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Gimmick Edition
cara
What the fuck lad I was literally about to make a thread with the exact same image
Also Azusa
>>52941501
>thread made by a brit
>doesn't have a nigger on the image
>is surverying gimmicks of 2015
good work lad
>>52941513
the cross is too good for em
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
crayon pop
Kyary
If DPRK isn't communist why do young commies idolise it?
https://www.instagram.com/p/9bPaS4IUwV/
taylor
>>52941563
Literally me
having a look
kpop desu lads
>>52941562
crayon poop
>>52941540
so sorry la :'(
me and the boiz out for new year, try to guess which one i am haha
MOVE LIKE ITS WORLD WAR 3
What is it about JF's that make them not get banter? The Aussies do, but that's about it.
drank 7 pint cans of stella and 6 bottles of budweiser last night lads. feeling a little light headed tbqh
>>52941520
they are liars in the same way that:
>the uk conservatives are not conservatives
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberal_Democratic_Party_of_Russia are neither liberal nor democratic
>the liberal party of australia are not liberal
>>52941584
>>52941563
these people probably think all drugs should stay illegal
just done a hearty laugh
"hahahaha"
>>52941567
It actually isn't anymore they are a theocracy
>>52941501
Missed an incredible opportunity for an anime girl here mate
Just arrived home after a bit of a house rave. What happened at the Manchester meet? Anyone know the summary of events?
>>52941624
someone has to listen to this song with me rn
>>52941605
the one on the right
I know because its me on the left
>>52941647
*tips bobby hat*
>>52941651
Kev absolutely smashed it.
is this where memes are born?
>>52941659
literally 1 guy turned up and wandered around the station on his own then took a taxi home
>>52941563
>>52941584
>>52941647
>>52941671
wow, I'm missing out on good times
>me on the right
>>52941620
too much sun
still doesn't explain the aussies though
>>52941570
>them huge feet
>>52941647
>getting that upset
Hahaha it's just banter lad, laugh it off.
me and the lads
someone explain to me how a system where
>one man is idolised as a god
>military are a level above everyone else
>small amount of privileged people get to live in the city
>everyone else is peasant
is communism
>>52941651
Better one
>>52941647
t. can't handle the bants
>>52941694
don't forget
>that disaster pretending to be a hairline
>>52941706
who actually gives a fuck
fingered a lass
pulled half a dozen others
how were your nights?
>>52941719
nice vector
>>52941705
that kev in the middle
me on the right.
>>52941706
the modern mentality: if enough people say it is then it is
>>52941705
you brits are an ugly bunch
>>52941729
they must have been quite heavy if you needed to pull them lad
>>52941751
I am going to marry you
>>52941728
some rorke ITT thinks that is communism because they call themselves communists
>house mate complaining I changed the router password from default
>default us literally "changeme"
We're still on the default ssid and password because their normie brains can't handle a change. Such a large security risk.
>>52941754
Me on the right
>>52941761
*blushes*
>>52941754
that lad got a thermos in his pocket or something
>>52941760
one of them was quite heavy ngl
just got home, gonna read my copy of the Financial Times, it's real news unlike the daily FAIL hahaha
>>52941719
>japlad who started the michelposting gimmick only has 10 votes
disappointed. although it was a while ago tbqh
>>52941760
there was just a half a dozen of them together I imagine
hey friends. where do we meetup?
>>52941780
kent
e
n
t
RASHEED
>>52941793
on /brit/
>We're still on the default ssid and password because their normie brains can't handle a change. Such a large security risk.
>>52941796
good post
>reading the financial times and the economist
Enjoying the development of this gimmick
>>52941804
LOOKS LIKE TIKKA'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
just got invited out by an old m8
was coughing up blood yesterday night, is it safe to go?
>>52941756
that's a really mean thing to say
apologise now
>>52941765
Did you tell them beforehand? probably would have been best to, cute azn girl poster.
>>52941501
what about the >when he's on the dole accompanied by the image of a blonde woman gimmick
me on the right
>>52941804
damn why do the pakis get all the stunners
>>52941828
don't know why I laughed
>>52941840
s-sorry
>>52941836
might as well, you're going to die either way.
