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Beth edition
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need a cuddle
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might have a wank
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>>53116287
Britain's great, why would he want to go anywhere else. Blame France for ignoring their obligation to fingerprint him under international law, if they had we could have sent him straight back there and he'd be their problem now.
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post coverfus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfHrMuigGeI
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nth for swim nigga swim
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*fears the reaper*
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business idea: buy goods at a low price and sell them at a high price
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/ck/ is a really comfy subchan
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>>53116350
business idea: buy goods at a low price and sell them at a high price as low priced
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>go to bed at 11pm
>wake up at 5am

not a fan of this tbH

gonna be tired all day now ffs
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This is now a Niamh, Kate and Ciara edition.
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>>53116357
/ck/ posters have serious psychological problems, they're just better at hiding them than a board like /mu/
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>>53116337
Please UK, France and Germany are basically the same in terms of living standards, this migrant crisis is driving me insane, they'll never stop coming and when they're here they'll just shit out train loads of kids and replace the native population over the next 100 years and all the mainstream media can do is suck up them.

Sink the fucking boats, castrate the men, shoot the women.
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Sersh lads
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business idea: purchase shares in >>53116370's business, wait for them to be worth more, then sell them
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Business idea: import drugs from overseas and sell them in australia
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doin a wank
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business idea: run a successful business
we'll go to Duncan first
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>>53116382
This is the Yorkshire Pudding guy, right?
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thread idea: impose (You) tariffs on yanks
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>>53116382
Are all /ck/ cucks this fat?
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>>53116414
Smuggle Lego and vidya instead, same profit margin with a fraction of the risk and prison time if you're caught
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Business idea: Invest in low priced homes in need of renovation, fix them, and rent them out to unsuspecting families with no knowledge of the dangerous area the homes are in
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Cara

www.youtube.com/watch?v=twWii40Vy9s
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>chips and salsa
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>>53116382

what the fuck did he make?
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>>53116452
Don't play dumb
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business idea invent a time machine then go back in time and invent facebook
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Business idea: produce drugs in australia to undercut competition
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thought: have business ideas
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>>53116460

I'm not
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>>53116476
We all know that's a classic yank dish
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Business idea: mine bitcoins, sell them for 602.47 AUD a piece
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Who was the Brit who posted the thing about a group chat with his ex-girlfriends? Whoever it was might wamma check this out, it was posted to some clickbait shit online here:
http://likes.com/g/16787817?v=n8mUDDVYicSsxvPxOhNhojdG1Agl1F7TR4E0&page=1
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redpill me on beth
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business idea: market >>53116475's business ideas
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Stolen composite business idea: go back in time, mine bitcoins when they were worth half a cent, sell them for $1000 each and become richer than Bill Gates
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>>53116472
bikers will neck ya
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Business idea: locate the yank trying to produce drugs in Australia, give him time to accumulate wealth then rob him for all he's got
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business idea: business idea
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>>53116552
>>53116542
I want out!
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business idea: order 66
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Business idea: Buy Haiti, expel the occupants, level the current structures, and build a haven for the rich seeking refuge from international tax laws

Secondary business idea: Invent the time machine, go back in time, become Dave Matthews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1VZeybqjLM
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business idea: have have have have a wee wee wee wee do do do do a poo poo poo poo have have have have a go go go go get get get get involve volve volve volve give give give giving out out out out bit bit bit bit cold out out out out
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>>53116565
I'm willing to part with $27.13 AUD and all the pocket lint I have on me at the moment for a 70% share in your company.
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biz thought: business ideas
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business idea: The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

In a sense, the Beatles are emblematic of the status of rock criticism as a whole: too much attention paid to commercial phenomena (be it grunge or U2) and too little to the merits of real musicians. If somebody composes the most divine music but no major label picks him up and sells him around the world, a lot of rock critics will ignore him. If a major label picks up a musician who is as stereotyped as can be but launches her or him worldwide, your average critic will waste rivers of ink on her or him. This is the sad status of rock criticism: rock critics are basically publicists working for major labels, distributors and record stores. They simply highlight what product the music business wants to make money from.
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kids, say no to collectplus
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business idea: spinning
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>>53116651
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>>53116676
whatdyu get
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>>53116683
I Wanna Hod Your Hand is a pretty gay song title for supposed sex symbols desu
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Toddler is a weird word
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Business idea: Invent the time machine, go back in time, become Dave Matthews TWICE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URTq-94fZ6w

