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they don't want you to make a new thread edition
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Azusa
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plymouth
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>>52948936
>You can still use the sink retard, it's just that you can select the temperature of the water instead of having to mix scalding hot water and freezing water together.
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>With new taps
>"Okay I'll just turn it to the right, make it slightly warmer, perfect"
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>With British taps
>"Okay that's literally boiling, I'll just add some cold water oh now it's freezing okay I'll add a little bit of hot water ok now it's fine" Anonymous 01

You sound spoiled desu. I know exactly how far to turn both taps and for how long to run them to get the ideal temperature in the basin.

Bet you drive an automatic too
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crayon pop
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>>52949001
torbay
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maisie
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Learn to not fear mistakes, but to learn from them. Know the insignificance of your actions relative to the size of this fucking huge universe and take pride in the fact that you exist. Don't look forward to the future, but enjoy the experience of the present. Take risks and step out of your comfort zone. You will learn more from bad experiences than good ones, which stretch out your boundaries and make other stuff child's play.
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crayon poop
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kpop desu lads
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Memes.
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>finally getting 1st place on Guitar Hero TV
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So lads, how is /gf2016/ coming along? swell i presume?
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Daisy
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got a new years text lads. from a girl i know. feeling pretty stoked about it ngl.
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what the fuck is this and how do i get it back
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>>52949067
FONT
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>>52949053

joining OK Cupid soon
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JUST
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>>52949045
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>>52948958
they don't want me to reply to this thread
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>Europeans laugh at British taps.
>they've only been able to drink their tap water in the last 30 years
>still unsafe in a few European countries
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>>52949053
Blew a chance already
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>>52949076
Who is the guy pointing at Rolf Harris?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNaBRR-XeAs
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who finally finished #gf2015 last night? cutting it pretty close there lads
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>>52948994
>>52948994
>>52948994
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well i have to say, this holiday has been draining.

I don't know how all you NEET's do it, literally sitting on /brit/ all day doing nothing but wanking and posting is tiring as hell. I feel exhausted from doing nothing.
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Imagine licking a boys feet haha
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>>52949000
Let the hot tap run for 15 seconds on full and hold your hand under it. 3rd degree burns senpai.

>>52949027
Yes I shower because I don't want to sit in my filth. No I don't drive an automatic. The two tap system is just an antiquated relic, the only reason we still have them is because all the houses in Britain are old as fuck so we couldn't replace all the taps, most new houses have the new taps because they're objectively better in every conceivable way.
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Poleaboo is browsing craigslist.

He's thinking of contacting a 45 year old twink with regards to being powerfucked tonight.
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>>52949145
do not care
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>>52949128
haha
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>>52949125
>can't flush bog roll down the toilet in Greece because it will kill the pipes
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>>52949155
haha bit gay lad
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https://soundcloud.com/tommydockerz/buttholez

choon lads
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Can't believe that Poleaboo fell for the manchester meet up meme yesterday

it was a pretty good laff
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Poleaboo hates all of you for tricking him yesterday
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lads need a wee haha with my willie haha xxxooo
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If I was a billionaire I'd buy an entire street full of houses and alternate which one I'd sleep in every single night
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>>52949017
did you see the new video
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>>52949191
3rd world business desu
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>>52949155
I have a foot fetish and that makes me feel sick

>man feet
Literally ew
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>>52949125
>live in britain in the countryside
>don't have clean tap water
genuinely never think about it, we get our water from a borehole.
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>>52949243
haven't watch it yet desu, in my watch later playlist tho
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>>52949241
have fun lad
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Hit the streets and tear this bitch up like I'm Willie B
No Tennessee, but the chain on my neck is a T
No Memph' Bleek, bitch I own the Roc not Jay Z, ya dig?
War Ready like Tracy T, ya dig?
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finish this sentence lads

I'm not gay but...
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>>52949223
>paki wandering around a train station on New Years Eve and refusing to leave

The police must have been ready to pounce at any second.
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>>52949069
contact bank for a chargeback

>>52949262
wahey
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>>52949241
ebin :DD
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Poleaboo has found quite a passable trap on Craigslist

She is 38 but looks younger he want to know if he should go for it or not
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>>52949281
i am from cornwall
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>>52949161
>45 year old
>twink
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>>52949292
>contact bank for a chargeback
yeah i'll call them up sometime i don't know what the fuck they've charged me for
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Literally REFUSING to talk to anyone who doesn't read the Financial Times, as you aren't at a required intellectual level to talk with me.

