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plymouth
>>52948936
>You can still use the sink retard, it's just that you can select the temperature of the water instead of having to mix scalding hot water and freezing water together.
>
>With new taps
>"Okay I'll just turn it to the right, make it slightly warmer, perfect"
>
>With British taps
>"Okay that's literally boiling, I'll just add some cold water oh now it's freezing okay I'll add a little bit of hot water ok now it's fine" Anonymous 01
You sound spoiled desu. I know exactly how far to turn both taps and for how long to run them to get the ideal temperature in the basin.
Bet you drive an automatic too
crayon pop
>>52949001
torbay
maisie
Learn to not fear mistakes, but to learn from them. Know the insignificance of your actions relative to the size of this fucking huge universe and take pride in the fact that you exist. Don't look forward to the future, but enjoy the experience of the present. Take risks and step out of your comfort zone. You will learn more from bad experiences than good ones, which stretch out your boundaries and make other stuff child's play.
crayon poop
kpop desu lads
Memes.
>finally getting 1st place on Guitar Hero TV
So lads, how is /gf2016/ coming along? swell i presume?
Daisy
got a new years text lads. from a girl i know. feeling pretty stoked about it ngl.
what the fuck is this and how do i get it back
>>52949067
FONT
>>52949053
joining OK Cupid soon
JUST
>>52948958
they don't want me to reply to this thread
>Europeans laugh at British taps.
>they've only been able to drink their tap water in the last 30 years
>still unsafe in a few European countries
>>52949053
Blew a chance already
>>52949076
Who is the guy pointing at Rolf Harris?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNaBRR-XeAs
who finally finished #gf2015 last night? cutting it pretty close there lads
well i have to say, this holiday has been draining.
I don't know how all you NEET's do it, literally sitting on /brit/ all day doing nothing but wanking and posting is tiring as hell. I feel exhausted from doing nothing.
Imagine licking a boys feet haha
>>52949000
Let the hot tap run for 15 seconds on full and hold your hand under it. 3rd degree burns senpai.
>>52949027
Yes I shower because I don't want to sit in my filth. No I don't drive an automatic. The two tap system is just an antiquated relic, the only reason we still have them is because all the houses in Britain are old as fuck so we couldn't replace all the taps, most new houses have the new taps because they're objectively better in every conceivable way.
Poleaboo is browsing craigslist.
He's thinking of contacting a 45 year old twink with regards to being powerfucked tonight.
>>52949145
do not care
>>52949128
haha
>>52949125
>can't flush bog roll down the toilet in Greece because it will kill the pipes
>>52949155
haha bit gay lad
https://soundcloud.com/tommydockerz/buttholez
choon lads
Can't believe that Poleaboo fell for the manchester meet up meme yesterday
it was a pretty good laff
Poleaboo hates all of you for tricking him yesterday
lads need a wee haha with my willie haha xxxooo
If I was a billionaire I'd buy an entire street full of houses and alternate which one I'd sleep in every single night
>>52949017
did you see the new video
>>52949191
3rd world business desu
>>52949155
I have a foot fetish and that makes me feel sick
>man feet
Literally ew
>>52949125
>live in britain in the countryside
>don't have clean tap water
genuinely never think about it, we get our water from a borehole.
>>52949243
haven't watch it yet desu, in my watch later playlist tho
>>52949241
have fun lad
Hit the streets and tear this bitch up like I'm Willie B
No Tennessee, but the chain on my neck is a T
No Memph' Bleek, bitch I own the Roc not Jay Z, ya dig?
War Ready like Tracy T, ya dig?
finish this sentence lads
I'm not gay but...
>>52949223
>paki wandering around a train station on New Years Eve and refusing to leave
The police must have been ready to pounce at any second.
>>52949069
contact bank for a chargeback
>>52949262
wahey
>>52949241
ebin :DD
Poleaboo has found quite a passable trap on Craigslist
She is 38 but looks younger he want to know if he should go for it or not
>>52949281
i am from cornwall
>>52949161
>45 year old
>twink
>>52949292
>contact bank for a chargeback
yeah i'll call them up sometime i don't know what the fuck they've charged me for
Literally REFUSING to talk to anyone who doesn't read the Financial Times, as you aren't at a required intellectual level to talk with me.
If you ARE NOT subscribed to the FT, then PLEASE REFRAIN FROM REPLYING TO THIS POST.
>>52949191
>can't pay debnts because no money
>>52949223
>implying he is real
>>52949310
same
>>52949297
go for it la
>>52949242
I'd pay off peoples bills and get them to wank me off
first Marina of 2016
hi /brit/
>>52949320
I don't believe in the monetary system
>>52949314
it says direct debit, do you have any?