THEN start a street gang and take over all other street gangs and drug markets on the continent via brute force and ruthless determination.
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>>53116692
custom sonichu amiibo and pin badge set
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doing a patriotic duty
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>>53116699
it was what they used to break into the american charts in 1963
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business idea: sell recreational drugs to teens and young adults
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>>53116382
fucking ja/ck/ does it again
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Business idea: Invent the time machine, travel back in time and kill OP's mother before he is born
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Eating a burger
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>>53116740
FOY
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toddler? I hardly know her lmao
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business idea: go back in time, give the first cave people HIV to wipe out the human race, come back and rule over my global kingdom of animals and monkey sex slaves
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>dad just woke up
>he was supposed to be at work at 6:15
>I've been awake since 6pm yesterday
>soon he'll be a neet like me
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>>53116740
Noticed you're moving in on our turf there m8
Paid your protection fee, yet? It'd be a shame if something were to... happen... to that pretty nose of yours.
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Business idea: pretend to be homeless and beg people for spare change
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>>53116767
not a bad idea
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>>53116775
what the FUCKS his fucking job you prick
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conglomerate ponder: biz thoughts
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business idea: sell calendars in Canada
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>>53116775
Devilish
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs
sting was a qt
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Business idea: never answer the home phone when it rings
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>>53116775
How will he support your NEETdom when he's unemployed?

If you had a job, you'd have learn these sort of long-term planning skills and wouldn't be in this mess.
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lads you have to hear this absolute banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSeNSzJ2-Jw
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>>53116828
Business idea: never answer any phone when it rings
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gf just sent me this
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>>53116831
They can grow mary jane together
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im a bit cummy
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>>53116845
*five nights at freddys avatar*

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Who's watching this in DECEMBER? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
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>>53116828
Why not get rid of the landline altogether now you don't need it for the internet?
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>>53116775
wish i had a dad
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>>53116845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mssm8Ml5sOo
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business idea: find out who tf up and monetize the information
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>>53116856

no hips whore, desu
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>>53116843
DELETE THIS
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>tfw playing Mass Effect
woah....
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>>53116867
i still live at home and mum uses it
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>>53116871
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>>53116871
Well then good news, I can 100% guarantee that you do have one. He may be dead, absent or a sperm doner, but he's still your dad.
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>>53116893
You better pick the correct girl
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business idea sell my sexy little boipucci to the highest bidder
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business idea: charge mandem to smash dat like button for real nigga hours feel me
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>>53116871
you think you do but dads are overrated
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>>53116900
no mate thats my dad
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>>53116900
wish i had a dad who was alive
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business wonder: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sGmmxUQWig
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wow i just had hella deja vu... i'm pretty sure i come from the future because i get deja vu pretty frequently
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>>53116389
Are you caliqt?
Do you use Steam?
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>>53116923
idunno
Mine's a bit of a hardass about handling money but he taught me how to shoot guns and drink good beer.
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>>53116928
Nah, he'd probably just shag your girlfriend
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>>53116912
cornwall
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>>53116893
>>53116910
he means ash btw in case that wasn't clear

you're not some kind of pervert who wants to fuck aliens with tentacle heads are you?
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band idea: Deja and the Vus
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>>53116948
wish i had a girlfriend
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Hobby idea: learn how to ride a motorcycle
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Band idea: Free Beer
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WooooOOOOoooow lads
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Business idea: sell dads to people whos dads are dead or walked out on them
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>>53116977
Nah, she'd probably just shag your dad
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business idea: adopt a /brit/ poster
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>>53116983
>not selling dads to kids who walked out on their dads
I'm out
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>>53116982
Can i have some undies?
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Business idea: listen to the same song over and over again until you HATE IT
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>>53116910
Seeing as there are only two options for romance in ME1 yes I will be
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business idea for hiroyuki: i'd buy a 4chan pass if they reduced the post cooldown to like 30 seconds
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>>53116953
fucking trannies is more perverted than tentacle girls
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business idea: father laundering
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>go on /x/
>muh flat earth
>muh demons
>muh aliens
>muh skinwalkers
>muh inlewoods
>muh creeeeepypasties
>muh secret societies
>muh spooooky pictures
>muh moon conspiracy
>muh astral projection
>muh scaaaaary movies
>muh dreams
>muh celebrities
>muh dk rap hidden agenda
where is the paranormal
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>>53116308
Jesus christ, she's perfect. Is there any context to her?
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>>53117006

