Our Nigel Edition
cara
Hello lads I have arrived.
hello I'm the janitor
1st for high test
Azusa
>>52854820
>>52854817
hello
charli
Business idea: Relocate Israel to the middle of Australia, then nuke the Middle East
>>52854781
becca
>>52854825
fat
Itchy beard lads. Gonna do a cleanshave later.
>>52854839
alri?
>>52854879
Don't bully
hi janny
haven't seen him on the news since summer
so firefox is literally tipping fedoras for money now? how is that sensible?
I have created Communism
WHEN YA GOOOOOO
WILL YA SEND BACK
A LETTER FROOOOM AMERICA
TAKE A LOOOOOOOOOK
AT THE RAIL TRACK
FROM MIAMI TO CANADA
me and my wifes son are having a night on the tiles tonight haha
later lads x
>>52854874
I know a pretty black girl by this name
>>52854933
Mozilla does good work, my only issue is how bulky firefox is, especially when you open up multiple tabs
marina~
>>52854825
That's not high test, get it right lad
business idea: being a smug cute 2D girl
>>52854977
>pretty
>black girl
haha ayyyy
semtex Kev
>>52854977
i had a pretty x by this name :'(
tfw she escaped
every one of you FUCK OFF this instant
>receive videos on Kik months ago
>save them, send them into my personal chat
>delete the videos in my gallery folder since they were taking space, but with the backup videos still available to resave some other time
>be now
>check videos from scrolling up in my chat
>can't play any of them, none of them load
reeeeeee fucking Kik, there were slags fingering themselves in some of those
>>52854933
Don't worry, the money is going to a good cause
>>52855040
typical japanese
Can we please cut out the Pakistani community slagging on here for just 1 thread?
Woman wishes to be independent, and therefore she begins to enlighten men about "woman as she is"--THIS is one of the worst developments of the general UGLIFYING of Europe. For what must these clumsy attempts of feminine scientificality and self- exposure bring to light! Woman has so much cause for shame; in woman there is so much pedantry, superficiality, schoolmasterliness, petty presumption, unbridledness, and indiscretion concealed
She does not want truth--what does woman care for truth? From the very first, nothing is more foreign, more repugnant, or more hostile to woman than truth--her great art is falsehood, her chief concern is appearance and beauty. Let us confess it, we men: we honour and love this very art and this very instinct in woman: we who have the hard task, and for our recreation gladly seek the company of beings under whose hands, glances, and delicate follies, our seriousness, our gravity, and profundity appear almost like follies to us. Finally, I ask the question: Did a woman herself ever acknowledge profundity in a woman's mind, or justice in a woman's heart? And is it not true that on the whole "woman" has hitherto been most despised by woman herself, and not at all by us?--We men desire that woman should not continue to compromise herself by enlightening us
Even though I'm no better than a beast, don't I have the right to live?
>>52855099
batty boy
>>52854970
What is that thing on the left?
>>52855021
>>52855094
>thinking paki means pakistani
bit racist
never been to college or any shit like that
>>52855129
me on the left
>>52855180
wastegash tbf
>>52855064
er..what?
| jesus-follower | anti-racist | feminist | aspiring theologian | ordained in the @ELCA | works @TheSlateProject | #BlackLivesMatter | #IStandWithMuslims
Drinking a Franziskaner heffe-weisse, is nice.
AMA
Me dads arguing with his other half tbqh lads. Reminds me of the good old days of him and me mum arguing haha.
>>52855227
pastanigger
https://youtu.be/kvdrw6Jxnuc
gook choon
>>52855157
>Drinking a Franziskaner heffe-weisse
>>52855250
haha, you got me, it's actually a Peroni.
Mamma Mia!
>>52855245
>gif
fuck off
Lads did you know Burger King is called 'Hungry Jacks' in Australia?
I don't think Austalians should be welcome here anymore.
