i've lost control of my life edition
Azusa
i'm going to sleep now so don't reply to me because i won't see it
Hampshire
memes
>>53118393
no, you gained control of your life, and you don't know how to handle it
you were put through school
you have free reign now
it's the freedom that's killing you
>>53118377
hard to explain how shit it was in comparison, if you're curious then go watch videos on it or something
kind of annoyed that i have to cross-thread this btw because of this stupid yank and his early thread
>>53118393
>tfw no direction in life
she
only
>He's a drakeposter
poos
just made a thread on another board
would you mind posting in it?
>>53118500
had alt j on the brain tbhwyl
>>53118482
on
business idea: a site for spectators to bet on pro halo money 8s
i'd be up so much if it was possible
twitch tv acetv
Red team will win 100%
>>53118519
>yanks are such horrible people to be around their general turned into complete dogshit just because they acted like themselves
>decide to turn /brit/ into /cum/ 2.0 because they secretly wish they were still anglos
RIP /brit/, I'll miss u
>>53118533
t. triggered
>>53118517
>alt j
good lad
>>53118533
Agree with this tbqh. Might have to migrate to /bantz/
>>53118533
>judging all of /brit/ solely on real nigga hours
NEET dayposting is just starting, and after-school/work shitposting is always a laugh.
>>53118572
tobehaych morning threads are normally better then this
its a bit dire today
VERY good doujin
http://exhentai.org/g/889673/28fae86427/
>>53118591
Since you gave no context, I'll assume it's gay or /d/ and pass
going to work
cheerio ol' chaps
http://strawpoll.me/6455274
unimportant strawpoii
>>53118533
man australia you really hate us
>>53118596
Your loss
>itou eight
>prison school
>big ass big breasts femdom glasses mind control nakadashi netorare rape schoolgirl uniform stockings
>>53118694
>big ass big breasts femdom glasses mind control nakadashi netorare rape schoolgirl uniform stockings
What do British people like to eat
I'm going to London for business for 3 days this month and I have an entire day to myself in the city. What should I eat?
>>53118737
burger king
>>53118737
Pick any country who's cuisine you've never tried, then go there. thanks to all the immigrants, London has 100% of the world's food options available.
Either that or go to Five Guys and then get a $9 chilli dog from a cart
>go for morning shit in tesco near work
>security guard lad always staring at me as I leave
Bad feel lads just had done school kid stand outside the cubicle waiting for me to finish too
>>53118737
eat your heart out la
>>53118737
national dish is tikka masala
>>53118784
>go for morning shit in tesco near work
Unless you're homeless, what the fuck are you doing. If you use the facilities then you make a token purchase. this is fucking basic and is on the Life In The UK Test, so even if you're an immigrant you should know it.
>>53118823
Oh I always buy a drink I just hate shitting in the office
>>53118823
>be in the city
>leave bar absolutely cunt-eyed
>no way home
>start walking
>have to piss really badly
>see a 24 hr dominos
>stumble in
>use their toilet
>piss mostly in the toilet hopefully
>'slyly' stumble out without buying anything
lmaooo
>>53118786
Would you eat it mixed up or layer by layer?
>>53118839
>Oh I always buy a drink
Oh. then fuck that security guard.
>I just hate shitting in the office
And we're back to "what the fuck are you doing". Why?
business idea: acquire /brit/ merchandise licensing
>>53118393
>I've lost control of my life
I'm not sure that's something any of us here ever had
business idea: not telling you nosey fuckers im saving it for myself
>>53118482
Our Nige
>>53118839
Different lad here.
I hate shitting at the office because there is no gents room on my floor, which makes the one on the other floor very congested and I don't like people waiting for me to finish my poo. I need to relax.
I go to the building next door which has much better lavatories and also belongs to our company. It helps that I'm often there anyway, on meetings and so on.
>>53118858
>not pissing in a bush
fuck off zhang or hello stacey
>>53118872
Just embarrassing having a shit before a meeting when everybody knows you've just had a shit, innit
>>53118937
YES LAD
>>53118944
Good lad. I'm the exact same. Hate having to rush a shit I never feel okay after it
>>53118950
there were police everywhere for some reason so i didnt want to risk it
business idea: taxation
>>53118979
righto lad righto
>>53118952
test
Business idea : taxation without representation
>>53118944
Also the reason there's no gents room on our floor is that it broke down and the admins haven't been able to agree who should be responsible for fixing it for over a year now.
The bitch building administrator and the bitch floor administrator hate each other and refuse to talk it out.
The employees on our floor petitioned to use the Ladies' room instead and that was the one thing they shot down in unison.
And here's the joke: there are only two (out of ~30) females on our floor, and one of them is the floor administrator.
