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still no real OP image edition
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>>25491802
it should be empty the whole year. just as empty as ops heart
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1st for Islam guy actually said moderate Muslims believe it is okay to rape young girls
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>>25491802
>not no Islam edition
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>>25491867
also because the immigrants stole everything
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Who watching AGDQ?

>Aladdin run soon
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Why not have half of the image underwater?
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>>25491876
Is that enforced in the Quran?
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>>25491892
>If you dress like a bank robber and carry a gun then it's the policemen's fault for shooting you

But it's illegal to carry a gun mate it's not illegal to have a vagina
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>>25491802
I think this should be a part of the OP image tbqh
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fuck islam desu senpai
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>>25491927
Apparently. He said that Muslims are allowed to rape women and young girls of any age if they are deemed to be dressing 'provocatively' and the idea is that it would encourage the females to dress more moderately and adopt a more Islam focused way of life that Allah would approve of.
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>>25491974
dress more modestly*
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>>25491876

And no one ever chatted utter bollocks on the internet, least of all 4chan...
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>tfw muslims can even ruin /britfeel/ threads in addition to ruining your country.
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Fucks sake, islamposters are literally worse than unifags.

I'd rather see Tildefag posting than islamfags, if that's what it takes.
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>>25492004
>Muslims literally admitting they think it is fine to rape children at this point

lel nah guys it's just their way of having banter XD

>lefties
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>>25492004
>Tfw Nige will kick your dirty brown head in the day England finally gets redpilled.
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>>25492045
>tfw ISIS online branch is tasked with shitposting in britfeel until the threads are ruined
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>>25491802
who else here /universitychallenge/?
>chan or lilly more of a qt?
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>>25492054
he'll never get elected his own party doesnt even want him anymore
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>>25491961
>>25491942
>>25491891
>>25492045
>>25492052
>>25492004
>>25492054
>>25492046
I must have triggered you guys
sorry
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>>25492100
Can I ask you another question about Islam?

Do you find >>25492079
the image in the above post offensive?
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>>25492090
>his own party doesnt even want him anymore
Nice propaganda paki.
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Why do we act like multiculturalism is everyone moving everywhere to be together? It's white people allowing the brown and blacks to share in their better societies and nothing more.
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>>25492100
nah just banter with the k-on image desu
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>>25492052
>admitting they think it is fine to rape children at this point

>child rape
>Teenage girls who dress like whores getting fucked by a group of strangers is now rape because they gave her alcohol
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To be fair most of our politicians and entertainers seem to think that child rape is okay too. Maybe muslims can fit in here.
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>>25492052
>>25492054
>>25492100

Taking first hand accounts at face value on 4chan is preposterous and if you do so you're likely staggeringly dim.
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>tfw final year of uni
>still never had a girlfriend
>still no hope of that ever changing

The worst part about it is that I have a relatively normal social life and am real confident around other guys
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>>25492175
Inshallah brother, they just don't understand.
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>>25492120
Yes but that doesn't mean I'm going to kill him for it
Like I said earlier we aren't in an Islamic country and we must follow the law of the land
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>>25492154
>12 year old girls are teenagers
>Muslim education
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>another /britfeel/ ruined right out of the gate
all according to plan. excellent work my roaches
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>>25492174
>child rape
>teenage whores getting treated like whores
Pick one
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>>25492204
You'd creampie a 12 year girl in an instant (probably even your little sister you inbred fuck) if you could you liberal cuckold. This arbitrary age factor is nothing more than artificial social stigma.
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>>25492193
>getting offended because somebody drew a fictional character from a book you read

Christ no wonder you lot make your women dress like ninjas if you can't even contain yourselves over a MS paint image
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>>25492204
>Implying they were 12 years old
white ignorance
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>>25491919

Just tuned in. Didn't realise it was on. Always a comfy watch.
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Any BRISTOL or PLYMOUTH bros here?
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Found a couple more pics of my Ex I hadn't deleted from the recyle bin, anyone want them? They are lewd but not newd
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Post waifu
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>>25492243
>Muslims actually believe this
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>>25492269
yeah put an imgur gallery up and share it bruv
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>>25492276
waifu status: posted
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>>25492293
It's just 2 more pics so I'll post 'em on here
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>>25492262
I snuck into a few lectures at plymouth uni, they're ok. On the way back now to a real uni, ucl

I'm sure your degree will be just as worthwhile as mine :^)

not that it matters as I'm doing stem so I'll be replaced by 1 million 2nd worlders
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>>25492256
>Nearly 400 British girls as young as eleven are believed to have been sexually exploited by Muslim rape gangs in Oxfordshire over the past 15 years, according to a chilling new report. It charges local officials with repeatedly ignoring the abuse due to a "culture of denial."

http://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/5386/british-girls-raped-oxford
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>>25492283
at this point its just an obvious troll senpai
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>>25492248
prophet Muhammad (S.A.A.W) is not a fictional character secondly wouldn't you get offended if someone was making fun of a human being you loved more than anything in this universe?
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>>25492262
Why those two specifically?

