yank edition
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If your uni isn't Russell Group, it's shit.
>formaldehyde
ban this shit
nth for swim til you can't swim no mo
Commifornia > Texas
>Hello I'm here for the sandwich failing competition
Feel like playing oblivion desu
when was the last time you lads played it?
karen
>>53114456
Wrong
just did it
>>53114485
madman
>>53114456
Maybe at being shit, yeah.
>>53114468
Nah shes a cunt, but shes right.
We're just like..... better.
first for goodnighr lards
Manga
>>53114485
Was it worth it?
>all americans
I don't even blame Brits for trying to shit up /cum/.
>>53114498
Except you're wrong.
>>53114485
>Anglo
>""""""""Saxon""""""""""
Just had an early morning run ahah
>>53114436
pls trip as caliqt and camwhore
>>53114507
You can't shit up /cum/ any more m8
It's rock bottom
>>53114533
>5 am
>running
You don't smoke don't you, yea you are one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself.
http://strawpoll.me/6454832
http://strawpoll.me/6454832
http://strawpoll.me/6454832
http://strawpoll.me/6454832
http://strawpoll.me/6454832
>ayankislimes arguing over which rectangular province is less shit
>53114549
>someone bettering themselves? better tell them to fuck off
abysmal post
>>53114506
most certainly
with the first early morning bowel movement of the current year done i can focus on other more important things
>>53114515
Sure buddy.
With your flat land and "hurricane seasons" and rain and humidity so bad it feels like a sauna.
Sure.
>literally 2016
>smoking
just gave a girl my number for the first time ever lads
she even said thanks
>>53114549
I'm a fat cunt but trying to get /fit/
need an irish bf/gf now
>>53114549
Nice bait
>>53114564
Thanks m8, you reminded me I need my pack.
Might as well grab a nightcap as well.
>>53114563
>flat land
>rain and humidity
Confirmed for never going to Texas, but keep being a shut-in who never goes anywhere.
Texas is actually one of the most geologically diverse states in the US, keep trying
2/10
>>53114572
Send her this. Ask if it's OK if he swings by for a quick shag in her arse. Works every time.
anyone wanna suck my willy?
>>53114602
>muh diversity
whats a good podcast lads
Ebina-chan is cute!
>>53114647
>>53114581
>being born fat
Northerner detected. Typical getting fat off of bennies paid for by Southerners.
>>53114637
arseblog
arseblog extra
The Men in Blazers
The Tuesday Club
>>53114637
Gaycabin is alright. Don't really listen to em
>>53114637
The Weekly Planet is alright if your into that sort of thing
>>53114563
>>53114602
FOY
>>>/cum/
>>53114655
/out/ is good board
idk what ur trying to imply
>>53114637
606
>>53114661
I wasn't born fat but I did get fat from spending all of 2015 on the dole eating shitty food and posting on 4chan, I'm from the west country though
Gentle reminder,
If your uni isn't Russell Group, it's shit.
>>53114689
don't think about it too much
Got some birds watching me wank lads what do
>>53114724
(you)
who /filled with repressed rage/ here? Hope I don't crack anytime soon :^)
>>53114608
I don't have her number lad
>>53114623
>mesomorph
>>53114704
>willingly feeding yourself shit food
No wonder Bongistan is so cucked.
>whats a good podcast lads
>>53114727
I don't see any kangaroos here, are you sure you're really Australian?
>>53114659
Sylphy a shit!
