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Cara will never lick your balls Blue why live edition
cara
maisie
me on the right
Azusa Nakano
tb'h
>>52946532
>tfw no tall gf
kpop desu lads
>no subject
going out again
hopefully it won't be shite this time
>>52946603
wew she really is a midget pham
>>52946642
hello xo
>>52946642
ugly cunt desu
i should know
>>52946532
>>52946543
spoiler that hog
If Carol Vorderman asked you for your numbers what would you say?
2 big, 4 small here
>>52946642
the pink doesn't suit you auntie
>>52946651
He'll do better next time, I'm sure
>>52946670
finally an unshopped picture of them
what's the fucking point baka
>>52946670
lol @ shoop
Is it rude not to go to a funeral lads?
>>52946642
scouse bender out
>>52946693
6 big
oh yeah...
>>52946685
watching her swallow my cum would probably make me cum again
did the meetup happen?
cba
>>52946651
My mum came into the room and distracted me whilst I was trying to make it.
>>52946712
FONT
>>52946681
I was telling people not to bully earlier when you were posting and now you've gone and done this, how could you
>>52946790
job application?
POST TUNES
>>52946694
is ellin retarded
>>52946790
You'd rather spend those 16 minutes shitposting?
Probably for the best, don't sound like you'd pass even if you did them.
>>52946822
yes
>>52946789
Only one person turned up. He actually bought a train ticket and everything, the absolute madman.
fuck it, no gf for me, im too much of a weirdo, why even try??
>>52946790
FONT
>>52946821
>defending a tripfag
this is what happens
>>52946849
awh poor lad
>>52946837
someone edit lisickie into there
Watching The Golden Compass.
What animal do you think / hope your daemon would be?
>>52946719
Like the stiff will know you showed up. What're they gonna do? Prop him up like Weekend at fuckin Bernies and collect invitations at the door?
Just fax in a Hallmark card
>>52946837
He's a big guy.
>the shitterhood has migrated
No fuck off, and stay in kpeg, bring somebody else back
Poleaboo did turn up to the 'meet up' yesterday, he posted the train tickets
>>52946864
What are you, 18? 19? Most people come to this realisation quite early on.
@ 52946681
dont give this hog spaz any attention WHATSOEVER
Got some super noodles lads
>>52946838
nice senpai
what job?
>>52946897
something pathetic and ugly
>>52946582
If you want the Star Wars animatronic monster, you can have her for free as a good will gesture.
>>52946637
>you'll never be gwen's sex slave
kill me senpai
>>52946917
38 :(
>>52946945
cyber security at a bank
"YOU KAY" more like "YOU GAY" hahahahhahaahhahahahaahhahaha
>>52946954
Blobfish?
>>52946944
Is that what the kids call glory holes these days
>>52946984
>Moldova
More like Bend over
Why do some people call Actresses "Actors"?
>>52946627
Gonna need a source for that
>>52947011
united kingdom more like united bentdom lmao
>>52946976
The least effective is the first one
still drunk from last night aha
>>52946898
Yank, would you kindly.
>>52947024
Because MOST people aren't desperately clinging to obsolete assumptions about gender
>>52947011
at least their language has genders
>>52946976
fuck off future billionaire
Why do some people call cocks "males"
>>52946984
>Moldova
More like "Mould over (your dick because you never shower properly)"
>>52947057
The terrible cartoon seems unnecessary.
Also Melissa looks like a bloke.
>>52946958
Her mouth looks like the air filter on a Ford Mustang
>>52947107
it is
very shit
>>52947057
not working with a paki, i quit
>>52946898
>This yank twat
You had better be shitposting.
>>52947071
Do they also call waitresses "waiters"? Don't they know they are using the male version for a female?
>>52946543
are you a bot or just legitimately in every brit thread ever?
>tfw my new years resolution was to be more positive
>>52947099
it's 2016 yet and anglos still prefer to talking shit on 4chan than learn the human French language
>>52947128
he's black you racist bastard
>>52947024
Because it's in-vogue to pretend women have penises.