>>52941850
didn't make the poll, hampshire did
actually dying lads
help me
>>52941705
Average british people really look like that or those are the ugliest in your town?
>>52941851
damn, you brits really are getting chubby
>>52941889
they're the poor working class
still doing a hangover
did that meet up happen
>>52941841
They don't really have a reason to go in there do no. And it can be reset back to default by pressing the hardware reset button.
>>52941851
where the fuck is his neck
why is someone out taking these pictures
>>52941887
*helps you*
Nicolas Cage rocks!
>>52941903
yep
it was off chops
>>52941864
good boy
*pats you on the head then rests my hand on your head, rubs down your cheek and brushes my thumb over your lips briefly*
>>52941889
The average brit man is like 10x more attractive then the average Russian 'man'
>>52941916
he literally types like hes greentexting
>>52941931
sorry but that's just not true
>>52941916
Wait
His wife or his brother's Wife?
52941903
dont give this hog spaz any attention WHATSOEVER
>>52941957
>t. bydlo diaspora
>>52941926
*eyes flutter and cheeks blush*
*bashfully look at the ground and twiddle thumbs*
>>52941931
>t. triggered
bet you look like an ugly bender ahahahahahahahahhaha
>normie housemate is currently trying to port foward because he said he needs to do it to play call if duty.
I've never has to port foward for a video game in my life it's a Fucking gimmick.
I bet he breaks the home network.
>>52941501
how the fuck did ribena get the most votes? all he does his shill his blog (which is fake)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dse2MFeo3Xk
year in review? more like year in poopoo. got a new video for you here lads
>>52941850
>>52941884
Strawpoll only allows 30 options
>>52941981
*moves in for the kiss*
kev doesn't have a wife and never has done you pathetic virgins
still haven't had breakfast yet haha
>>52941963
lol
started reading the electric kool aid acid test
I WAS A FOOKIN LEGEND IN GIN ALLEY
>>52942003
confirmed triggered ugly bender in denial hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>52942008
He's trying to port forward for his RAT so he can spy on his roommate.
KENTQT LEWDS WHEN???
>>52942010
It was the only interesting thing the autistics here had to read.
>>52942049
never hopefully
>>52941948
>I went down to the brothers house to get my charger for my tablet
>Knocked the door no answer
>I walk in no one to been seen.
>Looked around downstairs for the thing
>a lot of noice coming from up stairs
>think i walked in on the brother and wife going at it
>I could hear the bed moving while walking back out >mfw
>>52942022
Post face
>>52942017
*drives a small serated pocket knife through your ribs, penetrating your lung, and twists violently*
>>52942039
cyka blyat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBvJ7bKWLRk
chooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOn
>>52942057
fuck off bender
Hey junior
Redpills here:
>Kev is not 190cm master race
>190cm master race IS liscki's lover though
>>52942081
*teleports behind you*
*rubs your thigh*
Why do people with educations in computers and work in IT know less about computers than I do? Seems uni doesn't teach anything these days.
>i think the crossdressing man called kentqt is really a women
>>52942073
done that plenty before
>>52942083
ahahahah waheyyy ugly bender waaahhheeeeeeyyyy hahahahahaha
>>52942115
Unis are basically 9k per year drinking clubs
>>52942087
My neighbours hate you anon XD
>>52942123
so did you end up posting bum last night or are you just completely useless?
