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Hampshire Edition
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crayon pop
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our nige
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>>53370273
>>53370286
nonce
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cara-pop 2bh
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chebs
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Hampshire is the best desu.
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5th for Holland
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>>53370297
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kpop desu lads
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moz
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done a coffee
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I work in a sports centre

New American football team was going to set up today and head down for their first training session on our pitches

Had a good chuckle with coworkers about how shit American football is and how I bet they're all skinny little wannabee Americans trying to act hard in their armour

And I fucking shit you not we've just opened and 20 blokes all at least 6'4 and 200lbs have swagged through the door carrying duffel bags full of American football gear


Send help
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me and the lads at the pub avin a pint
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>>53370327
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bought a VR headset that I put my phone in. Can watch VR porn now, gonna watch one tonight
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>advert for carrot sticks and water at McDonalds
Literally kind of evil parent takes their kids to McDonald's and buys them fucking carrot sticks and water? Makes me sick knowing theirs parents out there who unironically do this
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wanna creampie iu Tbh
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>>53370342
that is pretty skinny for american football
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>>53370342
Every American football fan in the UK is a dullard.
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>>53370344
me on the reft
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>poortherners trying to banter Southerners for using the tube when their infrastructure consists of horse+cart & trams
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>>53370363
banter
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>>53370363
terrible bait
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>>53370397

trams are great though.
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>>53370406
t. carrot stick and water enthusiast
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>"London is the best city to live in jobs pay so much more here!"
>"Yeah but everything is more expensive and the houses are small rendering your extra money useless. I prefer to live in my completely white village and commute to my job in a city because I get more for my money and live a better life"
>"WHATS THE MATTER TOO POOR TO LIVE IN LONDON LOL LONDON DA BEST"
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>>53370414
>said without a shred of irony
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>>53370358
also had a good shopping trip to morrisons. Some massive discounts. Pilgrim's choice cheddar cheese 15p because it goes off today, so I bought three and put two in the freezer. Pack of bacon 15p, bought three froze 2. Pork tenderloin 50p.


new
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79ZP946eNVQ
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cara
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Went to the place with the tame deer today. Didn't take any phone pics but fed some and spent ages just bothering them. It was amazing.
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>>53370397
Trams still exist?

I'm further north than Manchester and I have not noticed one of those things here
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>>53370427

if you're trolling you're really shit at it. sorry.
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>>53370428
now that's savvy
good lad
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>>53370397
I drive my Audi.

Public transport is for poorfags.
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>>53370437
good lad
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cant stop shitting
help
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>>53370425
funny how in denial londoners are
>e-everyone else i-is just jealous and b-bitter!!
lmao
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>>53370428
Aren't you Mr thrifty
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>I drive my Audi

>Public transport is for poorfags.
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>>53370397
>poortherners trying to banter anyone about anything
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You may only post in this thread if your city has a Metro system.

>not so fast anyone but Glasgow, London or Tyne and Wear
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>>53370406
How is it bait?
Have you not seen the adverts lad?

Imagine growing up in a household where your parents take you to McDonald's and buy you fucking vegetables. There's not a kid on earth who'd rather eat carrots instead of a burger or chicken nuggets, unless they're giant faggots that probably get bullied.
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what's the deal with london anyway? isn't it like 55% non-white
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feel a bit sorry for the people in this thread not quite smart enough to make it in london.
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First driving lesson today

Fucking hell lads I felt like a useless mong
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>>53370461
>Audi driver

kek
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>>53370342
/r/thathappened

take a photo
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>>53370477
>>53370458
wheeler dealers. I didn't actually know you could freeze cheese, I was just gonna eat all of them really quickly. Should have googled it when I was there, would have bought like 10 packs and froze them all. Cheese is one of the most expensive things I buy in my weekly shop.
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>>53370461
is that a breed of horse?