I had friends at both, got rejected for Plymouth.
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>>25492325
Fin.

Original comment
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>>25492325
Your ex looks fit mate did you put some others up earlier if so I missed them have you got a link?
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>>25492334
If they're old enough to dress like whores and get drunk with a group of male strangers then they're old enough to face the consequences of doing so
I'm not blaming the women I'm blaming you guys for letting and teaching your women to act like whores
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>>25492351
I am from Bristol and at uni in Plymouth. How the fuck did you manage to get rejected?
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>>25491802

The clog wogs have made their own

>>25491531
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>>25492352
she's a bit fat
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>>25492283
He's not a Muslim
Oh wait but I forgot that there's no such thing as a white paedophile
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>>25492353
Here's the first, I only had those 3 pics, I must have deleted the others. The only place they could be is on an old memory stick and I have no idea where it is
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>>25492381
I got the points but not the grades. My IT teacher was shit and I got an E in it, Plymouth wouldn't take me for Computer Science so I went to Gloucestershire which was my second choice.

Got a 2:1, (suck it Mr. Whatever your name was).
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>>25492408
He is, you subhuman shitskins always spout 'inbred' as an insult because you will never be white.
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>>25492342
>he loves a fictional character more than anything else in the universe

This religion just keeps getting more autistic by the minute
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>>25492402
She was like a size 10 and 5'7", she had a little bit of belly but joocy ass and thighs
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>>25492419
Wow thanks man you're lucky
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>normies
>pakis
>women

What happened to these threads?
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>>25492428
>>25492426
You know what you guys can have your "fun" in your shitty little autistic /inbred and yellow teeth feel/ thread
I'm going (probably will comeback tomorrow)
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>tfw spilt half a cup of hot tea in my lap
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>>25492456
Yeah we were each others first and she is still the tightest I've ever had, only gf tho
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>>25492480
It's a terrorist attack by ISIS mate
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anyone got chav slut porn? the picture in the other thread has got me bonerfied.
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>>25492494
Okay, try not to rape any children between now and then Muhammed. Have a great evening!
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Am I a bad person?
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>>25492539
probably
not much you can do about it other than lie
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>>25492523
if you google 'british slags' you get some decent Tumblrs you can wank too but it's hard to find proper chav slut porn. I really want some chav slut femdom/ballbusting but it literally doesn't exist.
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>>25492523
Go on pornhub. The amount of amateur videos of chav girls fucking pakis is amazing.
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>>25492563
>I really want some chav slut femdom/ballbusting but it literally doesn't exist
Would you trust a chav slag to femdom you lad?
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>>25492500

I did a similar thing with a cup of coffee and my foot earlier today.
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>>25492523
pretty much any fake taxi
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>>25492590
I'm fearless mate
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>>25492571
what do I search? I've found a few decent ones, even a few HD vids of some fat chavvies but the full vids are locked behind paywalls. I need the real gold mine
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>tfw quitting porn
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>>25492593
>foot
>lap

These are two different things. I assure you dropping a hot brew in your lap is not like splashing it on your foot.
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>>25492262
Bristol here.
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>>25492627
>tfw you quit porn but ended up addicted to erotica instead
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>>25492668
I've never been into Erotica t b h
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>>25492596
>That one uncut guy who forces every girl to give him a rimjob
Based.
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>>25492276

>so many anons ITT who don't have waifus

Make a positive change in 2016 anons, and acquire waifu.
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>>25492640

It was more than a "splash", I assure you.

Don't underestimate my clumsiness, Anon, it will be your downfall. Shortly after I tumble into you, of course.
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>>25492523
killergram
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>>25492596
not a fan of the camera angles desu
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>>25491897
"Closed for rebranding"

Then have something like "slave labor camps"
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>>25492668
>erotica
That would just bring back memories of trying to watch porn on Channel 5 when I was 13.

