>i don't make the new thread at 300 posts edition
maisie
Karen
mugi
doing a poo
kpop desu lads
get him janny
>>53097916
lads is kev secretly kevin barry?
>as he WALKed (presumably slowly) to death (death by slow walking) that morning
>he proudly held his head up high
it fits perfectly
corr blimey
have you lads seen the graphics on this new battlefield game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbnhIL77tPA
crayon pop
>>53098028
A LAD OF EIGHTEEN SUMMERSSS
anyway fuck off muh ira yank
Me on the right.
Maisie
started seeing this girl but she kind of scares me.
she's much more experienced sexually than me and likes it really rough. I don't mind a bit of slapping, choking and hair pulling, but she always asks me to do it harder. feels a bit uncomfortable, she's only small and I'm 6ft 3" and pretty well built.
idk what to do, I like her a lot, don't want to hurt her. also, don't want her to get fed up with me not satisfying her.
Since when was /brit/ filled with a bunch of English chavs?
maisie williams has very small nostrils for such a large snoz
and very wrinkled eyes that don't hide under make up
>>53098020
>i believe in magical board fairies who can make content disappear if it is in line with their vague rules
>>53098065
gummi is best crayon pop desu
>>53098100
shut up cocksucker
Going to Wales next weekend lads, might seem like a silly question but will I need my passport?
doing a depression
>>53098104
>i'm from the united states of america
>>53098100
oi m8 ill hook u in de gabr u tek dat bak lad i sware 2 me mum
>>53098085
Daddy issues girl, they're great for the first year.
In the meantime give it to her good you fucking beta cuck. It's not like you're gonna marry her anyway.
>>53098132
haha good one
http://store.steampowered.com/app/367500/
11 days
>>53098127
Yes you will. If you don't already have your visa documents don't bother going, you'll just be detained and returned.
>>53098171
>>53098140
>immigrants arent real
>>53098171
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/367500/
>>53098171
>that much for what will probably be an awful port
Waiting for quite a while before I go for it tbqh
>>53098085
bit of a nut job
avoid
doing a skelly mode again haha
gone back to eating like shit again waheyyy
>>53098171
played it on PS3 it's fucking shit mate
>>53098245
thats just your opinion man
>>53098171
>Why yes, m'lady, I am indeed looking forward to the release of this, shall we say, "Role Playing Game"!
>>53098124
wrap up and come back to me when you've moved out of your council estate
>>53098127
of course idiot, the people's republic of cymru will send you to the saxonholding center if you dont have your papers ready
>>53098100
r u chatin shit
>i play computer games
think my internet is being throttled lads
that lass off scs advert really knows how to show her tits off
would give her one
took off our hats our gloves
to lean on
wouldn't be good enough
to meme on
>>53098264
>>53098300
your mum throttled my internet last night faggot
Please stop making threads, I have you filtered and miss them.
In physical pain from depression
>>53098171
hope it has the original title theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XBlBPtQW6g
>>53098115
Soyul, then Gummi tbqh
>>53098301
Yeah she's fine
>oh, didn't i mention? i live in the UK but not in england
>>53098328
>filtering a flag
cringeworthy pathetic shit desu. definition of not being able to handle the banter
cant find anywhere in the north that doesnt look grim on street view
>>53098328
dont do that then
Unironically doing a poo lads hahhaha
>>53098357
FOY
>i dont fedora post
>>53098127
yeah lad
you need it for pointing out to welsh people that they aren't represented in the coat of arms and laughing in their faces
>>53098285
>I don't play computer games
instasync when
Undateables
>>53098384
>poo peeland
>chavs literately crawling out of the woodwork
Mabye you should go fuck off and listen to your ''grime''
@53098357
Incredibly stupid yank as usual. I'll let you figure out why.