>>52855112
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z6pvcvd4WF
>Drinking a Franziskaner heffe-weisse
>>52855201
Mozilla literally paid $15,000 to appease lefties and remove any reference to the word "slave", which is a widely-accepted networking term
>>52855290
>gif
fuck off
>>52855264
>>52855146
BIG PLAYER
This is what I got when I Google high test
what part of the UK has the ugliest people on average?
>>52855206
>>52855171
>>52855096
>>52854894
top quality posting lads
>>52855297
haha m8 havent you seen le smug david cameron? I (being all the people that browse this board) don't watch your links to anything
She just text me lads.
>he's a fedoraposter on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his job very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power and control he will have in his pathetic life
>he replies to posts he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he replies to posts he doesn't like because the interfere with the large backlog of Chinese girl cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parents' house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides porridge in a microwave
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
>>52855325
that is so disgusting
>>52855325
wew
>>52855344
An Western region called 'Canada'.
>>52855344
>>52855028's mums house
>>52855344
Liverpool
>>52855374
jew
>>52855344
Yorkshire
>>52855344
the south
>tfw no insane southern yank gf
>>52855320
https://www.vice.com/print/i-tried-joining-the-french-foreign-legion
She just sent me a pic :|
>>52855325
it's alright lads she's a big ugly fatty with a nice profile pic
Accidentally posted in the old thread lmao
>>52855403
british person
gf is making me some dinner
>>52855335
>>52855475
leave palletline plz
Choon-posting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OzdJNGrCw
>>52855335
fat
Being racist with a qt lads. Loving it.
> using find and replace cost mozilla $15k
>>52855476
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>52855511
LOW
TEST
BETA
E
T
A
made an absolute belter of a pomodoro sauce lads. so good.
>>52855435
As if some effeminate Vice-reading nu-male would make the cut.
lelmao
Can't be arsed to read it, what happens?
>>52855506
https://youtu.be/nXnddkLo4GY
>'GAP: Gay And Proud haha'
Wow how fucking dare you, bigot.
>tfw ended friendship with my best friend a few days ago
>tfw a birthday card turned up for me today (birthday tomorrow) from her and she's written a really funny and heartfelt message in it about how she loves me and we've been through a lot of shit together and we'll be friends for life and everything
having a sad lads
>22 and already have hemorrhoids
why live
>Girl texts me saying it's her birthday and she's drunk
What did she mean by this?
>>52855553
he gets rejected and goes to live in hungary
>>52855505
like i cant help that im jewish, but my kids WILL BE mixed
>>52855576
>having friends
>having female friends
>>52855583
she's getting excuses in for getting with someone already
>>52855582
lol
>>52855576
>her
>>52855590
fucking kek
>>52855576
>best friend
>girl
>>52855590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOECyf3_zTg
lol
>>52855595
what would mummy say? might have to leave zion tbqh
good post btw
Kate on Pointless is very perky tbqh
>>52855601
>>52855616
>>52855613
meh, it was uni, we lived together, our other housemates were cunts and we both bonded over having our relationships going tits up at the same time
really need to do a sleep
cba though
>>52855604
But she's not my girlfriend, why would she need an excuse to shag someone? Not even talked to her for like a week.
Having a sulk
Why is there no gay/LGBT group against Islam, lads?
>>52855676
because that's rayciss!
>>52855676
why would there be an LGBT group specifically against Islam?
Me and the gf
>>52855659
Fair enough lad, most will mock you just because they're lonely and are glad to see a "normie" dragged down to their level. Bet you'd want her to be your girlfriend if you had the chance though right?
>>52855676
ukip have a lgbt division
not even joking
>>52855676
If there's not one against Catholicism/Christianity in general, why would there be one against Islam?
Realising that I don't really like spending time with my friends any more
me and the gf
>>52855583
she wants you to come over and put your willy in her
You literally can't have a female friend without one side wanting something to happen.
>>52855703
Because muzzies want to behead gays innit
>>52855722
You look a bit like Niall from Sleepycabin
i.e. a homeless man
>>52855703
It's literally the biggest force for homophobia in Western Europe.
