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Our Nigel Edition
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cara
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Hello lads I have arrived.
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hello I'm the janitor
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1st for high test
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Azusa
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>>52854820
>>52854817
hello
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charli
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Business idea: Relocate Israel to the middle of Australia, then nuke the Middle East
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>>52854781
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becca
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>>52854825
fat
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Itchy beard lads. Gonna do a cleanshave later.
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>>52854839
alri?
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>>52854879
Don't bully
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hi janny
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haven't seen him on the news since summer
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so firefox is literally tipping fedoras for money now? how is that sensible?
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I have created Communism
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WHEN YA GOOOOOO
WILL YA SEND BACK
A LETTER FROOOOM AMERICA
TAKE A LOOOOOOOOOK
AT THE RAIL TRACK
FROM MIAMI TO CANADA
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me and my wifes son are having a night on the tiles tonight haha

later lads x
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>>52854874
I know a pretty black girl by this name
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>>52854933
Mozilla does good work, my only issue is how bulky firefox is, especially when you open up multiple tabs
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marina~
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>>52854825
That's not high test, get it right lad
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business idea: being a smug cute 2D girl
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>>52854977
>pretty
>black girl
haha ayyyy
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semtex Kev
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>>52854977
i had a pretty x by this name :'(

tfw she escaped
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every one of you FUCK OFF this instant
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>receive videos on Kik months ago
>save them, send them into my personal chat
>delete the videos in my gallery folder since they were taking space, but with the backup videos still available to resave some other time
>be now
>check videos from scrolling up in my chat
>can't play any of them, none of them load

reeeeeee fucking Kik, there were slags fingering themselves in some of those
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>>52854951
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>>52854933
Don't worry, the money is going to a good cause
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>>52855040
typical japanese
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Can we please cut out the Pakistani community slagging on here for just 1 thread?
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Woman wishes to be independent, and therefore she begins to enlighten men about "woman as she is"--THIS is one of the worst developments of the general UGLIFYING of Europe. For what must these clumsy attempts of feminine scientificality and self- exposure bring to light! Woman has so much cause for shame; in woman there is so much pedantry, superficiality, schoolmasterliness, petty presumption, unbridledness, and indiscretion concealed

She does not want truth--what does woman care for truth? From the very first, nothing is more foreign, more repugnant, or more hostile to woman than truth--her great art is falsehood, her chief concern is appearance and beauty. Let us confess it, we men: we honour and love this very art and this very instinct in woman: we who have the hard task, and for our recreation gladly seek the company of beings under whose hands, glances, and delicate follies, our seriousness, our gravity, and profundity appear almost like follies to us. Finally, I ask the question: Did a woman herself ever acknowledge profundity in a woman's mind, or justice in a woman's heart? And is it not true that on the whole "woman" has hitherto been most despised by woman herself, and not at all by us?--We men desire that woman should not continue to compromise herself by enlightening us
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Even though I'm no better than a beast, don't I have the right to live?
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>>52855099
batty boy
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>>52854970
What is that thing on the left?
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>>52855021
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>>52855094
>thinking paki means pakistani
bit racist
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never been to college or any shit like that
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>>52855129
me on the left
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>>52855180
wastegash tbf
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>>52855064

er..what?
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| jesus-follower | anti-racist | feminist | aspiring theologian | ordained in the @ELCA | works @TheSlateProject | #BlackLivesMatter | #IStandWithMuslims
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Drinking a Franziskaner heffe-weisse, is nice.

AMA
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Me dads arguing with his other half tbqh lads. Reminds me of the good old days of him and me mum arguing haha.
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>>52855227
pastanigger
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https://youtu.be/kvdrw6Jxnuc

gook choon
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>>52855157
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>Drinking a Franziskaner heffe-weisse
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>>52855250
haha, you got me, it's actually a Peroni.

Mamma Mia!
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>>52855245

>gif

fuck off
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Lads did you know Burger King is called 'Hungry Jacks' in Australia?