I won't be able to get off unless there's a bit of static fuzz on the screen too.
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>>25492711
>Falling in love with somebody who will never exist
>A positive change
It's a curse not a blessing Anon
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jesus christ nobody told me everything would be exhausting once you hit 26
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>>25492596

this 2bh,

Original comment
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>>25492563
Katie K is pretty good at it, maybe not to everyone's taste though
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>>25491802
Someone should really dump all of the ones from last year. I tried my best to get as many as I could for no reason.
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>>25492794
which fake taxi is this?
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>>25491802
Might be time for a new background, doubt many anons are even on jobseekers desu
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>>25492563

>tfw your 2 favourite northern slags are no longer in the biz

RIP Bonnie Rose and Candi Blows 2bh
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>>25492794
>''I'm gonna suck your cock clean then go home and give my son a noogie''
What did she mean by this?
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>>25492912

The one where he makes her pay for the fare by sucking his cock

You're welcome anon :)
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>>25492846
I did..

its

tiny url britfeelmasterfolder

okay im gonna start a straw pol
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>>25492777
>Fall in love with someone who does exist
>She leaves you because she met someone else
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Scandicuck here sorry. Kinda want to move to UK, maybe Northern Ireland or something, but I'm a NEET. Do you guys accept losers that are not shitskins there? I could probably get a job as a web developer or something eventually.
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>>25492563
>I really want some chav slut femdom/ballbusting but it literally doesn't exist.
I know there is a lot of POV stuff, can't remember if there is any ballbusting though
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Just whacked a bunch of money in premium bonds

Is it true that new bonds are more likely to win because the algorithm is fucked? An anon said so a thread or so ago but Google doesn't seem to say anything like that. Anecdotal evidence does imply that could be the case though.
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>>25492997
British society is hostile as fuck towards robots. Especially the younger generation (late teens - mid 20s)
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>>25492997
>I could probably get a job as a web developer or something eventually.

Doubt it
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>>25492997
we hate our own neets enough, foreign neets (white or not) are the worst grade.
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>>25492997
>wanting to move to Northern Ireland

Probably the first and last time I will ever hear anyone say this.
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I want to move here
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>>25493021
Do you know how I would go about searching for it? Putting chav girl x y z in search engines never wields any good results. Is there a special porn term for chav females?
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>>25492794

>tfw none of the older videos have rimjobs in

I like how it's seemingly become expected though now
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>>25492997
Gotta have chad-tier social skills for web dev these days mate, no neets allowed.

Need to be the sort of person who could easily go on stage at a tech conference to progress
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>>25491802
OKAY LETS VOTE ON OP IMAGE

============PLZ VOTE==========


http://strawpoll.me/6451289
http://strawpoll.me/6451289
http://strawpoll.me/6451289


============PLZ VOTE==========
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had 2 beers and now i'm feeling restless and unsatisfied with whatever task i'm doing
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>>25492997
Tips:
- apply at a start up firm
- Wear smart jumpers and chinos with leather boots
- Wear the big 'nerd' glasses
Also helps if you have a slightly gay accent, should be easy to cover up with your swedencuck attitude (theyll think your a faggot either way)
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>>25493048
>>25493065
>>25493071
>>25493102
>>25492997
Oh yeah, ok. Think I'll consider Canada then or something.
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>>25493164
Go with asda if it doesn't work out we can always do cash converters
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>>25492140
>It's white people allowing the brown and blacks to share in their better societies and nothing more.

It's not even that. It's rich white people allowing brown and blacks to move in and inflate the poor working class, thereby lowering wages and creating more labour
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>>25493032
>An anon said so a thread or so ago
That was me. I could never find out for sure if it was true either (presumably they'd fix it if it was widely publicised), but my dad always seemed to think so and he made a lot off it over the years.

Do an experiment, sell and re-buy half your bonds every couple of months them and keep track of which set does better.
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>>25492997
Northern Ireland needs you.
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Drinking on a Monday night because I hate my life
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>>25493071
What's wrong with white NEETs?
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>>25493164
I don't think we should advertise super markets with our threads, but if we do it should at least be Poundland or some equally NEETish establishment
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>>25493164
There's only one or two people who can identify with the jobcentre. But we all know those awkward trips to the supermarket.
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>>25493164
Change is good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbO2_077ixs
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>>25493199
I just go with whatever I feel the majority want, so please do vote.
I cant really listen to one individuals wishes over the crowd, but I do listen to what people are saying.

