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Faster
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Karen
tfw I don't look like leo
Ritsu
>>52960295
Billy
crayon pop
>>52960281
Only High Quality posts allowed in Future/brit/.
>>52960240
Don't much like this thread thus far if I'm being truthful towards you good sir.
>>52960289
didn't see the new thread
plans for this year:
>read more basic literature since i'm not very well read (Hemingway, Orwell, Fitzgerald)
>read the King James Bible, educate myself on religion more (especially Eastern religions since I really don't know much about them)
>get in touch with my grandmothers more since you never know how long you have with family
>spend more time with dad
>be more grateful to mum
>learn to cook a bit more meals
>try to learn how to drive
>look into Unis i could possibly apply for
>look into moving out for 2017
how does it sound lads? i just want to become an overall better person i suppose
hope jennie becomes my gf lads
>>52960321
FONT
>>52960295
iktf
kpop desu lads
>>52960295
Ah, very attractive
Yes, yes, very pretty indeed
I'd quite like to procreate with her
>>52960295
watching catch me if you can?
was going to watch but I've seen it way too many times
albanians
America
>>52960289
good resolutions
>>52960295
scouse bender out
>>52960240
Janny is going to be furious
>order food on justeat some time ago
>wonder why it still hasn't arrived yet
>realise that I ordered it to my old address, apparently it didn't save when I changed it last time
>I even mistyped my phone number so they can't contact me
JUST
>>52960342
how was your New Year's lad?
You can't force memes lads.
You have to let them grow naturally.
WAHEY WAHAY WAHEY WAHAY *10 Minutes* *HD*
That quality enough for you, mate?
>>52960383
FUCK
Azusa
>>52960347
yeah, I've seen it a lot too but it's so good plus I'm bored
>>52960341
would bf him x
>>52960321
billy whom
4Kyary
>>52960414
WAHEY
>>52960383
lol pillock
5Kyary
>>52960381
Who's this Janny people keep talking about? I thought women didn't go on here
Feminists, lads
>>52960341
>sat next to my oneitis in year 10 English
>watching that Romeo and Juliet film with Leonardo Di Caprio in it
>had to listen to my oneitis practically finger herself over Leonardo
>every time I watch a film with him in it I feel slightly angry and jealous of his
FUCK YOU LEO
>>52960414
Spent new years watching that with the lads, pristine bants
>>52960423
me right here
Home alone on a Friday Night? You're epic
Your memes suck.
>>52960254
Bit of a mong
Did you already pay
>>52960460
>>52960423
how've your holidays been boys?
>>52960393
bit boring lad
need a bf to spoon with
>>52960430
which movie is this from?
love the smell of a musky sweaty vag lads.
fun fact: Leonardo DiCaprio was originally chosen to play Patrick Bateman in American Psycho
>>52960497
manchester
>>52960430
brit is a safe space
delet this
>>52960430
SOOOOOOOOOOOUCE
>>52960415
>>52960438
I phoned them and told them what happened, it's on the way now, luckily no one was in at my old place so they didn't take it lol
>>52960500
He's just not that into you
>>52960383
haha once i clicked collection not delivery and had to walk a mile and back baked out of my mind
>>52960489
pretty good
achieved nothing as was my plan
yours?
>>52960500
Dunno, 4chan
>>52960514
Too gay
>>52960485
u2
>>52960485
t. DeMarcus "Memewizard" Gonzales
>>52960482
>why hello there did I mention I was from the united states
>>52960522
shit ending to this story
*unsubscribes*
>>52960519
truro
Met a 45 year old twink on okcupid who said he wants to power fuck me. Meeting him in an hour. Any advice?
>>52960465
>post coitus
look@u
>>52960465
>that white knight cuck with the orange name and profile picture
What a major bender, I know for a fact he's a male
lads have you ever thought that gays are actually mentally ill
a normally programmed male human brain would obviously want to have sex with a female to procreate with them and continue with the human race
obviously something in that part of a gay man's brains has developed in reverse which is obviously classed as being mentally ill as your brain is not programmed as it should be
>>52960430
do anglos really do this, having sex while being fully dressed?
>>52960514
do you like huey lewis and the news?
>>52960549
https://www.youtube.com/user/tomutwit/videos
>>52960547
>truro
been a bit benzo'd all day, don't feel horny at all
>>52960549
be safe tom
Okay I'm back
>>52960526
Once I clicked delivery because I felt like a walk, I got to the restaurant and it had fucking shut down, literally boarded up, thank the lord that I always pay with cash
>>52960465
feminists always complain about stuff
>>52960571
>having sex whilst undressed
You would end up jiggling everywhere
>read more basic literature since i'm not very well read (Hemingway, Orwell, Fitzgerald)
>read the King James Bible, educate myself on religion more (especially Eastern religions since I really don't know much about them).
