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i GOT 5 ON IT LMAOOO YOOOOO EDITION HAAHHAHA
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firmino
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kpop desu lads
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inb4 janny
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AZUSA
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CLEAR
ALL YOUR CD RACK
WON'T GET NONE OF YOUR CDS BACK
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>a thread? nah not a fan

(a impression of what the janny might think at this)
(not implying I am the janitor in any way of course)
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>cara
>maisie
>daisy
>other actresses
>>>/hr/
>>>/s/
>>>/tv/
>>>/cripplechan/

>anime
>>>/a/
>>>/c/
>>>/h/

>jpop
>kpop
>>>/mu/
>>>/jp/

>rap
>grime
>>>/mu/

>homosexuality
>transgenderism
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/b/

>"Rorke"
>>>/reddit/

>"Rasheed"
>>>/pol/

>fedora post
>>>/b/
>>>/s4s/

>tinder
>"my gf"
>>>/soc/

>"FONT"
>feels
>tripfags
>>>/r9k/

>Americans
>Canadians
>>>/int/cum/
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>>I listened to the Arctic Monkeys when I was 16
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>>52847958
RITSU
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NEW
>>52847897
>>52847897
>>52847897
>>52847897
>>52847897
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O JANNY BOY THE THREADS, THE THREADS ARE CALLING
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FOUND HIM
>>52847954
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>>52847992
what are you doing eejit
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>>52847992
janny attack
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Wish I had a down syndrome dwarf fella I could be mates with and make him happy :')

https://www.fb.com/ChaosChytistOfficial/videos/10153982158544396/
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>>52847998
ay das me
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Got a confession lads...I've never watched K-on.

I don't really like little girl anime, but I really like YuruYuri. How does it compare? Should I watch it?
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Me on the right
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>>52847993
lmao you'll give him an asthma attack if you continue m8
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>Got a confession lads...I've never watched K-on.
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need pics of yui and azucat NOW
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>FONT
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nup

i cannot work in these conditions

my art of good posts is being affected by such unruly shenanigans
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>FONT
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>>52847982
I unironically did tbqh fa m Favourite Worst nightmare was my shit
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>>52848090
goodpost
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>>52848090
yui
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>>52847927
nice
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Literally stuck in a traffic jam... in a car park lads

And it's not even to park I'm just trying to exit
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>I've never watched K-on
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>>52848037
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>>52847971
what are we supposed to talk about then
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Lads how is it like to live in a country where you can openly support your monarch? I'll never know that feel
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>>52848035
probably the most disturbing thing I've ever seen
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>>52848111
need more
lost my folder
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IN
>Banterous lads
>Problem drinkers
>Speedlads
>Lib Dems
>Patricians
>Strawpollers

OUT
>Anime nonces
>Kpop runts
>ASMR deviants
>RRREEEEEE autismos
>Janny boy
>Hat-posters, ironic hat-posters & post-ironic hat-posters
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>Literally stuck in a traffic jam
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CHAT SHIT
GET BANGED
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>>52848128
eyes on the road

the rozzers will be round any minute now, i've given you fair warning
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>>52848033
better film it :^)
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>work day
>roads busy
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having a think about the old /brit/ personalities. halcyon days 2bh.
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got a glock in my rari
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>>52848148
You'd be considered a bit of weirdo, most people are pretty ambivalent towards them.
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>Hat-posters, ironic hat-posters & post-ironic hat-posters
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>>>/r9k/25357920
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posting the classic that started it all
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>>52848161
here here
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>>52848161
good post
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>>52848159
bit silly of you f@m
http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag&word=唯梓
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watching kpop videos

girls generation seems a bit naff
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Is it easy to get a blood test on the NHS?
Can I just go in and ask or do I have to pretend to be dying or something
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>>52848177
>halcyon

*tips*
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>>52848166
Road laws don't apply in car parks it's private property

You can ignore all speed limits and any signs and they can't do shit
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>>52848189
IVE HAD THIS ON REPEAT ALL DAY TODAY OMG TWINNINGGGG OMFG
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https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/introducing-govuk-verify/introducing-govuk-verify

