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lisicki
making an animation of the blitz right now actually desu
Love Horrible Histories desu
oh man I remember those books haha good times haha
>>52845015
Islam is nothing like homosexuality, you racist fuck.
>>52845046
I used to love HH till I realised half the stuff in them was complete bullshit desu
>>52845082
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>>52845069
where the pic
>>52845069
me on the left
Going to be sober throughout January, lads.
It's becoming dangerous. A colleague died a month ago from alcohol poisoning too.
gf just sent me this
http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1451465497648.jpg
>>52845046
GOAT books
Need a new coat and a new sweater or two desu
my heroes tbhfamalam
Didn't get to post my new lisicki much before my net got nookd, didnt see any lisickis in the last thread weo
>>52845078
Give us a peek lad
England's Brave Joe Calzaghe lads
Police were on the lookout for an over-excited cyclist after a woman reported a Lycra-clad man with an erection wandering around Manchester city centre.
Officers were deployed around the tram stop at Piccadilly Gardens after the distressed woman rang to report a man in his 50s sporting tight cycling shorts in a state of arousal.
She claimed the man was behaving ‘suspiciously’ after raising the alarm.
It is understood the woman rang police at around 4.20pm, with officers quickly taking to the streets to find the eager gent.
But they couldn’t find anyone matching the description - and were forced to abandon the search.
I have read that book it's god-tier
>>52845108
Billy
>>52845140
Greatest boxer Britain has ever had, just a bonus he was Welsh as well.
>>52845117
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>>52845134
can't only started yesterday
here's a heinkel sprite i drew for i thought
>>52845134
>nookd
>>>/b/
cobra would have had him m8
too big too strong tbqh
reminder that all FONT posters are Billy no-mates and belong in the sperg crèche >>>/r9k/britfeel
How do I submit my script to the BBC lads?
>>52845111
have another for those numbers
>you are now remembering what it feels like to kiss a girl, how warm her skin is, how urgent her breathing is, how warm and wet her mouth feels, how your heart races with adrenaline, how her perfume fills your nostrils as she is right there in your personal space
>>52845216
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>>52845222
Submit your arse to the bbc instead
>>52845178
Don't understand this meme
>>52845171
I used to make sprites when I was a wee nipper, done a few planes but can't be arsed posting them because they can probably be backtraced to find my alias
>>52845213
carlton lad big up
>>52845213
what an absolute fucking moron
ggg would destroy him
>>52845213
>lat pull-downs and pull-ups: everyday, chest day: never
>>52845264
Wrong weight division.
>>52845045
Yes it's perfectly safe. We don't have so many gypsies, my town (a town of 50k people) had a small gypsie camp in the woods, they were like 5-8 people. They were moved, but they're still camping somewhere, I don't even know where. In any case, they wouldn't go far from the city, and if you're camping in our nature, you'll be far away from any gypsie. Oslo has a bit more tho, heh...
As for bears, pic related.
>>52845241
ty senpai
Syrian refugees given asylum in Greater Manchester did their bit to help boost flood defences in Rochdale after the town was devastated by torrential Boxing Day downpours.
A group of seven migrants from the war-torn country, wanting to ‘give something back to the community’, helped with flood prevention efforts in Littleborough on Tuesday after Saturday’s extreme weather.
The volunteers, who are currently living in Manchester , were put to work shovelling sand into sandbags, in the car park of town’s Conservative club.
Yasser al-Jassem, a teacher who came to Britain in the back of a lorry from Calais in May, said: “We saw the pictures on TV and wanted to help.
“The people of Greater Manchester have been very good to us and so we wanted to offer our help to them.
“As Syrian refugees, we are honoured to take part in community service initiatives such as this to give back to the communities that have so warmly taken us in.
“I put out a call through WhatsApp and immediately had many other Syrian refugees join me.
“It shows that we are very much interested in not only becoming a part of British society, but also contributing to it.”
