Scousers BTFO edition
>de gay
crayon pop
good morning
why's everyone arguing lads
>>53365089
>>53365135
It's just banter m8
Was getting a bit nasty in the last thread lads can we tone it down a bit?
Kyary
>>53365077
So the Korean police are sponsored by Pepsi?
reminder Exeter city will beat the Sc*user faggots into the ground.
>>53365135
They're sexually frustrated
>>53365125
You have bad taste in K-movies
kpop desu lads
Think someone came in my room last night whilst I was sleeping, woke up a bit and heard footsteps, door was open but that was because cat was sleeping when I went to bed and didn't want to wake her up
very mysterious
>>53365190
could have been sleep paralysis
>>53365190
Your mum likes to watch you sleep
>>53365180
pepsi is a korean state owned corporation
Basket of washing to put away and need to change my bedding. Not feeling motivated desu.
had a bit of a disconcerting dream where i was at a house party and i accidentally tripped up some drunk guy who fell over. i was massively apologetic and offered to get him a new drink and such but he was having none of it and was really rude and aggressive about it. he then would run up to some of his mates, who were really tall and muscular, and tell them what happened - obviously trying to get them to hurt me or whatever but you could see they understood it was just an accident. he was such a petty little cunt about it, even after i supplicated myself, and i really felt like punching him right in his balding manlet face the fucking cunt.
>2016
>not having degree from Oxford or Cambridge
>>53365190
that was me
all me
>>53365240
that takes like 10 minutes you lazy bastard
>>53365190
It was me lad. Just needed to borrow your phone charger haha
Business idea: /brit/ drug cartel
>>53365280
Lets see.........
>>53365249
>not getting a degree at one, a masters at the other and a PhD in the US Ivy League
>Korean police
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybp4ychDH_U
>>53365265
IT WUZ ME JAYMEZ
DA ARTHUR OF ALLUVYA PAYNE
>>53365190
do you have a housemate? might have been housemate watch
my housemate and I watch each other sleeping every now and then to make sure everything is safe
>>53365227
considered this, but it was between 1 and 7am and she never gets up before 8
>>53365209
nah, could move and all just didn't realise what I was hearing until after
>>53365283
alri give it back though
lads can anyone tell me a legitimate reason for why you would ever need to learn a language other than English haha thanks :P
How is the bus service where you live lads
I really love k-on lads.
How do I get a GF lads?
>>53365316
please take me under your arrest
>>53365372
have never used a bus outside of london in my life
>>53365364
to talk to people that do not speak english
>>53365364
in the future when the world is overrun by 10bn Chinese, Indians and Africans who dont know what birth control is speaking English will be seen as a mark of eccentricity
>>53365389
you'd see the same shite going on at cricket
>>53365316
please tell me they're extras
>>53365372
pretty good. all the buses come with free wifi
>>53365241
dreamt i had sex with a lovely blonde but her vagina was all odd, it was like a cross between a penis and a vagina
>>53365364
improves cognitive functioning and helps prevent dementia developing in later life.
>>53365316
Think that's the exact police building that the killer in The Chaser walked out of.
Great revenge film 2bh
>>53365421
why would you use shitty public wifi instead of 4g?
>>53365384
Go out and meet one. Get friendly with a friends friend.
>>53365372
Alright, too many pakis on it though.
>>53365372
good
dunno why people complain about buses they have always been good in my experience
trains are shit though
>>53365423
thats means ur gay
>>53365364
Seducing foreign slags
>>53365384
Wouldn't be here if I knew 2bh
>>53365411
yeah but why would I speak to anyone from any other (non english speaking) country haha theres no need
>>53365433
proofs haha
>>53365462
you know british slags are the best lad :P
>>53365372
in general its pretty shit.
but the particular route i use to get into my city centre is not bad. regular buses and only £1.
>>53365372
TFGM master race lad
>>53365423
you are a cross between your dads penis and ur mums vagina
symbolism
means you were having sex with yourself
>>53365479
because england is going to become a non english speaking country
>>53365479
>proofs haha
im not in a position right now to get a load of literature to support it but i can assure you its true. not just learning a language either, anything that keeps your brain working - like hobbies, reading, etc. the worst thing you can do for your brain is let it stagnate.
Why are video games so shit these days?
Can't wait till VR comes along hopefully things get better.
