psssh... nothin personnel... kid... edition
shoo slimey limey
>>53100216
plz more Pamperchu pics :)
crayon pop
kpop desu lads
what has he got earrings in his hair?
Who /tsu/ here??
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ulDXRZGqhg
>>53100356
>talking about finances whilst having a profile picture taken on public transport
bet he reads the FT too kek
Ritsu
>tfw no criminally insane gf to go on bonnie and clyde crime adventures with
>THE JANITOR
>normie-time /brit/
>>53100216
Daily reminder that;
Hillary Clinton used Benghazi to smuggle weapons to Isis
Jeremy Corbyn is anti-Eu but has to debate for it otherwise his party would tear apart
The left literally despise you, your family and everyone you love
http://youtu.be/IKf8d4Y-NlM
>>53100470
we have plenty of white trash in america
please take some there
is it possible to be a CEO without being a sociopath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx92bUw7WX8
>>53100446
0w0
>>53100490
>gif
fuck off
>>53100475
>>53100475
>>53100475
>>53100475
>>53100475
actual new thread
doing an arrangement
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gIxcLI1mOI
What kind of sick deranged man DOESN'T like this?
>>53100536
*likes*
>>53100531
sad case
>>53100531
stop splitting threads you autistic cunt
>this big lad is fucking scundered and can't speak without hiding behind his hands because he's afraid she'll see his lip twitch
>>53100531
Rorke
>>53100440
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fl1ozru5wq
>>53100531
fucking dickhead
>Labour MP Simon Danczuk is facing a police investigation after a rape allegation was made against him.
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
LOOK AT HIM RAPING THIS POOR 17 (SEVENTEEN) YEAR OLD GIRL
>have sex with girl
>think its just a bit of fun, we'd been flirting for a while
>enjoy the night
>it turns out she has a boyfriend back home
>he doesn't know
>she isn't even down as in a relationship on facebook, but apparently they've been together for two years
>she makes loads of posts about how great he is
>he actually seems like a decent guy
>feel like shit
>see her again
>go outside the party for a cigarette
>she follows, I tell her I didn't know she was in a relationship
>"oh I don't care anyway, I've done it before"
I feel like writing the guy a letter, because he seems like the good sort and will probably end up having his life and finances ruined down the road by this person.
This girl is gonna be like Niagra falls nigga. A guy that good looking but has difficulty talking.
>>53100759
yes do that
and then FONT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V19C6ohkZPU
>yank telly
>>53100759
>>have sex with girl
stopped reading right ther
>>53100759
this you mountain fuck
>>53100802
>>53100759
What's her name?
Azusa
Kyary
>>53100216
>>53100244
what is with yanks and autistic namefagging
>>53100759
yeh tell him mate. fuck her 2bh, the big bitch.
i bet I'd look qt as fuck if I put on a bit of makeup and did up my eyebrows a bit
wish i was a girl I'd be such a pretty slut ffs
having a lol
Labour only exist because of people's hatred of the Tories, and once the labour voters flock to UKIP, will only exist because of labours racial gerrymandering
The Tories only exist because of other people's money
British politics will be refreshing again and have parties that ACTUALLY represent the people once we stop voting for the same old two dead parties.
If one goes, the other goes with it.
Vote UKIP
>>53100802
>>53100831
>>53100846
I thought you lads were all about Premier League, Tinder girls, house parties and getting drunk?
Expected this from Yanks but not you
>>53100931
haha no my friend it seems you have mistankenly entered the url of a well known anime imageboard
perhaps you were looking for facebook?
>>53100931
What's her name?