>>53114727
jizz on em
>>53114745
>I post Fedoras on /brit/
>that'll show him hahaha xD
>>>>>>/reddit/
>>53114749
Well you certainly appeared out of fat air, so we all know you're American
>>53114572
>>53114741
>the year of our lord 2016
>getting numbers
shouldve just got her snapchat laddy
>>53114787
jeez calm down it's just shitposting
>>53114790
Aussie you are kind, smart, and important. : ^ )
> when you do a smelly poo and close all the windows so your room mates have to smell it when they go to whizz
>>53114790
>australian """""""""""BANTER""""""""""""""""
@53114820
fuck u
u fedorad me for no reason u prick u deserve what you get
>>53114820
>admits to shitposting
>>53114847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-DHtKg-whk
>this melt and his fedora gimmick
>>53114833
hey let's fuck
@53114865
no
>>53114742
>believing somatotypes
>He votes UKIP
Shame
So how does this sound for a workout lads
-pool first, 2 lengths freestyle at an easy pace
-easy pace IM (1 length backstroke, 1 length breaststroke, 1 length butterfly, 1 length freestyle)
-2 length freestyle fast
-2 length backstroke
-2 length breaststroke
-2 length my choice (fuck butterfly)
change, head for weights
-4x5 curls (~30lbs depending on how I'm feeling)
-2 sets of 12 pull ups on a bar
-varying leg workout, try to push it but I really fucked my legs up skateboarding throughout my teens so things go pop and crack a lot
-push the limit on the bench, start at around 140lbs
-more legs to the limit
-back to the pool, 2 lengths freestyle
-1 fast paced IM (I do the group order but alone)
-two lengths backstroke at a cool down pace
do this once, maybe twice, a week
>u fedorad me for no reason u prick u deserve what you get
Kyary
>>53114793
she's a sweet old fashioned girl with peng chebs
>>53114899
>swimming
bit bent lad
>>53114878
no that is crude dont like you now
>>53114899
>American
>"""""""""""""working out""""""""""""""
Anglo here on biz trip lad. Can you even get out of your cellar?
>>53114925
>>53114936
ur mum loves swimmers tho m8
>>53114928
*tackles you*
>not raining tomorrow
>I could go for a bike ride
>already trying to think of excuses not to
no hope
Sudanese man who walked into UK via Channel tunnel granted asylum
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jan/04/sudanese-man-who-walked-into-the-uk-via-channel-tunnel-is-granted-asylum
>this triggers lawn-fairy sissy brit boys
>>53114899
at least throw in a 500 med pace somewhere in there
>>53114948
>riding bikes
>not driving
It's like you aren't even trying to lose weight.
>>53114946
dont touch me you fat smelly yank
>>53114920
doubt it
>when you eat a bunch of shit and you can feel stretchmarks being made as the fat is stored on your already fat tummy
>>53114984
*cums inside all your local women*
>>53114980
fuck off fred flintstone
>>53114978
Would have to go in the beginning, I'd be drained trying to throw it in the end.
Not a bad idea though, may as well go for it.
just had a TS (tremendous shit) lads
>at least throw in a 500 med pace somewhere in there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2bBZvSPpOo
>>53114984
*backs away immediately, a hurt look on my face*
>>53114456
What do you think about Trump?
>>53114968
How long until the niggers all start marching in the tunnel and we get a le very sad picture of a dead of dead ape baby?
>>53114976
>it takes three guys to tackle one (1) guy with the ball
>from behind
>>53115037
Love the lad.
how do you people get so fat?
who needs friends when you have fireball?
>How long until the niggers all start marching in the tunnel and we get a le very sad picture of a dead of dead ape baby?
>>53115053
irish genes desu
>>53115047
Wew
>>53114987
probably not but I don't want to make her my gf I just want to lick her tits
>>53114465
yesterday because I wanted to see what it looked like with my new GPU and loaded with every graphics mod under the sun.
>>53115065
Fireball was my name on Disney's toontown online in 2006
>>53115082
this is why you shouldve got her snapchat you mongo
cold out (-60 C)
Anyone else work nights itt? I'm starting to think the extra money isn't worth never seeing sunlight
>Fireball was my name on Disney's toontown online in 2006
>>53115115
I've literally never had a job in my entire life, haha
>>53114899
do you want to know why so many people fail to ever get fit?
it's because they start off from day 1 trying to impossibly tiring shit without an ounce of fitness and muscular conditioning and either injure themselves or push themselves to a point of such discomfort that most people just pussy out.
i'd say you'll make it halfway through the first pool session and be fatigued, you'll wear yourself out at the weights and injure yourself in your second pool run.