>>53365508
not in my lifetime to be honest haha
>>53365364
reduces risk of dementia
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/02/100218-bilingual-brains-alzheimers-dementia-science-aging/
Makes you smarter
http://psychology.illinoisstate.edu/cbs/readings/BialystokMartin.pdf
Makes you better at multi tasking
http://news.psu.edu/story/160653/2011/02/18/juggling-languages-can-build-better-brains
Your memory improves
http://www.livescience.com/46048-learning-new-language-brain.html
Improves your enlgish too
https://www.eduweb.vic.gov.au/edulibrary/public/teachlearn/student/promobenefitslanglearning.pdf
>>53365479
>you know british slags are the best lad :P
You are truly TRULY lost if you think that.
>Obama's Kenyan grandfather, Hussein Onyango Obama, was imprisoned without trial for two years and was tortured on Churchill's watch, for resisting Churchill's empire.
What a bastard.
>>53365552
have it back
>>53365533
Don't know if it's that video games are shit or just that I don't have the time to sink into them.
>>53365372
Fucking terrible, over £5 to get into town (15m drive)
>>53365549
Yeah why would you resist Churchill
a day ticket for the bus is £2 where i live
are you all citylads?
>>53365526
>>53365542
but mates I play music, read a lot, have hobbies, interact with real people etc soooooo.......... XP
>>53365552
thankyou :3
>>53365556
Thanks.
Would rather walk for up to an hour than get the bus ngl, really don't like 'em
>>53365601
Kill yourself I nkow you are being ironic and memeing but you need to kill yourself for the most imporant thing in your life; making this thread a better place
>>53365625
haha why whats wrong :P
>>53365618
Long time no see Craven
no bully line
__________________________________________________________
gay jewish liberals
>Many of his colleagues thought Churchill was driven by a deep loathing of democracy for anyone other than the British and a tiny clique of supposedly superior races. This was clearest in his attitude to India. When Mahatma Gandhi launched his campaign of peaceful resistance, Churchill raged that he "ought to be lain bound hand and foot at the gates of Delhi, and then trampled on by an enormous elephant with the new Viceroy seated on its back." As the resistance swelled, he announced: "I hate Indians. They are a beastly people with a beastly religion." This hatred killed. To give just one, major, example, in 1943 a famine broke out in Bengal, caused – as the Nobel Prize-winning economist Amartya Sen has proved – by the imperial policies of the British. Up to 3 million people starved to death while British officials begged Churchill to direct food supplies to the region. He bluntly refused. He raged that it was their own fault for "breeding like rabbits". At other times, he said the plague was "merrily" culling the population.
wew lad, and he's considered a hero here?
2016 is the year of Afro-beat lads, really under-appreciated genre.
>>53365593
£3-odd and I don't even live in a big city. Remember getting on a bus once and the driver tried to charge £1.20 to go one stop because 'it crossed a zone'.
>>53365660
Well he wasn't wrong
>>53365660
Wow its almost as if people are a bit more complex than 'dindu nuffin Heroes' or 'Le ebil Hitler clones'
>>53365593
Thought it costed less in the city desu
>>53365643
>free
>healthy
>don't have to sit on some grim, loud bus surrounded by pensioners and no-hopers
>>53365660
he was an excellent war time leader, and nothing more
>>53365724
agreed.
>>53365652
>liberals
fuck off yank
top of the mornin to ye
off to work this minute as you do
>>53365660
>not knowing about this already
Churchill was an old school pro-Empire nationalist, he ran on a campaign in the fifties to "keep Britain white", idk why people dont know this already
>>53365758
its a sunday
>working on a sunday
lmao
>>53365125
hi silent-t eyeee
>>53365672
I be Africa man original
well good morning
>>53365660
Meh, I thought he might have been a lunatic when he wanted to instantly start WW3 after Hitler blew his brains out.
He also thought the USSR was created by Zionists and should be destroyed ASAP prior to WW2.
>The British empire wasn't overall a good thing
Rasheed
>>53365797
good morning
>>53365672
>Not Afro-futurism
Pleb detected
>>53365797
cold out
Got a Rottweiler lads
Best dog
>>53365830
irish weather
sun is out doe
Alright lads, I'm here now.
At church. God bless.>>53365866
Alright lads, I'm queer now.
Location: in your back
Bio: YES i am a girl. YES i play halo. YES i have a kid. YES I`m a F/A . YES i'm good . NOW shut up and lets play!!!
Whens the next /brit/ meet lads?
>>53365873
creepy
>>53365894
hahahahaha
>>53365799
>Churchill
>Not a Zionist himself
>>53365909
Right now lad, we're heading to your place.