>>53100926
yeah ok son, now pass the bath salts
need a bf lads
If you spend time creating NEWs and linking to NEWs then you're basically working for 4chan
why would you even do that
>>53100911
I wouldn't even start down that road mate
when I was 19 I went with this lad I knew from uni who dressed up as a girl, he was feminine as fuck and we were both sort of curious
as soon as I'd cum I regretted it
>>53100931
mate this /r9k/ invasion has been ongoing for months and I'm sick of it
sure there were always abnormies here but these fucking autists have gotten way out of line recently
"FONT" is them basically yelling like little dirty pakis for their own sharia law, even though they're the minority
fucking despise the virgins these days
>>53100981
ANNA
N
N
A
>>53100931
Real /brit/posters do, unfortunately there's a collective of spergs that likes to cotch here instead of going to their containment thread over on /r9k/
>>53101009
>>53101020
benders out
>>53101020
university of reading
>>53100981
Georgia. She's American.
>his favourite atomic kitten track isn't It's Ok!
>>53100931
ignore them
look at the op, threads full of autistic abnormie cunts atm
>>53101034
>>>/fb/
font
>be NEET
>pretend to my friends im a massive online baller tycoon(reading FT etc)
>just got seen going in to the job centre by a mate today
I AM FUCKED
>>53101012
Well they get paid for it surely?
>>53101036
lel
>>53101052
Do you know a girl called Anna from Vienna?
>>53100971
>4chan
>anime image board
fuck off with this meme and fuck off to /a/ you nonce
>>53101045
not even a bender though, just had to get it out of my system while I was young, now I'm 100% straight
>Like tall girls
>Never met a girl taller than 5'6" that I'm not related to
Doomed to womanlets I suspect.
>>53101052
no you fuck the correct answer was anna
>>53101038
Clearly not you utter pleb
>>53101076
lmao that's what you get for gassing
>>53101076
>having friends
I've found your first mistake
MANDEM
>>53100971
Exactly pham, it's an anime imageboard, not a beta cuck imageboard
Not saying beta cucks shouldn't be allowed, but normies are allowed too
Anime is for everyone!
>>53101110
you bummed some poof and now you're telling me you're 100% straight lmao you're a bender
>His favourite Sugababes song isn't About You Now
>>53101174
this is the kersel mandem c-mac yeah
might have a wank to an indian or chinese tonight
>I'm a real /brit/poster
Art used to be something to cherish
Now literally anything could be art
This post is art.
- Anonymous
>Proposing to a girl on the first date
What a fucking madman.
LADY LESHURR EDITION
www.wsj.com/articles/mcdonalds-worker-stabbed-to-death-in-bronx-1451931041
>be american
>get stabbed
>>53101195
push the button desu
>his favourite Girls Aloud song isn't Can't Speak French
Lads
>>53101188
nowt gay about shagging a qt fuccboi mate
if anything it's more masculine than fucking a woman
>>53101195
pleb, i bet you've never even seen the original lineup in concert
What's the second most patrician religion? (after Catholicism)
>>53101277
>korean girl
>chinese name
seems like a legit profile
returning to running tomorrow
cant fucking wait desu (wrote out desu instead of tá Žbh because im in such a CRAZY whimsical mood)
>In August 2014, 4chan was involved in the Gamergate controversy, which began with false allegations about indie game developer Zoë Quinn. Tom Mendelsohn of The Independent wrote of this controversy that "as with most of the worst things on the internet, this whole palaver can be traced back to the primordial soup-stains 4chan and Reddit, two digital plaguepits of particularly virulent woman-hatred"
>primordial soup-stains
>digital plaguepits
lol
>>53101301
zoroastrianism
>>53101277
fish people are disgusting 2bh
>>53101238
DONT FINK YOUR BUFF COZ YER WEARIN CONTOUR
>>53101264
biology easy
>>53101195
https://youtu.be/SLlF3Wol1oQ
GOAT remix
Lads how do you deal with the fact that the Universe will continue on for trillions and trillions of years after you die?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_far_future
>>53101301
Protestantism
>>53101301
Catholicism? The one that teaches that, when you take communion, you are LITERALLY (not metaphorically or symbolically, LITERALLY) eating the flesh and blood of Jesus?
>>53101301
Eastern Orthodox.
