NO 2015 GIMMICKS ALLOWED edition
crayon pop
>>52951198
rasheed
Azusa
arac
>>52951235
chinese posters out
>>52951198
good edition.
literally a terrible year for gimmicks.
I am Australian.
Cunt.
>>52951240
>>52951236
read the edition
WAZZELDEPOP
>>52951083
I haven't had a wank for the entire length of 2016.
>>52951235
>gif
fuck off
>jumping from thread to thread all day everyday
>wasting my life away
>on /brit/
JUST
Sunny has the best boobs in kpop desu.
kpop desu lads
>>52951276
this is a 2015 gimmick
charli lads
>I am Australian.
NO FUCKING 2015 GIMMICKS
>>52951198
the bridge gimmick will cross its own bridge into then new year
this year is when i make a name for myself here
should i start becoming known with an extra flag?
a tripcode and name?
should i start an easily recognisable gimmick for people to notice me?
or an interesting type of posting style?
i'll decide soon ;)
>>52951293
that's edging but no it doesn't
you are playing a dangerous game my friend
>>52951293
no, wank away but just don't cum
>>52951262
you forgot t.
>>52951274
I haven't had a wank for the entire length of the 21st century
seriously, 1998 was my last wank
>>52951322
do you reckon she has a hairy fanny
my besties desu
>>52951378
allme
>>52951378
all me
>>52951377
are they having a comeback anytime soon?
>>52951378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVQAgu364RA
>>52951378
all this guy: >>52951396
>>52951396
>>52951409
2015 gimmick, not allowed.
>>52951419
this is allowed
>>52951419
both of these posts were me
this triggers the gullible autistic mudshit
rate my new gimmick lads
basically after every post that ends in a even number but not after any odd post number, i just randomly say...
cup
what you reckon lads? will it catch on?
>>52951371
i'd never stop wanking if i saw her fanny desu
everyone who replied to that post of mine: don't ever do it again
>go downstairs to make a cup of tea
>brother as usual begins to say my name over and over again without any purpose or meaning, usually to some shitty rhythm
getting close to screaming at him
From the dinner dance night last Saturday
cup
Planning my suicide, lads
>>52951453
already done, it was after a post ending in 9 you bellend
>>52951453
cunt
>>52951449
the gullible autistic mudshit who is apparently /brit/'s favourite personality
>>52951453
seems a bit similar to the one where every post number ending in 9 gets 'asdfg' replied to it.
cup.
First brew of the year lads.
Clipper bag, one and a half sugars, little bit of whole milk, served rust-red in my favourite mug, an Alton Towers mug with a picture of me and my m8s on Nemsis when we were in Year 12.
Verdict: 9/10. refreshing, sweet, delicious, everything you could want from tea.
racism belongs in 2015
2016 is the year of tolerance
like, don't mention race at all
if you want to say "white privilege"- don't
if you want to say "stupid niggers"- just don't
you can only mention their character and personality this year. race is just NOT on.
>>52951473
>he hasn't seen her fanny
plen
>that feel when you will never have sex
>>52951561
rorke
>>52951520
>poleboo proxy votes
>>52951561
fuck off paki nigger
>>52951537
>>52951508
no this is a fresh 2016 gimmick, don't get stuck in the past grandads
I'm not enjoying the gimmicks and posts from 2016 thus far.
>>52951575
At least you will be able to do some cool magic bruv
>>52951519
asdfg
http://strawpoll.me/6421930
http://strawpoll.me/6421930
http://strawpoll.me/6421930
IMPORTANT poll lads, life or death
Is anyone else watching Billionaire Boy right now?
It might be the worst thing the BBC has ever made
And it also makes me think I could make it as an actor
>>52951449
Where and how was this image taken
>>52951580
poll had a captcha desu, nobody would be sad enough to make that many google accounts
right?
>>52951561
pakis are literally subhuman, though
eating some PEANUTS
>>52951599
asdfg
>>52951377
HYEYEON
>>52951609
asdfg
cup...
>>52951649
asdfg
>>52951572
ARSE
>>52951621
google maps
feeling slightly threatened
it literally has not stopped pissing it down all day
>>52951649
betsy
>those mongs still posting in the old thread
lol idiots
>>52951689
asdfg
.cup
>>52951580
i voted for him
poleaboo is an interesting personality yh
would i want to spend time with him? fuck no he's a psychopath paki
but as a character, he's the most intriguing lad on /brit/
>>52951649
desu m8
>>52951729
asdfg
>>52951730
he's not real you melt
>>52951614
I spent a lot of last night talking to myself in the mirror this morning and I realised that, as well as being quite handsome, I have a good emotional range.
Thinking of taking acting lessons this year.
