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not a virus edition
maisie
having a BBBQ (the extra B is for bargain)
got a hard willy
my yank gf lads
>>52850742
cracker
>tfw no gf to kiss as the clock strikes midnight
I will ltierally never buya 4chan pass for the sole purpose that if you ever end up in court, even if entirely innocent, they'll easily make you out to be a pyscho.
'Did you, or did you not, purchase a pass to make communication either on a website known for extreme porn, padeophillia and sociopathic tendencies?'
'I-I-I was just talking about crisps and slags with the lads, I swear, and a bit of Craven, yano, the Lord? Look, my mate at York uni can b-back me up...'
>playing video games
most people, and especially the poor, are cucked by capitalism into near un-personhood.
There is 0 reason to respect anyone who does work they don't find intrinsically rewarding.
Someone who works for a living puts money over the value of their own life and dignity. They sell themselves into slavery out of fear. They act like an animal with no respect for themselves, and so it is impossible to respect them truly.
In a capitalist society, the myth of classes and brotherhood of man must be dogmatically sold to you, because otherwise you would have to look around yourself and realize that you respect almost nobody, and that nobody around you is worth "producing" for.
The NEET is only a noble philosopher who has discovered the truth of our current social and economic climate. He has discovered a path of dignity and respect for himself and he is justified in living off people like rats, because they don't respect their own lives so the NEET cannot be told to respect theirs.
>>52850761
Would do jail time for this little bedwarmer
>>52850774
kiss a mirror x
shanghaied back to liverpool
Azusa
To the tune of old man river:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh9WayN7R-s
There's a user on our boards called jannie
That's not a man I'd like to be
What does he care if /brit/'s in trouble
What does he care if he does it for free
Old man jannie
That old man jannie
He must know something
But don't post nothing
He just keeps deletin'
Just keeps deletin' threads
He don't like posts
He don't like threads
And them that make em is soon forgotten
but old man jannie
he just keeps deletin along
where in britain can i find a girl like this lads?
just deleted tinder cause i stopped getting matches for a few days. what do now? pof?
i deserve to be happy
>>52850788
>People actually type this shite out instead of just getting a job
wew
If dignity and self-respect is gained by failing to fulfil man's most basic function, to contribute to his pack and those around him then sure, you win
>>52850835
Slagsbury
>>52850845
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im a normie but i don't come here and brag about my mundane life to people who don't want to hear it. those people are literally the worst and don't belong on 4chan.
>Why yes I do ride a motorcycle
maisie
>>52850849
Amazing legs. Who is this jism djinn?
Better not be a man.
>>52850869
Those posts are absolutely spot on but its going to ruffle a lot of normie feathers so expect a hostile back lash.
Had a look through the Facebook accounts of girls I used to go out with when I was younger. I mean some of them were fairly pretty back then, but most were just normal girls. Now they're all stunners. Have a look lads, you'll be impressed/surprised with how they turned out.
>>52850869
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Don't like when youtube videos get deleted.
http://www.southwales-eveningpost.co.uk/Anti-Welsh-abuse-Swansea-police-officers-called/story-28431449-detail/story.html
welsh police arrested someone for calling them sheep shaggers lel
leaving for london tomorrow. going to try to keep expenses at the minimum to avoid stimulating the london economy, which includes skipping paying the fares to go on public transport like the Tube. wish me luck lads
>>52850915
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Found this in Mirror's Edge yesterday lads
>>52850960
You've been going to London for about three months mate, I'm starting to think you might just be having us on
>>52850869
>im a normie
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>>52850915
Facebook stalking people you used to know always ends badly. Especially if you went to a posh private school, essentially a day-care centre for teens whose parents want them groomed into medics and lawyers, and then ended up as a pathetic NEET with nothing to show for himself.
>>52850915
Opposite happened with me, I used to think they were stunning in school and now I find them so average
>>52850849
who is this ball buster? she could do some damage to my hanging garden with those boots
>>52850882
LEADER OF THE PACK
>>52851005
I went to an original public school. No one I know turned out like that.
>"posh school"
>turning out people into middle class professions
No.
