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Let the wagecucking in 2016 commence.
Let the normies enter this thread.
>>25480492
Keep that Amerislime out of here tbqhm9
Morning lads. Another miserable day.
Keep an eye on BBC lads.
>>25481083
Anywhere I should be avoiding m9?
Bought some phenibut and noopept for the new year. Let the withdrawal symptoms commence.
Gonna get some benzos too. Fuck January
Haven't even been to bed yet lads, the ride never ends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJRuKK2hnxw
Morning lads. Doing anything interesting today?
>>25481675
Going to have a shower and a shave, go to Co-op and buy some junk food and snacks, check how much money I have left in my bank then decide if I really wanna drop my meager savings plus crimbo cash on a ps4 with bloodbourne and mgs5.
How about you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ir5C-Ir_v4
>>25481140
Places of employment if you value your comfy.
>>25481730
But how can I be comfy when being a poorfag?
>>25481764
Depends how prudent you are.
>>25481675
Might watch some cute girl anime
>>25481705
shave your cunt?
>>25481705
Not sure yet.
Probably grab a meal deal and spend the rest of the day back on the internet box
just fucking end it all
>>25481985
Meal deal from where lad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1Pqkjy1W4E
>>25482079
Sainsbury's.
Got a petrol station just a few seconds away, so I'll probably head up in a bit
Also qt
>tfw the petrol station 2 minutes from my house has a subway built into it
>tfw I'm too scared to leave my house to get something from there
>>25482133
Fear'll all be worth it after you come home and tuck into your Subway
>>25482133
deliveroo it m9
>>25482126
Sounds good fella, closest thin to me is a pretty big co-op that's always teaming with people so it's always a chore going.
>>25482133
Wish I had a subway that close I'd abuse it all the time, though I remember the first time I went in one and got stressed at all the fucking questions they ask, it's pretty good when you can just rattle off what you want so they don't have to ask you a million things though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHCLhig6bC0
>tfw signing on today
wish me luck lads
>>25482183
Fear keeps me from ever leaving my house, being asked questions as well is too much for me so I don't think I can do it. I'll just keep dreaming about it and going there one day.
>>25482187
Not in my area.
>>25482204
My own fear keeps me from abusing the mcdonalds and subway which are within 5 minutes of where I live, I just stay in my room and wish I had the balls and bravery to leave my house.
Just had beef stroganoff lads, what the fuck am I playing at?
>>25482242
>I just stay in my room and wish I had the balls and bravery to leave my house.
THink of all the money you're saving though lad.
>>25482277
I just spend it on other things like takeaways or games or just random shit online.
>>25482254
ABSOLUTE MADMAN FAMILY MEMBER
>>25482236
If things start looking shaky start asking em questions to waste time, like Could you explain what a zero hour contract is as I keep seeing it pop up in several jobs i've been applying to. They usually what people in and out when it's just a signing sesh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBNh2PPqlJs
>>25482288
>takeaways
I get more anxious waiting for it to arrive than running up to the station quickly
>>25482288
My new years resolution is to lay off the fast food. Rather spend it on good food or something totally different.
>>25482325
>I get more anxious waiting for it to arrive
Kek and that won't be a problem, I can just about handle the supermarket once a fortnight.
Morning lads, who else /GettingReadyForWork/. Fucking knackered Tbqh.
Probably leave the offer today around 2-3 considering I'm tired
>>25482325
It makes me really nervous, but once I order it I have no choice in the matter so that's how I get through it, with going out I can just opt out and I can't put myself in a position where I have to go out to get a nice mcdonalds or subway, even if I desperately want to
>>25482361
I don't want to lay off fast food, it's one of the only things that brings me joy
>Brits post waifus
Fucking digusting
>>25482397
>it's one of the only things that brings me joy
Learn to cook for yourself lad, it can be really satisfying.
>>25482463
Tried in the past, even with help from my mum, just ends up in depression, and I prefer the taste of fast food.