>>52942088
with all the naked pictures of women on the internet you want a picture of some ugly sket begging for attention on a cave drawing discussion forum
>>52942109
*forward flips towards the door and makes a hasty exit*
ALL THE FUGGOS UP IN THIS BITCH PUT IN THEIR APPLICATIONS (pictures) TO BE THE NEW MEME OF 2016
>>52942123
Yeah and I want a current hangover state one
>>52942155
>women
>>52942174
here you go
>why yes I take an interest in the female form
making an arrangement
>playing stalker
>started off on normal mode
>eventually changed it to the hardest mode
>game is hundred times better now
>>52942188
sorry la, the position has been filled :/
>it's a autists allow a histrionic attention seeker pretending to be a girl derail everything thread
>why yes, I am aroused by flappy bags of fat and soggy axe wounds
>He went on a night out in a town or city for NYE instead of going to a house party
Fucking plebs thats what
>>52942141
i'm pretty useless really
besides, i'm pretty sure i posted my kik last night
>>52942175
fuck that
>Miguel Indurain was reported to have a resting heart rate of just 28 beats per minute
>>52942157
*gets on all fours and chases you like a dog*
>its a kentqt said something mean to me and now I take it upon myself to discredit her post
>>52942237
FONT
>>52942243
Why the fuck would any of us use kik
>it's a whiteknighting for unremarkable chubby slag on the internet so she might post nudes (she won't) post
>>52942245
*tears a whole in the fabric of spacetime to reveal a parallel universe and dives through*
>>52942243
Alri verity
>>52942237
you're not actually liked by any of your mates, they merely put up with you because they know it'd completely destroy you if they told you the truth.
being nasty to kentqt until she leaves
Kent faT is a fugly trollop
So lads, how is /GF2016/ going?
>>52942307
>she
got beat up, smashed a room last night and have now got death threats against me lol never going out again
>>52942307
put yout name back on
wish i was brave lads
>>52942219
done a bait
>>52942270
i don't know do i, but it's not like i'm going to give you my fucking number
>>52942300
alright
>>52942307
don't worry, i'll be here on and off all day
>she
>>52942302
knew this feel as a lad but they did tell me and it completely destroyed me aha haha ;(
>>52942325
you absolute madman
>>52942336
why?
>Why yes I do deny my white privilege.
>>52942325
what are you like haha
>>52942327
no i got bullied too much
>>52942223
i wouldn't know
>>52942302
Speak for yourself mate, I have a solid core of friends that i've had for 15+ years
I'm sorry about your experience though
>>52942325
why did you destroy other peoples property you sperg
really though, if kentqt presented her wet holes most people in this thread would take advantage.
just filtered kentqt lads
>>52942379
I've no recollection of it but it was only like a little pram and a lightbulb smashed
now my mate says to never contact him again hahaha
>>52942223
*an
I wish you anon a Happy New Year
>>52942375
wow, that's some proper dedication from your mates. i'm not sure if i'd be able to do the same haha
>>52942346
THE CRYPT KEEPER HAS RETURNED
*gouges out his own eyes and immolates himself*
>when ur a normie at uni
>but not at home
got nothing to do lads.
>>52942400
was there a baby in the pram
>>52942010
Most effort and creativity
>>52942416
FONT
>even though 'she' has never posted any sufficient evidence that 'she' is a girl, i truly believe that although being on a website notoriously renowned for having next to 0 (zero) women that 'she' isn't an attention seeking crossdressing man getting turned on by the male attention and his fantasies of being a women are being played to.
Well done kentqt you sure are doing a good job..... or should i say deludemo ;)
>>52942372
well maybe you deserved it seeing as you're a bully yourself
Anyone how big these bags are. can't see a size on the site.
http://www.sportsdirect.com/no-fear-...lcode=80505641
>>52942357
because
>>52942419
apparently not
I offered to pay for it 2bh
>I wish you anon a Happy New Year.
What did he mean by this?
>>52942409
>an histrionic
>an
wow, fat, ugly and stupid - you're the full package
>>52942438
virus do not click
>>52942237
>not going to a rave
>>52942428
cyberbullying is funny af
you deserve to feel bad if you take cyberbullying seriously
>>52942455
>an autists
>>52942438
The requested URL was rejected. Please press the Back button on your browser.
you absolute bastard
>>52942375
>having same friends for 15 years,
bit jealous, i grew up in a shit area cant really maintain contact with old m8s desu, they are literally living in a different world now.
>>52942457
love this gimmick
>>52942425
Billy
>>52942484
DELUDEMO
>>52942409
autisem
>I'm a more introverted person so not only do I like the dark but I like the fact that there aren't too many people around at night, so I sleep through the day when everyone is out and about.
>I just try to do what makes me comfortable.
