Literal perfection
cara
quite fucking cold
ate too many peanuts lads :^\
crayon pop
>>52954636
she's pretty but she's a bitch
kpop desu lads
>>52954681
you're just a bitch desu cara 1 you 0
>>52954671
Asuka is better!
>Thread edition is a White woman
Good lad
>>52954624
Brits or Murricans, how can you translate this? (Assuming that you don't know the original language)
>Pro Deo amur et pro Christian poblo et nostro commun salvament, d’ist di en avant, in quant Deus savir et podir me dunat, si salvarai eo cist meon fradre Karlo, et in aiudha et in cadhuna cosa…
Just smashed out 28 pullups (across sets though, not consecutively).
>2015+1
>not being able to pull yourself up
What would you do if you fell down a shoulder-height hole? Just die down there I suppose.
Haha lads remember this?
The Janitor
>>52954689
>using 2015 gimmicks/memes
>>52954681
How do you know lad?
>>52954721
google translate
>>52954735
kinda
was that the shit meme from last year?
almost forgot about it
Rare video of me:
https://youtu.be/Jkm2U6N41PM
>>52954720
>>52954617
>Why yes, I do suffer from an autism spectrum disorder
Early desu
>>52954735
is that Kev "prod smasher" Boyle?
>>52954721
why the fuck are you asking us?
Is that her bra
>>52954718
fug off nadsi
bf is having a bath lads
sup fellow sub-normies
who else had sex last night?
yeahhhhhh bwoi
>>52954801
go join him
order 66, about to execute it
>republicans appropriating out gimmicks
I've never had a lactation fetish before but now that I think about it it sounds like the best thing ever
Gimmick
>>52954765
Oh cool, here's me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXqPYte8tvc
>>52954829
deets
talking to my ex lads hahaha
Literal perfection
>>52954838
he lives in buckinghamshire
>>52954785
>Tfw ywn feel up an easy chav bird while you wait in the que at the chippy
Why live?
not a fan of this new janny to be desu
>>52954829
shag her for a good 2 hours did you?
>>52954861
its the worst desu
>>52954854
Milena Velba
>>52954721
>Russians trying to be smart by posting shit
just found out im gay lads
>>52954735
keep 2015 memes where they belong m8
>>52954925
text me hun ok xx
>>52954879
Hyoyeon, Sooyoung and Jessica are mingers
>tfw you will never enlist in the Korean Navy, rise up to the rank of captain, and command a small vessel with crewed by these dedicated sailors around the Pacific making hit and run strikes on North Korean and Nippon shipping
>>52954854
Fuck off Ireland
>>52954925
bit bent desu
>>52954008
Some lads lashed out at the gook spammers and it was like anudda hiroshima
The gook spammers revealed themselves as pakis by claiming that White women are ugly whores and that Asian women are more attractive and humble
They were swiftly dealt a verbal beat down and the rest of the thread was devoted to appreciating White women
>>52954925
who broke the news?
>>52954966
rude
>>52954829
keep moving, quavers
>>52954972
do you imagine arguments in the threads as wars?
autism
Azusa
>>52954972
Based
>>52954972
Rorke
>>52954925
How did you find out?
slags don't know they're beautifal
>>52954925
good lad
>>52954861
>>52954901
FONT
>>52954925
pls b in cornwall x
Zeit für Anschluss!
>>52954972
when did this happen?
>>52954972
>tfw i was the autist who kept attacking them
>mfw they actually said alien poo-coloured asian eyes were better than pure european eyes
>>52954727
>Just die down there I suppose
yeah sounds good
>>52954972
Rorke
>current top post on reddit is an album of drunk slags and lads out last night
Sunny
literal perfection
Is this the kpop thread?
>>52955001
Go back to dying of famine
Sandman, I'm so alone
don't have nobody to call my own
haha i absolutely btfo some people on the internet!
