>Marathons
AGDQ
>>>/v/
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.com
- speedrun.tv/team:srg
What are the top tier runs coming up lads?
Top 10 for Making Speedrunning Autistic Again
>let's beat cancer!
>runner is called carcinogen
why is carcypoo wearing his trenchcoat while gaming
is it that cold or is he just too excited to notice hes wearing it still or something
Why does there always have to be at least one coloured on the couch per run?
Do they burn the couch after the coloureds leave?
>>127447972
make RE a good run please
can someone post all the webms of the handshake hottie?
if you are a /v/ boi who has never seen a RE run before....you might as well go get some lunch. Literally a jogging simulator
>>127448145
Because it is fucking america. Have you EVER been outside your moms friend basement in your life?
>tfw no sleeper god tier run like last year's jedi knight
i didn't know what to expect and i got FUN and FAST
I only come here for the GDQ events and post about how they get progressively worse.
Is Uyama literally phoning it in again?
they're never gonna find a cancer cure in the next 100-150 years desu
>>127448321
Mike got murdered and phat ass matty took over witj his asian bitch.
yay its time for superjew
>This literal c uck donating
https://twitter.com/DonSvenne/status/684040961719169024
Svenne @ AGDQ @DonSvenne 52 minutes ago
Girls @ #AGDQ2016 im single. Whoever gave me a superlike on tinder. tinder doesint work atm :( add me on Twitter.
>feelsbadman
reminder to join the official SRG twitch chat at srgmarathon
no /v/ shitters allowed
>A literal cuck donation
>>127448557
HIGH TEST
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>your girlfriend has cancer
>break up with her before she goes to surgery
>don't even go to support her but donate to AGDQ to feel better
what a dick
>>127448536
>implying cancer is a single disease in the first place
Americans are retarded
>>127448604
I don't even know how to join a chatroom desu
>>127448557
THAT CROPPING
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
carci looking qt as fuck
>>127448661
>everyone I don't like is American meme
>>127448751
jewfro just ruins it
>remake of a remake of a ps1 game
>No door skip
for what purpose
has there been a good run yet
Imagine Hillary winning
Just... imagine
what is that camera?
literally more like a movie than a game
>>127449125
Transformers
>>127449173
>i'm 12
>>127448613
>>127448589
>>127448598
Why some people "miss" their girlfriends anyway?
I've had several GFs, but I have never once felt bad or sat inside crying all day because a relationship ended
There are billions of women on earth, why is losing one such a big deal?
>inb4 psycopath
So the Transformers run was the only good run so far in the marathon
>>127449141
can we elect bill wearing a hillary mask instead
>2 hours of walking around corridors
>>127449125
Splatoon
>>127449268
Some people are sentimental I guess
>>127449125
no, unless you mean by "good" so horrible you watch in spite
>>127449268
because it's rare the meet the kind of people who you have a exceptional chemistry with
>>127449331
Underage: The post
>>127449173
That is what resident evil was always about. Copy shitty movies to attract plebs. For fucks sake the original version was one of the worst offenders of live action movie cutscenes.
>>127449402
RE runs are boring as fuck
>>127449268
Pretty simple
If you don't have what it takes it's more difficult to find a woman that will want to do anything with you
This is why some relationships are completely disfunctional.
>>127449397
lolno
Women are predictable as fuck 99% of them boils down to the same motions and tricks
>>127449402
Nostalgia goggles: The post
>mushy mushy
>>127449402
here's your door opening cutscene
>>127449521
i see. so how long have you been reading theredpill and pick up artist material?
jesus christ what the fuck was that
mushi? Ther goes all the 5 japanese viewers.
>mushi mushi
>moshi moshi
>>127449621
>Le PUA doesn't work meme
Funny how the only counter-argument people have against it is denying plain facts
nice door watching sim letsplay
where is YSG?
>>127449621
Exactly, I knew you were going to post that near verbatim. You better hope you don't meet me IRL or I'll have you on my dick (man or women, I don't care) in a matter of hours lol
>>127449637
>>127449643
I literally closed the stream after I heard that. I'm not watching that run.
this run
>open door every 3 seconds -the game
>>127449698
>>127449813
that's not the point. the point is that PUA techniques are more of a filter to find women with low enough self esteem to be willing to date you. that you think it applies to all or even a majority of women shows how sheltered and
delusional you are.