I know a lad who is a total normie, plays for different sports teams, goes to clubs on the weekend and shit. Well recently he's taken a liking to me and it's like he's trying to be a loser like me, I know that sounds weird but it's true. Like he used to love going to clubs, but ever since I told him I don't like clubs, he dislikes them too. I told him about an anime I watched and then I over heard him telling his normie m8s about it like he's actually watched it. He knows I play Pokemon on my phone sometimes and he downloaded it aswell, and when he plays it he proper draws attention to the fact it's Pokemon and how "nerdy" he is for playing it. It's fucking bizarre, it's like he thinks being a loser is cool for some reason. Is he the male version of the female wannabe geek culture?
>>52960565
>>52960565
Nah m8, wanting to have sex in another lad's dirty shitty arsehole is 100% normal behaviour
t. Ari Shekelberg, MD
>>52960478
Ah yes very impressive
>>52960489
Nice. Ohio's not a particularly glamorous destination but I hadn't seen my mum since July so was good to see her. Yous?
>>52960591
classic Tom
listening to sade
pronounced shaday
more like shagay lol
>>52960622
he's gay for you
>>52960565
i'd say it's more of a genetic mutation than a mental illness
but that's fine
i think gays are a way of keeping the human population in check
plus they can adopt the kids who would've been raised without parents otherwise
i'm quite conservative on most things but i'm pretty tolerant of gays on most things, just not a fan of the overdramatic benders that go to pride parades or dress like degenerate monsters
>>52960674
oink
>>52960565
its a natural form of social control, normally when a family has too many boys, the likelyhood of them being homosexual rises so as to cut down on competition and still have a man who will contribute but not take away women.
the issue today is a lot different because some "gays" are in reality just confused or bi or something else, where in the past they would have been married but fucked boys on the side now they are sort of stuck between worlds.
the other issue is saturation of chemicals, especially estrogenics which cause problems in brain development for male babies. this is more likely a cause of transexualism though
>>52960478
>>52960656
>especially since places such as cities and countries can often be feminised in a misogynistically colonial type way
/Brit/ I am in you
Eternal anglo
SAGE GOES IN ALL THE FIELDS
REMINDER: ITS PRONOUNCED SAH-GEY
>>52960565
its a genetic abnormality. thats literally it. its not a mental illness as such. just that their brain is wired slightly differently. exists in other species too apparently.
and im not attaching any prejudice by saying abnormality. im using it in the literal sense of the word.
>that one guy that went to the Manchester meetup
proper wankered lads, might chunder
>>52960656
'we think we're better than everyone else'
>>52960656
Jesus christ boo fucking hoo, they literally complain about EVERYTHING
>its a natural form of social control, normally when a family has too many boys, the likelyhood of them being homosexual rises so as to cut down on competition and still have a man who will contribute but not take away women.
>the issue today is a lot different because some "gays" are in reality just confused or bi or something else, where in the past they would have been married but fucked boys on the side now they are sort of stuck between worlds.
>the other issue is saturation of chemicals, especially estrogenics which cause problems in brain development for male babies. this is more likely a cause of transexualism though
>>52960723
WOW
>>52960723
quite gay
>tyne and wear
you cant make this shit up
>>52960656
>all those "men"
>>52960656
>>52960737
that one guy and poleaboo
>>52960758
this 2bh
>>52960656
>I'm certainly not someone who experiences sexual repulsion
it's like the gooch incident all over again
why cant i find a flipping english subtitled La Haine anywhere for christ sake
https://twitter.com/tomverse
>CARDIFF """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""UNI""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>JOURNALISM AND SOCIOLOGY
>>52960565
the mental illness they have is histrionic personality disorder. being gay is a choice, done for attention, to disgrace society
>>52960565
I consider homosexuality a non malicious mental illness desu
nothing wrong with it but it isn't natural persay
really can't see how moder feminism is legit
maybe im just exposed to its worse because i use 4han but it seriously seems as though there are literally thousands of deluded morons that identify as "feminists". these people don't seem to be on the fringes but actually make up the bulk of "feminists"
>>52960565
It actually used to be classed a mental illness in older versions of the DSM. At least transsexuals are classed as having a mental disorder though "gender dysphoria"
>>52960776
so what's the moral of this comic? i think i'd rather be a bender than identify as a "male feminist"
>>52960723
IT'S 2015
http://tomverse.weebly.com/
>I read
>>52960840
Moral of the story being that only desperate guys are white knights
>>52960831
fukcing bigot
>>52960840
"men" who adopt feminist positions are just trying to get laid (not exactly an original observation)
>>52960849
>he has his mam read 4chan to him
sounds comfy actually
Here's my favourite homegrown joke
What do you call a fat Irishman?
