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#GF2016 edition
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cara
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first for kentqt
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yui
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>>52943540
Deludemo was the same till it was outed that he was a tranny then he swiftly left.
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senpai desu lads
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z96n9A9v7T4
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crayon pop
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>>52943586
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>>52943594
Ritsu
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>>52943593

call me verity
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Why are other countries so shit compared to Great Britain lads?

I mean, just look at this photo from last night. It's like a Hogarth.
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im a grill guys honest xxx
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*goes*
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I don't agree with this bullying malarkey
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Reminder
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>>52943629
me in the blue
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>>52943562
Need a Tammy gf

No, I'm not white
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>>52943625
fuck off deludemo
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My waifu
>>52943521
>>52943567
Good joke mate
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>>52943625

We'll just call you autistic
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big cut on my head fs dreading going downstairs
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>>52943629
Me in Greggs.
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>>52943629
me haha
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>>52943562
>gf2016
Serious about it this year and made a good start, bit of a madman but this is the text I have literally just sent to a girl
> Did you have a good night? I just went to my friends house party was alright and nope I'm not doing anything either.. Maybe we should meet up?xx
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Doing a period
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TEAM GB
E
A
M

G
B
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>>52943629
me in the red skirt
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>>52943683
>having multiple stories

fuck off billionaire tory twat
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#GF2016 is looking grim
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>>52943697
haha me too

we should be girlfriends
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Did lonely meet up lad ever come back or did he ride his taxi into the ocean?
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>>52943625
More like kuntqt am I right
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>>52943686
this is so funny haha
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>>52943697
>>52943731
slumber party when xx
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Mio.
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>>52943743
It was Ribena
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Can't remember the last day I didn't drink alchohol
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>>52943695
Get to the point with text messages . Stop asking questions other than Do you want to meet?
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But I don't need no friends
As long as I gaze on Waterloo sunset
I am in paradise
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/6831197/Top-Gear-crisis-for-Chris-Evans.html

Lmao
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>ribena is duped into going to a fake meet up
>kuntqt is actually a mentally ill tranny

lol good 2016 so far
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>>52943697
More like Isle of Shite imo
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Pissed the bed lads. I was dreaming that I was fucking a girl and I must have lost control of my bladder and let it go. I don't think it was a wet dream because it wasn't sticky.
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>>52943707
Hahaha fuck off you povvo cunt
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>>52943686

two thousand and sixtmeme lad
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>might as well dedicate my death to /brit/ as I spend 99% of my time here
>might wait for one of the meetups and slaughter the lot of them
y/n ?

http://strawpoll.me/6420584
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>>52943784
alri dad
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>>52943792
>ribena goes full paki and stabs people in the street over a failed meet up from brit
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alri ladies

how are all your vaginas doing today?
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>tfw my gimmick didn't even make the strawpoll

I should've forced it more
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doing a sip
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>>52943787
>put a woman in charge of revamping top gear

JUST
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>>52943832
bit wet haha
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just had a wank
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>>52943823
does ur da hav friends
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>>52943858
how was it
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>>52943810
>>52943803
>>52943752
>>52943731
>>52943697
>>52943639
be my gf
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>>52943792
What's happened with kentqt today
Is there proof
I genuinely think she's a girl
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>>52943858
me too xxxx
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>>52943867
quite good

going to have a shower now
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>>52943787
JUST
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>>52943879
>I genuinely think she's a girl
jesus christ is this your first day on the internet
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>>52943879

>I genuinely think she's a girl

You're genuinely wrong
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>>52943784

