Three seaxes edition
Azusa
>yanks arrive
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1451520243788.webm
crayon pop
essex
WHAT CAN I GET U LADS FROM THE CHIPPIE
FLATFISH POOFTERS NOT WELCOME
>>52957360
Janny is going to be furious lad
kpop desu lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZUQM0ib2CI
lads
fantastic fucking edition
Literally cringing at Sherlock tbqh lads
>>52957360
Cool pirate swords lad
What's your latest injury? I managed to somehow cut my gums when brushing too hard.
me and the bff
>>52957398
scouse bender out
A LEAF
>What's your latest injury? I managed to somehow cut my gums when brushing too hard.
order 66, execute it
>three fucking scimitars
>mfw i realise essex isn't a city
>>52957288
i'm a bit of a pleb but Catherine Tate's pretty funny
shappi also makes me giggle >>52957366
>>52957416
isn't she iranian
reminder that Shias are considerably better behaved than Sunnis
>>52957360
>>52957425
Scimitars
>>52957426
Literally like something a 13 year old Sherlock tumblr fangirl came up with desu
Jun
pink vertical line on my monitor lads
why does the world hate me?
>>52957449
Punched my laptop and bruised my knuckles. Got a cut on the crease of my finger too, hurts like fuck and I don't know how I got it.
>a fucking scimitar
you can't make this shit up
>Punched my laptop and bruised my knuckles. Got a cut on the crease of my finger too, hurts like fuck and I don't know how I got it.
reminder that an average white gets treated like a celebrity in china
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R-_MSxNsXE
imagine being that cucked as a nation/race
>>52957449
had something stuck in my eye for a few days but I couldn't see anything in the mirror, thought it might have been an eyelash but didn't see one so maybe my eye somehow had a cut on it
still hurts when I close my eye but only if I haven't blinked in a while
>>52957468
arooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
nofap is going well lads
>>52957459
Right away sir
*posts memes*
>>52957418
I like this album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEsQi-_as_E
funny when you listen to this and then read about how he died
>anon I heard you spent new years eve posting on an internet message board about racial bigotry, is this true?
What do?
THAT TRANSITION WEEEEW
>This haunting image was taken by Emily's mother Margaret as she fell 612 feet to her death.
fugg
>>52957526
I went to indonesia a few years ago and I was literally like a celebrity
I'm 6'5 so I towered above everyone as well, so many people practising their english and wanting to take the photos with me
>>52957537
Somewhat related, I have a little spot sort of thing on my right eye under the top eyelid close to my nose which has been there for years now, doesn't hurt but iirc I first noticed it after my right eye was a bit sore for a day or two
Probably cancer
Watching TV is like putting black paint over your 3rd eye
>>52957596
>Sorry I didn't hear you. Please sit on my face.
>>52957418
American stand up comedy is so fucking cringe
I'M SHOUTING WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAA
fight crime
>>52957596
>that spud head
>that vile hair
nah, not a fan
>>52957667
pretty impressive i'll admit
>>52957628
Browsing /brit/ is like taking a hammer to your third eye
>>52957596
I'd tell that filthy little monkey that's exactly what I did and that she better shut up before I hand her some sweet chin music
>>52957480
>reminder that Shias are considerably better behaved than Sunnis
Only because they are too busy self-pwning for the sake of their martyrdom complex
Shias are like all the butthurt of Hungary and Armenia rolled into one little self-destructive package
>>52957449
sore lat
Day 1/365
Nothing accomplished.
>>52957612
I doubt it
Can someone please post those two webms of women, wearing lingerie, from the QVC channel (I think it was) walking towards the camera? One was blonde, dressed in purple, and the other was brunette, dressed in beige.
>>52957558
>fap
fuck off yank
>>52957612
https://www.reddit.com/comments/138t2s/mom_was_worried_about_my_trip_to_the_grand_canyon/
>get tinder match
>read bio
>"Indie music enthusiast
>Professional loud mouth
>Intersectional feminist
>& Sarcastic bitch"
morning lads
>>52957709
>walking towards the camera
>>52957596
Ugly ape die
>>52957596
YES, now leave before I murder you coon
>>52957612
>>52957714
>posting reddit on 4chan
Do one you attention seeking bellend
>>52957709
>>52957740
FONT
>>52957709
>>52957740
>Indie music enthusiast
She probably counts Arctic Monkeys as indie, I guess.