I don't think Austalians should be welcome here anymore.
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>>52855112
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z6pvcvd4WF
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>Drinking a Franziskaner heffe-weisse
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>>52855201
Mozilla literally paid $15,000 to appease lefties and remove any reference to the word "slave", which is a widely-accepted networking term
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>>52855290

>gif

fuck off
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>>52855264
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>>52855146
BIG PLAYER
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This is what I got when I Google high test
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what part of the UK has the ugliest people on average?
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>>52855206
>>52855171
>>52855096
>>52854894
top quality posting lads

>>52855297
haha m8 havent you seen le smug david cameron? I (being all the people that browse this board) don't watch your links to anything
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She just text me lads.
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>he's a fedoraposter on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his job very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power and control he will have in his pathetic life
>he replies to posts he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he replies to posts he doesn't like because the interfere with the large backlog of Chinese girl cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parents' house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides porridge in a microwave
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
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>>52855325
that is so disgusting
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>>52855325
wew
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>>52855344
An Western region called 'Canada'.
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>>52855344
>>52855028's mums house
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>>52855344
Liverpool
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>>52855374
jew
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>>52855344
Yorkshire
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>>52855344
the south
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>tfw no insane southern yank gf
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>>52855320
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https://www.vice.com/print/i-tried-joining-the-french-foreign-legion
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She just sent me a pic :|
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>>52855325
it's alright lads she's a big ugly fatty with a nice profile pic
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Accidentally posted in the old thread lmao
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>>52855403
british person
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gf is making me some dinner
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>>52855335
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>>52855475
leave palletline plz
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Choon-posting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OzdJNGrCw
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>>52855335
fat
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Being racist with a qt lads. Loving it.
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> using find and replace cost mozilla $15k
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>>52855476
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
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>>52855511
LOW

TEST

BETA
E
T
A
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made an absolute belter of a pomodoro sauce lads. so good.
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>>52855435
As if some effeminate Vice-reading nu-male would make the cut.

lelmao

Can't be arsed to read it, what happens?
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>>52855506
https://youtu.be/nXnddkLo4GY
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>'GAP: Gay And Proud haha'
Wow how fucking dare you, bigot.
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>tfw ended friendship with my best friend a few days ago
>tfw a birthday card turned up for me today (birthday tomorrow) from her and she's written a really funny and heartfelt message in it about how she loves me and we've been through a lot of shit together and we'll be friends for life and everything

having a sad lads
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>22 and already have hemorrhoids

why live
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>Girl texts me saying it's her birthday and she's drunk

What did she mean by this?
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>>52855553
he gets rejected and goes to live in hungary
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>>52855555
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>>52855505
like i cant help that im jewish, but my kids WILL BE mixed
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>>52855576
>having friends
>having female friends
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>>52855583
she's getting excuses in for getting with someone already
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>>52855582
lol
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>>52855576
>her
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>>52855590
fucking kek
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>>52855576
>best friend
>girl
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>>52855590

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOECyf3_zTg

lol
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>>52855595
what would mummy say? might have to leave zion tbqh

good post btw
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Kate on Pointless is very perky tbqh
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>>52855601
>>52855616
>>52855613
meh, it was uni, we lived together, our other housemates were cunts and we both bonded over having our relationships going tits up at the same time
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really need to do a sleep

cba though
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>>52855604
But she's not my girlfriend, why would she need an excuse to shag someone? Not even talked to her for like a week.
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Having a sulk
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Why is there no gay/LGBT group against Islam, lads?
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>>52855676
because that's rayciss!
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>>52855676
why would there be an LGBT group specifically against Islam?
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Me and the gf
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>>52855659
Fair enough lad, most will mock you just because they're lonely and are glad to see a "normie" dragged down to their level. Bet you'd want her to be your girlfriend if you had the chance though right?
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>>52855676
ukip have a lgbt division

not even joking
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>>52855676
If there's not one against Catholicism/Christianity in general, why would there be one against Islam?
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Realising that I don't really like spending time with my friends any more
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>>52855583
she wants you to come over and put your willy in her
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You literally can't have a female friend without one side wanting something to happen.
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>>52855703
Because muzzies want to behead gays innit
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>>52855722
You look a bit like Niall from Sleepycabin

i.e. a homeless man
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>>52855703
It's literally the biggest force for homophobia in Western Europe.
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>>52855723
Nah I don't think so, we've spilled a lot of shit to each other and I know how unstable she is.

