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Waitrose Edition
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cara
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First for mämmi.
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Azusa
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Ritsu
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jfs? nah, not a fan
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kpop desu lads
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maisie
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Does it make me a Tory Boy because I do all of my shopping at Waitrose?
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only got 8 episodes and the film left lads
don't want it to end desu
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>>52842814

Ugly crone
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Mugi and Mio and Yui and Azusa and Ui and nobody else
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>>52842744
They're supposed to be 18 in the film and Azusa is 17 but they look like 10 year olds.
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getting involved
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>>52842758
>no pic
c'mon caralad you're literally my folder source
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Had my first tindaloo last night
Was v nice
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I'M SHERIFF JOHN BUNNELL
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>>52842837
Fuck off Kevin
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>>52842850
They're actually pretty average/just below average heights for Asian girls desu
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The Velvet Underground are the greatest band of all time. Do you like them?
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>>52842860
is that when you meet an indian girl off tinder?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GtVUkyzvhU
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>>52842836
What are you watching?
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just did a nice poo lads
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One in eight sexually active gay men in London has HIV.
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>West is under water
>Comfy in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, rural East Anglia
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>>52842836
epiosde 20 is the best тbh faм
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>>52842861

THEY DONT DESERVE PUNISHMENT

THEY DESERVE GUNISHMENT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRZo8CHsgp8
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the lads and I at pre drinks for newyears lads
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>>52842895
k-on

>>52842911
>tfw it's next
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>>52842850
too old for Nonces
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>>52842854
here you go m8
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the diamonds
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>>52842861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRZo8CHsgp8
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>>52842877
Are you an Asian girl?
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>>52842903
so about half of /brit/ then?
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>>52842965
BUS WANKER
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>>52842911
>Not episode 5

>>52842961
Yes
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Nostalgia lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q4yEQocS70
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animal
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>>52842903
Reported for homophobia, you can't just say uncomfortable facts like that.
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>>52842951
ty mate
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My gf has really smooth legs, I like to lick them while I finger her vag, and luckily she really enjoys it
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>>52843010
all me 2bh
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>12:44pm
>already on street name capchas
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>>52842814
She looks like a dinner lady.
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>>52842884
No I'm not a heroin addict
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>>52843024
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>>52843040
>Not gift boxes

Pleb
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>>52842903
you better use protection then
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>>52843010
>Keira Kekley
cute desu
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Lads. My friend and his gf are trying to set me up. The one that seems most likely is a bit chubby but has a nice face. As somebody who has always had way too high standards I should go for this, right?

It's better than being alone, surely...

Plus she has large chebs.
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>>52843040
>>52843063
>he doesn't use legacy captcha
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>>52843114
Go for it, the tit wanks will be glorious
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>>52843114
being set up is so fucking gay. i fucking hate it and just tell my friends to fuck off if they try.

my advice is don't, but if you're interested just meet her at something she and you are invited to. if you aren't interested, you will look like arsehole to the whole group, and your friends will be right in the middle.
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>>52843114
How many dimensions is she?
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>>52843114
your friend is a dog and his misees is a cunt, dont listen to them. they aimed low for their actual friend (the female)
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>>52843114
Can you get your willy up for her
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taking a chance
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2015 has been a really shit year for me lads
pretty much all my friendships have gone to shit, seriously considering leaving the country after I graduate this year
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>>52843114
yea why not
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>>52843114
>>52843154
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>>52843206
>after I graduate
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Good morning lads
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>>52843206
any australian that leaves australia is no longer australian
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>had a wank yesterday morning
>still not charged up and horny enough to have a wank today

Looks like it's gonna need to be tomorrow. Maybe tonight's slagposting will get me going.
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>>52843154
It's awkward because do they really expect me to say "Nah, your friend has a face like a dropped pie"?

I don't have many friends so I see no reason not to at least meet her for the sake of having more friends.

>>52843155
3D

>>52843163
I don't know, I'm definitely better looking than my friend and his gf. I don't say that in an arrogant way, but he's short and fat (shorter than his gf) and has a neckbeard and I'm tall and look after myself.