>>52845246
girls smell nice, are there girls that don't smell nice?
>>52845159
lol
>>52845226
where were u when big stiff european bum klitschko btfo
i was on sky sports ppv when michael buffer ring
'oooookraine is kill'
'no'
and u???????
>tfw no Brit ice hockey bros
>tfw gotta watch streams
>tfw team might not make the playoffs anyway
bad feels
>>52845246
never kissed a girl so I don't remember haha
>>52845307
>supporting franchises as if anything bad will happen
lols
>>52845264
Too big and too strong
GGG on suicide watch
YWN splurge your load over Sarah Michelle Geller's young supple breasts.
>>52845307
Where from yankland are you from?
>>52845216
>è
fuck off frog
>>52845307
I am the only person I know that likes NFL. I support Iggles. Not a good year.
>>52845340
>that art on the wall
J U S T
>>52845307
Which team?
>>52845246
>when your move down from her lips to her neck and her breathing speeds up as she grips you
Kissing a girl never fails to get me hard as a diamond just because of how sensual the moment is.
>>52845364
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>>52845340
business idea: extra slags addon
works alongside extra flags but attatches a slag pic from each region
>>52845307
ask kev
>>52845246
kissing and cuddling girls in bed is literally better than sex Tbh
>>52845213
I don't think he would pass a German goo girl either tbqh
>don't know what FONT means
>too nervous to ask
>>52845291
>“It shows that we are very much interested in not only becoming a part of British society, but also contributing to it.”
>actually having to state this
could have at least tried to hide their gimmick
Stupid question:
I just want to make sure I'm right on this. You come out your fathers balls as a sperm and then you get turned into a human by your mum's egg. Right? Like we are actually the sperm right?
It's not wrong for me to say 'How was I born an Englishman by complete chance if it was only my father's balls I could have came out from' ?
>>52845386
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>>52845364
give her a big lovebite just for badness HAHAHA go show that one to your daddy luv
>>52845346
Eliza Dushku is objectively the best Buffyfu.
>>52845391
Fuck
Off
Normie
Twat
>>52845413
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https://youtu.be/DaugRxMz7tw
look at this gorgeous wee minxes haircut lad
I need to leave lads
>>52845353
Every normie enjoys NFL. Only enlightened individuals, such as myself, enjoy college football.
>>52845391
FONF
>>52845359
USA: 4
Canada: 2
At the juniors btfo
Also I'm from SC so I rep the Canes faM
>>52845402
The sperm bites it's way into the egg and eats the nutrients inside to grow up into a human being
>>52845246
I get this when I have my eyes examined. Why do Specsavers hire beautiful optometrists in their early 20s to look into my eyes, breath on my face and send shivers down my spine with their song voices? It's like being Odysseus tied to a ship's mast to have to stop myself from just reaching forward and kissing their soft lips. I know it ruin my life, but it's pure torture.
doing a feel too depressed to get up and face the day and also cant smile
>>52845291
such a smarmy article but fair do's to them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6pkNuXAVZs
Lads, my eyelashes on one eye are turning white. What do?
Should I see a doctor?
>>52845402
No we are not the sperm. "We" refers to the human, not the sperm. And the human doesn't exist without the egg. Which is also why the whole "you were the fastest sperm, jus b urself!" meme is shite.
>>52845477
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>>52845402
You are both the sperm and the egg. You only half started out as the sperm, because you also half started out as the egg.
>>52845497
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>>52845484
will not be masturbating to this
>>52845415
Very accurate post
Willow fags are the worst
>>52845484
me lying down
>>52845440
would love to learn violin
>>52845497
this is not a NT ting cornie and you know it
>>52845402
No anon, that isn't how reproduction works at all. The egg and the sperm both provide half your DNA
THERE'S A MAN
GOIN' ROUND
TAKIN NAMES
>>52845508
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>>52845517
you are a NT though dormer
>>52845474
You should watch ASMR videos (if you don't already); they try to capture this feeling.