>>53098364
WYTHENSHAWE
@53097916
@53098028
@53098104
@53098155
@53098203
@53098209
@53098276
@53098314
@53098357
@53098387
JOY
>>53098393
video games are for kids
Is there anything more cringe worthy than the first couple of days after you return to work from the holidays?
you have to give hugs to everyone, and pretend you like them and ask them 'how was your holidays?' ugh
>>53098410
Nah just poo this time m8
>i identify vaguely as british rather than my actual ethnicity
>closer to 2050 than to 2000
>>53098431
what does JOY mean
>>53098438
>HUG
FONT
>>53098438
Yeah, Undateables
>>53098477
jog on yank
>>53098393
>I misuse memes
>I'm so desperate for attention I use a name even though I know half the people on /brit/ are gonna filter me
>>53098477
it means "jerk off, yank"
jerk off is the most offensive insult in the north american vocabulary
mogi
>>53098521
FOY
>>53098499
i literally use a name because fuck it why not ini
>video games are for kids
>I am much more mature
>I shit post on /brit/ while drinking alone and watching football
I bought Hershey's milk chocolate while passing through Heathrow. Did I do good or should I have bought something else?
Me irl on Channel 4 right now lads.
>tfw no sperg South African bf
filtered
>>53098559
Kill yourself
>rumours than Diane Abbot could be made shadow foreign secretary
EL OH EL
>>53098565
drinking alone and watching football is literally the manliest thing you can do
posting on /brit/ is bent as fuck though I agree
>>53098567
>in the UK
>buy yank cuckolate instead of based cadburys
sweden everyone
>>53098567
theyre murican
>>53098606
>cadburys
>british
>Exam tomorrow
>Sat here watching Undateables
Fuck sake.
Might join a depression forum for some support and reassurance
>drinking alone and watching football is literally the manliest thing you can do
t. fat middle-aged bitter socially inept loser who lives of microwaved "meals"
>>53098567
Hershey's uses literal vomit in their chocolate.
>I filter flags
>>53098644
Only gay boys get depressed lad just end it already haha.
>>53098602
playing football is manlier 2bh
t. someone who plays football at a decent level for a hobby
Karen and Mugi fuck pakis
>>53098567
You know Hershey's literally adds fake vomit to its products to give it taste? Not even memeing look it up
>>53098567
no
its without a doubt the worst chocolate bar
>>53098598
this is excellent news, if a literal 1/10 like her can suck her way to the top then there may be a career for me in politics after all
Surely nose reconstruction and lip reconstruction is easy done?
>>53098567
>Video Games
haha, literal manchildren. I prefer a nice copy of the Financial Times whilst sipping on a glass of the finest cognac. I bet you fat nerds drink soda and play WoW lmao
>Literal ghoul on Undateables
>>53098606
>>53098610
>>53098720
>>53098741
s-sorry I should have asked here before going there
>>53098676
>>53098717
pic realted
>>53098760
>soda
literally FOY
>>53098707
delete this now
>>53098760
how'd you guess?
Which one lads?
>>53098676
>>53098717
>this meme again
>>53098760
Both are fedora as fuck
>>53098760
le insert fedora pic with greentext here xDDDD
wish people would fuck off using old pictures on dating sites
>fit 20 year old with long blonde hair
>yes I'll have me a bit of that
>turn up and it's a 30 year old fat slag with an asda hair dye that has been half washed out
Gagging for a (you) tonight lads.
give me the guardian article showing that the majority of muslims in european countries are extremists
>>53098722
she's a black woman though
are you?
>>53098789
>>53098798
They add butanoic acid, one of the main things in the smell of vomit
>tfw no ghoul gf
>>53098789
I don't speak Ikea you cunt
>>53098810
>>53098810
you can't wash hair dye out but just grow it out
>>yes I'll have me a bit of that
>>53098843
Kill yourself
>>53098832
M E G A T O N
>>53098820
well I'm not black ha
#relatable peep for all you 4chanzerz
>>53098797
Why haven't you subscribed yet?
>>53098832
>>53098793
leftists want this extinct
>>53098760
The only thing worse than fedoraposting is fedora-baitposting.
Stop this now.
