>Marathons
AGDQ
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.com
- speedrun.tv/team:srg
>Keep out if you are
>>>/a/
>>>/pol/
cluck
buck
calebhart, iateyourpie, and blueglass are all terrible
>it's the snes version, not the shitty genesis/pc one
Thank god, I hated that so much as a kid
>>127465832
>>127465774
Wait, really? Damn, he's living the dream.
>>127465861
What's not fair?
You think you deserve shit for not doing shit?
post vintage memes
shoutouts to my boiben_cn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhYpniyVMto&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpyvJUob_a8
nkr-posting is a cornerstone of contemporary /srg/
is he our boi?
https://youtu.be/9rno0q1weco?t=224
is your body ready
Why is the videofeed pausing so much?
>>127466082
maximum comfy
Nice stream quality mike
>>127466137
Dreaming won't get you twitchbux and a bigger epeen, anime
Someone post scarfed anime.
>>127466069
>>127466167
I thought it was just me...
I'm also gettin dropped frames.
>>127466137
please wake up
>>127466167
Because you have wet dreams of men
>>127466090
couch guys are both pretty bro tier
would party and speedrun with
this black chicks hooooooole
I wanna fuck the left guy on the couch
>>127466246
5 more minutes senpai...
who /snacks/ here?
these marathons tempt me so much
but i already put my foot down
i gained to much over the holidays now i have to serious time cut
but if i was snacking it would probably be little debbies oatmeal cream pies or doritos
>>127466207
I bet Tompa washed that at least twice before using it again.
>>127466069
racist af to be desu
>>127466349
I said wake up
>>127466352
I dont snack at all I have a strict caloric intake during my clean bulk
baka desu senpai cuck
>>127466069
HeyGuys
>>127466352
got some jalapeno cheetos, nachos with chicken buffalo dip, about 3 nice strips of grilled steak, and some coconut rum
all's well on this front
>>127466379
>MY marathon
Why hasn't there been a mutiny yet?
>>127466352
snacks are basically all i eat
>pussy jokes
Fuck yeah, best commentators.
>not having blueglass mic'd the entire event
>>127466069
a classic
>>127466509
Is this fake?
>>127466470
>vagina joke
BANNED
>>127466561
jalepino cheetos
my fucking weakness
>>127466618
filename
holy shit this guy
>>127466561
have you tried shipwreck's coconut rum? get on that..
>>127466509
Why is there no ITS REAL NIGGA on the image?
>>127466352
>>127466561
Jesus. Bananas, mixed nuts, water and coffee. Are we speedrunning adult-onset diabetes?
>>127466561
>you will never be this maximum comfy
>>127466509
damn sellout much?
>>127466352
got goldfish
thats it
I bet if cosmo was at agdq he'd lure blueglass into his hotel room and force him to make sex because hes too innocent and pure and doesnt know how to say no
>>127466649
mine too, after not eating them all semester then coming home for a couple weeks and there's like 4 bags in the house, i couldn't resist
>>127466603
every time he talks my bowels start vibrating
>>127466069I miss BigNig
>arbitrary categories
>>127466779
STOP
DEADNAMING
NARCISSA
>>127466565
because Mike literally owns AGDQ and people are afraid of being banned too and losing their precious follower boosts twice a year, if they speak up
>can't tell if he's in on it or genuinely stupid
>>127466561
>Amerilards
>TheMexicanRunner
Skip
>>127466746
bananas have just as much sugar as junk food
inb4 muh fibre
fibre doesnt negate sugar
>>127466779
>plz go Brendan Dassey
>banter
>runner and couch being funny
What's going on? is this really AGDQ? Are they banned forever?
>my mind wanders
>>127466876
Dead people can't own things.
>>127466747
you could anon, you know what to do
C R I N G E B O Y S
Hey, wasnt Sora the one who defeated Jafar?
This isnt fucking canon
pretty funny actually
>just call me Al
Paul Simon pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq-gYOrU8bA
I thought this was a speedrun event, not a Let'sPlayers read dialogue with funny voices.
>>127466990
>This is cringe to you
i feel so sorry for you
i'm sorry that you feel that way
yfw youll always be a prince to me
>>127466990
They were just having fun, newfriend.
>>127466876
stop dead maning, it's disrespectful to someone who now occupies the spiritual plane ow
That was pretty fun.
legitimately enjoyed that and YOU can't stop me
poo
>couch is actually funny
damn this is finally fun to watch
>>127467085
hes probably a teenager
everything when youre a teenager is le epic cringe eye roll groan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGXSPf9b-xI
>you now remember the glory days of CAPCOM
reminder to add "deadnaming" and "cringe" to your 4chan x filters!
WHOAH
>>127467107
>>127467085
NotLikeThis
>wow, does that feel good!
why did he read it as a question, guys? LMAO
>>127467107
fun is just a codeword for cringe
>laughed my ass off at that end.