Canada to India Australia to Cornwall Singapore to Hong Kong From the West to the East
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>>52943858
teehee, oh you! xx
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reinstalled minecraft. what should i build lads?
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>>52943879
>I genuinely think she's a girl
you dumb cunt lol
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How can people smoke weed regularly? Your hands stink. Your mouth gets dry. It gets into your clothes.
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>>52943909
cornwall mentioned
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>>52943921
a /brit/ mansion x
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>>52943921
a mine
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>>52943849
IT'S 2015
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Girlfriend just shaved her cunt, she thinks it looks like a piece of chicken now kek
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>>52943879

people are sperging out, that seems to be it
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ribena izt mai waifu /:3\
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>I genuinely think she's a girl
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>>52943944
FONT
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>>52943924
my boyf does it xx
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>>52943921

a to scale model of the starship enterprise
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>>52943924
My sister smokes it everyday, she's a fucking degenerate
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>>52943921

the motivation to uninstall it
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>>52943858
post dick
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KENT """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""QT"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" ON MELTDOWN HE HAS BEEN EXPOSED
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blocked everyone who was at that party ahhhh now to forget it ever happened
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the gf
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>this is what kids in America idolize now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIrALn-NG48

Is it any better over in the UK?
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>>52943849
What the fuck went wrong with the Beeb?
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>>52943925

you live anywhere near pendeen lad?
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>>52944010
why what happened qt??? xx
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Wreck it Ralph is on BBC1 lads :3
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>>52944027
never heard of it tbqh
falmouth
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>>52943874
Well that's /gf2016/ already failed
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Selling (You)s 500gp ea
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>>52944044
done lines of coke and mdma and smashed a room up xx now my close mate says not to contact him again haha
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>people end messages with xx
>people end postcards or whatever with xoxox
>people never end it with ooo though
proper weird that. oooo
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im so funneh n intelligent
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just got the discs for Battlefront II, Medieval I, Empire at War and Legacy of Kain: Defiance out from under my bed lads
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>>52944050

falmouth is a shithole
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>>52944077
did you go full William Ulsterman?
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>>52943924
Only if you're a dribbler who doesn't know what a tap is
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>>52944024

interesting how black people in America still haven't got all the Africa out of them yet. still dancing around like primitive tribesmen.
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>>52944092
no
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>>52943629
Greggs mentioned.
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>>52944086
Battlefront 1 literally just came out you moron
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>>52944076
cyan:wave2:buying gf
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>>52944077
what the fuck made you do that lad?

I once punched my mate's bed and snapped the banister or whatever but luckily he found it funny. Think I just wanted to look hard tbqh.
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>>52944120

you a student?
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Lads x
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>>52944124
>tfw no greggs here yet
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KENT QT ON SUICIDE WATCH

HE HAS BEEN EXPOSED

KENTQT LOSING FOLLOWERS AND WHITE KNIGHTS AS WE SPEAK
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>>52944076
Give me a (You) and I'll trim your armour for you
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woz gonna dox sum1 buff nov nemr
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They're all whores. Pick one.
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>>52944108
all their music is vocals and drums too. Just like African music.

Well, they had a brief period of making decent tunes like Jazz and blues but that didn't last long unfortunately.
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>>52943686
He actually did it, the madman ahahah.
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>>52944145
Don't have any of those h-haha
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OHHHHH
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genuinely considering posting some slags
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>>52944157
Blackout mate I can't remember it

>>52944104
apparently so
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>>52944165
alri hun? ooo
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>>52944160
yes but not in falmouth (i grew up here 2bh)
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>>52944124
greggs is awful shite tbf, always lukewarm and out of steakbakes

>my cute face when having to get chicken or bean bakes instead
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>When your tummy really hurts but then you do a hot smell fart and it's all better again
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>>52944180
Lily
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who /nofap2016/ here?

stay strong brothers
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>>52944142
Is this bait?
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What happened with the proposed meetup lads? Any images/things I should be aware of
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>>52944180
RAE
A
E
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>>52944180
lol
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>>52944211
top slag
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literally don't understand how you're supposed to 'ask a girl out'

know what I mean? what do you say? you want to be my gf?
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>>52944076
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>>52943899
FUCK
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>>52944078
Thoroughly enjoyed this post
Oooo
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>>52944239
"alri love fancy a shag"
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>>52944180
holly :3
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>>52944199

falmouth is still shit, better than that bloody devon tho am i right?
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>>52944211
>fap
fuck off yank
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>>52944124
fuck off murderer
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So lads, how is /GF2016/ coming along?
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>>52944258
Oi Cornwall is literally a poor Devon
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>>52944208
She's my favorite