>>52843204
I had a wank over her when I got home and it was quite satisfying.

>>52843208
Good, I think I will.
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>>52843235
at least they're being honest
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Alright

Doing a lunch time at work haha
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>>52843234
>56 (Fifty-six) (You)s

Cheers lad
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>>52843262
what about boat stopping personnel?
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>>52843270
don't have to spend the rest of your life with her, if its shit you can literally just walk away
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>>52843243
Its the afternoon now m8
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>>52843262
that's ok
I just need to get out of here
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>>52843234
>0 (You)'s
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>>52843302
Yeah, she'd definitely not be able to run for long if she tried to catch up.
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>>52843306
Just woke up haha #middaybants
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I went to a pub the other night and grown men were singing the song from Frozen, what the fuck is happening to this country?
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>>52843270
it depends on the friend i suppose. the friend who tries to set me up is seriously the worlds worst person to tell something to in confidence. so he'd ask me about what i think of them and i'd play it close to my chest because he gossips more than a 50 year old woman and then he tells the girl i didn't say anything about them, which for girls is probably worse than me calling her a dumb slut so they get mad and lose interest.

just be prepared to face more awkward scenarios than just saying "nah im not really interested in dating right now"
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gf sent me this
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>tfw unemployed
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need a trap gf
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>tfw employed
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>ran out of pants
>have to wear extra warm thermals mum got me for christmas
>*sweats*
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>>52843364
Looks like a fat mannequin.
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>>52843319
Dont worrry you'l be sent back when your visa expires you straight up shitcunt
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May go out and get a gf today
Or, I may not
We shall see
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>employed
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>>52843393
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>get out of shower
>moisturise whole body

feels amazing lads
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>>52843396
It's literally the reverse you moron
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>>52843377
m8 I stopped wearing pants when I was like 14
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haven't showered in a week lol
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>>52843404
I think you should at least try to get a gf before you write yourself off completely lad
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>>52843348
Well, my friend and I have been friends since the hospital. Our parents were side by side in hospital and we've never really been apart. The difference was he went to Uni and I didn't. As a result I have no friends apart from him and he has loads. We trust each other completely.
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>>52842814
Dirty little midget
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How have your Christmas holidays been lads?
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>>52843420
>>moisturise
why? [leggit q] should I be doing this?
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>I enjoy wearing fedoras
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>>52843375
>friend doing eastbay order
>send him link to an under armour shirt that wicks away sweat and designed for summer running
>ye got u f@m
>order comes
>get the shirt
>throw it on and go for a run at like 3 pm in mid summer
>fucking dying
>sweating like never before
>seriously starting to overheat
>have to take the shirt off and ssit under a tree for 30 mins to lower my core temp
>get home
>check the packaging
>dumb cunt had ordered me the super mid winter thermal version of it designed to be worn under nfl pads
>my face
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>>52843453
So I can wear your skin
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>>52843420
Look at this ponce
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Sitting on the toilet
To do a little wee
Is there better feeling?
Don't think so - hehe!
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>>52843468
>I fedora-post with an imgur filename
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>It's literally the reverse you moron
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>>52843452
I've been really ill since before christmas and only today am I feeling halfway recovered.

overall, really shitty.
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don't know why but i'm not even in a bad mood atm lads
is this how normies feel all the time? it feels nice
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Been away from 4chan for about three months. Most things haven't changed, but what is FONT?

>>52843453
It's like instant magic liquid that makes your entire body feel great. Silky smooth, makes you look younger, less tired and is good for you.
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>>52843497
Sitting on the toilet
To do a little poo
Is there a better feeling?
Here's your (You)
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>>52843423
>It's literally the reverse you moron
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>>52843515
fuck off normie twat desu
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>>52843453
just makes your skin smooth and that

