Beth edition
need a cuddle
might have a wank
>>53116287
Britain's great, why would he want to go anywhere else. Blame France for ignoring their obligation to fingerprint him under international law, if they had we could have sent him straight back there and he'd be their problem now.
post coverfus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfHrMuigGeI
nth for swim nigga swim
*fears the reaper*
business idea: buy goods at a low price and sell them at a high price
/ck/ is a really comfy subchan
>>53116350
business idea: buy goods at a low price and sell them at a high price as low priced
>go to bed at 11pm
>wake up at 5am
not a fan of this tbH
gonna be tired all day now ffs
This is now a Niamh, Kate and Ciara edition.
>>53116357
/ck/ posters have serious psychological problems, they're just better at hiding them than a board like /mu/
>>53116337
Please UK, France and Germany are basically the same in terms of living standards, this migrant crisis is driving me insane, they'll never stop coming and when they're here they'll just shit out train loads of kids and replace the native population over the next 100 years and all the mainstream media can do is suck up them.
Sink the fucking boats, castrate the men, shoot the women.
Sersh lads
business idea: purchase shares in >>53116370's business, wait for them to be worth more, then sell them
Business idea: import drugs from overseas and sell them in australia
doin a wank
business idea: run a successful business
we'll go to Duncan first
>>53116382
This is the Yorkshire Pudding guy, right?
thread idea: impose (You) tariffs on yanks
>>53116382
Are all /ck/ cucks this fat?
>>53116414
Smuggle Lego and vidya instead, same profit margin with a fraction of the risk and prison time if you're caught
Business idea: Invest in low priced homes in need of renovation, fix them, and rent them out to unsuspecting families with no knowledge of the dangerous area the homes are in
Cara
www.youtube.com/watch?v=twWii40Vy9s
>chips and salsa
>>53116382
what the fuck did he make?
>>53116452
Don't play dumb
business idea invent a time machine then go back in time and invent facebook
Business idea: produce drugs in australia to undercut competition
thought: have business ideas
>>53116460
I'm not
>>53116476
We all know that's a classic yank dish
Business idea: mine bitcoins, sell them for 602.47 AUD a piece
Who was the Brit who posted the thing about a group chat with his ex-girlfriends? Whoever it was might wamma check this out, it was posted to some clickbait shit online here:
http://likes.com/g/16787817?v=n8mUDDVYicSsxvPxOhNhojdG1Agl1F7TR4E0&page=1
redpill me on beth
business idea: market >>53116475's business ideas
Stolen composite business idea: go back in time, mine bitcoins when they were worth half a cent, sell them for $1000 each and become richer than Bill Gates
>>53116472
bikers will neck ya
Business idea: locate the yank trying to produce drugs in Australia, give him time to accumulate wealth then rob him for all he's got
business idea: business idea
>>53116552
>>53116542
I want out!
business idea: order 66
Business idea: Buy Haiti, expel the occupants, level the current structures, and build a haven for the rich seeking refuge from international tax laws
Secondary business idea: Invent the time machine, go back in time, become Dave Matthews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1VZeybqjLM
business idea: have have have have a wee wee wee wee do do do do a poo poo poo poo have have have have a go go go go get get get get involve volve volve volve give give give giving out out out out bit bit bit bit cold out out out out
>>53116565
I'm willing to part with $27.13 AUD and all the pocket lint I have on me at the moment for a 70% share in your company.
biz thought: business ideas
business idea: The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.
In a sense, the Beatles are emblematic of the status of rock criticism as a whole: too much attention paid to commercial phenomena (be it grunge or U2) and too little to the merits of real musicians. If somebody composes the most divine music but no major label picks him up and sells him around the world, a lot of rock critics will ignore him. If a major label picks up a musician who is as stereotyped as can be but launches her or him worldwide, your average critic will waste rivers of ink on her or him. This is the sad status of rock criticism: rock critics are basically publicists working for major labels, distributors and record stores. They simply highlight what product the music business wants to make money from.
kids, say no to collectplus
business idea: spinning
>>53116651
>>53116676
whatdyu get
>>53116683
I Wanna Hod Your Hand is a pretty gay song title for supposed sex symbols desu
Toddler is a weird word
Business idea: Invent the time machine, go back in time, become Dave Matthews TWICE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URTq-94fZ6w
THEN start a street gang and take over all other street gangs and drug markets on the continent via brute force and ruthless determination.