>>53101256
>someone died in the Bronx
Wow what a news story
>>53101136
clearly is you little autistic Billy no mates wasteman
>>53101330
>not posting on a chinese cartoon soup-stain
>>53101301
wee frees
>>53100216
>>53101352
says who
you're literally chatting shit m8
>>53101344
why you in america Lisicki
There's no more freedom
The both of you will be confined...
To this mind
real question lads, why don't the bitter autistic permavirgins and chinese cartoon obsessed paedophiles go here?
>>>/r9k/25491802
it's a constant general and it caters exactly to the kind of environment they want
really don't understand why they're here and not there
>>53101301
>>53101367
>catholicism
>protestantism
but those are not religions lol. it's like saying mahayana or shia is religion
>>53101352
Through faith in the Messiah you can live forever in the Kingdom of Heaven
>>53101301
Calvinism
>>53101301
buddhism
>>53101313
She's got Instagram connected and says she's from Beijing so I'm pretty sure she's legit Yank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOUqVuNzkA8
>>53101330
the best part is that that was that it wouldn't have gotten as big as it did if the SJW mods hadn't tried to censor it
>>53101301
Gnosticism
it was religion of the prude elitists. look up how cathars were, they literally couldn't find anything against them
OFFICIAL SUGABABE SONG POWER RANKINGS
1) About You Now
2) Round Round
3) Hole In The Head
4) Push The Button
5) Stronger
P O W E R G A P
6) Too Lost in You (snoozefest of a choon)
7-10) Literally who songs
O F F I C I A L S U G A R F U S
1) None
2) They
3) Were
4) All
5) Ugly
6) As
7) Fuck
>>53101471
should i watch that film
>>53101472
excuse my grammar fuckups please
i'm not in the mood to be embarrassed right now
>>53101466
oh if it says she is from beijing then i guess she must be
>>53101368
found the proddy
>>53101472
>tfw all the OC
Even I joined in and I don't like getting involved in that stuff
why is no one talking about the fact that Nigel Farage literally survived an assasination attempt months before the EU referendum?????
I didn't even see it on the news
>>53101352
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_far_future
This makes me uncomfortable
>>53101385
You're literately pandering to slags you slimy little rat. Real reason why you wouldn't tell the lad because you're afraid he'd batter you
>>53101441
a greasy pollack would think as much
business idea: we start a yugoslavia style civil war and cull the pakis
'Billy no mates' must be the most hurtful thing people say, even when they don't mean it.
My dad used to call me 'Billy no mates' EVERY DAY because I would always go to play football by myself.
I snapped one day
I then started running around the house screaching loudly and kicking the ball as hard at his plate collections as I could while yelling 'DADDY SMASHED PLATES'
He grabbed me and smacked the shit out of me
I was 23 at the time
I deserved it but it was his fault.
>>53101504
wanked to push the button
>>53101301
Manichaeism and Catharism
>>53101504
Push The Button is the first music video I remember popping a bone to, it has a special place in my heart.
>>53101536
You're right la she's probably lying
(For no explicable reason)
>>53101472
It was literally just a scandal about the integrity of video game journalism. How the fuck did it become a hate group bogeyman?
>>53101602
ive played CK2 as well
>>53100728
>7.2m years - Without maintenance, Mount Rushmore will erode into unrecognizability.
