jay edition
fuck off yanks
second for /ita/
alri
haha here we are then
all the lads
having an existential crisis i think
WHO TF UP X)))))))
>>53361141
(and lasses)
>>53361057 →
MY ex was from Orangefield, you run about that neck of the woods?
Orangefield lane to be precise. Used to drink like fuck in greenville park. Got left there paraletic by my paki mate cause I drunk too much and had to walk the whole way up north can you fucking believe it??
Lads the Russian QT messaged me back after I barraged her with /int/ memes for the craic
NorseGael
2:20 GMT
Hi there ! I don't know much Russian only know some of it from playing video games "Cyka Blyat xaxaxaxaxax" I know rude words, don't judge me though haha. Russia seems like a lovely place, do you live in a commie bloc?
2:34 GMT
Would you ever like to live in the UK?
DarinaMart
7:10 GMT
Nice to meet you, Joe))
Ahahah, many people know rude Russian words) I think only in Russian we have maaaaaany rude words)))
Do you want going in Russia in some day?
Sorry, I don't know: what is 'commie bloc'. I'm know English, but not good(
Oh, yeah! I'm really want live there) But now I'm start study I'm university and haven't time for travel, but when I'm finished study I want go there))) or, maybe in summer))
P.S. ahah, again: my English not good, but I think you can understand me, because I really wanna talk with you))
Ahaha
Lads if I don't start my coursework today I won't be able to get it done in time and I'll almost certainly fail this module and drop out wahey.
is "whats cooking, good looking?" a good opener? i've used it 3 times and haven't got a message back from any of them
Watching red dwarf
>>53361201
>>53361201
it implies women should be back in the kitchen so no
https://synctube.org/r/bleep
https://synctube.org/r/bleep
Come on in, share feels and tunes
>>53361190
Fuck off
>>53361220
nah the whats cooking is like "what are you doing?" but you've gotta be able to infer that n shit haha
might get a coffee in soon lads
how long until; the drink wears off and im normal
>>53361180
I do it all the time lads.
My mates are utter fucking mental nutcases. Seriosuly. They insist on us walking through newlodge, the falls, the village. ardoyne. oldpark, cliftonville etc... Mental bastards as a result I literally walk through taig areas once a day. Always get into fights. Starting to think thats the reason my mates want to walk through them areas. Ones an American he's a wee gimp that runs like fuck when we fight
when will yanks learn to integrate our kulchur?
>>53361237
haha sorry i'm a bit slow in the head *knocks on head*
>start reading a new book
>one of the characters is introduced as essentially being a freighted little (teenage) girl scared to go do her year of military service
>literally the next chapter she's mouthing off to member of a higher house and gets in a duel
What the fuck m8s
Love a bit of joyriding music 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3msPoqqCNo
>>53361284
Sounds like pleb shit to be quite honest
alri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acvXnEUxjLg
>>53361180
Someone on culturepals told me the girl asking for dick pics has a bf, lel
>>53361248
i like a fight as much as the next lad but getting bait isnt funny hate having black eyes and busted nose
>>53361318
>>53361338
Its got some pretty neat air ship battles though
back from my ban desu
>try to find my "Rise And Fall of the Third Reich" book
>its not here
>try to find Brandenburg by Glenn Meada
>its not there
>mum cleaned my room yesterday
>she was an ex nazi when she lived in germany
hmm
>>53361381
You are very right about that mate. But when the adrenaline is flowing in me I don't give a fuck.
Until I come home with about four boxers fractures. My hands are fucked 2bh from them.
>>53361104
Enjoying the sand niggers?
I'm not British but I thought The Inbetweeners was a pretty funny show.
Lads will I get away with going to tesco in the clothes I slept in having wanked on my stomach twice or should I just waste time showering and changing?