>lets check /vg/s reaction
You never disappoint me you raging autists <3
>>127466379
post the one where mikey wants him to write a public apology
>>127467107
>newfriend
ive been watching sig since he was in diapers
WHOA
>>127467156
they are banned from next GDQ
MAN THE HARPOONS!
>>127467107
>newfriend
I was there when the aussie said 'fucking niggers' you fucking nigger
Best run so far.
Best run.
I want to FUCK this song
>>127467172
>>127466069
2d games only require 2/3rds of skill, because of the missing dimension
>>127467203
Let me suck your cock.
>>127466932
aw fuck
That was probably my favorite run so far, the couch made it so snug
>I'm so glad I met you
That was a great moment right there.
What's the latest autism drama in the speedrunning community?
>>127466934
>Banana, ~12g sugar, less than a gram of fat, ~100 calories
>Hersey's bar, 20g sugar, 12g fat ~200 calories
>Now add soft drinks and choclate milk instead of water
Sure. They're the "same thing."
Captcha all food
>Licensed SNES game not by Capcom
Disgusting.
>>127467167
If you do then enter our Raffle to win that MadCatz TE2 SFV Edition Arcadestick BEST USED on Sony PlayStation 4!
>>127466932
wtf is wrong with tmr
>>127467416
cosmo is a tranny
TMR is gonna flub the ledge grab in the night time jungle level and drop an F-bomb
Where is Trump when you really need him?
>>127466379
why is he such a huge cunt
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
hot grill alert
>>127467493
tfw the americans got trump and they might not even elect him
such a waste, so many other countries need him more
>>127467520
WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE
>>127466069
Contains speed/entertainment tradeoffs
What a qt
eh se
>>127467343
Werster...
Who is this semen demon?
Reminder that Uyama did nothing wrong
BREHS
R
E
H
S
>>127467437
Shh don't ruin the fatties delusion.
>maybe this simba pillow will hide my gut
>a fat woman holding Simba's disembodied head
Thanks for the nightmares
>>127467585
BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN
>>127467520
I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN SAY MY NAME WHEN YOU PRAY
>>127467493
Sucking nigger cock like everyone else who cant even keep ontopic.
COOL!
The fat girl looks like a seal when she claps
>>127467568
If he can save America then we can save the rest of the world, if we lose America we will enter another dark age.
>>127466352
wtt my holiday mix skittles for your sour skittles
WHERE IS BLECHY WHEN YOU NEED HIM!?!
NO MAMES
only faggots dont like tmr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPgS6oxhst8
I thought this was speedgaming?
https://twitter.com/zfg11
damn..
I never really liked TMR. He's cool I'm sure, but I just can't stand watching him, don't even know why
this wetback sucks at english
jajajajajajajajaja
RRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Timon and Pumbaa in the couch
>>127467248
>>127467343
So, since any given day?
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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What an accent and fuck this level as kid.
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who were born after the lion king came out
>>127467642
This was my favorite part of any AGDQ, along with that F-Zero run with the whole room going crazy
She's a big girl
You'd be surprised what a child can comprehend
>>127467819
honestly I never understood his appeal, hes not really entertaining and hes incoherent in speech and also in thought
this was a puzzle, a very Hhhrgggrgrgard one.
>>127467896
>since any given day
I was there when Cosmo turned into Narcissa, bitch I am the sole reason he turned.
>>127467819
cause he has low self esteem from his poor english skills, so he has boring commentary
I don't even know if he made errors or not, this shit is confusing as fuck.
>>127466934
You are fucking retarded. No seriously.
>>127467931
Yayoi sexiest idol
>>1274679294 me
>>127468006
These Virgin licensed games have truly chaotic level design.
You will surely get to be king
>>127467747
Says anonydiaper with pissbottles around him and a twitter feed to "troll" sjws all day.
>>127467927
>along with that F-Zero run with the whole room going crazy
CGN run I guess?
>>127467996
totodile dundee?
yo this fuckin guy be all like inigo montoya n shit he bout to be like YOU KILLED MY FATHER PREPARE TO DIE and boutta start lookin in the audience for a six-fingered man or sumpin shit
>>127467808
so hes dead
>>127466509
Has anyone ever actually done this
Genuinely curious
>>127468034
>Yayoi
>not Moon Butt
you dun goofed
wake me up when KH1.5 is going onand when Spikevegeta is commentating
>>127468006
this, he's constantly going back and forth, he could just make it up and no one would know
when did TMR become a speedrunner again?
I'm legitimately enjoying this run. He's not the best at English but he's engaging.
>>127467437
thats a mini banana
>I'm not a technician
Fear not!
