i GOT 5 ON IT LMAOOO YOOOOO EDITION HAAHHAHA
firmino
kpop desu lads
inb4 janny
AZUSA
CLEAR
ALL YOUR CD RACK
WON'T GET NONE OF YOUR CDS BACK
>a thread? nah not a fan
(a impression of what the janny might think at this)
(not implying I am the janitor in any way of course)
>cara
>maisie
>daisy
>other actresses
>>>/hr/
>>>/s/
>>>/tv/
>>>/cripplechan/
>anime
>>>/a/
>>>/c/
>>>/h/
>jpop
>kpop
>>>/mu/
>>>/jp/
>rap
>grime
>>>/mu/
>homosexuality
>transgenderism
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/b/
>"Rorke"
>>>/reddit/
>"Rasheed"
>>>/pol/
>fedora post
>>>/b/
>>>/s4s/
>tinder
>"my gf"
>>>/soc/
>"FONT"
>feels
>tripfags
>>>/r9k/
>Americans
>Canadians
>>>/int/cum/
>>I listened to the Arctic Monkeys when I was 16
>>52847958
RITSU
NEW
>>52847897
>>52847897
>>52847897
>>52847897
>>52847897
O JANNY BOY THE THREADS, THE THREADS ARE CALLING
FOUND HIM
>>52847954
>>52847992
what are you doing eejit
>>52847992
janny attack
Wish I had a down syndrome dwarf fella I could be mates with and make him happy :')
https://www.fb.com/ChaosChytistOfficial/videos/10153982158544396/
>>52847998
ay das me
Got a confession lads...I've never watched K-on.
I don't really like little girl anime, but I really like YuruYuri. How does it compare? Should I watch it?
Me on the right
>>52847993
lmao you'll give him an asthma attack if you continue m8
>Got a confession lads...I've never watched K-on.
need pics of yui and azucat NOW
>FONT
nup
i cannot work in these conditions
my art of good posts is being affected by such unruly shenanigans
>FONT
>>52847982
I unironically did tbqh fa m Favourite Worst nightmare was my shit
>>52848090
goodpost
>>52848090
yui
>>52847927
nice
Literally stuck in a traffic jam... in a car park lads
And it's not even to park I'm just trying to exit
>I've never watched K-on
>>52848037
>>52847971
what are we supposed to talk about then
Lads how is it like to live in a country where you can openly support your monarch? I'll never know that feel
>>52848035
probably the most disturbing thing I've ever seen
>>52848111
need more
lost my folder
IN
>Banterous lads
>Problem drinkers
>Speedlads
>Lib Dems
>Patricians
>Strawpollers
OUT
>Anime nonces
>Kpop runts
>ASMR deviants
>RRREEEEEE autismos
>Janny boy
>Hat-posters, ironic hat-posters & post-ironic hat-posters
>Literally stuck in a traffic jam
CHAT SHIT
GET BANGED
>>52848128
eyes on the road
the rozzers will be round any minute now, i've given you fair warning
>>52848033
better film it :^)
>work day
>roads busy
having a think about the old /brit/ personalities. halcyon days 2bh.
got a glock in my rari
>>52848148
You'd be considered a bit of weirdo, most people are pretty ambivalent towards them.
>Hat-posters, ironic hat-posters & post-ironic hat-posters
>>>/r9k/25357920
posting the classic that started it all
>>52848161
here here
>>52848161
good post
>>52848159
bit silly of you f@m
http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag&word=唯梓
watching kpop videos
girls generation seems a bit naff
Is it easy to get a blood test on the NHS?
Can I just go in and ask or do I have to pretend to be dying or something
>>52848177
>halcyon
*tips*
>>52848166
Road laws don't apply in car parks it's private property
You can ignore all speed limits and any signs and they can't do shit
>>52848189
IVE HAD THIS ON REPEAT ALL DAY TODAY OMG TWINNINGGGG OMFG
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/introducing-govuk-verify/introducing-govuk-verify
Worried to be honest. How long until 4chan uses this to verify UK users to prevent ban evading with dynamic IPs?
Star Wars
30 hours til megalash and pingers lads
>>52848223
For what? Just donate blood if you only want to know your blood type 2bh.
>>52848213
I drew this.
>>52848161
2 in
3 out
>>52848223
say you think you had an allergic reaction to something
>>52848249
Slag Wars more like haha
>>52848249
>yank
fuck off yank
>>52848252
the idea of new years and getting drunk is just gone from my head
going to sit there and just watch a film i think
ugh just been smoking weed all this xmas holiday and got up at like 3pm and not gettin any matches on tinder anymore and think im just gonna give up with that cant be arsed with anything cba getting gf whats the point im just a 5/10 never gonna get anywhere might as well just float on with life not caring about who i am or what i do
>I work
>>52848262
off you fuck.