>>52845477
You're not alone, senpai. It gets better.
>>52845527
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>>52845536
>It gets better.
not for everyone
https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6kW5vBbkM5dMSS-RZz
lads
>>52845536
>It gets better.
gud 1 m8
>>52845536
I'm 27, when does it get better?
maisie
>>52845474
welcome to ASMR lad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiPvQcyEfEY&index=2&list=PL3vCMBMAqQ_1gP6dPtJF46m6m8SkPuObq
>>52845527
no i am not cornie
>>52845474
Same. My first sexual thoughts were getting my eyes tested.
The optometrist had long black hair, wore a short skirt, leather boots up to her knees, tights on and a tight fitting top. Her breath smelt a bit of cigarettes. Funny how every one of those things are a fetish of mine now.
>>52845583
yes u are desu
>>52845571
aint cliccin dat lmao
>>52845571
Hello Reddit
>>52845590
how am i?
>>52845583
you are
you will never even live 1% of the life lemmy lived
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL7-sbiGlzw
>>52845593
me top middle
>>52845622
you've had concsensual sex with a girl who wasn't an escort
Still playing Assassins Creed: Syndicate.
Man I am really shit at this game. I fucking always always always get seen by the enemies despite trying my best to play stealthily. In the end I have to resort to assassinating all the enemies in the area just so I can move unseen.
doin a think
doing a watch
don't believe he did it Tbh
>>52845586
Fetishes are often a result of the earliest sexual imprints. Read The Human Zoo.
>>52845660
piss off normie in denial
worst kind
>>52845593
i keep getting called cute on grindr :(
>>52845648
zzzz
sex doesn't instantly make you a full blown turbo normie all of sudden pal
my life is JUST tier atm
>>52845689
POWERBOTTOM
>>52845693
deluded normie twat
Sometimes I wonder if the feeling you get when a jobby is brewing down there is the same for girls as it is for guys. All guys acknowledge that it feels good. Not only the actual shitting process but even just the build-up when a shit is on the way feels pleasant. But because the prostate is up there in men, you have to wonder if women really feel the same pleasure before/during a shit as men do.
>>52845693
classic normie in denial
>>52845577
>>52845575
>>52845553
It does. Eventually you'll just come to accept everything that's wrong with you, and life will get better from there. When you really don't give a shit about your future, stop comparing yourself to others and just try to be the best man you can be, things will start going right.
>>52845689
Is that a bad thing? I went on for a nosey but all the "trannies" are 50 year olds in tights hahaha
>>52845682
my fetish is fanny
love them
imprinted pretty early in life then hahaha
I am not a normie
>kissing with girl on my bed
>she stops, looks all serious, says that shes not in love with me
>I act shocked (as if I care). Make out that Im devastated
HAHAHAHA women are literal fucking memes. Fedora core me all you want but there's a reason why they've been seen as second class citizens for thousands of years. What happens when you start giving them independence/ freedom? HMMMMM??? The world turns to shit
>>52845749
>life will get better from there
>>52845683
>>52845736
>>52845744
good points lads
you're well thought out argument and flawless logic really showed me that i am actually infact a complete and utter normie
zzzzz
>>52845736
If being a normie means you can't be depressed why do so many fathers and old men kill themselves, silly
>>52845743
Are you gay?
>I am not a normie
>>52845291
Fair enough, still though as long as they fuck off back to Syria once it's stabilised I honestly don't have a problem with them.
>>52845674
just finished it 2bh, only started yesterday evening lel
;^)
>>52845753
all i get are gross old men, blacks and chubbies
meme city gays are shite
>>52845682
I know mine are
Was in kindergarten and this girl wore her bikini to school under her clothes then took them off to show us in the middle of class. Imprinted my young mind hard desu
choon lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEOBp-X2_wA
>He studies at York
Hope you're studying sailing desu
>why yes I do partake in casual sex outside of relationships
CHOOOOON
BRAP BRAP BRAP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZiVWPNL6i4
>>52845799
reckon he did it? I just can't stop feeling sorry for him
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>>52845788
No.