O'Bese.
>>52960831
fuck off daily mail editor
You know you're a beta loser if you:
>go down on a girl
>lost your virginity to a prostitute
>identify as a male feminist
>are with someone who has children from a previous relationship
don't doxx someone just cause they're a flailing retard
jog on
>>52960849
>not having mummy read to you every night before beddy byes
fucking casual plebs
>>52960783
i heard poleaboo had his way with him and dumped him off the m60
gays are ok but trannies are fucking delusional and need help
LGB? yeah sound
T? fuck off.
>>52960899
doxxed you cunt
>>52960240
why do Italian birds love anglos so much?
>>52960674
>匹 - counter for small animals
This fucking language
>>52960908
Tom posted 4chan links on reddit
he still comes here btw
probably here right noe
>>52960903
>posts on /brit/
>>52960849
You're reading by posting on /brit/ you absolute insect
need (You)s lads
>>52960903
>>go down on a girl
fite me
>>52960951
>probably here right noe
hello
>there are actually people who haven't read a book since school
find that amazing. you must have absolutely no decent interests or hobbies.
so i told /brit/ to become the worst general on /int/, AND THEY ACTUALLY DID IT THE ASBOLUTE MADMEN
>>52960975
*stands up*
*watches as you wet yourself and run away*
>>52960924
>being transgender isn't a mental illness
>body dysmorphia is
don't get it 2bh.
i have great hopes for this gif
hi
i posted a bit of a joke in the thread earlier
it didn't get any replies though haha, so im just wondering if anyone laughed at it?
>>52960945
>四匹
>>52960967
MADCHESTER
>>52960994
knickers are damp
>>52960988
you've never been to /cum/
>>52960988
why are you here then
>>52960986
Excellent lad
>>52960987
Since I left school the only books I've read are Karl Pilkingtons books and World War Z desu
Never understood why girls ask me if I'm a feminist, fucking stupid question
I support equal rights, but fuck your whiny movement, this modern "feminism" is just nit-picking
>>52960985
how was nye
>>52960998
wish i was a pig desu
Rare kev
>>52960988
mate!!!!!!!
/brit/ being shit is all in the past
that was 2015 for fucks sakes!!
we've changed now
/brit/ is now a nice general, comfy and happy :)
>>52960924
No it's the trannies that are alright, proper ones who get their cocks chopped off. See they believe so strongly in the gender binary and recognise how abhorrent same-sex relations are, that they are willing to subject themselves to painful surgeries and hormone treatments to convert to the right gender.
gays are vermin who will burn in hell
JUST
>>52960945
>pig counter
>>52961028
Would love to eat the discharge haha
>>52960860
yeah fuck that
>>52960895
they will never get laid
>>52960831
>really can't see how moder feminism is legit
its easy to understand when you think about its roots.
it grew up out of the wave of liberalism in the 19th century for the most part. it emulates what the middle/merchant classes did in politics within society, allowing middle class white women to assume all of the privileges of upper class women, but none of the responsibilities attached to nobility.
it became a way to use politics to gain authority and power for white women at the expense of all the working classes/minorities which simply got heavier burdens placed upon them.
>>52960999
NEE NOR
>>52960951
Hahaha I've posted /brit/ to reddit and made mad karma
Try and doxx me you silly cunt
Am not tom or rafi btw
There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them
>>52960810
>normies genuinely post to their twitter constantly, even though literally NOBODY cares
why?
>>52960996
this
it's the same shite
>>52960967
that from the meet up ?
>>52961054
this
but at the same time I can't tell if I feel this way because im a bitter virgin
>>52961067
haha stupid slag can't handle the bants ahahaahha
>>52960998
White piggu and his asian gf
>>52961070
literal Rasheed
fuck off paki
>>52961048
Nandos-core
>>52960996
All bodies are beautiful you bigot
>ywn be Leonardo Dicaprio
>>52961067
why do you always post this
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
Pakis? Nah, not a fan.
>>52960987
first day here? most of those mong's only "interest" is 4chan
>>52961067
pretty based tbqh
>>52961102
I've seen accounts with like 40 followers who have over 20k posts
what is the point?