>>52851009
they got old senpai
year 11 = hottest year
>>52850986
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>52851005
fob
Why didn't your parents do that lad
hope she texts me today lads
/brit/
I LIKE TO WATCH TV AND EAT CRISPS MY FAV FILM IS ALADDIN HAHA
>>52851005
>tfw went to a state grammar
>half my ex classmates are doctors, lawyers etc
>half of them are dole scum who had 2 kids by 19
>>52851062
/beautiful island that won't give me a job so I can move there/
i love coming here and laughing at you pathetic pieces of shit and your awful lives
>>52851052
>I went to an original public school
>>52851005
>>52851052
tory billionaires OUT
https://youtu.be/Q8UKf65NOzM?t=19
good song lol
>>52851005
>Went to shit state school
>Few lads are Oxbrige graduates living in London
>Most ended up single mums/daddys or going to shit ex polys
>Tfw RG uni and got a good job
phew
>>52851005
One of my best mates went to an expensive private school and he got sent to prison for selling drugs he bought on the internet. The guy he was buying it from was abroad so he literally got charged with importing drugs
>>52851093
you dont wanna come here lad
>>52851056
nonce
>Police Scotland are attempting to rescue around 12 people who are stuck in a bus caught in flood water in #Dailly in South Ayrshire
>>52850908
don't know her, just on a random facebook trawl as usual
>>52851139
>Russell group
laughinggirls.jpg
so you're sitting at home browsing the internet when suddenly your whole body just explodes
amid the carnage of body parts, erotic anime figurines and piss bottles, your family begin to browse through your internet history
how horrified will they be?
>>52851142
I went on a holiday around the Caribbean as a family member was getitng married.
It was the most surreal thing I've ever seen, waking up and just seeing endless seas that look like a living postcard
The people are lovely too, except for one guy that got upset about me being white for no reason in a KFC in Barbados
>>52850908
Mate what are you on her knee is on the side of her leg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpmJh2CjSIA
tune
>>52851163
dont kid urself tbf faym
>>52851185
>Tfw I'm probably doing better than you
good feel
>>52851189
they might see this shit post desU
>>52851233
Don't ever want to see that again. Horrendous.
>>52851189
>/brit/
>4chan images
that's it
>>52851233
never thought that was particularly graphic 2bh. cant see anyone dying and the quality is awful so you cant see much in general.
>>52851220
alri kev
RUDDY HELL
>>52851189
>private browsing
I'm okay. As long as they stay out of my folders. I don't think there's any logical explanation they could conjure up for my folder filled with hundreds of pictures of a middle-aged Japanese man, sometimes in various states of undress or the hundreds of pictures of some random goth girl in various states of undress.
>>52851232
>medfag
>400k starting
>all the nursing students I want
>>52850915
>>52851288
>hi_ rio_do_you_want_picking_up_in_the_morning_pal.jpg
>>52851298
Lmao
I'm not jealous of anybody who has to stick their fingers up bums and look at sickly dicks and cunts all day.
Nice try though
>>52851185
all the best unis are in the russell group you mutant
>tfw coming down with a cold
the fucking normies have won
house smells of yoghurt lads
could do with some now desu
>>52851336
*scratches head*
right over my loaf mate
>>52851346
If you were Oxbridge you would have said it, like how people who went to Harvard or Yale never say they went to an "Ivy League" school