>>53370453
apology accepted, get some sudocrem on that sore arsehole though lad
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>>53370498

if you didnt pick it up immediately then you are a useless mong.
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>>53370465
put a cork in your bum
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>>53370495
>what's the deal with x global city? isn't it like x% non-white
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>>53370495
it's like spot the white man in london
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>>53370491
>Metro
fuck off yank
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>>53370468
Life of a Londoner: Earn slightly more money on average than everyone else in the UK, which instantly gets used up on higher rent and council tax. While living in a polluted paki infested shithole.

I wonder what the life expectancy of London is compared to elsewhere I honestly bet Londoners die younger from stress.
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>>53370498
Yeah no shit it was the first time you drove, did you expect to be some fucking initial d god?
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>>53370533
fuck off yank
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>>53370542

literally thousands die every year in London due to pollution.
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>>53370397
>not having trams that double as a metro
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>>53370542
highest average life expectancy is actually a remote island of japan
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>>53370273
sister said she's knows i've been wearing her makeup again because i used loads of her mascara and slightly damaged the lipstick
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>>53370495
sort of
its surrounded by shitty suburbs that no one really thinks of as london full of blacks and pakis
white people tend to commute in as the air in london is shite and its less safe, no room etc etc
so in reality the parts with nice historical architecture are full of white people
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>>53370495
40% non-white
45% white british + 15% white other = 60% white
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>>53370522
I didn't know you could freeze cheese either
Pilgrims Choice is top tier cheddar too, hope it was the black label extra mature lad
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>>53370498
I stopped doing my driving lessons because of that. I felt like I was competent, but my driving instructor was a proper nit picking nob and he used to always moan at me and say I had no common sense, made me feel like a right thick cunt. I still don't know what I was doing wrong.
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>>53370497
If you need to suckle on the tit of a thriving city to earn money then you're most likely a literal failure as a human being
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>>53370318

is that august ames?
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>>53370542
London is where all the high-tier jobs are. It's a bit shit to live there if you earn under 30k, but there's no other city with very large amounts of 80k+ jobs.
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>>53370376
delet this
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>>53370582
>15% white other
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>>53370542
I think it's higher than the north seeing as we don't need to worry about Miner's lung
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>>53370551
I just thought I wouldn't be so heavy-footed

Felt like I was barely touching the accelerator and he kept saying it was too much
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>>53370584
yeah it is, I might go back and buy the rest of the packs. Honest lad, get to Morissons NOW for DEALS DEALS DEALS!!!
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>>53370597
yeah i reckon it is 2bh
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>>53370591
so find a different instructor
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>>53370614
imagine the look on her face when she realised you just came inside her
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>>53370601
Those 80k jobs are occupied by people who don't live in London tho they commute every day.

>London is so great all the best jobs are here! Me? I work at Tesco.

Average /brit/ london poster.
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got this tidy number for £3000/month, gotta take the tube to work cos i can't afford a car like, but it's all worth it to live in such a vibrant metropolis as london!

Poortherners don't know what they're missing!
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>>53370596

if you want to work in some northern nocity go right ahead.

i'll be here in the financial capital of the world with the rest of the biggest companies in the world.
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>>53370644
ain't got a morissons near me Tbh`
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http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/jul/15/nearly-9500-people-die-each-year-in-london-because-of-air-pollution-study

>10k people die every year from pollution in London

yeh, such a great city.
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>>53370662
ok, enjoy being a wageslave for the rest of you life never amounting to anything more. meanwhile everyone else will be starting a thriving business and employing suckers like you that have given up on their dreams.
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>>53370659
A large proportion of them live there actually.

Yeah you're probably right, I wouldn't live in London long-term unless I earned over 30, shit quality of life.
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>>53370660
>he posted this in the last thread like a mug
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Can we buy Powerball tickets?

