E
Summoning Baal
you lands need anything
>>53561033
Kinde Bueno
A series of bomb blasts have rocked the Indonesian capital, Jakarta, followed by continuing gunfire and reports of further explosions.
At least four people have been killed by the blasts, which hit locations including a shopping centre near the presidential palace and UN offices.
Hundreds of police, including snipers, are on the streets exchanging fire with suspected attackers.
There is no indication yet of who might be behind the assault.
Indonesia has been attacked by Islamist militant groups in the past and has recently been on high alert after threats from the so-called Islamic State
>>53561103
why would anyone want to shoot Drake?
>>53561033
Still waiting on the Lambert and twix. I have a sneaking suspicion your summoning skills are somewhat shite.
>>53560667
>you will never have a big tittied inbred british slag sit on your face because you ran out of pints and cigarettes to hold her off
Existance is only pain
>>53561143
Satan told me to go fuck myself first
not sure if that was meant literally
>>53561146
The police are coming for you now for that sexist sentence you oppressive shit lord
morning lads. morning nonce.
>Joe Rogan is 48
only shit
>>53561103
Is that Kanye West?
Why is he wearing a flak jacket?
Is he reporting in Palestine or Syria?
Where did the mic come from?
I haven't been up this early in a few months
You lads watch that show 'Run'? 1
If you don't chuck in two cigarettes per gram of weed you've got down sinners
fuck off yanks
Any of you enjoying the snow lads
>>53561123
>There is no indication yet of who might be behind the assault.
Well, lets take a wild guess.
>>53561295
>smoking weed
on the cross
>>53561317
Probably Christians
>>53561297
only lasted a few minutes here
>>53561345
Hipster fundamentalists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU-rF0bzYEM
>>53561297
It snowed during the LIVvARS game
That was cool
>>53561330
not sure if you're being ironic but i don't know how cunts get to 18 without smoking weed at least once... it's pretty much worse than being a virgin to not have smoked weed by the time you're 18
>>53561297
no snow here lad
>>53561297
There's no snow here
>>53561317
I bet it's those radical atheists again.
wish it snowed where i live, i love snowboarding & skiing :c
>>53561297
yea
love it finally
been too warm this winter
There's no snow here lads
reckon that naga munchetty bird on bbc breakfast would be quite fit if she ditched the lesbian haircut t b h
>>53561426
I'd like to go surfing desu but there are no good waves on the Lakes
snowboarding is alright but I like skiing better
not snowing here lads
>>53561493
neither here
>>53561422
You can't point fingers yet. How anti and ist of you to suggest it.
Unless they're white males...
where's the snow lads
>>53561451
I heard there's pretty good surfing on the lakes when the swells high desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGt_JGHYEO4
Can any Yanks translate this?
>>53561529
>Can any Yanks translate this?
It must drive them crazy, Israel humiliated the Arabs militarily multiple times and then despite being a tiny country ended up creating by far the best country in the region economically, culturally and socially. Everyday Israel stands there is a reminder of their own inferiority.
>>53561529
wait till the londoners wake up, I'm sure they'll do it for you
>>53561451
I've snowboarded a lot but never skiied, what's it like? Is it harder?
you lads got any snow?
hot out
>>53561572
I unironically agree. Inb4 good goy
>>53561572
What is this? Conditioning?
>>53560667
>tfw Kelly Brook is solo
This means I have a chance, r-right?
Imagine treating your whole life like it's an exam to get into heaven.
>>53560687
CRAAAWWLLING
IN MY SKIN
money doesn't make you happy lol
>>53561650
do you put your fedora on as soon as you wake up?
>>53561600
I find it easier, you have more control in all areas simply because both legs are free to move
Like roller blades vs skateboarding
Kelly is no queen of mine, bring back Cara.
>>53561663
but it can buy me a ferrari xD and a gf ._.
>The Thai Court of Justice said it would investigate and press charges against the Anoymous hackers who shut down 297 court websites
>Court of Justice spokesman Suebpong Sripongsakun said the Technology Crime Suppression Division had tracked down about 10 overseas IP addresses of the alleged hackers.
>The hackers could face charges under the Computer Crime Act which carry up to 15 years in jail and/or fines of up to THB 300,000, he said.
kek, they're clueless.. lets pretend for a moment they actually managed to find the actual IPs, as if foreign countries would extradite to Thailand.