>he doesn't enjoy shitting
Honestly feel bad for you lad.
>>52845682
That would explain my trap fetish. Started 4chan when I was 14.
>>52845806
>>meme city gays
can u be a bit more specific?
>>52845782
Had sex = normie
End of discussion
>>52845834
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>>52845808
YEWTREE
>>52845838
you seem to enjoy it too much, you bent twat
>>52845859
Gays in BrisBane lad
I'm a bit of a bender myself but i only want a loyal devoted bf tbqh haha
>>52845779
the logic is as follows:
>everyone who has had sex consensually with someone who isn't an escort is a normie
>you have done this
>you are a normie
>b-but muh depression
irrelevant
forced a wank to a guy
not gay or anything, just wanted to see if I could stay hard. was a bit touch and go for a moment, went floppy and just continued anyway. kinda hurt and tensed all up, the climax was like pushing a baby through a pinprick
>>52845764
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just got back from a 3 day ban lads
did I miss anything?
>>52845868
Not even a NT mate
>>52845896
wingdings
Sakurako is jealous lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEUiYxAgSp4
sneezed and a huge boogie dripped out of my nose 2bh
Lads is it better to puff out my CV to make it 1.5 pages or just be concise and leave it at 1?
>tfw no plans for new years
sitting at home alone it is
>>52845877
>taking a poo and enjoying it makes you gay
Can't imagine what life is like being this insecure about your heterosexuality.
>>52845894
so if you went out now and fucked a 23 stone land whale without chins would that make you a normie pal?
>>52845920
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>>52845894
>who isn't an escort
t. shagged an escort
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>>52845922
i might visit my fug buddy
>>52845947
yes absolutely
>>52845892
I was calling the whole city gay lad
t. gc
>>52845103
How is it complete bullshit? It's just popular history made fun to read for children.
>>52845922
>not getting drunk on /brit/ and trying to get the first /brit/post of the new year
>Lose my ID 3 days before NYE
J-just fuck my shit up
>>52845947
*with 8 chins
i havent eaten today allow m
>>52845817
are you the same guy who said this joke earlier but said "major in sailing" and got absolutely roasted on for being a Yank?
>>52845969
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Saw 2 guys on omegle, one sucking the other's massive cock like a pro.
I'm straight but couldnt help but bust a nut to that. Now I'm fucking disgusted with myself. What the fuck is wrong with me?
>>52845216
>all
its one lad, lad
>>52845495
>>52845503
>>52845525
So...We actually are born British by complete chance?
>>52845947
Yep
imagine being so disabled and autistic all you do all day is sit at home and type font on an iranian oil refining forum. blows my mind t b h
>>52845939
>enjoying objects stretching your rectum
>not 100% homosexual
>>52845959
i haven't actually but it isn't hard to shag an escort is it
>Tfw normie to autists
>Tfw autistic to normies
>>52845996
No but I copied the joke from him
>>52845978
DON'T BULLY ME I AM BIGGER THAN YOU, GOLD COAST
>>52845991
>FONT-posters
Fuck off you meme-spouting runts
>>>/9gag/
>>>/Switzerland/
>>>/reddit/
>>52845974
>>52846007
>>52845975
why do you put so much weight in having sex even if its with a complete blooter?
This communications strategy is doing my nut in lads
Please help
What if a different sperm reached the egg? Would it still be half me?
>>52845991
lost both your DL and passport in one go?
