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Daisy edition
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cara
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yeri
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me irl
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>>53367876
1rst for pointing out squats are dangerous.
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Kyoto is really nice place desu
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got to say
big BIG fan of this Bruce's new gimmick
pat on the back for you lad
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>>53367901
this cunt has some script for this shit I swear
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kpop desu lads
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>>53367934

great post
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>>53367941
then explain how i missed the last few threads
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>>53367941
he literally spams thailads link as soon as the bump limit is reached
bit sad really
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>>53367934

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgkt9jdjTU
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our nige
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Times have changed,
And we've often rewound the clock,
Since the Puritans got a shock,
When they landed on Plymouth Rock.
If today,
Any shock they should try to stem,
'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock,
Plymouth Rock would land on them.

In olden days a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking,
But now, God knows,
Anything Goes.

Good authors too who once knew better words,
Now only use four letter words
Writing prose, Anything Goes.

The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today,
And black's white today,
And day's night today,
When most guys today
That women prize today
Are just silly gigolos
And though I'm not a great romancer
I know that I'm bound to answer
When you propose,
Anything goes

When grandmama whose age is eighty
In night clubs is getting matey with gigolo's,
Anything Goes.

When mothers pack and leave poor father
Because they decide they'd rather be tennis pros,
Anything Goes.

If driving fast cars you like,
If low bars you like,
If old hymns you like,
If bare limbs you like,
If Mae West you like
Or me undressed you like,
Why, nobody will oppose!
When every night,
The set that's smart
Is intruding in nudist parties in studios,
Anything Goes.

The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today,
And black's white today,
And day's night today,
When most guys today
That women prize today
Are just silly gigolos
And though I'm not a great romancer
I know that I'm bound to answer
When you propose,
Anything goes

If saying your prayers you like,
If green pears you like
If old chairs you like,
If back stairs you like,
If love affairs you like
With young bears you like,
Why nobody will oppose!

And though I'm not a great romancer
And though I'm not a great romancer
I know that I'm bound to answer
When you propose,
Anything goes...
Anything goes!
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>>53367932
>squats
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got a nonce to post legs lads, didn't even need tinder
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>>53367990

>>53367884
>12:58:57

>>53367901
>12:59:35
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http://strawpoll.me/6499051

http://strawpoll.me/6499051

http://strawpoll.me/6499051

http://strawpoll.me/6499051

http://strawpoll.me/6499051
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for DEVIL'S sake OP you've left this poor chap behind you blundering idiot! Have you no regard for janitorial authority you fool?! *shakes fist at you* Hellfire!

>>>53367937
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>>53368034
ur welcome lad
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>>53367932

Good thing she's not doing squats then.
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What's the cringiest music video you can find lads?

Probably this for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe0fvUgvvQg&ab_channel=AutrysMusic

It's just too much
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GONDOLA
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>>53368068
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTnspbSjKVc
chewn
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>>53367855

yes FAm

I'm the GOAT of /brit/ too 2bh
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>>53368060
Deadwood
Generation Kill
War and Peace
Berlin Alexanderplatz
Mad Men
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Reminder that if you're one of the many posters who posts links ITT, you should remember that I don't open a single one of them. Youtube, BBC, Vice, DailyMail, vocaroo, strawpoll, anything; I do not click a single one. All that time you spend highlighting the link, copying and pasting it, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting eagerly waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content on the other side of the link are completely and utterly wasted on me because I do not, ever, open links ITT.
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/balt/ more like ????
we need to think of a good one lads
only thing i've got is some sort of fault
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Pig Benis
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Maisie
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sometimes i listen to non je ne regrette nien and salute the mirror with my shirt off fighting back tears
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drank too much last night and now I feel like I have brain damage
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If your blue and you don't know where to go to
why don't you go where fashion sits
Puttin' on the Ritz.

Different types of wear all day coat pants
with stripes and cut away coats for perfect fits
Puttin' on the Ritz.