>>53560937
The only religion of peace and understanding, of course.
>>53561666
Thank Satan, I'll have to try it sometime. Can't afford to go this year though.
>>53561654
Post her in the bunny ears topless. We used to get stoned looking at the poster. Dem nips were divine.
>>53561677
if you drove a ferrari heaps of people would look at you with disgust because they're envious of you though... and fuck getting a gold digger gf
>>53560969
I always watch stand up on Netflix after a scary film before Bedlington Terriers if I'm too spooked. Works a charm.
yee
>>53561654
Those curves are from the heavens
>>53561683
No cares about some minor news from Thailand lad.
>>53561665
>not sleeping in your night fedora
>>53561737
I know but I like to post here, Hi, how are you?
>No, I am not from North Yorkshire. Only plebs and simpletons come from there, unlike the rest of the UK where only a true brony-atheist can be born.
*tips fedora*
>>No, I am not from North Yorkshire. Only plebs and simpletons come from there, unlike the rest of the UK where only a true brony-atheist can be born.
>
>*tips fedora*
>>53561752
Look Thailad I'ma fan. You product great material. You're a star of the Brit posting world but that post was not interesting or amusing. You're better than this.
Literally never used Netflix and never will. Anything I want to watch I just download and open though windows explorer.
>>53561683
they're onto you nonce
like & subscribe for more
had a fuckin weird dream lads
/brit/ was like a classroom where everyone sat at desks gabbing away amongst emselves
then noel clarke burst in like his kidulthood character all hard starting on everyone, but then he got to the middle of the room and turned into cara
cant remember much after this but i think a clone of cara stabbed her in the back of the head with a pencil
CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9_l7er67hQ
has anyone here tried the oculus rift yet? i wonder if "complete" virtual reality where all five senses are stimulated and you can live in a world where you aren't a complete loser will be available in our lifetime. it will be better than the strongest drugs wew
>Literally never used Netflix and never will. Anything I want to watch I just download and open though windows explorer.
Stuck in traffic because of the snow lads
going to unironically leave my house today to buy food
wish me luck
>>53561779
I'm having a day off to be a bit shit if you don't mind, cheers.
>>53561789
>What does overseas mean?
>>53561801
oculus rift looks like the gayest shit
I don't believe in god.
David Bowie was literally a weeb
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35278488
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-35308763
Gonna be angry if we don't vote to leave desu
>I don't believe in god.
>>53561827
it's just the first generation (although not really), in 20 years vr will be everywhere
Do people hate the UK because they are jealous?
yank out
>>53561854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFrkpZ8i2cI
>>53561869
They're all jealous of our cuisine, weather and attractive women.
>>53561869
No they hate it because we're ugly snaggle toothed fucking faggots
>>53561654
>that shape
unf
>>53561869
Of course, not every one can be as spiffing as us *sips tea*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7gR7EYjcP8
>>53561861
I thought all we were going to hear would be shilling to stay in, pleasantly surprised tbf.
>>53561869
No, we're arrogant and some of us are educated to be more arrogant.
The UK is essentially shit but we're proud of it.
>>53561869
Not really. They probably have better reasons than just "jealousy"
>>53560667
literally how all women should look
>>53561921
>The UK is essentially shit
Only a paki would say that
>>53561928
>>53561921
Please dont cuck yourselves, its pathetic
>>53561861
The EU isn't trying to destroy the white race they said
>>53561903
Yank
>>53561921
>>53561928
Rasheed
why do we never do conversations in /brit/ lads
>>53561917
hey thailad you sound like a techy person have you tried the oculus
>>53561964
ill converse with you
It is 3am and I dont have to do shit tomorrow except wash my undies
yanks out
>>53561964
everyone hates eachother
>>53561932
responsible for many gallons of spilled seed
>>53561921
>>53561903
A bit of self affacing criticism is fine, but this a bit too cucky.
>>53561966
Not yet m9, just Google cardboard.
There's some Canuk that posts here that has though, was saying it works well in cockpit first person sort of things. It's still very much in the development stages, so no rush.
yanks in
i am wearing a nice jumper, skinny jeans and trainers
please shower me with attention for i am leaving now
>>53561986
no thanks, i was just wondering haha
>>53562021
>skinny jeans
spotted the bender.
>>53562021
enjoy your day
I'm going back to bed
>Anon I heard you like chebs, is this true?