>>52949279
good post
>>52949354
yeah got one setup with for my phone contract, but it says unpaid transaction
surely it should just come out automatically because it's a direct debit
should we send her some paypal donations lads
feel pretty bad
>>52949393
>should we send her some paypal donations lads
hi sara
>>52949393
who
Whenever buying anything online, ALWAYS use a credit card. It makes chargebacks a million times easier.
You'd know this if you read the Financial Times haha
Reminder that if you're one of the many posters who posts links ITT, you should remember that I don't open a single one of them. Youtube, BBC, Vice, DailyMail, vocaroo, anything; I do not click a single one. All that time you spend highlighting the link, copying and pasting it, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting eagerly waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content on the other side of the link are completely and utterly wasted on me because I do not, ever, open links ITT.
>>52949362
>cool cat
The guy who wrote that shit was literally a male stripper. I'm pretty sure there's links to the books he wrote about male stripping on the cool cat website, fucking bizarre.
>>52949393
She's a communist. Society will provide for her in her time of need.
Charity is just capitalism with a conscience.
>>52949393
>TESCO
no, let the bitch rot
>>52949393
>communist
>using paypal
>>52949393
That's what she wants lad
I've got 3 quid, you want to give me some too?
Grimes
The financial times is biased towards capitalism so I avoid it
2016 gimmick predictions?
>>52949423
I open every link
>>52949423
>not le_smug_man.png
wat
alri lads. took /brit/'s advice and got myself a practice gf for the last few months
shes very sweet but not very cure and im ready to move on. i did what you said and made sure to have a lot of sex to get some experience, as well as complimented her and treated her well to learn how to treat my real gf when i get one.
I'm moving on to a higher tier woman as i was never romantically or sexually attracted to this girl and she was only practice.
Excited for the pursuit of a real gf desu
ask a weak, pathetic human being anything
>>52949450
kentqt being outed as fake
ribena being outed as fake
kev kills himself
>>52949423
Your loss desu
Some of the best content here comes from posting links
>Reminder that if you're one of the many posters who posts links ITT, you should remember that I don't open a single one of them. Youtube, BBC, Vice, DailyMail, vocaroo, anything; I do not click a single one. All that time you spend highlighting the link, copying and pasting it, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting eagerly waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content on the other side of the link are completely and utterly wasted on me because I do not, ever, open links ITT.
>>52949450
you can't predict gimmicks
they occur naturally
>>52949423
i open everything
and enjoy
>>52949466
Run at any soldier holding a pen knife, they'll snaop your neck to avoid being the next Lee Rigby
>The financial times is biased towards capitalism so I avoid it
>>52949282
Left after 10 minutes, I'm not an idiot, the writing was on the wall
I was late and no one was there
>>52949450
you can't predict gimmicks
they occur naturally
Jesus Christ I hope you're joking lad
That's fucking cold ;_;
>>52949427
daddy derek loves u x
>why yes, i do go out on the weekends to do stuff like kiss real life girls on the lips
>>52949450
We all get gfs and finally leave forever, and some kids born after 1995 create some tinder or snapchat related gimmicks.
le leftswiped m8
>>52949522
It only takes a second.
Welcome to yet another watchlist
I'm coolin with my youngins
>>52949223
please fill me in la
>>52949522
still fell for it like the social freak you are. stay in your compound you stupid mudshit.
Wish I had a combination of an extremely faithful nymphomaniac gf, and the ability to alter the size of my penis at will so that when she pissed me off I could say, "Alright, no more mister big willy"
you can't predict gimmicks
they occur naturally.
never touched a copy of the financial times
Might buy one
Smoked about 8 cigarettes and did a cocaine last night lads
Up until about 6:30 because these normie cunts were having loud sex a couple rooms away
anyone else here doing NoFap 2016?
>>52949559
>create
>gimmicks
they occur naturally m8
hey im here to learn more about different cultures
do brits have cucksheds?
>>52949599
FONT
just bought a subscription to the sun lads
she suck like 8 dicks I call her octagon
>>52949620
Gimmicks have been and always will be forced by bored autists.
https://soundcloud.com/smoots/trellion-sniff-delf-obsessed
bit choon lads
so i have been seeing this girl for like a month now, she is generally a pleb, watches pleb tv, listens to pleb music, drinks pleb alcohol, plays pleb games (phone and facebook). last night I asked her if she ever played any other games growing up, turns out she had mario all stars on N64 and wii, was the only game she liked other than singing and dancing shit. i suggest getting it on an emulator and playing it together, joke that I will kick her ass at it, she laughs and says "maybe, haven't played since I was a kid"
holy shit, it was like watching a speed run on youtube. we played mario world 3, and she got to the last world with 99 lives, despite me losing absolutely loads. it was seriously autism level skill. made me look a complete mong.
since when are women good at games? every girl i have ever known has been shit at games, even the ones who have a keen interest. anyone elses gf surprise you and make you look like a mong?