Bless you, Bongland
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Has anyone been to the isles of Scilly? It looks nice
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>>52944195
ah well, I'm really happy I'm not you right now tbqh family ooo
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>>52944223
Eh? They only released Battlefront in November mate you must have made a typo read your post again
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>>52943848
Thats a funny looking mug of tea.
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Why is Scotland so shit?
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>>52943792
where's the proof that ribena went?
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>>52944277

ok
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>>52944280
yeah it's alri
did a school trip there back in year 7
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>>52943594
>>52943617
Azusa
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making an arrangement
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>>52944297
m8

http://store.steampowered.com/app/6060/
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>>52944310

he was posting about it last night and today.
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KuntPooT
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>>52944297
Battlefront 3 came out in November you stupid teenager
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>>52944239
Ask if they'd like to go out for a drink with you
>you want to be my gf?
Don't do this
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>>52944307
>London
those weren't fireworks Rasheed and you know it
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>>52944280
My parents did. They really enjoyed it, don't forget the sun tan! ooo
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>>52944279
beth has the best chebbs
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>>52944319
I bet all the normies bullied you on that trip haha you bloody mug
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just had a shower
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>>52944369
crikey
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>>52944307
Fireworks are chink plebshit 2bqh.
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>>52944108
>>52944184

Just before winter break I walked past a "protest" at my uni where they were hollering like apes and dancing to Migos and Juicy J. They also put up some signs about the campus police being racist or something.

How did it get to this point haha
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>>52944390
How was it?
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>>52944336
>>52944349
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>>52944024
No.
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>Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

this is true 2bh (for laymen such as myself though).
I think of televisions, phones and the internet and literally cannot get my head around how applying electricity to metal wires can result in the transfer of sound, data and visuals. same for wireless transmission - how the fuck does it work?
the guys who invented those must have been absolute geniuses.

even things like engines and chemical manipulation seems simpler to me.
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>>52944407
quite good

going to play some videogames now
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where in britain can i find a girl like this lads?
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>>52944390
did you wash under your foreskin?
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>>52944390

how was it?
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hi m44444s
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>>52944421
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>>52944444
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>>52944166
Norn Iron?
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>>52944446

looks like you were 2 late

HAHAHA
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>>52944421
I know how you feel. It doesn't need to be understood though. Just enjoyed.
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>>52944427
Have fun!
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>>52944421
>I think of televisions, phones and the internet and literally cannot get my head around how applying electricity to metal wires can result in the transfer of sound, data and visuals. same for wireless transmission - how the fuck does it work?

Google it - you literally have human knowledge at your fingertips, go find out
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>>52944427
what games
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>>52944419
What were the London riots even about? I saw things in the news when it was happening, but I never really got the whole story.
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>>52944421
literally you
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>>52944483
Alas, yes.
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>>52944527

Police killed some black kid
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>>52944487
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>>52944527
some nigger who got shot by the police. So chavs took this as an opportunity to loot primark
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>>52944279
Bloody yank. Over paid, over sexed and over here.
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>>52944580

>gif

fuck off
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>>52944458
>>52944533
Is 2016 gonna be when this over used 'meme' finally dies?
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>>52944511
just cause desu

going to finish it and get it done
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>>52944300
that there's no tea, friend!
it's Captain Parker's Clam Chowder!
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>>52944487
actually kek
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>>52944421
what I can't wrap my head around is shit like online gaming