>>53116692
custom sonichu amiibo and pin badge set
doing a patriotic duty
>>53116699
it was what they used to break into the american charts in 1963
business idea: sell recreational drugs to teens and young adults
>>53116382
fucking ja/ck/ does it again
Business idea: Invent the time machine, travel back in time and kill OP's mother before he is born
Eating a burger
>>53116740
FOY
toddler? I hardly know her lmao
business idea: go back in time, give the first cave people HIV to wipe out the human race, come back and rule over my global kingdom of animals and monkey sex slaves
>dad just woke up
>he was supposed to be at work at 6:15
>I've been awake since 6pm yesterday
>soon he'll be a neet like me
>>53116740
Noticed you're moving in on our turf there m8
Paid your protection fee, yet? It'd be a shame if something were to... happen... to that pretty nose of yours.
Business idea: pretend to be homeless and beg people for spare change
>>53116767
not a bad idea
>>53116775
what the FUCKS his fucking job you prick
conglomerate ponder: biz thoughts
business idea: sell calendars in Canada
>>53116775
Devilish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs
sting was a qt
Business idea: never answer the home phone when it rings
>>53116775
How will he support your NEETdom when he's unemployed?
If you had a job, you'd have learn these sort of long-term planning skills and wouldn't be in this mess.
lads you have to hear this absolute banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSeNSzJ2-Jw
>>53116828
Business idea: never answer any phone when it rings
gf just sent me this
>>53116831
They can grow mary jane together
im a bit cummy
>>53116845
*five nights at freddys avatar*
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>>53116828
Why not get rid of the landline altogether now you don't need it for the internet?
>>53116775
wish i had a dad
>>53116845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mssm8Ml5sOo
business idea: find out who tf up and monetize the information
>>53116856
no hips whore, desu
>>53116843
DELETE THIS
>tfw playing Mass Effect
woah....
>>53116867
i still live at home and mum uses it
>>53116871
Well then good news, I can 100% guarantee that you do have one. He may be dead, absent or a sperm doner, but he's still your dad.
>>53116893
You better pick the correct girl
business idea sell my sexy little boipucci to the highest bidder
business idea: charge mandem to smash dat like button for real nigga hours feel me
>>53116871
you think you do but dads are overrated
>>53116900
no mate thats my dad
>>53116900
wish i had a dad who was alive
business wonder: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sGmmxUQWig
wow i just had hella deja vu... i'm pretty sure i come from the future because i get deja vu pretty frequently
>>53116389
Are you caliqt?
Do you use Steam?
>>53116923
idunno
Mine's a bit of a hardass about handling money but he taught me how to shoot guns and drink good beer.
>>53116928
Nah, he'd probably just shag your girlfriend
>>53116912
cornwall
>>53116893
>>53116910
he means ash btw in case that wasn't clear
you're not some kind of pervert who wants to fuck aliens with tentacle heads are you?
band idea: Deja and the Vus
>>53116948
wish i had a girlfriend
Hobby idea: learn how to ride a motorcycle
Band idea: Free Beer
WooooOOOOoooow lads
Business idea: sell dads to people whos dads are dead or walked out on them
>>53116977
Nah, she'd probably just shag your dad
business idea: adopt a /brit/ poster
>>53116983
>not selling dads to kids who walked out on their dads
I'm out
>>53116982
Can i have some undies?