>>127449893
what a terrible fucking gif, really tumblr quality
>>127449949
That's horribly misinformed and modern PUA is actually mostly focused on core confidence and healthy relationship-building, but this isn't the thread for this debate
>>127449940
Yes you've already said that
>>127449701
>>127449431
>>127449173
i'm going to give you guys the benefit of the doubt and assume you're just ignorant, not fucking retarded
the original resident evil came out at a time where 3d technology was in its infancy w/r/t video games, so control schemes and graphics were both portrayed in very archaic ways relative to what we're used to
what they did with resident evil as well as several other games of the generation (every PSX final fantasy, some scenes in zelda OOT and MM, etc etc) was draw out a 2d background, then divide it up into layers, then build an invisible 3d environment of collision objects, effectively saving the computation involved in rendering a full 3d environment and having a hand-crafted background to boot, it's called a pre-rendered background and it went a long way towards iconic and recognizeable scenes, not to mention it gave them a lot of computational overhead since it cost them very little to render
the difference in computation between this and rendering an actual 3d scene is so big that the GCN version of resident evil for example had enough power left over to render character models essentially a generation ahead of their time
however, as systems have gotten more powerful, technological tricks like this as well as artifacts like tank controls have faded away due to us becoming more comfortable with the medium as well as being much lazier in design due to how much excess power we have to work with
hope you learned something
pic related, it's one of those collision maps i mentioned
>escape key johns
That's a new one for me
glenn going ham desu
Who's on the couch?
>>127450101
why is that collision map so detailed? wouldnt a cilinder suffice?
>Narcissa
Stop bullying us, janny!!
>>127450368
Might be for interactions with other objects in the game that are smaller, for more accurate physics? Dunno.
>>127450368
probably, yeah. might've been that it happened at a point in development where they were unsure of the player's ability to traverse the environment and they thought the extra detail was necessary, or something like that, we can really only speculate
is that trihex?
i don't know what is worse, this guy saying japanese words or the puns of the last run
>>127450098
I'll say it however many times I want to, sperg
>TADAIMA
Greetings from Germany! This is my first thread live with /srg/ but certainly not my last. Love the cause and dedication of the staff! Door animations HYPE and kill the animals.
Maybe if you guys actually talked about speed running your stupid posts wouldn't get deleted.
>>127450426
>narcissa
If actual /srg/ posts are gonna get deleted and /v/ can stay, then just report the thread
fuck adgjew
>>127450536
>implying puns will ever be worse than nip speak
its happening srg
speedrunning is finally dying
i can feel it
>>127450532
It's Fiercekyo
>>127450502
>>127450101
actually, bit of trivia, that image is the source of a bug in OoT, apparently at some point in development that room was planned to have 2 jars, but the artists only ended up drawing one. due to the fact the collision map has two, though, if you try to roll at that point in the background, you find yourself colliding at an intangible corner in the middle of the pot and the part of link that goes into it is overlapped by the "closer" part of the background to the frame, making a bit of him weirdly invisible, see pic to know what i mean
>>127450668
it's been long dead
>>127450668
>finally
>>127450668
Germany will keep it alive with their love of emoticons and optimization
When does gdq end? I want to be able to post srg memes without /v/ reporting them.
how long would agdq last if slow games were not allowed
>>127448279
>america was 90% white just a few decades ago
And the marxists call this ~progress~...
has blueglass been spotted yet?
>>127451009
He was on stream yesterday during one of the runs, you can usually hear his laugh.
>>127449268
Are you a sociopath?
>>127450984
fuck marx
engels is where the real red is
RE worst "speedrun" today
>>127450984
it's genocide
everyone I know died from cancer yesterday. here's 5 bucks to save le sephiroth
>>127450976
Still a week, but there'd be more runs.
>Kingdom Hearts and its community is why I got into speedrunning
Slept for the last 14 hours. Did I miss anything good?
lets kick cancer in the butt
>>127451328
Transformers was pretty punny.
Here we go again.
How was Prinny?