C̴̰̬̬̖̰̪̣̙̲̳̫ͦ̈̏ͪͫ̇͗̾̈ͯͭ̚ͅͅO̷͈̖͚̰̍̊̄͆ͧ̓̄ͫͤ̇͗ͦ̿ͣͩ͟͞͠ N̴̵̤̹̦͔̞̩̱͈̯̠̲̮̤̥̐͊̅ͭͣ̒͒͠ͅS̴̴̸͍͖̞̱̺͙͓͙̫̩͎̩̳ͤͫͤ̏͆̔̏̈̄͒͑̾̇̃̔̏̈͡ Ứ̷̢̝̙͍̪̤̘̣̹̟̻͖͖͙͎̣͆ͦ̀̂̓̑̔͂̿̒̒̚M̶͔͇͈̼̱̩̫̟͖̫͍̜̗ͩ̍ͫ̈́̑ͪͯ̂̎ͩ̑͐̇̿ͯ̀ Ěͣ͗́̒̐̇̑̃ͩ̂͐͂̿̈́̚҉̲͚̦̳̖͍̯͎̺͓̲̜̤̙͈͢
O̷͈̖͚̰̍̊̄͆ͧ̓̄ͫͤ̇͗ͦ̿ͣͩ͟͞͠ N̴̵̤̹̦͔̞̩̱͈̯̠̲̮̤̥̐͊̅ͭͣ̒͒͠ͅ S̴̴̸͍͖̞̱̺͙͓͙̫̩͎̩ͤͫͤ̏͆̔̏̈̄͒͑̾̇̃̔̏̈͡ Ứ̷̢̝̙͍̪̤̘̣̹̟̻͖͖͆ͦ̀̂̓̑̔͂̿̒̒̚M̶͔͇͈̼̱̩̫̟͖̫͍̜̗ͩ̍ͫ̈́̑ͪͯ̂̎ͩ̑͐̇̿ͯ̀Ěͣ͗́̒̐̇̑̃ͩ̂͐͂̿̈́̚҉̲͚̦̳̖͍̯͎̺͓̲̜̤̙͈͢
N̴̵̤̹̦͔̞̩̱͈̯̠̲̮̤̥̐͊̅ͭͣ̒͒͠ͅS̴̴̸͍͖̞̱̺͙͓͙̫̩͎̩̳ͤͫͤ̏͆̔̏̈̄͒͑̾̇̃̔̏̈͡ Ứ̷̢̝̙͍̪̤̘̣̹̟̻͖͖͙͎͆ͦ̀̂̓̑̔͂̿̒̒̚ M̶͔͇͈̼̱̩̫̟͖̫͍̜̗ͩ̍ͫ̈́̑ͪͯ̂̎ͩ̑͐̇̿ͯ̀ Ěͣ͗́̒̐̇̑̃ͩ̂͐͂̿̈́̚҉̲͚̦̳̖͍̯͎̺͓̲̜̤̙͈͢
S̴̴̸͍͖̞̱̺͙͓͙̫̩͎̩̳ͤͫͤ̏͆̔̏̈̄͒͑̾̇̃̔̏̈͡ Ứ̷̢̝̙͍̪̤̘̣̹̟̻͖͖͙͎̣͆ͦ̀̂̓̑̔͂̿̒̒̚M̶͔͇͈̼̱̩̫̟͖̫͍̜̗ͩ̍ͫ̈́̑ͪͯ̂̎ͩ̑͐̇̿ͯ̀ Ěͣ͗́̒̐̇̑̃ͩ̂͐͂̿̈́̚҉̲͚̦̳̖͍̯͎̺͓̲̜̤̙͈͢
Ứ̷̢̝̙͍̪̤̘̣̹̟̻͖͖͙͎̣͆ͦ̀̂̓̑̔͂̿̒̒̚ M̶͔͇͈̼̱̩̫̟͖̫͍̜̗ͩ̍ͫ̈́̑ͪͯ̂̎ͩ̑͐̇̿ͯ̀ Ěͣ͗́̒̐̇̑̃ͩ̂͐͂̿̈́̚҉̲͚̦̳̖͍̯͎̺͓̲̜̤̙͈͢
M̶͔͇͈̼̱̩̫̟͖̫͍̜̗ͩ̍ͫ̈́̑ͪͯ̂̎ͩ̑͐̇̿ͯ̀ Ěͣ͗́̒̐̇̑̃ͩ̂͐͂̿̈́̚҉̲͚̦̳̖͍̯͎̺͓̲̜̤̙͈͢
Ěͣ͗́̒̐̇̑̃ͩ̂͐͂̿̈́̚҉̲͚̦̳̖͍̯͎̺͓̲̜̤̙͈͢
>jimmy rustle group
i'd rather manage a jjb sports shop tbqh lad
>Police chiefs in Belgium have reportedly launched an internal investigation into claims soldiers and police officers held an orgy while colleagues hunted for terror suspects.
>Two policewomen and eight soldiers are said to have engaged in a sex party at a police station in the Brussels neighbourhood of Ganshoren.
>>52851274
you can't see anything but you can hear
at 5:30 you can hear people screaming "help me" and "im burning"
>>52851413
It's not like that at all. The Ivy League was set up as a sporting conference, the Russell Group is an academic alliance.
Oxford and Cambridge were the original supporters of it as it bolstered their research positions and allowed them to attract academics from the other top universities.
>>52851348
Great post
>tfw somebody I know unironically posted 'so chuffed to get a 2:2 in sports coaching from edge hill, can't believe it, had such a great three years with the lads' and changed his profile picture to him in a cap and gown etc
kinda devalues degrees a bit but made me laugh anyway how unironic it was
>>52851493
fuck off autist
>>52851526
Dry your eyes you miserable little speck.
>>52851521
Post a snarky comment on it
>>52851167
her mate is wearing the same dress as the first photo
farewell runts
>>52851521
post this:
Is this some sort of joke? Is this Ironic? I'm blown away at how UNironic this is. Do you even know what universities are for? This is an affront to the very notion of a degree. I worked incredibly hard for my philosophy degreee from [low-tier rustler]. Not happy.
>>52851052
desu a fair few of the guys who went to my school ended up in law. Alot of others in finance.
Some ended up indulging their passions of arts and film making and shit. Good on them to be fair, why not?
>>52851521
did his mates take the piss out of him at least?
>>52851573
Was months ago lad when everybody was graduating
taking TSUUUUU requests for the next 10 minutes till my pizza's cooked and ready to eat
>>52850713
How can i make images like that?
wet out
>>52851599
and yet here you are going back and forth between threads to copy your little link across
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>52851626
is that how big finns dick was?
>>52851608
Na, his mates were the 'retard but think we're cool ' group back in school so they all went on to achieve similarly ridiculous degrees
Just loads of 'congratulations, you're so intelligent' and 'what a great academic you've turned into !'
>>52851606
kek
>>52851626
very good/10
>>52851581
See you in hell x
>>52851626
Looks like one of the single mums I see in Aldi
>>52851652
>what is a clipboard
>>52851521
For a normie this isn't surprising, especially for people who are the first people in their family to go to uni.
