#GF2016 edition
cara
first for kentqt
yui
>>52943540
Deludemo was the same till it was outed that he was a tranny then he swiftly left.
senpai desu lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z96n9A9v7T4
crayon pop
>>52943586
>>52943594
Ritsu
>>52943593
call me verity
Why are other countries so shit compared to Great Britain lads?
I mean, just look at this photo from last night. It's like a Hogarth.
im a grill guys honest xxx
*goes*
I don't agree with this bullying malarkey
Reminder
>>52943629
me in the blue
>>52943562
Need a Tammy gf
No, I'm not white
>>52943625
fuck off deludemo
My waifu
>>52943521
>>52943567
Good joke mate
>>52943625
We'll just call you autistic
big cut on my head fs dreading going downstairs
>>52943629
Me in Greggs.
>>52943629
me haha
>>52943562
>gf2016
Serious about it this year and made a good start, bit of a madman but this is the text I have literally just sent to a girl
> Did you have a good night? I just went to my friends house party was alright and nope I'm not doing anything either.. Maybe we should meet up?xx
Doing a period
TEAM GB
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A
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>>52943629
me in the red skirt
>>52943683
>having multiple stories
fuck off billionaire tory twat
#GF2016 is looking grim
>>52943697
haha me too
we should be girlfriends
Did lonely meet up lad ever come back or did he ride his taxi into the ocean?
>>52943625
More like kuntqt am I right
>>52943686
this is so funny haha
>>52943697
>>52943731
slumber party when xx
Mio.
>>52943743
It was Ribena
Can't remember the last day I didn't drink alchohol
>>52943695
Get to the point with text messages . Stop asking questions other than Do you want to meet?
But I don't need no friends
As long as I gaze on Waterloo sunset
I am in paradise
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/6831197/Top-Gear-crisis-for-Chris-Evans.html
Lmao
>ribena is duped into going to a fake meet up
>kuntqt is actually a mentally ill tranny
lol good 2016 so far
>>52943697
More like Isle of Shite imo
Pissed the bed lads. I was dreaming that I was fucking a girl and I must have lost control of my bladder and let it go. I don't think it was a wet dream because it wasn't sticky.
>>52943707
Hahaha fuck off you povvo cunt
>>52943686
two thousand and sixtmeme lad
>might as well dedicate my death to /brit/ as I spend 99% of my time here
>might wait for one of the meetups and slaughter the lot of them
y/n ?
http://strawpoll.me/6420584
>>52943784
alri dad
>>52943792
>ribena goes full paki and stabs people in the street over a failed meet up from brit
alri ladies
how are all your vaginas doing today?
>tfw my gimmick didn't even make the strawpoll
I should've forced it more
doing a sip
>>52943787
>put a woman in charge of revamping top gear
JUST
>>52943832
bit wet haha
just had a wank
>>52943823
does ur da hav friends
>>52943858
how was it
>>52943792
What's happened with kentqt today
Is there proof
I genuinely think she's a girl
>>52943858
me too xxxx
>>52943867
quite good
going to have a shower now
>>52943879
>I genuinely think she's a girl
jesus christ is this your first day on the internet
>>52943879
>I genuinely think she's a girl
You're genuinely wrong
>>52943784
Canada to India Australia to Cornwall Singapore to Hong Kong From the West to the East
>>52943858
teehee, oh you! xx
reinstalled minecraft. what should i build lads?
>>52943879
>I genuinely think she's a girl
you dumb cunt lol
How can people smoke weed regularly? Your hands stink. Your mouth gets dry. It gets into your clothes.
>>52943909
cornwall mentioned
>>52943921
a /brit/ mansion x
>>52943921
a mine
>>52943849
IT'S 2015
Girlfriend just shaved her cunt, she thinks it looks like a piece of chicken now kek
>>52943879
people are sperging out, that seems to be it
ribena izt mai waifu /:3\
>I genuinely think she's a girl
>>52943944
FONT
>>52943924
my boyf does it xx
>>52943921
a to scale model of the starship enterprise
>>52943924
My sister smokes it everyday, she's a fucking degenerate
>>52943921
the motivation to uninstall it
>>52943858
post dick
KENT """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""QT"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" ON MELTDOWN HE HAS BEEN EXPOSED
blocked everyone who was at that party ahhhh now to forget it ever happened
the gf
>this is what kids in America idolize now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIrALn-NG48
Is it any better over in the UK?
>>52943849
What the fuck went wrong with the Beeb?
>>52943925
you live anywhere near pendeen lad?
>>52944010
why what happened qt??? xx
Wreck it Ralph is on BBC1 lads :3
>>52944027
never heard of it tbqh
falmouth
>>52943874
Well that's /gf2016/ already failed
Selling (You)s 500gp ea
>>52944044
done lines of coke and mdma and smashed a room up xx now my close mate says not to contact him again haha
>people end messages with xx
>people end postcards or whatever with xoxox
>people never end it with ooo though
proper weird that. oooo
im so funneh n intelligent
just got the discs for Battlefront II, Medieval I, Empire at War and Legacy of Kain: Defiance out from under my bed lads
>>52944050
falmouth is a shithole
>>52944077
did you go full William Ulsterman?