Business idea: listen to the same song over and over again until you HATE IT
>>53116910
Seeing as there are only two options for romance in ME1 yes I will be
business idea for hiroyuki: i'd buy a 4chan pass if they reduced the post cooldown to like 30 seconds
>>53116953
fucking trannies is more perverted than tentacle girls
business idea: father laundering
>go on /x/
>muh flat earth
>muh demons
>muh aliens
>muh skinwalkers
>muh inlewoods
>muh creeeeepypasties
>muh secret societies
>muh spooooky pictures
>muh moon conspiracy
>muh astral projection
>muh scaaaaary movies
>muh dreams
>muh celebrities
>muh dk rap hidden agenda
where is the paranormal
>>53116308
Jesus christ, she's perfect. Is there any context to her?
>>53117006
I want to fund this idea
Fantastic idea: listen to this song, www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU54WpQNYic
>>53116308
question: what is that icon in between voicemail and vibrate?
saw it on my phone the other day and couldn't figure out what it was for the life of me
>>53116995
This is a very sinister post
>>53117018
this is not true
you, or whoever you got this image from made this up
business idea move to thailand and pay for sex with ladyboys then shitpost in the british section of a japanese-american cartoon website
why did that aussies post about pakis get deleted?
anyone got any business ideas?
could use some tbH
contemplating whether to try the whole stay awake until 9pm meme so my sleep schedule gets back on track
it usually doesn't work and makes things 10x worse but i'm desperate tbqh
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>>53117026
That's basically what happens on /x/ lad
>>53117033
Yes but it's for my closest friends only mate
>>53117055
that lad asked me to delete my post so i actually did it because i'm an absolute madman hahahaha
business idea: blockade naboo
Business idea: Go your way, I'll take the long way round
I'll find my own way down, as I should
>>53117077
I thought you weren't a normie
>>53117027
She's a troll account, listed in every area of the UK and yes's everyone so basically every tinder user matches with her
>>53117008
She's in 2 and 3 as well and her chebs get bigger
>>53117046
Are you calling me a liar?
>>53117082
A communications disruption can mean only one thing.
>>53117067
E X S T A T I C
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>>53116982
can you swing us some pairs lad
did i ask for some chinky island rats opinion who cant even say what county hes from
>>53117056
business idea: replace van/lorry reversing noise with 'allahu ackbar'
>>53116982
lend us some of your old pairs la
corner shop contemplation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV-HPOHu8mY
business idea: move to Thailand and start a youtube channel about thailad, build and audience and collect money off the videos
>>53117092
>Are you calling me a liar?
yes, either that or gullible because if you didn't make that up then you've been lied to yourself
>>53116382
>ja/ck/posting on /brit/
Didn't expect this here desu
>>53117089
I have 3 close friends at the most
>>53117090
That's terrible. I'm sorry you guys have to go through that.
business idea: find a way to convert canadians into thermal energy
brendan fraser
>2016
>not listening to weeb rap
https://youtu.be/WU54WpQNYic?t=28s
>>53117132
reeee
Post steam
We're all close friends at /brit/
business idea: listen to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqRqleZ7EOE
>>53117092
Most likely yes, I went with the brown lesbian route in 3 but hopefully I can carry my saves over and continue with Liara all the way through
>>53117124
I didn't make it up and I don't believe it, I just found the image via google and saved it for a laugh
In a corner with some sad music, a bottle, and my shotgun right now lads
What is your opinion on such matters?
>>53117190
do a flip
asked this guy in wildy to kill me and hes gonna do it
>>53117038
it's NFC
>>53117176
>brown lesbian
specialist traynor? i fucking hate her with a passion, she's the worst fucking character in the entire fucking series
also
>playing femshep
>>53117199
That may not end well for the wall behind me tbqh
>>53117203
absolute madman
>>53117176
>femshep
what are you doing
>>53117203
nice bait mate
>https://youtu.be/WU54WpQNYic?t=28s [Embed]
>>53117212
I thought she was okay.
>>53117233
The reason I play femshep is because I like the voice acting better and male shep is so fucking bland it bores me to tears. Feels like he's ripped straight from Gears of War. That's just me though.
18 quid for a return to london from brighton. Are you having a laugh
>>53117262
we dirt boys
>she says i'm a sweeterman
What did he mean by this?
>>53117097
never forget
There was a brit band that have 2 vocalists, girl and boy. I forgot the song title but it has something like -phonic word. Anyone?