>>127451328
Transformers was good
I've only watched GDQs for two years now, it all seems stale now.
The runners and the couch people really oughta be more entertaining. I've seen their run multiple times already.
>>127451352
i quit speedrunning
>>127451435
it was reasonable cuckolded
>>127451496
watch vods from 2013/2012 if you want fun marathon
>This run
>>127451328
Prinny was aight. Transformers was good.
Someone sent a funny donation comment during PvtCb's run
>father has cancer
>son is just sitting there in front of his pc watching autistic people speedrun games wasting his money on a pamphlet charity
Thanks for the donation goy.
>>127451328
You missed some autist playing Transformers while reading out stupid shitty pun donations and laughing every second
>>127451691
and it was pretty good
>>127451775
No it wasn't
>>127451328
88 donations so far
>the /v/ agdq threads
Morning, hope everyone was snug~ :3
Even Carcinogen can't make this run interesting.
>>127451831
Yes it was
is this guys name really cuckinogen
>cancer charity
>runner named carcinogen
Who's the black guy? Sounds european. Is he from YES?
>>127451889
No it wasn't
>people that donate cause one of their family members is currently suffering from cancer
>they don't know that this charity only works to prevent cancer, not actually fight it
>no donations
rip re next year
>>127451956
Please link your transformers world record speed run
>literally NO donations
Disaster. Shut it down now
>>127451962
what part of PREVENTION BEATS A CURE dont you get?
>no donations
the mono king is finally fucking finished
>>127451950
yes
>>127451956
it was though
Literally the most entertaining run this marathon. Doesn't say much but it was fun to watch nontheless
>>127452063
>>127452014
they finally realize
>>127451962
>the charity is literally all about making pamphlets (only in the US) and other advertisementl-like things
>LET'S KICK CANCERS BUTT
>>127451962
They don't even work to prevent it, they just hand out pamphlets such as "don't eat junk food, don't smoke!".
No one is suddenly going to better their life just because some shitty charity handed them a folder.
>>127452087
PCF
>I got cancer.
>lel get fucked. Maybe should have had a friend fondle your balls daily
Cancer cure is found
>I got cancer
>got u senpai
>>127452214
Prevention is the best value/$ you can put towards cancer. Actual funding to find a "cure" is a financial blackhole which will never achieve much.
>>127452214
>Greetings from Germany!
>>127452363
>this is what cuckolds actually believe
reminder that this is what YOUR donations paid for
>>127451950
don't remember his name but he is from cuba or some shit
>>127450613
>>127450719
>>127450101
oot is genuinely such an interesting game to analyse
so much weird experimental technology/mechanics
>>127452417
>implying I ever donated
>>127452417
You keep posting this. Why does it upset you so much? Is it just because it's gay?
>>127452363
>paying a company to distribute leaflets saying 'smoking is bad' and 'make sure you exercise' is a better than charities that focus on research
>>127452363
People like you is the reason why democracy doesn't work.
You faggots like to pretend you support speedrns but you only support them during GDQs. Go to hell.
>>127452276
Cancer cure is found
>I got cancer
>This treatment doesn't work on your particular mutation, good luck though. Maybe we'll find something during the next 15 years.
>>127452417
>never donated to PCF
>>127452484
i'll agree with that, and across all its different versions its a treasure trove of the stuff
if you haven't seen TCRF yet it has a pretty comprehensive collection: https://tcrf.net/The_Legend_of_Zelda:_Ocarina_of_Time
there used to be a really active community of dataminers and people hunting for beta content back when ZSO was still around but ever since that site died i have no idea where the folks digging up stuff about it are now
>>127452564
>doesn't work
>all the most succesful countries in the world are democratic
based retard
>>127452517
literally the first time i have ever posted this
>>127452417
only in america too lol
so funny hearing european donations
ty eurocucks for helping prevent american cancer
>>127451950
>Sounds european
>americans
>>127452581
Because otherwise your hobby is irrelevant. I occasionally watch isaac speedruns, or I used to watch dork souls.
>>127452581
I enjoy watching this hobby die slowly
>>127452363
No amount of telling how bad junk food / smoking is going to stop people from doing it. If anything more and more people don't give a fuck.