>>53098938
Good, it's fucking horrifying
>>53098793
looks like a female bendydick cucumbersnatch
>>53098797
print obviously
>paying for pixels
>>53098938
ree
>>53098810
>mum starts dating after dad dies
>gets sister to lightly photoshop some of her fat out (she's not fat just chub)
>tell her it's wrong and that she shouldn't lie to blokes like that
>finds a nice bloke, goes out with him for a few years, such a sound guy
>dumps him for seemingly no reason
>starts going out on more dates from sites like PoF
>most recent one guy bought her 1 drink and then left
>assume because she doesn't look like her photos
>cried a bit about it
>came to me for support
>nope
>told her she shouldn't have lied
>she's now quit
She's my mum and I love her but got no time for her cunt tactics Tbh
>>53098832
Why doesn't she just get her nose and lips fixed?
Hope the South African lad gets a gf d e s u
Hopping on board lads.
An old Glaswegian man I worked with died last night. Most of the other people I work with are arseholes, but he was always smiley, always happy, didn't let people put him or his friends down.
I'm half a bottle of scotch in atm and I feel like absolute shit but I can't cry and it's making me feel terrible.
I can't stop thinking about the timeswhen we were bantering (like top lads) he would look me in the eyes and say that he wished we'd been friends when he was in his 20s.
Sad desu.
>you will never forcefully fuck moira in the bum
>I'm a "Christian" "deist"
>Hopping on board lads.
Jesus Christ - the biggest conman in history. His cunning is worthy of worship alone.
>>53098966
I thought this meme died...
>liking things
>doing things
lids
>>53098971
Post her pics lad. I might give her a go ;)
>posts attractive ginger females
yeah that's not exactly hard, try posting an attractive ginger male.
>>53099035
gimmicks never die
They just get rarer
>there are things which aren't memes
nice meme
possibly interesting game here lads
might check it out and report back
http://blocgame.com/
>>53098995
how did he die?
>She's my mum and I love her but got no time for her cunt tactics Tbh
>Jesus Christ - the biggest conman in history. His cunning is worthy of worship alone.
Does anyone just use google street view as a poor man's version of a holiday? I do
rate my waifu lads
ps she's on the left
>>53098337
have a lie down
>>53099078
virus do not click
>and this is my stepdad
>>53099081
Heart attack.
His wife found him in his garage. He died alone. He was probably scared, in pain.
>>53099078
You're promoting your game aren't you
>gimmicks never die
>They just get rarer
>>53099114
what's more prestigious? getting a (you) or getting your comment fedora posted without a (You)
liking this image and the accompanying file name, I'll be taking it, thanks.
>what's more prestigious? getting a (you) or getting your comment fedora posted without a (You)
>Twitching assburger has had a girlfriend and you haven't
Proof that it's all about looks.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-35160283
who the fuck is Victoria Derbyshire and why am I supposed to give a shit?
Pretty depressed, lads.
Might go see a doctor or something.
Is anyone else her /fatwithabigdick/?
I'm a tad over 8 inches bone-pressed with some nice girth
>>53099124
Rated
>>53099143
no I was looking for a cold war game
I know that Paradox one sort of died in utero though I played the beta of it a bit it was pretty broken
>>53099173
why don't more geniosi make fedora pics with the blue speechbubble that blends in with the background?
>>53099078
used to play that
>>53098995
Fuck man that's sad
I have trouble crying as well. My dad offed himself 5 years ago and I just suppressed it for so long now I feel nothing towards it
>>53099199
some hack "news presenter"
>>53099199
>look at meee i'm so out of the loop and don't care about people with cancer look how carefree and thoughtless i ammm :)))
>>53099207
I'm skinny with a six pack and a 6.5 inch knob
>>53099226
erm because not everyone uses the shit blue eye strain background??
>>53099124
big image
>He was probably scared, in pain.
JUST LIKE IN MY JAPANESE ANIMES!
wew its weird how similar Scots are to Canadians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slu1OuykMIk
>>53099245
I'm skiny fat with a 5 by 3 inch knob
been working out lately and going on runs twice daily. look and feel a lot better, only problem is a lot of my clothes don't fit any more.
>>53099142
sad :c
bLoOdY bRiTiSh BuLlDoZeRs .. !
>>53099165
fedora without the (You) desu
never had one and i'm itching for one, but only if i get one naturally, forced ones on this comment won't work desu
>>53099248
your eyes are weak then arent they
>The word meme was coined by Richard Dawkins in his 1976 book The Selfish Gene, as an attempt to explain the way cultural information spreads; Internet memes are a subset of this general meme concept specific to the culture and environment of the Internet.
