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Literal perfection
cara
quite fucking cold
ate too many peanuts lads :^\
crayon pop
>>52954636
she's pretty but she's a bitch
kpop desu lads
>>52954681
you're just a bitch desu cara 1 you 0
>>52954671
Asuka is better!
>Thread edition is a White woman
Good lad
>>52954624
Brits or Murricans, how can you translate this? (Assuming that you don't know the original language)
>Pro Deo amur et pro Christian poblo et nostro commun salvament, d’ist di en avant, in quant Deus savir et podir me dunat, si salvarai eo cist meon fradre Karlo, et in aiudha et in cadhuna cosa…
Just smashed out 28 pullups (across sets though, not consecutively).
>2015+1
>not being able to pull yourself up
What would you do if you fell down a shoulder-height hole? Just die down there I suppose.
Haha lads remember this?
The Janitor
>>52954689
>using 2015 gimmicks/memes
>>52954681
How do you know lad?
>>52954721
google translate
>>52954735
kinda
was that the shit meme from last year?
almost forgot about it
Rare video of me:
https://youtu.be/Jkm2U6N41PM
>>52954720
>>52954617
>Why yes, I do suffer from an autism spectrum disorder
Early desu
>>52954735
is that Kev "prod smasher" Boyle?
>>52954721
why the fuck are you asking us?
Is that her bra
>>52954718
fug off nadsi
bf is having a bath lads
sup fellow sub-normies
who else had sex last night?
yeahhhhhh bwoi
>>52954801
go join him
order 66, about to execute it
>republicans appropriating out gimmicks
I've never had a lactation fetish before but now that I think about it it sounds like the best thing ever
Gimmick
>>52954765
Oh cool, here's me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXqPYte8tvc
>>52954829
deets
talking to my ex lads hahaha
Literal perfection
>>52954838
he lives in buckinghamshire
>>52954785
>Tfw ywn feel up an easy chav bird while you wait in the que at the chippy
Why live?
not a fan of this new janny to be desu
>>52954829
shag her for a good 2 hours did you?
>>52954861
its the worst desu
>>52954854
Milena Velba
>>52954721
>Russians trying to be smart by posting shit
just found out im gay lads
>>52954735
keep 2015 memes where they belong m8
>>52954925
text me hun ok xx
>>52954879
Hyoyeon, Sooyoung and Jessica are mingers
>tfw you will never enlist in the Korean Navy, rise up to the rank of captain, and command a small vessel with crewed by these dedicated sailors around the Pacific making hit and run strikes on North Korean and Nippon shipping
>>52954854
Fuck off Ireland
>>52954925
bit bent desu
>>52954008
Some lads lashed out at the gook spammers and it was like anudda hiroshima
The gook spammers revealed themselves as pakis by claiming that White women are ugly whores and that Asian women are more attractive and humble
They were swiftly dealt a verbal beat down and the rest of the thread was devoted to appreciating White women
>>52954925
who broke the news?
>>52954966
rude
>>52954829
keep moving, quavers
>>52954972
do you imagine arguments in the threads as wars?
autism
Azusa
>>52954972
Based
>>52954972
Rorke
>>52954925
How did you find out?
slags don't know they're beautifal
>>52954925
good lad
>>52954861
>>52954901
FONT
>>52954925
pls b in cornwall x
Zeit für Anschluss!
>>52954972
when did this happen?
>>52954972
>tfw i was the autist who kept attacking them
>mfw they actually said alien poo-coloured asian eyes were better than pure european eyes
>>52954727
>Just die down there I suppose
yeah sounds good
>>52954972
Rorke
>current top post on reddit is an album of drunk slags and lads out last night
Sunny
literal perfection
Is this the kpop thread?
>>52955001
Go back to dying of famine
Sandman, I'm so alone
don't have nobody to call my own
haha i absolutely btfo some people on the internet!