Yanks btfo
>>53101602
>>53101626
very good lads but the original sugababes we're all munters tbH dunno how you managed it ya little rascals
>800 million: Carbon dioxide levels fall to the point at which C4 photosynthesis is no longer possible.[51] Free oxygen and ozone disappear from the atmosphere. Multicellular life dies out.[52]
>1 billion: The Sun's luminosity has increased by 10 percent, causing Earth's surface temperatures to reach an average of ~320 K (47 °C, 116 °F). The atmosphere will become a "moist greenhouse", resulting in a runaway evaporation of the oceans.[53] Pockets of water may still be present at the poles, allowing abodes for simple life.[54][55]
>1.3 billion: Eukaryotic life dies out due to carbon dioxide starvation. Only prokaryotes remain.[52]
>2.3 billion: The Earth's outer core freezes, if the inner core continues to grow at its current rate of 1 mm per year.[57][58] Without its liquid outer core, the Earth's magnetic field shuts down,[59] and charged particles emanating from the Sun gradually deplete the atmosphere.[60]
>2.8 billion: Earth's surface temperature, even at the poles, reaches an average of ~420 K (147 °C, 296 °F). At this point, life, now reduced to unicellular colonies in isolated, scattered microenvironments such as high-altitude lakes or subsurface caves, will completely die out.[50][61][d]
>3 billion: Median point at which the Moon's increasing distance from the Earth lessens its stabilising effect on the Earth's axial tilt. As a consequence, Earth's true polar wander becomes chaotic and extreme.[62]
>3.3 billion: One percent chance that Mercury's orbit may become so eccentric as to collide with Venus, sending the inner Solar System into chaos and potentially leading to a planetary collision with Earth.[63]
>3.5 billion: Surface conditions on Earth are comparable to those on Venus today.[64]
>>53101352
can't wait to get this death thing over and done with
2 2 CHICKEN
>>53101368
>disrespecting trans substances
well I'm triggered
>Main suspect in propaganda video by so-called Islamic State thought to be Briton Siddhartha Dhar, BBC understands
>Briton
>Siddhartha Dhar
"so-called" Briton
he wasn't born here and he's fighting and committing war crimes in the name of another state, at what point does he stop being a Briton?
>>53101671
Have you seen them in that fuckin video mane
>>53101685
NANDO
>>53100728
worst thing is shes a munter
>>53101563
Literally what the fuck are you on about you little bag of piss? I'm saying that Billy no mates should go to /britfeel/
This has always been a normie thread
>>53101602
>patrician
>wanking in the desert and getting crusaded
naw
also they should be current ones
>>53101690
theyre just saying where he comes from you autismal scrote
>It was literally just a scandal about the integrity of video game journalism.
>>53101629
>fake profile so that they can lure you into sending a cock shot which they then use on their website probably something called amaturegaybritboys.com to get other men hard off of your dick picture
>>53101708
link
>>53101544
my guess is a media blackout, the only news source that seemed to report it prominently was, you guessed it, RT
eu kleptocrats and their british collaborators don't want their precious project harmed
>>53101725
wogs and coon sorts dont come from here you complete TWAT
>>53101690
well he would be islamic statian if only our government recognised IS.
they need to learn recognition =/= condoning
literally would make it so much easier to blow them the fuck out as well
ITT: gaylords
Waheeeyyyyy
>>53101690
so-called daesh
>>53101750
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=sugababes+push+the+button
>eu kleptocrats and their british collaborators don't want their precious project harmed
>>53101770
>The family of British Muslim convert, Siddhartha Dhar, last night admitted that the killer seen shooting a prisoner in the head in the latest Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant (Isil) video, could be the 32-year-old former bouncy castle salesman from east London.
>>53101560
same.
i don't understand half of it but it makes me sad and distressed that i'll only be around for less than a blink of time.
bit existential too. when thinking about the mechanisms of the universe and everything inside it, kinda makes my life a bit trivial. none of us actually matter in the grand scheme of things.
really wish i was born 1000 years from now so I could travel the universe and see the abyss for myself instead of just imagining how vast it all is.
>>53101737
>Yank fantasies
>>53101721
Didn't realise I was talking to an illiterate mong
Go back up and re read the conversation before you start piping up
would you rather suck a cock or convert to muslim?
>>53101793
that's a virus, im not a complete moron
link the youtube vid
>>53101815
Such a meme job title
t. Machine operator
>>53101829
wouldnt take much to get me to suck a cock tbf
>>53101770
>Dhar, who was brought up a Hindu, ran a firm hiring out bouncy castles, before marrying his Muslim wife Aisha and becoming radicalised.