>>53115065
Who needs friends when you have weed and video games lad, it's the best
t. lonely virgin
>>53115115
I always sleep through the day anyway so it doesn't bother me
>>53115143
unironically prefer getting drunk to high, desu m8
>>53115134
That's my current schedule m8
Been building up to it for a bit, the swimming especially I'm confident in as I've been doing it since I was young.
>>53115127
I was neet for 2 years before I got this job, absolutely couldn't stand it any more
Of course 4 months later I'm longing for NEETdom again
>>53115156
Wew, I wish lad.
dude le weed le mao
>>53115103
what's your strat for getting qts keen on snapchat? i'm pulling all my knowledge to get this gril but it's not working so far.
i might need to try a different approach.
>>53115156
attention whore desu
>>53115103
I don't think she has one lad
>>53115176
all hail le mao \ . /
>>53115176
>when he doesn't vote for JUSTin
>>53115156
I would literally give my left nut for that.
All you fat cunts just need to order yourself a kettlebell and start making smoothies instead of stuffing biscuits down yer gob
>>53115174
Same
>tfw not a qt white girl
Literally life on easy mode
I would just be a nympho trophy wife that would do anything my husband says desu
>>53115163
fatigue is fatigue.
like that shit is legit injury city. the load would be fine if you swam mornings weight evenings but that altogether is a good way to fuck yourself up.
>>53115220
no you wouldnt
>>53115115
the extra money you get is so little extra that its never worth it, like a dollar extra per hour
>>53115187
>what's your strat for getting qts keen on snapchat?
take good selfies and be flirty with the convo, if theyre shy(obscuring face/ cutting out part of face or whatever) start complimenting them and say theres no need to be self conscious, usually wont take long to get them thirsty
>>53115229
Yeah but I work 160 hours a month so it adds up
>>53114899
No squats?
No deadlifts?
No OHP?
Why are you doing two types of cardio in one workout?
Why are you doing curls?
Why are you only doing it once weekly? You should be doing it around thrice weekly, you're not even doing compounds so I fail to see where you'd be getting fatigued apart from the retarded amounts of cardio
>>53115239
do you just have a convo via the photo or the chat function too?
i'm just struggling to get replies from her. i'm using the my story thing to make her see shit she's missing out on and it's starting to work but i need dat consistency.
>>53115215
>smoothies
I prefer real fruit because I like solid poos and some texture
>>53115228
Yes I would
I would love how I would never be taken seriously and how men would just humor me to get into my pants
>>53115252
not compared to getting a proper job which will pay more anyways and not ruin you.
>>53115271
you have to be attractive to be a trophy wife
>>53115262
photo m8, using the chat is autistic as fuck
i rarely put anything on my story desu
>>53115289
why can black people be so racist without getting called out for it lol
>>53115289
got a bit of an ouch lads
>>53115223
Meh
it's the weights that get me, I hate them but gotta get it done one way or another.
Keep in mind I'm not jumping straight from pool to weights to pool, takes time to transition. That's not even a rough swim compared to the team practices we used to get when we fucked up a meet.
>>53115259
>retarded amounts of cardio
What I've always done, I'm trying to get back to bone and muscle shape not get diesel. I'm big enough as it is, don't need to tack on more mass.
>>53115115
Get black curtains and no its not worth it. No social life
>>53115304
yeah I am just using my story because she was barely replying to my photos so I figured leaving her out of the loop but allowing her to still see me with other girls and doing banterous shit would get her keen.
I'm not fussed either way if she replies or not. I would just like to fuck her haha.
>>53115292
You fucking retard did you not read my post?
