Under the sea edition
cara
janny's gonna do his NUT
Azusa
First for cultural enrichment
https://youtu.be/-3MvinY66r0
>>52857610
>16s
is this a script? what is even like how i don't even get what do
>lets build our homes on a literal floodplain
>>52857610
JANNY
ACTIVATE
>>52857601
diversity is our strength
30/12/15
Who would u fug?
Kyara
>>52857612
>>52857683
>>52857711
le ebin tea
>>52857655
late as fuck 2bh
>streamer just said Hi to me personally
>>52857703
I said before Kate is fucking PRIME
Them boobs
me and the gf
quite hungry lads
>>52857670
THE TORIES DIDN'T PROTECT MY FLOOD PLAIN FROM FLOODING
DAVID CAMERON IS A WAR CRIMINAL
can someone post the fraser pic like this one but without the nuclear over-JUST
Ha ha kick balls on tonight
Can't wait to watch all the ball kicking men kicking the ball
quads
kpop desu lads
alright lads
>>52857777
quads+flods confirm all elected leaders included tony cameron are war criminals
>>52857755
who do you watch lad?
>>52857703
>>52857703
Lizzie looks like she has a lot of cats and they're more important to her than you.
Kate looks like she uses tumblr and tinder
>>52857654
>when merkels millions get citizenship they can legally come to the UK
fucking end it.
>>52857703
KATE
A
T
E
>>52857703
When you see Kate on telly she is stunning but Lizzie is more realistic for me
>>52857557
>>52857570
i've got to make myself look good, have a shave, pretend to be interested in whatever shit he's going on about, make it blatantly obvious i want some cock WITHOUT looking too much like a whore. then i have to make sure i don't do anything that makes me less than fuckable. it's hard work. even harder because i'm a bit chubby.
>>52857827
>even harder because i'm a bit chubby
>>52857703
and from yesterday?
>>52857827
extremely hard work, you poor thing
Feeling a bit "gangsta" as they say today, lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGGpwD_qftU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZxsulBE3xc
kyary
>>52857855
leah
>>52857814
eswoogi speedrunning FF7
no bully
>>52857778
>>52857855
L E A H
E
A
H
>>52857827
>WITHOUT looking too much like a whore.
>Implying the Lad will care
>>52857855
B E C K Y
WHY IS SHE THERE WITH SIMON
>>52857827
I'm not being mean, but why not just lose the weight? It's not difficult.
>>52857885
is that his actual hair
>>52857855
monday's has the same (good) girls so i'll post that too
>>52857855
ellen. i like short hair on women
>>52857827
>mfw this post
>>52857785
>>52857786
hey
>>52857777
THE TORIES DON'T CARE ABOUT THE NORTH
Carol or Rachel lads?
>>52857910
rebekah, while her old man watched
>>52857892
i care.
>>52857900
i'm working on it. but for now, if i want cock, i have to find a chubby chaser.
>>52857910
leah a qt
are it a lesbians??
https://twitter.com/sarahgillborn/status/682272782676324352
>>52857777
Checked
can i get any of you cunts a drink?
these race/gender obsessed people are truly dull.
Yeri time?
>>52857827
>even harder because i'm a bit chubby
You must have such a hard life, having to open your legs and wait for the guy to notice
>>52857980
6 fresh healthy loads of semen please mate
>>52858023
>>52858023
no fuck off
Can someone post the original lisicki so I can make a knowyourmeme article
>>52857925
Hows it going lad?
>>52857980
Water, neat.
>>52857980
yes la, a beer'd go down nicely. Cheers.
>>52857980
White Russian ta
just saw a ghost lads. called me a faggot and tore up my boyzone posters. literally in tears
going to insult my oneitis and try and make her cry
>>52858031
if i had a fedora to post, i'd post it right now lad, you fucking shambles
>>52858000
They're literally more obsessed than the actual racists
>>52857940
probably rachel desu
if it's a question of carol in her prime or rachel in her prime, that's a bit closer
>>52857980
2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps please
>>52858066
Piss off, mate, I'll do it to myself.
If you don't think it's easier for women to get laid than men, then you're obviously an utter gobshite
who doesnt love a good panel show hahahahaha literally no one ahahahahahahahahaha
would quite like for kentqt to call me a fucking shambles whilst she talks to her gf's about her latest sexploit
alternatively i could be kentqt's beta orbiter
loy
>>52857980
beer, cold, small and foamy thanks
>>52858141
>she
you don't seriously believe this trip is actually a female, do you? are you brand new to 4chan?
i don't know why people have a hard time believing kentqt is real
hwoeger i do wish she posted her arse when she said she would
>>52858137
Literally every non-redditor.