Unlike your mother, who actually has one.
>>52947128
Good post
absolutely fuming ngl
Happy New Year, /brit/.
>>52946958
>straight, white teeth
shopped
>>52946958
Fucking scary, man
>>52947150
sad truth is that i'm legitimately in every brit thread ever
thought thats going to change
>>52946637
>we're an islam nation surrounded by sea
>fis is expensive
Never understood this
>>52947145
"Culinary Logistics Technician" is the preferred term for staff of any / no / multiple genders alike.
>>52947151
You became positive after the last trip to the gay bar
>>52947181
though*
Happy New Year /brit/
Tangled starting right now on Channel 4. Very wankable movie.
>>52947155
kek 190cm master race
Isn't gwen like 6'3?
>>52947175
>>52947221
HNY JF.
Happy new year /shit/.
>Hear screaming outside
>Some family come back from trip
>Woman jumps out the car screaming to her partner about how his mother is a minger, a cunt, some other shit and how she was going to be having her
>Cuck of a partner just gets the crying kids out the car and follows her inside
Don't know if I find it funny how cucked the guy was
>>52947188
Rasheed
>>52946898
>>52947068
So how about becoming that 51st state already?
united kingdom more like united nigdom LOL
>>52946685
Why can this cunt not keep her mouth shut when eating? She does it both in the film and in real life.
One would expect that from an American but not a sophisticated British adult.
>>52947231
he is wearing heels haha desu
>>52947340
literally where?
Lads,
I sleep at 10am and wake up at 5pm
how do I fix my sleeping schedule?
>>52947362
literally everywhere mate
>>52946877
would you ever fuck off with your font posting? you're a baby dicked faggot who does sexting with other lads on here and goes to university, and are often not online. so you fuck off yourself you normie retard.
Girl in the Golden Compass is seductive as fuck. Bet she grew up to be fit as fuck.
>>52947362
nah m8 sorry I got no halal meat on me
>>52947384
just never sleep
>>52947384
go to bed at 12am and wake up at 8am.
>>52946824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF9yHO-UUws
watching top gear burma special
>>52947406
>moldova
literally where?
>>52947396
she was in Skins i think
>>52946976
just fuck off
>One would expect that from an American but not a sophisticated British adult.
>>52947433
it's humanly impossible to sleep that long
>>52947459
saw loads of drunk people still coming back from town this morning on my way to mosque about 7am
it was absolutely disgusting
>>52947448
>Skins
So I assume there is partial nudity then.
Good to know.
>>52947396
>>52947448
C H E B S
H
E
B
S
>>52947056
Cute
>>52947429
La Canada est une pays française. Tu n'est un canadied si tu n'étudier/utiliser cette langue.
>>52947469
you're an idiot
>cuck
>>52947394
FOLA
>>52947486
CASSSSSSSSSSIEEEEEEEEEEEE ;________;
>>52947464
Greggs mentioned
>>52947396
>>52947489
Are you me I was just about to post this pic of her with CHEBS
>>52947489
HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
>>52947498
literally half frog why the fuck are you in /brit/ harassing canadians?
i saw a load of muzzies going to the mosque on my way home from town at about 7am
it was absolutely disgusting
>>52947156
Why in gods fuck would anyone learn French?
>I'm not racist, I'm a race realist
>>52947348
>sophisticated British adult
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjxqtvWbLv4
>>52947406
Are you lot like Turkish Romanians though?
So my mum randomly decided to cancel her plans for New Years at 7pm last night so she could stay at home and clean the house, I got home at 1am and she was still cleaning the house, she kept me awake until 4am because she decided that would be a good time to hoover the stairs for the 3rd time that day. Then m she woke me up at 7:30am, hoovering the stairs. Again. She's still cleaning and it's 6pm. What the fuck, has she lost it? It's fucking pissing me off now. I offered to help because it'd take me 2 hours to do what has taken her 18 hours so far, but she won't take it.