YES, now leave before I murder you coon
Can any Brits tell me the story behind the Church of England's logo? It looks like a gay pride organization. I don't mean this as a troll either, it just seems like an odd choice for a national church from the 16th century.
>New Year photos on facebook
>All of the 8/10 normie qts from sixth form had a party with a few lads
>Group photos of the proper model-tier birds
>They would never even give you the time of day, they gave you ugly looks in the corridors
>You will never, ever have a chance with girls as physically attractive as they are
>They probably had sex with their normie boyfriends last night
asked my "mate" dean today if he'd heard of intersectional feminism
he hadn't
tory cunt
>>52957764
this is /brit/ not 4chan
>>52957808
high test
me and the gf
Me on the left
>>52957814
it's an e (as in england) with a line through the middle
dunno why pink if that's what you mean lol
>>52957814
it's in the shape of a lowercase e. e meaning England
>>52957814
It has a cross and the lower case letter e for England.
That is it.
>>52957842
did you wet yourself haha
>>52957814
it's a hot crossed bun
>>52957808
Thanks lad
And the other one please
>>52957814
it basically is a gay pride organisation
>>52957814
got a logo didn't they
probably asked someone to do a drawing for what they think the logo should be like
probably drew that then gave it to them
I got that big dick
The bitches wanna lick
That big nigga dick
Rhyme quick and drop ya like a brick
>>52957862
>>52957855
>lower case E to represent the name of a country
Fuck me no wonder its a literal ded church if they can't even be grammatically correct
ah yes the 1st of january, or as i like to call it; your death
>>52957816
If you're so upset about how you look or feel why don't you exercise?
Day 1/365
>>52957884
She didn't swallow so I was dripping, can't you see the smug grin? haha
>>52957842
me on the right ngl
Does anyone remember any dreams they had were they were really young? Like ages 5 - 8?
I remember one that really scared me when I was a kid, I dreamt of an old woman chasing me around my house and she had a giant tongue. I also had a reoccurring dream where I could jump down the stairs and glide to the bottom, I had that dream so often and it was so real I could barely distinguish it from reality sometimes, for a while I swore it really happened and I told people about it.
>>52957914
Fucking quality m8
Think those 6 or so years of total social isolation really did a number on me lads. Think it fucked my mental health and left me with unrealistic expectations of social interactions. Feel mentally stunted.
>>52957951
Diagnosis: paedo
>>52957959
why were you isolated for 6 years
tfw you need to poo but the toilet seat is cold
>>52957951
the first dream I can remember is when I was running in the woods and some lumberjack or huntsman dressed all in red was chasing after me with an axe
the dream ended when he literally swung for my little boy neck
>>52957997
runescape
you're working a shift down the chipper on a busy night when this wan comes in and orders an astronomical amount of portions of chips that would clear out the entire shop
how do you respond? bear in mind she hasn't been fed since 6
>>52957360
very good edition
>10/10 gf who is thick as pig shit
or
>5/10 gf who is highly intelligent (but not a twat about it)
make your choice
>>52957951
i remember being a diver in one of those steel cages.Then suddenly 20 or so sharks attack it
>>52958006
do a squatting poo
>>52958035
delete this
I've not talked politics in a while on here but that's bc I'm always working and/or getting drunk so don't worry I'm still a communist
>>52957810
>at m8s house
>he puts on some music
>"you might not like this music anon, it's pretty underground"
>white stripes starts playing
Nothing worse than plebs who think they're onto some next level shit
>>52958037
5/10 highly intelligent so that she can keep up with me, as a highly intelligent man myself
>>52958006
>mfw your post reminded me that soft cunts like you exist
>>52958037
10/10 girl please
stupid girls are cute and great for being squealing sex dolls
Watching Sherlock?
The ghost is Watson's missus. Thank me later.
>>52958037
10/10
Not even a question
>>52958037
5/10 obviously
>>52957951
Had a weird one about a haunted house where children's souls were trapped for eternity unless they could find a replacement soul to take their place, earning their freedom through damning another.