Don't need that in my life. I guess I'd be okay banging her though if there weren't going to be any consequences (definitely would with her though)
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>>52855737
So does nearly all the major parties, except DUP I'd assume
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>You literally can't have a female friend without one side wanting something to happen.
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Me and the gf
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>>52855676

marcusian regressive tolerance
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>>52855737
There slogan is pretty jokes 2bh "The UK should be OUT and PROUD
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>>52855771
That's what I was hoping. Why can't she just say that if that's what she wants, REEEEEE
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>>52855064
>$15,000 to press ctrl + F
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HOW DO YOU SPEND YOUR BIRTHDAYS ANON?
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>>52855506
Was it you dumping those house/disco links on Christmas?
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>>52855821
*they're
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mummy's late with MY DINNER RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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WE
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>be Scottish
>get wet
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>>52855848
my birthday tomorrow 2bh

i hope someone here gives me a happy birthday tomorrow
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>Those Tesco adverts
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>>52855848
Alone.

It's a time for self-analysis, a review of the year, self-pity, drinking and perhaps some light /brit/posting.
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>>52855848
>tfw my next birthday will be spent aboard a ship with a bunch of Russian officers drowning me in alcohol
RIP
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Me and the gf
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>>52855826
Careful lad that's rape
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business idea: charge people for tuba lessons
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>>52855576
why'd you end the friendship?
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me and the gf
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>Was it you dumping those house/disco links on Christmas?
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>>52855850
yes la
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>>52855870
HOL UP
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>>52855912
me on the right
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>>52855870

behead this coon
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me and the gf.
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>>52855903
its difficult to get tuba lessons these days. All the good tuba players keep getting poached by Barclays
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>>52855903
*plays a phenomenal solo*
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>>52855576
Fuck me that is crushing i'd top myself lol

ya blew it
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>business idea: charge people for tuba lessons
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>>52855870
Why don't they just kick him out
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>>52855881
sounds pretty comfy
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>went downstairs to get a drink
>come back upstairs
>left drink downstairs
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maisie
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>>52855875
Gonna pop to Tesco later just before it shuts, there have been some CRACKING bargains recently

>2 slices of posh cheesecake for 40p
>1/2 leg of lamb for a quid
>big pizza for 30p
>chicken korma and rice for 30p
>big packs of vegetables for like 20p
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me and the missus
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>maisie
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>>52855874
really lad? Mine too
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>>52855928
>>52855870
How the fuck did this coon get into Oxford?
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>>52856029
*grabs cumrolls*
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>laptop is on 27%
>suddenly jumps to 6%
>CHARGE NOW CHARGE NOW WARNING

literally why does this shit do this

NEVER buy chinkpad. chinese communist trash shit pile of plastic shit
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What did old boy Cecil actually do wrong?

wish blackies would stop bullying him
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>>52856002
epic
absolutely epic
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just had 4 (four) quality street haha
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>>52856046
rather ironically on a rhodes scholarship
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>me and the missus
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>>52855910
she got weird that i'm hanging out with her ex instead of her, she's been getting weird a lot with me recently and i got sick of it
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tfw find korean men more attractive than korean women
not even gay
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Best Limmy character lads?