Worried to be honest. How long until 4chan uses this to verify UK users to prevent ban evading with dynamic IPs?
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Star Wars
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30 hours til megalash and pingers lads
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>>52848223
For what? Just donate blood if you only want to know your blood type 2bh.
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>>52848213
I drew this.
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>>52848161
2 in
3 out
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>>52848223
say you think you had an allergic reaction to something
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>>52848249
Slag Wars more like haha
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>>52848249
>yank
fuck off yank
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>>52848252
the idea of new years and getting drunk is just gone from my head

going to sit there and just watch a film i think
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ugh just been smoking weed all this xmas holiday and got up at like 3pm and not gettin any matches on tinder anymore and think im just gonna give up with that cant be arsed with anything cba getting gf whats the point im just a 5/10 never gonna get anywhere might as well just float on with life not caring about who i am or what i do
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>I work
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>>52848262
off you fuck.
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>>52848249
gross ass. disgusting.
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>>52848274
FONT
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>>52848257
really?!

it VERY good well done lad
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>>52848249
DING DONG
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Girls generation and aCE of angels are goddesses
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>*stumble home and collapse on chair, bloodied and exhausted*
>*knife wound still seeping thick, red, English blood*
>*I hear Pakis yelling outside my window*
>"ju-just one more time" I splutter
>*log into /brit/, tell yanks to fuck off and give all the good lads one last goodbye*
>*tell them to fight for their country, their race, and their lives*
>"God bless you all"
>*pakis banging and shouting outside my door - any minute now*
>*put on headphones, press play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3Kvu6Kgp88*
>*sip my last beer and look out the window, fighting back tears with a smile, reminiscing the good times with the lads*
>*the chimneys and roofs tops dissipate into a white glow*
>I regret nothing
>*I hear his voice*
>"yer did well lad - yer did well"
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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>52848288
foy
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>>52848307
goo post
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Getting out of bed lads
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>>52848287
"banterous lads" and "patricians" are a bit ambiguous though imo
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http://poal.me/aqt3ni

VOTE VOTE VOTE
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>>52848163
how is this even a thing
it's really creepy when I see these ponies people, fortunately I haven't seen anyone irl yet, not even in those anime conventions or however they are called in english
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>>52848292
not really not been laid in 4 years now practially a virgin imo
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Got this back light for my vespa today, thanks
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>>52848328
meant good
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>>52848243
It's only for government services you mong
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>>52848345
bender
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>poal
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>>52848328
meant poo
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>this melt and his scooters
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>>52848345
>Vespa
Bit gay
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>>52848336
If you qualify for any of the 'OUT' options, you're definitely neither of those.
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Be Vigilant, Know Your Rorke!
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TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>52848345
What Vespa do you have?
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>>52848386
>ukip
>fascism
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>>52848274
>just a 5/10
so better than literally half of male population
congrats that's really nothing to sniff at
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>>52848386
>ukip
>in the same chart as literal neo-nazis

fucking hell how delusional are these people
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>>52848400
It's a bajaj chetak which I'm trying to do up like a rally 200, has a t5 172cc kitted engine in it so should be pretty fast for what it is
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>>52848267
These ARE the droids I'm looking for!!
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>>52848341
FONT
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>>52848436
No, attractiveness is a bell curve
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>>52848386
>liberty GB
>ukip

jesus christ really?
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if you want a gf then you're a weak cunt
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>>52848459
>172cc

Noice, how fast does it go? Does it get a bit hairy going quick on a moped?
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>>52848428
>>52848442
but one of them said gays cause floodin and da bbc says they is racist innit
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>>52848492
actually take that back, thought liberty gp was the libertarian party.
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The value of anything is purely how we personally view it.