>>52942484
don't ever reply to me again you fucking minger
>>52942484
haha yes
doubters absolutely btfo
>>52942470
she complains too much 2bh
>>52942486
Its nice tbqh, helps that feel when no gf
>>52942486
classist scum!
>>52942553
Of my 3 close friends in year 8 one got stabbed to death and one went to >bristol for uni
If you had deadbeats like this as friends you wouldn't touch them either.
>>52942470
Want to worship her feet and for her to cuck me
>Rarely go out
>Dragged out on new years with mates, get fucking smashed
>Go clubbing, sit down for a bit
>Room is spinning and can't see shit, already been sick like an hour ago so feel fine just drunk as fuck
>Random guy sits next to me
>Oi mate you looking to pull? My friend is gagging for it Bro go get laid
>Reply yeah sure point her out
>Drags me over to some 8/10 redhead, she hands me a half empty bottle and I down it for some fucking reason
>Mong about for a bit under the strobe lights
>Realise I'm definitely too pissed to get a boner without some serious effort
>Nip into the bogs and slap some life into my dick
>Go back out to qt redhead and back to dancing with 100% more copping a feel
>Drags me to the gents toilet and fuck her in a cubicle
>Stagger out of club shortly after and go home
And that's the story of how I sort of made it
Were all going to make it mates 2016 is the year
Really cold and windy lads
Sore all over
>>52942503
i don't have a fucking clue what that means
>>52942624
irish weather
>>52942470
guys you're not meant to tell them
>>52942594
FONT
>>52942624
irish weather
>>52942594
FONT
>>52942594
Nice one m8, get checked for STIs though
How do I attract an Alice Eve looking british girl?
>>52942470
stuck up bitch
I'd have my ears sewn shut before swiping right to that
>>52942624
cold out
>>52942632
DELUDEMOOOOO
>>52942594
FONT
>>52942243
GET OUT NORMIE WHORE
i've lost my phone with some dodgy pictures on it oops
bit cold out
>>52942682
fuck off out of my country... thread.
>>52942666
>Alice Eve
>attractive
>>52942699
>>52942672
irish weather
>>52942700
will /gf2016/ be a success?
>>52942700
will i get a gf
6 time dis week
>>52942703
I'd much prefer a yank over a slag you chubby wench
>>52942719
>>52942724
in enfield service station now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3Kvu6Kgp88
Listening to this whilst thinking about my regrets.
>>52942718
better than the type of broads you're hooking up with.
and if i'm wrong, tell me how you did it.
>>52942700
reroll
>>52942700
will I acquire a female companion
>>52942700
re roll
>>52942700
BUMDRUMS
U
M
D
R
U
M
S
>>52942700
how fat is kentqt
>>52942767
literally a hog
>>52942767
ask him
>>52942752
JUST
>>52942767
190 kg
>>52942700
kentq is real?
>>52942731
yeah, but i'll suck your dick for a taco
>>52942767
this fat
[------------------------------------------]
>>52942700
will half of /brit/ be dead before the age of 40
>>52942767
mahoosive
>>52942703
This site isn't for your kind, try http://facebook.com
>>52942802
i bet you would you gay cunt
>>52942801
CONFIRMED
DOUBTERS BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABE0IO9xHek
LOCK
OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>pretending to be a girl on the internet
>in 2016
have a word with yourself mate
>>52942700
will i die soon lol
just got up after 12 hours kip and I'm still tired
I think something is wrong with me
>>52942700
Does Anna love me?
this bloke has a cool voice
wish I didn't have a plain estuary accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnSIp76CvUI&feature=youtu.be&t=38s
>>52942850
he only does it because the turbo virgins love it, if they weren't so dense then he would stop.
>>52942767
wish i could spoiler 2bh
>>52942873
btfo
>>52942870
you're tired because you overslept
reminder that kent'''''qt''''' is delumo masquerading as a female, the bent cunt freak.
>>52942873
Thank you. I am at peace.