Think it's between Dee Dee, Falconhoof and Mr Mulvaney desu.
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https://youtu.be/WJXDWM2IDn0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZIFnjxFbXY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwF65VA0ZSU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-9EtSmEZEc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU16_XiY0vY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg1_O0Uy6lw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QKIj-xieTg

choons lads
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>>52856037
how old lad?
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>>52856035
maisie a qt
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>>52856104
Think you might be la
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>>52855874
>>52856037
I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAYS TODAY YOU NEW YEAR LADS YOU!
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>Think it's between Dee Dee, Falconhoof and Mr Mulvaney desu.
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>>52856029
Is he using a knife and fork for chocolate?
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>>52856124

fucking hell you have shite taste
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>>52856161
plastic
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Me and the wife
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DAP
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>>52855923
ty
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>>52856191

i dont know but they're both holding forks in their right hand. fucking uncivilised slopes. absolutely disgusting.
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>>52856131
24

it's all over for me now
>>
Need some sort of trip or flag to distinguish myself from other ''''''''''''''''''''''choon'''''''''''''''''''''''''''' posters 2bh.
>>
PER LAUGHS
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me and my chick
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HOL' UP HARRY
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>>52856176
thanks m9 appreciated
>>
>>52856089
seems a bit petty to stop being friends with someone mate, grow up
>>
>look at you and your wee desu
What did she mean by this?
>>
>>52856060
Let your battery drain to 0% and turn off then charge back up to 100%, fixed my problem
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>>52856254

the music should be enough you tit
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cant wait for dark souls 3 lads
only like 3 months now
ill be glad when it comes out and never have to play shitborne again
>>
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR6trrpsBU0
>>
blood is thicker than water but cum is thicker than blood
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Lib Dems please, I'm with you on the whole privacy and censorship debacle, but why do you have to be such cucks about this?

I thought we'd form a militia to kill Theresa May and make Britain meme again
>>
>>52856296
>video games
>>
>>52856261
I was going to be rude and racist to this but she would be really upset irl and it made me sad
>>
>>52856253
YOU ARE ONE DAY YOUNGER THAN ME ANON YOU BIG BABY!
>>
>>52856296
Hopefully it's not a disaster like 2
>>
>>52856261
YOU SAYIN WE IZ WIZARD N SHIT?
>>
>>52856253
I'm 27 tomorrow, yeah it only gets worse 2bh

Especially when your birthday is new years eve and you literally have zero excuses to not go out, but I'll have a beer in your honour tomorrow lad
>>
>>52856248
No problem

>>52856289
I hope it is pham, I hope it is

C H O O N

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFLEl5IElz4
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Is drinking a 70cl bottle of Scotch a week alot lads? It's not even a liter.

Been questioning it lately m-maybe i should stop.
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>>52856273
I see how it looks that way but it's not that simple, it's partly for her benefit. She's told me that she's struggling to stay friends with me and torn between staying friends and cutting me out of her life and running away because she associates me with her ex and it's causing her a lot of pain.

So I felt it was for the benefit of both of us to end the friendship.

Doesn't necessarily have to be forever but certainly we aren't gonna be talking for a fair while until she manages to get over her heartbreak.
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>cant wait for dark souls 3 lads
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>>52856344
oh come on i'm just shitposting no harm meant
>>
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people who listen to rap, hip hop and pop shouldn't be allowed to post youtube links
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>>52856383
sounds completely fine
>>
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#killallwhitemen
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>oh come on i'm just shitposting no harm meant
>>
>>52856124
ironic bassline tbqh

https://youtu.be/vx90hw-HHmg

this is what people say is good at the moment, so choon lads
>>
>>52856367
I liked 2 but the soul memory ruined it
>>
>>52856383
do you drink beer or anything else during the week alongside that?
>>
>>52856399
*puts on Led Zeppelin t-shirt*

Yeah man, they don't even know about REAL music! haha
>>
>>52856261
SO YOU BE SAYIN WE SUM KIND OF WIZARDS AN SHIT
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHZFQ_E2Kwo
>>
>>52856375
ah should have explained i'm actually going to a party

but i'll have a drink to you friend
>>
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>I am racist
>>
>>52856383
>a week
nah, as long as you're able to stop when you want (>implying, obviously) you're fine. You aren't seriously damaging yourself, that's 2-3 glasses a night?
>>
>>52856399
UKHH is GOAT tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUB_vpjogmo
>>
>>52856452
It was improved with SotFS, I'll give it that