OMFG STOP POSTING OLD 2015 GIMMICKS ITS 2016 NOW GROW UP FFS
>>52955070
>bewbz
>>52955084
ktf desu
>>52955080
nah I'm alright
>>52955063
all of 2015 was leading towards brits becoming more prominent
this year will be the culmination of that lead up
we go /MEME VIRAL/ internationally this year
hot out
>>52954756
>>52954794
No, I want to know how you, the native speakers, can translate this. I think, that even if you don't know french, you can understand at least some of these words, or the general meaning of sentence. Like in a slavic languages.
>>52955071
thats my cum on her skirt
Christ this thread is moving fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZvAvNJL-gE
I can't wait for this man to become Prime Minister and piss all you toffs off.
i wanna be a lad
i wanna have a wank
then i'll do a poo
then wank again
wank again
>>52955071
literally looks like Jo Brand lmao
Literal perfection.
anybody watching sherlock?
>>52954956
You take that back lad.
Sooyoung was my first bias
>made an order on Ann Summers because of a glitch at the checkout
>they haven't cancelled it yet
Hope they don't honour it. I don't want to have to explain to my mum why I bought something from Ann fucking Summers
>>52955014
Rasheed
>>52954972
What's ironic is that the pakis spend thousands of dollars on extensive surgery to try and make themselves look like us... yet not a single one of these ugly gooks could EVER pass as a native European anywhere.
>>52955114
it's something to do with religion/god
Literal perfection.
http://strawpoll.me/6422690
http://strawpoll.me/6422690
http://strawpoll.me/6422690
http://strawpoll.me/6422690
http://strawpoll.me/6422690
>>52955114
kys
>not wanting to hold trixie's hand
cup
>>52954972
Good lads, teach those yellow rodents that they're not welcome here and never will be.
Alri
>>52955177
all me
>>52955154
honestly forgot it was a thing
>>52955164
>£7.20 for a knockoff tenga cup
wew lad
@52955219
awful gimmick
you'll look back on this shorty and cringe
Why is the thread so slow?
>>52955177
>literally who
>>52955047
2 days ago
>>52954972
m8 90% of the anime/chink spammers are pakis and also queer
>>52955159
Na you're alright, the lanky slag can fuck off desu
>>52955107
Shit > Ireland
>>52955133
mate have you ever spoken to an old person?
they fucking despise jez
and trust me, old people are going to be the biggest voters the same as they are every election
tories will win massively, ukip numbers will rise a bit though they'll probably not gain any seats, maybe even lose clacton, libdems will stay shit, green party will be pretty much exterminated and labour will see its worst defeat in decades.
>>52954972
>>52954972
Was it the Kyary fag and the other nippon posters??
We connoisseurs of fine Korean women would never do that desu.
>>52955258
>he isn't in the extra flags secret club
>>52955114
>Like in a slavic languages.
don't assume western Euro languages are like eastern. English is barely Latin.
cup.
@52955251
just needs to be forced more
>>52955260
don't remember it desu
>>52955164
>""""""glitch at the checkout""""" in Anne Summers, a shop famous for women's lingerie, causes a highly specific order of MALE sex toys to be sent to you, a male
Honestly m8, who do you think you are fooling? There's nowt wrong with enjoying your bum, stop being so bashful about it.
reminder that azusa LOVES pakis
anybody fancy a pint?
>>52955164
>not buying rampant rabbit
you gay son?
>>52955316
hnnnnng
Liking the Crayon posting. Didn't like barbarbar but rarirurero or whatever was a banger.
asked my mate dave if he'd heard of the patriarchy today
he hadn't
tory cunt
Starved North Korean > South Korean
>>52955315
mugi*
oops lads wew made a bad typo there
>>52955177
that bent twat didn't invent the asdfg meme
>>52955297
>downloading a botnet
>>52955314
there is a glitch, look at the discount
all I paid was for delivery
>>52955339
bet he's racist as well
>>52955316
if you're the sort of person who uses the suffix "-body" rather than "-one", then no thank you
pleb
>>52955331
SHORT
>>52955315
You wish, Rasheed
>>52955354
i know but he posts it a lot
>>52955296
No it wasn't you fucking dog muncher
>>52955372
whats this now
>>52955354
true
helping to revive it, it's a good'un
>>52955390
only started posting it yesterday tbqh
>sissy brit boys
>>52955347
Starved gooks> Nippon shit land
>>52955351
this is NOT me
a typo was NOT made
>>52955409
>only started posting it yesterday tbqh
>started
'no'
>>52955409
asdfg has had it's day, let my super hot cup meme have a go
>>52955048
>c-c-chinky asian eyes are beautiful! White whores are ugly sluts!