LMAO AT THIS COUCH NIGGA WHO THOUGH HE WAS SITTING IN AT THE BLIZZARD BLOCK
TWO GRABS
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tfw i've slowly become a marathon shitter
>>127452558
>charities that focus on research
Researchers aren't really hurting for money right now, and what's wrong with spreading information about healthy living?
>>127452581
No I don't. Speedrunning is the dumbest shit in the world.
>>127452642
Ok, fine. Why does it upset you all so much? Is it just because it's gay?
>>127452773
Then why has smoking been decreasing so substantially in the first world?
>>127452839
Cause sick cloud vapes bro
>>127452839
>Researchers aren't really hurting for money right now
LOL
just
lol
just
lol
>>127452839
>de uber hippie spacing
>>127452609
>I got cancer
>Should have read our pamphlet
>>127452839
>what's wrong with spreading information about healthy living?
Nothing but why do you need a fucking charity devoted to that?
>>127451950
what the fuck?
>>127452882
Fair point well made.
>>127452901
k.
>>127452923i'msorrytohaveoffendedyou
>>127452967
Because it requires work and resources and those things cost money?
You cannot prevent fucking cancer
>>127450101
Dude you are an idiot. Yes 5th gen systems were too weak and the 3d was pushed too early but there weremany actual playable 3d games that did not try to be a shitty horror b movie.
RE sucks and that is because all its roots suck.
>>127452839
>>/reddit/
>>127453090
The money you donate goes towards the business, with very little actually going towards the goal.
You could also say 'Why should I donate money trying to educate people about how to stay healthy? Why should I care if they're a fat cunt?'
What the fuck is going on in ALL AGDQ threads? They're all filled with actual 9gag tier shitlords.
>>127453206
but at least we can kick it's butt
>a runner called carcinogen
>in an event combatting cancer
i want cancer to kick MY butt >///<
Yashi getting rump-roasted about people criticizing his shitty let's play on Twitter.
>>127453210
If you mock old games you are reddit. Old games are the best and always awesome with awesome good graphics and soundtrack and characters and gameplay and new games are always shitty with bad graphics and shit they are bad good games are only old games since they are old so they are really awesome and good.
imagine donating to a scam charity
>>127453210
are you stupid
aside from like, clock tower, survival horror wasn't something that had been explored before resident evil, not to mention that b-movie perception is all in hindsight
resident evil 1 didn't become the PSX's first game to sell a million copies because of its cheese factor
>>127453359
>implying this isn't true
Jesus fuck this game looks good for a Gamecube game
Shame big budget prerendered graphics won't ever happen again
Has Cosmobeen murdered and replaced by a body double?
>>127453206
Cancer is a mixture of bad luck, bad genes and preventable things desu.
Dad died of mesothelioma last year, asbestos related, can appear up to 40 years or something after exposure and he had no idea where he got it from.
I feel like the people that go LET'S BEAT CANCER LOL have never lost a family member or anything to it. I mean you go through a phase after diagnosis like 'Let's fight it!' but after that it just turns into trying to make someone as comfortable as possible preparing for the end.
>20% through the marathon
>10% last year's donation total
>>127453260
The business which does the work, yes. That's how charities work. You need to pay people to do things and make things. It blows my mind how irate you guys get every single year over the revelation that charities and non-profits are still businesses.
>watching agdq
>not our boy liquidxsquid
>>127453473
>Shame big budget prerendered graphics won't ever happen again
Technically a lot of graphics are still prerendered, such as global illumination and some character physics.
>>127453548
I really hope this is the first year agdq shrinks in donations
but they'll make some shit up about "hidden donations" or "untracked donations" if it ever happens
How much money did agdq get to in the first 24 hours last year?
>>127453210
I don't think that's what he was arguing. Sure, there are other 3d games on the system, some of them aging pretty well, honestly, but you asked why the game had the angles it did and he gave you a reply. You trying to relate that to all games on the system instead of an aesthetic choice for one game is kind of shifting the goalposts, no?
>>127453548
reminder the donations do not come in linearly, instead bursting for certain blocks or donation incentives, and especially before the final game
>>127452483
I don't get this bot, what is it showing?