>>53361422
you ever watched red dwarf lad it's my fav show even beating trailer park boys
>>53361451
Cum is pretty pungent, I'd shower
>>53361451
best bet go to asda
>>53361459
>even beating trailer park boys
delete this
>>53361459
Nope. Been swamped with a backlog. Watching Peaky Blinders right now but Red Dwarf is on my list.
>>53361476
BLOOLIAN
>>53361243
caffeine takes about 10 hours to metabolize
Wish these asians would fuck off and stop messaging me. Annoying as fuck.
>tfw don't have yellow fever
>>53361459
whats happenin dude?
>>53361495
What's that, Jew?
Can't believe I'm still up ffs
>>53361498
Are they on tinder or something?
Shite lads how do I fix my region
>she was an ex nazi when she lived in germany
Morning. Cold out.
>>53361243
Take shitloads of vitamin c lad
t. former alcoholic with a busted liver
>>53361533
Oh haha
https://youtu.be/tlpdD7wIYaw
lol
>>53361546
Irish weather
flags just stopped working
this is me
>>53361549
>>53361546
Real nigga weather
toot toot
Might learn programming and make a fightclub app 2bh
Reckon I'd make millions.
>>53361560
Religion of pieces more like
>>53361466
I did a quick shower, thanks for the advice
>>53361560
actually pretty pathetic when you look at the bigger picture.
they're doing this as a sort of mimicry of what the West does to their fucking poor shite as a way of acting out because they feel so powerless about the situation of their homelands.
they're literally playing cowboys.
>>53361708
poor shite countries*
Why is it so fucking dead?
>>53361708
>>53361743
only normies with Cirrhosis & abnormies with normal sleep schedules are up la
Emmaline, Emma, emmaline
https://youtu.be/IFYOHrwi-W8?t=49
what does it mean when a girl calls you cute?
>>53361793
f r i e n d z o n e
>>53361793
I'd need the context and tone to properly answer this
>>53361793
she thinks you're a qt.
>>53361104
who /permaneet/ /almosthiki/ here?
what do you guys do to fill up your time? any other websites/imageboards besides 4chan?
I feel like I've run out of internet and I'm going slightly mental from the boredom to be quite frank with you folks(tbqfwyf)
>>53361821
she's my mother
>>53361770
>not being a cyborg
>>53361506
the time it takes for the coffee to completely stop making you feel awake
>>53361793
As >>53361821 context is key.. but working on the basis you're posting in brit most likely >>53361813
https://youtu.be/xQBGmBOhQEE
>>53361793
That you look about 15 if shes a nonce shell be interested
>>53361846
Get a job hippy
>>53361873
that's not an option and neither is heroing(yet)
>>53361863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCS14PoQc2M
This would make more sense for a pirate to make his child slaves to sing
what does it mean when a guy calls you cute?
>>53361892
he wants to give you the D
>there are 'men' here who are under 6 feet
lmao 2bh
FUCK apparently "whats cooking, good looking" is a terrible opener
>>53361892
He wants to literally "fuck" you
>>53361104
FUCKING FOOTBALL FRIEND
>>53361924
I told you so
Women find it demeaning (they aren't very smart)
>>53361937
wtf do you say then
>her height starts with a 5
>This actually happened
for reals
>>53361940
I'm a handholdless virgin haha
>>53361956
which mario game is this from?
>>53361956
stop hamfistedly inserting your shitty meme into any possible nook and cranny you can find
SERIOUSLY LADS
how the fuck do you open conversation with girls on tinder? will a simple 'hello' suffice or does it have to be more elaborate?
>>53361979
super mario world
>>53361982
of course "hello" wont suffice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjq4wYuwgxs
tune lasses
>>53361982
>61
>>53361982
>hello
>hi
I mean, either way you will have to say something else eventually
>>53361987
super nintendo version?
>>53361979
Some sort of hacked version of SMW, the original doesn't have Hammer Brothers (that's a sprite from SMB3).
t. Mario ROM hacking pro
Will my life get better if I get swole as fuck?