/blog
>>52949569
some anon said ribena went, everyone now believes it
same with kentqt, some anon said she was a girl then everyone believed it
Me by the speakers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVYpM3RTCII
>>52949608
I'm trying, tough to go from 5 a day to fuck all
I'll try to make it to 7 days and then bust one
horny but i wanked literally like 4 hours ago
hhhhhnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh help me
>>52949626
>cuck
Don't know this word, what does it mean?
Important poll
http://strawpoll.me/6421512
http://strawpoll.me/6421512
http://strawpoll.me/6421512
>>52949570
I'm going to kill you all one day
>>52949667
I posted the train tickets
>>52949441
Excellent post senpai
>>52949674
how old are you? i've turned 20, and i just don't get the urge anymore, so it's quite easy. maybe i've burnt out my pleasure circuits. avoiding porn is the main key to succeed.
>>52949004
reminder that if you're washing your hands with warm european water you might as well just use cold water because it isn't hot enough to kill bacteria anyway
it's the soap
im a skinny lad.
would anyone in here unironically fuck my little ass if they had the chance?
>>52949669
bangin dat der m8
>>52949735
cornwall
>>52949676
>wanked 4 hours ago
So what? How is that stopping you from wanking again. You know you can wank as many times as you want, right? There's not a limit of wanks you can have per day
>>52949732
Hand soap does nothing but mask the scent of shit on your hands from wiping your arse.
Memes are the cancer that is killing /brit/. They are the opiate for the masses. Their existence is what allows any random person to "fit in" to these shitty threads. Anyone can grab one they like, post it now and then, and act like they are the shit, they've been around, they are a funny person. It's just another shitty form of instant gratification.
Now, I know some faggots will cry, "But memes have been around for ages! Nothing is different!" That's not true; a few years ago, memes were, dare I say, under control. They weren't the majority of the content, like they are now. You can't pass a single fucking thread without seeing some of the most annoying copypasta bullshit. /brit/ has degenerated. everything in this thread is entirely predictable. Rarely do I ever see something new on this board, God forbid it make me stop to laugh or think.
This place is just a swirling mass of immature and nigh-illiterate idiots who desperately want attention. Memes are their answer, something everyone can recognise and collectively acknowledge. It's all just a farce, though: fake encouragement, fake interest, fake pain, fake lives. Nothing gained, everything lost.
Now, I'm not suggesting social reform or any other bullshit -- I know I'm not strong enough to single-handedly reverse mainstream trends -- I just want people to know that memes are the cancer that is killing /brit/. You can accuse newcunts or whatever bullshit you'd like to, but it's the memes that attracted them to this place, memes that we don't even considered to be memes. Memes are, remember, simply units of culture, self-propagating ideas that latch. And, unless I've made some sort of grievous miscalculation, the only way to stop the cancer is to stop the memes. Makes sense, doesn't it? They are both viral, though neither are literally.
With this final message, I bid you adieu. To stop the cancer, stop the memes. Trust me, it's easier than you think -- or can you?
>>52949676
i haven't wanked all year, me
>>52949687
Sorry, I dont know either. I thought it originated from the UK
>>52949719
toast wanker loves his toast
So I asked Dean to chuck his mum in the lake and he actually did it the absolute madman!
>>52949720
ok post the tickets again, with your hand in the picture.
>>52949676
*does a lil strip tease*
teehee
Grime
got kicked out of the pub for reading the financial times yesterday, must be a bunch of sun readers in there haha.
I'm rest knowing that im intellectually superior to them
>>52949720
>a stupid autistic manlet mud is going to kill everyone
lol ok little boy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy1dYFGkPUE
choon
>>52949805
cornwall
If I hear any of yous chatting shit about me mam again I'll fucking twat yous all
>>52949754
Yes there is because if I do it too much it gets sore
>>52949772
I was going for nofap 2016 but messed up
where ya ass was at when the niggas wouldn't feed me?
where ya ass was when the bitches didn't need me?