>>53562061
No, I like Cara.
did a poo
>>53562061
not a fan of coaburners tbqh
>>53561883
He was mentioned sitting at the back of east German bars listening to what was to be electronica.
He was spotted in every country, more or less soaking up the atmosphere and packaging what he saw. He was a sponge.
>>53562021
>Skinny jeans
>Not slim jeans
Bender
>>53562061
I want to suffocate in her cleavage.
>>53562142
fair play to him
>TFW you have a 3 inch penis and the lads invite you for clubbing every week and you are a virgin and will never have sex and all the gains were for nothing
Going to cancel my gym membership, 3 years of gains but no sex because my cock is forever small. No surgery option either (max increase is 1.3cm and penis will point downwards when erect, not peer reviewed or anything)
>>53562234
>lifting for girls
mate... work on your insecurities, people with smaller cocks get laid so you can too
>>53562223
>>53562234
>1.3 cm
>cm
Fucking dropped
Bit confused, does having a small willy prevent you from chatting girls up due? Or have you succeeded then had them leave your flat when they see your small willy?
>>53562263
>>53562262
Its genetically impossible for me to get girls because of my penis
>>53562234
I have an 8 inch penis with 6 inch girth, but it all comes down to nothing because I bust my nut after only 5 minutes max in sex.
We all have our flaws. Don't let it stop you from even trying
>>53562262
I lift so I can fight cunts
>>53562263
>>53562284
You're killing me, literally.
>>53562061
>>53562263
>>53561932
>>53561654
>>53560667
Its actually a sickening thought that I'll never be able to raid the shores of England and take her as my salt wife tbqh. I am almost getting teary eyed, I want to die. Getting depressed, family.
>>53562041
Haha could quite literally put you in the ground snivelling insect runt
>>53562282
That happened twice. First time she started feeling my crotch up and then just laughed and walked away. Second time I got naked and the girl wanted to take a picture. Going to fucking shit on the queen.
>>53562294
Start edging to last more
>>53562301
>>53562301
>>53562313
>>53562329
Lad...
>>53562301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAX5PFP8G8o
>>53562359
>>53562366
reeeeeeeeee
>>53562329
m8..
>>53562366
just wanked to this
http://free-sex-video.net/video/mit-sperma-machst-du-mich-gefugig-27678.html?utm_source=PB&utm_medium=CPC&utm_campaign=pbweb
>>53562387
Those hips are utterly insane
Weather's fucking awful lads.
>>53562441
Field looks a bit waterlogged lad.
Morning lads
Making myself an omelette currently
>>53562441
It's supposed to snow later too
>>53562509
Been wet for the last two weeks
>>53562518
Blizzard going on right now 2bh, it isn't lying though, the ground's too wet and warm.
Morning lads
Having an Ostbräck with mjukost currently
Kelly Brook is a coal burner
THIS is a woman
>>53562518
Where?
>Been wet for the last two weeks
Last six months where I am.
Fed up with fucking rain.
>>53562533
Morning Swelad.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35234182
Ywn be a woppy mafia hunter
This tablets fucking auto fill bollocks will quite literally be the death of me Argo arggggg utter shite can't stand it don't you know
>>53562642
HATE IT
fucking hate january lads
just did a poo and technically got paid for it.
>>53562698
he HATES it
>>53562654
I've gaped lesser men for less. Watch your words faggot
>>53562712
Oh, you're working as a chef?
>>53562533
I'm sorry mate but.
What does Karin mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UeQLO43a2Y
>>53562642
If I weren't at work, I'd make that guy holding the sign an oh exploitable so fast
>>53562735
hej norge :3
>>53562768
hei :3c
Can't believe we lost last night lads. Fucking devastated
>>53562825
you spurs lad?
Cologne Rapefugee Victim Doxed, Called Liar in 250,000 view Viral Video
Taken Down After She Threatens to Sue When It Appeared on Imam's Hate Site.
>She began getting threatening calls at work and people were attacking her on Facebook as a racist and a right-winger.
https://archive.is/0W1AP
>>53562872
The cognitive dissonance ingrained into liberals brains is staggering.
>>53562863
I am, lad.
Song of 2016 here lads
http://youtu.be/23wj7iXnYnA
>big bowl of bran flakes
>5 chocolate digestives
>10 cookies
how do i stop binge eating lads, i'm not even fat but i know i'm on the road to the diabeetus
>>53562936
yer got the worms led
>>53562936
stop being so weak willed
you must train your mind
Got some fucking scouser fixing the oven.