Fuck women tbqh.
business idea: exchange services for currency
>business idea: buy money
I'm a little teapot short and stout
Here is my handle here is my spout
business idea: print money
Why did they unfilter cuck?/
>>53119053
so there are 28 guys on your floor who have to either go somewhere else or not go to the toilet at all?
>>53119093
kek
>>53119093
they didn't want you to feel left out
>>53119093
cuck
>>53119101
Yes.
There's lavatories at two adjacent floors it's just that they're very busy with the extra traffic from ours.
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>>53119093
the wifes bull kicked up a stink about it
thinking bout her
Bullying /cum/ again lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-35229309
Wew lads, I wish he''d ask my wife out.
>>53119151
Me too lad.
I wonder if she's doing a poo now.
>>53119160
good lad
I'm fucking sick of being a wagekuck, something needs to be done
>>53118572
thread was full of tragic yanks basically all day yesterday
>>53119139
baka desu senpai
>>53119200
Same here senpai, doing a cheeky workpost now.
>>53119151
same
>>53119104
>>53119209
fucking newfags every time
>>53118737
Go to Covent Garden, full of nice restaurants
>one day you will get alzheimer's and forget her for good
>>53119209
mate...
as soon as a certain issue is taken care of i believe i shall make ready my plans for the day'sa ctivities
>>53119175
hows italy doin? when you finished?
>>53119249
Forget who?
Reading a manga lads.
>>53119258
It's alright mate, thanks for asking. Moving to Scotland next summer.
Girlfriend keeps snoring, sending her to the doctor cos this shit's getting out of hand
>>53119279
>>53119287
grats x
>>53119272
It's a very intense fight between an thawed caveman and a coked-up Canadian.
gf just cucked me again
/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao
don't even bother to reply
it'll just show I've won lmao
business idea: chaos
>>53119289
>tfw oneitis snores
>tfw its difficult to sleep in the same bed as her
for every (you) you give me, the queen survives another year
>>53119295
Look at them go.
>>53119249
>one day you will lose your ability to cope and jump off a bridge
>>53119287
wait you're not the brit doing erasmus in italy?
>>53119307
*kisses you*
>>53119324
No I've been living here since I was 10.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-35220615
Bionic eyes are here lads
> those fucking eyes
lmao
@53119319
reckon it's about time the old girl died tbqh
nice thread, it would look better on my floor...
>>53119324
hes finished and come back here now
posts with a lancashire flag
>>53119363
gays are just fucking inhumane
>daddy, jock, twink
haven't had sex since september lads
it's really tough
Took a couple of herbal Nytols, it actually works
>>53119351
oh interesting. why scotland? i'm thinking to move to italy in summer from scotland.
>>53119351
Are you the one who can't be arsed learning italian?
>>53119363
>hotelsdotcom
wew targeted advertising
>>53119363
hotel? trivago
>>53119382
FONT
>>53119382
I went nearly two years without a shag, I was starting to feel manic
>>53119384
so why are you stll awake?
lmao fucking idiot
>>53119382
Never had sex, it's probably easier for me tbph
my room is fuckijg freezing all day because only 2 radiators in my house of 7 work
Cunt landlord literally begs us for rent because he has no money, he refuses to get them fixed
Fucking prat
>>53119380
i remember that one time some old fat lad wanted to fuck me while i called him daddy
i fucking hate gays
>>53119363
MEMECITY
E
M
E
C
I
T
Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozBMFYnunrI
>>53119385
Free uni for EU students.
>>53119393
No, I speak it pretty well. Never knew there were so many other /brit/s who were in Italy on here.
>>53119382
>>53119411
I have never in my life shared an intimate experience with another human being
>>53119424
AYY LA FOREST LAKE
Moving soon though, going to miss the lovely area
Just need to find a place now :^)
>>53119382
Yeah the skin on the willy gets thicker if you wank too much watch out la.
It does make it a bit thicker though.
Here's a nice trick: make your arm go numb then wank with that hand, it's like a stranger is doing it.
>>53119430
true. where you going? edimburgo?
>>53119412
Fell asleep at about 9pm, woke up at about 8am. 11 hours of blissful rest
>>53119454
Dunno, still waiting for my offers. Could be Glasgow, Edinburgh, Strath, HW or Stirling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQfF84ackMM
Are there any kuckolding videos where the wife is watching the husband fuck a black girl?
>>53119458
good on you then
>>53119363
>uploading to imgur and then saving it from there to remove exif data
what a pleb
>>53119483
>>53119450
I make like a bird's nest out of toilet paper by wrapping it around my hand. I can cum into that for no clean up other than flushing that down. If I'm really having a go I have several such nests prepared.
>>53119415
Move out, the situation is never going to improve. Your landlord sounds like a wasteman
row row row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily merrily merrily merrily
life is but a dream
>>53119479
no you fucking jungle fever having racist
Bought a 100% cashmere coat on sale lads.