So is it not possible that sitting on the beach overlooking the sunset could have more value to me than all the riches and gold in the world?
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>have to go down North End Road
>gonna be full of pakis and muslims

kill me now senpai
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>>52848471
right, so better than half the male population seeing as 5/10 is dead centre
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>>52848521
yes
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mornin lads
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Howdy partners, y'all ready for a big hootenanny American style?
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>>52848521
yes it's possible

go and read Rawls' egalitarianism you uneducated mongoloid
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>>52848521
a few minutes of glee is certainly incomparable to financial security and wealth for you and your family
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>>52848561
good gimmick

jus see how it goes
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>>52848561
okay
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>>52848505
Only about 70mph but it's the acceleration which is fast because high revving 2 stroke going through the gears I mean 2nd and 3rd just rev and rev, yeah you feel everything in the road on 10 inch wheels when had a motorbike with 17" wheels I just drove over cans in the road instead of swerving but on the scooter i'll probably never stop looking on the ground

It doesn't have any indicators either, but i'm going to get bar end ones like the post you replied to

pic is mine atm its a shitter but it's not finished yet
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>>52848561
potential


still hate seppos though
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What does FONT mean?
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>>52848414
holy fuck
this is the only thing on here i've seen that actually makes me want to throw up
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>>52848594
FONT
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>>52848589
>>52848572
you cunts ive been doing this shit for months


hate /brit/ tbfh
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>>52848594
Full of nasty thoughts
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>>52848562
>Rawls

binned.
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>>52848594
full on noncey that
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>>52848564
for you maybe

some people appreciate things more or less than others

melt
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>>52848594
'fuck off normie twat'
its soo gay
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>>52848588
What's the sensation of speed like? Going 30mph on a bicycle feels like you're going 500mph, wonder what 70 on a scooter is like.

My mate has a 50cc scooter he doesn't use any more, might look into doing my CBT and getting his scooter at some point desu.
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the only good aus gimmick in circulation at the moment is the "having a punt", "having a go", "doing a see" etc. gimmick
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>Driving a scooter i.e. kuck-mobile

wow.
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>>52848562
fuck u

>>52848564
for you
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>>52848436
girls are really picky online and i barely meet any new people

i was getting matches every day for a week and then suddenly it's like no matches at all :\

not like the conversations went any better because i have no idea how to talk to girls in terms of jumping through hoops and shit. pfft.
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>>52848594
for our nation's triumph
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>>52848633
Rawls' theory is utter shit but it will answer his question

>not being a Luck Egalitarian
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>>52848618
A good gimmick is only posted once or twice a day.
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considering reading a book
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>driving along a straight road
>car nearly gets blown into a hedge by the wind

oh dear
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COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-EEEE!
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>>52848649
>"having a go" is a gimmick
have a go cunt
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hate jeans that have a button fly instead of a zip
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>>52848665
swearing is banned in this general
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Opinion on Huffington post?
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>tfw muzzies here are setting up charities for "refugees" and trying to house them
>tfw they'll be here soon in my town

Fucking hell lads
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>>52848700
foyt
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T-tell me lads, w-what does a w-women's saliva taste like?
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>>52848686
>not riding your motorbike at 200mph

You're not a real manx
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>>52848647
I havn't drove it on the road yet but from motorbike experience it feels really quick if you have no helmet on or no jacket I think its just the wind makes you feel like that

50cc 4 stroke scooter will be deadly slow lad and old vespas cost too much for what they are, get a cheapo 125cc motorbike and do your cbt for that

>>52848662
well my bull drives the car
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Why are humans so much better than every other animal lads?

Literally no other animal can touch us. The second smartest animal on earth are chimps that have only mastered throwing shit
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>>52848687
Liking this new meme
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>nearly 2016
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>>52848618
Now just a minute hombre, there's no need for a scuffle. Why don't you calm down and play a nice game of horseshoes? Later I reckon there'll be some boot scootin' too.
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>>52848699
I DONT GIVE A F*CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Had this dream where I was with this girl and it turned out she was a tranny and then took a shit on my bed

was well livid
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>>52848641
>for you maybe

k enjoy your delusion

end of the day sunsets will remain

riches and glory will forever stand out in anybody's life

be real llad come on dont make yell at this cunt

>>52848645
fuck OFF
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>>52848690
protip: stop shopping online
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bit worried about my mate desu

haven't heard a word since 4am
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>>52848720
>foyt
whats this
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>>52848669
to be honest you probably aren't a 5/10 if you can't get a gf
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>>52848734
>50cc 4 stroke scooter will be deadly slow

I know you can only do 30mph on them, and I thought that'd be alright if I stuck to country roads. They really that slow? Struggle to get up hills and that?