>>25482422
Have one on the house, lad
>tfw no hannah gfbot blocking my hannah feels
I decided to upload some pictures I'd drawn onto instagram yesterday, ended up with about 30 or so different interactions, follows, likes etc
One was an art collector with 13k followers and another was an art magazine with 10k followers.
It's given me a positive outlook for the year ahead.
It's only a small thing but it still feels like an accomplishment, like I'm furthering my passion.
Today is just another day, but it carries the potential to change your whole life.
Its hard to see that when your constantly bogged down with negativity.
>>25482470
I used to and then one day I was halfway through an egg mcmuffin and started vomiting violently.
It lasted for three days and could have been chalked up to food poisoning if it weren't the fact that the same thing happened anytime I tried to eat any form of greasy food afterwards.
I think my body just couldn't continue surviving like that.
I eat a lot better now and have learned that I love food I hated as a child.
Seeing the change to your body is great as well.
You can lose so much weight just by changing your diet its unreal.
>>25482522
At this point it feels like every day's been blended into one tbqh
>>25482470
Can you make anything?
>>25482133
Do you live in leeds?
>>25482557
sounds horrible, I've been eating nothing but shit food for a good decade or so though with no problems so I think I'm fine, I hope what happened to you doesn't happen to me because it'd pretty much kill me since there's no chance I'm eating anything healthy. Also I'm pretty sure you still need to exercise even if you change your diet, I can't imagine you can lose weight by changing up your diet but never moving.
>>25482569
Anything I can just put in the oven/microwave, obviously that's not actually cooking but I'm just saying that's what I can "make".
>>25482588
No.
>>25482565
Do something to make today stand out.
They say that making a change in your life is something you have to do immediately.
Tomorrow never comes and all that.
>>25482606
I'll see what I can do
Never heard that piece of advice before, but maybe it'll be the one that sticks
Cheers, anon
Not having much luck on this POF dating site lads.
It's really hitting home that I'm fucking shit at girls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwxoXQZJJPI
>>25482605
It's self sufficient at least, I know people who struggle to do that. You should try branching out into basic stuff like pancakes,
>>25482654
Post pof roasties
>>25482657
Things I have failed to make:
Rice
Pasta
Toast
Store bought burgers you just had to grill (this with my mum's help and with a grill we had)
Chicken (with my mum's help)
Eggs
I'm a retard, not like "oh I'm stupid", I'm a legit retard, I cannot follow instructions properly, panic too easily and cooking isn't for me.
>>25482654
Yeah I had the same trouble.
I don't think dating sites are all that useful in conclusion.
Especially after seeing the statistics regarding reply rate from women to good looking men. It really is true that a small percentage of guys fuck most of the women.
I think the best thing is to meet somebody out in the real world.
Its hard but that's life. It if was easy it wouldn't be worth as much.
>>25482236
singed on over christmas, it's the easiest money you'll ever get my man, best of luck.
>>25482676
There's nothing to post desu lad, its like they're all carbon copies of each other, throwing around the term "genuine guy" while they post pics of themselves pouting at glasses of wine. It's fucking depressing.
Genuine guy must be code for Chad or something.
>>25482687
Pasta is the easiest
>boil water
>put pasta in boiling water
>turn heat off
>keep checking it until it's soft enough
literally that simple
Well done for trying so much even if you do sperg out it is practice but you sound sick of trying.
>>25481675
nothing much lad
drinking coffee and listening to death grips
did some situps because I'm applying for military, got 65 which is more than enough. still going to try get to 80 or so though
>>25482808
I'M REALLY FEELIN' IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfbiGyhSz5E
>>25482788
I failed at pasta, on the first occasion the wafer boiled and went everywhere fucking up the stove and then I didn't leave the pasta boiling long enough, on the 2nd occasion too long. As I said before, cooking isn't for me and I'm too so upid.
What should I buy from Co-op lads?