>>53362014
yeah, snes
>>53362033
also this but I just put the hammer guy there and the mushroom.
>>53362033
Do you know a good SNES emulator that stretches 16:9 for android mr ROM hacker?
made this
>>53362081
>>53362080
well then what's the point?
>>53362074
No idea how it is on Android, but I use RetroArch which is like a collection of different emulators in one system
>>53362099
what's the point of anything?
Lads my oneitis from High School told me she likes me, problem is that she massively slutted it up in uni and I'm still a virgin. Should I even bother with her? We've only hung out a little bit after reconnecting before christmas.
>>53362124
Are you a nihilist?
reading Nietzsche
HERE WE ARE NOW
ENTERTAIN US
UK? more like UGay lmao
>>53361956
you could make really really great youtube videos you know
make like political ones where it says how great trump and farage are and people will eat them up nom nom nom
>>53362147
i don't think so
>>53362146
I don't have to worry about this, my HS crush is literally dead
>>53362163
I cba with anything serious in my free time, I just like fucking around with stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW3fXgShDjo
>>53362184
Literally cucked by death
>>53362158
OI !!!
GET OUT OF HERE YA LIL SHIT
Literally talking to a Ugandan. didn't know they had internet.
this is what hes saying
>I would like you to become my healthy Penpal, to you buy it?
>Well, my names Kenneth Calvin. Uganda is so good, being the Pearl of Africa! How is Ireland.
>[email protected].
Hope we can Chat and send letters via that. Thanx
Literally what.
Is he one of those African people that try and scam you or what?
>>53362146
Go ahead and give it a try.
If I win the lottery I'm gonna buy 4chan and fire the janny
>>53362195
Had a chuckle at this
good morning Brtiania. plans for sunday?
i HATE racist people
>>53362195
>british politics poop
make this a genre
>>53362240
*growls*
Lads the black church next to my flat has just started being noisy as fuck, what do?
listening to a song by a certain musician from canada
>>53362265
Have some respect, heathen
>>53361104
Power cut tbqh lads...
>>53362202
Murdered by her Chad boyfriend. Should have went with me, I probably wouldn't have murdered her
>>53362275
They're the fucking degenerate heathens, they believe some cunt from Nigeria is the second coming of Jesus or something.
>>53362276
Fucking hell mate have you ever had a power cut throughout the night while you sleep schedule is fucked up?
Last time I was forced to get drunk and listen to music on my phone until it died, it was horrible.
>>53362217
KEK
>>53362282
Is he still in prison? You gonna avenge her at some point?
>>53362255
I just like doing random shit, I can't commit to a youtube channel because I'll go through a phase of making things that are just completely unrelated just because I feel like doing something different.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FCpkaGlHfx
>>53362271
OH THE YEAR WAS 1778
>>53362323
no i meant celine dion
>>53362288
Literally fucking WHAT.
Are they black?
>>53362311
He just told me life in Uganda is very fun and safe and that he enjoys it a lot, he said Uganda is the pearl of Africa.
Never heard that before
I wanted to ask him how he internet but didn't want to be rude
>>53362207
alri Senpai
>>53362349
>black church
>are they black?
>>53362321
You;re definitely talented though.
>>53361982
you have to say something stupid/interesting or hope to god you're really good looking.
>mfw panposting is actually becoming a thing
>>53362363
Didn't see that bit.
Do God a favour and go in there and start preaching say that the Lord said that no man shall know the coming of the Christ and call them all heretics.
>>53362313
He attempted to do murder-suicide. Instead of killing himself, he shot off his jaw. He's in jail for 25 to life. I probably wouldn't avenge her because even though she was my HS oneitis, I probably only ever said like 10 words to her. I was in love with the idea of her, I didn't really know her. Turns out she was annoying enough to kill so I guess I lucked out :^)
Dragon Dogma's PC crack is out lads. Shame there's no /vg/ thread for it yet.