>>52843487
*slides between your legs with my smooth body*
*punches you in the bollocks*
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>>52843444
yeah i mean look i hate being set up, but if you think it'd be alright then go for it. just make sure there's no pressure and she's not mentally unstable.
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>>52843520
Here's your (You)
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>>52843375
Never met a trap IRL.
Only disgusting crossdressers and transvestites.
Kind of sad since there's so many good ones on the internet.
I recommend getting Michael Nowlan's snapchat.
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>>52843499
>I recognise imgur filenames
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I WILL DESTROY YOU!
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>i use the word '4chan'
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Could do with a neeky chandos tbph lads weheeyy aha
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>>52843556
please tell me that's a girl
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>he's a fedoraposter on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his job very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power and control he will have in his pathetic life
>he replies to posts he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he replies to posts he doesn't like because the interfere with the large backlog of Chinese girl cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parents' house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides porridge in a microwave
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
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>>52843556
I've never met a tranny or crossdresser irl
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>>52843504
Normie here. Can confirm, am very rarely in a bad mood :) enjoy it!
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>>52843485
>>52843515
>>52843539
I dunno ay, shit gives me that sticky feeling when its been humid all day and youve just finished work so you need to wash that shit off
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As meme-foods go, pic. rel. is a pretty good one.
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>>52843537
Cheers, mate.

>>52843547
I think I will. Apparently she's incredibly laid back so that could either be good or infuriating, but I can try. Who knows, I might get to know the touch of a woman before I'm 27...
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>>52843556
>Michael Nowlan

Fucking hell he's fitter than most girls desu
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>>52843477
terrific banter
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>>52843602
use a thinner moisturiser and rub it in properly
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipbLtTKwMkI
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>I'm not a fedoraposter on the internet
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Fuck lads I'm a bit drunk from all the VB and my gf is basically trying to force me into a break up again because of her lack of self worth

I love her to bits but she's just so self destructive and self hating I don't know what to do. I know only she can solve her own issues but fuck I feel I need to do something
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Been having a research about depression and I have taken these things away from it: (furst two are probably the most important)

>Avoid all or nothing thinking.
>Avoid "rumination" - stressing over past events.
>Do not set set "get rid of depression" as your primary goal.
>Do not sleep in regularly. Maintain a sleep pattern.
>Try to feel in control at all times.

Going to try and stay positive from here on in.
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>>52843607
What is it?
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>>52843585
It was never really confirmed. Probably a slag. Whatever she is, she's fit.
>>52843592
They're disgusting.
>>52843615
And he's got a public snapchat somewhere on his instagram.
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>>52843607
Yeah, it's pretty tasty and goes with loads of things.
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>>52843651

Dump the crazy bitch
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>>52843651
>drinking VB
kill yourself
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>>52843670

She's the best gf I've ever had by a long shot otherwise

I love her mate, truly and I don't say that lightly
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>>52843651
>I love her to bits but she's just so self destructive and self hating I don't know what to do.
Stick with her.
Most women I've been with turned out to be crazy. I say stick with her, she might only get worse if you dump her and then end up hurting herself bad.
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>>52843651
>I feel I need to do something
post her bum again
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>>52842744

>insufficient funds
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>that tingling sensation on your balls when you rub original source mint on them in the shower
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>I get fedora'd so regularly I created some copypasta so I can feel better whenever it happens.
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Just had a tuna mayo sandwich

it was shit. Fuck sakes.

Think I'm just sick of food after Christmas.
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>>52843692

fuck off no one cares
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>>52843651
>>52843692
>>52843694
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>>52843655
I know it's a bit of meme but lifting will literally transform your life
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>>52843651
>I'm a bit drunk from all the VB

cucked: the nation

nah but seriously, fighting when you're drunk is fucking dumb. it's counter productive to everything, and you only increase the risk of saying something stupid as shit in the moment which leads to shit further down the line.

just say you'll talk to her tomorrow.
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>>52843694
>she might only get worse if you dump her and then end up hurting herself bad.
not his problem
not his fault
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>>52843688

Mate I'm skint, there's no alternative and alcohol is alcohol its all shit

>>52843725
>>52843726

Fuck off pathetic little cunts get ahold of yourselves
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>>52843713
Just pegging on to your comment since mine is also about ball feels
>tfw you scratch your balls when they're all wrinkled up but you do it s bit too hard and it stings for ages and makes you go "oooh"
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think i'm okay with a president donald trump now lads
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>>52843763
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>>52843725
I care
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>>52843763
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>leaving for a 9 hour drive in a few minutes
>stomach is upset
bit concerned lads haha
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A week without internet has been fucking gruesome
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20 year old and never had a girlfriend nor kissed a girl. I've never smoked or ever gotten tipsy/drunk in my life.