I could do with 1.3 billion dollars atm
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>>53370660
>Only takes me 2 hours of travelling each way on a paki infested shit smelling train. isn't the tube great?!?!
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>>53370619
>im from down south
>I didn't work down't pit since I was a young lad
This is why southerners are pussies desu, fucking around playing with your horses in your mansions, you bunch of fucking fairies.
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not worthy
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Need an arc'teryx hard shell ngl
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>Moved to Birmingham 8 years ago for uni
>Have just kinda stayed here and worked
>It's a complete shithole and I hate it

Should I move somewhere else lads? Really don't know how 2bh
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>>53370705
>speaking to your master in this manner

haha good luck finding a job as a servant in my manor house you whelp
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>>53370694
i'll buy one for you if we split the winnings
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Lads it just started burning when I went for a piss

Haven't had unprotected sex (or sex at all haha) for nearly 2 months
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>m-muh london
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>>53370727
why would you go to birmingham of all places jesus
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unironically probably moving to London for work soon, I'll be on 31k though which is good for a 22 year old imo. Still, a room like THIS costs £1000 a month, mental
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>>53370694
>a /brit/ wins all that yank lottery money

would be the best banter in history.
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>S-silly p-poortherners, i b-bet they c-cant even walk from b-bed to sink i-in 1 second like me!
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>choosing a career path which forces you to live in an overcrowded, overpriced, over-polluted, over-paki'd shit-hole city

lol
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ロンドン


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>go to pub in london
>place is falling down
>literal shit all over the floor
>place is filled to the brim with pakis
>ask for a pint of larger
>we only do shandy and cocktails here lad
>leave
>get stabbed on the way out
love london
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>>53370752
comfy
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>>53370747
Because I was born in the Midlands and it's where all the jobs are?
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>>53370740
>A burning sensation with urination can be caused by infectious (including sexually transmitted infections, orSTDssuch aschlamydiaand gonorrhea)

waheyy, better go get checked out
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>>53370752
http://www.newsnow.co.uk/classifieds/flatshare-rooms-for-rent/muslim-flatshare-london.html

help me pick out a new flatshare lad
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that is massively over the odds lmao, can get a lot better than that for a grand.

>wanting to live in Kensington, or West London at all

kek
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>>53370766
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>>53370812
you felt the need to stay in the midlands? haha
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>>53370752
>Private 32in LED TV
OH SHIT SON, I'M FUCKING SOLD!
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>>53370799
>pub
>pakis
i think you'll find that is haram mate
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>>53370752
>roll over in bed
>break your neck
>£1000 per month no parking
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>>53370752

>chelsea

what did you expect? go and live in any luxury part of any major city worth a shit and it will cost a fuckload
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London seems OK until you go anywhere actually good. Like anywhere in Japan.
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>>53370841

i dont know who he is but it looks like his head is made of cheese! haha
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I know the north is a shit hole (which is entirely the souths fault by the way) but I'd literally rather live up here than down south. I really can't stand your poncy accents and your faggy middle class ways.
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>>53370846
That's where my entire family is.
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>>53370752
unironically would love to live there, looks max comfy

here's the kicker... I'm from Southport
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>>53370860
>luxury
doesnt look very luxury to me
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>>53370874
Where in the north are you?
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>>53370789
why would I ever choose a career path in the North
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>>53370874
>I really can't stand your poncy accents and your faggy middle class ways.
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>>53370922

reading comprehension.
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>>53370874
>I really can't stand your poncy accents and your faggy middle class ways.
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>>53370934
birmingham
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>>53370821
would rather have muslim flat mates than white flat mates
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why do you fucking brits put your clothes dryer in the kitchen?
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>poortherners obsessed with London
What else is new?
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>>53370860
No where in London looks luxurious in comparison to other first world countries luxurious suburbs
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>>53370874
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>Doubt I could change jobs because I've been promoted 4 times in my current job and don't have any experience interviewing for any of the roles I've had. Also I'm not good at putting into words what I do.
>Stuck in Birmingham forever
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>ey up pet where should we build our 'ouses then
>canny afford anything but the floodplains with my bennies now jim
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0999
stop replying, you just make yourself look quite dumb and uniformed (australian).

thanks.
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My last day in bongland lads, have to go back to my frozen shithole tomorrow
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>>53370991
>I-I'm proud to be on the dole in a paki-infested shithole whose local economies were ruined by our reliance on unsustainable resources, at least I'm a REAL man! m-muh culture muh John Smiths muh Oasis!