>>25493238
>>25493252
like I said I am listening to everyone but its not my decision.
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>>25493215
Interesting.

Fingers crossed I get the million month 1
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>>25493144
try cruelbrats.com found a bunch of videos from there with proper chavvy girls
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>>25493234
If I get through the night it will be the longest I've been without drinking in over a year
Haven't had a drink since Saturday
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>>25493338
I believe in you mate!
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>>25493290
Savers or Herons frozen foods
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>>25493252
The job center is very British though. The supermarket thing could be applicable for anywhere in the world. Job Center on the other hand just screams Britain.

We need to conserve the British culture in these threads.
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>>25493365
cheers mate, drinking every day turned me into a real fat fuck. Gotta sort it out.
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>>25493164
I think it should just be a generic corner shop or maybe a premier Tbh, you could have the Indian shopkeeper in the right side window
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>>25493252
>There's only one or two people who can identify with the jobcentre
God, people weren't kidding about /int/ brit taking over.
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>>25493446
corner shop and kebab shop next to each other would be god tier but too much work probably
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>>25493252
Fuck outta here normie scum

Facebook beckons.
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>>25493448

Actually I think he means people are ultra-NEET and many haven't bothered with the Job Centre.
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Every time I try to post from firefox I get "connection error" and when I view 4chan.org main page it just says unsafe connection.

How the fuck do I fix this? Irritating as fuck.
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A question. Why would people on the normal side of things opt to come to this Brit over the int one?
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Pretty much live with one other person for my first year at uni, how do I become friends with this guy?
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>>25493533
gotta go out drinking together anon, if he's sat around not doing much on a night or weekend ask him if he fancies a pint
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Fuck it lads I'm bored so gonna look for the memory stick that might have more Ex-gf pictures on, I'll post them here if I find them.
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>>25493533

Show him your pokemans.
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>>25493470
Either that or a spoons and a kebab shop
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>>25493552
we both just sit in our rooms most of the time, I'm not even 100% sire what he does in there
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>>25493526
Fucking this.
>Have a more normie /brit/ thread on another board
>Need to go to the robot board and take over there's too just because
Fuck sake.
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I'm godtier Hikikomori and have not gone to JobCentre in 4 years but i respect it as an icon of Britfeel.
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>>25493526
/int/ encourages cross-posting between countries
the only people posting in /brit/ are libcucks
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>>25493578
Should make the move then anon, never know you might get on. But it aint gonna happen sober

>>25493577
spoons is a good shout too
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>>25493526
/brit/ unironiically has many Muslim posters who shit on how they're treated in the media. Fucking rich.
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>>25493586
There are plenty of liberals here as well, this isn't some storefront Brit base.
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>>25493586
/brit/ is not liberal at all
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Wtf, britbots why dont we hav a comp with the new op image?
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>>25493773
because nobody gives a fuck,
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>>25493773
Because we're int /brit/ 2.0 now.
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>>25493773
Because no one can agree on one
I reckon have one side as a corner shop other a kebab shop
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>>25493773
I can't into photodoot.

Did the normal /britfeel/ image maker die or something?
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>>25493839
If you bothered to read the archive you'd see he got of so many non-robots posting in these threads and left.
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>>25493839
no?! See >>25493164

Im okay with making the image im just not maintaining it all year again.
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>>25493490
What does FF say about 4chan's SSL certificate for you?
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>>25493836
Dibs on being on the kebab shop side
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I go to the BBC news homepage to seek inspiration for the OP image.

See pic related.

Well lads, I guess there's not much happening right now in terms of domestic news.
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>>25493836
>I reckon have one side as a corner shop other a kebab shop
Needs some Traditional British NEET Shops like Cash Converters and an offy too
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Like I said to one mudslime twat in the previous britfeel. Mudslimes ruined a comfy britfeel because they won't shut the fuck up.

Either keep your disgusting race quiet or fuck off. I don't want disgusting quran child rapists in my britfeel.
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>>25493891
>www.4chan.org uses an invalid security certificate.
>The certificate is not trusted because it was signed using a signature algorithm that was disabled because that algorithm is not secure.
>(Error code: sec_error_cert_signature_algorithm_disabled)

Adding an exception doesn't work (doesn't do anything). If the https option is checked in settings I can't even view boards. Having to use chrome at the moment which is a bit gay.
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LONDON

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D

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BABY
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>>25492987
fuckn tulpas am i right
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>>25493985
Soon the streets of Greater London will become designated.
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>>25493985
I just threw up a bit in my mouth.