>>53119479
search for "interracial cuckquean"
>>53119468
If its not Glasgow or Edinburgh, don't bother. Why didn't you apply to Saint Andrews?
>>53118532
> you could literally send one text message and get sex instantly from your fuckbuddy
This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went...
Wee wee wee all the way home...
>>53119491
do you think he wears his hat at that angle just about the house?
>>53119529
>>53119529
sounds like a reliable guy desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7cVLE4SaN0
not a fan of this "bryson tiller isn't shit" meme lads
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
How do I become a scientist lads?
>>53119551
>listening to niggers at all
What you up to today lads?
>>53119520
Nah mate I'm no nerd. I just wanna at least have a tertiary education, not really too bothered about where I get it from.
>>53119573
Rorke.
there are actually people outside of 4chan who are scared to come here because they think that this whole site is just nothing but a gathering of the most wretched and villainous bastards that humanity has to offer who just sit around posting gore porn and discussing ways to fuck with people
why are they so dumb?
I'm fucking obssesed with the film "The Room", Tommy Wiseau is fucking hilarious
>>53119577
Girl I share my office with just made us tea.
>>53119605
> wanting normies to come here
fuck off
>>53119605
They think 4chan is just /b/
>>53119602
>posting /brit/ memes like you're one of them
KEKK
U
C
K
>>53119605
they think this is the darkweb lol
new gimmick: being a normie
PLEASE rate
>>53119615
Hahaha, what a great story Mark
gunna post my ''''''libary''''' on /lit/ for the bants tbH
>>53119622
i don't, i just think it's retarded
there are people who are actively trying to get 4chan shut down, and it fucking blows my mind because this place is boring as fuck mostly
>>53119616
Nice lads. Feels good when someone at work makes you a brew and even brings it back to your desk.
>>53119502
I'm only here for another six months, I'm at uni so
I've bought a convection heater anyway. My rooms tiny so it won't take a lot to heat
>>53119429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FB3d8SJrcBU
>>53119626
>unironically being a /pol/lack
>>53119605
There were a bunch of guys I used to go to school with here who thought 4chan was just a site for finding fucked up porn and gore.
>>53119658
>soccer
>>53119687
that's all normies care about really
if it's on the internet and it's not facebook or porn then they're not interested
>>53119685
>/pol/lack
don't get the reference
I'm done talking to you.
a bit boring hahah
> you will never kiss him
>>53119658
give us a link x
>>53119687
One of my friends thought that 4chan was a gathering site for nonces
>got a 1st class degree in compooper science in december
>leaving next week to start working in a hostel in lisbon
is this a bad idea?
>>53119741
Implying its not
>>53119754
Speak for yourself mate
>>53119696
shit name but good read tbH
>>53119730
>>>/lit/7543435
It's bloody cold lads!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir0oZumGNok
rate my tune lads
>>53119767
british weather
>>53119767
>living in the north
>>53119550
first decent Yank post I've seen in a while
>>53119752
that sounds cool af
how did you get the job?
GIVE ME A (YOU)
>>53119816
take you (You) and get off my property
>>53119816
Post more Akkarin
>>53119810
google desu. pay is absolute shit, but it will be an experience.
>>53119833
>>53119835
this is now an akarin thread
>>53119836
what did you google?
would love to do that tbH
>>53119862
got one of these without the background la?
>>53119865
started off on workaway.info then i reverse image searched the hosts to get their contact info. they offered me 500euro/month + free room to help out.
>STOP THE FREEMARKET!!!1!!
Stop all holiday companies and airlines putting prices up during school holidays
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/110902
Do these people think we live in a communist country or something?
>>53119889
>>53119900
>500e a month
wew, that's not much
is it cheap out there?
>Y-yes I am 22 years old and have never had a gf
>>53119851
Very good
>>53119946
hmm seems to be the JUST edit, sorry it's the closest thing I have
I feel guilty for loving you. I love you for the most selfish reason that one can love another. I love you because you inspire a deep rooted sense of contentment in me, and without you I wouldn't know how to be happy. I want to die before you so I don't have to endure the pain of losing you. I put you before myself only because the feeling you instill in me. I just think I love loving you, and for that I am incredibly sorry. You give me a sense of selfish altruism that is incomprehensible to anyone who does not feel it.
someone's making a lot of noise upstairs, banging about and shit
>>53119937
god i hate baby boomers
>>53119951
no clue m8, hope so. they provide food and a room, and i'm going there with about £6k in savings. i did something similar before in italy, and found myself spending way under 500euro a month. obviously i'm not doing this for money though. if i was, i would get some software job in london for £35k/year
Trump won't become president of burgerland right?
don't reckon he'll ever finish all this shit
>>53119937
If you post regularly on mumsnet you should get a little badge so we know to ignore you
>>53120025
>all that pseudo intellectual bullshit
>>53120025
>derrida
Complete waste of time.
