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fuck off yanks
second for /ita/
alri
haha here we are then
all the lads
having an existential crisis i think
WHO TF UP X)))))))
>>53361141
(and lasses)
>>53361057 →
MY ex was from Orangefield, you run about that neck of the woods?
Orangefield lane to be precise. Used to drink like fuck in greenville park. Got left there paraletic by my paki mate cause I drunk too much and had to walk the whole way up north can you fucking believe it??
Lads the Russian QT messaged me back after I barraged her with /int/ memes for the craic
NorseGael
2:20 GMT
Hi there ! I don't know much Russian only know some of it from playing video games "Cyka Blyat xaxaxaxaxax" I know rude words, don't judge me though haha. Russia seems like a lovely place, do you live in a commie bloc?
2:34 GMT
Would you ever like to live in the UK?
DarinaMart
7:10 GMT
Nice to meet you, Joe))
Ahahah, many people know rude Russian words) I think only in Russian we have maaaaaany rude words)))
Do you want going in Russia in some day?
Sorry, I don't know: what is 'commie bloc'. I'm know English, but not good(
Oh, yeah! I'm really want live there) But now I'm start study I'm university and haven't time for travel, but when I'm finished study I want go there))) or, maybe in summer))
P.S. ahah, again: my English not good, but I think you can understand me, because I really wanna talk with you))
Ahaha
Lads if I don't start my coursework today I won't be able to get it done in time and I'll almost certainly fail this module and drop out wahey.
is "whats cooking, good looking?" a good opener? i've used it 3 times and haven't got a message back from any of them
Watching red dwarf
>>53361201
>>53361201
it implies women should be back in the kitchen so no
https://synctube.org/r/bleep
https://synctube.org/r/bleep
Come on in, share feels and tunes
>>53361190
Fuck off
>>53361220
nah the whats cooking is like "what are you doing?" but you've gotta be able to infer that n shit haha
might get a coffee in soon lads
how long until; the drink wears off and im normal
>>53361180
I do it all the time lads.
My mates are utter fucking mental nutcases. Seriosuly. They insist on us walking through newlodge, the falls, the village. ardoyne. oldpark, cliftonville etc... Mental bastards as a result I literally walk through taig areas once a day. Always get into fights. Starting to think thats the reason my mates want to walk through them areas. Ones an American he's a wee gimp that runs like fuck when we fight
when will yanks learn to integrate our kulchur?
>>53361237
haha sorry i'm a bit slow in the head *knocks on head*
>start reading a new book
>one of the characters is introduced as essentially being a freighted little (teenage) girl scared to go do her year of military service
>literally the next chapter she's mouthing off to member of a higher house and gets in a duel
What the fuck m8s
Love a bit of joyriding music 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3msPoqqCNo
>>53361284
Sounds like pleb shit to be quite honest
alri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acvXnEUxjLg
Someone on culturepals told me the girl asking for dick pics has a bf, lel
>>53361248
i like a fight as much as the next lad but getting bait isnt funny hate having black eyes and busted nose
>>53361318
>>53361338
Its got some pretty neat air ship battles though
back from my ban desu
>try to find my "Rise And Fall of the Third Reich" book
>its not here
>try to find Brandenburg by Glenn Meada
>its not there
>mum cleaned my room yesterday
>she was an ex nazi when she lived in germany
hmm
>>53361381
You are very right about that mate. But when the adrenaline is flowing in me I don't give a fuck.
Until I come home with about four boxers fractures. My hands are fucked 2bh from them.
>>53361104
Enjoying the sand niggers?
I'm not British but I thought The Inbetweeners was a pretty funny show.
Lads will I get away with going to tesco in the clothes I slept in having wanked on my stomach twice or should I just waste time showering and changing?
>>53361422
you ever watched red dwarf lad it's my fav show even beating trailer park boys
>>53361451
Cum is pretty pungent, I'd shower
>>53361451
best bet go to asda
>>53361459
>even beating trailer park boys
delete this
>>53361459
Nope. Been swamped with a backlog. Watching Peaky Blinders right now but Red Dwarf is on my list.
>>53361476
BLOOLIAN
>>53361243
caffeine takes about 10 hours to metabolize
Wish these asians would fuck off and stop messaging me. Annoying as fuck.
>tfw don't have yellow fever
>>53361459
whats happenin dude?
>>53361495
What's that, Jew?
Can't believe I'm still up ffs
>>53361498
Are they on tinder or something?
Shite lads how do I fix my region
>she was an ex nazi when she lived in germany
Morning. Cold out.
>>53361243
Take shitloads of vitamin c lad
t. former alcoholic with a busted liver
>>53361533
Oh haha
https://youtu.be/tlpdD7wIYaw
lol
>>53361546
Irish weather
flags just stopped working
this is me
>>53361549
>>53361546
Real nigga weather
toot toot
Might learn programming and make a fightclub app 2bh
Reckon I'd make millions.
>>53361560
Religion of pieces more like
>>53361466
I did a quick shower, thanks for the advice
>>53361560
actually pretty pathetic when you look at the bigger picture.
they're doing this as a sort of mimicry of what the West does to their fucking poor shite as a way of acting out because they feel so powerless about the situation of their homelands.
they're literally playing cowboys.
>>53361708
poor shite countries*
Why is it so fucking dead?
>>53361743
only normies with Cirrhosis & abnormies with normal sleep schedules are up la
Emmaline, Emma, emmaline
https://youtu.be/IFYOHrwi-W8?t=49
what does it mean when a girl calls you cute?
>>53361793
f r i e n d z o n e
>>53361793
I'd need the context and tone to properly answer this
>>53361793
she thinks you're a qt.