>>52951449
I don't get it
Can't wait for trump to make America great again by giving it back to the empire, lads
>>52951729
asdfg
>>52951609
I have haha x
rat out incorporated
>Watching Billionaire Boy
>Whitest kid I've ever seen who can't act for shit
>Black kid
>Hijab kid
>Tranny dinner lady
ALL THIS DIVERSITY
anyone go on /epl/ or /trans/ anymore or is it still dead? is king, bog sim and whl still shitting it up?
>>52951798
why hun x
semtex kev
>The successful launching of a common currency in 2002, followed by the enlargement of the Union from fifteen to twenty-five member-states two years later, set the stage for the next important step in the path toward full political integration: the adoption of a European constitution. After several years of intense bargaining, a complicated draft treaty was approved by the twenty-five heads of state in the fall of 2004. It was subsequently ratified by fifteen of the twenty-five member states. But in the spring of 2005 the constitutional treaty was decisively rejected by the voters of two of the original members of the EEC, France and the Netherlands, forcing the advocates of a written constitution back to the drawing boards.
>The reasons for the French and Dutch rejections included the old fears of the loss of national identity, as well as new concerns about the loss of jobs to low-wage workers in the newly admitted countries and anxieties about terrorism associated with immigration. Whatever the motivation, the movement toward full European economic and political integration was dealt another in the long line of setbacks it had experienced since the 1950s.
>loss of national identity
>loss of jobs to low-wage workers in the newly admitted countries
>anxieties about terrorism
Haha stupid racist mongs. That would never happen, r-right lads?
>>52951730
utter spastic
>>52951545
>one and a half sugars
good luck with your diabetes you massive spaz
Lads/degenerates, what does doing a cocaine actually feel like? How long does it last? Is there a comedown?
>>52951782
if youre already good at it why take lessons?
i want to cuddle her bum tbqh
>>52951870
it feels like nails being driven through your hands and feet
>>52951782
Go for it lad. I've never done anything acting wise but i've always thought I could give it a go.
I can't sing though like most actors
Who is your favourite lads?
>want to get those adidas tracksuit bottoms everyone's wearing at the moment because they look good and comfy
>don't want to be associated with the new-grime middle class lads even though I am one
>>52951868
How is that going to give me beetus? I only have one cup a day, at most
Was there a /brit/ meetup last night
Or was it all just memeposting.
>images.duckduckgo.com
>>52951890
Literal shit, lad
>>52951246
Classic meme
back in the day? BACK IN THE DAY!? MAN THE FUCK YOU KNOW ABOUT BACK IN THE DAY!?
>>52951924
"no"
>>52951198
>>52951843
h8 myself haha banter
outlook is good lads
>>52951890
I don't want to make her cum
I just want to fuck her bum
>>52951972
>microshit
>>52951763
Me on the left
keep off the grass? KEEP OFF THE GRASS!? DO I LOOK HIGH TO YOU MOTHERFUCKER!?
>>52951918
Yes there was some random guy and poleaboo turned up but at different times to each other
>>52951910
mr nobody
>>52951954
Yes
>>52951883
Good point actually, might just get myself an agent and start bossing auditions
>>52951906
Ta lad, will mention /brit/ when I get an Oscar
>>52951910
Might be a pleb answer but Mr Tickle
>>52951499
>>52951499
Mark. Mark mark mark. Mark mark mark mark muh-marky-mark-mark
>>52951910
mr. perfect because he's pretty much me, I'm intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor
>>52951968
love yourself and life will love you back haha
>>52951954
>a yank is actually making quality posts
GAY
ANAL
RAPE
My mother was an Arab from Jordan, I was raised with no religion only celebrating Christian holidays as part of British culture. My Mum was Muslim and got into an argument with her family over an arranged marriage and left them, Fearing being honour killed she came to the UK and became secular. She hates Islam and Pakis. She doesn't even want us to accept refugees because they'll bring their culture with them. Love her desu.
>>52951614
I enjoyed that one related show that was on last year done by the same guys and filmed around the same place it looks like.
I'm trying to enjoy this one but it's very difficult. The ginger nut can't act for shit
cup
>>52952015
>humor
fuck off yank
>>52951910
>>52951890
stop posting this ugly paki
>>52952027
something on your mind lad?
>>52951999
stop it
what's your favourite porn site lads?
>>52951853
ULSTER
L
S
T
E
R
>>52952015
haha i agree m8
Going to absolutely annihilate my own arsehole with a dildo in a bit.
I touched the butt last night
I was surprised, I never thought her's was anything special but damn it was nice
>>52952051
I have reported this post to the police
>>52952083
Pics pls
>>52951870
Numb, excited but cool with it (in your head), eager, being alive feels good. Come down can be very shit. Its mostly a waste of money to be honest, but each to their own. The good stuff is often almost wet and sticky and chops into flakes before granules, cheaper stuff will have a more sugar like consistency. Don't go by smell its easy to fake it, but it should smell of pear drops.