The only good capcom speedrun games are canceledman andmonster hunter
>>127453608
baking stuff is not prerendering
>>127453473
>ff7 remake wont be comfy prerendered static backgrounds in stunning ultra ultra high hd
>there will be shitty voice acting instead of pure text
>nu-anime and not 90s anime
>>127453551
>The business which does the work
toplel, the work is done by volunteers most of the time.
>It blows my mind how irate you guys get every single year over the revelation that charities and non-profits are still businesses.
We're questioning why people donate you cunt.
>>127451950
He's Fiercekyo and from Puerto Rico if I remember correctly
>>127453654
i wouldn't expect someone who uses the word literally in the same context as 13 year old tumblr girls to understand that level of thinking though
>>127453710
i think its cosme's mario maker speedruns
>yashi retweeting all tweets criticising his awful meme run
Now that's what I call awful damage control
>>127453719
What's the difference, then?
>>127453726
fuck the remake, for these reasons
>>127453713
>megameme
>good
>implaying REmake isnt the best game ever
lol....
>>127453713
>Grinderhunter
>>127453782
>bhopping is too hard in l4d guys thats why we didnt do it, nobody can
>all the actual top runners run fully bhopped
lol
>>127453782
he fell for the b8 lmao
Starting my donation processing shift if you want your donations read I'll approve them throughout the next 4 hours
>>127453784
oh wait, you're right. It is the same thing.
My b.
>>127453741
>toplel, the work is done by volunteers most of the time.
No, it isn't. There is work done by volunteers, but you can't staff an entire company with volunteer work.
>>127453874
will you read my donation if it only reads "flush yourself"
>>127453874
nice try mike but you ain't getting shit
not y_ but would you really want to watch 3 hours of people fucking up bunnyhops and delaying the game even further
if they cant do it then why bother trying if it will make the marathon less fun to watch
and clearly they were the only l4d runners who volunteered
Just woke up. Have I missed any premium autism?
>>127453874
zee zoo zii zum, i smell kike scum
>>127453956
My mum works for a wildlife charity.
If she signs you up she gets 50% commission, the rest of the money goes to the charity. The charity owns some nature reserves which are staffed and run mainly by volunteers.
Your donation basically goes towards staffing to get more donations.
>>127454149
D*ng is dat Go1den
>>127454203
>tfw always read it goi-den in my head
>>127454159
>companies pay their staff
I know. It's crazy.
>It's a "this game has no glitches to skip parts of the game and there are no techniques to move faster than normal" run
>>127454263
>let's beat cancer!
>*donation goes towards Kevin's salary who works as a recruiter to get more donations*
If people knew that do you think they would donate?
>>127453608
Shut up nerd
>>127449125
I hate speedruns too.
>>127454298
still better than kirby aka speedrunning games made for literal babies
>saving the frames
>saving le animals
pick one
>>127454372
Probably not because the average person is retarded and thinks "non-profit" means "non-revenue"
>>127454298
>mfw they try to call optimized lets plays "speed runs"
>45k dollary doos
kek
what do you guys think about speedrunning ape escape games?
>>127449125
Monkey Balls
>>127454372
Yes. Because all of us understand that in the real world money doesn't magically turn into cancer cures. Everyone but you understands that what they are doing is donating money to people who are doing work they want done.
>no tetris block
I'm out family
>>127454298
>playing a game just to skip as much of the game as possible
what is the point of playing then?
>>127453726
>remake looks better than anyone has hoped for
>baaaw it sucks because it isn't 100% the same game I played as a kid with ugly playdoh monsters, playmobil Cloud and ugly backgrounds
>>127454496
I really like them, all good runs
>>127454471
What were we even arguing about in the first place?
Let's kiss and make up.
>>127454550
There's only so much you can do with tetris
>>127454554
literally /v/
>>127454496
Not worth it. Half the run is pre and post level loading and GET READY and GOAL.
Unless you want to work on monkey ball IL strats, which is perfectly legit.
>>127453726
>>127454573
Fuck off /v/
>Nani
>>127454735
/v/ fuckng hates it so swing and miss
Should have said reddit
>Nani
someone punch him in the mouth