>you press a button
>that transmits a signal from mouse/controller to PC
>PC then makes sense of it and action happens in game
>simultaneously that action is repeated on someone elses PC millions of miles away

mental
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>>52944527
Known criminal had a gun and was shot
Pieces of shit crawled out of the woodwork to hijack a protest to burn things and steal stuff
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>>52944527
Police killed a guy
Some small protests for a few days
Someone decided to use the opportunity to steal TVs
Every chav when REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and stole shit
Big Dave killed the chavs

And that is why you have not seen a chav since 2011
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not even going to lie lads i'm actually a woman
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>>52944527

A bunch of dindus were protesting about a dindu who they thought wasn't a dindu, but it turned out that he was an dindu because he got shot by the police

Then a bunch of other dindus saw what happened and then joined in with the other dindus in """"""protesting"""""".
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Has a girl ever asked to spend time with you of her own free will?
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>>52944618
really?
its just sending information to different computers
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>really need a wank
>about to order food with my family
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>>52944077
>getting like that on drugs
you're a shit person desu
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>>52944527
It was just an excuse for chavs to rob stores.
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>>52944645

post stache
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LADS

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FOOD CAPTCHA?

WHEN WILL THIS HORROR END?
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>>52944665
nofap2016 la
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The fat kid from Harry Potter was arrested for doing stuff in the London Riots hehe
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>>52944683
>stores
fuck off yank
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>>52944413
'no'
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>>52944527
acquiring rice
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>>52944722

probably one of my favourite pics ever.
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>>52944712
>fap
fuck off yank
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>>52944707
>spanish
meme language haha
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>>52944722
That's some nice rice...
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>tfw you got a gf for 2016
Step it up lads.
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My sister is texting me and she is only downstairs

Kids these days Smh
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Maisie actually made a new vid wew
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>>52944773
FONT
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>>52944712
I can't nowank 2016, I didn't do a wank yesterday or the day before lad
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>>52944782
Execute her for the good of Britain
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>>52944746
Meh, I like it.
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>>52944785
linked it yesterday

what a qt she is
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>>52944745
>>52944714
>tfw British English is slowly being destroyed before your eyes
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>>52944527
A good boy got shot by the poh-lees. He a gud boi bout ta turn he life round. He dindu nuffin.
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>>52944873

not really. there's a yank who lives here.
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did my first poo of 2016. it was a rather rancid one.
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>you need a speech skill of at least 20 for the GF perk
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https://twitter.com/GerryAdamsSF/status/682713360366964736

TYBG
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>>52944907
All me
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>>52944910

About to do mine

Wish me (You)'s
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>>52944612
Tell him it's rank and bring me a tea instead.
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>>52938826

>all those replies mentioning us

Devilish :^)
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how quickly do latest films get released on netflix?
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My room smells of wank
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>>52944969
*cenaboyle likes this tweet*
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>>52944656
Yes, and it normally ends up with sex or heavy petting
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>>52944999
Doing a poo btw
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>>52944873
wish all the americanised plebs would fuck off desu
pakis should fuck off too
pakis should fuck off the most then the americanised plebs

kill all pakis
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https://twitter.com/cenaboyle/status/57901776950661121
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>>52945065
lmao
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>>52945065

>dormer likes this
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>>52945053
FONT
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https://twitter.com/cenaboyle/status/531216889591373824

who was he talking to
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has US invaded UK yet?
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https://twitter.com/DormerStone
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>>52945131
everyone
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>>52945049
why the fuck would you ever want to go to northern ireland?
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>>52945136
Shhh, soon lad
>>
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>>52945136
They tried
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>>52945065

i like chilling
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>>52945161
y not
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>>52945161
go to the airport
don't mind that
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>>52945136
Yes in the 40s when the US sent their GIs to fuck our women whilst our soldiers were dying in France and then they had the audacity to spread the rumours about our food being bad... whilst the entire nation was under rationing and being bombed daily.
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>>52945059
Kill all the yanks before the pakis lad.
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JANNY
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>>52945169
MOAT
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>>52945188
America invading Iraq isnt the same thing as invading the UK, mate
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>>52945161
Heritage
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>>52945210
fuck off abdul
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>>52945188
>british education
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>>52945136
No, in fact the UK invasion of the US is one of the longest occupations in history. 300 years later and the savages still haven't repelled us.
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Did anyone have cake today
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The local Gregg's is shut, why live.
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>>52945324
Is it a holiday for Britland too?
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>>52945324