>>53361104
who /permaneet/ /almosthiki/ here?
what do you guys do to fill up your time? any other websites/imageboards besides 4chan?
I feel like I've run out of internet and I'm going slightly mental from the boredom to be quite frank with you folks(tbqfwyf)
>>53361821
she's my mother
>>53361770
>not being a cyborg
>>53361506
the time it takes for the coffee to completely stop making you feel awake
>>53361793
As >>53361821 context is key.. but working on the basis you're posting in brit most likely >>53361813
https://youtu.be/xQBGmBOhQEE
>>53361793
That you look about 15 if shes a nonce shell be interested
>>53361846
Get a job hippy
>>53361873
that's not an option and neither is heroing(yet)
>>53361863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCS14PoQc2M
This would make more sense for a pirate to make his child slaves to sing
what does it mean when a guy calls you cute?
>>53361892
he wants to give you the D
>there are 'men' here who are under 6 feet
lmao 2bh
FUCK apparently "whats cooking, good looking" is a terrible opener
>>53361892
He wants to literally "fuck" you
>>53361104
FUCKING FOOTBALL FRIEND
>>53361924
I told you so
Women find it demeaning (they aren't very smart)
>>53361937
wtf do you say then
>her height starts with a 5
>This actually happened
for reals
>>53361940
I'm a handholdless virgin haha
>>53361956
which mario game is this from?
>>53361956
stop hamfistedly inserting your shitty meme into any possible nook and cranny you can find
SERIOUSLY LADS
how the fuck do you open conversation with girls on tinder? will a simple 'hello' suffice or does it have to be more elaborate?
>>53361979
super mario world
>>53361982
of course "hello" wont suffice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjq4wYuwgxs
tune lasses
>>53361982
>hello
>hi
I mean, either way you will have to say something else eventually
>>53361987
super nintendo version?
>>53361979
Some sort of hacked version of SMW, the original doesn't have Hammer Brothers (that's a sprite from SMB3).
t. Mario ROM hacking pro
Will my life get better if I get swole as fuck?
>>53362014
yeah, snes
>>53362033
also this but I just put the hammer guy there and the mushroom.
>>53362033
Do you know a good SNES emulator that stretches 16:9 for android mr ROM hacker?
made this
>>53362081
>>53362080
well then what's the point?
>>53362074
No idea how it is on Android, but I use RetroArch which is like a collection of different emulators in one system
>>53362099
what's the point of anything?
Lads my oneitis from High School told me she likes me, problem is that she massively slutted it up in uni and I'm still a virgin. Should I even bother with her? We've only hung out a little bit after reconnecting before christmas.
>>53362124
Are you a nihilist?
reading Nietzsche
HERE WE ARE NOW
ENTERTAIN US
UK? more like UGay lmao
>>53361956
you could make really really great youtube videos you know
make like political ones where it says how great trump and farage are and people will eat them up nom nom nom
>>53362147
i don't think so
>>53362146
I don't have to worry about this, my HS crush is literally dead
>>53362163
I cba with anything serious in my free time, I just like fucking around with stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW3fXgShDjo
>>53362184
Literally cucked by death
>>53362158
OI !!!
GET OUT OF HERE YA LIL SHIT
Literally talking to a Ugandan. didn't know they had internet.
this is what hes saying
>I would like you to become my healthy Penpal, to you buy it?
>Well, my names Kenneth Calvin. Uganda is so good, being the Pearl of Africa! How is Ireland.
>[email protected].
Hope we can Chat and send letters via that. Thanx
Literally what.
Is he one of those African people that try and scam you or what?
>>53362146
Go ahead and give it a try.
If I win the lottery I'm gonna buy 4chan and fire the janny
>>53362195
Had a chuckle at this
good morning Brtiania. plans for sunday?
i HATE racist people
>>53362195
>british politics poop
make this a genre
>>53362240
*growls*
Lads the black church next to my flat has just started being noisy as fuck, what do?
listening to a song by a certain musician from canada
>>53362265
Have some respect, heathen
>>53361104
Power cut tbqh lads...
>>53362202
Murdered by her Chad boyfriend. Should have went with me, I probably wouldn't have murdered her
>>53362275
They're the fucking degenerate heathens, they believe some cunt from Nigeria is the second coming of Jesus or something.
>>53362276
Fucking hell mate have you ever had a power cut throughout the night while you sleep schedule is fucked up?
Last time I was forced to get drunk and listen to music on my phone until it died, it was horrible.
>>53362217
KEK
>>53362282
Is he still in prison? You gonna avenge her at some point?
>>53362255
I just like doing random shit, I can't commit to a youtube channel because I'll go through a phase of making things that are just completely unrelated just because I feel like doing something different.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FCpkaGlHfx
>>53362271
OH THE YEAR WAS 1778
>>53362323
no i meant celine dion
>>53362288
Literally fucking WHAT.
Are they black?
>>53362311
He just told me life in Uganda is very fun and safe and that he enjoys it a lot, he said Uganda is the pearl of Africa.
Never heard that before
I wanted to ask him how he internet but didn't want to be rude
>>53362207
alri Senpai
>>53362349
>black church
>are they black?
>>53362321
You;re definitely talented though.
>>53361982
you have to say something stupid/interesting or hope to god you're really good looking.
>mfw panposting is actually becoming a thing
>>53362363
Didn't see that bit.
Do God a favour and go in there and start preaching say that the Lord said that no man shall know the coming of the Christ and call them all heretics.