I want to fund this idea
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Fantastic idea: listen to this song, www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU54WpQNYic
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>>53116949
See >>53116944
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>>53116308
question: what is that icon in between voicemail and vibrate?

saw it on my phone the other day and couldn't figure out what it was for the life of me
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>>53116995
This is a very sinister post
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>>53117018
this is not true

you, or whoever you got this image from made this up
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business idea move to thailand and pay for sex with ladyboys then shitpost in the british section of a japanese-american cartoon website
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why did that aussies post about pakis get deleted?
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anyone got any business ideas?

could use some tbH
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>>53117055
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contemplating whether to try the whole stay awake until 9pm meme so my sleep schedule gets back on track

it usually doesn't work and makes things 10x worse but i'm desperate tbqh
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D I R T B O Y S
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>>53117026
That's basically what happens on /x/ lad
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>>53117033
Yes but it's for my closest friends only mate
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>>53117055
that lad asked me to delete my post so i actually did it because i'm an absolute madman hahahaha
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business idea: blockade naboo
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Business idea: Go your way, I'll take the long way round
I'll find my own way down, as I should
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>>53117077
I thought you weren't a normie
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>>53117027
She's a troll account, listed in every area of the UK and yes's everyone so basically every tinder user matches with her
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>>53117008
She's in 2 and 3 as well and her chebs get bigger

>>53117046
Are you calling me a liar?
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>>53117082
A communications disruption can mean only one thing.
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>>53117067
E X S T A T I C

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>>53116982
can you swing us some pairs lad
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did i ask for some chinky island rats opinion who cant even say what county hes from
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>>53117056
business idea: replace van/lorry reversing noise with 'allahu ackbar'
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>>53116982
lend us some of your old pairs la
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corner shop contemplation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV-HPOHu8mY
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business idea: move to Thailand and start a youtube channel about thailad, build and audience and collect money off the videos
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>>53117092
>Are you calling me a liar?
yes, either that or gullible because if you didn't make that up then you've been lied to yourself
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>>53116382
>ja/ck/posting on /brit/
Didn't expect this here desu
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>>53117089
I have 3 close friends at the most
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>>53117090
That's terrible. I'm sorry you guys have to go through that.
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business idea: find a way to convert canadians into thermal energy
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brendan fraser
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>2016
>not listening to weeb rap

https://youtu.be/WU54WpQNYic?t=28s
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>>53117132
reeee
Post steam
We're all close friends at /brit/
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business idea: listen to this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqRqleZ7EOE
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>>53117092
Most likely yes, I went with the brown lesbian route in 3 but hopefully I can carry my saves over and continue with Liara all the way through
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>>53117124
I didn't make it up and I don't believe it, I just found the image via google and saved it for a laugh
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In a corner with some sad music, a bottle, and my shotgun right now lads
What is your opinion on such matters?
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>>53117190
do a flip
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asked this guy in wildy to kill me and hes gonna do it
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>>53117038
it's NFC
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>>53117176
>brown lesbian
specialist traynor? i fucking hate her with a passion, she's the worst fucking character in the entire fucking series

also
>playing femshep
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>>53117199
That may not end well for the wall behind me tbqh
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>>53117203
absolute madman
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>>53117176
>femshep
what are you doing
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>>53117203
nice bait mate
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>https://youtu.be/WU54WpQNYic?t=28s [Embed]
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>>53117212
I thought she was okay.
>>53117233
The reason I play femshep is because I like the voice acting better and male shep is so fucking bland it bores me to tears. Feels like he's ripped straight from Gears of War. That's just me though.
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18 quid for a return to london from brighton. Are you having a laugh
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>>53117262

we dirt boys
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>she says i'm a sweeterman
What did he mean by this?
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>>53117097
never forget
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There was a brit band that have 2 vocalists, girl and boy. I forgot the song title but it has something like -phonic word. Anyone?
They're colorful and dancing on their music video clip, anyone?
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>>53117270
she's such a fucking insufferable nerd, when she asked me to play chess in my cabin i wanted to tell her to go fuck herself so badly

also i can't abide shitskins on my ship
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>>53117221
>>53117242
he said to wait cos he was getting his lower lvl account but i think he was just seeing how long i would wait
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>>53117280
Drake’s dichotomy as an artist is sometimes forgotten. Whilst he has been know to drop less savoury verses where women are treated as “bitches & hoes,” he’s known by the wider public as a sensitive soul – a rarity in this genre. His subject matter has projected his music to a much larger audience who view him as a breath of fresh air in an era of misogyny.