Okay Rasheed, that must be why so many asians get surgery to make their eyes less narrow, right?
Lmao
>>52955338
Top lad
daily reminder that you cannot force memes even if you spam it every day
you have to let them grown and develop over time naturally
>>52955296
>the Kyary fag
why do you treat us in such a hostile manner
>>52955439
asdfg
taking my wife's son fishing today
>>52955456
(not true, by the way)
>>52955418
>cucked yanks
>>52955456
>t. trying to force the "gimmicks grow and develop naturally over time" gimmick
>>52955451
think you misunderstood me m8, i was saying asians look like dogs
>>52955456
>he's never spent any decent amount of time on /tv/
cup
>>52955477
Get cucked, cunt
>>52955477
Taking my wife's boyfriend to the movies today
>>52955511
shit board
>>52955261
No shit, anime faggots are always going on about how Japanese culture is sooooooo much better than Western
STOP USING 2015 GIMMICKS FFS
>>52955541
honestly sounds comfy
>tfw no bro to casually hang out with after he fucks your wife
>trying to force the "stop using 2015 gimmicks" gimmick
taking my wife's daughter to the sexual health clinic tomorrow
>>52955552
good memes though
actual shit board - /mu/
>>52955570
rasheed
>>52955506
you misunderstood me m8, I was making fun of the gooks
>>52955599
asdfg
>trying to force the "trying to force" gimmick
>tfw no Abdul bf
Might watch this Sherlock thing on BBC1 even though I hate Benedict Memepatch
>>52955613
lovely conversation xox
>Remember that argument I won on a Taiwanese kpop image board
hi
>>52955597
No you're just in the wrong threads
>>52955570
>walks towards you
I feel a sense of success and pride because I said some mean things on the internet and I won!
>>52955152
Daisy Ridley is more attractive than every single east asian.
business idea: quit my high paying white collar job to work at maccas
I think 2016 will be the death of /brit/ Tbh we're all becoming so gimmick obsessed, every post will be 'gimmick'. I think by summer this year /brit/ will be /s4s/ 2.0
>>52955652
alri cutie
Did the Manchester meet happen yesterday?
Is this Sherlock on now? This Victorian show
It actually makes me laugh when people here act tough. I'm 6'2 and a black belt in BJJ. I could literally knock out any one of you within fifteen seconds.
Maybe show a bit more respect when replying to my posts in future.
My doctoral thesis in Tuba dynamics
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450539491104.webm
>>52955682
yeh but it was a ruse and only ribena turned up, the stupid gullible mudshit
cup.
Woke up with my boxers glued to my leg with cum. Mustve jizzed my pants last night. Strange.
>Sherlock on BBC
>set in the past
>numerous black and ethnic characters sprinkled into the cast to meet quotas with no attention ever brought to their skin colours
Thank you Mr Shekelberg! I can feel the equality enriching me!
>>52955729
asdfg
>>52955650
Rasheed
Going to visit Philadelphia and ride on the Septa lads.
>tfw bomber jackets are played out now
>only type of jacket I have
>>52955712
*bows down in respect*
>>52955729
it's called a wet dream you ninny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTddBiNEPPw
>Did the Manchester meet happen yesterday?
>>52955709
Thought it was because the Sky guide said "Started" under Sherlock. Feel like a mug now.
who /dangerousmeme/ here
>>52955712
your mum's got a black belt in BJJs too haha
bobbies
>Fording the forcing meme
>>52955681
So this guy just posts "hi" and he gets a (You), while I post a passionate defence of Korean females plus how they are more beautiful than western females yet I get nothing
This fucking stinks
>>52955748
All jewish names must now have at least one paki quality in them
It's now "Pakiberg" or "Pakiwitz"
Asians are ugly!!!