Dressed up like a million dollar trooper
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper
Super-Duper

Come lets mix where Rockafellers
walk with sticks or umbrellas
in their mits
Puttin' on the Ritz.

Have you seen the well to do
Up and down Park Avenue
On that famous through fare
With their noses in the air
High hats and narrow collars
White spats and lots of dollars
Spending every dime
For a wonderful time.

If your blue and you don't know where to go to
why don't you go where fashion sits
Puttin' on the Ritz.

Different types of wear all day coat pants
with stripes and cut away coats for perfect fits
Puttin' on the Ritz.

Dressed up like a million dollar trooper
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper
Super-Duper

Come lets mix where Rockafellers
walk with sticks or umbrellas
in their mits
Puttin' on the Ritz.

Dressed up like a million dollar trooper
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper
Super-Duper

If your blue and you don't know where to go to
why don't you go where fashion sits
Puttin' on the Ritz.
Puttin' on the Ritz.
Puttin' on the Ritz.
Puttin' on the Ritz.

Move, I want ya to move
Got to dance
Got a dance

If your blue and you don't know where to go to
why don't you go where fashion sits
Puttin' on the Ritz.
Puttin' on the Ritz.
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>>53368060
>tv
fuck off yank
>show
fuck off yank
>season
fuck off yank
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>>53368097
you be classic XI, i'll be villa
will smash you la
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so many things for cheap on aliexpress lads, just gotta sell it to the retards and make ££££££
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>>53367934
Went to China with a friend once and we went to a butchers shop and there was live cats in cages in the back, she got upset and I bought one so we could go set it free or whatever the fuck to cheer her up and the dude grabbed it, slammed it on the counter and cut its fucking head off before either of us could speak

Honestly what is wrong with Asia
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>>53368052

total bellend with no life

no personality
no job
no real interests

why go on?
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>>53368120
I'm a bender disregard this
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>>53368122
1 syllable:
alt, ault, brault, dault, fault, galt, gault, halt, hault, kalt, mault, nault, salt, sault, vault, walt

2 syllables:
asphalt, assault, at fault, bank vault, basalt, bile salt, cobalt, covault, default, exalt, find fault, groined vault, kuralt, old salt, pennwalt, perrault, pinault, pole vault, renault, ribbed vault, rock salt, thrust fault

3 syllables:
anawalt, barrel vault, common salt, double salt, ehrenhalt, galipault, garlic salt, greenawalt, hanawalt, inclined fault, normal fault, onion salt, pinsoneault, rachelvolt, rochelle salt, seasoned salt, somersault, sour salt, table salt, thunderbolt, to a fault

4 syllables:
burial vault, celery salt, creditanstalt, gravity fault, kreditanstalt

5 syllables:
judgement by default, judgment by default, san andreas fault, sexual assault

6 syllables:
amphibious assault, geological fault
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shut up with the lyrics you stupid cunt
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>>53368164
lol
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>>53368129

Pour vous monsieur

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM-E2H1ChJM
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want to play euro truck sim with my headphones on but it will flatten my hair weirdly and i have to go out for a meal later

reeeeeeeeeee
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They don't want us to win more
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I love watching beautiful women swear, it's incredible
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>>53368194
just do your hair after?
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>>53368164
lmao if that's true

dumb bint
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>>53368154
lets go baby

I would crush you e Z p Z
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>>53368194
having your hair stick up is too early 2000s btw
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>>53368218
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>>53368218
post the one where the woman gets caught in the escalators and gets chewed up as her young child watches her mom turned to mince meat
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>>53368173
>>53368255
>>53368255
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looking more and more like Kev every day lads

face is getting puffier, eyes are getting smaller, ears seem to stick out more than they did
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>>53368218

dode
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>>53368218
>>53368267
fuck off back to /b/ in 2007


edgy retarded children
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>>53368192
*kisses finger tips* terrifique!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz8Z4CGhSkA
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>>53368238
i'm guessing you're on xbox
ps4 here
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>>53368214
what do you mean do my hair?