>>52947539
>gif
fuck off
>>52947513
and youre a fucking spastic
>>52946824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWr68GPcAJ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_Ddu1OKqls
>>52947574
shes probably just off her tits on speed lad
>>52947574
Does she do amphetamines?
>>52947570
I'd say more like cockish inyourmumish haha
>>52947563
Because it's better than english to be the lingua franca. I can't watch an english tv-series without subs because your proncuation sounds very weird for me. Only The Secret Cirle's one was fine.
>>52947537
>>52947489
>look at her IMDB
>we're the same age
>>52947596
why?
(not true, by the way)
>>52947650
beatles went shit after rubber soul
Quick: Everyone post funny videos from Britain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U22HWXVrSVM
Hey brit
How do you sit in your computer chair?
>me (170cm)
>tfw you're all my puppets and /brit/ is my theatre
>>52946532
Could you any of you guys please vocaroo the word water
I once heard a girl from Yorkshire saying it, it was quite a beautiful accent, or at least I thought so
>>52947640
I'm exactly 6 months older than Rihanna.
Would trade for her life (beatings and public nudity and all) in a heartbeat
>>52947649
you can't sleep from 12am to 8am the next fucking day
that's 20 hours of sleep
>beatles went shit after rubber soul
>>52947624
french is reddit: the language
just look at this spastic cunt, he literally wears a fedora and a trenchcoat
>>52947667
All fucked up and spread out
My posture should be worse than it is
>>52947667
Usually either cross-legged or with my legs on my desk
Why the fuck does chicken I buy keep going bad before the sell by date?
I'll take a beast out the pack, wrap the pack in tin foil and put back in the fridge 3 days later and it all smells foul. And ilaccording to the date on the packaging I should have 2 more days!
>>52947667
If Im playing games I sit slanted with my feet on the lower bar at the back of my desk.
If Im watching shit then I sit with my feet on my desk
>>52947687
>people born in 2010 are having sex
>>52947684
PIRU PIRU PIRU PIRU PIRU PIRU NELA
ROÇA ROÇA
>>52947662
haha that was down the road from my house
>>52947694
french for you should be like serbian for me
also I guess you is a russian speaker too
>>52947694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVZfaHF6GbQ
>>52947667
>170cm
>>52947684
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xZK0VHIREf
>>52947684
Water
"woh-uhh"
Water bottle
"woh-uhh-boh-uhhl"
>>52947729
probably but I don't think it's consensual
Hello, yank here
>>52947729
what the fuck
bit. too young mate
>>52947740
moldovanon is a brit proxy who craves attention when bored
>>52947684
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H0PWqajt3x
>>52947735
þe Ingliš lengvidž
>>52947693
>Beatles were ever good
>>52947740
I understand a bit of written french but spoken french is absolutely fucking unintelligible
>>52947688
are you able to tell the time mate?
can't stop watching videos of women getting shagged
>>52947610
>>52947614
No she's just a fucking freak
She always bitches saying she never has time to herself, well if she didn't Hoover the entire house 5 times a day she'd have more time desu. Annnnd she's hoovering again, great. For fucks sakes I just want to relax for once without my mum running around the house """cleaning""" everything 10 times a day is that too much to ask?
>>52947739
haha lad did you get to keep any of his skull fragments
>>52947759
>2016
>being paedophobic
Maybe go back to /b/igot
Bowie went to shit after Aladdin Sane
>>52947799
he was fine
>>52947795
she just needs a nice good dicking
>>52947792
stop embarrassing yourself
do you have downs syndrome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtmrYisoxXA
Best band in Britain.
>>52947756
I CAN HEAR IT!
Need to get out of London
How does it feel knowing literature, and all art, is useless ? Oh, you wrote a story or painted a pretty picture... Meanwhile, STEM is out there putting people in space and giving people new limbs
>>52947569
And you would get on your knees and call her sir.
>>52947829
you're a shit troll btw.