Second hand motorbikes and scooters are fucking expensive compared to cars. For a 125 that actually works it's like a grand desu
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>>52848669
>>52848781
FONT
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>>52848744
literally

literally

FUCK OFF

I do it MUCH better

fucking YANK

>>52848687
now THIS, THIS is a gimmick
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>>52848754
i just told you what font meant you sad cunt
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>>52848776
was meant to be 'foy' but hit a t by accident and didn't see the need to remove it
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>>52848781
probably a 3/10 or 4/10 then
ive had gfs before and i was mega autist back then and all
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>>52848537
If you ever look at a rate thread, nearly everyone is rated over 3/10, even the "brutally honest" ones. I'd say most people consider you 7/10 even if you're technically average.
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>>52848688
how is it not a gimmick?
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>>52848803
still dunno what that is mate wat us is ???
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the gf
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>>52848809
>tfw got rated 8/10 by a girl on /soc/ once
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>>52848832
FONT
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>>52848825
quality poontang that
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>>52848809
It is unlikely you'd post on a rate thread unless you were at least pretty good looking though.

From my experience people in rate threads are actually more attractive than average.
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Will a vespa get me a gf

>>52848774
Reckon he's threw the rope up?

>>52848782
yeah they are slow as fuck, unless it's a 2 stroke you can get them going a decent speed
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>>52848808
>>52848832
FONT
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>>52848811
coz ive heard it a thousand times over irl
>how is 'lad' not a gimmick
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>>52848700
leftie rag
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>>52848881
>coz ive heard it a thousand times over irl
ok fine what about "having a punt" and shit?
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Well good morning
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>>52848860
hope not

did just check my phone and he was texting me at 7am so think he mustve got home alright
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>>52848735
Chimps don't spend all day on /int/, though.
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>>52848793
Alright partner, these good folk have had enough of your rough housing. One more outburst and I'm afaid I'll have to take you in to the county jail.
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>>52848754
are you seriously denying that some people may derive more pleasure from nature's beauty than owning a new Audi?

jog on you fucking trolley
>>
Watched lost in translation again lol


Lovely film isn't it
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>>52848744
dont mind this gimmick
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>>52848909
there are plenty on here
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>>52848735
We killed them all.
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>>52848890
yeah those are shithouse, thats why I singled out just the one "gimmick"
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>>52848943
very nice film
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>>52848887
what's some good news outlets though?
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new thread when
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>>52848669
iktf
only way I can get a girl to like me is if I see her every day
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>>52848920
jog into a library lad

nong cunt your student euphoria is gleaming and apparent

>>52848917
*puts six into your chest* .........punk.........
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cold out
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>>52848966
/pol/
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>>52848967
bit early for that la
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>>52848943
Never seen it
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>>52848974
FONT
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http://strawpoll.me/6403478
http://strawpoll.me/6403478
http://strawpoll.me/6403478
http://strawpoll.me/6403478
http://strawpoll.me/6403478
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>>52848967
when you learn how the site works
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haven't taken off my star trek outfit since christmas day. theres a bunch of stains on it, I smell like shit and I've shouted the word 'Engage!' so often its lost all meaning
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>>52848966
I personally like the Telegraph

some people say Al-Jazeera is biased but idk, always seems fairly neutral to me

it's good to get the same story from two perspectives though

Financial Times is very unbiased but bit boring to read
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>>52848860
Do you feel quite secure on scooters? Looks like you could slide off the seat.
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>>52848956
>those are shithouse
what did he mean by this?
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NEW

>>52837669
>>52837669
>>52837669
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Bushrangers > Cowboys tbqh
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https://poal.me/3wnszn

https://poal.me/3wnszn

https://poal.me/3wnszn

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exgf just texted me
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>>52848981
>Bruce """""""education"""""""

stupid Bruce
fuck off back to your machine mate, needs operating
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>>52849031
runt.
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we're past the post limit someone do a new
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>>52849044
FONT
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>>52849022
Some motorbikes are way worse like a tiny fucking arse pad on a 200mph machine

theres a decent ammount of wind pulling on you though
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>>52849044
post it
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>when everyone disregards the serious answers and votes for the meme option
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>>52849027
>imagine a house
>its filled with just. shit
>be a shithouse
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>>52849084
like the Labour Election then?
>>
where is it gonna end lads?

whats gonna happen to us?
>>
feeling horny again lads
>>
Why should I order from the chinky?