>Memes are the cancer that is killing /brit/. They are the opiate for the masses. Their existence is what allows any random person to "fit in" to these shitty threads. Anyone can grab one they like, post it now and then, and act like they are the shit, they've been around, they are a funny person. It's just another shitty form of instant gratification.
>Now, I know some faggots will cry, "But memes have been around for ages! Nothing is different!" That's not true; a few years ago, memes were, dare I say, under control. They weren't the majority of the content, like they are now. You can't pass a single fucking thread without seeing some of the most annoying copypasta bullshit. /brit/ has degenerated. everything in this thread is entirely predictable. Rarely do I ever see something new on this board, God forbid it make me stop to laugh or think.
>This place is just a swirling mass of immature and nigh-illiterate idiots who desperately want attention. Memes are their answer, something everyone can recognise and collectively acknowledge. It's all just a farce, though: fake encouragement, fake interest, fake pain, fake lives. Nothing gained, everything lost.
>Now, I'm not suggesting social reform or any other bullshit -- I know I'm not strong enough to single-handedly reverse mainstream trends -- I just want people to know that memes are the cancer that is killing /brit/. You can accuse newcunts or whatever bullshit you'd like to, but it's the memes that attracted them to this place, memes that we don't even considered to be memes. Memes are, remember, simply units of culture, self-propagating ideas that latch. And, unless I've made some sort of grievous miscalculation, the only way to stop the cancer is to stop the memes. Makes sense, doesn't it? They are both viral, though neither are literally.
>With this final message, I bid you adieu. To stop the cancer, stop the memes. Trust me, it's easier than you think -- or can you?
Memes are the cancer that is killing /brit/. They are the opiate for the masses. Their existence is what allows any random person to "fit in" to these shitty threads. Anyone can grab one they like, post it now and then, and act like they are the shit, they've been around, they are a funny person. It's just another shitty form of instant gratification.
Now, I know some faggots will cry, "But memes have been around for ages! Nothing is different!" That's not true; a few years ago, memes were, dare I say, under control. They weren't the majority of the content, like they are now. You can't pass a single fucking thread without seeing some of the most annoying copypasta bullshit. /brit/ has degenerated. everything in this thread is entirely predictable. Rarely do I ever see something new on this board, God forbid it make me stop to laugh or think.
This place is just a swirling mass of immature and nigh-illiterate idiots who desperately want attention. Memes are their answer, something everyone can recognise and collectively acknowledge. It's all just a farce, though: fake encouragement, fake interest, fake pain, fake lives. Nothing gained, everything lost.
Now, I'm not suggesting social reform or any other bullshit -- I know I'm not strong enough to single-handedly reverse mainstream trends -- I just want people to know that memes are the cancer that is killing /brit/. You can accuse newcunts or whatever bullshit you'd like to, but it's the memes that attracted them to this place, memes that we don't even considered to be memes. Memes are, remember, simply units of culture, self-propagating ideas that latch. And, unless I've made some sort of grievous miscalculation, the only way to stop the cancer is to stop the memes. Makes sense, doesn't it? They are both viral, though neither are literally.
With this final message, I bid you adieu. To stop the cancer, stop the memes. Trust me, it's easier than you think -- or can you?
>>52949817
pleb
>>52949768
/brit/ should die and stay dead.
>be northern
>get wet
>>52949817
top pleb
Just finished Just Cause 3 lads
>>52949867
You forgot your meme arrows you spanner
>>52949853
>it gets sore
Unlucky.
I had 15 wanks in one day once
Potential gf just sent me this lads:
> Yeah I had a good night. And I might be seeing my boyfriend tomorrow, not sure yet xx
Should I kill myself now or later
just printed a gf with my 3D printer i got for christmas
>>52949808
I'm a topshop man
I'm a dan
aka the boss man
man
>>52949880
was it good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuV0IcOdPRo
>>52949870
How has the sea not claimed you cunts yet?
r8 my meme breakfast
Baked avocado with egg and cheese, plus a grilled cheese with Worcestershire sauce
>>52949883
stop using brit slang you CUNT
>>52949923
brits are so fucking poor
>>52949791
c'mon, they're dated
I'm not going to take a pic with my phone and go upstairs to the computer
>>52949921
Sacrifices.
>>52949896
that's what you get for going after normies lad
>>52949895
>15 in one day
th-the legends are true?
>>52949768
the issue is the lack of original content and anything to promote discussion
>most European countries do not have trial by jury.
It's amazing when yanks say we have no freedom when compared to the rest of Europe we have a shit ton. I only found out about this a week ago because trial by jury is just one of those things you expect all free democracies to have.