This dichotomy is present even in these lines. The girl making eyes at Drake is independent, and isn’t looking for a long term relationship. And from his dating history, we can tell he isn’t one too concerned with official titles (despite the content of some of his songs), so friends with benefits seems like a natural fit!
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idk
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>>53117280
you're a peadophile
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>>53117305
>peadophile

I shall alert the Poddington police department at once.
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>>53117203
you a member la?
OSR ?
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TIL that the 2003 invasion of Iraq was initially called "Operation Iraqi Liberation", but was quickly changed to "Operation Iraqi Freedom" due to the acronym spelling out "OIL". (en.wikipedia.org)
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>>53117298
What about Admiral Keith David?
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>>53117203
wanna buy some rsgp?
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>>53117322
yeah senpai
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>>53117302
*upvotes* (+20)
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>>53117293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFLA2elVHmc
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>>53117328
bet that got at least 3k
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really don't like anyone itt
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>>53117293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3RjCiq1ICY

?
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>>53117347
Very funny, my asean friend
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>>53117331
yeah nah he's alright

traynor was literally a paki, i wanted kelly from me2 back
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TIL most Japanese schools do not employ janitors or custodians. The Japanese education system believes that requiring students to clean the school themselves teaches respect, responsibility, and emphasizes equality. (ehow.com)
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>>53117368
555
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FM or AM radio?
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>>53117392
AM for footy

FM for choons
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>>53117375
i can't imagine that system works very well
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"Hotline Bling" also received criticism for the perceived sexist and controlling attitude expressed by the male narrator toward his female ex in its lyrics. Carol H. Hood of The Frisky described the song as "an incredibly salty and self-centered rant about an ex having the courage to move on."[22] Allyson Shiffman of Bullett took issue with the "super sexist lyrics," explaining that "while [the song is] packaged as a good old fashioned 'Why doesn't bae like me anymore?' Drake tune," what it is "really saying is, 'You used to wanna bone me all the time and now that I’ve left the 6, you’ve gotten a life of your own and I’m not okay with that.'"[23] Tahirah Hairston of Fusion wrote that, in the song, "Drake is distraught that his ex has moved on," but because he "opts for condescendingly slut-shaming her" and "dictating where she does and doesn’t belong," it "comes off so petty that you forget his feelings are hurt."[24]
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>>53117339
nice, I would play OSR if I could move my old stats over from the newer RS.
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>>53117364
THATS IT!
Thanks very much, been looking for it.

Have some gf for you buddy
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>>53117404
we're all going to die one day and we deserve it
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>>53117364
>the uploaded has not made this video available in your country
not impressed one bit
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>>53117435
Importing foreign media without a permission sli from the government is a criminal offence in australia, no?
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>>53117434
Just feeling particularly vulnerable and emotional right now. Sitting here wondering how my life is going to end, when indeed, it finally does. Worse yet, thinking about how my SO's life will end and hope he does not suffer. It all just gets to me sometimes, so much so, that I start to feel pain in my heart. I've experienced loss several times in my life already, and it's so, just so, well, incredibly painful. So here we are, doing the best we can in living our lives as full as we can, but all the while knowing it's going to come to an end and leave others behind. How do you deal with it, when it hits? Any advice from my comrades here? I can't shake it right now.
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mornin' lads, what's on the gay agenda for today?
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>>53117453
no
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>>53117328
it wasn't primarily about oil, or nuclear weapons, and the west wasn't afraid of saddam. it was chiefly because saddam was a former ally that went against the west during the gulf war. the coaliton chose not to invade iraq nad not remove saddam from power provided he co-operate, they expected him to be a grateful vassal and instead, he went completely anti-west, completely militaristic and transformed iraq into a pariah state.