classic poortherners
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>>53371036

>dumb

fuck off yank
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@53370999
silly post
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>>53371061
>>53371036
HAHA TRIGGERED
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>>53371036
>uniformed
hmm
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Back from Church lads, a qt asked me to donate some money for refugees and I did it despite I know they're going destroy this country's Christian heritage. Haha.
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>>53370959
>>53370952
Fuck off and have some brunch before you clean Sebastian, your prize winning dressage horse you fucking benders. You'd better hurry up, mother and father would not be pleased if you're late for "dinner" again, you're having caviar again.
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>>53370969
world record : biggest rasheed /brit/ has ever seen
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>>53371058

this desu, there's no honour in poverty
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haven't had a (You) is ages
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>>53371036
CANT HANDLE THE BANTER
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>tfw Midlander watching the North vs South wars
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>>53370752

>huge flat
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>>53371052
the north is still in bongland lad
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>>53371088
>sorting out lunch times at work
>one northern chap asks when youre going for dinner
>"probably about 7 m8 haha"
when will they learn
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>be northerner
>wake up at 4am
>time to sign on again
>it's flooded again
>gotta create a new boat
>pakis keep stealing it as you get close to completion
>you finally complete it
>it's 11am and you're late
>get sanctioned by Wojtek
>'bloody tories bloody thatcher m-muh milk m-muh mines m-muh bennies'
>get bus back
>sit in front garden on plastic chairs sipping warm cider cans
>daughter comes home from school
>come on now, it's time for your meeting with rasheed
>'but daddy this is a horrific betrayal'
>'i know love, but it must be done'

average day for a northerner
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>A mountain lion killed in the US state of Idaho had a set of fully formed teeth growing out of its forehead, wildlife officials say.

wew
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpN_SXTTWEI

check out the view from my £2,000,000 1 bed chelsea flat

>poortherners will never have this
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>>53371130
when we talk about the north we include you
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-35276277
Literally why are the trains not just automated
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>>53371132
I'm not that guy, I'm a leaf
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>>53371130
you're northern
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>>53371173
How vibrant!
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You cunts are absolutely off your rocker. Scotfag here and I've just bought a 1 bedroom flat in a commuter town outside of Glasgow for £50,000. £250 A MONTH mortgage with a £2500 deposit and I make £35,000 per year.

Take the piss all you like about me being a jock but the prices you pay to live in a shithole with more pakis and wogs than Glasgow is astounding.
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>cousin comes up from london for the weekend
>take him down to the pub with the lads
>he gets bantered a bit, but the lads lay off as they don't know him
>drags me aside to tell me how they're hurting his feelings and wants me to warn them
>tell him to get lost
>the night ends in tears when one of the lads is savage af and he runs out in tears
>packs his things and gets on the first train the next morning

I couldn't sleep because of his sobbing, why can't southern fairies handle the bantz lads
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>>53371130
the midlands is the North IIHWY
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Northerners, how does it feel to know when people say "UK" "Britain" or "England" they mean London? How does it feel to know that 36.9% of the UK's economy is from London? Maybe next time you Poortherners meet a Londoner you should thank him for the dole money you collect.

How does it feel to know every year millions of tourists come to see London while no one gives a fuck about your depressing Northern shit hole? How does it feel to know you have no culture or relevance to the UK never mind the world.

London is a land of opportunity which is why it is such a magnet for immigrants, I know you will respond that you "Hate niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people can come from Ghana and Pakistan, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves all on their own merits while you Poorthern shits just sit their collecting dole and drinking cans of cider? Do the hard working immigrants make you feel bad for being such a lazy shit? I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of the lazy northern animals.