>>53362392
nevermind
Keep farting and it feels >>53362146 avoid like the plague
>>53362374
cheers, I don't really think I'm doing anything particularly difficult though.
>i like a fight as much as the next lad
>>53362146
my gril from highschool went off the rails a bit after school and is now married to a pastor or something hahahah
>>53362430
can you teach me how to do it?
can we hold hands too but thats less important but only if you want to
>>53362430
can you sing me a lullaby nonce
>>53362466
Sure, what do you want to learn?
>>53362473
You first
Lel
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35274944
>Germany: "20 Million Muslims by 2020"
http://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/6793/germany-20-million-muslims
Fucking hell this is insane.
>>53362501
how do i edit lots of videos like you do? how long did that politics liscki one take to do?
>>53362529
gerMANY
>>53362501
>You first
fine i'll just go to sleep without being serenaded
>>53362529
that's like all of Syria lol. Maybe they'll just move the war there
>>53362586
There are already lots of Muslims in Germany
I need to make money on the side. How do I do it? I tried getting good at online poker, was doing loads of reading and research and tracking and playing but just kept losing money. I read a book on Spread Betting but still don't feel knowledgeable enough to do it with real money. Any of you lads have any side ventures?
Isn't this that commie girl some cunt here is obsessed with?
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1452409900270.jpg
Does Thai lad actually speak Chink? or does he just yell at the small asian boys to seduce them
>>53362532
I use camtasia and adobe after effects, Camtasia is really easy to use, you can pick it up in an hour or less.
>how long did that politics liscki one take to do?
I did it in a single sitting, maybe an hour or two, I was into it to begin with, then towards the end got sick of making it and just got a bit lazy, that's why it starts good and turns into copy and pasted stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_1xc9vkxw0
>>53362559
good night mr yank
>>53362621
Yeah
Link to thread?
doing a sperg out
>>53362685
Weird, I swear to god linking threads directly use to just automatically convert into
>>>/pol/60557335/
>>53362621
No that's not Sara Davidson
>>53362642
hey
>>53362733
hello
>>53362685
>>53362709
Actually sorry it's not the same girl, looks nothing like her, they just have similar makeup
https://mobile.twitter.com/ssaradavidson?lang=en
>>53362739
have u met any israelis in bangcock
>>53362642
thankyou very much im downloading the crack thingy
when next thailad stream ?
>tfw can't get past the first level of super mario world
Still in bed here
>>53362744
more than nothing m8
these energy drinks arent good for my mental being wew
>>53362749
No but I used to live in the same building as a New York jew, I helped him out with some website shit and he fucked me over..
>>53362761
No worries, I think I'm done with streams now, doesn't go down well.
fucking hell lads its so cold
I hope all of you are currently witnessing the birth of a new meme on /tv/
>>53362822
Redpill me on Blackbeard
>>53362618
I was in a spread syndicate for a year or so, we did alright out of it but things got a bit too volatile. We mostly did monday morning bets on openings. I work with a lad that sells good coffee and runs a gay adult business on the side as well as office work. Another mate of mine does banger racing and charges about 150 a day to go racing with him (and go out on your own), he took a guy caravan racing and drove his car and caravan through another caravan side on and the bloke said it was the best day of his life.
Early morning choon lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyzrKPcLpBw
>>53362822
*RECORD SCRATCH*
*FREEZE FRAME*
You're probably wondering where this meme came from. Well, I was there when it started
>>53362803
u live in thailand but you have never met/seen an israeli? thats pretty weird i thought that place is full of them
maybe you saw one but thought he was an arab we look pretty similar
>>53362871
Can you pronounce Tzvi Erez for me?
>>53362871
I might of seen dozens, but unless they're wearing like the orthodox hat and stuff I'm not going to pay much attention. I've just never actually met one personally
ᴴᵉʸ ᵍᵘʸˢ
>>53362859
Madmen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN74bOubUug
>>53361459
TPB is my favourite program along with The Thick of It
Might give RD a go if you reckon it's better. What sort of humour is it?