>>52855723
Nah I don't think so, we've spilled a lot of shit to each other and I know how unstable she is.
Don't need that in my life. I guess I'd be okay banging her though if there weren't going to be any consequences (definitely would with her though)
>>52855737
So does nearly all the major parties, except DUP I'd assume
>You literally can't have a female friend without one side wanting something to happen.
Me and the gf
>>52855676
marcusian regressive tolerance
>>52855737
There slogan is pretty jokes 2bh "The UK should be OUT and PROUD
>>52855771
That's what I was hoping. Why can't she just say that if that's what she wants, REEEEEE
>>52855064
>$15,000 to press ctrl + F
HOW DO YOU SPEND YOUR BIRTHDAYS ANON?
>>52855506
Was it you dumping those house/disco links on Christmas?
>>52855821
*they're
mummy's late with MY DINNER RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE
>be Scottish
>get wet
>>52855848
my birthday tomorrow 2bh
i hope someone here gives me a happy birthday tomorrow
>Those Tesco adverts
>>52855848
Alone.
It's a time for self-analysis, a review of the year, self-pity, drinking and perhaps some light /brit/posting.
>>52855848
>tfw my next birthday will be spent aboard a ship with a bunch of Russian officers drowning me in alcohol
RIP
Me and the gf
>>52855826
Careful lad that's rape
business idea: charge people for tuba lessons
>>52855576
why'd you end the friendship?
me and the gf
>Was it you dumping those house/disco links on Christmas?
>>52855850
yes la
>>52855870
HOL UP
>>52855912
me on the right
>>52855870
behead this coon
me and the gf.
>>52855903
its difficult to get tuba lessons these days. All the good tuba players keep getting poached by Barclays
![1450646079454[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aVeu9nH.jpg "1450646079454[1].jpg")
>>52855903
*plays a phenomenal solo*
>>52855576
Fuck me that is crushing i'd top myself lol
ya blew it
>business idea: charge people for tuba lessons
>>52855870
Why don't they just kick him out
>>52855881
sounds pretty comfy
>went downstairs to get a drink
>come back upstairs
>left drink downstairs
maisie
>>52855875
Gonna pop to Tesco later just before it shuts, there have been some CRACKING bargains recently
>2 slices of posh cheesecake for 40p
>1/2 leg of lamb for a quid
>big pizza for 30p
>chicken korma and rice for 30p
>big packs of vegetables for like 20p
me and the missus
>maisie
>>52855874
really lad? Mine too
>>52855928
>>52855870
How the fuck did this coon get into Oxford?
>>52856029
*grabs cumrolls*
>laptop is on 27%
>suddenly jumps to 6%
>CHARGE NOW CHARGE NOW WARNING
literally why does this shit do this
NEVER buy chinkpad. chinese communist trash shit pile of plastic shit
What did old boy Cecil actually do wrong?
wish blackies would stop bullying him
>>52856002
epic
absolutely epic
just had 4 (four) quality street haha
>>52856046
rather ironically on a rhodes scholarship
>me and the missus
>>52855910
she got weird that i'm hanging out with her ex instead of her, she's been getting weird a lot with me recently and i got sick of it
tfw find korean men more attractive than korean women
not even gay
Best Limmy character lads?
Think it's between Dee Dee, Falconhoof and Mr Mulvaney desu.
https://youtu.be/WJXDWM2IDn0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZIFnjxFbXY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwF65VA0ZSU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-9EtSmEZEc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU16_XiY0vY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg1_O0Uy6lw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QKIj-xieTg
choons lads
>>52856037
how old lad?
>>52856035
maisie a qt
>>52856104
Think you might be la
>>52855874
>>52856037
I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAYS TODAY YOU NEW YEAR LADS YOU!
>Think it's between Dee Dee, Falconhoof and Mr Mulvaney desu.
>>52856029
Is he using a knife and fork for chocolate?
>>52856124
fucking hell you have shite taste
>>52856161
plastic
Me and the wife
DAP
me on the left
>>52855923
ty
>>52856191
i dont know but they're both holding forks in their right hand. fucking uncivilised slopes. absolutely disgusting.