>imagine being so disabled and autistic all you do all day is sit at home and type font on an iranian oil refining forum. blows my mind t b h
>>52846036
>>>>/Switzerland/
i wish
@52846009
>being a triggered NT
lol
>>52846014
the true abnormie wouldn't have the courage or possibly the money either to hire one
>>52845969
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https://youtu.be/xZKuzwPOefs?t=60
>>52846006
is that corey in the house on right lol
>>52846042
>blooter
not sure you know what that means lad
>>52846034
Akari deserves better than to be posted by some faggot Australian
>>52846014
youd be surprised
if she were as someone said, a 30 stone landwhale with 8 chins, you wouldn't be able to keep hard, therefore you wouldn't be able to shag her
>>52846006
You could never have been born into any other circumstances than the ones you experience. As in, YOU could only ever have been your parents' child.
As for being British, yes I guess it's down to 'chance' that they were in Britain at the time. Or that their parents were in Britain at the time and so on and so forth.
tl:dr hard determinism is real and nothing matters
>>52846081
FOLA
>>52846084
fatty
>Italian translation tier 4 on duolingo
>>52846089
nonce
>>52846042
to be able to do it you need all the normie characteristic:
>good social skills
>good self confidence
>good fashion sense
>attractive
>b-but what a munter
even a munter will only go for someone who's at least reasonably competent. if they're really ugly they're too insecure themselves
>>52846097
>a 30 stone landwhale with 8 chins, you wouldn't be able to keep hard, therefore you wouldn't be able to shag her
DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH
>>52846014
27 and still too scared to see one
>>52846138
why not learn a useful language
>>52846034
>bigger city
>full of benders
>still no suitor
still monged out my fucking mind
getting a bit boring now desu
You say Lady Gaga, I say AN ABSOLUTE BLOOTER!!!!
You say Hannah Montana, I say AN ABSOLUTE BLOOTER!!!!
You say Owl city, I say AN ABSOLUTE BLOOTER!!!!
You say Jonas Brothers, I say AN ABSOLUTE BLOOTER!!!!
You say Justin Bieber, i say AN ABSOLUTE BLOOTER!!!!
You say Taylor Swift, i say AN ABSOLUTE BLOOTER!!!!
95% of teens watch the same crappy goals over and over. if your one of the 5% left who still watch real goals, thumb this up. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF BLOOTERS DIE!!!!
>duolingo
might read wizardchan to make myself feel better desu
>>52846155
>duolingo
>learn a language
Pick one.
Being able to list the items in your pencil case doesn't mean you can speak a language.
>>52846146
okay mate, go find a huge ass fat disgusting landwhale of an escort, I'll pay her fee and if you manage to fuck her I'll give you £150
How on earth do people take 7g of shrooms without throwing up violently?
>>52846179
spat on my keyboard ffs
>>52846075
>not having neetbucks
>>52846143
>not especially
>yep
>nope
>not really
Just lower your sights.
>>52846179
hahaha holy shit
i love /sp/
>>52846174
Coz your a mong
>>52846190
is that Daniel Radcliffe
>>52846222
Janny's not going to like this...
>>52846200
You underestimate me mate, there's no woman on G_D's green earth I wouldn't at least take a blowjob from
You're just not a pervert lad
I even think some of the girls they set the spazzes up with on undateables are quite cute
>>52846201
by not being a sheltered little sourthern pounce who hasn't eaten dirt his whole life
>>52846240
|￣￣￣￣￣￣ ￣￣ ￣￣￣￣|
| FUCK JANNY
|＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿ ＿ ＿＿＿|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ”
>>52846122
watch some football ffs you bender
>>52846233
rude desu
>>52846140
>>52846141
get f*cked boys, I'm just protecting that which is sacred.
>>52846222
are gay people sexually attracted to that?
>I require a constant supply of illicit mind-altering chemicals in order to tolerate living
Any of you neet cunts who want to make money need to look at matched betting. Easy money from home.
nice spotted dick la
>>52846240
I think he will very much
>>52846269
not enough dots on the top row lad, your bellend's had the tip sliced off
>>52846297
>I don't
truly fedorable.