If you ARE NOT subscribed to the FT, then PLEASE REFRAIN FROM REPLYING TO THIS POST.
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>>52949191
>can't pay debnts because no money
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>>52949223
>implying he is real
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>>52949310
same

>>52949297
go for it la
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>>52949242

I'd pay off peoples bills and get them to wank me off
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first Marina of 2016
hi /brit/
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>>52949320
I don't believe in the monetary system
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>>52949314
it says direct debit, do you have any?
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>>52949279
good post
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>>52949354
yeah got one setup with for my phone contract, but it says unpaid transaction

surely it should just come out automatically because it's a direct debit
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should we send her some paypal donations lads

feel pretty bad
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>>52949393
>should we send her some paypal donations lads
hi sara
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>>52949393
who
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Whenever buying anything online, ALWAYS use a credit card. It makes chargebacks a million times easier.

You'd know this if you read the Financial Times haha
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Reminder that if you're one of the many posters who posts links ITT, you should remember that I don't open a single one of them. Youtube, BBC, Vice, DailyMail, vocaroo, anything; I do not click a single one. All that time you spend highlighting the link, copying and pasting it, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting eagerly waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content on the other side of the link are completely and utterly wasted on me because I do not, ever, open links ITT.
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>>52949362
>cool cat
The guy who wrote that shit was literally a male stripper. I'm pretty sure there's links to the books he wrote about male stripping on the cool cat website, fucking bizarre.
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>>52949393
She's a communist. Society will provide for her in her time of need.

Charity is just capitalism with a conscience.
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>>52949393
>TESCO
no, let the bitch rot
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>>52949393
>communist
>using paypal
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>>52949393

That's what she wants lad

I've got 3 quid, you want to give me some too?
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Grimes
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The financial times is biased towards capitalism so I avoid it
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2016 gimmick predictions?
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>>52949423
I open every link
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>>52949423
>not le_smug_man.png

wat
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alri lads. took /brit/'s advice and got myself a practice gf for the last few months

shes very sweet but not very cure and im ready to move on. i did what you said and made sure to have a lot of sex to get some experience, as well as complimented her and treated her well to learn how to treat my real gf when i get one.

I'm moving on to a higher tier woman as i was never romantically or sexually attracted to this girl and she was only practice.

Excited for the pursuit of a real gf desu
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ask a weak, pathetic human being anything
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>>52949450
kentqt being outed as fake
ribena being outed as fake
kev kills himself
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>>52949423
Your loss desu
Some of the best content here comes from posting links
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>Reminder that if you're one of the many posters who posts links ITT, you should remember that I don't open a single one of them. Youtube, BBC, Vice, DailyMail, vocaroo, anything; I do not click a single one. All that time you spend highlighting the link, copying and pasting it, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting eagerly waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content on the other side of the link are completely and utterly wasted on me because I do not, ever, open links ITT.
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>>52949450
you can't predict gimmicks

they occur naturally
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>>52949423
i open everything
and enjoy
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>>52949466
Run at any soldier holding a pen knife, they'll snaop your neck to avoid being the next Lee Rigby
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>The financial times is biased towards capitalism so I avoid it
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>>52949282
Left after 10 minutes, I'm not an idiot, the writing was on the wall

I was late and no one was there
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>>52949450

you can't predict gimmicks

they occur naturally
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Jesus Christ I hope you're joking lad
That's fucking cold ;_;
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>>52949427
daddy derek loves u x
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>why yes, i do go out on the weekends to do stuff like kiss real life girls on the lips
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>>52949450

We all get gfs and finally leave forever, and some kids born after 1995 create some tinder or snapchat related gimmicks.

le leftswiped m8
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>>52949522
It only takes a second.

Welcome to yet another watchlist
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I'm coolin with my youngins
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>>52949223
please fill me in la
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>>52949522

still fell for it like the social freak you are. stay in your compound you stupid mudshit.
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Wish I had a combination of an extremely faithful nymphomaniac gf, and the ability to alter the size of my penis at will so that when she pissed me off I could say, "Alright, no more mister big willy"
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you can't predict gimmicks

they occur naturally.
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never touched a copy of the financial times

Might buy one
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Smoked about 8 cigarettes and did a cocaine last night lads

Up until about 6:30 because these normie cunts were having loud sex a couple rooms away
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anyone else here doing NoFap 2016?
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>>52949559
>create
>gimmicks
they occur naturally m8
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hey im here to learn more about different cultures
do brits have cucksheds?
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>>52949599
FONT
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just bought a subscription to the sun lads
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she suck like 8 dicks I call her octagon
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>>52949620