>>53362313
He attempted to do murder-suicide. Instead of killing himself, he shot off his jaw. He's in jail for 25 to life. I probably wouldn't avenge her because even though she was my HS oneitis, I probably only ever said like 10 words to her. I was in love with the idea of her, I didn't really know her. Turns out she was annoying enough to kill so I guess I lucked out :^)
Dragon Dogma's PC crack is out lads. Shame there's no /vg/ thread for it yet.
>>53362392
nevermind
Keep farting and it feels >>53362146 avoid like the plague
>>53362374
cheers, I don't really think I'm doing anything particularly difficult though.
>i like a fight as much as the next lad
>>53362146
my gril from highschool went off the rails a bit after school and is now married to a pastor or something hahahah
>>53362430
can you teach me how to do it?
can we hold hands too but thats less important but only if you want to
>>53362430
can you sing me a lullaby nonce
>>53362466
Sure, what do you want to learn?
>>53362473
You first
Lel
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35274944
>Germany: "20 Million Muslims by 2020"
http://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/6793/germany-20-million-muslims
Fucking hell this is insane.
>>53362501
how do i edit lots of videos like you do? how long did that politics liscki one take to do?
>>53362529
gerMANY
>>53362501
>You first
fine i'll just go to sleep without being serenaded
>>53362529
that's like all of Syria lol. Maybe they'll just move the war there
>>53362586
There are already lots of Muslims in Germany
I need to make money on the side. How do I do it? I tried getting good at online poker, was doing loads of reading and research and tracking and playing but just kept losing money. I read a book on Spread Betting but still don't feel knowledgeable enough to do it with real money. Any of you lads have any side ventures?
Isn't this that commie girl some cunt here is obsessed with?
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1452409900270.jpg
Does Thai lad actually speak Chink? or does he just yell at the small asian boys to seduce them
>>53362532
I use camtasia and adobe after effects, Camtasia is really easy to use, you can pick it up in an hour or less.
>how long did that politics liscki one take to do?
I did it in a single sitting, maybe an hour or two, I was into it to begin with, then towards the end got sick of making it and just got a bit lazy, that's why it starts good and turns into copy and pasted stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_1xc9vkxw0
>>53362559
good night mr yank
>>53362621
Yeah
Link to thread?
doing a sperg out
>>53362685
Weird, I swear to god linking threads directly use to just automatically convert into
>>>/pol/60557335/
>>53362621
No that's not Sara Davidson
>>53362642
hey
>>53362733
hello
>>53362685
>>53362709
Actually sorry it's not the same girl, looks nothing like her, they just have similar makeup
https://mobile.twitter.com/ssaradavidson?lang=en
>>53362739
have u met any israelis in bangcock
>>53362642
thankyou very much im downloading the crack thingy
when next thailad stream ?
>tfw can't get past the first level of super mario world
Still in bed here
>>53362744
more than nothing m8
these energy drinks arent good for my mental being wew
>>53362749
No but I used to live in the same building as a New York jew, I helped him out with some website shit and he fucked me over..
>>53362761
No worries, I think I'm done with streams now, doesn't go down well.
fucking hell lads its so cold
I hope all of you are currently witnessing the birth of a new meme on /tv/
>>53362822
Redpill me on Blackbeard
>>53362618
I was in a spread syndicate for a year or so, we did alright out of it but things got a bit too volatile. We mostly did monday morning bets on openings. I work with a lad that sells good coffee and runs a gay adult business on the side as well as office work. Another mate of mine does banger racing and charges about 150 a day to go racing with him (and go out on your own), he took a guy caravan racing and drove his car and caravan through another caravan side on and the bloke said it was the best day of his life.
Early morning choon lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyzrKPcLpBw
>>53362822
*RECORD SCRATCH*
*FREEZE FRAME*
You're probably wondering where this meme came from. Well, I was there when it started
>>53362803
u live in thailand but you have never met/seen an israeli? thats pretty weird i thought that place is full of them
maybe you saw one but thought he was an arab we look pretty similar
>>53362871
Can you pronounce Tzvi Erez for me?
>>53362871
I might of seen dozens, but unless they're wearing like the orthodox hat and stuff I'm not going to pay much attention. I've just never actually met one personally
ᴴᵉʸ ᵍᵘʸˢ
>>53362859
Madmen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN74bOubUug
>>53361459
TPB is my favourite program along with The Thick of It
Might give RD a go if you reckon it's better. What sort of humour is it?
>>53361478
PB is very very good
>>53362840
Nevermind...
>>53361597
Already exists
>>53362901
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DmlsrizcmE
>>53362917
how did u learn programning? can u recc me a book, i tried oriely learning python but its really boring. is there something more interesting
>>53362982
The lad off robot wars is an idiot in space who hangs out with a twat and a gay black bloke
>>53363035
How do I know this isn't a trick?
>>53362962
the guy with adult business sells sand blasted traffic cones for gentleman private use, scary stuff he tells me sometimes.
>>53363061
A black man in NYC told me they're the real jews, so I don't think you have anything to worry about
>>53363035
seriously just learn by doing, I can't recommend anything particularly interesting, just do this:
Set yourself a project (what do you want to make?) something simple but interesting to begin with, then just google your way through it, ask people for help on sites like stackoverflow if you need to etc. First grasp the basics and then google how to proceed from there.
>>53362146
my onetis from middle and high school has been galavanting arounf Europe for the last 3 years doing god knows what and now has a Swedish Boyfriend. You're not alone. Just forget about them and try to hook up with other, younger girls
>>53363035
How do I become a Jew?
Serious fucking question I want to live in Jerusalem. The Holy Land. I have a jewish first name 2bh and my Mum said there was a jew in the family about 200 years ago
Take back Bethlehem too pls.