WARNING: UNTESTED CHINKY NEVER USED IT BEFORE
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>>52849119
a gf
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>>52849108
liz kendall came last actually
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>>52849119
chicky cashoo
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>>52849119
honey chilli crispy chicken on fried rice
>>
doing a suicide
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>>52849119
SET MEAL FOR 1
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>>52849119
pwawn cwackas
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>>52848314
Are you the same guy that writes these kinda stories often? They deserve many more (You)s desu. Put a smile on my face every time lad
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>>52849163
riperoni in peperoni
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>>52849119
seaweed
egg fried rice
chicken satay
crispy chilli beef
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>>52849119
Lemon chicken with egg fried rice
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daily reminder mugi f*cks n*ggers
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>>52849163
n-no
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>>52849043
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>>52849173
>jus foah waaan? *chinese laughter*
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Shrimp ate having a party lads
>>
finna walk my dog pepe
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>>52849236
>Yes, for one. Now chop chop you useless bint, i'm hungry.
>>
henceforth, the chinese girl formerly known as 'Mugi' shall now be called

a) Poogi - because she a shit
b) Moogi - because she as big as a cow
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>>52849257
am i not invited?
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>>52849209
delete
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>>52849263
>awwwhhh no randa you no have girfren *chinese laughter intensifies*
>>
how easy is it to fuck off to new zealand for a bit?

can cover the flights but i'd have to get a job there to live

thinking about from soonish until september

feasible?
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>>52849281
Do you like algae wafers?
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>>52849276
delete
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>>52849312
>*Rees down the phone at such high volume and frequency that her ear-drums burst along with every window in her shitty establishment*
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>go to doctor
>hes some assortment of indian
>"So whats wrong?"
>"Yeah my rib is caining"
>"What does that mean?"
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>>52849377
he's gonna do some indian voodoo shit to cure you
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just installed some new boot gas struts for my car lads. love a bit of diy 2bh. saved myself a few quid too by doing it myself too.
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>>52849377
wahey as if you say caining in Bruceville

thought it was something only in my school Tbh (ESSEX)
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>>52849377
>caining
haven't heard this word in fucking ages
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>>52849377
Indian doctors are like fucking robots.
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>why yes I keep shrimp as pets
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>>52849397
>gas
????
>>
>>52849377

>caining

its caning you twat. no wonder he didn't understand you.
>>
>>52849377
>>52849418
Thought exactly the same. Been years since I've heard that word.
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>>52849411
you starring in the only way is essex la?
>>
>>52849397
>not saving even more money by just not having boot struts
>Mummy mummy! by boot lid won't stay up!!!

Millennials baka.
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>>52849411
i never used it in that tense

it was always "this cains" or "it cained" not it's caining
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>>52849119
vindaloo
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>>52849334
You'll need a work visa
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>going to watch a film with a mate
>girl says "I think we can meet today"

ERRRRR what do I do? I just want to stay inside
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>>52849461
right, meet me on Southend Pier tonight at 6 and your rib will be the last of your worries.
>>
>>52849442

they're pneumatic.
>>
>>52849454
>can-ing
are you sure lad

>>52849460
maybe we don't go out enough
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Fucking hell, I just had a wank and I didn't realize I left my curtains open.