>>52848249
gross ass. disgusting.
>>52848274
FONT
>>52848257
really?!
it VERY good well done lad
>>52848249
DING DONG
Girls generation and aCE of angels are goddesses
>*stumble home and collapse on chair, bloodied and exhausted*
>*knife wound still seeping thick, red, English blood*
>*I hear Pakis yelling outside my window*
>"ju-just one more time" I splutter
>*log into /brit/, tell yanks to fuck off and give all the good lads one last goodbye*
>*tell them to fight for their country, their race, and their lives*
>"God bless you all"
>*pakis banging and shouting outside my door - any minute now*
>*put on headphones, press play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3Kvu6Kgp88*
>*sip my last beer and look out the window, fighting back tears with a smile, reminiscing the good times with the lads*
>*the chimneys and roofs tops dissipate into a white glow*
>I regret nothing
>*I hear his voice*
>"yer did well lad - yer did well"
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>52848288
foy
>>52848307
goo post
Getting out of bed lads
>>52848287
"banterous lads" and "patricians" are a bit ambiguous though imo
http://poal.me/aqt3ni
VOTE VOTE VOTE
>>52848163
how is this even a thing
it's really creepy when I see these ponies people, fortunately I haven't seen anyone irl yet, not even in those anime conventions or however they are called in english
>>52848292
not really not been laid in 4 years now practially a virgin imo
Got this back light for my vespa today, thanks
>>52848328
meant good
>>52848243
It's only for government services you mong
>>52848345
bender
>poal
>>52848328
meant poo
>this melt and his scooters
>>52848345
>Vespa
Bit gay
>>52848336
If you qualify for any of the 'OUT' options, you're definitely neither of those.
Be Vigilant, Know Your Rorke!
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>>52848345
What Vespa do you have?
>>52848386
>ukip
>fascism
>>52848274
>just a 5/10
so better than literally half of male population
congrats that's really nothing to sniff at
>>52848386
>ukip
>in the same chart as literal neo-nazis
fucking hell how delusional are these people
>>52848400
It's a bajaj chetak which I'm trying to do up like a rally 200, has a t5 172cc kitted engine in it so should be pretty fast for what it is
>>52848267
These ARE the droids I'm looking for!!
>>52848341
FONT
>>52848436
No, attractiveness is a bell curve
>>52848386
>liberty GB
>ukip
jesus christ really?
if you want a gf then you're a weak cunt
>>52848459
>172cc
Noice, how fast does it go? Does it get a bit hairy going quick on a moped?
>>52848428
>>52848442
but one of them said gays cause floodin and da bbc says they is racist innit
>>52848492
actually take that back, thought liberty gp was the libertarian party.
The value of anything is purely how we personally view it.
So is it not possible that sitting on the beach overlooking the sunset could have more value to me than all the riches and gold in the world?
>have to go down North End Road
>gonna be full of pakis and muslims
kill me now senpai
>>52848471
right, so better than half the male population seeing as 5/10 is dead centre
>>52848521
yes
mornin lads
Howdy partners, y'all ready for a big hootenanny American style?
>>52848521
yes it's possible
go and read Rawls' egalitarianism you uneducated mongoloid
>>52848521
a few minutes of glee is certainly incomparable to financial security and wealth for you and your family
>>52848561
good gimmick
jus see how it goes
>>52848561
okay
>>52848505
Only about 70mph but it's the acceleration which is fast because high revving 2 stroke going through the gears I mean 2nd and 3rd just rev and rev, yeah you feel everything in the road on 10 inch wheels when had a motorbike with 17" wheels I just drove over cans in the road instead of swerving but on the scooter i'll probably never stop looking on the ground
It doesn't have any indicators either, but i'm going to get bar end ones like the post you replied to
pic is mine atm its a shitter but it's not finished yet
>>52848561
potential
still hate seppos though
What does FONT mean?
>>52848414
holy fuck
this is the only thing on here i've seen that actually makes me want to throw up
>>52848594
FONT
>>52848589
>>52848572
you cunts ive been doing this shit for months
hate /brit/ tbfh
>>52848594
Full of nasty thoughts
>>52848562
>Rawls
binned.
>>52848594
full on noncey that
>>52848564
for you maybe
some people appreciate things more or less than others
melt
>>52848594
'fuck off normie twat'
its soo gay
>>52848588
What's the sensation of speed like? Going 30mph on a bicycle feels like you're going 500mph, wonder what 70 on a scooter is like.