>>25482884
leave the lid slightly open, like sit it at an angle. that way it'll boil/simmer without water rising.
meats are easy to cook. sausages are easiest, steaks are hard to get decent but still pretty easy (just look up), chicken is same as steak but even if it's slightly overcooked it doesn't taste too bad.
mince/burger patty i don't get how you'd fuck that up, you literally just flip it a few times and wait till it's obviously cooked.
eggs you just crack (only hard part) and flip like pancakes.
if you can't cook toast then i don't know. you literally press a button and it does all the shit for you... theres no way you'd fuck up cooking toast if someone else uses it and has set the dial to right amount
>>25482808
Sounds good, keep it up!
I've had thoughts about joining bit idqk yet
>>25481730
No worries about that - NEET here.
>>25482522
post em lad
>>25482884
don't put too much in, pasta expands. Fill the water only slightly above the level of the pasta
leave a wooden spoon on top of the pot, that stops the water boiling over
also salt the water slightly (put a pinch in)
cooking is all muscle memory really, after a while you just learn how long stuff takes, how long stuff takes too cook etc
just keep at it
>>25482522
Keep at it lad, I've just started to have my music and art recognized by some people that really inspire me, it feels good!
New shoes are making my feet a little sore lads, don't really like this desu
If I won the lottery I'd find somebody with the exact same size and shape feet as me and pay them to wear my shoes in.
>>25482654
Try this site:
http://www.getpregnantforfree.co.uk/
There are some genuinely desperate cases on there and plenty are DTF as well.
>>25482489
Wtf is Hannah doing these days? I remember some of her videos were quite hot.
>>25482884
https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/
They can help.
Who /fucked up sleep pattern/ here?
I got up at 9pm yesterday evening and I'm starting to get sleepy now, but if I go to bed the cycle will repeat as I need at least 12 hours of sleep to feel refreshed.
>>25483944
IKTFB been up since 8pm myself, plying myself with caffeine and hoping to last until late tonight
>>25483944
Exact same situation here lad, dunno if I want to carry on or just fall back to sleep
Inner turmoil consumes me.
Should I buy 24 pounds worth of ME3 DLC or keep the money for a jacket or something. I mean, I've got like 3 hoodies and a nice umbrella already...
>>25483975
>>25484040
>>25483944
I wish you all good luck lads. I can feel my mind slowing and I've already moved to a laying down position, won't be long before the eye resting begins.
>>25484040
Me too, anon. Went to work today at 7, but I fell asleep at 3.45 am.
>>25484096
It's dark as hell outside which isn't helping, I'm sat here with all the lights on and the curtains open, feel like I'm in a fishbowl desu
>>25484092
>not pirating the dlc
I had two installs of me3 when I played it. A pirate copy for the story with all the shitty dlcs and then a cheap legit copy I got from a russian keyseller site for the online. Too bad the game was shit. Online wasn't all that bad though.
>>25482695
>>25482300
just got back from the centre and how the hell are you suppose to spend 35 hours looking for work thats ridiculous
>>25484233
Won't EA find me and black bag me and sell me to a Chinese iPhone factory.
>tfw everyone in your house is back to work today
Let the comfy resume
>>25484092
>nice umbrella
Explain how umbrellas can be nice pls.
>>25484259
>how the hell are you suppose to spend 35 hours looking for work
by applying to jobs.
Watching the news
>Argentina wish to begin renegotiations with Britain over the status of the Falkland islands
What is there to negotiate? They got btfo in the war and literally nobody on the islands wants control passed to a fucking third world country.
>>25484272
It's not ragged.
>>25484340
Are you grill or faggot?
>>25484296
By pretending to apply for jobs, just go to random websites, write down the references and say you applied for them. It isn't like they can check up on it.
>>25484340
Shit I replied to the wrong post, drunk by 11, not my record.
>>25484380
>It isn't like they can check up on it.
It would be covered by data protection laws that they weren't allowed to disclose who applied?
>>25482079
Tesco cos they don't charge extra for the "premium" options
>>25484423
Boots meal deal used to be amazing, big can of relentless, triple wedge of sandwiches and a medium bag of sweets for 3GBP
>>25484421
Yep, precisely.
Captcha: Giftbox selection
>>25484346
>>25484394
;) Maybe I can show you my umbrella anyway bb
>>25484475
Doesn't that make the whole system redundant?