Is there any other shit that goes on in europe tgat most people don't know?
fancy a wank, but I thought I might try nofap 2016, or at least for a couple days haha. what do you think?
>>52949941
>brits
m8...
>>52949951
fuck off phony
>>52949268
>>52949294
back from my wee btw haha x
new gimmick: overreacting
>>52949814
I'm fearless, I know how inept the oinkers are
Austria bro where are you?
>>52949978
>most European countries do not have trial by jury
That can't be true
>the issue is the lack of original content and anything to promote discussion
>>52949978
cucksheds are p. common on the continent
what was the longest you ever went without wanking ever since you discovered it? my record is 2 months.
just printed a gf with my 2D printer i got for Hanukkah
>>52949911
very good
the map is very big yeah but theres not any interesting little islands like on just cause 2 with that ww2 island
also there isn't any big commercial jets though there is a cargo plane but its like impossible to land anywhere bar 2 airports
overall still very good though
feel like im going to die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_kahzJn_QU
Lads...
>>52949923
pretty heavy going for breakfast. looks nice though.
>>52950008
>>52949978
Trial by jury is bad though, one of the many things wrong with the US
The law is a logical argument
Hey guys, my names John, i'm a student at London Uni.
I just started an unpaid internship at golberg and goldstein inc., I'm sure they'll hire me afterwards!
Pic relate is my apartment, it costs me £730/month(well not me really, my mummy and daddy pay for it haha,but we have relatives up north so we're not posh or rich or anything)
After i graduate and this jewish corporation takes me on full time, i'm gonna earn £200,000 a year and i'll move in to a big apartment in the center of london.
I can't wait!
>>52950031
you are
>>52950020
Tried to give it up for Lent once, ended up with wet dreams and getting hard from tv shows. Ended up having to wank just to get back to normal.
So less than 40 days, not sure how many exactly.
>>52950025
>the map is very big yeah but theres not any interesting little islands like on just cause 2 with that ww2 island
there's a secret racetrack island in the middle of the ocean apparently. don't think it's on the map
>>52949923
>Baked avocado with egg and cheese
based.
>>52950008
Trial by jury for most crimes are unique to common law. In most countries juries are only used in extremely heinous of political crimes
>>52949978
>>most European countries do not have trial by jury.
wow wtf
how do they try them then?
>>52950037
>1.3 trillion views
>>52950037
Not going to ask how you found that video, this is a judgement free zone.
Ya poofter.
fake nigga lie to a real nigga
that's some shit that you don't do
>>52950012
legitimately laughed at this post.
>>52950092
That's absurd
I don't believe it
To google I go
>>52950008
It was going to be trialled here on the Dutch system but it never took off. If you have a judiciary that can be trusted it can work very well and is not really any different from magistrates court.
>>52950058
>Trial by jury is bad though
naw fuck off you braindead
>>52950052
its also like 2pm so this is lunch and breakfast rolled into one
also forgot the tea
>>52950061
is your life a meme?
>>52950037
he makes such a cute slag
wouldn't even just fuck him (if he was older) i'd unironically like to have him as a "gf"
wew lads only woke up2 hours ago got fucking wankered last night and nearly threw up in the taxi kek. anyway here is my first post of 2016 and here it is
>>52950072
>i gave up wanking for lent
>>52950095
Judge
>>52950058
>let's let one persons opinion decide if someone is guilty or not instead of 15 people.
>>52949923
how long do you bake it for bruv?
My mum keeps moaning at me for not flushing the toilet after having a piss. I tried explaining that water is a limited resource and you can't waste it on flushing away a bit of piss, but she doesn't believe me.
Am I right or am I disgusting?
Crime
>>52950180
always flush 2bh
listening to the news today was just fucking infuriating. new years celebrations cancelled in germany, brussels, terror threats in netherlands, travel suspended in some cities across Europe. And we are still letting in record numbers of migrants. As the Muslim population grows, terror attacks increase, literally everyone i know blames muslims, but the government continues to defend them and let them be. think how much worse this shit has got in the last ten years, then think what it will be like in a further 30.
What a fucking shit time to be born. Fuck literally all muslims and their defenders. the world would irrefutably be a better place for everyone else to live if you all just died.
>>52950174
1 experienced and intelligent man vs 15 ignorant pigs who know fuck all
cunt
>>52950230
Rorke
>>52950180
>water conservation in the UK where it literally falls from the sky on a daily basis
>>52950182
>not sunny
>>52950180
it just gets recycled and goes back into the system anyway it doesn't go to waste
>>52950201
not the biggest fan of crime if i'm honest
got no time for it
>>52950174
more than that
>lets let one person who has a lot of power and is part of the system, as well as having their own biases, make judgement.
jury screening is pretty intense so would definitely trust them more than some French judge who's pissed that he's missing brunch for your trial.