>forcing the misspelling forcing gimmick
How was your NYE lads?
Mine started off pretty shit because I had to work all night in a bar instead of getting drunk, and I've been depressed for a little over two years now. Improved when I was serving one of my friends, and as I turned away to make the drinks someone asked him about me and he said "Oh that's anon, everyone loves him". Made me feel a bit better 2bh.
Remember that gimmick where we would deliberately reply to the wrong post?
>I think 2016 will be the death of /brit/ Tbh we're all becoming so gimmick obsessed, every post will be 'gimmick'. I think by summer this year /brit/ will be /s4s/ 2.0
>How was your NYE lads?
>le high functioning sociopath xDDD
>>52955878
awful gimmick iah
>>52955878
No I don't
>>52955878
FONT
>>52955878
That gimmick was stupid
>i enjoy east asian popular music for some inexplicable reason
>>Rasheed
>>52955784
Can watch this only as an embed for some reason. Ignore post.
>>52955878
He knew you were listening. Very clever and shrewd.
>>52955748
Ugh I hate this too
I don't mind diversity, but not when it shits all over basic logic. Just think, in 10 years time black people could play European kings and nobles in films.
>when a black person complains about there being no black people in LoTR or The Witcher, etc
This is our history you silly coons, you can't just write yourself into it because you think it's cool
>>52955908
>>52955911
>>52955912
>>52955924
ahh excellent
>>52955943
underage
watching the Sherlock special lads
reckon it will be shit
what is iah
>I spam pictures of Korean pop singers on the British general of an online image board, because I believe that British men should be forced to appreciate that Asian women are far superior to European harlots in both aesthetic beauty and character.
>other people's tastes an opinions offend me for some reason
>watching the Sherlock special lads
@every post ITT
>Forcing
>>52955954
all me
>>52955977
Hello Reddit!
>watching the Sherlock special lads
>>52955977
in all honesty
>no trixie gf
might play some ck2
got all the DLCs, who should i start as
cup
>There are 47 posters in this thread.
Reminder that there are literally about 100 /brit/ regulars tops.
I probably interact with some of you more than anyone in my real life outside work.
>>52955987
>>52955927
haha those gookposters are getting absolutely btfo!!
bet they will be too scared to show their faces anymore!
bet they are pakis too!!
>>52955999
asdfg asdfg asdfg
>>52956008
Oh
silly me
>>52956039
GBR
Alright lads. anyone here went to Korea before? Proper wanna go, I know they hate white people, but I reckon I'd do alright desu. Besides I'd just twat the little gooks if they got mouthy, so yeah basically does anyone have any advice of how to pull birds over there? Cheers
>I spam fedora pictures to disagree with people on a Tibetan image scroll
>>52956039
Wales
>got all the DLCs
What will lefties do when they realise their beloved NHS is incompatible with importing thousands of migr- 'refugees'
>>52956057
>liking gooks
rasheed
>>52956050
fuck off gookposter
>>52955878
I went to the woods and made a big fire and got stoned/drunk alone while listening to music and stuff
Was pretty comfy at first but then I got really paranoid and went back home
>Three are degenerates
>in /brit/
>RIGHT NOW
>that love shoving dildos up their ass
fucking disgusting t b h f a m
just been watching worlds strongest man
>>52956084
Mental gymnastics, like they always have
Might by a katana lads
willy willy willy
Started saying 'desu', 'baka' and 'senpai' irl, it's my new irl gimmick.
>attempt a wank
>hand is freezing cold
kill me
>>52956106
>ass
fuck off yank
>>52956095
yeah fuck off gookposters!!
>>52956106
yes hello
>>52956107
me too lad that logpress was insane
>>52956049
>100 /brit/ regulars tops
more like 15 lol
>>52956084
Are you a literal spastic?
The NHS is fucked because of the strain of our ageing population. Migration of working age people is the only thing that's propping it up.
We've only taken a tiny number of refugees in any case. You are delusional.