But I feel like they just got really lazy with it (fair enough since they were working on Bloodborne at the time)
>>
>>52856279
>Let your battery drain to 0% and turn off then charge back up to 100%, fixed my problem
I can't drain it because the stupid fucking thing turns off completely at 5%
>>
>>
this is an actual choon you plens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUAXcTfHWyM
>>
>>52856483
>He doesn't have a friendship circle consisting entirely of racists
You haven't lived.
>>
>>52856506
>overweight
>cat glasses
>active on social media

The memes are true.
>>
Complete banger lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up0t2ZDfX7E
>>
>>
law of probability says whites will soon die out lads

our recessive skin alleles will be to our detriment
>>
>>52856534
Don't think that would go down too well with the handful of BME friends I have, desu senpai
>>
>>52856552
BIG
>>
>>52856552
Puffy muff
>>
>>52856336
desu i get the sense that there is a lot of uncertainty about the in campaign, especially behind closed doors
>>
>>52856460

No just a abit of Scotch in the evenings after i've had my tea and i'am winding down watching some tv or browsing the net.
>>
>>
>>52856515
Brighton/Southampton/Newcastle student '''''''''''''deep house'''''''''''''' '''''''''''''''warehouse'''''''''''''' event tier.

i.e. BBC Radio 1 tier

i.e. Ministry of Sound THIS IS DEEP HOUSE 2015 tier


I.e. Get fucked.
>>
>>52856552
what is going on with 3's crotch?
>>
>>52856534
this

Nothing better then driving around with a car full of racist mates taking the piss out of any cunt that isn't white
>>
>>52856570
Honestly don't care or see why anyone would. Bit sad if all you have to be proud of is your skin colour.
>>
>>52856571
>BME
I don't speak cuck. Could you explain?
>>
>>52856552
fucking hell need a tall gf
>>
>>
>>52856615
Probably put her phone in her shorts
>>
>>52856622

t. Russell
>>
>>52856615
rape alarm
>>
>>52856620
>tfw walking around uni making fun of chinks with a qt
It's way more fun than it has any right to be.
>>
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>>52856610

>deep house
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>>52856552
3, 2, 4, 1
>>
You could have it all

My empire of shit

I will let you down

I will make you HURTTTT
>>
>>52856493

Yeah i can stop when i want. Didn't drink anything Monday night.
Finished off the bottom of a bottle yesterday and haven't drank any today.
>>
>>52856625
Black and minority ethnic, m80
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>>52856622
t. paki
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>This guy could've been PM

>Ed Shilliband cucked him and stood as unelectable oaf candidate

>Considered 'moderate' by his party, they have now gone even further left and started tearing themselves apart.

Is Ed the greatest right-wing politician of all time?
>>
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yeri
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NeNRk-v780
>>
>>52856552

Hope there's some girls out like this tomorrow night.
>>
>>52856705
Pakis and nogs?
>>
>>52856650
>that thigh definition on 3
yep, she's the better one
>>
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>Whip up a delicious maccaroni cheese in minutes with extra butter

>No-one to share it with

>Eat alone then wash up

Lads.
>>
>>52856742
your a big guy
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>>52856765
normies will never understand this
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>>52856765
>>
>>52856765
Hope there was some decent cheeses in there, and some mustard, with a roux base and some breadcrumbs & parmesan on top la.
>>
https://imgur.com/a/Wdjdh

>ywn have a twitch streaming whore gf
>>
>>52856841
slag
>>
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HELP

I HAVE LITERALLY DELETED THE ENTIRE GWX FOLDER AND DELETED THE KB WINDOWS 10 UPDATE

WINDOWS UPDATE IS STILL TRYING TO FORCE THIS SPYWARE ON ME

I JUST WANT MY UPDATES
HOW DO I STOP IT
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>>52856732
>tfw no more Surgeon shows on Rinse
>>
>>
>>52856857
fuck off
>>
what does sex feel like
>>
>>52856891
milks of sand
>>
>>52856891
like warm velvet on your willy
>>
>>52856891
bags of sand
>>
>>52856891
Like you won life
>>
new sarah gilborn
>>
>>52856888
you fuck off

spastic cunt
>>
>>52856891
The best 2 hours of your life
>>
>>52856891
imagine putting your willy in a girl's fanny
>>
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>machine operation is an industry with many opportunities
>>
>>52856841
>streamers
>youtube ''''''''''personalities''''''''''

Fucking binned.
>>
>>52856831
> with a roux base

Of course. Do I look like a pleb?