>Applied for these
Prove it
>Show reference numbers
Ok thanks anon see you next week
>>25484504
I was on jobseekers for four years just filling out my activity log the night before using this template -
> Checked Universal Jobmatch everyday
> Checked various job websites everyday
> Checked local newspapers each wednesday (job page day)
> Phoned agencies every monday and friday
> Spend an hour looking for possible jobs, note down jobsite references, email addresses and spread them throughout the fortnight (Doesn't matter if you applied for them or not, data protection and all that).
Sure it's a little bit of effort, but it's free money.
Fortunately I've found a job that I actually don't mind going to, having something to do, however boring, is actually quite satisfying.
>>25484635
>Fortunately I've found a job that I actually don't mind going to, having something to do, however boring, is actually quite satisfying.
what is it?
>>25484671An original comment about Anon beingA rent boy.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cMoUjFh5Gw
>you will never be a siberian cossack exploring new lands and removing kazakhs
>>25484671
Document processor in a scanning department. It's not complicated but I can't really talk much more about it since it's MOD related. The people I work with are really nice and there is no stress, currently of sick but I'm back in next monday.
Has anyone here applied through UCAS without a reference?
I've been out of school for a few years and my tutor is no longer there so no one will write me an academic reference.
Do they even check the reference, like did they contact your reference at all? Could i just be cheeky and write it myself?
>tfw finally home after 2 weeks
>tfw finally found a /comfy/ chair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hod0WtYE4SA
>>25484791
Probly not worth risking. Are there no teachers still there that might consider giving you a ref? Even an old teacher that liked you would probably give you a reference.
Or you might be able to track down that old tutor in this era of social media.
Oh and they do check references and providing false references is a crime. Not worth the risk.
>>25482687
How the fuck can anyone with an IQ above 70 fuck up making PASTA?
>>25484857
How are you seeing pasta as being a worse fuck up than toast?!
>>25484871
Everyone fucks up toast now and then
>>25484845
No i've tried through the school. The problem is it's so close to the deadline now, that i need to be quick about it.
The only person i can ask is my supervisor, but i've only been here like a month and i don't think he really likes me. I don't really trust him to do it either, and even if he does he knows so little about me it seems kinda pointless in the first place.
>>25484882
Wish you could see how done it is tbqh
Why aren't you at work or getting educated right this minute anon??
>>25484948
I have been educated on how to do a dodgy JSA report thing.
>was supposed to have work today
>car wouldn't start
Boss says no worries and that they can sort out a lift for me so I can come to work tomorrow
My bedroom's really mouldy. How do I fix this? It's annoying because I spend 95% of my time in here and I can't help but feel it's damaging my lungs or something
>>25484990
Remember to keep your old one when it's full and simply rewrite it on your new one with changed dates.
>tfw depressed lazy NEET that does nothing
>tfw I actually worked up the motivation to put some laundry on so I can take a shower later
Been about two weeks, lads. Gonna feel so fucking comfy after I shower.
>>25485026
scrub the walls with some anti mould cleaner, dry out your room with a heater, buy a dehumidifier.
>>25485026
Paint over it - POOF! it's gone, mind over matter my friend.
who here /failed A-levels/ ??
>>25485040
I think my parents have all those things, thanks anon.
>>25485042
I don't trust your enthusiastic tone
>>25485038
Make sure you change your bedsheets for newly laundered ones, makes it super ultra comfy.
>>25485080
Yeah my bedsheets are filthy right now. Haven't changed them in literally half a year.I'm fucking disgusting, I know. I was just so sure I was gonna finally kill myself that I completely gave up on any form of personal hygiene whatsoever and now it's become normal for me to be gross and filthy.
Gonna wash those, too. So soft.
>>25485054
hello hi
me
Depends what you mean by failed.
I got three Cs and rejected by all the unis i applied to.
>one uni had a typical offer of CCC
>give be a conditional of BBC and then reject me
t-t-thanks
>>25485065
The first anon is right, the second is a cowboy.