>>52957951
>go away for a few days and people trying to steal your gimmick
bad feel la
>>52958107
Hello reddit! ;^)
>caramelpussy reblogged your photo "extra dipping sauces- justreviewbrahthings"
>>52957951
I remember having ''falling dreams''. I used to jump off something stairs, cliff, building and go into super slow motion untill I hit the floor then woke up.
>>52958037
10/10 so we can be happy rather than save the world
>>52958037
Women are for fucking 2bh
I don't care how intelligent a bird is, I could always find a smarter and funnier lad
>>52957951
When I was about 4 or 5 I went to Adventure Island in Southend with my mum and brother and I was really excited about going on the pirate ship, eventually me and my brother go on it and my mum watches from the side. As it's starting up my mum gives me a little wave and looks really happy that I'm happy. Ride get's going properly, I immediately start crying my eyes out and pleading to be let off. Have to sit through the whole go and when I got off my mum gave me a big cuddle and I was sad for the rest of the day. I relived this in dreams throughout basically my whole childhood, I'm pretty sure deep down I felt like I'd let my mum down.
>>52957855
>>52957862
>>52957863
No offense but it seems kind of lame. Its a major historical church and not only that it represents the whole country of England, regardless of your religious affiliation. You guys need to ask the queen wtf.
Pic is the Anglican Church of Canada's logo. They do a better job and its not even their church. I am doing a presentation on major religious movements in history and I feel embarrassed to use that "lower case e with a cross" thing to represent you guys but if you are fine with it then ok.
>>52958037
5/10
couldn't be dealing with an embarrassing dumb cunt all the time, need to have a conversation
>>52958037
The 5/10
I'm more attracted to unconventionally attractive girls, so she'd be a 10/10 to me anyway
>Day 1/365
>Spent the day reading
>watched some Anime
>ate a huge meal
Pretty good desu ill end it by playing vidya
>>52957951
>I dreamt of an old woman chasing me around my house
this but in the dream it was specifically chasing me up the stairs, and it was always walking leisurely whereas I could barely move my legs
>the thing about crumb cakes, is that you have to focus on the crumbs as well as the cake
>>52958043
too splashy
the water splashes up your bum when the log hits the water
>>52957814
>It looks like a gay pride organization
that's because it is
>>52958197
that's the best part
>>52958037
beauty is in the eye of the beholder my friend
intellect is plain for all to observe
>>52958037
I'll take the 5 because the 10 will have lost points by age 28 anyway
hand wank to cuck porn today lads
twice
need some self discipline and self respect if anyone has any
>Day 1/365
>Spent the day hungover
>On a comedown
>waited two hours for a bus before just getting a lift
>ate two medium meals
>slept for 3 hours
>dizzily browsed social media then 4chan
Pretty shit tbqh
>>52958183
>Day 1/365
>Spent the day sleeping
>Just ordered Chinese
quite comfy 2bqh
>>52958169
It's the first time I have ever seen the logo desu, If you had asked me what the Churches "logo" was I would have assumed it was just a cross
>>52957997
Cut contact from all my friends because one or two of them were getting to be pricks. Never bothered making new friends. Only reason I have a steady stream of social interaction now is because of uni and even them, she approached me. I was content going on with no friends tbqh. I wish she'd never talked to me. She's awakened the extrovert I've spent all these years repressing.
>>52958169
you seriously underestimate just how cucked the church is in england
>>52958197
the worst part is when the water goes splashes up and goes into your bumhole and then your butthole clenches shut again and the water stays there and it feels all moist and greasy
>at house party
>get a chance to whack on a few tunes
>goes down really well with the crowd
>get pressured into being the 'dj' for the rest of the night
was pretty anxious 2bh. get a bit insecure about my music taste sometimes.
>>52958292
FONT
>>52958167
MENTIONED
my wife has had to go on a business trip with her boss in London this weekend lads.
what films can i watch with her kids to keep them occupied? disney shit?
they're 8 and 10
>>52958169
>I feel embarrassed to use that "lower case e with a cross" thing to represent you guys but if you are fine with it then ok.
Its probably just the Church of England trying to appear hip and cool so Younger people become interested since Church attendence has fucking divebombed in England
>>52958258
>slept 2-3 hours yesterday
>napped 1 today
feel like shhhhit
I run reviewbrahthings. What type of content would you like to see?