Please tell me that's satire and not official statistics.
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>>25493836
>>25493892
I found a literal Kebab shop, if only the oldfag wasn't blocking the sign...
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>>25493985
England needs to be nuked.
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>>25493836
needs some kind of reference to poleaboo as well

he's the face of britfeel
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>>25493985
Not one Brit in sight.

THANK YOU LABOUR. THANK YOU. MORE MULTICULTURISM IS NEEDED IN THIS WHITE BRITAIN!
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>>25493985
>Hackney master race
>Based turks
>Based ocakbasi meat and bread
>Based chasing dindus off with kebab cleavers during the riots
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>>25493985
>Lets go save Landan lads
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>>25493985

How is this possible if London is so expensive to live in?
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>>25494024
Poo in Loondon
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>>25493985
Can we just make the new OP image an English flag with a paki creampieing some white kid?
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>>25494055
I KNOW THAT KEBAB PLACE
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>>25494050
This is just foreign born, not even counting all the 2nd/3rd generation ones ffs
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>the only areas of London worth living in are inhabited by Europeans

what a surprise
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>>25494069
Fuck off gulum
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Abrakebabra
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>>25494121
You don't seem to understand the only thematic element of /britfeel/.

Please see the archive. It's located in the basement of the council building. Please take care though, we've had the stairs taken out for refurbishment.
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>>25494126
It's for sale, too.
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>>25494160
tfw my Grandmother lives in Richmond upon Thames.
Some time in the last five years, she somehow has learnt basic German and Polish through immersion.

IN FUCKING RICHMOND
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>>25494220

> H-hello welcome to b-britbab house, can I take your order please?
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>>25494055

This one looks better
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>>25494220
Lets buy it, /britfeel/
We can make a living as kebab enablers, i'll be Hassan
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>By Allah anon is getting another kebab this week!
>Better watch that belly haha
>We just kidding! We love you, bring your little sister around next time, we do double deals
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>>25494055
>Pizzas
>Fresh Naan Bread
Fookin fancy pants kebab shops
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>>25494220
Heh, would it be a completely idiotic idea if Britfeel chipped in together to buy it.

le internet leaking.
A shop run by robots. Wouldn't that be novel.
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>>25494286
oh sure lets just all save our dole money and buy it shouldnt take long
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>>25494220
30 grand?

Lads if we all chip in do you want to buy it and open up Frogposter Kebab Shack? We can deny service to normies.
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>>25494276
>I'll have a pork kebab please.
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>>25494340
I've got 8 grand
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>mfw girl I'm interested in just got put on SSRIs today
Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
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>>25494061
Nah you can fuck off, Amir is just an attention seeking little melt, fuck him >>25493951
Yeah actually an offy is better than a corner shop
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>>25494277
That font. Why do they all use that font?
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>>25494160
tfw sharing a borough with pajeet
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>>25494366
>8 grand
>government still lets you sponge welfare
no wonder this country is fucked
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>>25494366
I've got 2, we're 1/3 of the way there.
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>>25494118
Already are in Whitechapel mate
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>>25494377

Stop being interested in her, she's fucking crazy. Go and find a nice wholesome girl at church.

Fuck, sometimes I wish I could believe in god so I could get a qt pure Christian waifu.
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>>25494405
Keep crying into the qaran you pakifuck
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>>25494341
>30 anons jizzing in some normie's kebab he just bought after a night out at a club
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>>25494286
>>25494340
>>25494366
>>25494430
It's cheap because it's leasehold. That means 30 kilobongs rent.
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Post your local Kebab House, lads.

Pic related is mine.
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>>25494379
angry anon please leave

you are worse than any other gimmick poster, including poleaboo
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>>25494451
>a qt pure Christian waifu.
You're from /pol/ right? I've never seen a board over-glamorize anything as much as they do Church-going women. As someone who's been going for years the vast majority are just doing lip-service while being a degenerate everyday of the week or used up sluts who greatly regret their actions.
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>>25494276
>>25494286
>>25494307
>>25494341
>>25494430


Here's the link: http://www.fleurets.com/properties/restaurants-for-sale-or-let.html

Ctrl + F and type kebab to find it.

Lads, someone please start a kickstarter or something. Let's make /britbot/ history.
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>>25494468
How much can we subsidise by being submissive fucktoys for the landlord?