>>25485142
>tfw 320 ucass points by colouring in posters and writing some science on them, IT and an arts subject
>tfw 3 BTEC and 1 A level got me into a pointless degree but had the easiest and best 3 years of my life
My SSD card came yesterday and it feels so nice for my shit to work straight away after windows loads.
Time to move all my games onto my old HDD that Windows was on
>>25485306
SSDs are future lad. Me laptop boots up in a about 10 seconds, unbelievable tekkers
are countries with the union jack in their flag allowed in britfeels threads? if not, sorry lads I'll leave
>>25484233
what is wwronf wtih jerry face
>>25485306
which one la
>>25485376
Sandisk Ultra II. Got a 960gb for 143 quid during the amazon boxing sales. Was about 200 quid before that
>>25485333
State which colony.
>>25485388
Australia
/totally original comment.jpeg/
>>25485409
Prisonfag with sleep issues? Why not
>>25485165
> the second is a cowboy
Nope, just irish.
Set up a business and work from home like me, I'm in my dinosaur onsie watching cricket, its decent.
Updated: January 2016
People that have blocked me on Twitter or Instagram (IG) or both:
Most recent: Gianna Michaels (Porn Star) & Richard Sherman, Seattle Seahawks. I called him out for playing like shit earlier this season lol lads
Ronda Rousey - UFC Fighter - Instagram
Andy Milonakis - Actor/Rapper - Twitter & IG
Michelle Branch - Singer - Instagram
Scott Stapp - Lead Singer/Creed - Twitter
Phillip DeFranco - Internet Celeb - Twitter
Sarah Dunsworth TrailerParkBoys Twitter/IG
Suicide Girls - Porn/Modeling - Instagram
Paul Walker - Actor/Fast & Furious - Twitter
ShoeNice22 - YouTube Celeb - YouTube & IG Pat 'HD' Barry - UFC fighter - Twitter
Christy Mack - Porn star - Twitter
Grant Imahara - Mythbusters - Twitter
Dirt Nasty - Rapper/Actor - Twitter & IG
Jada Stevens - Porn Star - Instgram
Jen Selter - Ass/Fitness model - Twitter & IG
Gianna Michaels - Porn Star - Instagram
Richard Sherman - Sea. Seahawks - Twitter
>>25484893
Any other jobs you worked in the past you could ask from?
Friendly reminderoriginal like ur mum tbqh
>>25485527
Why did gianna block you?
>>25485538
kid on the lefts called archie
>>25485572i c u
>>25485593
archie second name begins with r
not gonna doxx him on britfeel
not a cunt
>>25485119
do you live by yourself?
>>25485527
Did you call Andy Milonakis a middle-aged 12 year old?
>>25485538
gets posted countless times yet still no proof this was an r9k meet
>at work about 2 hours ago
>sorting out paperwork
>go to deliver it to the office girl
>walk into her office
>chatting
>look up at her calendar
>mfw it's still the 2015 calendar
>"damn, office girl, you've still got last years calendar up?"
>"I've not had time to change everything over yet."
>"Christ. Get with the times. I mean it's 2016. COME ON!"
>"I'm only one girl."
>"It's THE CURRENT YEAR. You should be on your game."
>"You've still got your 2015 calendar up in your office though. And it's 2016. Come on!"
>tfw she's fucking got me
>"I'm only guy."
>tfw she laughs
I really need to stop bringing memes into work.
>>25485538
Please tell me this wasn't an actual /britfeel/ meetup
>>25485646
It was. What's wrong with it?
>>25485646
I don't think that image was a britfeel meetup.
There's only been one /brit/ meet up and that was last year.
Huzzah for anonymous imageboard meetups.
Alright lads, Poleaboo has to go to the job centre in 3 hours, gotta apply to some jobs and finish that online training thing
Had a tough time getting to sleep last night, after the realisation that it was the Polish girl who got him fired from both jobs yet he is the only one facing legal action for "stalking" made him mad
>>25485714
>It's a "poleaboo tells us his day" episode
>>25485745
With a subtext of "blame someone else again"
>Know her address
>Living with at least 2 adult males
Makes home invasion tough
Could easily trick them into gaining access while only one is at home
It's like a waifu simulator
>>25485714
lol - actually applying for jobs. You aren't very good at this.
check em lads
dfhjskl
This shit would probably be quite helpful if I wasn't in a rush to just finish this
what is this shit
I miss the old tracker :(
>>25485702
My word, they're so pale.