OMFG STOP POSTING OLD 2015 GIMMICKS ITS 2016 NOW GROW UP FFS
>>52955070
>bewbz
>>52955084
ktf desu
>>52955080
nah I'm alright
>>52955063
all of 2015 was leading towards brits becoming more prominent
this year will be the culmination of that lead up
we go /MEME VIRAL/ internationally this year
hot out
>>52954756
>>52954794
No, I want to know how you, the native speakers, can translate this. I think, that even if you don't know french, you can understand at least some of these words, or the general meaning of sentence. Like in a slavic languages.
>>52955071
thats my cum on her skirt
Christ this thread is moving fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZvAvNJL-gE
I can't wait for this man to become Prime Minister and piss all you toffs off.
i wanna be a lad
i wanna have a wank
then i'll do a poo
then wank again
wank again
>>52955071
literally looks like Jo Brand lmao
Literal perfection.
>>52955073
>>52955071
>>52955070
>>52954964
>>52954879
>>52954636
>>52954689
>>52954678
>>52954741
spoiler those hogs
anybody watching sherlock?
>>52954956
You take that back lad.
Sooyoung was my first bias
>made an order on Ann Summers because of a glitch at the checkout
>they haven't cancelled it yet
Hope they don't honour it. I don't want to have to explain to my mum why I bought something from Ann fucking Summers
>>52955014
Rasheed
>>52954972
What's ironic is that the pakis spend thousands of dollars on extensive surgery to try and make themselves look like us... yet not a single one of these ugly gooks could EVER pass as a native European anywhere.
>>52955114
it's something to do with religion/god
Literal perfection.
http://strawpoll.me/6422690
http://strawpoll.me/6422690
http://strawpoll.me/6422690
http://strawpoll.me/6422690
http://strawpoll.me/6422690
>>52955114
kys
>not wanting to hold trixie's hand
cup
>>52954972
Good lads, teach those yellow rodents that they're not welcome here and never will be.
Alri
>>52955177
all me
>>52955154
honestly forgot it was a thing
>>52955164
>£7.20 for a knockoff tenga cup
wew lad
@52955219
awful gimmick
you'll look back on this shorty and cringe
Why is the thread so slow?
>>52955177
>literally who
>>52955047
2 days ago
>>52954972
m8 90% of the anime/chink spammers are pakis and also queer
>>52955159
Na you're alright, the lanky slag can fuck off desu
>>52955107
Shit > Ireland
>>52955133
mate have you ever spoken to an old person?
they fucking despise jez
and trust me, old people are going to be the biggest voters the same as they are every election
tories will win massively, ukip numbers will rise a bit though they'll probably not gain any seats, maybe even lose clacton, libdems will stay shit, green party will be pretty much exterminated and labour will see its worst defeat in decades.
>>52954972
>>52954972
Was it the Kyary fag and the other nippon posters??
We connoisseurs of fine Korean women would never do that desu.
>>52955258
>he isn't in the extra flags secret club
>>52955114
>Like in a slavic languages.
don't assume western Euro languages are like eastern. English is barely Latin.
cup.
@52955251
just needs to be forced more
>>52955260
don't remember it desu
>>52955164
>""""""glitch at the checkout""""" in Anne Summers, a shop famous for women's lingerie, causes a highly specific order of MALE sex toys to be sent to you, a male
Honestly m8, who do you think you are fooling? There's nowt wrong with enjoying your bum, stop being so bashful about it.
reminder that azusa LOVES pakis
anybody fancy a pint?
>>52955164
>not buying rampant rabbit
you gay son?