>Former neighbours in Walthamstow, east London, claimed Dhar's wife was more devout than him and suggested she may have put him on the path to extremism.
fuck tha beef nigga i miss u n thats just being real wit u
>>53101690
The kids are going to die in an airstrike, bit harsh
>>53101504
Switch Round and Round with Push the Button and actually we have a decent list
>>53101815
>bouncy castle salesman
>>53101833
Tough shit dickweed
>>53101301
Five Percent Nation
>>53101826
I've read the conversation and you're making no sense, i realise autistic children had trouble talking to others but I never realised it was this chronic
>>53101301
Islam.
>>53101896
PTB was over rated garb
learn your sugababe choons, kid
Reminder that if you're one of the many posters who posts links ITT, you should remember that I don't open a single one of them. Youtube, BBC, Vice, DailyMail, vocaroo, anything; I do not click a single one. All that time you spend highlighting the link, copying and pasting it, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting eagerly waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content on the other side of the link are completely and utterly wasted on me because I do not, ever, open links ITT.
>>53101882
TRUTH IS EVERYONE WANNA KNOW HOW CLOSE ME AND SNOOP IS
Mania's peaking higher than expected lads. Definitely going to get a qt to ask me out tomorrow at this rate.
Grace Dare with her Swedish husband Abu Bakr
>>53100617
>>53100633
>>53100704
>>53100720
>he'd rather post in a shit yank thread made at 300 posts
Literally why?
We let this happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHgkMGAn0v0
>>53101814
rasheed
Right what should my nation be
leaning towards some Afro-commie military junta
>>53101965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bBfWTGzJ6I
>>53101678
something something sophocles better to die young than live old
>>53101981
because I'm not autistic enough to care
>>53102004
>Afro-commie military junta
so pick canada
Anyone got a spare willy near Merseyside?
Bum is feeling a bit empty
>>53101992
>European immigration is bad, lets import people from Commonwealth countries like India and Nigeria instead
Rasheed
Rasheed
>>53101968
wats the difference between me n u? u talk a gud 1 but u dont do wat u suppose 2 do
i act on wat i feel n never deal wit emotions
>>53101981
because I'm not autistic enough to care
>>53102042
herer
>>53102042
hello
yes
hello
>>53102042
chester
>>53102062
well we're doing both in spades so what's your point? Both marginally improve the economy (allegedly) and both drastically increase pressure on everything else.
>>53101671
push the button wasnt the original lineup they had the blonde one then
>>53101877
Tbf at least he had the decency to go to Pakiland and do his shut rather than blowing up the underground or some shit
>>53102022
>>53102065
fuck you both
stupid cunts
>nation name is too long
rooooooooooooo
>>53102019
WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOU’RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM WANKING IT TO THE GASH OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS ISN’T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /BRIT/. NEWSFLASH: NOT EVERYONE IS GAY YOU PIECE OF SHIT
WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG FRUITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD
>>53102157
cry some more you manchild
Anyone ever rang the samaritans?
![47261c080c3fbb311a6994eba106de36[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DyhCYjf.jpg "47261c080c3fbb311a6994eba106de36[1].jpg")
>>53102211
I once rang the Sarmatians, didn't help me much tbqh
The finest women london has to offer
Lads, I think I've grown out of /pol/.
When I look at it now I just see /b/, it's not as fun as it once was.
>>53102197
you're the one crying you stupid prick
This board and general would improve tenfold if it was like /news/ in that only the OP can post an image. Literally all the anime posters and fedora posters would leave, that's at least 60% of the shit, unoriginal, low quality posts out the door in one go.
I wonder if the new japanese overlord will listen. He does hate all forms of spam after all.
>>53102261
Oh!
peek-a-boo
>>53102268
It's never been the same after the purge
I still go there mind
bf put his willy in me again
>>53102268
There's so many threads about just bullshit just completely irrelevant to politics and the mods just let it stay. Posting quality is also wankered.