I said IF I was a qt white girl
>>53115286
>implying I'm not a failure who can't get a proper job
>>53115338
well you wouldnt be cute
>>53115309
this just makes me want to scrape it/bite all the holes
like realllly badly
>>53115309
waste of good peanut butter lad
>>53115341
I said if I was cute
Fuck off tard
>>53115341
>if he were a cute girl he wouldn't be cute
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
This one goes out to all the /abnormies/
>>53115323
norm
ie
>>53115309
tryphobia is a made up phobia
>>53115341
stop bullying bucks, even if he is a yank
>>53115334
shes probably not arsed about you lad
just try to fuck her next time you see her out
>>53115354
>>53115355
yeah but you wouldnt be cute
is what im saying
you dont deserve it
>>53115311
>I'm trying to get back to bone and muscle shape not get diesel
What are you saying? Doing cardio and curls once a week is going to do fuck all, if all you want to do is be able to run and swim like a pro then do that, but do it properly.
>>53115361
kek
>>53115361
me on the left
What is Cake? Well, it has an active ingredient which is a dangerous psychoactive compound known as dimesmeric andersonphosphate. It stimulates the part of the brain called Shatner's Bassoon. And that's the bit of the brain that deals with time perception. So, a second feels like a month. Well, it almost sounds like fun...unless you're the Prague schoolboy who walked out into the street straight in front of a tram. He thought he'd got a month to cross the street.
>>53115361
me on the pull
>>53115361
lisicki chats up a girl for a good two hours.webm
>>53115402
I never bought that the celebrities were actually getting fooled on brass eye
They can't be that stupid
>>53115402
shut up
>>53115402
>i was employed to pick up tiny little bins for a tiny population
>i am employed to haul massive plastic cunts into a massive lorry 100,000 times a week
>>53115443
>expecting clueless middle class liberals to know or care.
>>53115382
Retard
>>53115462
fat ugly yank
>>53115375
yeah I'm just posting some banter stuff and she's always one of the first to watch it and shit but I'll just chip away slowly. I reckon I probably have a decent shot 2bh
Global communism when
>>53115471
how do you know who watches your story?
>>53115471
if youve a chance to fuck her it happens within the first month lad
>>53115470
Here's your (you)
>>53115460
Americans mocking one of our treasured past times.
Absolutely disgusting and you can consider me triggered.
>>53115483
Slide up on it and it lists them
Hate Canadians desu
>unironically using liberals as an insult
>>53115397
Fuck running, I'm rebuilding the muscles I need to swim properly + conditioning myself for meh-tier endurance swimming.
That's one thing I hate about gyms, they're full of people trying to get big with fuck all ability to do anything with it but flex in a mirror.
You don't support the team bench pressing the coach m8, you do it with refined skill and endurance.
>>53115460
what the fuck did i just watch
First for Ebola
thinking of putting my willy inside a girl
any thoughts or contributions?
>>53115498
once a week is a bit lenient
>>53115460
wew lad decent banter for yanks
>>53115508
make her fanny wank it like
>>53115478
Never. It'd be better for everyone if we all just became luddites and lived in small tribes
>>53115496
>>unironically being a liberal
"but muh classical liberalism"
different shade of shite
>>53115509
I agree
Job permitting I repeat when possible.
Ideally I'd prefer 5x a week to match the practices that taught me to do this shit to begin with, but unless I want to be homeless and "Will swim for moneys" I've got to work
>>53115486
I only see her infrequently 2bh, we haven't a lot of exposure to one another. either way, I'm not that fussed. I'd like to put one through her but if it doesn't happen it doesn't happen
cant stop putting absolute fatty, sugary trash in my stomach lads
>inb4 le fat american
>>53115539
I'm a centrist
Fuck off
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jan/04/american-football-is-too-dangerous-and-it-should-be-abolished
fuck off nigel
>I'm a centrist
>Fuck off
hmm
any new memes
I need sexual healing right now lads
>>53115498
If you want to get good at swimming, all you need to do is swim a lot and eat enough. Maaaybe you'll need to do a couple of isolation exercises.