>>52958292
FONT
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsDkmVo2fg4
>>52958188
You know what's really spoopy about that old woman dream? I had it in my old house and according to my mum it was haunted and that's why we left, according to my mum and dad I used to talk to a "nice old lady" when I was a toddler. Don't believe in ghosts though desu
>>52958312
i appreciate you using my particular version of this meme but i think the ages is a bit much. keep it short and sweet lad.
>americans unironically say things like "God Damn" and "Mother Fucker"
>>52958323
For you to end yourself
>>52958323
a cum tribute
>>52958317
The wageslave, ladies and gentlemen.
>>52958323
reviews of the newest /brit/ memes
>>52958323
memes
follow back please as well
>>52958167
>>52958308
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH SAAFEND WE LOVE YOU
WE LAV YA SAFEND - WE DO
WE LAV YA SAFEND - WE DO
WE LAV YA SAFEND - WE DO
OOOOOOH SAAFEND WE LUV YOU
SEA SEA SEASIDERS
>beauty is in the eye of the beholder my friend
>intellect is plain for all to observe
>>52958360
>god damn
...do we not say that?
the gf and I
>>52958373
excuse me?
>>52958389
What's your tumblr?
>>52958415
fuck off yank
>>52958350
mine was in the old house too, dunno about the haunted part tho
>>52958323
In depth analysis of the results of the best /brit/ gimmicks poll
>>52958074
>Anon, what music do you like?
>Tell him
>Ask what he likes
>Oh you wouldn't know it, it's really obscure
>Tell him to try me
>It's R.E.M.
Found out later down the line that he skips through albums on YouTube to find songs he might like by hearing 30 second snippets of it.
>>52958429
you're excused
wahey!
>>52958415
I say allah be damned
>>52958415
>>>>
>>52958449
just followed you it has the earl sweatshirt pic ahah
>>52958469
HARAM
>>52958341
good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gIEO-ON8QE
>>52958462
>What's so funny
>It's a reaction video on youtube, see?
>>52958393
>tfw I played in a match against Steve Tilson last June
Still got it the old boy
>>52958197
Put a bit of bog roll in before you shit. Removes splashback.
would you rather lose one hand or both legs?
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSAd3NpDi6Q
>>52958569
both legs
>>52958569
Both legs easy
>>52958569
janitor
>>52958532
hate that bitch. how fucking dare a foreigner lecture the UK on how it should run itself. Fuck off back to the desert you bogan cunt.
>>52958074
I'd have died laughing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WcHPFUwd6U
son of man look to the sky
lift your spirits set it free
someday you'll walk tall with pride
son of man of man in time you'll be
>>52958419
>>52958538
but then you just have soggy toilet paper in your asshole and you have to fish it out with a finger
pretty gross m8
>>52958569
One hand so I could get a cool stun arm to defeat the normie twats
>>52958462
>Found out later down the line that he skips through albums on YouTube to find songs he might like by hearing 30 second snippets of it.
ngl I actually do this haha
There's very few albums I can listen to all the way though, I mostly just like a handful of songs
>post in any thread on /int/
>every reply mentions muslims
>usually along with the rotherham newspaper cover or a picture of the fat ginger sharia bloke
getting a bit bored of /int/ lads
>>52958656
>>52958533
good lad
my mate took a photo with Phil Brown in Mayhem after Southend got promoted, bloke could barely stand he was so boozed haha
>Claim depression to avoid making new videos
>Launch Patreon, if not enough pledged then no new videos
>Doesn't guarantee what type of videos he'll post
>Constantly posts pro-Wrestling vlogs and depression vlogs that barely get 10k views
>>52958682
/brit/ board when
>>52958658
fukn smart alec. Put it in the bog before you shit.
tfw back to uni tomorrow
reeee hate exams
>>52958709
>donating money to youtube personalities
fucking idiots
>>52958682
literally never leave /brit/ it's a scary world out there
>>52958673
You're a pleb too then.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vYnas6q3Sg
>>52958316
Sorry but that logo doesn't look "hip and cool" to me either. The Anglican Church is revolutionary from a historical perspective, it should have a dignified logo which showcases its place in history. Even a pic of Henry VIII chopping off his wife's head would have a sort of hardcore medieval charm to it. (Yeah I know the 16th century isn't medieval). Even a regular cross might be boring but whatever you can still respect it. Anything but a pink lowercase "e".