>>52943924
Only if you're a dribbler who doesn't know what a tap is
>>52944024
interesting how black people in America still haven't got all the Africa out of them yet. still dancing around like primitive tribesmen.
>>52943629
Greggs mentioned.
>>52944086
Battlefront 1 literally just came out you moron
>>52944076
cyan:wave2:buying gf
>>52944077
what the fuck made you do that lad?
I once punched my mate's bed and snapped the banister or whatever but luckily he found it funny. Think I just wanted to look hard tbqh.
>>52944120
you a student?
Lads x
>>52944124
>tfw no greggs here yet
KENT QT ON SUICIDE WATCH
HE HAS BEEN EXPOSED
KENTQT LOSING FOLLOWERS AND WHITE KNIGHTS AS WE SPEAK
>>52944076
Give me a (You) and I'll trim your armour for you
woz gonna dox sum1 buff nov nemr
They're all whores. Pick one.
>>52944108
all their music is vocals and drums too. Just like African music.
Well, they had a brief period of making decent tunes like Jazz and blues but that didn't last long unfortunately.
>>52943686
He actually did it, the madman ahahah.
>>52944145
Don't have any of those h-haha
![[gabagools externally].png](https://i.imgur.com/03bzMBv.png "[gabagools externally].png")
OHHHHH
genuinely considering posting some slags
>>52944157
Blackout mate I can't remember it
>>52944104
apparently so
>>52944165
alri hun? ooo
>>52944160
yes but not in falmouth (i grew up here 2bh)
>>52944124
greggs is awful shite tbf, always lukewarm and out of steakbakes
>my cute face when having to get chicken or bean bakes instead
>When your tummy really hurts but then you do a hot smell fart and it's all better again
>>52944180
Lily
who /nofap2016/ here?
stay strong brothers
>>52944142
Is this bait?
What happened with the proposed meetup lads? Any images/things I should be aware of
>>52944180
RAE
A
E
>>52944180
lol
>>52944211
top slag
literally don't understand how you're supposed to 'ask a girl out'
know what I mean? what do you say? you want to be my gf?
>>52944076
>>52943899
FUCK
>>52944078
Thoroughly enjoyed this post
Oooo
>>52944239
"alri love fancy a shag"
>>52944180
holly :3
>>52944199
falmouth is still shit, better than that bloody devon tho am i right?
>>52944211
>fap
fuck off yank
>>52944124
fuck off murderer
So lads, how is /GF2016/ coming along?
>>52944258
Oi Cornwall is literally a poor Devon
>>52944208
She's my favorite
Bless you, Bongland
Has anyone been to the isles of Scilly? It looks nice
>>52944195
ah well, I'm really happy I'm not you right now tbqh family ooo
>>52944223
Eh? They only released Battlefront in November mate you must have made a typo read your post again
>>52943848
Thats a funny looking mug of tea.
Why is Scotland so shit?
>>52943792
where's the proof that ribena went?
>>52944280
yeah it's alri
did a school trip there back in year 7
>>52943594
>>52943617
Azusa
making an arrangement
>>52944297
m8
http://store.steampowered.com/app/6060/
>>52944310
he was posting about it last night and today.
KuntPooT
>>52944297
Battlefront 3 came out in November you stupid teenager
>>52944239
Ask if they'd like to go out for a drink with you
>you want to be my gf?
Don't do this
>>52944307
>London
those weren't fireworks Rasheed and you know it
>>52944280
My parents did. They really enjoyed it, don't forget the sun tan! ooo
>>52944279
beth has the best chebbs
>>52944319
I bet all the normies bullied you on that trip haha you bloody mug
just had a shower
>>52944369
crikey
>>52944307
Fireworks are chink plebshit 2bqh.
>>52944108
>>52944184
Just before winter break I walked past a "protest" at my uni where they were hollering like apes and dancing to Migos and Juicy J. They also put up some signs about the campus police being racist or something.
How did it get to this point haha
>>52944390
How was it?
>>52944336
>>52944349
>>52944024
No.
>Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
this is true 2bh (for laymen such as myself though).
I think of televisions, phones and the internet and literally cannot get my head around how applying electricity to metal wires can result in the transfer of sound, data and visuals. same for wireless transmission - how the fuck does it work?
the guys who invented those must have been absolute geniuses.
even things like engines and chemical manipulation seems simpler to me.
>>52944407
quite good
going to play some videogames now
where in britain can i find a girl like this lads?
>>52944390
did you wash under your foreskin?
>>52944390
how was it?
hi m44444s
>>52944421
>>52944166
Norn Iron?