i already washed it this morning in the shower

>>53368241
it doesn't stick up, it just leaves a dent where the headphones were which is can't get out unless i wash it again

pic related is my haircut, albeit neater
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>>53368267
no i got jannied for posting one of a cat getting eaten by crocodiles a few days ago
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>>53368302
t. triggered
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>>53368310
just wash it again then?
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Lol the BBC is has literally written an article about cucksheds.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35227268
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>>53368275

please switch to the greater london flag, you're not from the City of London neighbourhood mate.
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>>53368302
Cats die horribly every day you emotional manchild.
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>>53368302
TRIGGERED
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/brit/ ??? more like just shit on my clit
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>>53368310
how do you have that kind of buzzed but long growth?
never understood this
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>>53368267
>Now Playing: Linkin_Park_-_Crawling.mp3.exe
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>>53368315
upload them somewhere else i wanna see http://webmshare.com/
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>>53368350
i dont seek out footage of it tho cos im not weird
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>Went to China for a study abroad thing
>Dogs hung like chickens in the streets
>Pigeon on a stick available
>Starfish on a stick available
>Buy scorpion on a stick
>Takes a live scorpion whirming around after being impaled
>Into the deep fat fryer
>SHI KUAI SHI KUAI (the equivalent to about a pound)
>T-t-thanks
>Look at it and throw it on the floor
>Go to Mcdonald's instead and just get a burger
>Tastes awful but whatever
>McDonald's shut down the week after across China for selling rotten meat that hospitalised people

Wish I was memeing. Had to spend a week shitting myself in my room.

Never again
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=china+shuts+down+mcdonalds+rotten+meat&oq=china+shuts+down+mcdonalds+rotten+meat&aqs=chrome..69i57.3726j0j1&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=122&ie=UTF-8
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>>53368315
>no i got jannied for posting one of a cat getting eaten by crocodiles a few days ago
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>>53368346
nah you

I am from London you autistic spastic
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>>53368345
why would you call them that
you memeing retarded child
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>>53368306
>concave thumbsticks
>0 good exclusives


mate...
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>>53367876
Help me /brit/. I have a chance to study abroad in the UK next semester either in Glasgow, London or Nottingham. Which city has best slags?
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>>53368382
this is why you should never leave the UK, there's no point, foreigners just do things wrong all the time
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>>53368363
you sound like a 15 year old little girl
>/r/safespace
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>>53368343
but i can't shower more than once a day because my skin will dry out and my prescription moisturiser is low

>>53368359
i don't know, it's always been the same, mine is slightly shorter than the pic
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>>53368382
>They eat a different type of animal to me, SAVAGES!

plen
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>>53368350
so do people

thinking it's significant or entertaining makes you a retarded child from /b/
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>>53368409
you wonder why people dont like you irl
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>>53368387

not from City of London though, greater london. your flag is incorrect.
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>>53368411
just wet your hair then mate
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>>53368406
Decent amount of fit girls at Glasgow uni.

t. lad who dropped out of Glasgow uni
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>I simply despise concave thumbsticks, it really is a dealbreaker for me
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>>53368345
maximum comfy
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PAH! PAHAHA! They didn't vote UKIP you say? What blood fools! *puts cigar in mouth* *smacks knee* Do they not know about The Rapes of Cologne? *spits out brandy* PFFF They do?! Hohohoho my deary me MY DEARY me *crosses legs* *shakes head ponderously*
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>>53368412
Wasn't complaining, but obviously it's still shocking culturally.

I appreciate us eating other animals is just as hypocritical but it is a bit weird seeing man's best friend skinned and hung by the neck

Stop being so dramatic
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>>53368406
go to london
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>>53368422


Reaching a bit there lass.
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>>53368426
click on the flag

don't want to hear any more out of you, I've had the london flag longer than you so you can fuck off if you want to be a special snowflake tripfag cunt
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>>53368218
Cat would have survived this.