It was wanking to hentai and you can see my monitor through my window.
>>
>>52849454
you're so right im cringing reading this now
>>52849468(me)
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>>52849476
they're easy to get for nz if you're under 30 and stay less than 18 months (or something like that)
>>
scarlett johannsen was 17 when lost in translation was filmed thats nuts

also just took a selfie with the back cam on snapchat and I am so red and my spot is like a volcano hahaha NO CHANCE i'm going to a new years party looking like this

>>52849397
good lad
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>>52849468
>cain
It comes from being hit with a cane. How did you think it would be spelled 'cain'?
>>
>>52849482
That image looks like it's from Stalker but I could be wrong.
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>>52849468
alri mate I'm not the oxford dictionary
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>>52849509
FONT
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>>52849420
I was assigned an indian for a mental health checkup

acted like a complete fucking robot whilst i bawled my soul out and had no emotional connection whatsoever, had to get his (also foreign) supervisor to tell me i was completely fine

vote ukip
>>
>cain
>caining

cretins, the lot of you
>>
give this a look lads

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/3yrs8c/uk_government_responds_to_petition_to_block/
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>>52849520
You're right
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>>52849520
it is
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>>52849511
see
>>52849505
>>
>>52849511
Caine
>>
Burnt my mouth eating last night's satay sauce. It's gone fucking molten

IN: Scooter guys and motorbike lads
OUT: FONT posters

I blacked out the screen on my SV650S today. Looks alright. Getting a new exhaust and short levers next.
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>>52849496
Wish I could spy on you desu

I'd be having a wank while looking through my binoculars
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>>52849529
will you just fuck off with your FONT - none of us are completely normie or else we wouldnt be here

two of my favourite bands are Pity Sex and The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart DOES THAT SOUND NORMIE TO YOU??!? fagot
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>>52849575
FONT
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>>52849530
They're awful Have no personality and don't seem to give a shit.
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>>52849575
>p-please im not a normsies i swears it

wriggle runt
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>>52849570
>Scooter guys
You're not that poof with the vespa in Belfast, are you?
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>>52849599
you evidently have no clue what you mean when you say it fagot
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>>52849530
ukip wants more indians though

nige has said he wants more commonwealth immigrants than EU ones
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how many days until the new years thing?
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>>52849119
Chic. Chow mein
Crispy chili shredded beef
Satay sauce to dip prawn crackers in
>>
>>52849611
>normal as an insult
try harder at life tbqh
>>
Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?
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>>52849608
>don't seem to give a shit

AND NEITHER DOES THE NHS!!!
>>
>>52849570
Why short levers lad? is SV650 your first bike after doing yer test? the meme is that they're a starter baiku

>>52849613
that's me an ill fucking bang u one out irl
>>
Just watched that star wars film malarkey, was a good 2 hours haha
>>
Motorised-fedoras and kuck-mobile posters please fuck off.
>>
i stink lads

im really SMELLY right now lol so stinky
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>>52849624
>UKIP want a 50,000/yr immigration cap when current immigration is over 300,000/yr
>hurr farage wants more pakis
consider pooicide
>>
balt music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KKHDy2VgHA
>>
>>52849626
TOMOZ NIGHT FAMZ
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>>52849636
not saying it

just saying its pathetic watching you plead your case for not being a normal


>>52849645
tell yanks to fuck off

on that note

fuck off yank
>>
i have a mate who unironically uses the term 'coloured' when referring to black people.
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>>52849657
Meet me in the Wats en u fukn scrote.
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>>52849661
Did Finn and Rey fuck? Please say yes.
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>>52849657
Doing a run of your plates
See you soon x
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>>52849698
So?
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>>52849674
hahaha you stinky boy let me have a sniff phwoarrr
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>>52849702
Have to watch it to find out ;)
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>>52849723
go away you weirdo omg lol
>>
>>52849716
going to require a delete on this pasta cunt

and i know its you
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>>52849702
She dropped the f word on him.
>>
the holocaust never happened
>>
>>52849700
Aye hang on til I lace up my DM's arsepiece

>>52849708
good luck i'm behind 7 plates

>>52849747
good lad
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>>52849655
When I spoke to the NHS about my looney problems I had to speak to a woman once a week, think she was actually Indian but she sounded qt on the phone and do some shitty thing online because iirc there wasn't a person available in my area for a one to one chat and fuck going to a group session.

That didn't help, ended up seeing a therapist privately and that didn't help but at least I found out how to get better.