>it's an autistic man solves crimes episode
>Alright lads. anyone here went to Korea before? Proper wanna go, I know they hate white people, but I reckon I'd do alright desu. Besides I'd just twat the little gooks if they got mouthy, so yeah basically does anyone have any advice of how to pull birds over there? Cheers
>fuck off gookposter
>>52956057
gooks never get mouthy to whites. gooks idolise us. in china people wanted pictures with me and i'm a 4/10, only 5'11".
>>52956084
>>52956118
Bizarro Owen
>>52956107
Was based Jimbo hosting?
Did he whipout as many puns as possible?
Love that man to death.
>>52956149
>not getting a banter hand one
>>52956107
Nothing gay about watching big muscular guys lift heavy objects la'
>>52956169
Rasheed
>>52956164
all me and my variety of guises
>>52956193
I would if they did one lad
>>52955955
can't be bothered making an account
>he's a fedoraposter on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his job very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power and control he will have in his pathetic life
>he replies to posts he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he replies to posts he doesn't like because the interfere with the large backlog of Chinese girl cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parents' house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides porridge in a microwave
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
>>52956187
me on the right (in the draw)
>>52956219
>2015+1
>not having a botnet account
>>52956183
>people wanted pictures with me
Why? Just because you were white?
>>he's a fedoraposter on the internet
>>on an anime imageboard
>>he does it for free
>>he takes his job very seriously
>>he does it because it is the only amount of power and control he will have in his pathetic life
>>he replies to posts he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>>he replies to posts he doesn't like because the interfere with the large backlog of Chinese girl cartoons he still has to watch
>>he will never have a real job
>>he will never move out of his parents' house
>>he will never be at a healthy weight
>>he will never know how to cook anything besides porridge in a microwave
>>he will never have a girlfriend
>>he will never have any friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YypaxA2Gwg
ONLY 00s kids will get this, (TbhUponHim)
>gooks never get mouthy to whites. gooks idolise us. in china people wanted pictures with me and i'm a 4/10, only 5'11".
got a small willy lads
http://strawpoll.me/6422909
http://strawpoll.me/6422909
http://strawpoll.me/6422909
http://strawpoll.me/6422909
http://strawpoll.me/6422909
>>52956213
>2016
>not commissioning a bespoke rubber banter hand dildo
this is my life now
asked my "mate" dean if he'd heard of heteronormativity today
he hadn't
tory cunt
>gooks never get mouthy to whites. gooks idolise us. in china people wanted pictures with me and i'm a 4/10, only 5'11".
>it's a fedoraposter gets triggered by copypasta episode
>>52956187
THONG
>>52956191
yes along with charlie webster who is easy on the eyes i might say
danny wallace was crap on commentary
>>52956321
very autistic but also very useful
Ate a full pizza, ships and half a block of cheese too quickly and now I feel sick
>>52956321
doing a wanking log myself haha what am I like
asked my "mate" dean if he reads the daily mail today
he does
bloody racist
>>52956149
what the fuck is the matter with you
>>52956349
asdfg
>>52956358
t. fat cunt
>>52956321
Why would you need to put showering on a spreadsheet?
What's the cream?
anyone wanna cuddle?
>>52956321
quite jealous Tbh
>>52956056
you can't start as Great Britain in feudal medieval europe
>>52956077
that was my last campaign tbqh, i managed to build up an Empire and inherited the thrones of England and Wales and conquered Ireland but couldn't manage to get a casus belli on Scotland ffs
>I don't have a folder full of fedora pictures on my HDD
>>52956382
to remind myself to take showers
fucibet cream, I have really bad psoriasis
Wew look at this camera trickery
>>52956183
I'm 6'3 and often get told I look like a young Alain Delon (feels good lad). I only want to go over there to satisfy a small urge and have an ego boost desu
>>52956428
FONT
>it's a teenage girls in short skirts shake their arses suggestively while singing about being pure and innocent music video.