When my dad went to uni his grandad said he was betraying the family.
>>52851683
screenshot
dad decided to work at home today so i couldn't make any of my autistic noises or sing really loudly or play the drums
fucks sake
>>52851696
xoxxoxoxoxxx
my most succesful m8 8em did sports media and journalism at marjons (plymouth) and now works for a bigboy surfing magazine, earning far more for a far sweeter job than i ever hope to. My other succesful mate did marketing at real plymouth and then inherited loads of money so he's in australia atm spending it on $350 a gram coke like his grandad would have wanted
>>52851726
A small board with a spring clip at the top, used for holding papers and providing support for writing.
>>52851579
good observation
christ imagine being working class
>>52851634
Leave Rayo Vallecano to me TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>52851771
good post
>>52851783
must
not
nonce
>>52851793
t. grasping lower-middle class runt
to be quite honest if someone came in and shot me dead right now I don't think I'd have too many objections
TSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkvW6W02UIc
>>52851793
Must be nice, sit on your arse all dayand only have to get up for the fortnightly trip to the job centre
>>52851812
Shes about 20-21 mate
who here /faketaxi/?
>>52851825
>tfw upper
>tfw medicine
have you watched the game and been down pub yet danny?
>>52851858
lol i am le man and i do not click your links lol because i do not care what you have to say
>>52851806
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PQyNaHOdBC
>>52851879
looks 15 in that 1 tho
>>52851901
>don't open links
TSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>52851739
All the rest of the comments are like 'so proud' 'so clever' but I cba blurring all the names
>>52851894
entry level shit, fuck off teenager
post british cuisine for me lads
>>52851858
honestly what WAS that noise? has he talked about it?
>>52851918
ran ran RUUUUUU
>>52851842
Yes you would, your natural instincts will take over and you would try to avoid being shot
>>52851858
TSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>52851858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU91z1hk2FI
TSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>52851918
Fucking quality senpai
>>52851643
>>52851652
>>52851669
>>52851676
>>52851683
>>52851685
>>52851688
>>52851696
>>52851703
>>52851726
>>52851729
>>52851739
>>52851742
>>52851745
>>52851751
>>52851771
>>52851783
someone pls respond.
>>52851637
at least tell how are these kind of images called?
>>52851947
It takes 3 years to get a degree in sports coaching?
>>52851637
your flag reminds me of RS castle wars
You will NEVER have this much heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2QZme0xs8w
>>52851992
Not sure myself, sorry m8
>>52851959
well yeah but if I sat and had a good think about it I think I'd let him do it
>tfw listening to DJ Sotofett and drinking a nice porter from one of my favourite fedora breweries and there's L I T E R A L L Y nothing you can do about it
I don't even watch cartoons but this is a choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jJZA-O_B783
>Receive a disproportionate amount of money
>Still whinge and moan
Northerners desu
>>52851947
>2:2
may as well not have bothered
>>52852022
She probably still got sent to a gulag
>>52851918
tsuuu
tfw no 10/10 aunt to wank over
>>52852022
probably because you will never be threatened with death and torture of your whole family line, my m80w80
>>52851992
The proper name is 'surprise Kyarys' I think.
>>52852063
>West somehow inclues Lonon etc but the North includes Peterborough and Northampton
Hmmmm
>>52851992
is your country full of chinese people? when i got the plane and it stopped there loads of fucking loud chinks got on and shouted the entire 10hr flight
>>52852013
>i prefer zammy over sara
alri
>>52851894
The Jaye Rose episode is GOAT, also I really like how most of the girls are basically just student slags who are doing it for extra cash
>>52852063
about as cherry picked as it could get
alri
>>52852066
>Edge Hill
>Sports coaching
probably coulda saved him three years before he even got a 2:2 to tell him he shouldn't have bothered
>>52851947
>48 people approve of this absolute wasteman
Requesting fedora images but with cute girls rather than fat horrible men
>>52852122
mainland Chinese are almost as vile as DESIGNATED lads desu
>>52851783
>one knee locked, the other bent
>leaning back
>drawing with four fingers like that
She's not hitting anything like that.
my willy has become very hard and stiff what could this mean?
>>52852000
apparently, I expect there's a lot more to it than shouting at people. That said its not going to be as academic as materials science, but then probably very different people going for each. If you have a choice of no degree, or a degree in sport then you take the degree, might not be a big winner but if it adds 10K a year to your salary for the rest of your life you are half a million up overall.
>>52852102
notice how few fedoras are being posted now this twat is trying to force another shit gimmick?
windy out
>>52852102
glad ur wasting any chance to contribute to samefag your post that you're clearly so proud of. We're all enjoying listening to what other people listen to/gimmicks they want to share, while you'll never get to enjoy that by assuming it's shit.