Got my Lucina figma today, for a pretty good price too. She's looking pretty qt
>>25485980
The tracker's useless for me anyway. The pakis at my Dominos never bother updating it, so it's always guesswork as to when my pizza will arrive.
>>25485980
Who cares where your Domino's pizza is? It's still going to taste like arse when it arrives.
>Be me
>Last night
>Put electric toothbrush on charging stand
>Go to sleep
>This morning
>Take electric toothbrush off stand
>It hasn't charged
>I'm puzzled
>Realise the plug wasn't fully pushed into the wall socket
Pain in the arse! Right, lads? Ha ha
>I know you'll get a gf
>>25485538
>mfw I look almost exactly like that guy on the right
>>25486017
local pizza place with a stonebake oven are closed mate, gotta deal with this shit. At least they have a thin crust option.
>>25486007
Absolutely savage
>>25486027
>>25485943
>>25485859
What the heck is this?
who here /waitingforJSAclaim/?
easiest money i'll ever get lads
>>25486087
It's what the JobCentre is making Poleaboo do to get his bennies
>>25486116
What the fuck? The JobCentre is shilling relationships now?
>>25485538
Is that ginger chick someone's mum?
Is it Jewfro's mum? Is she giving thumbs up guy a sneaky H?
>>25486262
Getting a gf is the first step to getting a job apparently
>>25486116
What's with the fucked up face, spelling and capitalisation in the corner? Does getting a gf make you retarded?
>tfw 2 vanilla danish crowns
>>25486027
>All these spooks
Sickening, really.
So did Poleaboo actually stalk someone?
>>25486382
Define "stalk"
The pigs define it as merely upsetting a woman
>couple days of work left
>Bottle of jack, 5 strips of codeine and a sack of weed for days off
>mfw
How do I get more prescription pills? My doctor has NEVER given me pain relief other than telling me to take paracetamol and ibuprofen.
>>25486433
He scared the bitch so much that she actually left the country
>>25486454
Get in a car crash?
I get codeine and tramadol on repeat prescription after mine
Maybe my doctors just a fucking idiot though, either way, I'm happy
Afternoon posse
>Tfw the threads going to be quiet and comfy again because all the normies are back at work
Good times.
So I'm hungry but all my mum left me in the fridge is some tendies and some fish fingers in the freezer which I don't feel like so I may order something in. Going to browse Just- Eat now. How is everyone else doing today?
Also a quick aside, does anyone know what diseases you need for euthanasia in the UK and how easy is it? For example if I booze it up until my liver packs it in would they let me be euthanised? I will do some proper research but I've just started thinking about it this afternoon.
who /dolescum/ here
original mang
>>25486494
>tramadol
Now there is a comfy drug. Can never get any though.
Don't know if I'm willing to crash my car and injure myself for a script either.
>>25486484
Nah, got some bad intel, can still find new uni projects by the ex-roommate online. Detective was just trying to make Poleaboo feel bad.
The classmate on the other hand, she has definitely been crueler to Poleaboo than he deserved
>>25486534
Poleaboo deserves to have his fucking cock cut off so she can't have been too cruel.
>>25486547
Are you actually her?
I can't understand why you'd be so antagonistic otherwise
All he did to the classmate was write about her on his blog and spam her facebook pics
On the other hand she tried to get him fired from two jobs and pushed the other Polish girl to press charges against him twice
>>25486587
But who started it?
Hmm, that's what I thought :)
>>25486534
>than he deserved
pakis deserve death. quit being retarded
Thinking of joining the tabletop soc when I go back to uni so I can make some friends I can relate to and get on with but I'm scared everyone would be TOO autistic for me. Anyone got any experience with a tabletop society?
>>25486587
He's a mental patient who secretly records his housemates in the bathroom. He deserves to have his cock cut off.