>>127468070
Lion king is the only one that doesnt
>>127468006
It was right. No mistakes so far
>>127467347
hes just depressed cuz kungfu friendzoned him
>>127468194
Can we not do this
SINGING
HUKOONA MOOTATA
C R I N G E B O Y S
>>127468263
>her
>dietitian
how?
>>127467248
This made me really laugh, just so you know
>>127467931
Children probably know more than us
AHAHAHA
MUTED
Hakuna matata~ una forma de ser
>tmr is having fun when no one else isn't
i like this
HAKUNA MATATA IN SPANISH!?!?!?!?!?
HAKUNA MATATA
FUCKING MUTE
Yeah, I think I'm done for now.
Maybe see if PJ and MechaRichter will be funny enough.
>>127468115
>sending a random twitchwhore your cards so he can steal or butcher them
SPEAK AMERICAN YOU TERRORIST
Reminder that The "Mexican Runner actually has Polish ascendancy and is appropriating Mexican culture and identity to profit in his streams, from the silly sombreros (which are Spanish sombreros rather than the native, authentic Mexican sombreros) to the contrived accent.
>>127467705
IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL
>>127468357
Please fuck off back to /v/
C R I N G E
R
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N
G
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>>127468358
She is a beautiful and brave women who identifies as a dietitian and I will not hear anymore privileged bigotry from a CIS male such as you.
B E S T R U N Y E T
>Expected cringe
>Was actually alright
The chorus of people joining in made it
best moment so far (luckily the crowd was not autistic enough to stay quiet)
>>127468357
>>127468382
>>127468395
kys, TMR is great
>>127468358
"dietitian" is a bullshit job title like "homeopath"
The actual food science people are called nutritionists.
somehow this thread is even worse than twitch chat
I don't remember much from when I was 5 years and younger but I do remember agreeing to lend the lion king to my cousin who then lent it to his Chinese friend. I never saw the cartridge again.
Why does TMR exaggerate his accent so much? Does he need to be seen as epic Mexican meme man that badly?
TMR saving AGDQ
The more I think about it, the more I wonder.
Why are some of these runners, who appear to be able to load bitches with cum at will, here playing crappy video games that no one even heard of?
Makes me wonder about my life.....
>>127468470
D F C
F
C
>>127468491
...at being shit
>>127467437
A banan is about 140 to 160 grams. About 100 calories per 100 grams. Most of them sugar.
When you eat a hersheys, you're also getting some fat into you. Fat is good for you. I'd take some chocolate over some fruit any day.
>>127468168
I sincerly believe people like you should be shot on the spot.
COME ON EVERYBODY
hello twitch chat
>>127468408
Yeah no shit only a retard would do it I'm just wondering if a retard ever did
That's it. I'm voting for Trump
>>127468549
he lives in poverty in mexico with his parents
>>127468576
hello
>everyone saying FUCKING MUTE
singing hakuna matata in spanish is much better than trying to force horrible jokes and memes
>>127468470
MY FUCKING DICK
>>127468505
you should thank your cousin
>>127468493
lol no, it's the other way around. Dieticians are the ones who need a degree, Nutritionists don't necessarily have any formal training
>>127468569
hows puberty treating you, bud?
>>127468576
HeyGuys
fuck
TMR is kinda entertaining to watch
this disney block has been top tier so far
AGDQ saved?
>mfw tmr is having fun when no one else isn't
Nothing but respect for the guy, even in last year's AGDQ he was the only one who cared enough about speedgaming to show up to the Whizz run when no one else did during real nigga hours
>>127468615
ARE YOU A FAGGOT OR SOMETHING?
>>127468664
tfw this would probably be considered tasteless and not pc even now
>Chat is disabled for this channel
Why?
>>127468526
>Why does TMR exaggerate his accent so much
someone make a donation to cure the cancer in this thread
Sword teacher?
Or did I hear it wrong?
>>127468710
seriously i dont get the tmr hate
hes actually not shit at the game and doesn't meme it up
>minorities are allowed into GDQs now
/pol/ was right
>>127468569
Make sure you tell everyone how childish video games are!
>>127468664
why is cosplaying banned now?
well I got the words right at least
>>127468807
>hispanic
>a minority
lol?
>>127468862
Can you stop?
>>127468667
Funny you say that because the onyl way you can like liquid shit that is kh is when you were a ps2 baby or are a female.
>>127468771
When I googled sword teacher I got this madman
SHOUTOUT TO TOMPA
>>127468862
It's not.
attention mumble crew, if you are reading this i am formally requesting recent pictures of our boi zfg
This is actually pretty cool! Props to this runner. Disney block has been really good!
>>127468912
based on Relative IQ 1 spic is worse .65 White
>>127468923
can you stop?
>>127468862
it "distracts" from the run/
>real reason
it "appears" nerdy and off-putting to normies