I pity you tbqh feller
>>52852156
>Jaye Rose
good slag
>this melt and his archery coaching
nibbling these
>>52852090
>ginger pubes
Yuck
>>52852245
yeah? well nibble on this
*unzips dick*
>>52852204
>Year 2 enables you to address a number of contemporary issues in sports coaching and development and gain practical hands-on experience. Key themes include sports research, coaching pedagogy, strength and conditioning, and performance analysis. Optional modules enable you to develop expertise in sport and athlete welfare, safeguarding and child protection in sport, or community sport development and coaching.
He has a job now that doesn't require a degree, it probably was a waste of time
>>52852247
>almost 2016
>not enjoying fine ginger minge
>go for a shit
>leave
>accidentally left my phone in there
>go back in
>it absolutely reeks
tummy hurts lads
>>52852230
Can feel the test bubbling out my cock. Need to breed.
Wish I was in the French Foreign Legion in the 1950s to be honest and could trek through the desert shooting Muslims and singing songs before attempting to mount a coup against Charles De Gaulle.
>>52852230
>those hips
hhnnnnggg
>>52852230
very very bad slag
>genuinely baffled that men on the internet honestly think women are so desperate to fuck like allll the time that they will do so based purely on the premise that a guy will pay for the flight. Seriously? people are deluded, stop talking to me in this moronic way purely because you watched a couple of videos of me having sex and pretending to enjoy it. Porn is not real life and even if it was that does not mean porn stars are reduced purely to sexual objects who just want to get fucked constantly, doesn’t matter who by, so long as they have a dick. You’re an idiot if you send me messages like this, it gets very, very tiresome and then I get accused of being “arrogant” because my responses to “will you fuck me if i pay for the flight?” isn’t “lol kk hunni! when!? xoxoxo”. URGHHHHHHH.
>>52852022
Is it like eurovision where the next tournament is held in the winning country?
>>52852245
*grabs a few and forces them into your little swedish fuccboi mouth*
haha
HAHAHAHAAH
>>52852276
>>52852304
Gross. I mean white or 2D ones.
>>52852278
ah thats a bit sad really, but at least on every form he fills in for the rest of his life he can tick the Higher Education: Degree box. It's the little things that count in the end.
>>52852306
what was their objection to De Gaulle la? Sounds interesting.
>>52852352
get a load of this racist
>Gross. I mean white or 2D ones.
>>52852397
>somerset
no luck catching those swans then?
why are there so many more basic girls than guys? girls who only like clothes and talk to their friends for example
pretty much every guy has a variety of interests
>>52852363
He originally backed Algeria remaining part of France, but made a u-turn. One of the FFL Regiments heard the news before everyone else and planned a drop on Paris to kill him and seize power before Algeria could be formally handed over.
Then numerous other plots arose. He had dozens of attempts on his life.
Tasty 2bh
>why are there so many more basic girls than guys? girls who only like clothes and talk to their friends for example
>>52852352
>white
>cute
pick one
Dieu et mon droit tbqh
>>52852365
How long until we just hang racists publicly? I hope it's soon, the world would be better off.
>>52852485
Who not put the Welsh dragon as one of the squares so the Scots don't have to be edgelords about it?
>>52852463
wew, that would have been ebin.
Been meaning to watch 'the battle of Algiers' but can't find a decent torrent.
>>52852469
>white
>ADORABLE
pick both
Doing a dance
>>52852105
Doesn't seem so, thanks for trying anyway.
>>52852122
Wut? are you sure you went to Dominican Republic? most people here are mixed/mulattoes.
>>why are there so many more basic girls than guys? girls who only like clothes and talk to their friends for example
orchestrating a wank
>>52852526
>gif
fuck off
>>52852310
lel she's a complete dimwit
>>52852442
we wuz pirates n sheeiit
>>52852446
evolutionary reasons. being interesting, smart and funny is not required for a woman to attract a man. a man will just fuck pretty much anything even if he hates her. men have to charm women with intelligence and wit in addition to good looks.
>>52852523
too old tbqh
>>52852446
Patriarchy.
>>52852523
nonce
alri
bitch im bleeding bad
like a bumble bee
Gucci Gucci Louis Louis Fendi Fendi Prada
how do i make beef stew?
>17:22
>stuff in to make beans on toast but nothing else
>mum not home from work yet
>she might bring in din-dins so I can't make beans yet
why live
>>52852579
>>52852586
Well, which is it lads?
submitting my application for a wank
>>52852649
nonce
>>52852621
stew went down the shops to get fanta mate, but i am sure its made from cows.
>>52852578
but what guy would want to breed with a basic girl? It's certainly a plus for her to be interesting.
In the midnight hour she cried more more more
Laugh Diary:
My last laugh was on the 30th of December 2015.
>>52852661
denied
>>52852621
Chuck braising beef or steak in seasoned flour
brown in a pan in fat
cook off onion, garlic, celery, leek (whatever you want desu)
Add Stock and worcestershire sauce
Simmer for a long time
Enjoy
Feel free to toss some spuds in too if you want. A Bay leaf and some red wine wouldn't hurt either
>>52852561
I have resisted doing so for so for four days now.