Cats can survive falling at their terminal velocity.
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>>53368469
are u calling me short
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>>53368406
every uni will have slags
nottingham is the best city/nightlife out of them 3 by far
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>>53368406
Glasgow doesn't have Burkas which is a plus
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>>53368382
>McDonald's shut down the week after across China for selling rotten meat that hospitalised people

>Wish I was memeing. Had to spend a week shitting myself in my room.
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How full do you reckon the theatre will be for Star Wars these days? I mean it's been out for a while now and if I go during the week in the mid afternoon, it should be quiet right? The schools are back, the normies are back at work and the universities are back (or will be soon).
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if you play fifa, or indeed any sports game (with the exception of racing in some cases) then you're objectively a pleb
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time to buy some powerball tickets, sucks you brits can't be part of the action
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>>53368466
don't think he's into fat somalian ghetti negros
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>>53368382
>Chinese
>Human

>>53368412
Bruv, street vendors there kill and serve stray dogs, including rabid ones. They also scrape surface fat from the sewers and use it to cook their food with. Animal cruelty in China is huge, it's essentially a communist country.

They literally are savages. Ask someone from Hong Kong or Taiwan what they think of the Chinese.
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>>53368433
i've tried it before and i can't do it without getting my face wet, which would trigger my skin and set me back
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>>53368421
not in general but on occasion it is

it was funny to see how the pakis incompetently tried to save it
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>>53368457
VERY VERY VERY good post
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>>53368406
LONDON (if you've got the cheddar)
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>>53368508

>theatre

fuck off yank
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>you will literally never, ever spurt your seed on her tight, flat tummy

http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1452422524177.jpg

why am I alive
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>>53368485

i was posting in the summer with it, you've popped in the last couple of weeks kiddo.

switch to greater london you lying crustacean.
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>>53368489
are you?
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>>53368406
glasgow's scotland so that speaks for itself
london is pakistan
nottingham is too

all poo
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>>53368556
5'1 desu
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>if you play fifa, or indeed any sports game (with the exception of racing in some cases) then you're objectively a pleb
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>>53368550
yes I will.
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having a lovely wanky time
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>5'1 desu
girl?
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there is literally no difference between concave and convex thumbstick design


why is /brit/ being invaded by other boards this morning

/v/ fuck off
/b/ fuck off
/g/ fuck off
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>>53368529
yeah that is disgusting, I was just referring to the idea of eating a dog and how it's no different to eating a cow in principle.

My experience of mainland chinese tourists has not been good, no regard for other people.
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>>53368502
this is bollocks mark
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>5'1
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>>53368597
dont be silly
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>>53368550
>mfw know a guy that knows a guy that knows her
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>>53368571
stop
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wonder where we'll all be in 30 years time
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>>53368571
yuck

kill yourself and take your shit genes with you
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>>53368641
fuckboi then?
probably one of them male feminists that whiteknight women on the internet?
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>>53368576
Honestly this is true.

Blacks in the US love some NBA 2K__
White plebs all have a copy of Madden

When you meet a bunch of college students you can immediate spot the foreigner studying abroad if he has Fifa.
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>>53368382

And they lie to you constantly. Their internet has its own Wikipedia and they claim they have the tallest building in the world. The Burk Khalifa isn't even mentioned. People look at you blankly and flat out deny the Tiananmen Square massacre ever took place. They will tell you that French and British troops destroyed the emperor's summer palace, but don't mention the damage done to the Forbidden City during the Cultural Revolution. And mass murderer Mao is everywhere, idolised by the masses. It's all very 1984.
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>>53368651
I'll be dead
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>>53368651
>yfw you realise a significant proportion of us will be dead, cancer riddled or cucked
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>he lies about his height on the internet to impress a bunch of NEET virgins in their mid 20s
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>>53368601
there is though

i'm shite on fifa on playstation cos I can't get a grip on the thumbsticks but on xbox i'm GOAT
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Unta gleebon gloubon globen
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Chinks even do this.

It can't get oxygen, you can't feed it. It just dies in there.