>>52952031
I think the Jordanian royals are part British
>>52952031
fuck off paki
>>52951910
Mr Bump
>>52951910
>the only black one is called mr uppity
>>52952091
FONT
>>52952083
cornwall pls
>>52951910
mr strong because he is just like me!
NEW YEAR NEW ME
NEW YEAR NEW US
GET FUCKING TO IT LAAAAADS
>>52952079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFrgdFb0WS0
>>52952079
>mom get the camera
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope
>>52952107
No sorry, this is going to be a private thing between me and my dildo.
>>52952120
No, you fuck off, paki cunt.
>>52952031
>My mother was an Arab from Jordan
giz her number lad
>>52952163
piss off sandnigger
>>52952152
good video I enjoyed it a lot
>>52952161
At least post a pic of the dildo desu
>>52952120
Rasheed
>>52952170
ok
999
>>52952152
Aussies are quite funny Tbh
https://youtu.be/lHZ8vU9-G7Y?t=56
letterland 2bh
>>52952219
Swansea
>>52952172
me waiting at the starbucks
hello? can anyone see my post?
>>52952031
Post pic of face
I know of some half Brits/Arabs and they're practically White
>>52952249
>munching mike
The GOAT namesake
>>52952265
nope
>>52952180
sod off dunecoon
>>52952265
Nah, you hellbanned bruv
Birmingham looks like a nice place
>>52952180
>>52952120
fuck off shitskin
>>52952268
Not posting pics but I look very white, most people can't tell my Mum is an Arab. I well like a Spaniard desu.
wasted another day lads
just cannot stop procrastinating
wouldl love to fucking rag maisie
I'd go through her like the runs
don't even think she's fit Tbh
>betting on the dogs and on my 7th beer
Who degenerating here?
refusing to cook dinner desu lads
Check out my apartment, it costs me £1000/month, which is a 2/3 of my salary, b-but it's w-worth it to l-live in london!
>>52952172
me on the left
Charles
wasted another day lads
just cannot stop masturbating
>tfw oneitis lives 80 miles away
desperately need to put my willy in a member of the opposite sex
>>52952031
You're alright lad
If anybody tries to give you shit on here, tell them to fuck off back to pakistan
>>52952416
never got the appeal of cs:go
daily reminder charli xcx is not a paki
>>52952359
>Two chimps going at it
Kekidy kedks
>>52952458
good lad
>>52952359
asdfg
>tfw Charli XCX will never be your little slut
bad feel
Glad I don't live in England tbch
>>52952500
she's a half-paki
>>52952365
Unless you're pasty then chances are it's discernible to most that you're exotic
>>52952539
asdfg
>>52952447
Fab post
fucking hell lads look at the state of the olsen twins, one's alright but that one on the left is fucked
>JUST
>>52952569
>>52952559
asdfg
some people are so poor all they have is their money
>>52952500
She literally is
ugly brown paki goblin
>>52952584
I can't fap to this
>>52952584
Still would, and their younger sister is the GOAT
charli
h
a
r
l
i
>>52952584
J U S T
U
S
T
>>52952599
asdfg asdfg
>>52952482
It's pretty fun with friends but you wouldn't know about that would you
>>52952620
she may be part paki
but she is cute
>some people are so poor all they have is their money
>>52952649
asdfg
>>52952482
it's hard so u feel good when ur good at it
>>52952516
a good shag would dry up those tears
me and the gf
>>52952584
elizabeth is superior in every way
>>52952646
TTTBBBHHHHH!!!!!
>>52952670
>gif
fuck off
>>52952462
>sitting on one blokes lap meanwhile footing the other
ON THE CROSS SLAG
Poleaboo is watching EastEnders
>>52952710
sorry babe
>>52952646
>>52952701
god bless Hollywood
hey lads
>>52952776
same
will be proper gutted if mick dies iah
Can't stop shitting lads
>>52952794
fuck off
>>52952697
is that Frank Carter lmao
>>52952776
how do you know?
Wasted another day lads.
just cannot stop skating
>Wasted another day lads.
>>52952807
put a cork in you're arse
>>52952815
He's sucking his cock
>>52952794
asdfg
>>52952359
Me on the right
>>52952852
used the wrong your. fuck i am an idiot
>>52952815
He texted me
>>52952801
I sympathise more with Deano
>>52952828
better than sitting on the computer lad
>>52952697
Whenshedoesn'ttellyoushe'sontherag.jpg
Mum just told me to go to bed and put my copy of the Financial Times away, stupid bitch doesn't understand what it's like to be a financial genius
>Oxford, Theroux just about got it
thoughts?
black gf 2016 lads
>>52952961
none currently
might do a think though