They're colorful and dancing on their music video clip, anyone?
>>53117270
she's such a fucking insufferable nerd, when she asked me to play chess in my cabin i wanted to tell her to go fuck herself so badly
also i can't abide shitskins on my ship
>>53117221
>>53117242
he said to wait cos he was getting his lower lvl account but i think he was just seeing how long i would wait
>>53117280
Drake’s dichotomy as an artist is sometimes forgotten. Whilst he has been know to drop less savoury verses where women are treated as “bitches & hoes,” he’s known by the wider public as a sensitive soul – a rarity in this genre. His subject matter has projected his music to a much larger audience who view him as a breath of fresh air in an era of misogyny.
This dichotomy is present even in these lines. The girl making eyes at Drake is independent, and isn’t looking for a long term relationship. And from his dating history, we can tell he isn’t one too concerned with official titles (despite the content of some of his songs), so friends with benefits seems like a natural fit!
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>>53117280
you're a peadophile
>>53117305
>peadophile
I shall alert the Poddington police department at once.
>>53117203
you a member la?
OSR ?
TIL that the 2003 invasion of Iraq was initially called "Operation Iraqi Liberation", but was quickly changed to "Operation Iraqi Freedom" due to the acronym spelling out "OIL". (en.wikipedia.org)
>>53117298
What about Admiral Keith David?
>>53117203
wanna buy some rsgp?
>>53117322
yeah senpai
>>53117302
*upvotes* (+20)
>>53117293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFLA2elVHmc
>>53117328
bet that got at least 3k
really don't like anyone itt
>>53117293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3RjCiq1ICY
?
>>53117347
Very funny, my asean friend
>>53117331
yeah nah he's alright
traynor was literally a paki, i wanted kelly from me2 back
TIL most Japanese schools do not employ janitors or custodians. The Japanese education system believes that requiring students to clean the school themselves teaches respect, responsibility, and emphasizes equality. (ehow.com)
>>53117368
555
FM or AM radio?
>>53117392
AM for footy
FM for choons
>>53117375
i can't imagine that system works very well
"Hotline Bling" also received criticism for the perceived sexist and controlling attitude expressed by the male narrator toward his female ex in its lyrics. Carol H. Hood of The Frisky described the song as "an incredibly salty and self-centered rant about an ex having the courage to move on."[22] Allyson Shiffman of Bullett took issue with the "super sexist lyrics," explaining that "while [the song is] packaged as a good old fashioned 'Why doesn't bae like me anymore?' Drake tune," what it is "really saying is, 'You used to wanna bone me all the time and now that I’ve left the 6, you’ve gotten a life of your own and I’m not okay with that.'"[23] Tahirah Hairston of Fusion wrote that, in the song, "Drake is distraught that his ex has moved on," but because he "opts for condescendingly slut-shaming her" and "dictating where she does and doesn’t belong," it "comes off so petty that you forget his feelings are hurt."[24]
>>53117339
nice, I would play OSR if I could move my old stats over from the newer RS.
>>53117364
THATS IT!
Thanks very much, been looking for it.
Have some gf for you buddy
>>53117404
we're all going to die one day and we deserve it
>>53117364
>the uploaded has not made this video available in your country
not impressed one bit
>>53117435
Importing foreign media without a permission sli from the government is a criminal offence in australia, no?
>>53117434
Just feeling particularly vulnerable and emotional right now. Sitting here wondering how my life is going to end, when indeed, it finally does. Worse yet, thinking about how my SO's life will end and hope he does not suffer. It all just gets to me sometimes, so much so, that I start to feel pain in my heart. I've experienced loss several times in my life already, and it's so, just so, well, incredibly painful. So here we are, doing the best we can in living our lives as full as we can, but all the while knowing it's going to come to an end and leave others behind. How do you deal with it, when it hits? Any advice from my comrades here? I can't shake it right now.
mornin' lads, what's on the gay agenda for today?