>>53365873
The mask was human conditioning designed to instill the fact that the elite are reptiles so that when they reveal themselves we won't be as shocked
I'm not even meme in think I've lost the plot I keep making up conspiracy theories but I believe them one Huna I wrote a short manifesto of my thoughts it's 97 pages long I'll post it tomorrow I am going to bed and on my phone
>>53365148
could somebody please post this GIF it's so fucking legendary
>>53365924
In the early 1920s, a leading British antisemite, Rasheed Hamilton Beamish, stated that Bolshevism was the same thing as Judaism.[49] In the same decade, future wartime Prime Minister Winston Churchill penned an editorial entitled "Zionism versus Bolshevism," which was published in the Illustrated Sunday Herald. In the article, which asserted that Zionism and Bolshevism were engaged in a "struggle for the soul of the Jewish people", he called on Jews to repudiate "the Bolshevik conspiracy" and make clear that "the Bolshevik movement is not a Jewish movement" but stated that:
[Bolshevism] among the Jews is nothing new. From the days of Spartacus-Weishaupt to those of Karl Marx, and down to Trotsky (Russia), Bela Kun (Hungary), Rosa Luxemburg (Germany), and Emma Goldman (United States), this world-wide conspiracy for the overthrow of civilisation and for the reconstitution of society on the basis of arrested development, of envious malevolence, and impossible equality, has been steadily growing.[50]
Author Gisela C. Lebzelter noted that Churchill's analysis failed to analyze the role that Russian oppression of Jews had played in their joining various revolutionary movements, but instead "to inherent inclinations rooted in Jewish character and religion."[51]
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us8KuiZ2vTo
>you will never fly first class
LIFE ISNT FAIRRRRRRRRR
>>53365924
There is nothing wrong with zionism Jews are white man's best friend. Also gods chosen people so I hope you're a good Christian that loves them
>tfw Ireland left and is never coming back
;_;
Me and the gf
>>53366014
>no seaxes
Shit flag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3MvinY66r0
>>53366024
Scimitars*
>>53365909
Refugees welcome
Remember Bin Laden
>>53366037
>muslim brags
Inflammatory propaganda. Should start with "Rapist brags", since that's what he is. His religion is irrelevant.
>>53366001
I have a few times 2bh, it's pretty nice, especially the lounges either side. Not missing out on anything important though mate.
>>53366077
When will people wake up and realise you can't just let all these uncivilised people in
chilly is a bit willy lads
>>53366120
dats racist
>>53366077
these economic migrants will surely be of use to the economy. We should import as many as we can!
I stink so badly
>>53366077
Not even a Rorke but how can you expect to let in a million of people from a completely different culture in such a short time and not expect a large jump in Crime. Merkel was a retard adopting the refugees welcome stuff rather than just taking people from the camps.
>I don't browse reddit
So much more information and interesting things there
>look I've posted fuck off n*rmie again we are legion xD
Only children still browse 4chan
>>53366255
notice u're still here...... ;)
>>53366255
back to reddit
>>53366276
I can browse both you fucking mong
>>53366255
Yes all that information that pertains to the hive mind. I am so glad I can't read the information that is censored via downvotes
briefcase wanker
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/broken-man-discovers-girlfriend-cheating-7147024
FFS
Its so obviously fake from the vocaroos
Me and the gf
>>53366287
>he thinks he's in anonymous
I've never made a reddit account, it's just categorically better than 4chan. It isn't 2007
>>53366255
hello reddit
>>53366317
>>53366329
Back to reddit
>>53366304
Agreed. If enough people down vote it then it's obviously just shit so what's the point even showing it . 4chan would be better if we could down vote hat men
>>53366316
>Its so obviously fake from the vocaroos
How so Anon? i didnt see that thread
>>53366351
Love when retards think Asian etc. Referee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlJ3NBlWaGc
hahaha what a retard
>>53366316
looks pretty real to me desu, no way a guy could fake a woman lying and begging in that way. Was it in /brit/?
>>53366358
Consider this. I have TWO tabs open at once!
Literal child. Who are you DDOSing next?
>>53366360
Down voting meme is okay down voting well thought comments is anti intellectual and narrow minded which is funny because reddit think they are enlightened open minded people but yet can't fathom a different opinion
>>53366378
that was nearly a sentence well done
JUST WON THE LOTTERY LADS
gonna get me a nice apartment down south, looking at this property tomorrow, only £29 million, that leaves me £1 million to spare!
>>53366366
>>53366403
r9k
someone else found the nudes on a totally different website
it's 100% fake
>>53366406
geez, reddit much? gonna sit there and write a fucking essay about reddit, redditor?
reddit as fuck, literally reddit the post. go back to reddit.