>>53361478
PB is very very good
>>53362840
Nevermind...
>>53361597
Already exists
>>53362901
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DmlsrizcmE
>>53362917
how did u learn programning? can u recc me a book, i tried oriely learning python but its really boring. is there something more interesting
>>53362982
The lad off robot wars is an idiot in space who hangs out with a twat and a gay black bloke
>>53363035
How do I know this isn't a trick?
>>53362962
the guy with adult business sells sand blasted traffic cones for gentleman private use, scary stuff he tells me sometimes.
>>53363061
A black man in NYC told me they're the real jews, so I don't think you have anything to worry about
>>53363035
seriously just learn by doing, I can't recommend anything particularly interesting, just do this:
Set yourself a project (what do you want to make?) something simple but interesting to begin with, then just google your way through it, ask people for help on sites like stackoverflow if you need to etc. First grasp the basics and then google how to proceed from there.
>>53362146
my onetis from middle and high school has been galavanting arounf Europe for the last 3 years doing god knows what and now has a Swedish Boyfriend. You're not alone. Just forget about them and try to hook up with other, younger girls
>>53363035
How do I become a Jew?
Serious fucking question I want to live in Jerusalem. The Holy Land. I have a jewish first name 2bh and my Mum said there was a jew in the family about 200 years ago
Take back Bethlehem too pls.
>>53363082
Ok.
>>53363035
Toda brother.
>>53362982
its funny mate, first few series they get their legs, after that its great apart from the revisit series from recently, they were not so good. They make a good team together, comedy where you see they all gel, a bit like Blackadder in that respect.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/12090388/Europe-in-crisis-over-sex-attacks-by-migrants-amid-calls-for-emergency-EU-meeting.html
>The idea of multicultural Europe has failed,” proclaimed Robert Fico, the prime minister of Slovakia
>the migrants cannot be integrated, it's simply impossible,” Mr Fico added, citing a “clear link” between the sex attacks and the influx of refugees that has swept through Europe from the failed states of Syria and North Africa.
>A clear link
Should I just get up at this point and admit I'm not going to get any sleep
>>53363061
you will just have to trust me xx
also i googled his name what a typical kike lmao
>>53363085
alright thank you
>>53363095
ugh you need to go through a long learning period with the agency and then go through a test it's like a worse version of car license including cutting your foreskin. would not recommend i'd cut one of my fingers to live in britian/us/whatever
>>53363095
>How do I become a Jew?
Not a Jew but the Israeli 'Law of Return' can be used by converts to Reform judaism. But you have to convert and be approved by a rabbi and then i bet you have to prove it to the Israeli Govt. you might want to look into it
Hi lads
I want some breakfast but I can't be arsed to make any
>>53363184
>>53363180
Thanks lads going to look into this.
Ps. Israel glass the West Bank pls, leave nothing of it. But relocate the pakis from the east of Israel and reclaim all those religious places.
When you do, break dome of rock down to rubble and rebuild it as the biggest synagogue.
Not sure about getting circumcised 2bh...
>>53363244
Have weetabix
>>53362803
Hi thailad I downloaded and installed it but I didnt do everything the text file told me to but I entered the name and key and stuff so I can use the video edit thing.
Im just scared because it asked me to turn off my internet? Why was this for? Am I gonna get in trouble if I use the video edit thing while connected?
>>53363307
>Im just scared because it asked me to turn off my internet? Why was this for? Am I gonna get in trouble if I use the video edit thing while connected?
You're pirating the software la, you've been added to the GCHQ & SIS watch lists.
>>53363307
when you start the software it calls home to it's server to verify it's been activated properly, you just want to stop it calling home la, that's all. It's not unusual.
any lads
Jews are good lads 2bh.
Probably my favourite posters are Israel. They are very good at handling the banter and always throw it back. Brotier
can he do it?