>>53117328
it wasn't primarily about oil, or nuclear weapons, and the west wasn't afraid of saddam. it was chiefly because saddam was a former ally that went against the west during the gulf war. the coaliton chose not to invade iraq nad not remove saddam from power provided he co-operate, they expected him to be a grateful vassal and instead, he went completely anti-west, completely militaristic and transformed iraq into a pariah state.
the west was never going to let that kind of treatment slide, he refused to be beaten into submission and therefore he had to be terminated, as an example
>>53117473
going to have bum sex with my bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtFkJfbgJuE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MopfnrGROAg
going to do a poo
>>53117454
It's not going to matter when it happens, nothing will. So don't worry about it.
I would like to know what love is
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm feeling a bit ooerific
Imagine how great the middle east could be if they never adopted Islam, the cradle of civilisation turned into a shithole. It's tragic really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc
rate me
good night lads, I'll check this in the morning and see all of the sweet replies you left me xx
>>53117517
glad god doesn't exist otherwise i'd have cause to hesitate before slitting people's throats in the back of my van 2bh
>>53117517
thanks for the advice brother xoxoxox
>>53117537
>eu flag
fuck off
>>53117454
the only two certainties of life are birth and death lad. you can build churches or burn them die, we all die in the end. there's no real point worrying about the inevitable.
>>53117537
2/10 looks literally retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSBVH5Jwm4A
just messaged a girl on tinder
let's see if I get a reply
>>53117555
not gonna lie i copied my post from a 2 year old reddit post
>>53117558
if i was retarded do you think i'd have a gf that looks this sexy
>>53117532
>no islam
>no crusades
>feudalism never ends
>no renaissance
>no industrial revolution
>no electronics
>no anime
>no computers
>no world wide web
>no 2ch
>no 4chan
>no /brit/
>>53117581
you wont
who /dayoffwork/ here la?
neets need not apply
>>53117550
People that need God to be an excuse not to be an arsehole is why we need religion. Thankfully that's not the majority.
>>53117551
You're welcome, you'll find your own way to deal with it one day, everyone goes though this in some form or another I would expect.
you used to call me on my cell phone
>>53117619
just wait lad I have this little mynx wrapped around my finger
>>53117589
yeah thought so. The SO was a bit gay 2bh.
in any case yer
>>53117621
Jealous tb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUMiZKyM6AA
I truly wish I were dead now
>>53117614
>no crusades
that would probably still happen, but instead of mussies it'd be Zoroastrianism probably
me n the boys
>>53117659
Fuck this guy, he's the same one who made the horrible chicken as well?
>>53117658
Isn't your work day almost finished?
>>53117665
https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=zag0AQAAQBAJ
>>53117693
>"""""work"""""
He has a very loose definition of this word
>>53117693
2:21PM m8
*whispering*
oi
want some mongolian vowel separators blud
tbh fam smh
gonna eat some cherrios then i might go back to bed
>>53117659
BLOODY HELL YANK GENOCIDE FUCKING WHEN?
smh tbh fam
>>53117699
does it ever bring up zoroastrianism?
>>53117659
why do American adults dress like literal children
German police in the city of Cologne have finally admitted that the mass sex attack on German girls near the city’s famous cathedral on New Year’s Eve involved at least 1,000 nonwhite invaders, that at least one rape occurred, that the crowd hurled incendiary devices at the German public and the police—and that they were made up of recently arrived Arabic-speaking “refugees.”
http://www.dailystormer.com/mass-cologne-sex-attack-1000-attackers/
http://www.spiegel.de/panorama/justiz/koeln-60-frauen-erstatten-anzeige-nach-sexuellen-uebergriffen-an-silvester-a-1070418.html
>tfw started looking at graduate jobs
It's so fucking depressing. I want money, but I don't want to be stuck in an office 9-5 in some shit grey city for the next 5 or whatever years of my life. I'm getting old, in 2017 I'll be turning 24. I'd rather fuck off to mainland Europe and work in a bar or hostel for a year, travel a bit, meet people.
But I'm tired of being poor, these graduate jobs offer ~£35k starting...
beth is from bath.
hahahah imagine that
mental
>>53117772
i too am baka desu senpai