>>52961152
rorke
>You will never be a middle class liberal in the late 19th century
JDIMSA
>>52961102
Because they think people care
bit cold out
>>52960998
HUWAITO PIGGU GO HOME
Why do anime intros have the best fucking lyrics
Anglos aren't white
>>52961055
splendid
>>52961159
>"EVERYONE LOOK AT MEE! I'M IMPORTANT!!"
i blame celebrity culture, everyone wants to be a celebrity
>>52961164
you mean a classical liberal
>>52961162
Rasheed
>>52961173
>bit
bizzaro irish weather
>>52961180
yanks aren't anglo
How many of you lads watch based Sargon?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGRcuLu5Z1Q
I'm at least 90% sure he browses 4chan
>>52961076
Honestly I'm a bit surprised to see this stuff catching on in Britain. Always figured you all were a little smarter than that.
>>52960334
don't force yourself to read or you'll hate the book regardless. just find an afternoon with nothing on and read the great gatsby. it's actually a really enjoyable read.
>Rasheed Syrian
>>52961207
watch it again think he actually does say bit iah
>>52961070
>gays are vermin who will burn in hell
Calm down, Rasheed.
>>52961190
yes but like there isn't any point now because it's outdated
>>52961164
>liberals
>>52961190
this.
fucking Cecil Rhodes supported the Liberal Party back when "Liberal" didn't mean insane social progressive lmao
>>52961216
obv he does haha
>>52961173
kernewek weather
>>52961216
>if someone browses 4chan they are based
feels good lads
>>52961062
come now, meme properly my lad
>>52961118
>>52961174
quite so, quite so indeed yes
>>52961207
So I told Julien to cause some feminist butthurt and he did it the absolute MADMAN
>>52961209
>he still a cissy
>he still hasn't checked his privilege
>>52961216
nah he said in a livestream with theneedledick that he doesn't understand how 4chan works
>>52961244
>tfw no Justin Trudeau prime minister
awful feels tonight
>>52960901
I like it lad
>>52961177
>those first 2 seconds of the SAO themesong in series 1
hnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>52961261
First time I've ever been based
>>52961252
at the time that's what classical liberals were though
tfw last day for 2 weeks tomorrow
>>52961235
shit you are right
feel like i've been lying all my life
>>52961070
>sandwiches are good to eat
>piles of shit are bad to eat
>piles of shit made to look like sandwiches are fine
>>52961274
LITTLE BLACK PIG
>>52961232
>rafi
>white
>>52961274
Wish I could be a person in a little box watching Kyary all day.
>>52961252
>actually thinking the Liberals then were somehow any better than today
you poor demented honky
>>52961216
>based Sargon
>edgy atheist
No thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULlsVcW5bRI
cute
>>52961281
thats him hiding his power level lmao why would anyone in their right mind say they browse 4chan? social suicide 2bh
>>52961274
would be a pig if it meant kyary would stroke me and rest her head upon me desu
wordsthatfollow.com/
password: rover
>implying you have anything better to do
I have no idea what happened, what any of that meant, where it took place, what was real and what wasn't.
It was bloody brilliant!
sargon blatantly browses /brit/
WHITE PIGGU GO HOME
sun is out though
Fun fact, these slags are both lesbian lovers now.
>>52961252
feminism isn't liberal.
we live in a nearly perfect liberal society, there isn't really much for liberals to shout about other than drugs and the odd issue here and there. nothing compared to universal voting rights and basic human rights
>sargon of akkad
sargon here lads!
ama
>>52961436
imagine them sucking on each others titties in unison
>>52961366
>cute
>didn't post a panda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVywPAjtppg
>>52961369
This. To non-autists, 4chan=/b/
Although the boards are pretty fucking indistinguishable from /b/ at times
I want a micropig pet but I hear they're a meme and they don't actually stay small.
>>52961436
haha holy shit
>>52961281
He made a /pol/ reference literally 1 minute into that video
>>52961209
I am so confused as to how someone can become so narcissistic that they think it's alright to tell you what to refer to them as.
>>52961445
Do you browse 4chan
>>52961445
one fedora or two?
>>52961473
want a duck
bog sim his sargon
we need to purge the degeneracy from this country. If you have ever
>shoved anything up your ass
>cross dressed
>done ANYTHING homosexual
then you need to report to the nearest internment camp for gassing.
Thank you.
FUCK
I'm back lads.
New Years resolution lasted 11 hours
What'd I miss?
>>52961437
>feminism isn't liberal.
its very liberal
a continuation of the Liberal ideology
bye lads
>>52961503
that isn't very liberal
>>52961473
Very haram