>>53363082
Ok.
>>53363035
Toda brother.
>>53362982
its funny mate, first few series they get their legs, after that its great apart from the revisit series from recently, they were not so good. They make a good team together, comedy where you see they all gel, a bit like Blackadder in that respect.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/12090388/Europe-in-crisis-over-sex-attacks-by-migrants-amid-calls-for-emergency-EU-meeting.html
>The idea of multicultural Europe has failed,” proclaimed Robert Fico, the prime minister of Slovakia
>the migrants cannot be integrated, it's simply impossible,” Mr Fico added, citing a “clear link” between the sex attacks and the influx of refugees that has swept through Europe from the failed states of Syria and North Africa.
>A clear link
Should I just get up at this point and admit I'm not going to get any sleep
>>53363061
you will just have to trust me xx
also i googled his name what a typical kike lmao
>>53363085
alright thank you
>>53363095
ugh you need to go through a long learning period with the agency and then go through a test it's like a worse version of car license including cutting your foreskin. would not recommend i'd cut one of my fingers to live in britian/us/whatever
>>53363095
>How do I become a Jew?
Not a Jew but the Israeli 'Law of Return' can be used by converts to Reform judaism. But you have to convert and be approved by a rabbi and then i bet you have to prove it to the Israeli Govt. you might want to look into it
Hi lads
I want some breakfast but I can't be arsed to make any
>>53363184
>>53363180
Thanks lads going to look into this.
Ps. Israel glass the West Bank pls, leave nothing of it. But relocate the pakis from the east of Israel and reclaim all those religious places.
When you do, break dome of rock down to rubble and rebuild it as the biggest synagogue.
Not sure about getting circumcised 2bh...
>>53363244
Have weetabix
>>53362803
Hi thailad I downloaded and installed it but I didnt do everything the text file told me to but I entered the name and key and stuff so I can use the video edit thing.
Im just scared because it asked me to turn off my internet? Why was this for? Am I gonna get in trouble if I use the video edit thing while connected?
>>53363307
>Im just scared because it asked me to turn off my internet? Why was this for? Am I gonna get in trouble if I use the video edit thing while connected?
You're pirating the software la, you've been added to the GCHQ & SIS watch lists.
>>53363307
when you start the software it calls home to it's server to verify it's been activated properly, you just want to stop it calling home la, that's all. It's not unusual.
any lads
Jews are good lads 2bh.
Probably my favourite posters are Israel. They are very good at handling the banter and always throw it back. Brotier
can he do it?
>Leonardo DiCaprio eats a piece of real, raw bison liver in his new movie "The Revenant"
>The original plan was for him to bite into a simulated organ -- "this red, gelatinous sort of pancake"
>DiCaprio said no, it looked fake
>>>>>>>doing all this for an oscar
>>53363477
Hello Shlomo ;^)
>users experience feelings of euphoria (well-being and satisfaction), relaxation, enhanced self-confidence, reduced fatigue, and lowered inhibitions. Users’ senses become more acute, and they find it easier to express emotions and communicate with other people.
Xtc on the NHS for autists when?
>>53363524
Alri Rasheed cunt. Jews are God's chosen people I will defend them until my knees are blown off by an IED.
>>53363477
t. rodney shoahberg
oy gevalt its another holocalypse
Reminder
>>53363526
just go buy some urself u pussy
>>53363526
>Xtc on the NHS for autists when?
MDMA was used in psychology before it was banned. And there's now currently loads of research being put into it as a cure for mental illnesses like social anxiety, depression, PTSD and OCD. It will happen sooner than you think. There's a big organisation pushing for it.
>>53363547
t. christless paki living in a 10x10 flat
>Yanks don't have healthcare that is free at the point of use
literally a 3rd world country
well good morning
cold out
>>53363555
>dat straight line border
Drawn by an American
>>53363565
Way ahead of you f4m
>>53363555
Good video about who owns Israel 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-evIyrrjTTY
>>53363600
It will LITERALLY CHANGE YOUR LIFE. I had about 10 mates before MDMA after it I literally have about 30+ that I speak to regularly.
It honestly cures autism.
>>53363555
>that straight line across Literally empty desert.
Shitty borders desu
>>53363600
VOLUNTARY CUSTODIAN
>>53362859
Yeah I'm not sure spread betting is for me. I need something that I can do outside of my 9-5 though. Selling good coffee is a good one but definitely saturated now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jTg-q6Drt0
who /boc/ here?
the campfire headphase > geogaddi > twoism > music has the right to children > tomorrow's harvest > trans canada highway
Having a bit of a meltdown lads and I fear this is only the beginning.
Already feeling so old at 21.
Felt like I was 18 and ready to start uni a couple of months ago and that I was 16 kissing my gf after school not long before that
Tried listening to some Taking Back Sunday to get some nostalgia pumping but it didn't work and now I just feel like I'll never have an experience like worrying about my haircut for school again.
Bad feels. I feel old now
Drake is my friend.
Classic banger right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pol807RkijU
>>53363739
same lad
my parents were married, had their own 4 bedroom house in the country, both had good jobs (until mum was pregnant with me) and had kids by 31
that's only 10 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc
>>53363778
This post just triggered my depression.
Cheers pham I was happy as fuck until reading this.
Time to go to bed and sleep for about 17 hours
>>53363739
>I just feel like I'll never have an experience like worrying about my haircut for school again.
That's because you won't, anon. You've changed, forever, like it or not. I had a pretty bad meltdown when I finished uni, couldn't sleep and was perma anxious. Think you just have to think about your life and what you want from it desu
what's the plan for today lads?
doing some study for fun lads haha
still on holiday for like 2 months
>>53363835
stupid weeb cunt
>>53363844
shut the fuck up nerd cunt
i can't stop farting and it smells really bad lads
>>53363778
Fuck.