No greggs near me, just warrens

not good
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>>52945169
Remember when one the news channels had Gazza in the phone completely drunk saying something like "he's a good lad, just got in a bit of bother"
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>>52945206
>in the 40s when the US sent their GIs to fuck our women
Only in the '40s? Big American Cock is eternal
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>>52945206
Yanks really are cunts.
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>>52945351
plymouth
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>>52944984
>rank
That's the idea haha x
pic related, amy schumer X
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>>52945314
I had a Mcdonalds apple pie
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>>52945206
>"rumours"
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>>52945252
Lincoln Rorke.
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>>52945351
>>52945368


B R I S T O L
R
I
S
T
O
L
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>>52945398
fuck off paki
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>>52945368

I'm near lands end
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>>52945206
My old man was stationed in England while he served in the air force in the 80s
He fucking loved it, spent a night on a bench in Liverpool Street Station the madman
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>>52945434
very good
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>>52944612
>>
Why is the smell of wank so great
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>>52945429
*PRRRRRRRRPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTPOP*
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>>52945455
is that the red or the white?
>>
New Year's Resolution: start /twinkbody2016/

Going well so far. Did squats in the morning so I can get a nice bum, going to start swimming tomorrow so I can get my body nice and toned, also starting yoga next week so I can get supple. :3
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>>52945254
Your country is the US, France, Spain, the Netherlands and the Sultanate of Mysore? Because that's who Britain was fighting in Europe, America and India simultaneously during the "American" Revolutionary War.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Revolutionary_War#Britain_vs._France.2C_Spain.2C_Mysore.2C_and_Holland_1778.E2.80.931783

They even attempted to invade Britain. I bet you yanks don't learn about that in school
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armada_of_1779
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>>52945455
excellent post love
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>>52945358
>>
What the fuck is chowder?
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>>52945549
CHOWDA
It's CHOWDA
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>>52945549
Like a creamy seafood soup. Pretty nice desu.
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>>52945549
its like fish soup
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new year new me :)
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>>52945561
i get this reference
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>>52945502
good plan
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>>52945549
CLAM CCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>52945379
Is that the annoying chubby cheeked yank slag that is unimaginably poor at comedy?
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>>52945549
>>52945561
>>52945567
>>52945571
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>>52945571
>>52945567

Any particular type of fish or can you chuck anything in it?
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>>52945549
It's clam chowda and it's delicious
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>>52945477
>>
Really wish you could filter people by IP 2bh
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I vape. Any of my fellow vape bros in? Favourite flavours? Merry Vapemous!
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>>52945601
yes the fat rapist
>>
>>52945612

is google broken?
>>
>mum angry at me for no reason again

Why would a person who gets angry at 22 year old man-children who they didn't bother to love enough or parent enough even bother having kids in the first place? Certainly it's something I'll never have to worry about because I'm never having children (because I'm not a moron).
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>>52945603
vocaroo yourself saying chowda
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>>52945639

Dunno, go check and let me know
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>>52945614
Are those real?
>>
Years are really just arbitrary human lines that we draw ourselves in an never-ending attempt to convince ourselves that times is a realistic concept when in fact it is tactually meaningless.

Happy new year you cretins
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>>52945621
I like Looper, and most shit by Charlie's Chalk Dust
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Poor kid
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>>52945614
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>>52945662
http://projectresonate.com/
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>>52945548
BIG
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>>52943629
>greggs next to a superdry

Doing it wrong poortheners.
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>>52945548
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> I'm never having children (because I'm not a moron)
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I rape. Any of my fellow rape bros in? Favourite girls? Merry Rapemous!
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>>52945622
heheh

>>52945612
yeah, bout right
new england clam chowda is best
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>>52945693
Birthday presents for everyone for the entire year sorted.