I've still wanked a bit, every morning and every night. I edge for maybe half an hour.
I'm going to a party for NYE tomorrow, where I aim to find a qt and lose my virginity. If I actually do then I'm going to blast cum all over the fucking room.
Wish me luck lads.
daily /brit/gimmck investigation:
>why does any .gif file get told to fuck off?
>will cornwall ever get a shag? is he really trying?
>how long is a good 2 hours in real terms?
>>52852649
Jersey
just reading that jaye rose's tumblr about how she regretted doing porn and it felt like selling her soul and that, gonna make watching her videos a lot more arousing from now on
>>52852722
amateur move lad, you'll last like a minute that way, have a cheeky wank so you can go all night
>>52852718
thanks lad. going to add carrots and potato so you think i should add them 30 minutes before its finished? don't want them mushy 2bh.
>>52852771
Is that the tubby red haired bint above? Nein danke.
>>52852534
are you ever afraid that Haiti is going to zerg rush you?
>>52852743
>because it's a shit gimmick
>no
>it's about 3-5 minutes
>>52852791
Nah lad. I'm a risk taker. I was wanking 2-3 times a day before and when I got erections they were barely hard. Now when I do it's like a rod of steel.
>>52852804
yeah forgot carrots
hmmmm yeah that sounds about right, just check and to it by thumb though. I rarely make it 2bh so I'm no expert.
>>52852791
>>52852853
never understood this desu, just do a lot of foreplay and then blast in 2 mins
so much better than not being able to cum and just rawdogging her for like 3 hours
>>52852848
top lad cheers
a good 2 hours
Stay away from Polish girls, they only want to date you because of the novelty of you being English, and they're really fucking dull when you start to spend more time with them. And they constantly moan about things being different here. And they want you to text them every single morning and throughout the day. And they eat really weird food. And no, I'm not Rivena
lol haha
Just had a top chinky lads.
Crispy chilli beef
Seaweed
Salt and pepper wings
Egg fried rice
>>52852927
t. Ribena
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""britain"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1451343512615.webm
>>52852927
my oneitis is polish-American, don't think any of this applies to her
>>52852959
>seaweed
black man question marks.jpg
>>52852970
rolli
>>52852970
Hmm
>>52852970
bghjlv k
>>52852959
>literally deep fried fat and MSG
>memeweed
>prison-tier cut of meat
>only passable thing you ordered
meme-tier meal there friendo.
>>52852927
slammin a german pole in my foreign country
this is all true
>>52852970
lols irl
>>52852970
>renee
>in jail for incest and statutory rape
noice
>>52852970
roll
Tyler can domestically abuse me and hit me with the frying pan anyday
>>52852970
roll
gf just sent me this
>tfw not going to see DJ Fett Burger on NYD
S M H
>>52853036
fuk that shit, reroll
also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Q04nDghcg tune
Back from wageslaving
get to leave early tomorrow.
wew
>>52852980
>not realising this is being ironic
is it hard living with autism?
>>52853087
Never post music Lisicki, how many times? Such dreadful taste.
>"""""deep""""" house
>>52853026
>literally complaining about the nutritional value of a takeaway
>>52853087
kill yousef
>>52852984
>hey kowalski! go down to the harbour and sort thi mess out that numbskull here created!
>I need your badge and your gun!
>>52852901
>rawdogging her for like 3 hours
You mean a whole hour longer than our lad Lisicki?
pls gib foreplay tips
>>52853133
fight me lad
https://youtu.be/rHZzx0xcfnw
> On his 60th birthday, Mussolini received a gift from Hitler of a complete twenty-four volume set of the works of Nietzsche.[170]
Imagine what more works of immense insight Nietzsche might have produced had he not gone insane at age 44
>>52852970
Just keep ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING
normie years eve tomorrow lads
>>52852927
fuck off ryvita
>>52853118
you tell me.
haha you just got epicly pwned fag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3xUloTrYA0
i'm getting stormzy's tracksuit in the sales tbqh, it's steezy as fuck
having lunch lads
>>52853225
excruciating
who /succ/ here?
>>52853297
Nobody to go with and people want to just go to the pub 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmaQhdVRU1A
CHOON
Just woke up lads
>>52853320
>it's steezy as fuck
>>52853320
you'd look a twat if you are white
>>52853247
>Nietzsche
he probably wouldn't have produced a lot of his work if he wasn't mentally disturbed to start off
and he is grossly overrated either way.
just about to annihilate this box of ferrari roche (have a method)
>>52853395
im not
>>52853320
Agree, not that I would ever wear it. Chip is such a gimp though, ruins the track.