I'm not even joking, all I do is play video games, I have no other hobbies so I don't need to partake in normie stuff, don't whether or not to be proud I'm not a degenerate or wallow in my sadness that I'm pretty fucking pathetic.
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>>52843756

I'm a pom mate

And yeah I've told her to call me tomorrow and if she doesn't I will
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>>52843794
start exercising. Literally bin your video game stuff.
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my waifu
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>>52843794
??? go buy fegs and drink lad
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>>52843793
ULSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>52843792
>9 hour drive

Fuck that desu, 2long

Seeing family for New Years?
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>>52843734
Tbh I stopped lifting a few months ago when uni work began to mount up and my depression has gotten worse since.

Going to start back at the gym after new years.
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>>52843651
>>52843794
RIGHTO TIME TO END THIS PITY SESH. FUCK OFF
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>>52843794
22 kissless virgin here
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>>52843794
How have you never gotten drunk? I'm 19 and have never kissed a girl or had a gf either, but I still go out with friends and drink. You don't need other hobbies to make friends
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>>52843794
You've already failed at life.

I don't know, it might not be too late but you have to act fast
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who /comfy/ here?
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>no kpop gf
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>>52843794
m8 i didn't drink for the first time until I was 21. it's a bit of fun but it's not everything. i'd say i get drunk maybe once every 6 weeks, although with the holiday seasons, i've been drunk 3 times in the last 6 weeks.

it's unbelievably good for meeting girls. you just don't fucking care. you can completely be yourself, which then makes you realise what you can do when you're sober to have similar effects.
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>>52843794
>gotten

BEEN not gotten, gotten is yankspeak, never use that word again.
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cold out
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>>52843842
Coming back from seeing family on Christmas
7 hour drive tomorrow too
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>>52843853
I don't have any friends, I've not had a friend since I was 14 even my "internet" friends who are all mainly american/european don't even play with me anymore. I don't go to bars or whatever because I look like I'm 15 clean shaven and only 5'8 so no one notices me or just assumes I'm underage.
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>>52843734
this
>PR'd squats
>texted a girl to go out on a date
>next day date didn't go to well
>felt a bit sad and depressed
>next day go to gym
>PR diddlies
>really don't give a shit about the fact that it didn't go well
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>>52843920

>5'8
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>>52843794
Same except the drinking thing. Luckily I have a few friends from school that I meet up with 3/4 times a year during holidays. But during term time, I literally have no friends to talk to irl.

And I'm starting to lose interest in video games now, so I pretty much have no interests now.
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>>52843880
We English now
It's easier if you just accept it
Replace your S's with Z's and just let go
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>>52843920
>my "internet" friends
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Literally lost my virginity when I was 14 and I'm not even good looking, how the fuck can some of you be in your early 20s and never even kissed a girl? It's fucking baffling
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>>52843920
>5'8
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>>52843920
Are you NEETlife? I had literally no friends in 6th form and HS, but made a lot at University, and a few at my part time job. Don't go to bars just to get women though, it's shit. Just go to have a laugh
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>>52843958
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>>52843794
22 and virgin. Had a gf and nearly had sex but my willy didn't work due to being nervous and drunk. That was 4 years ago and I've been a NEET since.

Start exercising as that anon says, get into cycling or something, it makes you feel better. Try new things and get new hobbies, maybe join a club of some description.

Ngl drinking is probably the best way to meet girls, but there are others, you can always try online dating desu, at least you can talk beforehand and not get as nervous.

I stopped drinking at about 19 or 20. I liked the taste of alcoholic drinks but never saw the point of the alcohol side, it never made me feel any happier or more confident. Even on my 18th where I drank a lot I still felt sober and no happier than normal.