KENTQT IS DELUDEMO RETURNED
>>52942850
this post gave me a proper chuckle
think it was the combo of "have a word with yourself mate" and the image x
who is delumo
might have a midday wank
quite a rarity for me
Is there any way I can lock a lost android so they cant see my pics
>yfw deludemo came back to /brit/ after 2 years
ITS MY LIFE
IT NEVER ENDS
>>52942940
this
Cricket is the most wank sport imaginable
Reminder Kentqt is posting photos where she thinks she looks the least fat so in reality she's much fatter
>2011+5 (five)
>not putting your rottweiler in the fridge
seriously, who the fuck is deludemo
KENTQT CONFIRMED DELUDEMO
HAHA
>tfw I for some unknown reason have delumo on my steam friends list
>>52942982
what pics
>>52942985
he never left mate. he's been here the whole time, just posting anonymously.
Some lad here lives in the same city as him and saw him at a gay pride festival which is pretty fucking funny.
>remembering all the times i been rejected by girls this term
bit depressed.
>>52943024
how long have you been here?
The same handful of people screaming and shouting in the street. They must be in their fourties and they're acting like mongrel children. They do this pretty much every day. This is their life. Can't we just gas these wasters?
>>52943012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_AHxLRS-Bw
Watch the Indian league lad
>>52943052
FONT
>>52943058
about a year on /brit/, probably 9 years on the site in total
MUST VOTE
https://poal.me/t6t4jf
https://poal.me/t6t4jf
https://poal.me/t6t4jf
https://poal.me/t6t4jf
https://poal.me/t6t4jf
VOTE OR GET ON THE CROSS
Just saw a bloke in Mcdonalds eating two big mac meals, one with coke and one with a milkshake, absolute madman
>>52943042
>Some lad here lives in the same city as him and saw him at a gay pride festival which is pretty fucking funny.
That's me 2bh. He used to post in my uni's facebook group page and I've seen him a couple of times in the city.
But, I'm not a prick so I won't be divulging any info about him - even if he is a bit of a tit here.
i think i know who kentqt is. as in, i think i've seen her offline.
>>52943039
nothing too bad but I dont want some cunt looking through my personal life 2 b h
>>52943092
All me
>>52943084
>not strawpoll
what the fuck are you doing
>>52943092
are you sure the other person wasn't in the toilets
gonna post a webm and see how it goes down
>>52943107
did you see her on the way to the chippy?
>>52943042
kek
>>52943077
back when /brit/ started it was overrun with trips, one of those trips was a mentally confused young man who was a regular crossdresser and homosexual. He would regularly post photos of himself of which the other trips and anons starting ripping him for the weirdo he is.
He shortly stopped posting under the trip and up until now has came back under another trip, aka kentqt.
>>52943107
>her
>everyone starts chatting about delumo pretending to a girl on the internet
>kentqt mysteriously disappears
lol
I think that Shakespeare work, when considered as a whole, is superior to Tolstoy's work, and yet Tolstoy is the only other writer who can face Shakespeare face to face. He was a giant, a genius, there is no doubt about that.
Yet is hard to compare works of art. The Marriage of Figaro is sublime, and so it i the 9th shymphony (it is my favorite work of art, I guess, even more than the last quartests of Beethoven and the Missa Solemnis). And what about the Sistine Chapel frescoes? Have you ever read about how much work, how much will and blood and seat it took to complete them, and when you look at them...what divinity...
One phrase that I love (and that can be aplied to W&P) is this one:
>One of the marks of true genius is a quality of abundance. A rich, rollicking abundance, enough to give indigestion to ordinary people
Catherine Drinker Bowen
And this other, of Ayn Rand:
>Genius is an exaggeration of dimension. So is elephantiasis. Both may be only a disease.
Whe we look at the sistine frescoes, the novels of Tolstoy, the poetry of Shkespeare, we indeed see this abundance, this exaggeration, this enormous powers that to a lot of people seem almost to be too much. I love Tolstoy for his will to put all of humanity and human events into this one novel.