Thank you based Richard Dawkins for bringing us memes
>>53099274
cold temperatures make people more civilised
>>53099281
iktf, except the bit about clothes not fitting since I've not been a fat bastard
put my willy in a lady today lads
>>53099333
>what is Russia
>>53099300
fEldEd sWiNe
>>53099237
I'm sorry man that must have been shit. Did you find when you were out in public you were starting to get angry because people around you are laughing and smiling and you're dying inside? Can't work out how I feel really. Hoping drink will help.
>Proof that it's all about looks.
>>53099342
RON
>>53099342
How much currency did you exchange for her goods and services?
>>53099358
Russia is too civilized to the point of crippling depressive degeneration.
>>53099358
>what is sabotage by the american jew
>>53099342
FONT
>>53099274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAu4YuiqN9o
skip halfway through the video
>>53099400
>having a not pathetic cock makes you a normie
love my multicultural capital <3
This guy is an absolute chad :(
Just listened to this whole EP again, truly a masterpiece *tips*
>>53099400
you willy is smaller than 5 inches??
prove it Lol
Hi!
Why does britain make good music?
Is the weather in Australia really so hot?
It's summer there,isn't it?
What is the function of a Pub?
>>53099455
>all those turks
disgusting
>>53099467
cheeeeeeeebbbbbssssssss
>why yes, m'lady, I live in the United Kingdom
>>53099438
FONT
>>53099396
costs about £600 including fuel and dinner.
took her out shopping and got some thank you sex in return
>>53099400
My large penis is my only saving grace
>>53099455
YOU, yes YOU, can live among this for the LOW LOW PRICE of only £2000/month.
>>53099124
bretty nice waifu you got there lad
>>53099500
HI
DRUGS
SUN
YES
DRINK
The Undateables is triggering my anxiety.
So which one of you is James?
>>53099529
shoulda got a prozzer m9
>>53099512
impressive
>>53099467
>>53099500
hello
1. because our island is so depressing we have to turn to either drugs or art to get by
2. yes its mental
3. in australia yes
4. have a few drinks with the lads; sometimes to have a nice pub lunch
Great thread here
>>>/fa/10795041
>>53099500
the dismal weather and sarcastic attitude to life makes people look for distractions.
>>53099520
>le eggy fedora post
:^)
>>53099571
how small is your willy
>>53099544
looks comfy as fuck
It's not what happens to you, but how you react to it that matters.
>>53099551
It's making me want to go on a date with an autistic girl
>>53099571
Make me.
/brit/ is the normie general, go to /r9k/ if you want incel memes
>>53099551
iktfl
>>53099607
just needed a (You), how do you feel, rapscallion?
Also,who is this lad?
And if I visit the UK,will the average brit give me funny looks because of my accent?
>>53099645
^ Spake that truth brethrin
>>53099645
FONT
just noticed the comments lmao
>>53099569
my gf basically is a prossie
she's way out of my league, only reason she's with me is because I've got a pretty well paid job and my own house.
I'm 31 and she's 19
i must be loyle to my capo
>>53099368
I guess so. I don't like a big fuss being made over me. The worst part was when everyone went back to their normal lives about 2 weeks after it happened. People were always at the house to pay their respects or whatever but it obviously stopped after a while. I think I was just so jealous that I became angry and hateful towards people. I kept it to myself though. It didn't help that it happened right around the time of my GCSEs so I didn't have time to grieve
>>53099680
he shagged a girl for a good 2 hours
>>53099692
FONT (Fuck off Neet Trash)
>>53099715
ur the oldest person i ever met here
>>53099716
>>53099716
I thought I was daed but I managed to get the drip on him
>>53099738
>Trash
It's twat you fucking yank
>>53099669
Ship shape and Bristol fashioned captain. Thought I had a cough so went to the GPs but he said I was just a throaty lad.
How's life in hambullet land?
>>53099680
That's Alex Gordon Jahans, a bit of a celebrity around here.