Gimmicks have been and always will be forced by bored autists.
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https://soundcloud.com/smoots/trellion-sniff-delf-obsessed

bit choon lads
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so i have been seeing this girl for like a month now, she is generally a pleb, watches pleb tv, listens to pleb music, drinks pleb alcohol, plays pleb games (phone and facebook). last night I asked her if she ever played any other games growing up, turns out she had mario all stars on N64 and wii, was the only game she liked other than singing and dancing shit. i suggest getting it on an emulator and playing it together, joke that I will kick her ass at it, she laughs and says "maybe, haven't played since I was a kid"

holy shit, it was like watching a speed run on youtube. we played mario world 3, and she got to the last world with 99 lives, despite me losing absolutely loads. it was seriously autism level skill. made me look a complete mong.

since when are women good at games? every girl i have ever known has been shit at games, even the ones who have a keen interest. anyone elses gf surprise you and make you look like a mong?

/blog
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>>52949569
some anon said ribena went, everyone now believes it

same with kentqt, some anon said she was a girl then everyone believed it
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Me by the speakers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVYpM3RTCII
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>>52949608

I'm trying, tough to go from 5 a day to fuck all

I'll try to make it to 7 days and then bust one
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horny but i wanked literally like 4 hours ago
hhhhhnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh help me
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>>52949626
>cuck

Don't know this word, what does it mean?
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Important poll

http://strawpoll.me/6421512
http://strawpoll.me/6421512
http://strawpoll.me/6421512
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>>52949570
I'm going to kill you all one day

>>52949667
I posted the train tickets
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>>52949441
Excellent post senpai
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>>52949674
how old are you? i've turned 20, and i just don't get the urge anymore, so it's quite easy. maybe i've burnt out my pleasure circuits. avoiding porn is the main key to succeed.
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>>52949004
reminder that if you're washing your hands with warm european water you might as well just use cold water because it isn't hot enough to kill bacteria anyway

it's the soap
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im a skinny lad.

would anyone in here unironically fuck my little ass if they had the chance?
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>>52949669
bangin dat der m8
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>>52949735
cornwall
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>>52949676
>wanked 4 hours ago
So what? How is that stopping you from wanking again. You know you can wank as many times as you want, right? There's not a limit of wanks you can have per day
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>>52949732
Hand soap does nothing but mask the scent of shit on your hands from wiping your arse.
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Memes are the cancer that is killing /brit/. They are the opiate for the masses. Their existence is what allows any random person to "fit in" to these shitty threads. Anyone can grab one they like, post it now and then, and act like they are the shit, they've been around, they are a funny person. It's just another shitty form of instant gratification.

Now, I know some faggots will cry, "But memes have been around for ages! Nothing is different!" That's not true; a few years ago, memes were, dare I say, under control. They weren't the majority of the content, like they are now. You can't pass a single fucking thread without seeing some of the most annoying copypasta bullshit. /brit/ has degenerated. everything in this thread is entirely predictable. Rarely do I ever see something new on this board, God forbid it make me stop to laugh or think.

This place is just a swirling mass of immature and nigh-illiterate idiots who desperately want attention. Memes are their answer, something everyone can recognise and collectively acknowledge. It's all just a farce, though: fake encouragement, fake interest, fake pain, fake lives. Nothing gained, everything lost.

Now, I'm not suggesting social reform or any other bullshit -- I know I'm not strong enough to single-handedly reverse mainstream trends -- I just want people to know that memes are the cancer that is killing /brit/. You can accuse newcunts or whatever bullshit you'd like to, but it's the memes that attracted them to this place, memes that we don't even considered to be memes. Memes are, remember, simply units of culture, self-propagating ideas that latch. And, unless I've made some sort of grievous miscalculation, the only way to stop the cancer is to stop the memes. Makes sense, doesn't it? They are both viral, though neither are literally.

With this final message, I bid you adieu. To stop the cancer, stop the memes. Trust me, it's easier than you think -- or can you?
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>>52949676
i haven't wanked all year, me
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>>52949687
Sorry, I dont know either. I thought it originated from the UK
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>>52949719
toast wanker loves his toast
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So I asked Dean to chuck his mum in the lake and he actually did it the absolute madman!
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>>52949720
ok post the tickets again, with your hand in the picture.
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>>52949676
*does a lil strip tease*

teehee
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Grime
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got kicked out of the pub for reading the financial times yesterday, must be a bunch of sun readers in there haha.