CBT is a bit pants really. It teaches you about your anxiety but you are the only person that can cure it.
>>
>>52849698
what are you meant to say when you're talking about POC?

i usually just bite the bullet and say black because i have a black friend and she calls herself black (i think?)
>>
why is the /tv/ janny so awful

i post a totally on topic thread and he deletes it
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>>52849773
>POC
PHWOAR LAD
>>
JANNY
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>>52849657
How is a 650cc bike a starter bike?
>>
HE
>>
;)
>>
>>52849752
JANNY JANNY JANNY
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>>52849758
I'll be the one in the reebok tracksuit under the bottom bridge sniffing glue.
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>>52849657
I've got stock levers atm, they're not adjustable and in my thick winter gloves they sometimes mess me around a bit. I only use 2/3 fingers anyway

And yeah, it's my first bike, got my A2 licence about 6 months ago. Thinking of taking the throttle stop off tomorrow desu, very illegal though inni
>>
>>52849773
>what are you meant to say when you're talking about POC?

wogs, darkies, piccaninnies or black bastards usually
>>
Why is Chinese food so fucking expensive lads
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JANNY TAKING NO PRISONERS
>>
the janny deleted a thread
>>
>>52849777
oh yeah? how's about you let us be the judge of that

what was the thread?
>>
Coming back from this shithole lad, godbelend.
Gonna yiff the misses right good
>>
>The German town of Arnsberg has banned the use of New Year fireworks around its migrant and refugees shelters to avoid the bangs triggering traumatic flashbacks
>>
>>52849821
he did what now
>>
>>52849777
>totally

Fuck off yank
>>
>>52849831
i said he deleted a thread
>>
>>52849827
>random one liner to trigger rorke/rasheed posting
no
>>
>>52849827
and to think I used to be a bit of a Germanboo
>>
>>52849827
fair imo
>>
>>52849805
It's a single or twin cylinder and only like 30hp whereas a 600cc inline 4 sportbike would be doing 90 horsepower+

cc isnt everyfing lad

>>52849814
>he actually restricted his bike
h3h3h3h3, I was so close to buying a fzr 400 with a spare 600 engine but didnt have the money
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>/o/ tries to have a /brit/ thread
>ruined by Americans
>>
>>52849874
omo...
>>
>>52849874
you didn't clean your teeth
>>
>>52849873
ah right
>cc isnt everyfing lad
delete this
>>
>>52849874

*punches you in the jaw as hard as I can*

enjoy eating soup for the next month while thats wired hahahah
>>
>>52849822
i admit it was a shitpost but it was related to /tv/
>>
>>52849874
FONT
>>
>>52849827
sandniggers love gunfire and explosions, it's their natural element
>>
17 shots

no 38
>>
hello mr thompson
>>
>>52849874
You a good boy for your master lad
>>
>>52849874
lies thats your own cum
>>
>>52849895
>yuropoor cars
Lets be serious shall we
>>
>Spent uni wishing I could get a 'real job' where I could wear a suit everyday and have to attend meetings and shit
>Now I have that I can't stand it and wish I could go back to wearing what I want with minimum responsibility

bad feels
>>
>>52849934
POO
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>>52849952
FONT
>>
IN
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>>52849873
It's a V-twin, 72hp unrestricted, 47 on the A2 licence. Stil does 0-60 in less than 4 seconds. Don't know how the fuck to take the throttle bodies off to get the throttle stop off desu
>>
MICROSOFT
>>
doing an autism
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>>52849869
germany is dead mate
>>
>>52849818
>tfw deep fat fryer
>tfw can make my own prawn crackers, sweet and sour chicken balls and egg fried rice

Only have to pay like a fiver for a main dish
>>
>>52849944
Better than American cars desu, anyway thats not the point
>>
Euro Truck Sim party at my house tonight lads