>>25486653
>who started it?
That's very immature, it's irrelevant who started it, each crime stands on its own
>>25486675
>uni
Don't worry, they're all normies just like you
>>25486675
>TOO autistic for me
dont think you need to worry about that m8 you're at the very tip of the spectrum
>>25486675
When I was in Uni a friend of mine dragged me along to a session of our tabletop soc. Autistic doesn't even begin to describe it. It was anime society levels of awful. I wouldn't bother mate. If you want a quiet and comfy society join a film or music society, they're much better.
>>25485527
lold at shoenice
[dole music starts]
>tfw /tv/ doesn't have jobseeker threads anymore
I don't know how those threads ended up on the /tv/ board in the first place, but I fucking miss them.
>tfw feel like the impulse to kill yourself might become too strong not too in the next couple of days
Gotta trust your instincts though I suppose
So I've been with my girlfriend for a year now, lived together for 3 months (please hold your reeees)
She's always had depression and some pretty bad social anxiety to the extent that her only friends are me and a few online people. I've tried her hooking her up with some of the Girlfriends of my friends but that went pretty poorly
Anyway her depression has been getting worse lately, to the point I've found suicide method searches on the PC history and I've noticed some of our medicine cabinet rummaged through, and anxiety is getting so bad to the point that if I even go out to see a friend she panicks and is a mess when I get back thinking I've been fucking girls (she doesn't say it because she knows it's stupid but when I pressed her to why she gets so upset that's the reason)
Obviously this isn't healthy for either of us, short of generic zombie pills from the doctor is there anything else either I or her can be doing to treat it?
And are there any alternative medicines which don't just zombify you? Not sure what to do at this stage lads
>>25486689
>>25486698
What am I then?
>>25486709
I joined the film soc but didn't make any mates as I just left after screenings, don't think I could handle going to the bar after
>>25486816
She's got OCD she needs OCD medication.
Hey brits, has anyone tried matched betting here?
can you make much coin from it?
Okay lads
Which one of you did this?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-35222326
>>25486816
Cut her loose lad.
>>25486862
The house always wins anon.
>>25486816
Just tell her it's the current year. And to come on.
>>25486862
If you know what you're doing, profit margins aren't great, Google for that shit.
>>25486912
All me, laddy.
>>25481705
Skip MGSV Bloodborne is great tho.
Alright lads just ordered
>Dominos
wahey time to get fat
>>25486936
>>25486925
Do you think I could make around 500 quid in a week
>>25481705
bad choice, lad.
try and find a place that sells relatively cheap pc parts
>>25486862
Is that when you get deals for if x happens you get y back free.
My manager at work used to have about 5 betting accounts and whenever there was football on would be doing math about what deals are where and how he can put bets on with absolutely no risk of losing money. Sometimes he'd make over 100 quid risk free.
>>25486912
Whoever did it is a bro getting everyone an extra day off they better stop bullying him and thank him for his kindness after this.
>>25486979
Depends what deals are on the best deals are normally when Champions League is on
>>25486986
Yeah, that's what it is
Dominos will be here any minute boys
I got some cookies as well never had them before are they good?
>>25487163
The secret ingredientsemenreally adds flavour.
anyone want to meet up for a cuddle?
>>25487186
Good I love semen normally I have to add my own
>>25485843
you are insane
>>25487225
fecking homos out
>>25487225
honestly right now yeah definitely, I kinda need it, where do you live?
>>25486382
No, he lived with her so just filmed her shitting, it's not stalking when they come to you.
>>25487293
London
you?
Im stuck hiding in my gf's room at her halls of residence atm after coming back from eurrope travels for 6 months. No job nowhere else to go to, been looking for a job constantly, wat do to get monies in the meantime?
Inb4 rentboi
Poleaboo is off to the job centre now
>>25487323
rentboi
>>25487321
like an hours journey from london, did you want me to come to you?
>>25487326
Can you tell """""""""""poleaboo""""""""""" to fuck forever
>>25487345
I'd rather go to you
Where do you live?