>>52856131
24
it's all over for me now
Need some sort of trip or flag to distinguish myself from other ''''''''''''''''''''''choon'''''''''''''''''''''''''''' posters 2bh.
PER LAUGHS
me and my chick
HOL' UP HARRY
>>52856176
thanks m9 appreciated
>>52856089
seems a bit petty to stop being friends with someone mate, grow up
>look at you and your wee desu
What did she mean by this?
>>52856060
Let your battery drain to 0% and turn off then charge back up to 100%, fixed my problem
>>52856254
the music should be enough you tit
cant wait for dark souls 3 lads
only like 3 months now
ill be glad when it comes out and never have to play shitborne again
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR6trrpsBU0
blood is thicker than water but cum is thicker than blood
Lib Dems please, I'm with you on the whole privacy and censorship debacle, but why do you have to be such cucks about this?
I thought we'd form a militia to kill Theresa May and make Britain meme again
>>52856296
>video games
>>52856261
I was going to be rude and racist to this but she would be really upset irl and it made me sad
>>52856253
YOU ARE ONE DAY YOUNGER THAN ME ANON YOU BIG BABY!
>>52856296
Hopefully it's not a disaster like 2
>>52856261
YOU SAYIN WE IZ WIZARD N SHIT?
>>52856253
I'm 27 tomorrow, yeah it only gets worse 2bh
Especially when your birthday is new years eve and you literally have zero excuses to not go out, but I'll have a beer in your honour tomorrow lad
>>52856248
No problem
>>52856289
I hope it is pham, I hope it is
C H O O N
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFLEl5IElz4
Is drinking a 70cl bottle of Scotch a week alot lads? It's not even a liter.
Been questioning it lately m-maybe i should stop.
>>52856273
I see how it looks that way but it's not that simple, it's partly for her benefit. She's told me that she's struggling to stay friends with me and torn between staying friends and cutting me out of her life and running away because she associates me with her ex and it's causing her a lot of pain.
So I felt it was for the benefit of both of us to end the friendship.
Doesn't necessarily have to be forever but certainly we aren't gonna be talking for a fair while until she manages to get over her heartbreak.
>cant wait for dark souls 3 lads
>>52856344
oh come on i'm just shitposting no harm meant
people who listen to rap, hip hop and pop shouldn't be allowed to post youtube links
>>52856383
sounds completely fine
#killallwhitemen
>oh come on i'm just shitposting no harm meant
>>52856124
ironic bassline tbqh
https://youtu.be/vx90hw-HHmg
this is what people say is good at the moment, so choon lads
>>52856367
I liked 2 but the soul memory ruined it
>>52856383
do you drink beer or anything else during the week alongside that?
>>52856399
*puts on Led Zeppelin t-shirt*
Yeah man, they don't even know about REAL music! haha
>>52856261
SO YOU BE SAYIN WE SUM KIND OF WIZARDS AN SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHZFQ_E2Kwo
>>52856375
ah should have explained i'm actually going to a party
but i'll have a drink to you friend
>I am racist
>>52856383
>a week
nah, as long as you're able to stop when you want (>implying, obviously) you're fine. You aren't seriously damaging yourself, that's 2-3 glasses a night?
>>52856399
UKHH is GOAT tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUB_vpjogmo
>>52856452
It was improved with SotFS, I'll give it that
But I feel like they just got really lazy with it (fair enough since they were working on Bloodborne at the time)
>>52856279
>Let your battery drain to 0% and turn off then charge back up to 100%, fixed my problem
I can't drain it because the stupid fucking thing turns off completely at 5%
this is an actual choon you plens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUAXcTfHWyM
>>52856483
>He doesn't have a friendship circle consisting entirely of racists
You haven't lived.
>>52856506
>overweight
>cat glasses
>active on social media
The memes are true.
Complete banger lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up0t2ZDfX7E
law of probability says whites will soon die out lads
our recessive skin alleles will be to our detriment