What's the point?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU1XGXMELyw
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>>53368651
I'll be buried with my great-sword in Jerusalem

Deus Vult phamalam
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yeah chinas a horrible place
brb while i carpet bomb iraqi hospitals lol
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Cinema is quite expensive these days. Looking at a tenner (including my train ticket to get there) for the bare bones experience. Then if I want sweets and a drink that's more money.
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Morning lads
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>>53368637
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>>53368669
YH

>>53368653
extremely rude

>>53368645
idiot boy
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>>53368678
Kek.

I remember when I couldn't get on any stories on bbc news that were bad about China, my internet just cut off.

Went ot the Summer Palace and it was literally just 'look at this beautiful place destroyed by evil brits'.

French barely get mentioned for some reason
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answer me this, what is /brit/ more like?
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>>53368651
all dead from nuclear war
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Azusa
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>>53367876
lovely woman, id love 4 her to squat on my cock and flex till i was squeezed thin
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>>53368703
that is genuine savagery ngl
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>>53368608
it is different. cows are food machines

dogs aren't.

there's no ethical difference but eating cats and dogs only makes sense for impoverished markets that don't have sophisticated agriculture
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>>53368717
>a tenner
>expensive

lol
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>>53368721
alri
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*takes you by the collar* Now listen here boy - yer gonna marry a white girl yer see! Yer gonna do away with these god forsaken oriental cartoons now yer hear! Yer hear me boy?! Hellfire and damnation I ever catch you defiling a pillow again boy! *southern tanned chin shakes* I ever catch yer doing it again it'll be to the fields with yer boy! Out there with the negros! *lets you go and tidies up your suit* Now run along, and remember what I said, less yer want to be off to Europe for the war then
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>>53368717
>he doesn't go to his local independent cinema where tickets are only £5.50
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>>53368756
What about quail and partridge etc. Hardly any meat on them.
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>>53368717
Thought this myself.

They can fuck off with the 'food is so expensive because we need the money'.

If they didn't charge a fiver for some maltesers I'd buy them there at an increased price instead of sneaking them in.

Don't get this fucking meme just make food slgihtly cheaper

Having said that I never got to the cinema anymore even though I love it unless I can go in the middle of the day for like a fiver

>Paying 15-20 quid to have some chav bring their kid or make noise and rustle throughout a film

Shame, I love the cinema as well
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>>53368717
you buy your drinks & snacks elsewhere you absolute melon
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チング チョング チャイナー マーン
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>>53368744
erm id have to say "shit "iatach (in all, total and complete honesty)

>>53368783
>being a literal trillionaire
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>Chinks take a zebra danio, inject dye into it's flesh then seal it in a plastic prison to die

>I spent hundreds of pounds on simulating a natural environment for the zerbra danio I keep as pets.

This is the difference between chinks and white people.
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>>53368692
thats stupid and you haven't tested this rigorously.
you're clearly playing different people each time
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I have something to say
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>>53368744
>44
checked
>answer me this, what is /brit/ more like?
shit lmao!
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>>53368743
probably something to do with that whole stealing their capital, selling them off as slaves and getting them all addicted top opium
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>>53368772
I am literally going to marry Azusa desu
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I'm still alive just like two pack
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>>53368310
comb it with water and it'll look good as new
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>>53368804
nice racism
how cultured and worldly you sound
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>>53368796
>>Paying 15-20 quid to have some chav bring their kid or make noise and rustle throughout a film
Have thought this myself the last few times I've been. Cannot tolerate noise of any kind so normies doing their normie noises ruins the experience. Might just wait the 3 months for the BluRay rip.

>>53368800
They still cost money though.
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>>53368811
go on then lad
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>cows are food machines
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>>53368672
What?

You realise you're in the British thread yeah? Literally 50% of the male population own a fifa game

And having a console set up in the living room with fifa on is the national standard when you have mates round, the fuck do you do? Let them watch you play fucking binding of Isaacs in 60fps?
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>>53368849
Don't laugh at cows lad
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>>53368831
if i was famous i'd probably end up faking my death eventually too tbf
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>>53368804
>average ukip voter
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>>53368849
found the vegan
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>>53368672
>When you meet a bunch of college students you can immediate spot the foreigner studying abroad if he has Fifa.