HELP
Fucking help me. I feel like I don't wanna grow up man
I was driving to work the other day sat in traffic in my shirt and tie and pants and realiesd I'd literally just sunk into mundane life and that all those dreams were basically just that.
I know 21 is still extremely young, but I just feel so fucking old compared to just 5ish years ago.
> I will never listen to this and think this is a rock anthem and that spinning around with your guitar is cool, ever again >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onzL0EM1pKY&ab_channel=FallOutBoyVEVO
End it
>>53363860
*spits on you*
>>53363739
Don't dwell on it la but get out there and live it
>tfw 24
Where the fuck did you my youth go?
Germany is fucked lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlpdD7wIYaw
>>53363739
listen to Alan Watts m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU0PYcCsL6o
>>53363873
go back to studying u nonce before u get urself hert
>>53363739
Do something with your free time.
Ideally write, act or play an instrument.
Or you could do what the lower class do and worry about celebrities/footballers
Is Michael Schumacher still alive?
JHEEEEZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KztNIg4cvE
>>53363946
a little
>>53363893
Truly truly fucked
fucking hell.
>>53363945
I do.
I work, I learn a language, I go across the country to meet friends from uni/ friends from study abroad.
I even have plans to travel, my job is actually pretty good, I've skipped ahead of most people into a role that requires years of experience straight out of uni.
Just woke up remembering that there were days I used to wake up worried about my French homework and whether my gf would like my hair as I listened to Taking Back Sunday and thought it was deep
Genuinely might kill myself, feel sick.
>>53363874
I'm trying
>>53363946
yeah but he is a vegetable
>>53363893
>Let in one million people (note, young men) ideologically opposed to your country without proper background checks who mostly adhere to a stone age ideology
>Be surprised when they fuck your country up
Literally no idea how even the most bleeding heart of people can still defend tihis.
>>53363987
I can't believe this is happening, truly I feel like it is the story of a bad film "Crazy lady invites millions of the world people into Europe and civil war break out!"
>>53363893
diversity is our strength
>>53363906
Alan Watts was a wonderful human being. Literally brought Eastern philsophy to the western world and put it in laymen terms for all ears to understand.
One of the best brits to live.
My Dad met him in India.
lmao lads
test
>>53364000
just stop fucking moaning and man up
I swear, we've become the most pussy nation in the world, all I hear about these days is grown men crying about their feelings and depression
>>53363433
Wont it call home next time too? How do I stop it?
>>53363961
this once dropped in some filthy techno dungeon in Berlin I was in with my jaw swinging all over the shop off some mental pinger
best moment of my life to date, shed a few tears
>>53364040
not working
hate this flag desu
>>53364040
results inconclusive
>>53364053
>btw guys i totally take drugs :DD
>>53364046
>Le feelings are for women I'm such a strong man I never reflect or get down
fuck off you try hard cunt
>>53364073
>>53364060
fixed it now
second worst flag in England behind Essex
>>53364046
It's because of this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seasonal_affective_disorder
If we had more sun we'd be fine. Look at Findland, among the highest suicide rates in the world.
>>53364094
essex objectively has the best flag though
also ESSEX MENTIONED
>>53364091
>r-real men cry, my mom told me so
lmaoing @ your life right now
>>53364091
keep your feelings to yourself, nobody cares, it just makes you look pathetic
>>53363893
100 years ago this would be called an invasion.
Put all of them on one big cross and try and keep them alive as long as possible before stripping tiny bits of their flesh off just before they die. Also pluck their eyes out with pins.
Filthy.
Absolute banger lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ccQ6cT-9kk
>>53364123
>>53364131
Not him you fucking spastic but you just sound like that literal fedora kid at school who'd be like
>I never get hurt
>I never feel shit
>I never like meagre pursuits such as feelings I am a real man so tough wew
Get a grip
>>53364119
the're paki swords though
>>53364165
seaxes Tbh
gonna post a meme soon. make sure to keep an eye out for it
>>53364165
*saxon
fixed
>>53364157
>showing strength of character is fedora
lmaoing @ your life loser
>>53364157
>Get a grip
coming from the soft cunt that cries
>>53364115
just take an A-Z Vit-Min supplement every day with a meal, problem solved
3 for 2 at Tesco at the moment
>dont overdose though or you die of Vitamin A poisoning like those arctic explorers did
>>53364193
>>53364196
It's not about that though, nobody is defending some pleb that cries in the supermarket.
It is a bit embarrassing though to pretend you never have anxieties or fears in life and doing the whole 'I am le tough man I don't talk about feelings look how manly I am' is pretty try hard and cringey.
Literally reminds me of kids at school who'd try like that and everybody just thought they were spastics
>>53364157
aww diddums, you can cry, I am sure your mummy thinks it's normal at your age
>>53364196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RddqlctLnk
thugs cry too fa͏m
>>53364238
everybody has their problems, but blokes who whinge about their personal lives like women get no respect, you have to just deal with it on you're own.
>>53364238
>Literally reminds me of kids at school who'd try like that and everybody just thought they were spastics
middle school is tough, its alright to cry kiddo
>>53364193
>>53364196
Sociopaths.
Quite literally. Remember the mentally ill don't know how mentally ill they are.
gonna watch some anime lads
He's not wrong:
https://youtu.be/YVQTOWa8JtE
>>53364287
good for you
>>53364238
1 in 25 people are sociopaths. It's more likely you are speaking to one than some people who think they're hard.