>>52956374
>being phased by the sight of sex toys
Grow up m8
>>52956422
Amazing that lad
>>52956321
can you upload that somewhere pls FaM
t. autist
Gimmick Idea: Post literally anything repeatedly
>>52956262
Yes. Beijing is full of tourists from rural china who have never seen a non-chinese IRL. I was with a blonde girl and she literally had people queuing for photos with her in tiananmen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R-_MSxNsXE
>>52956360
be sure to post it in monthy intervals x
>>52956405
i have 54 fedora images
>>52956484
people might bully me for it
>>52956480
Yes, that is what makes a gimmick
>>52956480
well it works for Australians when they want to force memes
see:
>Canada
>India
>Portugal
>>52956480
Literally anything
>>52956480
Gimmick Idea: Post literally anything repeatedly
>>52956428
what kind of bender knows who Alain Delon? I reckon its just you who tells you that you big twat.
>>52956321
>no wanking or shitting column
>>52956498
pathetic
>>52956480
Yes, that is what makes a gimmick
>>52956457
im perfectly fine with sex toys la, but the queer shoves them UP HIS OWN ASS
>>52956457
>phased
>Not knowing how to spell 'fazed'
Good one.
>1820-30, Americanism
Fuck off Yank
>>52956502
no we won't
depending on how good it is it could become /GOTY2016/
literally anything
>2016
>not investing in the 'forcing' meme before it explodes
All aboard the gravy train lads
>>52956428
Tianamen Square on a weekend in summer mate
Literally anything
>>52956533
>the queer
It's me lad. Have you never tried using anal toys?
>>52956555
autism
>>52956523
hmm ah yes very good
>>52956533
>ASS
fuck off yank
>>52956555
this post won't phaze me
Literally anything
>>52956466
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qsLtTYwsTmnZRhlxBCPTabO-Xf66xh-wGHuQhzmonDc/edit?usp=sharing
I think that's it
>>52956601
>It's me lad. Have you never tried using anal toys?
I'm not a faggot so can't say that I have thanks.
>>52956663
virus do not click
>>52956666
So how can you be against it? Don't knock it until you try it.
You realise I don't just do it out of boredom? It feels good mate
>>52956714
Can confirm.
>>52956533
And that affects your life how? get over yourself
need a willy in me
>>52956751
i volunteer for this task
can you imagine how different it must be being a girl on social media
random strangers are messaging you and giving you attention
your notifications will NEVER be empty
you're not expected to send the first message, and there'll always be someone who wants to talk to you
fuck it must be nice
>>52956721
What part of ''I'm not a faggot'' did you not understand?
Why is there a woman with a moustache lads
>>52956751
Kent?
>>52956798
ITS [CURRENT YEAR]
>>52956817
close
>>52956428
>t. 6'1" tall and really looks nothing like Alain Delon
just purchased hoi3 + all dlc and civ5 + all dlc in the steam sale t.bh lads. Thinking about buying war in the east next
>i will never be her bike seat
>>52956798
don't know lad
>>52956844
Dont ever reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread
>>52956791
You can enjoy putting things in your bum and not be attracted to the same sex, which is the definition of gay.
It's the feeling, It's just a sensory experience. Stop being so immature.
i got a little condo down in lodnon, only cost me £100,000,000
5* accommodation
>>52956853
me on the left
you can't force gimmicks
you have to let them grow naturally
>>52956893
like a tree
/brit/ is the soil
we are the seeds
our posts are the gimmicks
it's beautifull really when you think about it
>>52956884
>condo
FOY
>>52956893
my dick grew naturally in your mums hairy arsehole last night faggot
>2016
>using artificially produced gimmicks
Only the finest free range gimmicks for me desu
>>52956848
Endless space is pretty decent + cheap
>>52956884
>it is more expensive to live in places that matter than places that don't matter
colour me shocked
>>52956884
where is lodnon?
>>52956948
so why is living in cornwall so expensive
>>52956931
You fucking cunt how dare you
Her arsehole isn't hairy
>>52956879
Yes, because sticking a fist dildo up your arse is real mature.
>>52956879
is the fist full size? seems a bit painful 2bh
>>52956514
I didn't even know who he was until I was told you fucking shitpiece
>>52957030
he's a big guy
>>52957033
sure mate whatever. loser.