> decent cheeses
The cheddar left in the fridge

>some mustard
Went for the vanilla experience. Salt and pepper only.

Will mustard up the leftovers though (English of course)
>>
>Cuckfield
>>
>>52856921
how can you be calling anyone a spastic
>>
>>52856891
kinda nice but not as amazing as you might think

the best part is the psychological aspect of being intimate with someone
>>
>here, take one of these placards and march with me anon!
>>
>>52856923
preceded by a nervous 10 minutes
>>
>>52856891
A good 2 hours
>>
>>52856891
expensive
>>
i used to have dark thoughts and wanted to sleep with my mum. now that i've done it i don't want to any more. inversion therapy works lads.
>>
>>52856965
>no
>>
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT I GET IN SOME SHIT (YEEUH)
>>
>>52856940
Good la
>>
>>52856953
Well good day. Bit hot out. Australian weather. Sun's setting though, hopefully it will cool down a bit. On my way home now from Sydney, sixth time this week. Um, yup, in wollongong servo now, go see can I get some tucker. Alright, don't know what the rest of the arvo'll do, just see how it goes. Strewth mate, hooroo.
>>
>>52856765
>>52856765
>make a cocktail using stuff I got for Christmas
>no one to share it with, no one to even tell I made it and no one who cares about what I like or what I'm doing or interested in
>drink alone

Haha, cheers lads
>>
>>52856974
>>52856923
good posts
>>
>>52856965
Don't touch me you dirty hippie
>>
quite a fan of cecil rhodes would join in in a counter deomonstration
>>
>>52856957
because windows is forcing this shit on me

I've deleted the entire GWX folder
I've deleted the W10 KB update
I've unticked the W10 KB update in Windows Update

and its still forcing it on me

spastic fucking cunt
>>
>>52856841
>>52856841

>Women literally get paid money to sit in a room and play video games badly as long as they talk and cam for lonely virgins.

What do they do when they turn 30 and go through a crisis of being unwanted?
>>
>>52856891
10 minutes of increasing hardness followed by a good two hours of pleasure
>>
>>52856998
cheers mate have a good one
>>
>>52857029
make asmr videos for other virgins
>>
>>52857035
>nine (9) (You)s
alri thanks lad haha
>>
>I shagged her for a good two hours
>>
>>52857035
why are you insulting their font? you can't even fucking change it on /int/ u mong
>>
>>52857029
they earn serious money Tbh i think a lot of them can be set for life
>>
>>52857021
literally who
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>>52856998
>drink alone
on /brit/ you're never alone
>>
just woke up

how do I go downstairs without them asking me if I just woke up
>>
>tfw wahaca and willy date
>>
hey daralon, my mum she got me this new game
>>
>>52857077

fuck off paki
>>
>>52857079
sneak out the window and come through the front door
>>
>>52857077
rasheed
>>
>>52857079
wearing a dressing gown, wiping the sleep out of your eyes, pretending to have just woken up so it seems like you are making a funny joke
>>
>>52857079
Go downstairs:

*yawn*
>euugh, it's been a long day, might hit the sack soon haha!
>>
real men don't just shave their face
>>
>>52857097
what is a wahaca
>>
got a really depressing post that i'm saving for the new thread
>>
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My favourite african american
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRbqmb2ul2A
>>
>>52857097
>wahaca and willy date
what
>>
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>>52857142
Some meme-tier Mexican ''''''''''street-food''''''''''''' chain restaurant