>>52955316
hnnnnng
Liking the Crayon posting. Didn't like barbarbar but rarirurero or whatever was a banger.
asked my mate dave if he'd heard of the patriarchy today
he hadn't
tory cunt
Starved North Korean > South Korean
>>52955315
mugi*
oops lads wew made a bad typo there
>>52955177
that bent twat didn't invent the asdfg meme
>>52955297
>downloading a botnet
>>52955314
there is a glitch, look at the discount
all I paid was for delivery
>>52955339
bet he's racist as well
>>52955316
if you're the sort of person who uses the suffix "-body" rather than "-one", then no thank you
pleb
>>52955331
SHORT
>>52955315
You wish, Rasheed
>>52955354
i know but he posts it a lot
>>52955296
No it wasn't you fucking dog muncher
>>52955372
whats this now
>>52955354
true
helping to revive it, it's a good'un
>>52955390
only started posting it yesterday tbqh
>sissy brit boys
>>52955347
Starved gooks> Nippon shit land
>>52955351
this is NOT me
a typo was NOT made
>>52955409
>only started posting it yesterday tbqh
>started
'no'
>>52955409
asdfg has had it's day, let my super hot cup meme have a go
>>52955048
>c-c-chinky asian eyes are beautiful! White whores are ugly sluts!
Okay Rasheed, that must be why so many asians get surgery to make their eyes less narrow, right?
Lmao
>>52955338
Top lad
daily reminder that you cannot force memes even if you spam it every day
you have to let them grown and develop over time naturally
>>52955296
>the Kyary fag
why do you treat us in such a hostile manner
>>52955439
asdfg
taking my wife's son fishing today
>>52955456
(not true, by the way)
>>52955418
>cucked yanks
>>52955456
>t. trying to force the "gimmicks grow and develop naturally over time" gimmick
>>52955451
think you misunderstood me m8, i was saying asians look like dogs
>>52955456
>he's never spent any decent amount of time on /tv/
cup
>>52955477
Get cucked, cunt
>>52955477
Taking my wife's boyfriend to the movies today
>>52955511
shit board
>>52955261
No shit, anime faggots are always going on about how Japanese culture is sooooooo much better than Western
STOP USING 2015 GIMMICKS FFS
>>52955541
honestly sounds comfy
>tfw no bro to casually hang out with after he fucks your wife
>trying to force the "stop using 2015 gimmicks" gimmick
taking my wife's daughter to the sexual health clinic tomorrow
>>52955552
good memes though
actual shit board - /mu/
>>52955570
rasheed
>>52955506
you misunderstood me m8, I was making fun of the gooks
>>52955599
asdfg
>trying to force the "trying to force" gimmick
>tfw no Abdul bf
Might watch this Sherlock thing on BBC1 even though I hate Benedict Memepatch
>>52955613
lovely conversation xox
>Remember that argument I won on a Taiwanese kpop image board
hi
>>52955597
No you're just in the wrong threads
>>52955570
>walks towards you
I feel a sense of success and pride because I said some mean things on the internet and I won!
>>52955152
Daisy Ridley is more attractive than every single east asian.
business idea: quit my high paying white collar job to work at maccas
I think 2016 will be the death of /brit/ Tbh we're all becoming so gimmick obsessed, every post will be 'gimmick'. I think by summer this year /brit/ will be /s4s/ 2.0
>>52955652
alri cutie
Did the Manchester meet happen yesterday?
Is this Sherlock on now? This Victorian show
It actually makes me laugh when people here act tough. I'm 6'2 and a black belt in BJJ. I could literally knock out any one of you within fifteen seconds.
Maybe show a bit more respect when replying to my posts in future.
My doctoral thesis in Tuba dynamics
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450539491104.webm
>>52955682
yeh but it was a ruse and only ribena turned up, the stupid gullible mudshit
cup.
Woke up with my boxers glued to my leg with cum. Mustve jizzed my pants last night. Strange.
>Sherlock on BBC
>set in the past
>numerous black and ethnic characters sprinkled into the cast to meet quotas with no attention ever brought to their skin colours
Thank you Mr Shekelberg! I can feel the equality enriching me!
>>52955729
asdfg
>>52955650
Rasheed
Going to visit Philadelphia and ride on the Septa lads.
>tfw bomber jackets are played out now
>only type of jacket I have
>>52955712
*bows down in respect*
>>52955729
it's called a wet dream you ninny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTddBiNEPPw
>Did the Manchester meet happen yesterday?