Gonna get out of bed lads
Just watch me
lmao
https://vine.co/v/ibWbFwIzdjw
literally getting fined
>>52943148
>2015 + 1
>strawpoll
lmaoooo @ u life haha on the cross you go pleb
>>52943166
no, i think she works in the same offices as me.
having a go
>>52943162
>the guy on the left's expression
"is this faggot serious"
>>52943068
I just don't get the appeal mate
told this one rasheed twat to get out of my country and on the cross last night
>>52943207
get some new material bitch
>>52943092
It's called bulking, DYEL?
>>52943188
It's deludemo confirmed, he used to type the same way kentqt is.
He's extremely fucked in head, the fact we've just outed him AGAIN has set him off his rocker.
He is probably punching the walls right now screaming.
>>52943166
chipper*
>>52943225
rorke
>>52943161
Nah he was definitely on his own
me and the gf
>>52943230
BTFO
>>52943162
doesn't make sense since the GOAT powerlifter was also 5'6"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktDvrxWJzi0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRO51Qqt-I8
>>52943230
holy shit. that lorry driver is fucked
>>52943227
it'll come to me eventually, ok? 2016 is only one day old
pretty amused that i'm winding people up this much to be honest
fuck knows who dudemo is, but sorry, it's not me.
POST TUNES
No wank chav music ta
>>52943280
i don't know why you don't just do a timestamped photo of your tits
>>52943238
hahaha this post gave me a proper chuckle, deep in my belly
the combo of "set him off his rocker" and "screaming" wasa good image
I rate this post 9/10
baka desu senpai
Smh Tbh Senpai
>>52943278
Lorries have giant blindspots desu, driver should have realised that and checked the road ahead before turning.
>>52943280
Yeah you've sure fooled us deludemo, I'm sure your fan club will back you up though.
>>52943278
>lorry
fuck off pom
had a fairly good reaction to that webm so I'm going to post another one and see how it goes
>>52943280
DELUDEMO
>>52943092
Was it kentqt?
>>52943323
was literally about to post this
>>52943306
because i shouldn't have to
>>52943314
okay, whatever?
>>52943359
DELUDEMO
>>52943230
irish driving
>>52943359
fuck off delumo
>>52943280
Time-stamped photo then
>>52943323
>calling it a wagaroo willa wonga bonga
52943280
dont give this hog spaz any attention WHATSOEVER
>>52943359
>because i shouldn't have to
it is strongly statistically unlikely that you are a girl
at least vocaroo
>>52943329
i want one
seriously contemplating taking the dog for a quick walk
>>52943396
prefer JPOP desu
I propose that every post by kent'''qt''' be met with 'fuck off delumo'.
agreed?
or just filter the stupid cunt
>>52943410
>>52943390
>actually caring if it's a girl or not
stop giving it more attention you fools
>>52943440
we tried that with lisicki and "kill yourself" but the kids on here can't resist giving them the attention they deserve and now no one does it
>want to post webms too
>I've only got webms that aren't cucked from the sound
>>52943440
you've tried this before. keep trying babe.
making an arrangement
coldplay went shit after viva la vida
not sure what WebM this is lads wahey one way to find out haha
>watching some breastfeeding woman on youtube
>she's talking about the benefits etc
>how spiritual she is and that
>posts video where she's selling bikini bottoms
lmao, fucking women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md5P9aqBE3Q
>>52943474
fuck off deludemo
My waifu
>>52943474
Can I message you on kik
>>52943474
fuck off delumo
>>52943498
yeah, sure
>>52943479
Coldplay where always shit
>>52943489
mugi f*cks n*ggers
>I don't realise that tripcunts thrive of attention regardless of whether it is positive or negative
>>52943514
fuck off deludemo
I want to anally penetrate Karen Brady
>>52943489
>Pic related
>>52943521
Good post
business idea: everyone uses a tripcode
if everyone is a histrionic narcissistic attention-seeking wanker then nobody is
>>52943514
Fuck off verity
stop replying you stupid fucking twats
DUDE BREAD LMAO
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>>52943580
never mind S M H
>>52941762
Are you talking about North Korea?
Because they prescribe to Juche not Communism
Why are there so many weebs here?
>>52943230
fucking yanks
>1.96m
Fucking hell lads. Jezzer's fucking tall.