>Leonardo DiCaprio eats a piece of real, raw bison liver in his new movie "The Revenant"
>The original plan was for him to bite into a simulated organ -- "this red, gelatinous sort of pancake"
>DiCaprio said no, it looked fake
>>>>>>>doing all this for an oscar
>>53363477
Hello Shlomo ;^)
>users experience feelings of euphoria (well-being and satisfaction), relaxation, enhanced self-confidence, reduced fatigue, and lowered inhibitions. Users’ senses become more acute, and they find it easier to express emotions and communicate with other people.
Xtc on the NHS for autists when?
>>53363524
Alri Rasheed cunt. Jews are God's chosen people I will defend them until my knees are blown off by an IED.
>>53363477
t. rodney shoahberg
oy gevalt its another holocalypse
Reminder
>>53363526
just go buy some urself u pussy
>>53363526
>Xtc on the NHS for autists when?
MDMA was used in psychology before it was banned. And there's now currently loads of research being put into it as a cure for mental illnesses like social anxiety, depression, PTSD and OCD. It will happen sooner than you think. There's a big organisation pushing for it.
>>53363547
t. christless paki living in a 10x10 flat
>Yanks don't have healthcare that is free at the point of use
literally a 3rd world country
well good morning
cold out
>>53363555
>dat straight line border
Drawn by an American
>>53363565
Way ahead of you f4m
>>53363555
Good video about who owns Israel 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-evIyrrjTTY
>>53363600
It will LITERALLY CHANGE YOUR LIFE. I had about 10 mates before MDMA after it I literally have about 30+ that I speak to regularly.
It honestly cures autism.
>>53363555
>that straight line across Literally empty desert.
Shitty borders desu
>>53363600
VOLUNTARY CUSTODIAN
>>53362859
Yeah I'm not sure spread betting is for me. I need something that I can do outside of my 9-5 though. Selling good coffee is a good one but definitely saturated now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jTg-q6Drt0
who /boc/ here?
the campfire headphase > geogaddi > twoism > music has the right to children > tomorrow's harvest > trans canada highway
Having a bit of a meltdown lads and I fear this is only the beginning.
Already feeling so old at 21.
Felt like I was 18 and ready to start uni a couple of months ago and that I was 16 kissing my gf after school not long before that
Tried listening to some Taking Back Sunday to get some nostalgia pumping but it didn't work and now I just feel like I'll never have an experience like worrying about my haircut for school again.
Bad feels. I feel old now
Drake is my friend.
Classic banger right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pol807RkijU
>>53363739
same lad
my parents were married, had their own 4 bedroom house in the country, both had good jobs (until mum was pregnant with me) and had kids by 31
that's only 10 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc
>>53363778
This post just triggered my depression.
Cheers pham I was happy as fuck until reading this.
Time to go to bed and sleep for about 17 hours
>>53363739
>I just feel like I'll never have an experience like worrying about my haircut for school again.
That's because you won't, anon. You've changed, forever, like it or not. I had a pretty bad meltdown when I finished uni, couldn't sleep and was perma anxious. Think you just have to think about your life and what you want from it desu
what's the plan for today lads?
doing some study for fun lads haha
still on holiday for like 2 months
>>53363835
stupid weeb cunt
>>53363844
shut the fuck up nerd cunt
i can't stop farting and it smells really bad lads
>>53363778
Fuck.
HELP
Fucking help me. I feel like I don't wanna grow up man
I was driving to work the other day sat in traffic in my shirt and tie and pants and realiesd I'd literally just sunk into mundane life and that all those dreams were basically just that.
I know 21 is still extremely young, but I just feel so fucking old compared to just 5ish years ago.
> I will never listen to this and think this is a rock anthem and that spinning around with your guitar is cool, ever again >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onzL0EM1pKY&ab_channel=FallOutBoyVEVO
End it
>>53363860
*spits on you*
>>53363739
Don't dwell on it la but get out there and live it
>tfw 24
Where the fuck did you my youth go?