Thanks brah
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>>52945712
>scottish and british separate
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>>52945482
Not a clue, bit of a picky eater tbqh. Not much for seafood.

Just grew up hanging around a family from up there and saw that on their counter a while back. The accent is fucking brilliant when they're angry.

>>52945530
Thanks. What part of Boston are you in?
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>>52945704
BLACK
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>>52945646
>moron
fuck off yank
>>
>>52945749

give them the sound of you wanking
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>>52945751

Americans are fucking retards
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>>52945169

OUR MOATY
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>british and irish separate
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>>52945712
>American Women

>1. British
...
>7. Scottish
>>
Who /stillparticipatinginNoFap2016eitherwillinglyorunwillingly/ here?
>>
>>52945530

Legal seafood?
>>
>>52945712
>>52945548
Tbf I doubt the power of our accent over there, I'm sure it'll help start a conversation but they won't just hit the floor and suck you off.
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>>52945619
I filter all yank flags.
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>>52945797
Non-consensual yes
>>
Having a look

I like what I see

Doing a post
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>>52945712
>5. American

What's your point Nigel
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>>52945797
>Fap
fuck off yank
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>>52945797
I am
the wife got me this for christmas
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>>52945797

Wanking is good for you, don't stop all together just do less
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>>52945806
When I was in yankland all the qt waitresses would compliment my accent desu

" Oh my goddd I love your accent!"
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>>52945806
Most don't even know who Steve G is
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>>52945612

You need little fish crackers to eat on the side/use as croutons.
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>>52945704
BRITISH
>>
>>52945797
Nah I failed it at like 3am
>>52945837
That's a bit small
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>>52945152
I fucking hate Rafi the little cunt
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>>52945834
>Not capitalising the first letter of the sentence

Fuck off Seppo
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>>52945849

They wanted the tip.
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>>52945806
>N-no lad w-we're basically s-sex gods in America
>Just like that s-scene in Love Actually
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>>52945828
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>he isn't doing nofap
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>>52945849
Did it help you shag any of them?
>>
>>52945845
I'm not stopping because I think it will benefit my health or make women more attracted to me like those Reddit spergs, I just do it once and a while as a game to amuse myself. It's fun to see how long you can hold out.

20 days or so (my record) isn't going to explode one's prostate.
>>
>>52945908

Do you know what seppo is lad?
>>
>>52945907
In need of a right good gassing the absolute wastegash I say
>>
LITERALLY fell asleep whilst reading the Financial Times, how am i gonna run the markets now!?

what am i like hahaa
>>
>>52945913

>gif

fuck off
>>
>>52945921
>fap
fuck off yank
>>
>>52945712
Is there a group of people more cucked than the yanks and their worship of British cock?
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>>52945941
Yes. It's short for septic tank.
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>>52945961
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>>52945969
>using 2015 gimmicks
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>>52945988

so why you using it on a brit?
>>
>>52945751
Yanks aren't known for their intelligence mate.
>>
>>52945952

When we did economics a-level we had a deal that whomever got a C or above would go and work in the City. I was the only one to get an A (This was before A*).