You're all welcome
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>>52850054
i'll bring the guinness
>>
>>52850083
Sorry no alcohol allowed.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35173494
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>>52850110
rasheed
>>
>>52850122
Read this as POO tbqh
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can't figure out if azusa is an anime person or a combined asutralia nz and usa thread
>>
>>52850110
that's no fun
>>
Cornwall is my bf
>>
need to come in a pussy
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>>52850237
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good morning lads!
>>
had an odd do last night; was on the iPost in bed and then heard a tremendous racket of banging on the door, which i told prompt-like to fuck off

now twas either the paterfamilias taking issue with choons i may have been playing, or twas a Supernatural Being

im assuming the latter because theres been no mention of the event thus far, and thats usually the case if theres cause for an argy bargy to be had
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Reminder that if you one of the many posters who posts links ITT, you should remember that I don't open a single one of them. Youtube, BBC, Vice, DailyMail, vocaroo, anything; I do not click a single one. All that time you spend highlighting the link, copying and pasting it, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting eagerly waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content on the other side of the link are completely and utterly wasted on me because I do not, ever, open links ITT.
>>
>>52850327
hated every dripping word of this post
>>
>>52850345
>filling out the CAPTCHA
>not having a pass

plens
>>
>>52850316
shoo shoo
>>
>>52850316
alright essex mate
>>
>>52850316
good sundown lad
>>
>>52850361

>plen

ancient gimmick
>>
>>52850345
It's like when people post music videos

Nobody fucking cares about your music taste as special as you may think you are so when you reply to 'what are you listening to' you shouldn't be shocked when you waste your time posting something nobody cares about
>>
>>52850361
>paying a Japanese millionaire's bills for him while his employees work without wages
>>
>>52850345
>filling out the CAPTCHA
>>
>>52850398
wag1 lad
>>
Getting a cheeky Japanese takeaway tonight lads
>>
>>52850413
pretty sure my passes are from when moot was still owner of the site
>>
>>>/mu/61365461

new
>>
>>52850416
nah mate i'm bt4 postcode

HAHA
>>
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>>52850350
:(
>>
why is the North getting flooded? Why isn't the government doing anything about it?
>>
ON THOSE DAYS WHERE YOU JUST CANT SIT STILL, AND WANT TO THROW IT ALL AWAY

DON'T SAY A WORD, JUST OPEN THE DOOR!
>>
>>52850511
we send a bit of water their way to keep them in their place
>>
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New ring lads
>>
>>52850472
kys
>>
>>52850467
fuck off yank
>>
>>52850459
So either:

(1): You will be renewing your pass, paying a Japanese millionaires bills, in order to avoid filling out the CAPTCHA.

or

(2) You won't renew your pass and will be filling out the CAPTCHA like everyone else, which is what you were originally deriding people for here >>52850361.

tl;dr I win. Feel free to reply to this post with angry whining, microbe.
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>why doesnt goverment contol rain
>>
I want to get rich and bag a golddigging wife, purely so people will see a beautiful woman with a disgusting ape like me and be appalled at the sight
>>
>>52850350
>>52850416
Here, check this nut
*thumbs over shoulder at*
>>52850485
who even is he? never seen that flag in my life
>>
should i use a diff dating site other than Tinder lads
>>
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if you have a 4chan pass, what happens if you get banned? you just have to sit through it?
>>
>>52850536
scrunt
>>
>>52850558

>what is HAARP
>>
>>52850621
FONT
>>
>>52850621
Grindr lad
>>
>>52850609
been in italy and that
>>
>>52850609
its the pasta cunt
>>
>>52850585
I've never really understood the appeal of trophy wives. Sure it would be great to put your penis in a hot, young bimbo but ultimately everyone will look at you and know that she's just a very-well-paid escort with one solitary client. That's essentially what's happening, everyone knows it and it's just too transparent for me.
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35198500

tfw no sana gf

be good if female jihadists punishment was a good dicking

>>52850667
>>52850666
UGH
>>
>>52850626
nah you can just use a vpn lol
>>
Willy is erect right now as I type this
>>
I will ltierally never buya 4chan pass for the sole purpose that if you ever end up in court, even if entirely innocent, they'll easily make you out to be a pyscho.

'Did you, or did you not, purchase a pass to make communication either on a website known for extreme porn, padeophillia and sociopathic tendencies?'

'I-I-I was just talking about crisps and slags with the lads, I swear, and a bit of Craven, yano, the Lord? Look, my mate at York uni can b-back me up..'
>>
nĂ¼

>>52850713

>>52850713

>>52850713

>>52850713
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>>52850704
same
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>>52850667
stop referring to me in such a derogatory manner. it is most unwise of you. most unwise.
>>
what are you listening to lads
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