irish bulls edition
http://strawpoll.me/6452388
yui
GET HIM JANNY
literally coughing up a lung
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36Y_ztEW1NE
The M50.
gas the taigs
crayon pop
IGNORE THE YANK THREAD
>tfw no muslim gf who will risk burning in eternal flames to slobber on my nob
>>53103260
at enfield service station now
>tfw no Jennie gf
kpop desu lads
Reminder
>>53103249
rasheed
literally not posting in any of these shit threads lmao
>>53103314
FOAL
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boltzmann_brain
Scary stuff lads. Do you think the entropy produced universe brains of the future will do poos like us?
>>53103273
>took my shy Muslim gf's virginity
>she had never even held a boy's hand before me
>>53103378
FONT
Good morning, good anime lads.
>>53103353
don't then.
see if i give a fuck
>>53103378
Rasheed
>Cuts to sexual health services will lead to STI 'explosion', warn experts
Waheyyy, normies BTFO
>http://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/jan/03/cuts-to-sexual-health-services-will-lead-to-sti-explosion-warn-experts
really think "/sarcasm" has meme potential
fucking normalfags
reeeeeee
>>53103393
What does FONT mean?
Fuck Off Normie .... ?
>>53103448
FOY
Irish pussy was made for English cock
T. Cromwell
>>53103421
The day of the rope approches
>>53103457
TWAT
>>53103457
twizzler
>>53103457
twat
>>53103457
Tortoise
>>53103468
>Irish potatoes were made for English mouths
>t. potato famine geezers
>>53103472
>>53103482
hello reddit
>>53103472
>>53103478
>>53103482
>>53103489
Not sure which one to believe lads. In a bit of a pickle here.
iriish willies were made for english bums
yes hello I'd like to order one meme please
>>53103546
All of our drivers are busy, your meme will delivered in 20 minutes, is that ok?
>>53103571
Will it be fresh?
>>53103546
*Delivers one meme*
That'll be £19.99 plus FOY
>>53103457
>What does FONT mean?
Top ZoZ
We found out the bull was poz this evening lads
In tears, devastated
>>53103598
Do you accept bitcoin?
>>53103587
Yes.
Also please ignore this dodgy dealership
>>53103598
>>53103596
can i put my willy in her fanny
>>53103598
>pounds
BADUM DUM DUM DUM, BA DA BA DA BA DUM
BADUM DUM DUM DUM, BA DA BA DA BA DUM
BADUM DUM DUM DUM, BA DA BA DA BA DUM
3 6 9
>>53103623
Full story lad?
>>53103623
congratulations!!
>>53103673
FOY
>>53103714
filtered
Got some voddy lads and fancy getting smashed tonight but no mixer and I don't feel like shotting it all
What do
>Room Sizes
>Bedroom 2 - 3.03m x 2.88m
>*3 double rooms available in 3 bed house share* *No deposit* *All bills included* *Free Wi-Fi* *Fully furnished*
>We do not require a deposit for the renting of this room, nor will you be forced into a contract. You will receive a license agreement, which allows the occupier to leave at any time they choose. We only ask for 4 weeks notice to begin making new arrangements.
Good deal?
>>53103728
STRAIGHT
UP
THE
SHITTER
>>53103703
>sorry kid, i don't want the punt back, i like my kraut dollars
>>53103742
£80 per week
>>53103679
DAMN SHE FINE
>>53103802
where is it
what condition
will there be normies
fast internet
I SEE YOU BABY
CHICKEN MADRAS
CHICKEN MADRAS
night lads
if dubs we're all going to make it
trips and we're all gonna alone
>>53103830
>Lostock Avenue, Manchester, M19 3QJ
A mile from the nearest trainstation and uni
This is the break poleaboo needs
>his house is connected to his neighbors house
>>53103596
>>53103658
>captchas, post timers, filters and post blockers are a necessary evil to prevent spammers kiddo, otherwise janny janny wouldnt have time to heat his hotpockets properly and get food poisoning
>>53103891
doxed
>>53103883
will kev make it?
>>53103891
sounds ok i suppose
>>53103922
>being this buttblasted over being filtered
>>53103919
[uncanny valley intensifies]
Too scared to even ring the GP to book an appointment to get help for anxiety
One of my mates is in to gay plays and all that shit, claims to be depressed and on on the dole.
I can't help but laugh, this is your future if you study a bachelor of arts.
>>53103958
if dubs kev will make it
if trips he'll hate it, HATE IT (life)
At the doctor the other day. diagnosis homosexuality. on willies now for it
>just found nudes of a girl I know irl
>everyone in the group chat is busy
Fuuuuuucking hell lads
might make a tinder :/
>>53104026
>hate it, HATE IT
reeeeeeee where is this from
>>53104003
>“Today I escaped anxiety. Or no, I discarded it, because it was within me, in my own perceptions — not outside.” — Marcus Aurelius, Meditations
Don't do it lad
>>53104031
is it curable?
>Dat feminist getting blown the fuck out on Newsnight
>The government has recently announced plans to increase the number of Syrian refugees to at least 100,000 per year.