A pseudo-Nandos desu
>>
>>52857029
lonely beta virgins feel a sense of connection to streamers because they're real people streaming live you can interact with.
women basically abuse these people and treat them as cash machines, both sides are scummy crappy people
>>
>>52857144
just neck yourself now so i dont have to tell you to next thread
>>
might have a go on the old "playstation" if you catch my drift

have a cheeky "game" of "fifa", shall we say

heh heh heh
>>
>>52857097
What lass
>>
>>52857171
and willy is a mans penis or is willy a part of this place
>>
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>20 minutes into crumpets and chill and he gives you this look
>>
>playing sports games
lmao
>>
>>52857149
>It's not Larry

Laughing_bints.jpg
>>
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miley 2bh
>>
>>52857142

mexican food
>>
>>52856767

For you
>>
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who else /abigfanofsoup/?
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>>52857259
I see.

I asked the girl at work out btw, the only you said I had 5% chance with and she said yes hehe
>>
>>52857211
hilarious
>>
>>52857027
Install gentoo
>>
in the one sexual relationship i've had, i was always scared to initiate and she was always the one forcing it

then she called me out on it and i promised i would do it next time

was so awkward trying to give her the eye, and pull her panties down and get things going. that was the last time i had sex with her

it will probably never happen again
>>
>>52857187

i went to wahaca with a male friend, and then i sampled his pork sword
>>
>>52857285
maisie is a fucking tramp council rat but I love her
>>
>>52857284
I'm big on Waitrose own brand, Covent Garden and 'Glorious' soups 2bh senpai. More down to the convenience than being a massive fan though.

On the Ainsley cous-cous too.
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>>52857284
who else/abigfanofainsley/?
>>
>>52857315
fat cow
>>
>>52857285

well, at least you did it. well done?
>>
>>
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>>52857211
>20 minutes into freedom fries and chill and she gives you this look
>>
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>replying to tripfags
>replying to tripfags pretending to be female
>>
>>52857285
FONT
>>
kentqt is such a slut lads

like holy shit
>>
>>52857315
>average looks
>still gets sex whenever horny
wish i was a girl tbqh boys

>>52857331
good soups, espesh covent garden. I'm currently sampling a fine home made leftovers soup, courtesy of mummy
>>
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>didn't want spyware
>installed Windows 10
>>
>>52857359

moo.
>>
>>52857331
Don't really like soup, but Convent is fucking amazing
>>
>>52857284
>>52857331
big fan of Tesco finest green thai chicken Tbh
>>
>>52857409
did you suck his willy?
>>
>>52857404

lad, i don't get sex whenever i want. i actually have to work for it.
>>
Who / windows 7 till the day I die/ here?
>>
>>52857405
Fuck off Stallman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jskq3-lpQnE
>>
>>52857285
VERY pleased to hear this
>>
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>>52857357
big fan, reporting in
>>
>>52857452

of course.
>>
Can somebody hand me the pic of brendan fraser with scars on his face and wounds and JUST hair
>>
>>52857284
>soup
literally tramp tier
>>
>>52857454
LOL as if
>>
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>>52857494
>>
>>52857454
>"""""work""""""" for it
phoning someone up and saying are you free tonight is not "work"ing for it, us boys gotta chirpse 25/8 to get any gash
>>
looks like lewandowski to real madrid might be on

hmmm
>>
new

my 56k can't handle this
>>
>>52857357
He seems like a nice bloke desu but his mug soups are shit-tier
>>
making an OK cupid profile tonight

any tips
>>
CULTURAL ENRICHMENT

https://youtu.be/-3MvinY66r0
>>
>>52857590
>>52857598
>>52857598
>>52857598
>>
>>
>>52857559
hahaha it's like that but without the maximum over-JUST
>>
Gorgonzola or roquefort lads?
>>
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>>52855936
Mackie more and that a Aussie tennis player (Kyrgos?) Make such a cute couple. So progressive!
>>
>>52856124
Here are some real choons.,

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mehLx_Fjv_c

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zMiHm3q6-bQ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u4XYzCjRj7U

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qwrj7xSn-Xo
>>
>>52859605
And a couple more..

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zbUAnzLWBk0

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NXqGuAhttXA

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9C0UjKUQzQ8
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