>>52846297
yup
>>52846319
BUS TURDS
You can only pick 1 (to shag)
>I don't tip the peng wenches who serve me at Nandos
>>52846352
Did you reply to me when I posted this pic a couple of threads ago?
>>52846397
middle
>>52846412
they barely do any serving at Nandos, it's a joke pham.
>>52846397
MIDDLE CORRRR
also my wee brother had that wee ride on thing on the right (not the bird you cheeky messers hahahaha)
>>52846412
>tipping
do southerners actually do this?
>>52846397
Middle desu
>>52846397
me on the wall on the left
>walking past childrens playground
>full of happy beautiful anglo children
>van full of pakis show up
>ohfuck.jpeg
>theyre running toward the shocked children
>I'm scared frozen, fumbling my phone to call the police
>catch something at the corner of my eye
>Farage and his UKIP henchmen lads hopping out of an Audi, running full speed to intercept
>Farage dives infront of a child just as a paki unloads his AK47
>shoot out ensues
>amid the chaos I run to Farage bloodied on the ground
>"Mr-Mr Farage! It didnt have to be like this!"
>he coughs blood "we had a good run though lad"
>sure we did Mr Farage, sure we did
>*I help a schooner of beer to his mouth*
>"ahhh yes lad, tastes like home"
>"don't you die on me Mr Farage! We need you! England needs you!"
>"j-just so long as England r-remains England lad, we'll make it through"
>*tears welling in my eyes*
>"and please - call me Nigel" his last words
>I stand tall and hard, fighting back tears, I salute him
>the sky shows the faces of the great men of this race, I nod at them with my proud anglo-saxon jaw and steel blue eyed stare
>I know then that my purpose in life, the words print on my mind and the minds of the world:
>"Will you fight for what is yours? Or will you perish like a dog?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us3NFFJhFPg
>>52846397
Left
>I tip
*tips*
The baps on this one lads
*sings*
I got five on it
>>52846494
BIG ONES
>post yfw the same people who post FONT are the same people who post >tfwnogf
>>52846494
too big.
>>52846244
>I wouldn't at least take a blowjob from
I'm talking about fucking them and keeping hard.
could you fuck a disgusting fattie in missionary while looking into her eyes?
>>52846494
bit much iah
>>52846529
>>52846540
Benders
>having sex
>>having sex
>>52846562
not saying i wouldn't claw my eyes out to sniff her bum from a mile away though
>>52846595
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GOAT
SLAG
>>52846535
I might not have enough dick to get past her huge arsecheeks but I have trouble keeping it hard with any woman unless I have a decent ammount of drink in me haha
but honestly? fannys fanny
font
>>52846478
>no army of spitfires blocking out the sun
lad...
>>52846494
Far right has a very cute tummy.
>FONT
>>52846478
quality post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKnyrHBwu10
>>52846527
Not really surprising m8. About 75% of the posts in this thread are mine anyway
>>52845460
>enjoys NFL
They say they do because they see it on American TV programmes but they don't actually watch it or enjoy it.
How can you even watch American football anyway? It's fucking awful.
>>52846620
Id buy her a blue wkd but I better get at least a bj in return
>>52846494
DING DONG
>>52846478
why would farage be in an australislum ?
>I believe that somewhere out there, there exists a GOAT slag
We found it while we were scavenging for canned goods in the ruins.
"Daddy, what is this?" My son held in his hands a crumpled election poster. "Where did you find this?" I asked. "It was in the ash… what does it mean?"
"In the olden days, people used to choose a Prime Minister, a…" I struggled to describe to him the old ways, knowing that it would be completely alien to him. "Someone to lead the country." I said, resignedly.
Who was N-Nigel F-", he started. "Nigel Farage", I interjected. "He was a man who wanted to save us. But we wouldn't let him."