>>53102304
it's a fucking imageboard
if anything, posts without images shouldn't be allowed
>>53102268
Try growing out of anime you fucking nonce twat
of all the times psn had to be down, why did it have to be today?
>>53102211
Are they confidential? Might give them a buzz
Must be terrible working as a call answerer having to listen to all that misery
>>53102211
I did, it wasn't for me it was for me it was for a girl though
>>53102335
RONT
>>53102344
There are text boards. 99.9% of the images posted here are irrelevant to any international discussion at all. It would improve quality greatly 2bh
Are you some anime posting autist or something?
>>53102211
Emailed them, very helpful stuff I must say
Donated a tenner and now they won't stop sending me letters thanking me and giving me updates, so fucking annoying. No wonder they need so much fucking money. Worst part is the letters have the Samaritans logo on the front so now my mum's seen it and thinks I'm suicidal
>>53102374
what does RONT mean
>>53102340
That's not the problem, /pol/ was always hands-off moderation.
I think IDs, flags, and moot redirecting /b/ to /pol/ to shitpost is what did it.
I slashed my wrist in art class once (always cut away). It was 3/4 of an inch deep and sliced the length of the wrist like a classic suicide cut.
Honestly I didn't realize how bad it was at first. The blade slipped, and it stung. Then I looked down and there was a gaping hole with blood welling it in. And then it started to bleed everywhere. It was kind of surreal, slow motion feeling, and I was in a daze. I remember holding a kleenex over it, walking up to the teacher and asking for a bandaide.
They got me to a hospital. When the doctor started cleaning it up I told her not to give me a shot because I didn't have health insurance. So she put in 11 stitches without the local anesthetic. It really didn't hurt. It felt weird, like you could feel the needle poking through and the thread pulling through, and then the skin pulling as she put the stitches in, but it didn't hurt any worse than the actual wound.
>>53101277
cheers lad
>>53101275
>>53102261
2>1>3
all fit though
I've got a beard right and when I walk past hijab'd girls I put on a serious face and like to pretend she will think of me like some stern muslim man and that will be irrisitable to her
>>53102295
want a tissue?
>twink on grindr telling me how he met Nige and Nick Clegg at the Oxford Union
bit weird ini
it wasnt supposed to end up like this
>>53102452
FONT
>>53102335
FOGT
>>53102452
FONT
contemplating having an extra cheeky go on fifa career more
>>53102424
alri Canotila
>>53101301
>>53102304
Mabye you should fuck off back to reddit if you don't like how things are done around here
>>53102489
>fifa career more
cant get motivated lads, fucks sake
i should be wanking right now but i just cannot be arsed
>>53102440
desu it pretty obvious that you're not a Muslim by your face
>>53102489
>not playing seasons online
hate when people say online is """"scripted"""" those scrubs need to git gud
muslim here AMA
>>53102512
>Le back to leddit
>I don't like your ideas so go back to irrelevant website
I've never used Reddit. And autistic chinese cartoon nonce shit hads nothing to do with international discussion, so maybe you should fuck off back to an appropriate site or board. Spastic
>>53102610
>not playing fut seasons
>>53102610
FONT
>>53102610
agreed seasons is the patrician mode but I can never get a stable connection and when I concede a goal because of the lag I'm liable to throw my controller through my telly
>>53102623
shut up cornwall and post more dress up pics :3
>>53102634
good lad
was about to make this exact post
Apparently Nige is similar irl to how he is on telly but he's a manlet.
Interesting.
Lads I unironically find headscarves attractive
I have fetishised Islam
Want to take away a Muslim qt from her family and turn her western
>>53102634
>>53102686
>fut
>paying for pixels: the game mode
>>53102634
>>53102686
>Playing fut
>>53102697
fuck off paki
>>53102668
>controller
>not using keyboard and mouse
up my sleeves
>>53102697
>muslim
>qt
pick 1
>>53102634
not doing UT this year
that shit is just gambling except you don't get real money
>>53102764
i pick qt