>>52944446
looks like you were 2 late
HAHAHA
>>52944421
I know how you feel. It doesn't need to be understood though. Just enjoyed.
>>52944427
Have fun!
>>52944421
>I think of televisions, phones and the internet and literally cannot get my head around how applying electricity to metal wires can result in the transfer of sound, data and visuals. same for wireless transmission - how the fuck does it work?
Google it - you literally have human knowledge at your fingertips, go find out
>>52944427
what games
>>52944419
What were the London riots even about? I saw things in the news when it was happening, but I never really got the whole story.
>>52944421
literally you
>>52944483
Alas, yes.
>>52944527
Police killed some black kid
>>52944487
>>52944527
some nigger who got shot by the police. So chavs took this as an opportunity to loot primark
>>52944279
Bloody yank. Over paid, over sexed and over here.
>>52944580
>gif
fuck off
>>52944458
>>52944533
Is 2016 gonna be when this over used 'meme' finally dies?
>>52944511
just cause desu
going to finish it and get it done
>>52944300
that there's no tea, friend!
it's Captain Parker's Clam Chowder!
>>52944487
actually kek
>>52944421
what I can't wrap my head around is shit like online gaming
>you press a button
>that transmits a signal from mouse/controller to PC
>PC then makes sense of it and action happens in game
>simultaneously that action is repeated on someone elses PC millions of miles away
mental
>>52944527
Known criminal had a gun and was shot
Pieces of shit crawled out of the woodwork to hijack a protest to burn things and steal stuff
>>52944527
Police killed a guy
Some small protests for a few days
Someone decided to use the opportunity to steal TVs
Every chav when REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and stole shit
Big Dave killed the chavs
And that is why you have not seen a chav since 2011
not even going to lie lads i'm actually a woman
>>52944527
A bunch of dindus were protesting about a dindu who they thought wasn't a dindu, but it turned out that he was an dindu because he got shot by the police
Then a bunch of other dindus saw what happened and then joined in with the other dindus in """"""protesting"""""".
Has a girl ever asked to spend time with you of her own free will?
>>52944618
really?
its just sending information to different computers
>really need a wank
>about to order food with my family
>>52944077
>getting like that on drugs
you're a shit person desu
>>52944527
It was just an excuse for chavs to rob stores.
>>52944645
post stache
LADS
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FOOD CAPTCHA?
WHEN WILL THIS HORROR END?
>>52944665
nofap2016 la
The fat kid from Harry Potter was arrested for doing stuff in the London Riots hehe
>>52944683
>stores
fuck off yank
>>52944413
'no'
>>52944527
acquiring rice
>>52944722
probably one of my favourite pics ever.
>>52944712
>fap
fuck off yank
>>52944707
>spanish
meme language haha
>>52944722
That's some nice rice...
>tfw you got a gf for 2016
Step it up lads.
My sister is texting me and she is only downstairs
Kids these days Smh
Maisie actually made a new vid wew
>>52944773
FONT
>>52944712
I can't nowank 2016, I didn't do a wank yesterday or the day before lad
>>52944782
Execute her for the good of Britain
>>52944746
Meh, I like it.
>>52944785
linked it yesterday
what a qt she is
>>52944745
>>52944714
>tfw British English is slowly being destroyed before your eyes
>>52944527
A good boy got shot by the poh-lees. He a gud boi bout ta turn he life round. He dindu nuffin.
>>52944873
not really. there's a yank who lives here.
did my first poo of 2016. it was a rather rancid one.
>you need a speech skill of at least 20 for the GF perk
https://twitter.com/GerryAdamsSF/status/682713360366964736
TYBG
>>52944907
All me
>>52944910
About to do mine
Wish me (You)'s
>>52944612
Tell him it's rank and bring me a tea instead.
>>52938826
>all those replies mentioning us
Devilish :^)
how quickly do latest films get released on netflix?
My room smells of wank
>>52944969
*cenaboyle likes this tweet*
>>52944656
Yes, and it normally ends up with sex or heavy petting
>>52944999
Doing a poo btw
>>52944873
wish all the americanised plebs would fuck off desu
pakis should fuck off too
pakis should fuck off the most then the americanised plebs
kill all pakis
https://twitter.com/cenaboyle/status/57901776950661121
>>52945065
lmao
>>52945065
>dormer likes this
>>52945053
FONT
https://twitter.com/cenaboyle/status/531216889591373824
who was he talking to
has US invaded UK yet?
https://twitter.com/DormerStone
>>52945131
everyone
>>52945049
why the fuck would you ever want to go to northern ireland?
>>52945136
Shhh, soon lad
>>52945136
They tried
>>52945065
i like chilling
>>52945161
y not
>>52945161
go to the airport
don't mind that
>>52945136
Yes in the 40s when the US sent their GIs to fuck our women whilst our soldiers were dying in France and then they had the audacity to spread the rumours about our food being bad... whilst the entire nation was under rationing and being bombed daily.