All the kids I met in New York played Fifa for some reason..
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>>53368804
And here are mine.

Note how it's impossible to get them in focus due to them having enough space to move. Which they never stop doing
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imagine being drafted into the military as a young lad and being sent to war

fighting in WW1/2 must have been shit scary
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>>53368860
Yes actually.

>having mates
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>>53368849
they're also milk machines 2bf
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Men are truly pathetic in the lengths they'll go just to fuck some pussy, feeding in perfectly into women's hands. Even the amount of time you spend talking about them.

I'm embarrassed to be associated with you.
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im a milk machine
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>it's fine to slaughter cows, pigs, sheep and chickens but killing dogs and cat is going too far
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wish I knew how to dance lids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtssxOdlcDY
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meme
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>>53368860
>having mates round
found the pleb
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>>53368896
>New York

found your reason
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>>53368921
Dogs are fine but cats are too far tbqh
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>>53368919
let me milk you
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>>53368919
*squeezes your nipples*
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>>53368901
that's not really a lack of focus, you've just got too slow a shutter speed. use 'action' or 'sports' mode la.
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>Men are truly pathetic in the lengths they'll go just to fuck some pussy, feeding in perfectly into women's hands. Even the amount of time you spend talking about them.
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>>53368953
>t. 拉希德
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>>53368804

put a fucking sock in it rorke
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>>53368551
>in the summer

lmao, I was posting with it since regional flags was made you utter melt

fuck off back to reddit haha
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>>53368991
t. somalian
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>>53368986
>that girl

fucking hell.
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>>53368917
I usually just wait for girls to come to me tbf

*decks you out cold for being a little twat anyway*

good *punch* NIGHT!
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>>53368442
>>53368497
So Glasgow has less fatties and burkas. Sounds good already.


>>53368558
>glasgow's scotland so that speaks for itself
What does that imply?


>>53368406
>>53368538
I'm not super rich but I could afford to rent out a flat in London. I'm more worried about gas prices actually. I was planning on bringing a V8 Camaro but I'm having second thoughts about it after comparing gas prices. IDK if London is really what I'd want either. I'm from Los Angeles so I'm already pretty tired of overly PC, overly expensive, overly crowded mega cities.

>>53368492
Nottingham seems more fun but I've heard from friends that Americans get heckled there. They're overly sensitive weenies though so I don't know if I should take what they say as realistic however.
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>>53368921
theres no meat on them lad
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dogs can experience empathy. killing them is like killing a human.
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>>53368841
>>53368879
>>53368993
`>defending barbaric savagery

am I being meme'd here or what
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>>53368932
>>53368904
love these posts
whenever im about to take the thread seriously i see these clowns and remember im posting amongst billies no mate who pretend to be hard on the internet

>>53368967
>>53368959
partial to these posts too
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>>53368946

What's the reason people from NY state like Fifa?
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>>53369013
you wish mate
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>dogs can experience empathy. killing them is like killing a human.
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>>53369020
>So Glasgow has less fatties
lol no. Has plenty of smackheads too
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>>53369031
what does that have to do with anything?
having meat on them doesn't justifying their slaughter
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>>53369053
they're fags
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>>53368986

solid rebuttal as always from a fedora poster


2+2=4

>I know! i'll greentext him with a fedora, that'll make for a solid argument!
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>>53367876
'Tag, England
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>>53369059

>eat pigs regardless

Kek. People are so silly..