>i've got lots of bars
>they're all absolute shite relating to how you have bars
>>52853266
Fug :DDDDDD
>>52853217
be enthusiastic but gentle
play with parts of her that arent obvious
cut your nails (once cut a girl from the inside)
no teeth (unless your a pro)
start with 1 finger
bite her nips (gently)
gently
>>52853400
I DON'T like this post!
>and he is grossly overrated either way.
>>52853417
Would feel sick if I ate more than 1 ngl
>>52853423
rasheed
>>52853247
apparently they had an argument one time over Mussolini's love of jazz music, which Hitler saw as subhuman 'negro racket' or some such
>>52853424
accurate post
>>52853395
i reckon anyone but like jet black stormzy would look wet in it, i am white tho
Every single gf I've had has turned out to be a complete nutcase. Might as well give up
>tfw not got bars
>>52852813
Thanks m8. As for Haiti they don't even have an army the only thing stopping us from kicking them back to their home is the pressure we are receiving from everyone(Namely UN, OEA, USA, France, Canada and even Venezuela), but the worst enemy we have are those that call themselves dominicans but are in true backing the haitians.
>>52853507
fuck off back to facebook normie cunt
Not one of those ponderous, conscience-stricken herding-animals (who undertake to advocate the cause of egoism as conducive to the general welfare) wants to have any knowledge or inkling of the facts that the "general welfare" is no ideal, no goal, no notion that can be at all grasped, but is only a nostrum,--that what is fair to one MAY NOT at all be fair to another, that the requirement of one morality for all is really a detriment to higher men, in short, that there is a DISTINCTION OF RANK between man and man, and consequently between morality and morality. They are an unassuming and fundamentally mediocre species of men, these utilitarian Englishmen, and, as already remarked, in so far as they are tedious, one cannot think highly enough of their utility.
>be enthusiastic but gentle
>play with parts of her that arent obvious
>cut your nails (once cut a girl from the inside)
>no teeth (unless your a pro)
>start with 1 finger
>bite her nips (gently)
>>52852970
Praying for Christy
>>52853448
Cheers la. I'll try put your advice to good use.
>parts of her that arent obvious
The inside of the thigh and nape of the neck seems quite sensitive on a lot of girls. Any other common ones?
need a caramel gf in my life
>>52852304
you got that image from me (i know because i cropped and adjusted the brightness of this image)
>>52852970
aiming for chenelle
chav grils
DEY CALL ME MAN DEM
>>52850788
>What, then, constitutes the alienation of labor? First, the fact that labor is external to the worker, i.e., it does not belong to his intrinsic nature; that in his work, therefore, he does not affirm himself but denies himself, does not feel content but unhappy, does not develop freely his physical and mental energy but mortifies his body and ruins his mind. The worker therefore only feels himself outside his work, and in his work feels outside himself. He feels at home when he is not working, and when he is working he does not feel at home. His labor is therefore not voluntary, but coerced; it is forced labor. It is therefore not the satisfaction of a need; it is merely a means to satisfy needs external to it. Its alien character emerges clearly in the fact that as soon as no physical or other compulsion exists, labor is shunned like the plague. External labor, labor in which man alienates himself, is a labor of self-sacrifice, of mortification. Lastly, the external character of labor for the worker appears in the fact that it is not his own, but someone else’s, that it does not belong to him, that in it he belongs, not to himself, but to another. Just as in religion the spontaneous activity of the human imagination, of the human brain and the human heart, operates on the individual independently of him – that is, operates as an alien, divine or diabolical activity – so is the worker’s activity not his spontaneous activity. It belongs to another; it is the loss of his self.
>>52853453
Nietzsche appeals to the angry, angst-ridden generations of a post-war world with his delusions of how strength and power should be.
he's like an wittier and more introspective Ayn Rand
>"Communism is good in theory."
>>52852970
rorring
>>52853608
>those leotard things
HHHHHHNNNNNGGGGGG
It's too much.
hate how the music of british youth is now incoherent nigger babble
getting roped into going out to a nightclub tonight
not sure what the fuck i am doing 2bh
>Nietzsche
>>52853448
>play with parts of her that arent obvious
FEET
>>52853477
mussulini looks a bit non white . surprised hitler hung out with him
>>52853680
Just don't go. Easy. I do it all the time and that's why I have no friends anymore and lost out on the chance for a gf.
>>52853680
What club doe pham? If it's a normie club you're going to need to get black-out to make it through.
>>52853552
Highly original post
>>52853608
why is she wearing a babygrow?
>>52853604
just cover a lot of ground
bac of the knees
ears
armpits (not joking) (dont do this if youve been dancing)
>>52853700
just do weird shit (not proper weird tho) like bite her hipbones a little
just go wild
>>52853661
yeah f︂︂a︂m its good on paper but animal house showed it was wrong
>>52853767
>animal house
>>52853661
its "admirable" in theory but planned economics is impossible in practice, even if a supercomputer were to take up the task of planning the society I doubt it could work out much better.