I'm rest knowing that im intellectually superior to them
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>>52949728

23
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>>52949720

>a stupid autistic manlet mud is going to kill everyone

lol ok little boy.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy1dYFGkPUE
choon
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>>52949805
cornwall
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If I hear any of yous chatting shit about me mam again I'll fucking twat yous all
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>>52949754
Yes there is because if I do it too much it gets sore

>>52949772
I was going for nofap 2016 but messed up
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where ya ass was at when the niggas wouldn't feed me?
where ya ass was when the bitches didn't need me?
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>Memes are the cancer that is killing /brit/. They are the opiate for the masses. Their existence is what allows any random person to "fit in" to these shitty threads. Anyone can grab one they like, post it now and then, and act like they are the shit, they've been around, they are a funny person. It's just another shitty form of instant gratification.

>Now, I know some faggots will cry, "But memes have been around for ages! Nothing is different!" That's not true; a few years ago, memes were, dare I say, under control. They weren't the majority of the content, like they are now. You can't pass a single fucking thread without seeing some of the most annoying copypasta bullshit. /brit/ has degenerated. everything in this thread is entirely predictable. Rarely do I ever see something new on this board, God forbid it make me stop to laugh or think.

>This place is just a swirling mass of immature and nigh-illiterate idiots who desperately want attention. Memes are their answer, something everyone can recognise and collectively acknowledge. It's all just a farce, though: fake encouragement, fake interest, fake pain, fake lives. Nothing gained, everything lost.

>Now, I'm not suggesting social reform or any other bullshit -- I know I'm not strong enough to single-handedly reverse mainstream trends -- I just want people to know that memes are the cancer that is killing /brit/. You can accuse newcunts or whatever bullshit you'd like to, but it's the memes that attracted them to this place, memes that we don't even considered to be memes. Memes are, remember, simply units of culture, self-propagating ideas that latch. And, unless I've made some sort of grievous miscalculation, the only way to stop the cancer is to stop the memes. Makes sense, doesn't it? They are both viral, though neither are literally.

>With this final message, I bid you adieu. To stop the cancer, stop the memes. Trust me, it's easier than you think -- or can you?
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Memes are the cancer that is killing /brit/. They are the opiate for the masses. Their existence is what allows any random person to "fit in" to these shitty threads. Anyone can grab one they like, post it now and then, and act like they are the shit, they've been around, they are a funny person. It's just another shitty form of instant gratification.

Now, I know some faggots will cry, "But memes have been around for ages! Nothing is different!" That's not true; a few years ago, memes were, dare I say, under control. They weren't the majority of the content, like they are now. You can't pass a single fucking thread without seeing some of the most annoying copypasta bullshit. /brit/ has degenerated. everything in this thread is entirely predictable. Rarely do I ever see something new on this board, God forbid it make me stop to laugh or think.

This place is just a swirling mass of immature and nigh-illiterate idiots who desperately want attention. Memes are their answer, something everyone can recognise and collectively acknowledge. It's all just a farce, though: fake encouragement, fake interest, fake pain, fake lives. Nothing gained, everything lost.

Now, I'm not suggesting social reform or any other bullshit -- I know I'm not strong enough to single-handedly reverse mainstream trends -- I just want people to know that memes are the cancer that is killing /brit/. You can accuse newcunts or whatever bullshit you'd like to, but it's the memes that attracted them to this place, memes that we don't even considered to be memes. Memes are, remember, simply units of culture, self-propagating ideas that latch. And, unless I've made some sort of grievous miscalculation, the only way to stop the cancer is to stop the memes. Makes sense, doesn't it? They are both viral, though neither are literally.

With this final message, I bid you adieu. To stop the cancer, stop the memes. Trust me, it's easier than you think -- or can you?
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>>52949817
pleb
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>>52949768
/brit/ should die and stay dead.
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>be northern
>get wet
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>>52949817
top pleb
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Just finished Just Cause 3 lads
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>>52949867
You forgot your meme arrows you spanner
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>>52949853
>it gets sore
Unlucky.
I had 15 wanks in one day once
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Potential gf just sent me this lads:
> Yeah I had a good night. And I might be seeing my boyfriend tomorrow, not sure yet xx
Should I kill myself now or later
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just printed a gf with my 3D printer i got for christmas
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>>52949808
I'm a topshop man
I'm a dan
aka the boss man
man
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>>52949880
was it good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuV0IcOdPRo
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>>52949870

How has the sea not claimed you cunts yet?
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r8 my meme breakfast
Baked avocado with egg and cheese, plus a grilled cheese with Worcestershire sauce
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>>52949883

stop using brit slang you CUNT
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>>52949923
brits are so fucking poor
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>>52949791
c'mon, they're dated

I'm not going to take a pic with my phone and go upstairs to the computer
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>>52949921
Sacrifices.
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>>52949896
that's what you get for going after normies lad
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>>52949895
>15 in one day
th-the legends are true?
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>>52949768
the issue is the lack of original content and anything to promote discussion
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>most European countries do not have trial by jury.