>>53120004
oh if they give you food that's fair enough
just hope for your sake the hours aren't long lad, enjoy it
having a boring conversation on tinder lads
>>53120014
Isn't that a bit advanced for primary school?
>>53120046
how does a dane know about mumsnet mi chiedo
>>53120025
Fedora : the book collection
>>53120014
that seems pretty advanced for primary school unless i'm over thinking the shit out of it
>>53120068
FONT etc
>>53120089
it's basic arithmetic provided you know the basics of buoyancy
>>53120089
>Australia
>over thinking the shit out of it
not likely lad
>>53120068
it's impossible to not have a boring conversation with a girl
Leftists are mentally ill.
Still in bed lads
Think I've finally given up
americna graffiti lads
>>53120055
this 2bh
>>53120086
show your work
>>53120119
nah i've got that, it's just the fact that it carries the assumptions of buoyancy knowledge that make me think it's advanced i suppose.
>>53120014
if political correctness finally takes a stranglehold in eastern europe too then i think might just top myself
>>53120119
>it's basic arithmetic provided you know the basics of buoyancy
Primary school is like ages 4-10
>>53120146
could be a physics/science class and not maths so maybe they just covered it
>>53120106
please do not say that, I am in fact a virgin
>I know who Derrida is
>>53120131
Why did they say Merry Christmas to muslims?
Anyway I thought they said happy holidays in America instead because jews got butthurt about it?
>>53120150
that's in the UK, could be longer in poland
I became an avid reader like three months ago and I can't stop. I stopped watching tv and I don't spend much time on 4chan anymore.
Here's how I did it.
-Remember the average person reads like zero books a year. If you read 5 pages a day, you are 5 pages above the average person
-Don't force yourself to read. Commit to read 5 pages a day. I swear after three days you'll feel like reading more and after a month or so you should be reading 50-100 pages a day for pleasure
-Read various books at the same time. When I grab a difficult book or one that makes me sleepy I grab another and switch. This should refresh your head. Keep them thematically different. I read economics and fiction.
-It isn't a race. Reading slowly won't make you sleepy that fast. Try to acknowledge what books are for you to read fast and which aren't.
-Buy the physical copies. When you get the books from your own money you'll feel the need to read them to avoid the feel of wasting your money.
-Start with books highly discussed here so you feel motivated to discuss.
was thinking about making a facebook but then i realised i could count the number of people i'd add on one hand
how the fuck does the average normie have like 300+ friends on that shit?
>>53120219
I feel guilty if I start reading my books when I've got exams in 2 weeks and I'm in the middle of my thesis.
>>53120158
yeah youre probably right. bit mental though haha
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
>Hi there, I am 26
>>53120184
The public Polish system is:
Ages 7-12 - szkoła podstawowa (comprehensive primary)
Ages 12-15 - gimnazjum (second stage of primary, can be selective)
Ages 15-18/19 - three or four year secondary school, all selective
>I became an avid reader like three months ago and I can't stop. I stopped watching tv and I don't spend much time on 4chan anymore.
>Here's how I did it.
>-Remember the average person reads like zero books a year. If you read 5 pages a day, you are 5 pages above the average person
>-Don't force yourself to read. Commit to read 5 pages a day. I swear after three days you'll feel like reading more and after a month or so you should be reading 50-100 pages a day for pleasure
>-Read various books at the same time. When I grab a difficult book or one that makes me sleepy I grab another and switch. This should refresh your head. Keep them thematically different. I read economics and fiction.
>-It isn't a race. Reading slowly won't make you sleepy that fast. Try to acknowledge what books are for you to read fast and which aren't.
>-Buy the physical copies. When you get the books from your own money you'll feel the need to read them to avoid the feel of wasting your money.
>-Start with books highly discussed here so you feel motivated to discuss.
>>53120228
Because they aren't their friends. Just people they know.
Anne Carson is the best contemporary poet imo. autobiography of red is good, but not her best. Check out NOX.
>>53120204
Everything after "a muslim blew me up" is a lie
Ordered something from the US with tracked delivery, but it turns out that once it gets to Heathrow it's not tracked until it's delivered what a nightmare haha
>>53120219
discovered /lit/ and "took up" reading (never did read much), looking up all the shit they call patrician like thomas pynchon and nietzsche, a lot of it's really relaxing and enjoyable
>>53120228
i have 350, which is the low side of things and i havent added a single person and havent changed my profile pic in like 5 years lmao.
most of my m8s who care about fb have 1000+
>>53120267
the UK needs more grammar schools tbqh
>>53120204
>lots of muslims in the british army
not surprised 2bh
>Anne Carson is the best contemporary poet imo. autobiography of red is good, but not her best. Check out NOX.