What is my conclusion? If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.
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>>53371194
Luis?
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>>53371207
>glasgow, scotland
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>>53371153
You know there are literally almost no pakis in the North, right? A few towns are infested like Bolton and Hull, but beyond that it's like 90%+ white British. In my town the largest ethnic monitory is Irish gypsies.
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>>53371237
No
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>>53371234
good post
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>>53371250

post your town

i guarantee it isn't. if you don't post it, you're lying.
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I don't hate London but I'm starting to be put off it 2bh
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>this thread
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lads, just snapped up this tidy flat in Yorkshire

Pros:
>Rent is only £20 a year
>Not connected to gas or electric so bills are low
>share it with 2 Syrian families so rent is split 14 ways
>close to local foodbanks

Cons:
>None that I can think of!
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>>53371250
>there are literally almost no pakis in the north

all your """"""""""cities""""""""" are filled to with them you moron
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Upper-middle class > Upper class > Middle Class > Working Class > Lower-middle class > Underclass

Prove me wrong. Pro tip: You can't.
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just found a prime bedsit in York lads
Pros:
>only £20 a month rent
>saves money on bills as it's not connected to gas or electric
>get to live with a Syrian family so rent will be split 12 ways
>close to local floodplains

Cons:
>it's a 10 minute canoe ride to the nearest tram station
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imagine if every girl who described their interests as "piercings and tattoos" suddenly died

i think we'd honestly have a better society from then on
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>>53371292
>>53371327
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>i honestly believe birmingham is part of ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''the north''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
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>>53371207
>living in a city known only for it's sectarian violence and public health issues

fucking lel
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>when bongs fight about their tiny houses again
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I just want to say thanks lads

The constant north/south shitposting is so tedious and annoying I might actually leave /Brit/

Cheers for setting me free
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>>53371220
>>53371197
>>53371189
Literally non of the north memes apply
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>>53371250
reminder that bradford is in the north
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there are floods in the north and housing in the south is generally more expensive
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>>53371283
St. Helens
It's rare to see non whites here, unless you go into a paki shop. I was wrong about Irish being the largest ethnic group, but it's still not a large amount of pakis.

"Christianity is the main religion in St Helens Borough, being about 87% according to the 2001 census.[3] This makes St Helens the "most Christian town in Britain".[80] Conversely St Helens shows the second least number of people (out of 376 local authorities) that actively describe themselves as having no religion at all.[3]

There is very little ethnic minority representation in St Helens, amongst the lowest levels in the country. 98.84% of the St Helens population described itself as White British in 2001[81] The largest ethnic minority in St Helens in 2001 was recorded as Indian with 409.[3]"
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>"the south is whi--"
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>>53371130
>midlands
northerners in denial
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>Fighting North VS South when the Yanks are the real enemy
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>>53371371
>full of pakis
>poor
>shithole
>funny accents
>boring
>grey
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>>53371308
Why is upper-middle-class above upper-class you twit?

Despise posh people all you want, they objectively live comfier lives
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>There is a sizeableMuslimpopulation in the north

t. Wikipedia
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>>53371234
starting to understand why the rest of the US hates California

t. Californian
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>Be Northern
>can't handle the bants
>leave /brit/
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Can't take this sexual frustration for much longer
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>>53371390
No where is safe.
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>>53370752
>in the most expensive and sought after area of London
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so, people who live in London - how much do you pay for what type of accommodation?
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>>53371308
very VERY wrong

upper class > working class > lower-middle class > middle class > underclass > upper-middle class
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>>53371368
it doesn't really bother me at all since I'm Scottish and basically it drives away the anime nonces and autistic gook lovers that are even more cancerous
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>>53371390
everything above watford is the north
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>tfw Stratford Upon Avon midland master race watching Norths and Souths fight.
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http://strawpoll.me/6499632
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>>53371371
I'm in a """"""""midlands"""""""" """"""""city"""""""" and they sure do

The locals here are disgusting, they are all either pakis or dole monkeys sitting outside their houses on plastic chairs sipping cider at 9 in the morning
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>>53371461
Who do the Scottish side with on the North vs. South debate?
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Just snagged a load of sandwiches for 5p each lads waheey
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>>53371359
>living in a city full of wogs and pakis
>maximum pollution
>£1000 month for one bedroom bedsit
>prime location for a terrorist attack
>absolutely full of cunts