>>52947780
I'm actually a crocodile but that was amusing, do you have any chimps in the family? you can imitate them quite well
>>52947754
great
>>52947756
You yanks always manage to embarrass yourself don't you? Can you ever make an accurate observation about another country or is it always made up stereotypes or exaggerations?
Glottal stops are plebian in certain cases and a sign of being working class.
Dropping the t in mate, great, late etc is acceptable and normal.
Dropping the t in water is plebspeak.
>>52947788
french r is an easier for me than standart's russian hard R
bowie was always shit
>>52947684
water
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fl1ozru5wq
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fl1ozru5wq
>>52947854
Doesn't even matter
when the sun explodes everything will be useless
>>52947622
moldova-tier bants
>>52947873
Just banter la
>>52947735
I actually have no idea what that is but as long as you're having fun...
Pleb
>girls generation went shit after run devil run
>bowie was always shit
>>52947788
just like polish to me, I understand I bit of their text's but speech is very fast and words are mish up to me
>>52947684
>>52947868
>Yorkshire accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkVO-luw9u4#t=18s
want to live in the alaskan wilderness
>>52947905
I never know with you yanks though because most of you don't understand banter.
Suppose if you come to /brit/ you have an idea of what banter is.
>IGAB was good
>>52947888
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>52947756
warter burdle
>>52947912
the favela song
can't find it on youtube
>>52947888
that was actually funny
normie death camps when
>bowie went shit after antics
Ask a weak pathetic human being anything
>>52947795
She has obsessive compulsive issues then, talk to your GP about it rather than try to get her to go to one, always best way to start.
>>52947944
>>52947973
Stay on-topic please
Beach Boys went shit after Surf's Up
just took an arrow to the knee
>68 year old le i am in touch man
>>52947964
me too lad
>>52948011
Why haven't you walked into a police station and shouted ALLAHU ACKBAR so they kill you, since youre too weak to commit suicide?
>>52947888
what the fuck? got some lungs on you i'll give you that.
IDM went to shit after Aphex Twin
girls generation went to shit after gee
>>52947795
obsessive compulsive disorder
joy division went shit after closer
>>52947951
polish is easy and phonetic if you get a hold of their silly diacritics and consonant clusters
led zeppelin went to shit after led zeppelin 4
>>52948067
I'm disgusted that I know this is about kpop
>>52948055
They'd probably offer me a job mate
Volo masturbari
>>52948029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmAqpRFGzRQ
>the killers went to shit after hot fuss
all music is shit
ruined another thread
dance, my puppets
>>52947888
good post
>>52948055
>Why haven't you walked into a police station and shouted ALLAHU ACKBAR so they kill you, since youre too weak to commit suicide?
>Implying they won't shout with you
>>52948118
>ruined a /brit/ thread
Congratulations
ruined another thread
dance, my puppets
Red velvet went shit after yeri
Cornwall is genuinely the dumbest poster on this board, he's one of those people who has half a brain missing and are too stupid to realise just how stupid they are.
I don't know how but he manages to outdo lisicki.
>Arctic Monkeys went to shit after Favourite worst nightmare
>>52948091
the most hard thing is their L
I'm trying to read a polish text on the record
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uzwoMPJL15
>>52948157
>using extra flags
faggot
>>52948157
the smiths went to shit after meat is murder
ask a WEAK
PATHETIC
human being anything
john lennon went shit after he died
>>52948150
Highgate, 20 minutes, bring the shanks
>>52948159
Good post
>Arctic monkeys were ever good
will corner shops be open now?
>>52948176
is that ha joon chang?
Beatles went to shit after Revolver
>>52948196
at least you will never get cucked cause you will never get a gf
>>52948196
what makes you WEAK and PATHETIC anon?