>>52955673
>liking a 5ft tall forehead and donkey teeth
God Americans are so fucking ignorant it's insane, the UK had a 30 year long civil war that only ended in the 1990's, there was a genocide of Muslims in the Balkans in the 90's, there is a war in the Ukraine right now. Nationalism is on the rise all over Europe. Europeans are not as soft as Americans and not as easily controlled by propaganda, the multicultural propaganda that works so well in the US doesn't fly which is why cuckold porn is so massive in the US but not in Europe. France has already expelled the Gypsies despite criticism. So to hear a country where white births are a literal minority which elected a black man twice act like they know how to handle ethnics is hilarious.
FIGHT CRIME
>>52956999
It is, because to enjoy that feeling you have to have had multiple uses of many different toys over a long period of time. Calling someone a 'faggot' over and over is immature.
>>52957030
It's smaller than mine, so if you clench your fist it's probably smaller also.
As I said above it's not painful if you've used toys properly for a while and warmed up well.
need a philomena cunk gf
The most working class proper northern lad I know just came out as gay.
Madness, did not expect that
It's like Sean Bean being a bender
>>52957068
FOR
YOU
XD
>God Americans are so fucking ignorant it's insane, the UK had a 30 year long civil war that only ended in the 1990's, there was a genocide of Muslims in the Balkans in the 90's, there is a war in the Ukraine right now. Nationalism is on the rise all over Europe. Europeans are not as soft as Americans and not as easily controlled by propaganda, the multicultural propaganda that works so well in the US doesn't fly which is why cuckold porn is so massive in the US but not in Europe. France has already expelled the Gypsies despite criticism. So to hear a country where white births are a literal minority which elected a black man twice act like they know how to handle ethnics is hilarious.
>>52957122
She is the only female comedian that consistently makes me laugh
>>52957122
fuck no
northern leftists are so fucking insufferable
>>52957097
>/pol/: the post
>>52957166
there are no tories in the north mate
>>52957166
suck my willy
>>52957122
why is the earth's hair such a funny colour?
remember to lead moral lives lads
just fyi lads the heston blumenthal mince pies at waitrose are fucking god-above-gods tier delicious
literally perfection
me on the right
lads if you're bored, watch Sherlock, it's laughably atrocious
>>52957158
found the idiot.
>>52957195
morals don't exist
>>52957195
I already do
i dont drink alcohol
i dont take drugs
i dont eat pork
i go to mosque every day
made a new thread but i'm not going to link it
you'll have to find it yourselves
OH AH LEY AH
RICKI TICKI TUMBA
OH AH LEY BALEY WAH BALEY WEY
need a spanking lads
I'm not American. I'm referring to how the Nazis are always blamed for war crimes and yet the allies committed atrocities just as bad. He was talking about violence and stupidity but the Allies were just as culpable.
>>52957239
Name another consistently good female comedian
>>52957262
HE HAD YOU
>>52957248
what's this from lad
>>52957166
>Northern Leftists
Forgive them, they know not what they do
The left promised them mines and bennies, and the head of Thatcher but they were all decieved. Under the surface the left plots more sinister things.
Turned BBC2 on and it's just a live stream of the front page of reddit. Weird.
>>52957292
didn't even make one lmao i was bantering
>>52957237
Surprised they haven't tried to shove a paki in one of the lead roles for muh diversity n shiet
>that one dream where you have a gf and everything is great
>janny
>>52957288
I can't name one desu
>>52957033
>often get told I look like a young Alain Delon
>often get told
Yeah sure you do lad, maybe your auntie did one time lmao
>>52957324
it's pretty funny, there's literally a woman with a moustache in it
>>52957288
women aren't funny
Currently got an ad for used horse saddles at the bottom of the page. That's a new one.
>>52957293
http://www.wigantoday.net/news/local/batman-joins-fight-against-crime-in-platt-bridge-1-7647544
>>52957366
>hahaha I'm from pakistan! I'm so quirky haha
>pakistani families do this, isn't it funny and silly haha?
Good morning lads.
Going to look out for some Jun suzuki merchandise today (my waifu).