Which reminds me, I think I'm gonna get some horse sausage today.
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>>53368917
This is true

Makes me feel much better about myself

Kinda like /r9k/

>tfw no gf
>all girls are evil
>roasties cannot love
>why don't girls love me
>>
my shy bladder's got a lot worse recently i've notice

i now cant even pee sat down on the loo with a tv show playing on my laptop

i need complete an absolute silence

ffs

this is killer
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>>53369020
Any town/city with a university has plenty of fit girls, not just Glasgow
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@53369009

>was made
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>>53369093

pigs are unable to experience empathy
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>>53369020
>gas

fuck off Yank

but in all seriousness, if you're in central london you won't be driving anywhere. If you're planning on brining over a car you're not only a trillionaire and should consequently fuck off, you're also an idiot, you've clearly never seen London traffic
Nottingham is a lot slower, it's quite a nice town
can't speak for Scotland
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>>53369020
>>53368497
Might not have burkas but we have like 800,000 pakis. Pollokshields and Shawlands are practically sharia zones.
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Kyary
Back in England
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>>53369071

Who are the superior Americans?

>>53368917
>>53369098

I like girls, and girls like me. Pull yourselves together you absolute fucking poofs.
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>>53369111
#BlackLivesMatter
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>>53369129
fuck off yank
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>>53368406
london slags will all be out of your league as they will likely be billionaires

nottiingham uni is meme tier

glasgow uni campus is nice and there are lots of qts around
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Dogs and cats don't make good eating so it's silly to kill them for meat. You don't even need to bring ethics into it.

Thousands of years ago europeans worked out they aren't good to eat and started raising lifestock.
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>>53369111

Pigs are much more intelligent and emotionally developed than dogs are though.. Dogs are actually kind of retarded.
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>>53369020
>I'm from Los Angeles so I'm already pretty tired of overly PC, overly expensive, overly crowded mega cities.
>books a ticket to London
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>>53368830
Azusa is cute! CUTE!
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>>53369101
>stage fright at urinals

Fuck sakes.
>>
LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER

SHE SMILES AT YOU BOYYYYYYY
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>>53369020
>Nottingham seems more fun but I've heard from friends that Americans get heckled there
kek
you'll probably get bantered everywhere for being a yank just don't cry about it and have a laugh
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>>53368921
true desu pigs are more intelligent than dogs
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>>53369062
i was arguing the opposite reason
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>>53369156

contemporary scientific literature disagrees with you. sorry.
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*open laptop*
*music starts* https://youtu.be/2niOrFIwN60
*quick succession scene montage of me tapping away on /brit/ from several angles*
*music stops while I pause to wipe sweat off brow*
*restarts as I jump back into it*
*focuses on screen
>"hahahahah fucken stupid yank fuk u cunt voke ukip stupid paki english T.I.E Laz FUK U"
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>>53368406

>choosing a university based on a vagina

kill yourself yank
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>>53369152
mate he's a billionaire himself
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>>53369188
>contemporary scientific literature disagrees with you.

Your Dog magazine?
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>>53369164
Very very good post
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Why are anti china faggot poster here such pathetic emotional cunts?

Wah wah theyre eating doges!

I bet you faggots supported letting in refugees too
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white ukip voter here, genuinely hate niggers, we should put them all on a boat and then sink it
killing niggers is completely fine, I endorse it
don't like these savages that kill pigs just for their meat though, unacceptable
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>>53369197
good post :)
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Where is /int/ lads?
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>>53369207
he gave no indication of that tbf
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>>53369101
>>53369170

same lads, If I hear so much as a mouse fart in the house I can't go

It's proper getting on my nut
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>>53369101
always go to the stalls in clubs due to this

once i went in and sat down, didn't look at the toilet to see it was filled to the brim with piss and runny shit and dipped my arse and bollocks straight into it
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*open laptop*
*It ain't me starts playing*
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>>53369222

honestly, if you looked at how ridiculous the racists are on here by looking at their post history, they probably contradict themselves daily.
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>>53369210
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>>53369239
>I'm not super rich but I could afford to rent out a flat in London. I'm more worried about gas prices actually. I was planning on bringing a V8 Camaro

twat
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>>53369263
>>>/tv/
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>>53369222
>ukip voter here

Is it frustrating at all when your elecotral system reduces the value of your vote to literally less than 0?
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>>53369257
fucking kek that is truly grim.
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