>>52948199
unironically live 20 minutes from highgate
>>52948226
Fuck off yank
>>52947873
Platinum mad
>>52948256
revolver was shit
last good beatles album was rubber soul
>>52948238
they might be
go check
>>52948196
when did you go to shit
/brit/ went to shit after the went to shit gimmick
>>52948248
Great post lmao
there are traci lords vids on pornhub
>listening to music
corner shops went to shit after paki's took them over
>Cornwall is genuinely the dumbest poster on this board, he's one of those people who has half a brain missing and are too stupid to realise just how stupid they are.
>I don't know how but he manages to outdo lisicki.
>>52948157
Both of those posters are actually two of the best trolls in this general
You are an idiot
>>52948298
wachchabit please
>>52948159
AM is their best to be perfectly honest with you famiglia
>>52948290
what the fuck is wrong with her face?
ASDA went to shit after walmart took them over
>>52948226
he looks pretty cool tbqh
maybe i should go buy a sword and fedora
maybe i will stop shitposting and
maybe ill finally get a gf
maybe
>Simon Pegg went to shit after Hot Fuzz
>>52948322
t. cornwall
>>52948157
FUCK OFF
who tf up
i took a shit when i took a shit earlier
>>52948252
no
I just had recorded the first try and it's some mistakes in the proncuation
did a buy
Ricky Gervais went to shit after The Office
>>52948334
AM is a pile of fucking shit
Humbug is their only listenable album
@52948324
you can put your flag back on now, babydick.
>>52948371
clicc lyk
will the NHS finally be privatized this year?
>>52948385
pleb
>AM is their best to be perfectly honest with you famiglia
>revolver was shit
>last good beatles album was rubber soul
>>52948385
just pirate it you pleb
>>52948397
>>52948371
AUTHENTIC BLACK MALE HOURS
>>52947498
end yourself
>>52948385
why did you do it?
just cause? lmao
>>52948385
you wasted your money
>>52948398
>fully *privatised
what does this mean?
would it work?
fucks sake
i didn't think i was retarded enough to forget about cancelling this, i usually do it on the first day
time to get myself a refund
>>52948416
I can refund it if I don't like it though
>>52948437
haha x
>>52948398
hopefully
then all the poor people and pakis who can't afford health insurance will die
>>52948457
triggered hard tbqh
>>52948442
Probably
also, here's I said a russian words with my R and standart's russian R
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IGtXLlujlU
>AM is a pile of fucking shit
already does la
British taps are the most stupid fucking thing in the planet
still feeling quite ill 2bh
>>52946532
I offer you my congratulations for the New Year from the thread of the Land of the Rising Sun.
Best wishes for a successful and rewarding year.
By the way, why is her tongue bluer when she licks your balls???
>>52948509
oops done a silly haha x
meant for
>>52948442
>AM is better than Favourite Worst Nightmare
WEW
>America went to shit after the revolution
also Pertubator is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7uDB0mOwpA
>>52948518
traitor
>>52948552
Lad you realise the entire fucking world laughs at our taps
They're slowly being changed to the normal European taps in new homes because British taps were so fucking stupid and pointless
>>52948554
they are both as shit as each other tbqh
>>52948599
I like having separate hot & cold taps, fuck you
/brit/ went shit after craven left
>>52948599
paki spotted
>>52948599
>British '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''taps'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>52948592
>>52948552
He's right though
They're fucking retarded, they were good in the 18th century, but not in the 21st.
>>52948599
>got plumbing before other cunts
>made old style taps
>now world wants new taps
>we cba to change all the taps
>2016
>Debating Arctic Monkeys
Literally been a decade since they were last relevant
>>52948632
>paki spotted
Actually pakis also have the shit taps because of British colonialism
so fuck off rasheed
why is it so fucking expensive to go to yankland lads
>>52948664
would love to slam a lil qt like this on the beach lads
fuck everyone in this thread
>>52948538
>>52948680
Outstanding posts
>>52948618
>want to wash your hands
>burn one hand
>the other one doesn't even get any cleaner because its cold water
wew
>people want clean water to come out of the same tap as dirty water
Gonna vom
>>52948686
soz
>>52948686
fuck off we're full
>>52948686
sissy brit boi import tax 2bh
How it sounds for you when non-natives are singing in English?