>>53366404
Back to reddit
>>53366423
Awful gimmick
Provably the reddit guy in this thread that only knows how to force a gimmicj
>>53366423
shite gimmick
please do yourself a favour and take a 1st year economics class
>>53366438
oh fair enough
it's very well done desu
>>53366438
>tfw i can tell my Normie friends this and appear like a Meme Master
Cant wait. but yeah the woman did kinda seem like she was putting the voice on but i could be wrong
>>53366439
Go back to reddit
>>53366406
Someone isn't funny enough and gets down voted and now is mad LOL
>>53366454
>>53366459
t. rasheed in london
>>53366501
EPPPPIC comeback laddie!!! ;)))
>>53366454
>>53366459
>triggered pakis
>>53366480
nice line redditor, didya get it off reddit?
>>53366497
Back to reddit
Hopeless romantics, here we go again
But after awhile, you're lookin' the other way
It's those restless hearts that never mend
Johnny come lately, the new kid in town
Will she still love you when you're not around?
There's so many things you should have told her,
but night after night you're willing to hold her,
Just hold her, tears on your shoulder
>>53366454
Here we find a typical 4chan 'meme'
Just spamming the same few words over and over again. Yes I'd much rather read that than some interesting AskReddit stories
I'm my own man, I don't follow trends or let others influence me.
I've made a couple of normie friends over the years, we play games online when they're not out doing what ever the fuck people do outside
They keep hassling me to go out and i might do it to shut them up, where should i go?
Wales, London or Birmingham?
Why is it always the shy, introverted girls who are kinky as fuck?
>>53366538
It's not a meme I am telling you to go back to reddit as you don't fit in here
>>53366511
haha thanks, i worked on it all night last night
i find it interesting that the vast majority of the best british people who ever lived were born and raised in london.
>i find it interesting that the vast majority of the best british people who ever lived were born and raised in london.
>I'm my own man, I don't follow trends or let others influence me.
>>53366548
>normie
>Games online
Ehhh no. You've met some like minded losers
i wear my heart on my sleeve lads. thats just who i am.
When I wake up in the morning, love
And the sunlight hurts my eyes
And something without warning, love
Bears heavy on my mind
Then I look at you
And the world's alright with me
Just one look at you
And I know it's gonna be
A lovely day
... lovely day, lovely day, lovely day ...
>>53366538
how about you visit AskReddit for advice on how to get back there, reddit boy
>>53366577
That was quick, lad
>>53366568
Wow its almost like it's always had a population greater than entire counties all its time
>tfw dog is so old he can barely walk around
>tfw his vision is bad
>tfw soon he'll be gone
won't be able to handle it lads
>I've made a couple of normie friends
>>53366560
>general full of faux trip extra flag users who give themselves nicknames
Think I fight in quite well
>>53366593
No m8, im confident they are normies
>>53366604
that's one excuse
the other is that we're simply better, and the backbone of this economy. poortherners are living in a 2nd world economy, as is pretty much everyone outside of london (devon, cornwall, bristol, ipswich etc.)
>>53366616
if it's any consolation we'll all be dead eventually
haha why do silly northerners being able to buy a 3 bedroom house?
They can have this apartment, above a mosque and below another mosque for only double the price in london.
>>53366640
The if people to don headsets and pubs away at a controller in the dark aren't normies
gf said she's not sharing and i've got to pick between her and her sister
blooming hell lads
what do
>>53366629
Back to reddit there's more than brit
You're a faux trip fag yourself I always recognise your style of posting you are always here in the morning ranting
>>53366655
more mosques in the north though
>>53366652
>we're
like you have anything to do with london's 'greatness'
>>53366661
You having a stroke?
>this runt from some irrelevant poorthern slum-town in the hinterlands
>>53366682
FOD
>>53366568
>>53366577
>17 seconds.
Top quality /brit/ posting. i doff my hat to you sir
>>53366616
i-iktfb
>tfw she's 12 and grey haired as fuck
at least she can still run, see etc
no need to thank me, I've just purged all the irish from the thread
You know it to be true.
>>53366548
If you go to Wales at least you won't get stabbed
>>53366684
of course i am. aren't you contributing to your area's """greatness""" by complaining about pakis while you sip warm cider out of the can?
>You're a faux trip fag yourself I always recognise your style of posting you are always here in the morning ranting
ahhahahahahahhahaa
let's fucking stop this meme now lads
the south needs to sort out its muslim problem
t. rotherham
>>53366723
that still leaves the problems of the Moldovans in the thread
>>53366703
From Cambridge. You London people are an embarrassment it's like going to a freak show visiting London.
wish someone would kill tim lovejoy t b h
Rare Kev
>>53366652
>we're simply better, and the backbone of this economy
And what exactly do you do to contribute to that?