the west was never going to let that kind of treatment slide, he refused to be beaten into submission and therefore he had to be terminated, as an example
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>>53117473
going to have bum sex with my bf
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtFkJfbgJuE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MopfnrGROAg
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going to do a poo
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>>53117454
It's not going to matter when it happens, nothing will. So don't worry about it.
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I would like to know what love is
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm feeling a bit ooerific
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Imagine how great the middle east could be if they never adopted Islam, the cradle of civilisation turned into a shithole. It's tragic really.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc
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rate me
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good night lads, I'll check this in the morning and see all of the sweet replies you left me xx
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>>53117517
glad god doesn't exist otherwise i'd have cause to hesitate before slitting people's throats in the back of my van 2bh
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>>53117517
thanks for the advice brother xoxoxox
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>>53117537
>eu flag

fuck off
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>>53117454
the only two certainties of life are birth and death lad. you can build churches or burn them die, we all die in the end. there's no real point worrying about the inevitable.
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>>53117537
2/10 looks literally retarded
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSBVH5Jwm4A
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just messaged a girl on tinder
let's see if I get a reply
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>>53117555
not gonna lie i copied my post from a 2 year old reddit post
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>>53117558
if i was retarded do you think i'd have a gf that looks this sexy
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>>53117532
>no islam
>no crusades
>feudalism never ends
>no renaissance
>no industrial revolution
>no electronics
>no anime
>no computers
>no world wide web
>no 2ch
>no 4chan
>no /brit/
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>>53117581
you wont
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who /dayoffwork/ here la?

neets need not apply
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>>53117550
People that need God to be an excuse not to be an arsehole is why we need religion. Thankfully that's not the majority.
>>53117551
You're welcome, you'll find your own way to deal with it one day, everyone goes though this in some form or another I would expect.
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you used to call me on my cell phone
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>>53117619
just wait lad I have this little mynx wrapped around my finger
>>
>>53117589
yeah thought so. The SO was a bit gay 2bh.

in any case yer
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>>53117621
Jealous tb
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUMiZKyM6AA

I truly wish I were dead now
>>
>>53117614

>no crusades


that would probably still happen, but instead of mussies it'd be Zoroastrianism probably
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me n the boys
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>>53117659
Fuck this guy, he's the same one who made the horrible chicken as well?
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>>53117658
Isn't your work day almost finished?
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>>53117665
https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=zag0AQAAQBAJ
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>>53117693
>"""""work"""""

He has a very loose definition of this word
>>
>>53117693
2:21PM m8
>>
*whispering*
oi
want some mongolian vowel separators blud
t᠎bh f᠎am s᠎mh
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gonna eat some cherrios then i might go back to bed
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>>53117659
BLOODY HELL YANK GENOCIDE FUCKING WHEN?
>>
s᠎mh t᠎bh f᠎am
>>
>>53117699

does it ever bring up zoroastrianism?
>>
>>53117659
why do American adults dress like literal children
>>
German police in the city of Cologne have finally admitted that the mass sex attack on German girls near the city’s famous cathedral on New Year’s Eve involved at least 1,000 nonwhite invaders, that at least one rape occurred, that the crowd hurled incendiary devices at the German public and the police—and that they were made up of recently arrived Arabic-speaking “refugees.”

http://www.dailystormer.com/mass-cologne-sex-attack-1000-attackers/

http://www.spiegel.de/panorama/justiz/koeln-60-frauen-erstatten-anzeige-nach-sexuellen-uebergriffen-an-silvester-a-1070418.html
>>
>tfw started looking at graduate jobs

It's so fucking depressing. I want money, but I don't want to be stuck in an office 9-5 in some shit grey city for the next 5 or whatever years of my life. I'm getting old, in 2017 I'll be turning 24. I'd rather fuck off to mainland Europe and work in a bar or hostel for a year, travel a bit, meet people.

But I'm tired of being poor, these graduate jobs offer ~£35k starting...
>>
beth is from bath.

hahahah imagine that
mental
>>
>>53117772
i too am baka desu senpai
>>
>>53117795
1 MILLION
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>>53117621

Me. Such an incredible feeling finishing up a gym session and realising you don't have to do anything for the entire rest of the day.
>>
>>53117784
only in reference to persia, which it mentions quite a lot as having had its pre islamic culture squashed by all the technological and cultural advances rasheedism brought
>>
>>53117806
>I'm getting old, in 2017 I'll be turning 24.