Videoreleated is a song from a siberian guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlxhc4iKAns
>>52948686
£400 for an economy flight innit
>>52948731
you literally are not
how many hampshire anime lads are there
>>52948720
You put both in the bowl, so it balances out
>>52948744
1 (one)
>>52948618
WHY? For what purpose apart from making washing less efficient. With the one tap you can choose a temperature, rather than having to mix hot and cold water in the sink to get it to the temperature you want.
>>52948658
They've steadily improved from the pile of shit they were when they first started
>>52948744
One at the moment, usually two and sometimes three. Might be a fourth one but I'm not sure
>tfw my amazon email is literally [email protected]
12 is the number of free trial accounts i've made haha, hope they don't figure it out
>>52948720
check out this lightweight
>>52948773
>washing under running water instead of using the sink basin
Bet you take showers instead of using your bath too
let's not talk about taps guys
>>52948790
i've just reported you to amazon
>>52947489
>>52947537
Fook me lads, look at the tits on it. Phhhwoaaar!
>>52948790
>mydomain
fuck off trillionaire
>>52948790
It's not against the rules is it?
Imagine nuking Mecca
Lads why does my dog start mooing whenever he hears sirens go past
>>52948812
got my refund it's okay
>>52948821
costs like £10 a year
>>52948825
dunno haha, they didn't realise though
>>52948782
fucking kek
>>52948719
have another
>>52948686
spent 12 weeks there in the summer
>>52948259
>>52948284
I think just my upbringing. I'm not sure.
think i have a chance of getting a gf in 2016 lads. not a great chance, but a chance.
>>52948879
FONT
Kek
Are there really people as dirty and unhygienic as this cunt?
>>52948768
>>52948872
do you want a fucking medal
>>52948865
>kek
>>>/b/
>>52948861
What's your website
>>52948868
You would have a very hard time finding an Azusa picture that isn't already in my collection but thank you anyway la
>>52948872
so its your fault is it?
>>52948722
It's the 2016 senpai
Dirty hot water isn't a thing anymore desu, that's some 20th century shit
>>52948804
You can still use the sink retard, it's just that you can select the temperature of the water instead of having to mix scalding hot water and freezing water together.
With new taps
"Okay I'll just turn it to the right, make it slightly warmer, perfect"
With British taps
"Okay that's literally boiling, I'll just add some cold water oh now it's freezing okay I'll add a little bit of hot water ok now it's fine"
>>52948923
no
it's my name, if you can guess that
>>52948725
>i want to visit le epic theme parks
child
>>52948790
Feel like a right nobend that I've never done this myself
takes ages putting all the info in though
>>52948897
i still consider myself a robot at heart lad
>>52948936
>You can still use the sink retard, it's just that you can select the temperature of the water instead of having to mix scalding hot water and freezing water together.
>
>With new taps
>"Okay I'll just turn it to the right, make it slightly warmer, perfect"
>
>With British taps
>"Okay that's literally boiling, I'll just add some cold water oh now it's freezing okay I'll add a little bit of hot water ok now it's fine" Anonymous 01
You sound spoiled desu. I know exactly how far to turn both taps and for how long to run them to get the ideal temperature in the basin.
Bet you drive an automatic too.
>>52948927
pretty much all my k-on pics i've taken from /brit/ anyway tbf so most my azusas are probably from you in the first place desu
>sissy foreigners can't even handle putting their hand under a warm tap
>"it's boiling"
haha
>>52948911
You probably should go proxy boy, I am sure in your village running water is necessary, it means its cleaner. Here we trust our water supply, so filling a bowl is not a dice roll with diahorrea.
>>52948945
are you a pornstar?
Poleaboo is watching EastEnders
He really hates how sympathetically "victims of crime" are portrayed and how they're treated by the pigs
>>52949193
>paki wandering around a train station on New Years Eve and refusing to leave
The police must have been ready to pounce at any second.