well done lads you've allowed another attention starved histrionic wanker (aka tripcode user) to derail the thread
*sigh*
i'm off for a drink boys
>>52858189
I believe anything anybody says at any time
>>52858176
theere have been 3 girls who have vocarooed here i dont get why it is such a stretch
>>52858199
Save some of your dad's cum for us m8
>>52858199
>/brit/
>ever on rails
>have nightmare one day
>walk to bathroom and look in mirror
>I have braided strands of black rope hanging out of my face, like a patch beard
>start pulling at them
>they have long fleshy strings on the end (that were in my face)
>can feel strings moving inside my face
>wake up
>throw up
>every time I see a black girl with braided hair (that looks like rope) I feel sick
am I a racist? might put this on Reddit and see what they say
>constantinople, the city named after the emperor responsible for popularizing christianity, is in the hands of muslims and has been for 563 years
>>52858041
could be better, could be worse
im warm and comfortable
enjoying myself 3bh
>>52858176
I honestly believe there's schoolkids posting here right now. Everyone apart from me is under 25, of that I'm certain.
I wish there was a comfy /brit/ thread on another board.
Bit sad that Kentqt didn't email me
>>52858189
I'll only believe it when I see a timestamped photo of her face
>>52858250
I am 22 lad and i love bants and gimmicks we can start an oldfag thread somewhere else
>>52858250
tfw 28
>>52858136
i'm not saying it's easier, i'm saying that for a girl of my size and looks, it's harder than average. put me up against most girls, and 9/10, i'll be the one who ends up at home on her own with a cheap vibrator.
>>52858240
that is actually really good banter from the muzzies to be fair
>Anime
>tripfags
>pakis
>dutch people
>foreigners excluding dutch people
>kpop
>Normies
Which groups of /brit/ shitposters do you want to see removed
http://strawpoll.me/6405420
>>52858300
rasheed
>>52858289
If you build it I will come mate
>>52858317
bent pricks like you crying about posts all day like fucking melts
>>52858250
I'm 24 2bh, starting to feel a bit old for 4chan but I enjoy it here.
>>52858250
27 4btw
>>52858250
lots of 15-17 year olds during the afternoon if the strawpolls can be believed
>>52857980
Pint of Strongbow m8.
>>52858317
>adding 'fags' to everything
fuck off back to /b/
Every now and then I fall apart.
>>52858317
Normies, students, teenagers
>>52858295
Do you honestly think anyone here has standards
Even though you have a cock, I still would- if not moreso
>>52858381
alri kim
my bin is really mouldy, looks like santas beard lmao
Came back to uni and only my paki flatmate is back so far. I think he's on drugs, he has squinty eyes but now they are super huge and wide and he won't stop cackling and cracking shitty jokes.
He;s in his room doing this alone, but i can hear it from mine. He was pretty normal before.
>>52858295
awww bless
just lose some weight it isn't difficult
the fact that you think it is really puts your """""problems"""" into perspective
>>52858381
would lick her feet
>>52858250
27yo KV reporting
can the Merseyside Reds overcome the Wearside Stripes tonight?
if i asked most of my friends if they was up for a shag theyd probably say yes doubly so if they was drunk
feels EXTREMELY good to have all this power and choose not to use it
>>52858189
she isn't real
its some guy using pics from a pof profile that has since been taken down
>>52858349
>crying because he hasn't had his daily fill of semen
>some desperate virgin loser actually believes this bent cunt is really a girl
kek
>>52858369
What absolute bollocks
>muh authoritarianism
>lefty students believe this
Can't wait for them to feel the wrath of communism desu
>>52858176
hello x
>>52858317
tough chouce between normies and kshitters
>>52858250
i'm 31 m8
>>52858450
FONT
>>52858450
You should let me worship your feet
maybe work girl would let me worship hers haha
>>52858441
brendans getting sacked m8
>>52858240
Imagine if we used military action to take it back.
>tfw no charli gf
Alri lads it's me who posted 'doing a suicide' last week
Not too bad up here 2bh can still get 4chan so that's good
kent post your face if you are real and do something zany like close one eye or stick your tongue out
>>52858489
>>52858485
behave x
important age poll lads
http://strawpoll.me/6405474/r
>>52858399
here, i reckon a few of you have standards. in the world as a whole, plenty of people have standards. to be honest, if there was ever a /brit/ meet up that i could get to, chances are i'd end up taking one of you lot home. i have no fucking standards.
>>52858418
it is pretty difficult. i have to get motivated.
>>52858499
>we
fuck off mr. papadopolos
>>52858489
FONT
>>52858505
*behaves*
>>52858479
Bad photoshop
>>52858500
If you would prefer a charli gf to a marina gf then you are a ultra plenn
>>52858502
newcastle anon or was that someone else?