"Daddy… why are you crying?" he asked me. He was so innocent, despite it all. "No reason". I choked back the tears and crumpled up the flyer. I left it on the ground. Better to forget, I told myself.
"Daddy, I'm hungry"
"I know."
>>52846668
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>yuri yuri posting
>>52846627
fap to this i mage, right fucking now
do it
im talking about fapping till completion, I want evidence too
>>52846694
Shutup you dumb aussie cunt
got some shite on my fingernail just now
>Shutup you dumb aussie cunt
>>52846666
NFL redzone is da GOAT
Also I'm all over those digits senpai
>>52846620
nice legs, hips and tits 3bh
>>52846725
I could manage it 2bh she's got a pretty face and if she had her fanny out it would be NO SWEAT
>kinmoza posting
Because he's the hero that UK deserves.
But not the one it needs right now.
And so we'll hate him.
Because he can take it.
Because he's not a hero.
He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector.
A Dark Knight.
we have the best women
>>52846738
stop fingering your butthole then you fucking degenerate
>>52846757
American football is shit.
Baseball and ice hockey are great though.
>>52846800
Who's the klingon on the right hahahahahahahaahahahhhahqh
>k-on posting
>nice legs, hips and tits 3bh
>>52846666
NFL is comfy desu
It's designed around drinking and doing other shit between plays
>>52846780
mate youd be drowning in the sweat that beast would be raining buckets of sweat
Guys I really don't want to go back to work
Im on my break and hiding in the toilet
>>52846800
pic unrelated?
>>52846859
I'm at my desk, stop being a little bitch lol
>still falling for the UKIP meme
my god some of you lads are thick
>no korean gf
>>52846846
>between plays
Which is basically 99% of the time.
Might aswell do something else, or watch another sport.
>i haven't torn the fabric of reality using psychedelic substances
>>52846888
rasheed
>cartoon posting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMlRGOFhudU
>>52846620
butterfaces with great bodies are top tier
>>52846727
rude
>squid posting
amine
>>52846904
fuck the h8rs m8 u r legit my fav poster on /brit/
gf sent me this
>>52846899
I'm a hockey man, but I see why people like the NFL
>>52846908
nothing to do with that lad. ukip make the right look thick cos only the thickest people got sucked in by the farage meme
>of course i enjoy anime, why wouldn't i?
>>52846800
Good joke
stocking up
>>52846967
what, the dress?
>>52847002
1-p?
>>52846967
gf sent me this
>>52846967
she's cute but also about 11 years old
>I listen to Radio 6 Music
>i listen to music
>>52847047
>I listen to the radio at all
Embarrassing
>tfw my Dad's friend came in to my room asking he if could print something off
>have to make small talk with a 50 year old man just in the process of listening to >>52846651
>i listen
>I listen
>>52847041
whats your point
As of 2016 it will be five years before there are people legally browsing 4chan who were not alive when it was created
>I exist
>>52847002
never doing acid again desu
>i inhale oxygen
>>52847064
good post
gf wants to go see russel howard live
>tfw dont want to be conscious anymore
>>52847133
what happened
>>52847110
she's perfect in every way
>>52847154
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>he doesnt inhale oxygen
This is what I listen to in the process of heeming you all out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fnW7TIDmrE
>>52847179
thought i was dead
would've stabbed myself if there was a knife on my desk too to make sure of it
*spits*
>I do not exhale oxygen
>>52847133
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need a qt suburban american teenage (legal) gf
>what happened
>>52847219
*catches it in my mouth*
>>52847219
>not slaggin
>>52847249
good post
>>52846620
>Choker
HHHHNNNNNGGGGG
>>52847179
>>52847216
Actually at one point during my death i started doing david mitchell impression lmao
>>52847249
Lovely family tree you have there
>>52847219
Nearly landed on my new shoes
>>52847216
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>>52847313
>>52847298
very very impressive
>>52847298
>>52847313
what are you doing you idiot
>>52847339
Being inclusive of our Australian brethren
>what are you doing you idiot
gf sent me this
>>what are you doing you idiot
>>>what are you doing you idiot
>>52847377
This is the worst thread in a month ngl
Fucking redditors ITT
>
>>>what are you doing you idiot
gf sent me this
>>52847377
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Quality posting occurring in this ITT
could really do with some lewd kpops in my room right now
>gf
hurry up you cunts i have a good post that requires maximum attention
New
>>52847467
>>52847467
>>52847467
>>52847467
k-on
>>52847455
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>mfw i could heem anyone in this thread
HE'S HERE
HE
gf sent me this
>>52847477
>not risking it to get the biscuit
lamoing
>>52847485
janny cracked his nut
>>52847512
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>>52847486
Very, VERY good post.