>>52955709
Thought it was because the Sky guide said "Started" under Sherlock. Feel like a mug now.
who /dangerousmeme/ here
>>52955712
your mum's got a black belt in BJJs too haha
bobbies
>Fording the forcing meme
>>52955681
So this guy just posts "hi" and he gets a (You), while I post a passionate defence of Korean females plus how they are more beautiful than western females yet I get nothing
This fucking stinks
>>52955748
All jewish names must now have at least one paki quality in them
It's now "Pakiberg" or "Pakiwitz"
Asians are ugly!!!
>forcing the misspelling forcing gimmick
How was your NYE lads?
Mine started off pretty shit because I had to work all night in a bar instead of getting drunk, and I've been depressed for a little over two years now. Improved when I was serving one of my friends, and as I turned away to make the drinks someone asked him about me and he said "Oh that's anon, everyone loves him". Made me feel a bit better 2bh.
Remember that gimmick where we would deliberately reply to the wrong post?
>I think 2016 will be the death of /brit/ Tbh we're all becoming so gimmick obsessed, every post will be 'gimmick'. I think by summer this year /brit/ will be /s4s/ 2.0
>How was your NYE lads?
>le high functioning sociopath xDDD
>>52955878
awful gimmick iah
>>52955878
No I don't
>>52955878
FONT
>>52955878
That gimmick was stupid
>i enjoy east asian popular music for some inexplicable reason
>>Rasheed
>>52955784
Can watch this only as an embed for some reason. Ignore post.
>>52955878
He knew you were listening. Very clever and shrewd.
>>52955748
Ugh I hate this too
I don't mind diversity, but not when it shits all over basic logic. Just think, in 10 years time black people could play European kings and nobles in films.
>when a black person complains about there being no black people in LoTR or The Witcher, etc
This is our history you silly coons, you can't just write yourself into it because you think it's cool
>>52955908
>>52955911
>>52955912
>>52955924
ahh excellent
>>52955943
underage
watching the Sherlock special lads
reckon it will be shit
what is iah
>I spam pictures of Korean pop singers on the British general of an online image board, because I believe that British men should be forced to appreciate that Asian women are far superior to European harlots in both aesthetic beauty and character.
>other people's tastes an opinions offend me for some reason
>watching the Sherlock special lads
@every post ITT
>Forcing
>>52955954
all me
>>52955977
Hello Reddit!
>watching the Sherlock special lads
>>52955977
in all honesty
>no trixie gf
might play some ck2
got all the DLCs, who should i start as
cup
>There are 47 posters in this thread.
Reminder that there are literally about 100 /brit/ regulars tops.
I probably interact with some of you more than anyone in my real life outside work.
>>52955987
>>52955927
haha those gookposters are getting absolutely btfo!!
bet they will be too scared to show their faces anymore!
bet they are pakis too!!
>>52955999
asdfg asdfg asdfg
>>52956008
Oh
silly me
>>52956039
GBR
Alright lads. anyone here went to Korea before? Proper wanna go, I know they hate white people, but I reckon I'd do alright desu. Besides I'd just twat the little gooks if they got mouthy, so yeah basically does anyone have any advice of how to pull birds over there? Cheers
>I spam fedora pictures to disagree with people on a Tibetan image scroll
>>52956039
Wales
>got all the DLCs
What will lefties do when they realise their beloved NHS is incompatible with importing thousands of migr- 'refugees'
>>52956057
>liking gooks
rasheed
>>52956050
fuck off gookposter
>>52955878
I went to the woods and made a big fire and got stoned/drunk alone while listening to music and stuff
Was pretty comfy at first but then I got really paranoid and went back home
>Three are degenerates
>in /brit/
>RIGHT NOW
>that love shoving dildos up their ass
fucking disgusting t b h f a m
just been watching worlds strongest man
>>52956084
Mental gymnastics, like they always have
Might by a katana lads
willy willy willy
Started saying 'desu', 'baka' and 'senpai' irl, it's my new irl gimmick.
>attempt a wank
>hand is freezing cold
kill me