I hope you have to sign on and your life turns to shit, don't tell lies on the internet
>>
>>53117806
Rest of europe is shit, suck it up.
>>
>>53117807
think you mean belfast m8

t. she accepted my freind request
>>
>>53117806
>tfw we are the same age
>tfw I'm not even in uni for what I want to do yet

reeee
>>
>>53117795
>dailystormer.com
hmmm
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>>53117846
Sweden, why have you closed your borders to the poor defenceless refugees?

Seems a bit racist
>>
woke up too early for work because I'm scared of being late
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>>53117795
>refugees fucking with germans
prodding at a sleeping lion
>>
>>53117859
if it makes you feel better I'm about to complete a 5 year degree in a field that I don't enjoy.
>>
>>53117880
Yeah I thought it was about time we stop with the charity, told them to shut it down! I says to the big man "Now we stop!" and he obliged.
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>>53117842
fuck are you on about
>>
>>53117883
iktf lad
i literally can't stop myself from being 15-30 minutes early for everything
>>
>>53117884
Kek, what is this from?
>>
>>
>>53117880
elias is making me feel feels i don't want to feel
>>
>>53117919
>23
>claim to be getting old

You're either a liar or a moron and either way I hope you never get a job
>>
>>53117806
>he hasn't thought of a genius Business idea
bleak
>>
>>53117926
no clue but FX shows are usually shit

>>53117930
wanna fight?
>>
>>53117942
alright calm down grandpa
>>
>>53117930
I drive.
>>
>>53117926
the man in the high castle i think
>>
>>53117945
I actually have. Got a few apps on my mind.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqJ-Shv3kEw
>>
>wanna drive?
what do you do?
>>
this is beth's bf
>>
>>53117942
>dat bitterness
i think it might be your male menopause making you like this lad
>>
fictional honkey hours
>>
>>53117997
>dem identical facial features

Clearly her brother
>>
haha forgot the picture for my post lads and its all mucked up now!
>>
>>53117989
tell him i don't have a license haha
>>
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>>53117989
>sorry i can't take pillions until i've got my A2.
>>
>>53117889
if it makes you feel any better, the degree I want to get into takes 4 years hahaha
>>
if it makes you feel any better, i am so so hungry but can't have breakfast just yet
>>
got approached in the city by a bloke who asked me if i wanted to do modelling work for him today
>>
just won $60
>>
just approached some lad for organ harvesting told him id get him some modelling work hahaha
>>
did a yeb bush and made guac lads haha
>>
>>53118075
naked or clothed?
>>
>>53118075
>I nearly got raped today
>>
>>53118107
i knew it

i knew it was either that or gay porn
>>
just earned $60 doing some modelling
>>
really like refn

still havent watched pusher though, his movie about the grimy underground of copenhagen
>>
why isn't /int/ as edgy as /b/?
>>
>>53118165
/b/ is usually where newcomers go
/int/ is the jumping off point for leaving 4chan
>>
just won $6
>>
going to masturbate to video recordings of other people having sex
>>
>>53118127
maya 3D?
>>
>>53118165

Probably comes down to age. the average age of /b/ is probably around 16, and it's probably 22 on /int/
>>
business idea: lottery tickets
>>
>>53118187
wow, great job! :)

>>53118190
degenerate
>>
some scrawny little paki just mugged me and made off with 6 of my hereditary yank dollars
>>
>The main suspect in the latest propaganda video by so-called Islamic State is thought to be British man Siddhartha Dhar, the BBC understands.

We have a new jihadist to kill
>>
>>53118203
the true patrician uses blender
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G'night lads.
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>>53118205
shut ur le nigger faggot face xd
>>
>>53118252
don't wake up x
>>
doing a sleep
>>
When i was a kid i won a copy of the PC version of the Spiderman 2 game which was vastly inferior to the console versions
>>
fucking hell thought my computer had borked it

quite scary ngl

also morning lads
>>
>>53118298
surely you're not serious
>>
>>53117581
>>53117619
wahey she replied
>>
bit dead this morning is it not
>>
>>53118325
the local computer repairman told me that my laptop was broken when i took it up to him but a week later it started working again, then he said that it wont last much longer. It's about a year later now, it's still working :) macbook power!
>>
>>53118317
what was different?
spiderman games were great desu

>>53118363
>mac
repair yourself
>>
Earth is literally the only interesting planet
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>>53118393
>>53118393
>>53118393
>>53118393
>>
Cannot believe I stayed up to 3am reading of all activities

HATE IT
>>
>>53118225
We didn't even kill the last one the Yanks did
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