Sociopaths don't feel anxiety, EVER. They may cry but it is only because their own life is in major danger.
Going to try and move to Australia, Europe is fucked desu
>>53364286
>le i found the dunning kruger effect on wikipedia and am trying to apply it to my favorite anime site
>>53364311
you are confusing sociopathy and psychopathy
>>53364287
Good lad
>>53364238
Well sure, everyone has their bad days. But from your description, your life seems perfectly fine but it's just different to when you were a child.
Everyone misses their childhood now and then, but you're talking about topping yourself over it..
fucking hell the autism in /cric/ is embarrassing, won't be going back there again.
>>53364331
They are the same thing according to the new DSMV. In fact they are not used as terms anymore only in pop culture they. Anti-social persaonlity disorder is the real thing and medical term.
>>53364325
Aunt is a psychologist whom I have very long lengthy discussions about psychology with. I've also met tons of sociopaths from being in an asylum I know how to spot them
>>53364238
going out of your way to act like you feel nothing is one thing
but I don't feel this anon is that type of person.
you're mistaking him going out of his way to tell you that you're soft for him going out of his way to be tough.
generally speaking the right thing to do is to err on the side of masculinity and hide your emotions, if not for the sake of social stability (believe it or not, women and children count on men to be role models by being pillars of stability), then just for the fact that, even though yeah I get the whole expressing yourself when it's authentic, but it's really probably not as authentic as it feels like it is to you in the bigger picture.
and that's how these anons telling you stiff upper lip are right. just as you say 'the mentally ill don't know how mentally ill they are', one could reflect that 'soft faggots don't know how soft they are'.
It is written. Emotions are for faggots.
>>53364346
Holy fucking shit, for the 2nd time I'm not that guy.
I just can't stand these fedora tippers who think they actually impress people in the real world by being 'le tough edgy guy who never talks about feelings'
It stems as a slightly more advanced and aged version of that sad kid in school who'd let bullies punch him and it would quite clearly hurt but he'd go 'I don't mind, it didn't hurt I'm not bothered if you hit me' whilst he winced in pain. Everybody knew he felt pain and nobody ever had some deep found respect for him, but he somehow thought he was being what he thought was a 'real man' and gaining respect
>not listening to /lit/'s hypersphere in audio format
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htlbpz1osFM
>only one more episode until Claire dies
Fuck, I'm not strong enough to go through this again.
>>53364381
The stiff upper lip mentality is the reason why Britain is filled with so many mentally ill people
>>53364381
You type like a 15 year old. Read a book
>>53364381
Sorry but you're a fucking mong.
I was hardly complaining about my life to my girlfriend mate, I was bitching on an anonymous imageboard known for people sharing stuff like this (hence feelguy). If you think that I should take much more than that from anons on the internet then you probably invest more into this place than you should. You're conflating everything so badly
>>53364400
Thought about buying it desu but ive no idea what id say if someone came over and asked what it was
>>53364381
Fucking hell are all American's this spasticated?
It's like reading textspeak
strongly considering buying a prostate massager
>>53364411
no it isn't, its because we're a nanny state full of single mothers, drugs, no moral values or direction, if we were less stubborn it would be worse
>>53364395
it's not about being tough, just normal advice in the real world. Men are expected to be strong and stoic while women are emotional, it's like that in all societies, despite what feminism might tell you.
if you 'show your feelings' in front of people they'll just think your a pathetic faggot trust me, with your mates it's okay but you don't ever want to reveal that side of you to women or your work
>>53364395
Look, it's just what is expected of us by society. If you want to cry on someone's shoulders now and then, no one is going to stop you.
But if you think everyone secretly wants to talk about their feelings all the time, but aren't because of pretending to be 'an tough guy' then you're just being arrogant.
>>53364411
no it's not mate, because, look at it from the other end, if not for it, we'd just be dead
what you are calling mental illness is the artefact of impending death. just a side effect. no causal link going on there.
>>53364434
I read a book a day like the great warren buffet says "the more you learn, the more you learn"
>>53364437
yeah you're right in a sense, it's contextual. but in my personal opinion it's best to just forego it altogether.
anyway if it means anything I'm sorry you're feeling down.
>You fucking what?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3392088/GCSE-pupils-taught-nation-s-earliest-inhabitants-Africans-Britain-English.html
>>53364494
Exactly the point mate.
It's fucking 4chan. Holy fucking shit are people really this fucking dense?
>Man talks on 4chan about regularly discussed issue
>Retard brigade comes along acting tough on the internet acting like they don't have anxiety
>HOPE YOU'RE NOT LIKE THIS IN FRONT OF PEOPLE THEY WONT RESPECT YOU
wew lad.
>>53364512
>>53364494
Having a stiff upper lip is supressing emotions. The first thing you learn in psychology is that supressing emotions is the root cause of most of peoples problems.
Literally fuck off lads.
Really i think brits have just become weak, we've been living in a comfy first world country for too long, so people just invent bullshit in their head like mental illness because they've had no real conflict in their lives
>>53364528
Not even memeing or being ironic anymore but honestly just GLASS the lot to the east of Greece and the west of Ireland and south of Italy
>>53364528
>reading the mail
>getting upset by it
Lads this stuff in Germany is really fucking depressing 2bh
Calm down lads
>>53364553
psychology is literally womans bullshit: the degree
>>53364532
yeah and we're telling you the truth, you sound like a wingey faggot, there is nothing wrong with your life so just get a grip
>>53364569
Mental Illness isn't an invention.
hearing voices and and seeing things is serious.