>>53366723
There were literally zero.
>>53366740
I've not seen a muslim in ages
t. west cornwall
>>53366674
I post my opinions. Not my fault if you are autistic enough to pick up on my writing style, I post nothing to set myself apart
>call me ulster because I'm from there xD
>extra flags are broken!!!!!!!!! II demand more attention than I am getting!!!!
>>53366740
Girl asked me for dick pics on interplay last night 2bh
>>53366740
>women that I get along with
>>53366792
haven't seen a white in ages
t. west birmingham
>>53366722
>>53366616
my dogs were the same towards the end of their lives. One kept having seizures and the other was riddled with cancer, and he lost the will to live after the first one died
in the end I was sort of happy they died, they were in so much pain
>>53366777
high up manager in my company, i make people great.
>>53366792
or a bank balance of more than £1,000
>>53366768
>the most intelligent, attractive and successful people in the country, perhaps the world live and work in London
>freak show
Let's get GetAGoodGuy2016 trending on social media.
Is my PC ready for Oculus Rift lads?
>>53366743
You've been here less than a year LOL
follow me x
>>53366798
Your writing style sticks out because you don't fit in
Your opinions are shit and you're a cunt
If you're going to be here at least try
>>53366798
Extra flags isn't broken nice strawman
Fat cam
>>53366838
>>53366814
You know you can put them down and it's sometimes better to do so? Disgusting person letting an animal suffer because you couldn't be sad for a bit
>>53366818
>or a bank balance of more than £1,000
This is also true
i don't much like women
>>53366740
Do not know this feel t͏bh
are you lads still waiting for 500 posts because of *HIM*
>>53366884
>Extra flags isn't broken nice strawman
how would you know muggins
I really wish we didn't treat Ireland like shit.
Instead of being a super country we're just fragmented and hateful.
Bad feel
>>53366787
I know a guy who looks just like this. I went to school with him. He somehow managed to snag a qt gf in his late teens and they're now married. She is absolutely stunning, even after the 2 kids they had, and they live in a million pound house (he works as a builder).
Meanwhile I went to uni and am struggling to find work.
>>53366792
wet
>>53366841
>bluray player
ha
>>53366818
T. Jjb manager
>>53366884
Literally was yesterday and all the threads were just retards demanding it was fixed so they could get their trip back
>>53366866
Muh secret club
>>53366838
>these 'feminazis' as I call them are making fun of us on twitter. this is unacceptable and only exists as yet another example of microaggressions towards young men in our society, that are becoming all the more prevalent. Jokes cause harm.
>>53366907
>he wants to change threads every 5 minutes
nah bun that
would never live my life in fear of *IT* though
>>53366911
Because I have it but don't set my flag so I know who to ignore
>>53366858
Hello
>Brits WILL PAY MORE to be a MINORITY in THEIR OWN capital city
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP
>>53366905
what an awful quote
>>53366912
if we still had them we wouldn't be a super country, we'd still be part of the UK but still separate countries.
>>53366858
unironically my favourite game ever
It takes 17 seconds before your post gets quoted, taken out of context and posted next to an image of a man in a trilby from some weirdo's extensive collection, 75% of content is reposted old jokes and GCSE level opinions and the rest is mainly playground level insults and forced racism to seem edgy
Remind me why we're better than reddit?
>>53366959
nice try, it shows up as empty region
and you would have ignored me wahey
>>53366927
It's not a secret club, i'm not even the bloke you were originally arguing with
You just came in and started shitting on our sand castle
>>53366986
>It takes 17 seconds before your post gets quoted, taken out of context and posted next to an image of a man in a trilby from some weirdo's extensive collection, 75% of content is reposted old jokes and GCSE level opinions and the rest is mainly playground level insults and forced racism to seem edgy
>Remind me why we're better than reddit?
>>53366986
This
>>53366890
but I did put them down, both of them. The first one I put down the second time she had a seizure, the second dog I put down when I took him for his x-ray and the vet said the cancer in his leg had spread to his heart and lungs so fuck off
>>53366970
think your gif's broken lad
>It takes 17 seconds before your post gets quoted, taken out of context and posted next to an image of a man in a trilby from some weirdo's extensive collection, 75% of content is reposted old jokes and GCSE level opinions and the rest is mainly playground level insults and forced racism to seem edgy
>Remind me why we're better than reddit?
>>53366905
>tfw i thought he DINDU NUFFIN
>then he explodes on twitter
Pretty amazing desu