It's amazing when yanks say we have no freedom when compared to the rest of Europe we have a shit ton. I only found out about this a week ago because trial by jury is just one of those things you expect all free democracies to have.

Is there any other shit that goes on in europe tgat most people don't know?
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fancy a wank, but I thought I might try nofap 2016, or at least for a couple days haha. what do you think?
>>52949941
>brits
m8...
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>>52949951
fuck off phony
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>>52949268
>>52949294
back from my wee btw haha x
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new gimmick: overreacting
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>>52949814
I'm fearless, I know how inept the oinkers are
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Austria bro where are you?
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>>52949978
>most European countries do not have trial by jury

That can't be true
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>the issue is the lack of original content and anything to promote discussion
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>>52949978
cucksheds are p. common on the continent
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what was the longest you ever went without wanking ever since you discovered it? my record is 2 months.
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just printed a gf with my 2D printer i got for Hanukkah
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>>52949911
very good

the map is very big yeah but theres not any interesting little islands like on just cause 2 with that ww2 island

also there isn't any big commercial jets though there is a cargo plane but its like impossible to land anywhere bar 2 airports

overall still very good though
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feel like im going to die
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_kahzJn_QU

Lads...
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>>52949923
pretty heavy going for breakfast. looks nice though.
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>>52950008
>>52949978
Trial by jury is bad though, one of the many things wrong with the US

The law is a logical argument
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Hey guys, my names John, i'm a student at London Uni.

I just started an unpaid internship at golberg and goldstein inc., I'm sure they'll hire me afterwards!

Pic relate is my apartment, it costs me £730/month(well not me really, my mummy and daddy pay for it haha,but we have relatives up north so we're not posh or rich or anything)

After i graduate and this jewish corporation takes me on full time, i'm gonna earn £200,000 a year and i'll move in to a big apartment in the center of london.

I can't wait!
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>>52950031
you are
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>>52950020
Tried to give it up for Lent once, ended up with wet dreams and getting hard from tv shows. Ended up having to wank just to get back to normal.

So less than 40 days, not sure how many exactly.
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>>52950025
>the map is very big yeah but theres not any interesting little islands like on just cause 2 with that ww2 island

there's a secret racetrack island in the middle of the ocean apparently. don't think it's on the map
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>>52949923
>Baked avocado with egg and cheese
based.
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>>52950008
Trial by jury for most crimes are unique to common law. In most countries juries are only used in extremely heinous of political crimes
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>>52949978
>>most European countries do not have trial by jury.
wow wtf
how do they try them then?
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>>52950037
>1.3 trillion views
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>>52950037
Not going to ask how you found that video, this is a judgement free zone.
Ya poofter.
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fake nigga lie to a real nigga
that's some shit that you don't do
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>>52950012
legitimately laughed at this post.
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>>52950092
That's absurd

I don't believe it

To google I go
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>>52950008
It was going to be trialled here on the Dutch system but it never took off. If you have a judiciary that can be trusted it can work very well and is not really any different from magistrates court.
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>>52950058
>Trial by jury is bad though
naw fuck off you braindead
>>52950052
its also like 2pm so this is lunch and breakfast rolled into one

also forgot the tea
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>>52950061
is your life a meme?
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>>52950037
he makes such a cute slag

wouldn't even just fuck him (if he was older) i'd unironically like to have him as a "gf"
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wew lads only woke up2 hours ago got fucking wankered last night and nearly threw up in the taxi kek. anyway here is my first post of 2016 and here it is

>>52950072
>i gave up wanking for lent
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>>52950095
Judge

>>52950058
>let's let one persons opinion decide if someone is guilty or not instead of 15 people.
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>>52949923
how long do you bake it for bruv?
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My mum keeps moaning at me for not flushing the toilet after having a piss. I tried explaining that water is a limited resource and you can't waste it on flushing away a bit of piss, but she doesn't believe me.