>>52853740
oceana pop and crisps night
>>52853757
been stuck there for 19 years mate
>>52853372
Bummer but understandable. I'd go with you if I were there. Heard nice things about Dance Tunnel.
porn folder just hit 13TB lads
>>52853798
Fucking hell. Best of luck.
>>52853798
ahaha christ
>>52853811
that's a long time even for social services
Going insane lads
>>52853902
good lad
>>52853798
>pop and crisp night
sad again
pakis IN
got some VERY erect nipples lads
another day of eating, playing video games, & watching anime
Business idea: round up everyone who eats purple skittles, put them into a black bag and throw them into a lake for having such shit taste.
>>52854013
Cold out?
Any new memes lads?
>>52854050
is this "normie banter"?
>Why yes I do post fedora images on the 'chon
Dick Van Dyke is still alive
>>52854050
Smarties > skittles
>>52854050
>eating sweets past ~17
s m h - f a m
But yes, they were the worst flavour. Sour skittles BTFOd normal ones anyway.
>>52854013
good. inverted nipples are a sign of breast cancer
>>52854119
good lad
>>52854111
FOY
>>52854106
Why are the sausages from cafe fry ups always shit-tier? Fuck sakes.
found myself wanking lads
didn't plan on it but now i've started i might as well make the most of it, haha
>>52854109
please
Might grow a beard
>>52854182
good sausages are expensive (for a cafe)
>>52854050
Do people actually care about the colour of skittles and m&m's and stuff? They basically all taste the same
>>52854106
that's a lovely breakfast, although no tomatos
>>52854182
The sausages in my work's canteen are like charred pieces of dog food
>>52854217
Id pay for 60p or whatever it is premium la, no worries.
Can't stand those anaemic, synthetic mush-tubes. Gonna kick off next time it happens haha!
>>52854225
>They basically all taste the same
>>52854225
M&Ms do
Skittles taste different.
Literally fuck off, paddy
Just consumed a big honey chilli chicken and am currently lying on my bed like a snake digesting a goat lmao
>>52852970
Rollan
>>52854225
fuck off taig
>not joyously filling your trolly full of sweeties that mummy never let you have now you've moved our.
>>52854284
lol!
hilarious dude!!!
Only had one cigarette in the past four days, feeling good about this
>>52854264
they don't taste that differently that it's worth caring about
just stuff a load in your mouth no fucks given
>>52854316
>2015
>trying to quit already
fucking casuals
>>52854225
>Eoin in charge of having fully formed taste buds
>>52854309
I don't like sweets or sugary things
me and the bf
>>52854320
>just stuff a load in your mouth no fucks given
this isn't your mother we're talking about m9.
5 mins of fookin ell arry asmr:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvx_zuTR1Xc
>>52854339
what about me? :3
>I don't like sweets or sugary things
>>52853621
Caught me
>>52854331
Not sure I understand your post lad
My Polish gf just bought me a box of after dinner mints, literally have no idea why
>he justifies being a chubby chaser as "high test"
wanna cop some cdg x converse but they look kinda like girl shoes
me and the gf at christmas dinner
>>52854456
Akarin!
>>52854419
i was just mentioning how you're not using the wonderful force of new years resolutions to quit, you must be pretty set on quitting
>>52854428
Give her a fanny rub to say thank you
>>52854453
>cop
>kinda
fuck off yank fuccboi
is having a polish gf the latest gimmick?
>>52854456
wait so you don't even exist
>>52854440
>high test
>chubby
>>52854453
Don't see why anyone ever bought these 2bh
It's just converse with some ostentatious (and aesthetically horrible) branding on it. Same deal with Supreme and the Raf Stan Smiths.
Do not cop.
>>52854453
little girly heart shoes
>>52854511
I died two years ago
>>52854499
>'cop' is a yankism
'no'
>>52854501
No, it's just really easy to get a polish gf
anyone /sunshinefromleith/ atm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib1peLr7Sz8
Kevin 'only good prod is a dead prod' Boyle
>>52854573
>awfficcaaaurrrrr
>>52854573
Yes it is
>>52854647
in reference to police maybe, but in this sense ('to purchase'), no.
>>52854608
Get a job in a big office, there's always a few polish girls working in the kitchen or as cleaners, and they all want to date English guys, as long as they are charming and polite.
>>52854621
Kevin 'hun hunter' Boyle
>>52854696
he's an idiot using my gimmick incorrectly
>>52854608
Alri 'bena
Don't stalk them for one ;^)
>>52854696
>but in this sense ('to purchase'), no.
No, that is the yankism, the reference to Police is universal.
>>52854615
when ya goooooooooooo
will you sen bacchhh
a letter frommmmm americaaaaaa
>>52854391
what ABOUT you
>>52854752
for one what?
most polish girls i've met, as long as they haven't been here long and become average british cunts, are cute af tbqh
>>52854474
New years is just a day