>>52950230
Rorke
Hey dudes my names Zach Broson and I'm from Cali, currently on vacation in England with my fratbros. Just wanted to say all you guys are total losers.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jury_trial
>4.1 Australia
>4.2 Austria
>4.3 Belgium
>4.4 Canada
>4.5 France
>4.6 Greece
>4.7 Gibraltar
>4.8 Hong Kong
>4.9 India
>4.10 Ireland
>4.11 Italy
>4.12 Japan
>4.13 New Zealand
>4.14 Norway
>4.15 Russia
>4.16 Singapore
>4.17 South Africa
>4.18 Sweden
>4.19 Switzerland
>4.20 United Kingdom
>4.21 United States
THE FUCK!?
I just assumed juries were the norm. What the hell are you playing at rest of the world?
Hi, my name's frank.
I graduated from Oxford with a degree in english literature. I've been trying to find a job, but I couldn't find anything in london.
I'm trying to make it as an author, but my rich daddy doesn't have many connections in this industry.
Pic related is my apartment, my daddy pays for it atm but someday i will pay for it when i become an author!
It isn't much and i have to live on instant ramen, b-but i-it sure beats l-life up n-north haha!
>>52950289
DUDE
>>52950252
actually look at water poverty projection figures.
>>52950005
that guy is effay as fuck.
>>52950292
who gives a shit you turbo autist
>>52950037
AGP scum
the gf and i
>>52950037
>tfw I'm not gender confused but I look like a girl so I just wear makeup and grow my hair out anyway
done it since i was young, really not sure why my parents are fine with it
haaha
Limes
>who gives a shit you turbo autist
>>52950333
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>>52950254
oink oink
>>52950342
limes > lemons
>>52950292
>in various jurisdictions
>>52950230
Rorke
>>52950230
It used to be Irish people, in the future it will be someone else. Get used to it.
>>52950335
pics?
>>52950235
>judges
>experienced and intelligent
Good laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsnqhUuYoFo
>>52950335
c o r n w a l l
>>52950380
open a book
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35210519
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>>52950309
Moved out of London because of the property prices, got a much bigger place up North. I mean yeah it's underwater for a couple of months a year, but the rooms are a lot bigger!
>>52950292
most of the world doesn't even use Common Law despite its object superiority
just remembered MissHannahMinx was a thing, might have to have a wank now
Thyme
>>52950396
silly boy, time for bed soon.
>>52950255
>>52950252
Really?
I thought that we can only use fresh water from aquifers and lakes and stuff, I don't think that 100% of the water is recycled desu surely it can't be.
>>52950342
>makes /brit/ a Mojito
now you all have to share it ok?
>>52950454
MATE
THYME
HAHA
>>52950421
>scotland
>quebec
>louisiana
wtf
>>52950416
Haha
Like this post
Would read it again
>people only just realising that Britain is a beacon of freedom within Europe dispite all the totalitarian bullshit the tories pull
>>52950413
I got fucking hundreds of books, which one?
>>52950415
poor dog
>>52950454
BRUV
THYME
AHA
>>52950421
>most of the world doesn't even use Common Law
>>52950415
scummy part of preston
BAMBER BRIDGE
Need a taeyeon gf
>>52950509
>totalitarian bullshit the tories pull
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT POLL
http://strawpoll.me/6421681
http://strawpoll.me/6421681
http://strawpoll.me/6421681
>>52950454
JERRY JACKSON
>>52950441
>Dear stalkers, "investigators", fans and friends who are searching for hannah minx. You must all stop. Let me explain. Beyond your electronic world called "the internet", there is another world. Its called "real life". Its not the same as the internet. In this real world, people have feelings, and problems. Hannah minx is not dead, or married, or anything like that. She has left the internet world. She does not want any attention. She just wants to live a normall and peacefull life without stalkers who stalk her everywhere, fans who want to find her for no reason and perverts who comment hatefull things on her videos. Just accept that she is gone. Dont sniff into her personal life, dont pretent like you know her well, just stop. And annah minx, you are just making things worse. With your new channel there is more attention to the missing hannah minx than ever. Please remove your channel.
>>52950533
bamber bridge is still pretty scummy there are just a lot less pakis
>>52950509
people only complain because freedom is expected there
its not like the continent where aristocratic abuse is the norm, or even worse the Orient where they go nuts and eat each other without a God King
Lads I'm going to a dinner party next week is it rude to ask if the food contains pork or alcohol? I was thinking of saying something like this
"I am an observant Muslim and cannot have pork or alcohol in my food. Would it be possible to make something that avoids those ingredients?"