Am I right or am I disgusting?
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>>52950005
AYO
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Crime
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>>52950180
always flush 2bh
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listening to the news today was just fucking infuriating. new years celebrations cancelled in germany, brussels, terror threats in netherlands, travel suspended in some cities across Europe. And we are still letting in record numbers of migrants. As the Muslim population grows, terror attacks increase, literally everyone i know blames muslims, but the government continues to defend them and let them be. think how much worse this shit has got in the last ten years, then think what it will be like in a further 30.

What a fucking shit time to be born. Fuck literally all muslims and their defenders. the world would irrefutably be a better place for everyone else to live if you all just died.
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>>52950174

1 experienced and intelligent man vs 15 ignorant pigs who know fuck all
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cunt
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>>52950230
Rorke
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>>52950180
>water conservation in the UK where it literally falls from the sky on a daily basis
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>>52950182
>not sunny
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>>52950180
it just gets recycled and goes back into the system anyway it doesn't go to waste
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>>52950201
not the biggest fan of crime if i'm honest

got no time for it
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>>52950174
more than that
>lets let one person who has a lot of power and is part of the system, as well as having their own biases, make judgement.

jury screening is pretty intense so would definitely trust them more than some French judge who's pissed that he's missing brunch for your trial.
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>>52950230
Rorke
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Hey dudes my names Zach Broson and I'm from Cali, currently on vacation in England with my fratbros. Just wanted to say all you guys are total losers.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jury_trial
>4.1 Australia
>4.2 Austria
>4.3 Belgium
>4.4 Canada
>4.5 France
>4.6 Greece
>4.7 Gibraltar
>4.8 Hong Kong
>4.9 India
>4.10 Ireland
>4.11 Italy
>4.12 Japan
>4.13 New Zealand
>4.14 Norway
>4.15 Russia
>4.16 Singapore
>4.17 South Africa
>4.18 Sweden
>4.19 Switzerland
>4.20 United Kingdom
>4.21 United States

THE FUCK!?

I just assumed juries were the norm. What the hell are you playing at rest of the world?
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Hi, my name's frank.

I graduated from Oxford with a degree in english literature. I've been trying to find a job, but I couldn't find anything in london.

I'm trying to make it as an author, but my rich daddy doesn't have many connections in this industry.

Pic related is my apartment, my daddy pays for it atm but someday i will pay for it when i become an author!

It isn't much and i have to live on instant ramen, b-but i-it sure beats l-life up n-north haha!
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>>52950289
DUDE
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>>52950252
actually look at water poverty projection figures.
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>>52950005
that guy is effay as fuck.
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>>52950292
who gives a shit you turbo autist
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>>52950037
AGP scum
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the gf and i
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>>52950037
>tfw I'm not gender confused but I look like a girl so I just wear makeup and grow my hair out anyway
done it since i was young, really not sure why my parents are fine with it
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haaha
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Limes
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>who gives a shit you turbo autist
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>>52950333
FONT
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>>52950254
oink oink
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>>52950342

limes > lemons
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>>52950292
>in various jurisdictions
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>>52950230
Rorke
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>>52950230
It used to be Irish people, in the future it will be someone else. Get used to it.
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>>52950335
pics?
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>>52950235
>judges
>experienced and intelligent

Good laugh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsnqhUuYoFo
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>>52950335
c o r n w a l l
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>>52950380
open a book
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35210519

PRESTON
R
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S
T
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N
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>>52950309
Moved out of London because of the property prices, got a much bigger place up North. I mean yeah it's underwater for a couple of months a year, but the rooms are a lot bigger!
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>>52950292
most of the world doesn't even use Common Law despite its object superiority
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just remembered MissHannahMinx was a thing, might have to have a wank now
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Thyme
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>>52950396
silly boy, time for bed soon.
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>>52950255
>>52950252
Really?
I thought that we can only use fresh water from aquifers and lakes and stuff, I don't think that 100% of the water is recycled desu surely it can't be.
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>>52950342
>makes /brit/ a Mojito
now you all have to share it ok?
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>>52950454
MATE
THYME
HAHA
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>>52950421
>scotland
>quebec
>louisiana
wtf
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>>52950416
Haha
Like this post
Would read it again
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>people only just realising that Britain is a beacon of freedom within Europe dispite all the totalitarian bullshit the tories pull
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>>52950413
I got fucking hundreds of books, which one?
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>>52950415
poor dog
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>>52950454
BRUV
THYME
AHA
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