Whatever floats your boat lad.
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>>52843969
>>52843958
>>52843959
>>52843953
>>52843939
>>52843934
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>>52843853
>>52843875
>>52843931
>>52843958
>>52843997
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>>52843958
Where do you live? Not all of the UK is filled with loose slags.
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>>52843986
Great response, thought provoking
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>>52843950
You here on holiday or for work?
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>>52843958
This desu. It's fucking hilarious when I read those hugless/handless/kissless virgin posts
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>>52843958
Delete this post. All you're doing is making depressed virgins feel even worse, making them less likely to be successful. Nobody cares that you lost your virginity at 14; this is a (supposed to be) anonymous imageboard
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>>52843794
Do what I did. Sell all video games and consoles. Use money to buy gym membership.

Seriously. Video games are a time sink and nothing more. I still play them occasionally because I have my shit together, but before lifting I was playing them because it's all I knew.

There's is artistry in vidya, there are skills to be had, but none of them are beneficial outside of the world of video games.

Sports, music, lifting, acting, woodwork and more all have social benefits as well as their own internal reward.

They're fun but the sooner you cut the cord the better. You'll only be doing more harm in the long run.

I'm 27 and it took me until last year to realise this. You're still young and have time on your side. You could have the body I want before you're 23 and I will do well to get it before I'm 30 due to ageing.

"So I don't need to partake in normie stuff". Yes you do if you want to live. Right now you simply exist. You have nothing to lose by staying at home but nothing to gain either. Join a gym. You still have nothing to lose, but will make literal gains, both physical and mental.
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>>52843386
I'll be getting EU citizenship :)
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http://strawpoll.me/6402731
http://strawpoll.me/6402731
http://strawpoll.me/6402731

important
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>>52844005
Second from bottom. How the fuck am I a normie? I've literally never even touched a girl.
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>>52844023
Oxford
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>>52844034
>>52844045
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>>52843958
don't know why normies think everyone's lived the same life as them desu
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>>52844064
Having friends, I assume.
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I implied I wanted to eat a girl out and now she's asking for details and sending winky faces

This doesn't make me a normie does it lads?
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>>52843641
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>>52843997
>willy didn't work due to being nervous and drunk
Only thing that cures this is experience. More sex you have, more comfortable you feel.
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posting fake casual encouter adds on craigslist to see who responds desu
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>>52844041
Get off 4chan, mum
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>>52844045
T H I S

Video games are a slippery slope into depression and an empty life.

Exercise is healthy, rewarding and beneficial socially and career wise.
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>>52844064
> I have a few friends
if you have friends, any friends, at all, you're a normie
no exceptions
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done sweet FA in preparing new years night, left it to the lads lmao such a lazy cunt i am
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>>52843958
>have a shit time at school and have no confidence
>just give up and don't even try

I presume that's what happens.
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religion of peace kills 14 christians in the Philippines today. let's go peace! peace is spreading, such a beautiful thing to behold.
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>>52844126
Rorke.
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>>52844095
>>52844117
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>>52844104
I had another chance a week later but didn't bother trying anything because I was scared my willy wouldn't work again.
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>>52844106
what did he mean by this?
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>>52844041

Nah I'm sick of it too

Bunch of absolutely pathetic neet cunts circle jerking over your own complete and utter worthlessness but you somehow think you're justified in criticising others for not being the same.

Absolutely laughable the lot of you. Fuck off to r9k where you belong

Lost my virginity at 15 and I was an ugly orbiter. Even missed other better opportunities because I was an idiot then


Get fucked you little cunts
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>>52843958
it's a vicious cycle. a lot of guys are just really anxious about losing their virginity. as you get older, there is more pressure to lose it and so they get more anxious. eventually, they develop patterns of behaviour devoid of any sort of interaction that people who have frequent sex subconsciously engage in. like watch a guy like that interact. he's very subdued and lacks that sort of outgoing, almost flirtatious quality that most people use.