I don't work in the City.
>>
>>52945961
using twenty fifteen gimmicks
>>
>>52945946
are you the one who found his twitter? how did you find it?
>>
>>52945758
southie
>>
>>52946028
fuck off yank
>>
>>52946047
I'm saying he is a yank for not writing proper English.
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>ywn have an English Milfu
suicide it is then la's
>>
Made SpagBol & then spilt it as I sat down then had to watch my dog try bite me when trying to clear up! What a right kick in the bollocks..
>>
>>52945912
You know that you desire a kiss from me.
>>
>>52946111
>english
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rate the gf
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>>52946100
L A S T Y E A R
A
S
T

Y
E
A
R
>>
>>52946111
How can you look in the mirror and not see that camel toe?
>>
>>52945829
One comes before five, friend.
>>
>>52946136
that looks like a digitally created computer image character to me not a gir
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>>52946130
Maybe

How big are your tits?
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>>52946132
WHAT A BLOODY
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>>52946173
[spoiler]she did and it didn't make a difference[/spoiler]
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haven't done a poo since last year ahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaa
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UKIP???
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>>52946206
>using 2015 gimmicks
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>>52946185
>that flag
IRELAND BTFO
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>>52946190
no she got surgery to look like anime
>>
>>52946206

SCREAM TO EMPHASIZE THE JOKE
>>
>>52946233
bunch of racist animals

no idea why anyone takes them seriously tb.h
>>
just fuck my shit up
>>
>Get match on tinder
>interests : Reading the FInancial TImes and the Economist

WEW LADS
>>
>>52946206
>Vorderman was born in Bedford, Bedfordshire, the youngest of three children[4] to Dutch father Anton 'Tony' Vorderman (1920–2007) and Welsh mother Edwina Jean (née Davies, born 1928).[5] Her parents separated three weeks after her birth, and her mother took the family back to her home town of Prestatyn, North Wales,[5] where Vorderman and her siblings, Anton and Trixie,[6] grew up in a one-parent household.
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>>52946232
wow, me neither haha xd
>>
>>52946284
FONT
>>
is sherlock on tonight
its terrible but I'll still watch it
>>
Someone post that video with the muslim kids in bradford or wherever it is
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>>52946265
that's terrible, why would anybody want to do that?

she'll regret it no doubt
>>52946284
upload her pic m8
>>
>>52945712
brb. Fucking an american person's gf.
>>
>I wish you anon a Happy New Year.
what did he mean by this
>>
>>52946281
>using 2015 memes
>>
>>52946185
>tea
>One Direction
>Sherlock
>Doctor Who
This is LITERALLY all that Britain represents to the average American female
>>
>>52946316
>its terrible
it's fucking brilliant except for the wedding episode which was terrible

how can you diss based Sherlock? just because it's popular with tumblr doesn't make it bad

yes it's on bbc one later btw
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>ywn have a Dutch-Welsh sex demon milfu to take care of you when you are under the weather :'(
fixed lads haha x
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>interests : Reading the FInancial TImes and the Economist
>>
fingered carol vorderman behind greggs in aberystwyth
>>
I once fucked a canadian girl by telling her I was a distant member of the Royal Family hahaha
>>
>>52946261
I think we should all go to America and take the Anglophile women for GF2016.

We'd be knobbing two birds with one cunny.
>>
Is it rude not to go to a funeral? I mean I would really just rather not go.
>>
>>52946376
the first season was good
it went downhill after that
>>
>>52946459
what happened mate?
>>
>>52946507
>>52946507
>>52946507
>>52946507
>>
>>52946489
I tried that
people mistook my for australian
>>
Back from NYE lads, was pretty good.

Was the Manchester meetup real or an ebin meme?
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>>52946532
>>52946532
>>52946532
>>52946532
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>>52946520
fingered her behind greggs
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>>52946525
>no subject
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>>52946489
We would be open to the idea of a trade
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>>52943625
portas!
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>>52946373
And it's enough for them to obsess over us for.
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>>52946511
>season

Kill yourself yank.
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>>52946695
what else are you supposed to call it?
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>>52946528
Well it's not like there is anything with Australians and I'm sure that there are yank women that want to ride a didgeridoo.

What accent do you have?
>>
>>52946774
series

twat
>>
>>52946853
series is the whole thing, all the seasons are referred to as the series

when you just want to talk about the first group of episodes, you use the term season
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>>52946898
Yank, would you kindly.
Jog on.
>>
what is an """"ire"""" land?
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