That's how I got my apartment for 100 quid.
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>>25494475
He honestly is, I'm not even going to reply to him. You always know it is him because he's the only person gay enough to use the word 'melt' and he can't work out paragraphs.

I wish he would either change his gimmick or stat tripping so I can filter him. I'd take Tilde back over this guy.
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>>25494340
>Not being on ESA
You're the one slowing down the process for us anon.
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>>25494475
It's not a gimmick, I just hate Amir
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>>25494451
I want to stick my dick in crazy though
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>>25494534

> Hold F to Reveal Kebab
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>>25494544
Brighton right?
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>>25494471

>can take a virtual walk down the street using the internet rather than have to go outside

What a time to be alive.
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>>25494576
Kebab revealed
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Did you guys hear about the fire at the circus?
Apparently it was in tents
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>>25494609
>>25494471

It's amusing that in both, the Mr Kebabs is standing outside of the shop.

Hello, Mr Kebabs, halal day we're having!
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How do I get the number captcha back? Instead I get these impossible words that even if I put in correctly it tells me it's wrong (they're not the usual words, the font is strange and hollow).
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>>25494471

Opinions, fellow robots?

Bear in mind thisarea is pretty much pakistan lite
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>>25494566

You'll regret it anon, if she's on SSRIs now imagine the endgame where you get fed up of her bullshit and want to leave her but she threatens to kill herself if you do and so you stay out of guilt but then after that she gradually starts poisoning your food so you become weak and dependent on her to care for you until you reach the point where you're unable to even get out of bed and essentially her prisoner forever.
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>>25494471
Fat chips and really good chilli sauce
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>>25494673
So she can kill herself. Why would I feel guilty?
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>>25494654
Google thinks you're a bot, are you blocking their domain with noscript or disallowing their cookies?
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>>25494664

>fruits and shoots

kek, fucking pakis
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>>25494609
Tell me about it mate. I hate leaving the house but I like seeing the world. I spent today in Denali National Park, Alaska. It's very peaceful there. Here is the lake

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Denali+Lakeview+Inn/@63.8486395,-149.0375046,3a,75y,162.33h,80.14t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1snnBLGr4RMCMNG1CAuXISyw!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo1.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DnnBLGr4RMCMNG1CAuXISyw%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D353.40759%26pitch%3D0!7i13312!8i6656!4m2!3m1!1s0x56cd25c3a3c3d6c3:0xa35a0b5a1f1b12bb!6m1!1e1
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>>25494654
I've had image captcha for the past 6 monfs.

>select all images with STREET SIGNS

>INCORRECT

>select all images of COFFEE

>*click all images of coffee and also a glass of orange juice.*

>CORRECT
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>>25494673
They hand out SSRI's like fucking tic tacs, lay off the soaps you filthy kebab.
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>>25494105
lmao look at his forehead
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>>25494673
Sounds better than being a wagecuck or NEET, sounds pretty kinky
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>>25494664
10/10, would daydream about riding a motorbike down the roofs
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>>25494471
Not even sure why I get em so much
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>>25494704

She'll tell her family. Also it will turn out she has three brothers, all over 2 metres tall and weighing 150 kilos each, who have short tempers and don't take kindly to the idea of someone making their little sister upset.
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>tfw almost got kicked out of job centre earlier today
wankers fucked up my claim
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>>25494739

No, it would be more like that Stephen King film.
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>>25494366
>>25494430
5 grand here, we're at the midway point lads
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>had a chance to actually have gf
>fucked it up only because i acted like selfish cunt
>now regret it
>depressed
>realize i will die alone

goodbye cruel world
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>>25494664
>tfw you come from Huddersfield originally
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omelette du fromage 2bh
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>>25494762
>Pizza Roma
>Bombay Cuisine
http://strawpoll.me/6452033
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>>25494732
This and if you understand how they work you'll know they don't make people mental at any point they literally just impair your serotonin production.
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>>25494762
2/10
No mention of kebabs on the sign, clearly not a priority to them
>Bombay
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>>25494762
i prefer sinbads
whats your name i might kno u
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>>25494849
I WAS EATING
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>>25494471
Top Paki/10.
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>tfw flaccid cock is nigh on the size of a Coke can
>tfw it's ugly
>tfwngf

I just want a pretty penis
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>>25494825

Is it completely unsalvageable?
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>>25494798
So you're the scummy guy who always gets a yelling?
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