>>53364494
regular women and not mean slags like guys who cry and show their feelings in a transparent way. obviously no one likes a super touchy touchy crybaby but i'm pretty sure intelligent women like guys who show their feelings to them
>>53364592
>In work the other day
>Some guy says he doesn't know much about it but he will vote to stay in
>Said it is immoral for us to have nuclear weapons when North Korea can't and we shouldn't be the ones who decide, so we should get rid of ours or allow NK to develop theirs.
It's all over mate. The most successful political indoctrination of our time has now reared its head and shown the results
>>53364569
I could agree with this, In the old days you'd be the happiest fucker in town if you got some meat in your supper.
Now it's
Just woke up remembering that there were days I used to wake up worried about my French homework and whether my gf would like my hair as I listened to Taking Back Sunday and thought it was deep
>Going to kill myself because of it
Seriously, what the fuck lads?
>>53364596
Yep definitely suffering from delusions of granduer. Diagnosis: Memelord!
>>53364596
>Calls degrees 'womans bullshit'
>Calls people 'wingey (??) faggots' for a perfectly valid feeling
Are you that same lad down the pub who works in a shop or works on a building site and knows how he'd fix the country in five easy steps?
>>53364612
>regular women and not mean slags like guys who cry and show their feelings in a transparent way.
No they don't, crying in front of a woman is possibly the most effective pussy repellent ever.
>>53364657
It's Fat Cam mate. He's literally the biggest walking meme there is
>when your duvet is a couple inches too short
REEEEEEE
>>53364631
I'm guessing you have missed my humour somewhat.
Has /brit/ sunk so low that we don't even recognise deadpan delivery and hyperbolic humour anymore?
You're all either retarded or rasheeds, it's what British humour is known for.
I didn't even think people wouldn't grasp that, even on 4chan.
>>53364553
yes because it's perfectly feasible to live in a world where suppressing emotions isn't the default
suppression of feelings and instincts isn't the default upon which life civilisation has been allowed to emerge out of some primitive state of absolute nihilism
if psychologists are telling you that it's categorically okay for everyone to not suppress themselves as a rule of thumb then they are diseased human beings who some how fell through the rungs of credence into their job
in fact I'm currently talking with a woman who does social work and she's one of the biggest wrecks of a person I've interacted with
psychology really is a bit of a farce and think of how big of a hypocrite it makes to you pull the whole 'but they're an authority' card
psychology gained any sort of authority through taking advantage of a vulnerable post-war world.
>>53364691
>when your duvet is just the right size
>>53364657
>takes a psychology degree seriously
>talks about his perfectly happy life but wants to kill himself on 4chan
reddit alert
>>53364693
People are just that ridiculous here, nothing instantly comes across as hyperbolic anymore.
Got commend you on your save though
>The only reason why you didn't find me funny is because you're either rasheeds or retarded
>>53364693
/brit/ is a complete and utter cesspit now. It's filled with complete memelords that cannot articulate an argument over than shouting buzzwords, strawmans and memes.
>>53364699
>in fact I'm currently talking with a woman who does social work and she's one of the biggest wrecks of a person I've interacted with
A lot of people get into psychology to understand there own mental illness, that is why so many psychologists and such are like that.
>>53364717
Why don't you take psychology seriously?
>he takes memes seriously
>he uses them as arguments
lol
>>53364605
no they aren't
if literally anyone can take a few tabs of LSD and hear voices and hallucinate then a person who has those experiences habitually is in all truth no different.
they're just in a different position.
and in that way mental illness very much so is just an invention. an theoretical convenience, to be specific.
>>53364605
sure, but lots of people just fake it for the attention
>>53364706
what is the purpose of this
>>53364660
ugh it depends on the context and on how you do it, i mean crying or getting touchy within the first hour you meet her is obviously a bad move but generally they are going to expect you as the relationship progresses to expose your softer side since it's part of being human
>>53364612
this is what I believed from about 18-24.
it isn't true.
maybe when you're balls deep in marriage with your wife can you really at all begin to open up to her but in any situation other than that, no, you're just burdening the woman with your selfish bollocks.
>>53364717
>Calls an academic field of study
>Uses memes as his criticism
Take a seat, mate
>>53364691
I have a king size quilt on my double bed to avoid this problem
>>53364739
grabbing at straws Tbh
I hate sturgeon but who gives a toss if she has a £180 jacket?
>>53364735
>he unironically studied psychology
wew lad
>>53364691
>when your duvet bunches up inside your duvet cover
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEE
>>53364657
He works in a factory hahahahah
>>53364738
Bait.
as someone who has psychosis, they are nothing alike. Try walking down the city centre thinking every single camera is being controlled by the government to follow you, looking up to your window in the morning seeing a halo and then hearing the voice of God telling you that you should kill yourself, or how about thinking that your family are part of a secret cult that are trying to trap you under the house in their secret lair ready to cook you alive.
Hallucinations are more than hearing and seeing things. Imagine beeing in a bad trip all the time.
>>53364739
I like how it also accuses Cameron of only wearing ASDA wellies to be a poser.
>>53364731
It wasn't really a save as much as, if you can't tell me bitching about how shit it feels and my obviously over the top response of 'I'll kill myself' then you obviously watch too much American 'comedy' or you're just not very bright
good morning lads
>"great" britain
>>53364772
>psychology
>an academic field of study
I'm dying lad
>>53364767
No, they don't want it m8, they might say they do to seem understanding but women legit hate men who show emotions, they love strong stoic men who remind them of their father
I am a very fat egotistical man with a face that looks like I had a stroke and I take my anger out on the world by venting on 4chan, oh I also work in a factory and my name is Cameron and despite believing in moral values and social decay I do not take care of my weight nor do I believe in psychology which is helping a lot of my fellow countrymen AMA
>>53364783
Agree 2bh, wish they would hang the SNP out to dry for their completely irresponsible financial planning for independence (given $35-40/bbl oil).