Is that ok?
Any comedy tales from your NYE lads? Did the Manchester meet-up happen?
>I'm not a believer in National Socialism
>>52950380
You'd have to be a literal retard to compare the two 2bh
>>52949978
But trial by jury sucks.
You really want 50 randomly selected average Americans to decide whether you're guilty??
Ok mate rather you than me.
>>52950472
have you ever heard of a reservoir, einstein?
This worth it lads?
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Bench-Folding-Adjustable-Exercise-Training/dp/B00KMU6QME
>>52950612
Rasheed
>>52950612
fuck off paki
>>52950335
FONT
>>52950612
Ask beforehand, brother
>>52950612
just threaten to blow yourself up if they serve you any
>>52950635
I suppose so
Worlds strongest man final on Channel 5 right now lads.
>>52950612
Just chance it and kick up a stink if it's haram food.
>You do realise this is completely and utterly haram, right? Fucking s m h, islamaphobia is alive and well in the 2016. This entire situation is highly problematic to be quite honest with you famalamadingdong.
>>52950176
just over 15 minutes
its not bad
the egg and avocado mix together well and the avocado flesh is really soft and savory, nice with some pepper and cheese
only wish i still had some bacon for it to be perfect but the shops are closed.
>>52950612
Asking at the time is considered impolite. If you know you have dietary restrictions, the sensible thing to do is have a member of your household staff contact the caterer beforehand (at least 3 working days) and inform them so they prepare your meal accordingly.
>>52950612
The most polite thing to do would be to get on a boat and row back to whatever shit hole you belong
had a wank to kentqts photos
I'm on channel 5 right now lads if you wanna take a look
could have shagged this proper fit bird last night lads
she asked me to walk her home at the end of the night and I sperged out and said no
haha ffs
>>52949978
>forcefully take 10-15 disgruntled people out of their actual lives for no less than 2 weeks to then decide if some knob did a naughty
>thinking they won't make a decision as soon as physically possible so they can grab a day or 2 off while they get decided for another case.
my diet will start tomorrow
I swear
>>52950718
post his photos then
>>52950612
you should really ask before hand rasheed, rather than make a stink at the party itself.
>>52950749
Rasheed
>>52950701
looks tasty bro.
is the full avacado not really filling? i think i'd destroy one half but struggle with the second desu
will try this
Haven't ate food in 2016 lads
>>52950718
DELUDEMO
>>52950717
This post shouldn't be this funny
>>52950701
shouldn't it be egg in avocado
>>52950732
>"you want to walk me home"
>"no"
NIGGA WHAT
>>52950624
>You really want 50 randomly selected average Americans to decide whether you're guilty??
uh yes? Trust random cunts more than professional lawyers
plus I've done jury duty and they are pretty rigorous with screening.
>>52950701
save blud, what temp? just crack an egg in the pit hole yeah?
>>52950632
Yeah, what about them?
You know nothing can be 100% efficient, right? You flush the toilet and you use several gallons of water, I doubt all of that water is simply recycled. You know waters going to become a scarce resource as some point, right?
>Einstein
Fuck off you arrogant cunt
>>52950717
Leeds?
>>52950786
yea it is desu
I wolfed down my grilled cheese and half the avocado, now the other half is sitting there only partly eaten
can i turn on extra flags but not have my extra flag showing?
Reminder that there is literally no proof that Kentqt is male.
>>52950732
IT IS LITERALLY EASIER TO NOD YOUR HEAD AND WALK HER HOME THAN REJECTING HER AND BEING A WANKER AND CONDONING RAPE
Grime
>>52950839
Oink
>>52950890
LIMESCALE
>>52950839
fuckin'ell
>>52950890
SERIOUS
>>52950882
No you fucking nonce why do you want to
>>52950845
425F for about 15 minutes
yea just plop an egg in the middle but you have to gouge some of the flesh out first so you have more room for the egg
throw some bacon, salt and pepper on top then melt a bit of cheese on it latter.