it's partially why i think guys who are virgins simply because they're anxious should just go to an escort. it removes the stress, emphasises the fun of it and gives them a taste of what interaction can yield.
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>>52844148
>>52844162
>>52844163
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>>52844055
u say that like u hit the lotto cunt lmao
U swapped wogs and lebos for actual legit sharia tier arabs good luck m8
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>>52844162
>venting on 4chan because he's having relationship issues
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>>52844126
>suicide bomber kills 20 today
#notallmuslims
>car bomb explodes killing 14
#notallmuslims
>paris attacks kill over 100
#notallmuslims
>gunmen kill 48 in blahblah
#notallmuslims
>blahblah 200 people dead islam
#notallmuslims
>islam kills more people
#notallmuslims
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just got a snap lads
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>>52844162
r9k's full of normies in denail desu
the worst kind of normie
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>>52844188

Who else am I gonna vent to at 2:30am on a Wednesday?
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>>52844045

I'm 27 as well, I lift religiously and even force myself to do cardio sometimes. People always ask me if I work out. I haven't played any video games since I was 15 either.

Still want to die though, really really want to die. Exercise is no cure for the truly depressed, neither is being social, having a job, or anything else.
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>>52844196
Why do I find posts like this funny
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Genuinely loathe pakis lads
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>>52843827
wass good baby
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>>52844162
back to facebook
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>>52844204
/brit/ is a normie general anyway.
face it
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>>52844214
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A 78 year old farmer jsut divorced his 19 year old wife.

Reason? he couldn't keep his hands off her,


I thought he shoud have just replaced them with a combine harvester though
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>>52842906
H-hey anon. I'm also rural East Anglia. Sold off some investment interests I had in Cumbria. Never going north again desu senpai.
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>>52844214
>even force myself to do cardio sometimes

m8 do cardio all the time, cardio makes you feel good.
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It still astonishes me that 24% of the electorate voted Tory. Of course it suited the economic interests of a small percentage of very wealthy selfish people to vote for a party that insists on loading the burden of the bankers' financial crisis onto the shoulders of the poor and ordinary, however there are clearly still millions of people out there who acted against their own economic interests by voting Tory.
Many would argue that a Tory win was inevitable because New Labour decided to fight the 2015 general election with a pathetic imitation of Tory austerity rather than pointing out that austerity is a socially and economically destructive con based on failed ideology not evidence.
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>>52844244
I MISSED YOU <3
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might do a cook
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>>52844148
It happened to me once or twice. Best thing to do is push through it, especially if you're with a nice girl who's understanding. Play around with her for a bit, go down on her, get her hand on your dick. First couple of times I was pretty nervous too but when you're in that situation sooner or later the fear fades away and you're fine.
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Having le bacon sandwich lads
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Another thing is that if you're depressed you need to stop labelling people as "normies" all the time, even if it's ironic. All you're doing is driving a wedge between yourself and the "normies", exasperating the problems you have.

I hate "normies" too, I think consumer culture is absolutely disgusting but driving a wedge between yourself and "them" is only going to make things worse for yourself.
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>>52844214
You're not wrong. I'm at a point where the gym isn't a hobby but as much a part of my day as Breakfast and Dinner.

I still have days where I wake up wishing I hadn't but the good days are more frequent than when I played vidya.

Sometimes the good days feel like a distraction from sadness, but I try and relish them.
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Betas to the left of me,
Pakis to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with (You)
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>>52844247
>>52844261
>>52844289
>>52844293
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>>52844233
I'm a paki, what you gonna do about it?
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>>52843849
86 year old kissless handholdless virgin here, is there any hope for me lads? Ethel had her hip replaced recently, should I ask her how the operation went and maybe she would give me sex in return?
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>>52844282
former mousebro
current cerebro
future wagey
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>>52844247
i know it is but at least most the normies here know they're normies
there's a large minority of "ab"normies who are just normies in denial though desu
wish they'd fuck off along with the pakis
everyone else can stay though ahaha
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>>52844005
>normalfag despite having never kissed a girl, just because I have friends
You're not just beta anon, you're omega.
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>>52843986
>>52844005
>>52844018
>>52844041
>>52844083

Billy
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>>52844267
fuck off poortherner
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