My mate has a 50cc scooter he doesn't use any more, might look into doing my CBT and getting his scooter at some point desu.
the only good aus gimmick in circulation at the moment is the "having a punt", "having a go", "doing a see" etc. gimmick
>Driving a scooter i.e. kuck-mobile
wow.
>>52848562
fuck u
>>52848564
for you
>>52848436
girls are really picky online and i barely meet any new people
i was getting matches every day for a week and then suddenly it's like no matches at all :\
not like the conversations went any better because i have no idea how to talk to girls in terms of jumping through hoops and shit. pfft.
>>52848594
for our nation's triumph
>>52848633
Rawls' theory is utter shit but it will answer his question
>not being a Luck Egalitarian
>>52848618
A good gimmick is only posted once or twice a day.
considering reading a book
>driving along a straight road
>car nearly gets blown into a hedge by the wind
oh dear
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-EEEE!
>>52848649
>"having a go" is a gimmick
have a go cunt
hate jeans that have a button fly instead of a zip
>>52848665
swearing is banned in this general
Opinion on Huffington post?
>tfw muzzies here are setting up charities for "refugees" and trying to house them
>tfw they'll be here soon in my town
Fucking hell lads
>>52848700
foyt
T-tell me lads, w-what does a w-women's saliva taste like?
>>52848686
>not riding your motorbike at 200mph
You're not a real manx
>>52848647
I havn't drove it on the road yet but from motorbike experience it feels really quick if you have no helmet on or no jacket I think its just the wind makes you feel like that
50cc 4 stroke scooter will be deadly slow lad and old vespas cost too much for what they are, get a cheapo 125cc motorbike and do your cbt for that
>>52848662
well my bull drives the car
Why are humans so much better than every other animal lads?
Literally no other animal can touch us. The second smartest animal on earth are chimps that have only mastered throwing shit
>>52848687
Liking this new meme
>nearly 2016
>>52848618
Now just a minute hombre, there's no need for a scuffle. Why don't you calm down and play a nice game of horseshoes? Later I reckon there'll be some boot scootin' too.
>>52848699
I DONT GIVE A F*CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Had this dream where I was with this girl and it turned out she was a tranny and then took a shit on my bed
was well livid
>>52848641
>for you maybe
k enjoy your delusion
end of the day sunsets will remain
riches and glory will forever stand out in anybody's life
be real llad come on dont make yell at this cunt
>>52848645
fuck OFF
>>52848690
protip: stop shopping online
bit worried about my mate desu
haven't heard a word since 4am
>>52848720
>foyt
whats this
>>52848669
to be honest you probably aren't a 5/10 if you can't get a gf
>>52848734
>50cc 4 stroke scooter will be deadly slow
I know you can only do 30mph on them, and I thought that'd be alright if I stuck to country roads. They really that slow? Struggle to get up hills and that?
Second hand motorbikes and scooters are fucking expensive compared to cars. For a 125 that actually works it's like a grand desu
>>52848744
literally
literally
FUCK OFF
I do it MUCH better
fucking YANK
>>52848687
now THIS, THIS is a gimmick
>>52848754
i just told you what font meant you sad cunt
>>52848776
was meant to be 'foy' but hit a t by accident and didn't see the need to remove it
>>52848781
probably a 3/10 or 4/10 then
ive had gfs before and i was mega autist back then and all
>>52848537
If you ever look at a rate thread, nearly everyone is rated over 3/10, even the "brutally honest" ones. I'd say most people consider you 7/10 even if you're technically average.
>>52848688
how is it not a gimmick?
>>52848803
still dunno what that is mate wat us is ???
the gf
>>52848809
>tfw got rated 8/10 by a girl on /soc/ once
>>52848832
FONT
>>52848825
quality poontang that
>>52848809
It is unlikely you'd post on a rate thread unless you were at least pretty good looking though.
From my experience people in rate threads are actually more attractive than average.
Will a vespa get me a gf
>>52848774
Reckon he's threw the rope up?
>>52848782
yeah they are slow as fuck, unless it's a 2 stroke you can get them going a decent speed
>>52848811
coz ive heard it a thousand times over irl
>how is 'lad' not a gimmick
>>52848700
leftie rag
>>52848881
>coz ive heard it a thousand times over irl
ok fine what about "having a punt" and shit?
Well good morning
>>52848860
hope not
did just check my phone and he was texting me at 7am so think he mustve got home alright
>>52848735
Chimps don't spend all day on /int/, though.