just done an incredible goof
how fucking embarrassing lmao
>>52847486
ABSOLUTELY OUTSTANDING post
>>gf
>>52847455
>ywn live the stereotypical life of a highschool football player in america
Horrible feel
>>52847568
> >>52847559
also janny has already cleared it up bless him
>>52847559
>goof
fuck off yank
>you will never have sex with this
>>52847568
as if you didnt submit a cara pic before finding out
also
>tomorrow theme
DAE no gf??
>he spends his whole day posting pictures of old, fat men wearing fedoras on a Tibetan Dreamweaving Emporium.
>>52847622
>>52847622
>>52847610
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>>52847568
oh god thats too much
which one of you was that, im hoping its the new shite cunt
>>52847599
thank god
>>>gf
>>52847633
no he fucked it up the first time
that was me baka
monged out desu
>>52847653
kyary#?
what are you playing at
Actually that first thread was me simply lamo
>>52847697
hahaha what are we like
fucking idiot you forced my hand
don't do it again
he is here
>tfw you walk round a poor area and all the fat/grey/gormless people make you depressed
Bit inconsiderate of them ngl.
lmao
JAN CHAKA JAN JAN
HES DONE YOU AGAIN STEVE
>he
was enjoying that thread тbh
wahey
OH JANNY BOYYYYYYY
Whoever invented one way systems needs fucking shooting
>hello I want to drive where I want to go
>sorry you can't go there
I am a fan of the Japanese animation series "k-on"
>>52847767
if janny was an actor his name would be janny chan
alright lads we're riding this thread to page 9, high quality 1080p posts starts now!
>>52847796
this post shouldn't be this funny
>>52847719
shall do as i please thankyou very much sirrah
>>52847796
>whoever invented private property/the social norm of not driving over graveyards/walls/fences/cliffs needs shooting
>>52847803
post of the year
janny
i have a good post primed and ready
and you pull this over-governing shite
I will have you skinned Janny
I will deport you
mark my words janny my lawyers will be calling you first thing in the morning
enjoy jail you barring cunt
>>52847803
Good lad
Posting a Jun because the Jun lad is currently asleep in a pod hotel in Japan
>>52847850
respect the janny
>>52847859
didn't know father christmas gave away his elves as presents
new thread when
>I listened to the Arctic Monkeys when I was 16
>>52847904
>>52847904
>>52847904
done a shit new
>>52847859
my wife and my son 2bh
New
>>52847897
>>52847897
>>52847897
>>52847897
>>52847823
I'm stuck in a car parks one way. If I had a 4x4 I could literally drive over a bush and get out right now.
>wenz ma nu fred
page 7 you fucking retards
>>52847910
>>52847914
early
>>52847803
spoiler: Ritsu dies during her penisectomy
>>52847859
So /brit/, what do you call that thing just below her
>>52848036
settee
old thread postin
>>52848036
zapper
sofa
nobody made a new thread yet?
>>52849444
no
proper dead this afternoon
>>52849554
page 9 maybe i should?
Anyway, how's your sex life?
>>52849670
not great
>>52849670
more alive then this thread
fucking nitwit you are
>>52847904