Those guys who "get big with fuck all ability to do anything with it but flex in a mirror" are pretty strong by the way. You only get to look like that if you can lift a lot of weight, if you're happy being good at cardio that's fine but you don't have to shit on people who want to get strong instead
This is easily the best /brit/ thread in a while
>>53115498
form > function
>>53115601
>You only get to look like that if you can lift a lot of weight
or take roids
I can lift more than people with huge beef muscles because they are like cows and its all just meat.
WEW.
Just got done smoking weed for the first time and thought I'd tell the lads on 4chan.
How's your night boys?
Why is it so easy to trigger krauts lads? I've got one absolutely foaming at the mouth from literally one post
>>53115634
>for the first time
oh good heavens
JUST
Fancy some tea Lads?
>LADS
Fucking /muhammed/ britshits
>>53115627
What is meat but muscles retard. Roids aren't synthoil, all the muscles on them are real, you think Arnie or Ronnie Coleman couldn't lift huge amounts of weight?
>>53115634
wew c:
>>53115601
>all you need to do is swim a lot and eat enough
not even close mang. Where ya technique, where ya kickturns, where ya breathing timing, where ya dives, where ya "not getting dq'd in last place in every event because you lifted instead of learning how to swim competitively"
Shit, I've only been doing this for almost all of my life. Fucks sake, you'd think I'd know a thing or two about it.
>>53115612
Ask ur mum what she thinks about that.
LADS
So, tomorrow I have to fly to Tatooine. Tatooine, of all places! I hate it, I hate sand, hate it! It's cohai-coarse and rough and irritating. God, it gets everywhere. Hate it!
AND NOW YOU SEE WHY I ACT LIKE A NARCISSIST
>>53115634
pretty good
Why are /brit/ threads so much better when no brits post in them?
haha
I AM NOT FUCKING GAY OKAY!!!!
>>53115696
reddit leave
alri?
American weed is such trash, overpriced and hardly even smokeable.
people seriously peddle Mexican dirthash there in these fancy jars like its quality shit.
its sad really
AND NOW MY HEART'S AT A HUNDRED AND TWENTY
>>53115710
Haha good point, bronean
>>53115663
Sounds nice. What type?
GET FUCKED WAYNE
is this /cum/ or /brit/? so many fucking seppos
>>53115676
>What is meat but muscles retard
strength is more than just muscles retard, you need to strengthen the ligaments and bones to lift more weight/move faster/get stronger
roids just make you get big quick without any of the actual training to get you strong.
its also why they die of heart attacks so often, their hearts are swollen and weak.
>>53115729
Help the cause, brother
>>53115744
Isn't?
haha
AND ANGRIER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8AOAap6_k4
this is such a fucking tune
GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
asked a girl what type of music she makes when I already know the answer and have already listened to it
Went on reddit once lads
>I actually kind of liked it tbqh
>>53115766
Absolutely, dude
Lol
Used to have a girl this flexible.
Shit was cash.
I kissed a girl
>>53115792
Nice thread btw. Good to have a chat with the lads
haha
sick of this samefagging YANK
get off MY GENERAL samefagging yank
REEEEEEE
Need a wee but don't want to get out of bed
Smh
>>53115787
too rigid and the format is weird
plus too "democratic" in the worst way
>>53115780
>>53115749
What are you mad about?
>>53115812
LIAR
YOU'RE WITH HIM NOW
*points to Yank getting off the shuttle*
>>53115799
Dated a tiny mixed Domican/Irish girl that I could bend pretty much however I liked.
Shit was pretty good, in my all time top 3 fucks for sure. She gave some bomb dome too.
>>53115746
Yabukita blend green tea.
>>53115816
>Doesn't have a pissbottle
I bet you have a job and don't live with your parents you disgusting piece of shit