>>52848793
Alright partner, these good folk have had enough of your rough housing. One more outburst and I'm afaid I'll have to take you in to the county jail.
>>52848754
are you seriously denying that some people may derive more pleasure from nature's beauty than owning a new Audi?
jog on you fucking trolley
Watched lost in translation again lol
Lovely film isn't it
>>52848744
dont mind this gimmick
>>52848909
there are plenty on here
>>52848735
We killed them all.
>>52848890
yeah those are shithouse, thats why I singled out just the one "gimmick"
>>52848943
very nice film
>>52848887
what's some good news outlets though?
new thread when
>>52848669
iktf
only way I can get a girl to like me is if I see her every day
>>52848920
jog into a library lad
nong cunt your student euphoria is gleaming and apparent
>>52848917
*puts six into your chest* .........punk.........
cold out
>>52848966
/pol/
>>52848967
bit early for that la
>>52848943
Never seen it
>>52848974
FONT
http://strawpoll.me/6403478
http://strawpoll.me/6403478
http://strawpoll.me/6403478
http://strawpoll.me/6403478
http://strawpoll.me/6403478
>>52848967
when you learn how the site works
haven't taken off my star trek outfit since christmas day. theres a bunch of stains on it, I smell like shit and I've shouted the word 'Engage!' so often its lost all meaning
>>52848966
I personally like the Telegraph
some people say Al-Jazeera is biased but idk, always seems fairly neutral to me
it's good to get the same story from two perspectives though
Financial Times is very unbiased but bit boring to read
>>52848860
Do you feel quite secure on scooters? Looks like you could slide off the seat.
>>52848956
>those are shithouse
what did he mean by this?
Bushrangers > Cowboys tbqh
https://poal.me/3wnszn
https://poal.me/3wnszn
https://poal.me/3wnszn
https://poal.me/3wnszn
exgf just texted me
>>52848981
>Bruce """""""education"""""""
stupid Bruce
fuck off back to your machine mate, needs operating
>>52849031
runt.
we're past the post limit someone do a new
>>52849044
FONT
>>52849022
Some motorbikes are way worse like a tiny fucking arse pad on a 200mph machine
theres a decent ammount of wind pulling on you though
>>52849044
post it
>when everyone disregards the serious answers and votes for the meme option
>>52849027
>imagine a house
>its filled with just. shit
>be a shithouse
>>52849084
like the Labour Election then?
where is it gonna end lads?
whats gonna happen to us?
feeling horny again lads
Why should I order from the chinky?
WARNING: UNTESTED CHINKY NEVER USED IT BEFORE
>>52849119
a gf
>>52849108
liz kendall came last actually
>>52849119
chicky cashoo
>>52849119
honey chilli crispy chicken on fried rice
doing a suicide
>>52849119
SET MEAL FOR 1
>>52849119
pwawn cwackas
>>52848314
Are you the same guy that writes these kinda stories often? They deserve many more (You)s desu. Put a smile on my face every time lad
>>52849163
riperoni in peperoni
>>52849119
seaweed
egg fried rice
chicken satay
crispy chilli beef
>>52849119
Lemon chicken with egg fried rice
daily reminder mugi f*cks n*ggers
>>52849163
n-no
>>52849043
>>52849173
>jus foah waaan? *chinese laughter*
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Shrimp ate having a party lads
finna walk my dog pepe
>>52849236
>Yes, for one. Now chop chop you useless bint, i'm hungry.
henceforth, the chinese girl formerly known as 'Mugi' shall now be called
a) Poogi - because she a shit
b) Moogi - because she as big as a cow
>>52849257
am i not invited?
>>52849209
delete
>>52849263
>awwwhhh no randa you no have girfren *chinese laughter intensifies*
how easy is it to fuck off to new zealand for a bit?
can cover the flights but i'd have to get a job there to live
thinking about from soonish until september
feasible?
>>52849281
Do you like algae wafers?
>>52849276
delete
>>52849312
>*Rees down the phone at such high volume and frequency that her ear-drums burst along with every window in her shitty establishment*
>go to doctor
>hes some assortment of indian
>"So whats wrong?"
>"Yeah my rib is caining"
>"What does that mean?"
>>52849377
he's gonna do some indian voodoo shit to cure you
just installed some new boot gas struts for my car lads. love a bit of diy 2bh. saved myself a few quid too by doing it myself too.
>>52849377
wahey as if you say caining in Bruceville
thought it was something only in my school Tbh (ESSEX)
>>52849377
>caining
haven't heard this word in fucking ages
>>52849377
Indian doctors are like fucking robots.
>why yes I keep shrimp as pets
>>52849397
>gas
????