They should have lost all credibility by now.
>>53364739
what about cameron's jacket then?
Sorry lads.
I didn't realise we were surrounded by mongos who work in factories/retail and the like.
Don't reply to me if you don't have a degree from a top uni
>>53364802
look lads, we've got another one who makes shit up to get attention
>>53364708
are the oreos shopped in?
>>53364771
idk what women you have been dating but i don't see what's the purpose of a gf if you can't speak openly with her after a while. i mean you can just go to a prostitute if all you do is small talk and fuck
>>53364832
>psychology
>something people study
>at academic schools, colleges & universities
>not an academic field of study
t. Chem Eng grad
time for a morning wank i think
>>53364867
No, she just really likes Oreos
>>53364858
>his 'degree' is in psychology
it's like gender studies tier, not even memeing
>>53364851
doesn't fit the narrative
>>53364849
yeah that's hilarious
their whole campaign depended on oil going to something like $200/barrel
gonna need a new thread
>>53364887
are they the same girl? look a bit different
thought the thumb looked a little out of place in the last one
>>53364832
Yes, we should ignore all of the articles that have been verified by scientists published by psychology just because some random person on the internet said so.
We should shut down all mental asylums down and stop producing drugs that psychiatry invented, we should also stop therapy because it's useless and a meme! Lol! We should all be contrarian and loving like me. Lads I am so moral and loving PLEASE PAY ATTENTION.
>>53364859
I'll take a picture of my meds dickhead
>>53364901
but this is the last /brit/ ever
>>53364888
My degree isn't in psychology.
I know you're a bit slow mate, it must be hard to keep the brain ticking in a factory all day, doing what immigrants do, but this is an anonymous imageboard and you shouldn't think everybody is the same person.
>>53364907
lad, doctors prescribe drugs to anyone who asks for them, they just do it to shut up the fakers
>>53364907
all mental asylums have been shut down mate. they closed in the 80s.
>>53364898
>no audio
But that's where all the comedy is
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1452421036991.webm
>>53364905
Yes they're the same, if you have manlet tiny hands you will also struggle to hold 3 packs of oreos la
>>53364898
fucking mindless drones
gas the sheep, gas them!!
>>53364802
the problem isn't that you actually believe those things
believe, honest to God believe, implies a sort of clarity
what psychosis is is the relativisation of that mental clarity, such that you begin to, in a way, begin what you don't actually believe
so no, they are not fundamentally different. obviously they have their superficial differences, but they are the same thing, fundamentally. and, again, in that way, mental illnesses are academic constructs, not real things.
by the way what you're describing is what is called delusion, which, yes, is not identical to hallucination, but they both ultimately stem from the same relativity, as I explained above.
>>53364943
they went in
>>53364914
>all this butthurt
are you sure you don't want to cry, show your feelings? eat a tub of ice cream darling and watch some netflix
>>53364815
As I said, people are really fucking stupid on /brit/. Compared to Poleaboo for example, the idea of you wanting to top yourself because you're not an emo anymore is pretty plausible m8.
You can keep saying "IT IS FUNNY YOU RETARD!", but tbqh lad hyperbolic statements are basically sarcasm which is the lowest form of wit. So don't quit your day job just yet.
>>53364954
I can think of something else she would struggle to hold, if you understand my meaning
>>53364982
>butthurt
fuck off yank
>>53364887
>tfw no qt south Korean police woman wife to come home to
>>53364887
Why does that medal have the pepsi logo in the middle?
>>53365000
>gif
fuck off
>>53364832
then again it's important to note out for these autists that 'strong and stoic' does not mean dead inside
what women love about a man who hides is emotions is not that he is hiding them, but that he CAN hide them, because that takes strength of character, resolve.
men who don't have any emotions in the first place and just walk around dead inside are just as repellant to women as fagging crybabies.
>>53364984
>but tbqh lad hyperbolic statements are basically sarcasm which is the lowest form of wit. So don't quit your day job just yet.
??????
Deadpan delivery isn't sarcasm mate, neither are hyperboles in all cases.
This is exactly the kind of retardation I'm talking about.
It's a silly statement anyway, because I'd say it's not. Only need to look at over the top 'IN YOUR FACE THIS IS THE JOKE' American humour and see why they don't understand ours to see it isn't.
>>53364982
>I have a good job, thanks to my degree (not psychology, but wouldn't care if it was)
>He works in a factory like an immigrant
>I literally use people like him as an example of what I didn't want to end up like
wew
Big winner over here lads
Part of their crest.
>>53364858
undergrad in maths from bristol
your just a sissy man
Friendly Reminder that /brit/ is a bully free zone with a zero tolerance policy
>>53364929
Got my diagnosis via being sectioned involuntary. Didn't even know I was mentally ill nor did I claim I was until then so fuck off.
>>53364943
How did you find that so fast?
>>53365087
delet this
>>53365066
not everyone with a good job needs a degree, or even higher education, stop trying to make out that your piece of paper is the end all of everything
>>53365066
not buying it m8, you seem like one of those losers with nothing going for you, people with legit great lives don't need to brag about it on chinese forums
>>53364870
you don't have to express yourself authentically and intimately by spewing your feelings all over her you can do it through other things like physical closeness or sex or just being together in any way at all.
might sell all of my stuff on eBay lads
>>53365066
But your joke was literally intended to be 'over the top' humour.
Downloading the Memetian lads