Listen mate, neither of us are living in a metropolitan paradise. I'm well aware that my city is a shithole, but I'm still paying 1/4 of what people in this thread are paying and I actually own my property. Paying £1000 a month to live in any city in the UK is absolute madness
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>poortherners leave the thread EN MASSE once again because they can't hack some light banter

could not make it up
second time this has happened
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>>53371476
that's the north
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>>53371297
NORTH

>Newcastle 83.61 white
>Sunderland 93.11 white
>Stockton 92.41 white
>County Durham 94.81

SOUTH
>London 59;.52%

http://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2011/may/18/ethnic-population-england-wales
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>>53371486
t. inbred yam yam
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>>53371533
No
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>>53371491
North. I fucking hate the South. I also hate
>EYY UP WELCOME T'YAHHHSKSHIRE

but they have a better attitude than southerners. I've been to london a few times and it seems entirely occupied by cunts and pakis.
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>>53371512
>One of the most desirable and white towns in Britain
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>>53371491
considering the south is full of Tories you can probably guess
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FUCK SAKE someone fucking reply to me

fucking cunt the lot of you
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>girl asks you to wash / massage her feet

what do?
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>>53371433
it's california and NY 2bh, they're both top states. if muh mexicans/libruls are the only arguments then into the rubbish bin it goes.
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new study has shown that /brit/ is in fact shit lmao
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>>53371561
>that shakespeare feel
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alri new topic bit bored of north/south
dont you fucking hate continentals
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There's a popular petition on the gov site for North England to become part of Scotland
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>he doesn't live in Kent

what's your excuse?
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>>53371588
well I'd do it if she was white

would not if she was a gook like pic related. Asians have a horrid stench.
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>>53371484

HAHAHAHAHAHA

northern monkeys BTFO
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>>53371616
Essex>Kent
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>>53371588
Lucky bastard, if you go it might elevate to you licking her feet.

t. Foot fetishist
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>>53371523
>tfw live in Durham

I can honestly say I can go WEEKS without seeing a black person

Probably why I've never felt any racist tendencies
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>>53371613

Goes to show SNP are simply leftist Brits.
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>>53371616
I live in Essex
I can see Kent from my gaff though
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>http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/9962213.Bromley_Cross_in_top_10_places_to_live_again/

>In bolton, one of the shittiest towns ever
>It is CHEAPER AND BETTER to live, than in london

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP, LONDONCuCKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>53371588
Translators note: Oppa means older brother.

Does anyone else find this weird in Korean culture?

To show affection for their husbands or bfs, girls call men "brother"
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>>53371556

>it seems entirely occupied by cunts and pakis.

scots being in the first category.

literally millions of you here.
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>>53371458
I pay £1800 for a fairly big, two bedroom flat in a decent area
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Almost completed my essay lads
time waste the my day on /brit/
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>>53371523
>>53371523
>>53371523

LONDON BTFO
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>>53371649
>Basically, I am looking for a janitor
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business idea: hire people to work for you and give them back about 20% of what they earn for you
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>>53371579
just got out the shower xx
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>>53371368
>/Brit/
>B

you were never welcome here anyway, fuck off
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>>53371666
When I was in China they called all old men Uncle and all old women Auntie. They just have strange ways la
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>>53371458
Nothing because I like I'm my parent's £750k house in the outskirts of London haha
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>>53371666
almost as strange as being called daddy while fucking
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>>53371616
I wasn't born there
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>>53371668
at least we're white
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Why does the government continue to let muzzies into the country despite everyone hating them?


>>53371168
Weird AF
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>>53371722
It's just a mobile you cunt
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>>53371699

i see you've read how working in Sales works
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>>53371726
ngl I fucking love that desu
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>>53371726
daddy is a term of submission, it means dominant in the relationship
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>>53371616
Had to the option to live in Surrey
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>>53371699
>20%
seems a bit much imo
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>>53371207
Why would you buy a flat?
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>>53371749
>not having typed brit in lower case enough times it stops correcting it
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>>53371699
Shouldn't they get 100% since they're doing the work
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>>53371759
you don't say
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