>Furthermore, as part of its 'putting the most vulnerable first' strategy, the UK will only be accepting refugee applications from young females under the age of 25 without dependents
>All British households with spare rooms are encouraged to register to provide a home for these young female refugees
What would your reaction be? Would it be a sneaky way of getting state-provided qt gfs?
filtered the yank he better not make any new threads
got flirting with a milfy sounding lady on the phone earlier
might be in there
>>53104081
Yeah, your mums muff is the antibiotic to homosex
>>53104084
>Dat
Hello Reddit!
>>53104058
FOPN (fuck off potential normie)
>>53104100
sex line doesnt count but nice dubs >>53104066
you too
Having a kinder bueno.
>>53104093
yes I literally don't give a toss about the country as long as I get a qt gf who could never leave me
and I am NOT being ironic
>>53104066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js2-t1sIfp4
>>53104084
link?
>>53104117
what if i do it and get on matches
then my fate as an abnormie will be for once and all sealed
>tfw no casual/interesting photos of myself
>>53104058
Do it then post screenshots here
>>53104093
>Live in a one bedroom flat
Looks like I'm left out again.
Got chest pains again
got 80 friends on facebook i'm such a normo haha
Lads what's the funniest episode of the undateables?
>Having a kinder bueno.
>>53104093
>All British households with spare rooms are encouraged to register to provide a home for these young female refugees
>mfw
>>53104159
had 700 but i've deleted it now lmao
>>53104151
BBC Two
>>53104093
A hole is a hole, it's all friction.
>>53104154
>what if i do it and get on matches
aka the reason i don't sign up
>>53104161
The one with you in it
>>53104157
>Not being willing to move house in order to get a gf
>>53104031
EXCELLENT post
>>53104161
the ones with Michael
>>53104093
>I actually have three spare rooms
wew
>>53104151
ok thanks
tried to watch this video before but the sick was icky
>>53104231
Fuck off billionaire
>>53104206
same lad
hence why i'm scared about doing it and am only seriously considering it now, 3 years after having first heard about it
>>53104231
rasheed
>>53104231
fuck off literal billionaire
>>53104231
Looks like you'll be inseminating more Syrian pussy than you could shake a stick at
>>53104214
>The one with you in it
>>53104265
>rasheeds
>spare room
what's your favourite cheese lads?
wish i lived in a tiny flat so i didn't have to walk that far for everything arooo
>eating a packet of magic stars
>>53104093
don't care
>lived with more girls than boys ever since i was 18 (now 23)
>alot of them were very attractive
>didn't befriend let alone become romantically involved with one
>>53104306
LONDON
At work, ama
>>53104253
>but the sick was icky
?
>>53104305
weed lmao dude
>>53104297
>having a harem
yousaf ibn salem bin salafeh
been awake for 2 days
had a shower to keep myself awake
>>53104335
he pans to the toilet about 15 seconds in and you see the sick bits
>>53104356
go to sleep lol
>>53104363
delete this
wish I didn't live 5 miles from the nearest town and could walk places
>>53104305
Emmental desu
>>53104372
that's crumbs on his plate you melon
>>53104363
dog bless
>>53104305
gouda
>>53104356
you been on the gear again la
>>53104372
that's his plate
he's talking about his dinner and then shows his empty plate
I HATE IT HATE IT
well, tis alri
I'm less datable than the undatables, they've had at least one, which is more than me
>>53104305
I'm a fan of a cheeky piece of gruyere
>>53104093
THANK YOU BASED BIG DAVE
Lets start a list of things ALL British people know about, i'll go first :
>Wallace and Gromit
>>53104413
oh ok please don't bully me
>>53104421
t. marshall eriksen
>I'm a fan of a cheeky piece of gruyere
>>53104454
I've never seen Wallace and Gromit desu
>>53104454
Gromit > Wallace
>>53104429
>>he's talking about his dinner and then shows his empty plate
can't understand his shitty taig accent
Night lads
>volvo have states Farage's car was not part of their recall.
>French police have spoken up and said they found it suspicious back bin October but had no leads.
Lefties btfo. Someone did try to kill him.
>>53104454
Wallace and Gromit was pretty shit
>>53104452
MIMI
I
M
I
>I've never seen Wallace and Gromit desu
>>53104386
>go to sleep lol
nah going to sleep at midnight or 1am to fix my sleeping pattern
>>53104428
the what
>>53104372
>the toilet
What the fuck sort of shallow shitty toilet do you have m8?
>I've never seen Wallace and Gromit desu
>>53104487
Really?
>>53104498
SHITTY NIGHT YOU SAXON KEK
ENJOY ME FUCKING YOUR WIFE
>>53104452
Can't be the only one who thinks that Mimi's tits are disappointingly small
Her high-estrogen face suggests that she'd have a big pair of soft chebs
Anyone in Edinburgh wanna take care of a sick leaf for sexual favours? All I want is a place to sleep, grilled cheese sandwiches and medicine?
left eye is totally out of focus
fucking benzos i swear to god
>>53104520
>Almost get assassinated
>Not bother taking it further or mentioning it in the press
Sure thing
>>53104498
goodnight ritsu!
lads can you keep the memes to a minimum please, i've a banging headache
>drug taking degenerates are on /brit/ RIGHT NOW
get out
>>53104520
Barry_Scotts_CatManchester 5 points 4 hours ago
The story has changed, once again. It's 4 nuts, not 4 wheels now.