Church attendance has been declining in most of Europe post-WWII, as much f Europe becomes more Muslim/irreligious. Trying to look "hip and cool" is not the answer. Firstly, what is "cool" changes from one year to the next year, especially in the internet age. Making a "cool" logo will instantly date it next year. Secondly, what is "cool" is inherently tied to earthly matters, whereas a church is suppose to be concerned with spiritual matters--something timeless and transcendent. Thirdly, white people (especially older white people) cannot be cool its just embarrassing when they try and it will always come off as being corny and goofy instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqdd82dTK1c
fucking hate how when you get a gf you're expected to text them every minute of the day
what the fuck do people talk about for twelve hours a day??
>>52958739
already?
I thought you had like 3 weeks off
>>52958806
bout a year late mate
>>52958074
I have an uncle like this
I just hide my power level completely and nod along
>>52958809
Jamalius
>>52958724
you have britfa.gs
>>52958821
haha me too
>>52958805
WEW
imagine being under that table and having them use you as a foot stool
>At grandparents house at Christmas
>as soon as I walk in my auntie makes a joke about me having a gf
>grandad over hears her from the kitchen
>"WHATS THAT? OUR ANONS GOT A GIRLFRIEND?"
"N-no I don't have a girlfriend"
>they didn't hear me
>nan comes in "OOOOH anon have you finally got a girlfriend?"
"No nan they were just joking..."
>nan says "okay calm down everybody he doesn't have a girlfriend"
>everybody is looking at me
EVERY FUCKING YEAR
>>52958823
has been 3 weeks my man
>>52958739
>tfw 10 more days
Can't wait desu
>there is a strong possibility that Charli and marina have had sloppy drunken sex
fucking hell
>>52958873
What the hell
>>52958873
good video
ok lads pink line has disappeared for now
don't know what the rest of the day'll do
jus see how it goes
Reminder for a period of time Niamh had a relationship with this black guy
Most likely had sex with this BBC
first FC on expert and it's fucking cool kids by echosmith
JUST
>>52958811
good bloke
>>52958873
>porn music.webm
Always bad
essex lad here i approve of this edition
>>52958930
talk to ye again
>>52958938
>tiny purple eagle on your screen
take it, claim it, tame it
>>52958904
FUCKING HELL
>>52958985
Scimitars
>>52958985
ESSEX MENTIONED
>>52958765
Why would I listen to songs I don't like when I can just skip past them? Bit of a waste of time I listen to a whole album if you don't like any songs by the end of it. I can listen to a whole album as background noise, but I usually don't love every song on an album.
>>52958985
>scimitars
Rasheed
whatd you dream about new years?
>>52958904
arr rook same
>>52958946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5PNG3Zy5Mk
>>52958873
what the fuck
>>52958937
>Most likely
top fucking slag mate, irish girls want to fuck in the restroom before the date even starts.
>>52958893
oh
time flies haha
>>52959016
lad essex is based literally no mussies in my bit
>>52959042
delete this
>>52959033
Is this you, the videos are far too fresh
>it's a television series set in the past
>some progressive shit has to be forced in
this year is all about me
fuck a social life i need to focus on self-improvement
tfw no liu shishi gf
>>52959102
i'm in a skype call lmao, posting them
>>52958937
He's a lucky bastard then
>>52959110
bbc lefties at it again lad
quote me if you want more screencaps
>>52959021
Had a horrible dream about a nuclear attack. I saw the nukes falling from the sky and I was with my family, I started screaming at them not to look at the explosion but they wouldn't listen. Then i dragged them inside and told them to stay put while I taped up the windows and doors, then I started crying because I realised I couldn't leave the house to save my gran who only lives down the road and I couldn't phone here to tell her what to do. Felt pretty bad man.
fuck everyone in this thread
>>52959115
been focusing on self-improvement for the last 28 years now
>>52959177
*drops knickers*
go ahead big boy
>manager in jjb
>>52958904
oh god imagine them taking turns riding your cock and then marina squirts everywhere and charli licks it all up and spits some in your face
would love to do sex with london keyes and asa akira 2bh
>>52959010
>essex
>>52959197
CORWNALL
>>52959202
noice
>>52959021
Some catastrophic uprising of the "refugees"
Think it might be a vision desu