Too scared to go downstairs and make breakfast. Guess I'll just starve to death then.
>>53562936
Have larger and healtheir meals?
>>53562935
the sad thing is you're probably being serious
>>53562897
>I am, lad.
same lad. don't like losing but it feels a bit more comfortable and familiar, fucking things up and missing opportunities and that. prefer it when the press don't expect anything from us t b h
>>53562872
Unelievable
Soon the leftists will turn on themselves, anti-rape campaigners vs pro-refugee campaigners
>Reading Men's rights activists comments on news whenever an underage boy gets "raped" by their hot female teacher
Watching them get fake offended while secretly wishing they were the kid is hilarious.
>>53562935
I'll actually watch this.
The years have been kind. He looks better now than he did before.
One of ours.
>>53563032
>it's OK to rape little boys
OK m8
>>53563032
>hot
Most of the time they're absolute munters
>>53563058
m8 stop using such provocative wording.
Whenever this happens it's some 14 or 15 year old kid that fucks his hot teacher.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pHnQ6W2KkM
The Arabic gang-rape 'Taharrush' phenomenon which sees women surrounded by groups of men in crowds and sexually assaulted... and has now spread to Europe
Police fear a gang-rape phenomenon known as 'taharrush gamea' in the Arab world and seen in attacks on women across German cities at the New Year has now spread to Europe.
The name of the practice translates to 'collective harassment' and is carried out by large groups of men who sexually assault lone women, either by groping, or in some instances, raping them.
The men first surround their victim in circles. Some then sexually assault her, while others not directly involved watch or divert outsiders' attention to what is occurring.
Sometimes the terrified victim - in a state of shock and unable to respond - is also robbed during the ordeal.
And the attack usually goes unpunished because the large number of perpetrators and chaos of the attack means authorities are unable to identify those involved.
>>53563032
So true, if I'd shagged one of the female teachers at my old school I'd be boasting to every Tom dick and harry
>>53563089
If you're under 16 you can't consent so its rape m8
There's no argument here
http://youtu.be/ZYu8HgWJ9QU
Craig David is the next Beiber. People used to laugh at him but now he's killin it
>>53563135
Unless the older party forced something up the boys bum it's by definition not rape 2bh
>>53563032
I once remember a story where some guy pulled over to the side of the road to help this woman change a tyre or something, she kidnapped him, drugged him with viagra and raped him non stop
He didn't press charges because he had such a great time hahaha
>>53563168
Fine its sexual assault then
>>53563170
Men are just more up for a laugh and some sexual banter than women.
>>53563032
>>53563131
Just goes to show men are the stronger sex. Men and women aren't equal
>>53563170
That sounds very made up
>>53563127
such peaceful """"""""""""""""""""economic"""""""""""""""""" migrants, britain truly needs more. I mean just look what a vibrant metropolis they've turned london in to!
>>53563224
VIBRANT
DIVERSE
UTOPIA
>>53563127
This is because white men oppressed the migrants. We need to be more supportive of these poor people
>>53563224
Shut up you racist Arabs are actually VERY civilised and white men are the real problem
Oh no, it's Rorke o'clock
>>53563187
[spins towards the Jedi masters]
>>53563127
You've made this up.
Any unaccompanied woman is rape bait in all of their countries.
>The Arabic gang-rape 'Taharrush'
That's every non-western Muslim man. You're an idiot for spreading this. You're trying to contain it maybe? Give it a name? Doesn't wash, Ahmed. We know you. We know what you do.
Just don't worry about it
>>53563279
That wasn't in Germany and you know it lad
>>53563343
Well maybe if those children had just been Muslim they wouldn't have been raped? Did you ever just think of that you bloody racist?
>it's a rorke uses a bunch of strawmen to push his fascist agenda episode
anyone else notice /brit/ seems a lot more muslim-focused during the daytime than in the evening?
>>53563359
I don't care I'm going to keep posting it because it makes my point.
>>53563380
>/brit/ is a lot more Muslim focused when the racists who don't have jobs are on
Gee I wonder why that is
>>53563409
this t b h
>>53563396
When is Ramadan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O52jAYa4Pm8
>>53563375
stop baiting rasheed