Volvo wont even know if his car is included without the VIN
>it's been awhile since I've seen a bantz general
ps
>The UK is a sad, dreary, tiny island, a mass of badly dressed, badly haired people who are repressed, unhappy, angry, hateful of everything and everyone and who can't speak English properly. Oh and that expensive rubbish everywhere. I think it makes people there feel better about themselves when they think they are like Americans, but you would need to learn how to play fair, how to work and, most of all, think, how to be entrepreneurial, imaginative, creative and that's a long way off.
Why would anyone take benzos?
The good times must be pretty fucking good that's all I can say
>>53104601
>>53104578
Tell us your theory.
>>53104601
>>53104534
i thought it was 20 past 12. thanks for the free hour
>>53104601
>>53104613
Took them for six years and just quit a week ago. Those years seem like a blur now that I've sobered up
>>53104605
Preach it bro. I only take legal tax drugs not those nasty illegal ones
>>53104614
>>53104641
>>53104662
what's the backstory behind this meme?
>Simon Danczuk under investigation for rape.
Why are Rochdale police being do fast? Usually takes them about 10 years
>>53104601
>>53104601
>JAY
>JAY
>BEE
>ASSISTANT
>MANAGER
>>53104679
Think you accidently rochdale and rotterdam
>>53104601
>>53104555
>sexual favours?
let me guess, you're a man?
>>53104674
back to reddit newcunt
Hey [COUGHS].
So tired... [SIGHS] so tired... but on the other hand, I had a nice dinner, nice dinner... all gone - all gone.
So, tomorrow, I have to drive to Dublin - Dublin of all places! I hate it, hate driving around the M50, HATE IT, and that new moh-uhhh... motorway, on the way up to Dublin, God it's so long - HATE it. Well, 'tis alright, but... it's nothing to look at. But, on the other hand, it's to go to the airport - don't mind that!
>>53104674
irish weather
>>53104555
>sick leaf
Eh?
>>53104679
Because Dancuck is the most vocal critic of Corbyn in the Labour PLP
Typical KGB tactics from Red Jez
Mans gotta eat
>>53104601
.
>>53104745
ill canadian at a guess
>>53104674
is FOYlad still here
>>53104555
Wish I was in edinburgh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrXsqbukEeU
How long did you last before closing the tab?
>>53104805
FOK
>>53104817
cornwall?
>>53104601
Lads on instasync a few days someone played a John Oliver video and it would be him saying things whilst contradictory evidence would be shown on the screen
Remember one part where he said slovakia could build mosques so then muslims could come in
>You come at the king, you betta not miss
>>53104817
>>53104834
anyway the poin is LINK????
You're trying to copy one spreadsheet to another, cell by cell when this guy looks at you and promises you at least one orgasm. What do you do?
>>53104819
Never even opened it tBh
>>53104839
we wuz kingz
>>53104720
Yeah but I'm not gay so it's cool
>>53104745
The flu
Disappointed with the lack of slagposting
>>53104839
>>53104738
it's mohaiii uhhh motorway
a great man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TQZ-2iMUR0
>>53104866
>>53104910
sorry
>>53104910
https://twitter.com/190masterrace/status/626869873466064897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYhQzvFyPfA
lads how do i make an ED page
>>53104922
will change it in the next edition, thanks
Literally GAGGING for a (you) lads.
>>53105008
extremely disappointing webm
>>53104866
Please do not post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nouY3gPAwWM
fucking choon
>>53104839
>shot by 10 yo
Absolutely mental ch00n
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyanOxQdZu8
https://twitter.com/Chadthunderlad
which sissy brit boi is this
>>53105036
I KNOW YOU LIKE IT HOT
LOVE TO WRITHE AND SUH-WEEEAAAT
YOU THINK THAT THIS FEELS GOOD?
YOU AIN'T FELT NOTHIN' YEEEEET
<muh heritage has ED pass it on
>>53105096
bit noncey
What's ED?
>>53105076
me x
>>53104555
Im in Edinburgh but thats no happening lad.
Dont know you, or even worse, I could know you
mmm post more animes being bullied it turns me on
bit high lads
>>53104866
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>>53105155
Canadian weed
>>53105076
hampshire or THIS POST IS PROPERTY OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE
>>53105165
>>53105179
dude you don't get it bc buds lol
is it possible to get alzheimers at 24
>>53105031
Kore thanks a lot lad, well I'm off to bed then. G'night /brit/!
>warned at work for eating at my desk during ramadan
>>53105135
Erectile Dysfunction
>>53105225
goodnight
what do men mean when they say they want to "eat" a girl's bum? do they mean like take a playful bite of the cheek during foreplay? or actually prise open the cheeks and start eating the bits of poo inside?
>he goes to sleep before 5am
FONT
>>53105178
why is she doing this