>>52950920
RUST
bought myself a Rockstar to see how they taste
>>52950883
no proof that he isn't
>>52950940
to see who the wankers are without actually being one
>tfw got a gf with FOUR HOURS left in 2015
wew lads
>>52950874
if only there was a gf to share it with
>>52950890
BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE
>>52950953
>fahrenheit
Fuck off yank
>France backed by Germany proposed in 1997 the gradual merger of the two organizations so that the WEU would eventually become the military arm of the EU. But London opposed what it saw as a renewal of the old Gaullist ploy to build up a European defense capability at the expense of NATO and the United States. The four EU neutral states (Austria, Finland, Ireland, and Sweden) that were unprepared to join any military alliance conspired with Great Britain to block the proposal. These developments left the relationship between the EU and its prospective armed force undefined and uncertain.
>Then the recently elected British prime minister, Tony Blair, executed a sharp reversal of his government's traditionally cautious policy toward European defense cooperation.
Has there ever been a worse Prime Minister in British history?
Daily reminder that the left want a European army.
>>52950839
DELETE THIS
>>52950953
sounds pukka mate, will definitely be trying this soon
>>52950953
>F
fuck off yank
>bacon
fuck off murderer
>>52950993
set your flag to Hampshire, just to blend in with all the other retards
>>52950864
nah, one of the stans
>tfw starting 2016 with no gf
>>52950839
Post yer Sunnies
>Need a cheap sim just for whatsapp
>Get one from giffgaff
>Go to register
>asks for a ten pound top up online minimum
>Says you can set up autorenewal and asks for how often you want to auto top up, no option to say no
Any of you guys know of a sim card that I'll be able to walk into coop, pick one up, and put it into my phone without ever paying anything more for it?
Preferablly for a fiver or under.
>19 hours ago was last year
lads
nofap 2016 is going well so far
>>52951051
Are you that vegan aussie I see posting sometimes?
WAIT 2 SEC LET ME SPARK DIS ZOOT
>>52951068
>tfw started every single day of my life with no gf
>>52951060
So Liverpool? Popular name there i think, though I know a Bulgarian called Stan.
>>52951053
why are Hampshire posters so chronically autistic?
>>52950890
Grimes
kys
>>52951068
It will make it feel all the better when you start 2017 with one.
You'll be one year closer to death though.
>>52951089
Try not being poor
>>52951128
duno. ask them. make them reflect on their autism. best way to trigger weirdos.
>>52951108
>vegan
nooooooo
why the fuck does everyone assume that just because i don't eat meat that i'm a full blown vegan
i'm a fucking vegetarian for fucks sakes
>>52951023
>>52951027
>>52951051
>Celsius
Pierre
normies? nah, not a fan
>>52951122
nah, one of the desert stans
>been playing the witcher 3 for 3 days straight
>managed to gain a whole 10 levels in that time
>I'm level 54 and need to be level 62 to play the DLC I bought
WOW
this game takes the fucking piss
Lads if I wanked for a bit but didn't actually finish does that count as breaking nowank
>images.duckduckgo.com.jpg
Sunny
[trigger warning] alri ribena
>>52951089
Go to any paki newsagents it's like a quid for a payg sim card
>go downstairs to make a cup of tea
>brother as usual begins to say my name over and over again without any purpose or meaning, usually to some shitty rhythm
getting close to screaming at him
>>52951146
I have an actual phone.
I got a raspberry pi for christmas and I'm building an NAS box that'll auto-torrent the movies/tv shows/cartoons I ask it to, and then stream that over plex to my TV. I'm using whatsapp to communicate with it.
And I really do not need a £15 a month package for that.
>>52951218
>page 4
fuck your fucking tiny yank arsehole
>>52951238
wrong starbucks lad
>>52951243
Is there a specific brand or should I just ask for a sim card?
>>52951288
Exactly
>>52951194
This guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw8Z94ghuAA
>>52951254
lol he sounds like a fucking spastic mong haha
good story 10/10
>>52951316
Well ask for a brand but they'll have them all
>>52949292
>>52949262
>>52949243
Which new video is this lads?
>>52951359
don't like this one bit
>>52951427
maisie
>>52951427
youtube video
>>52951427
maisie
>>52951450
Link us up fella
>>52951513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ercdWXNJtg
is tomorrow a working day?
>>52951558
probably not
>>52951550
her personality is nearly as shitty as her looks
>>52951627
end yourself
>>52951031
>Tonibler is a male given name in Kosovo, given in honor of former British Prime Minister Tony Blair following his role in the 1999 NATO air campaign against the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia during the Kosovo War. The conflict had seen widespread persecution of ethnic Albanians in Kosovo as Kosovo sought to gain independence from Yugoslavia. Blair was credited as being instrumental in ending the conflict, and boys born following the war were sometimes given the name Toni or Tonibler.[1]
>>52951558
If you work on Saturdays, then yes
>>52951550
Ta lad
Nigel "Bollocks" Farage
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