Watching Take me out ain't fun without /tv/
>Broke up with ex 3 or so years ago
>Have no idea what she's doing now
>Found a lewd I didn't delete
>Had a cheeky wank to it
Glorious.
Dominos taking forever to get here. Fuck the tracker they should put GPS in the pizzas so you can see where the lazy paki driver is taking it.
>>25487360
aylesbury desu
>>25487365
I kept all my exs pics and vids.
>>25487365
>Ex
>Lewd
>3 years
Post that shit laddie
>>25487376
I thought I deleted all the pics I had of her, she removed and blocked me on everything. Found some sex coupons in the back of my wardrobe when I was clearing my room out this summer.
>>25480390
YES
can't wait until I have my new fast 4 cylinder shitbox
>>25487326
we dont fucking care you paki fuck and talking in the third person isnt fooling anybody
>>25487426
real
fucking
talk
senpai
lee
Here we go lads, nice night out for us.
https://www.dimensions-uk.org/families/autism-friendly-screenings/latest-autism-friendly-films/odeon-autism-friendly-cinema-screenings/
>>25487390
Here lad, SFW unfortunately, gonna have a look to make sure there's no more later
>>25487470
She's whiter than meI'm a full time lair dweller
captcha: and itsmad
>>25487470
Oh and cheers for the upload lad, nice to see OP delivering. Most wont even post the girls who are blowing them out on pof.
>>25487504
She was a shy shut-in with few friends, she was nice while we were together though. Would like to see her again to catch up and see what she's doing in life but I have no way to contact her.
>>25487529
normalos leave nowwww
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>25487541
fuck off reeetard, probably been here longer than you've had pubes.
>be unemployed for a while now
>so long I lost my dole bennies cause the job centre got impatient
>got a interview on some commision-only shit like ark promotions or whatever
>most likely gonna make peanuts unless you're a super normie who can sell well
I dunno mates, I mean, SOME income should be better than fucking no income I guess.
And my job gap is getting bigger and bigger it feels like I have not much choice in this shit, maybe I can be a decent enough normie to make at least minimum wage from this shit.
>>25487632
>>be unemployed for a while now
How long senpai? Did you see this guide on how to get bennies for 4 years?
> Checked Universal Jobmatch everyday
> Checked various job websites everyday
> Checked local newspapers each wednesday (job page day)
> Phoned agencies every monday and friday
> Spend an hour looking for possible jobs, note down jobsite references, email addresses and spread them throughout the fortnight (Doesn't matter if you applied for them or not, data protection and all that).
>>25487632
>implying Zordon ever felt anything
Space wizards have no emotions or morals
>>25487667
yeah man, they just literally lost patience cause I've been collecting the dole for so long and never succeeding in any interviews.
Plus JSA really isn't enough to sustain me, I wanted even a shitty regular job so I can be self sufficient and go to the night clubs every week or 2.
>>25487708
>night clubs every week or 2
REeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeE
Guys I'm feeling murderous rage. I want to start the revolution now by ending my chav neighbour.
>>25487470
How does one bag a qt pale gf?
>>25487742
reported to GCHQ lad
who /rocketleague/ here? desu
>>25487749
>Was a fat quiet guy, 15, had a couple of friends
>Never interested in any of the girls I went to school with or knew
>Friend of mine says he knows a girl he thinks I'd get on well with
>He knew her when he was kids, his parents divorced and he moved where I live
>He introduces me to her over MSN
>We get on really well
>Nervous as fuck but tell her we should meet up first week of summer holidays
>She gets the train to me, we go for Frankie and Bennies, watch Splice at the cinema and go for a walk
>Go on a couple more dates
>Realise I actually really like her
>Start a serious relationship a couple weeks before my birthday in October
Only meaningful relationship I've had with a girl. Got rejected by a girl I thought I could like just as much a couple of months ago so now I'm just focusing on my university work since it's my last year.
>>25487780
Tell them I've got a grenade launcher I want to go out being shot by the police
>>25487843
So you got fairly lucky with the social links. Nice.
Tfw female isolation.
>>25487843
Great story mate, thank you for sharing it