>>52858369
capitalist work camps when
>>52858489
FONT
>slam down 8 beers in under an hour
>only feel intoxicated for like 40 minutes
What the fucking point anymore m8s
>>52858549
gave up 2bh
>>52858479
I always knew it was cara with a vpn
>>52858565
kill yourself lisicki
>>52858565
delete this
Test
>>52858565
what are you doing...........
this is rafi tier
>>52858565
delete this
>>52858369
>preventing prevent
wat
>>52858565
fuck off Rafi you sly little paki
>>52858568
thats the point in your life where you start drinking spirits instead lad
>>52858565
wew someone else made a better long tie one
>>52858565
ahaha
ohohoh
is this dormers?
![Red-Cups-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2r0UlsK.jpg "Red-Cups-1[1].jpg")
>>52858568
8 WHOLE BEERS DUDE????
JEEZ LOUISE!
>>52858565
you are one pathetic piece of shit
>>52858602
that's not rafi
that person you're referring to has stopped 'kevin posting'
>>52858565
1. that guy will kill himself if this goes mainstream
2. normies will have our meme
I'm natalie imbruglia
>>52858568
That's what you get for drinking watered-down piss
Drink spirits/liquor
This Kentqt sounds like a bit of a slags 2bh
http://strawpoll.me/6405521
http://strawpoll.me/6405521
http://strawpoll.me/6405521
http://strawpoll.me/6405521
http://strawpoll.me/6405521
>>52858568
>8 Bud Lights
>8 drinks at -0.9% alcohol
i thought chip butties were only a meme
>>52858568
>drinking light beers the size of a can of coke
Gonna go to Somerset, track Raphael down and give him a good old fashioned battering.
Thoughts and opinions on this plan?
>>52858568
I can't even get drunk on beer.
I have 4 and feel sick.
>>52858644
this. we know it's kev now and he's got enough shit to deal with without becoming an epic maymay. don't be a cunt
>>52858652
a slags what?
>drinking beer
lmao
>Dundee vs Celtic postponed because the ground has floated away
WEW
>tfw even /brit/ knows your loser
bad feel
>>52858663
>>52858681
excuse me but it was labatt blue bottles :^)
Just been to asda lads, all the crimbo stuff is proper reduced.
Extra special mince pies: 60p
Extra special butter biscuits: 50p
925g Crimbo pud: 85p
Gonna get fat as fuck
>>52858684
>>52858684
give me a one bell lad and i'll meet you down there
>>52858639
I know lad, it's Rafi tier memeing though
he always posts /brit/ stuff for Karma on Reddit
>>52858698
>lmao
>>52858692
that was a positive to me so don't 'this' my post. take it back
Need a cock to gobble on
>>52858679
you never 'ad a chip barm lad?
>>52858692
>now
This has been known for as long as the meme has existed.
>>52858617
They were probably small and foamy
Philosopher’s Stone – 77,325
Chamber of Secrets – 84,799
Prisoner of Azkaban – 106,821
Goblet of Fire – 190,858
Order of the Phoenix – 257,154
Half Blood Prince – 169,441
Deathly Hallows – 198,227
>>52858712
pretty sure it was due to waterlogging
>>52858724
if you're at asda in the dark scooping up reduced pastries I'm willing to bet you're already a fat cunt
>>52858695
a lads idea of a slag
if the POF thing is true im quite disappointed but in hindsight """"""""""""she"""""""""""""2 does seem a bit too conventionally easy
>>52858724
>eating Asda's own
>>52858724
asda is like tesco red bargain bin all year round m8
>>52858736
"no"
>gonna go play destiny
>>52858763
Word counts?
>>52858749
>shitskin free nation and but only if you comment Aryan GF Get out Anglo shitskin will come to you in this thread
>>52858726
Aight. Say nuttin my bredda
>>52858644
>>52858692
>>52858576
>>52858585
>>52858588
>>52858594
>>52858602
>>52858623
Deleted it lads it was my brother on my computer hahaha what is he like
>>52858770
>she
>>52858820
haha neck yourself you gay cunt
>>52858763
imagine she wrote a series like goosebumps
the world would 1/10 harry potter books right about now
>>52858295
am i a johnny foreigner
>>52858769
alri janjan
don't leave your porridge in the microwave too long waheyyy
>>52858710
safely stranded up in their commieblocks
>there are people that shop at asda
chavs lmao
probably live off pepsi and cheese and onion crisps
>>52858820
>>52858794
>tfw Destiny was really fun at the start before you realised what a half-baked piece of shit it was
Fucking Bungie and Actvision
>>52858820
ulster = normal cunt retard in disguise
>>52858856
waitrose and aldi master race t︂b︂︂h
>>52858519
>motivated
eating less doesn't require motivation
>do u wnt 2 go out w/ me?
>um no lol :$
...
>haha sry tht woz my m8
>>52858875
>hit 40
>what do I do now?
>uninstall
>>52858820
"hahaha lads please forgive me"
acknowledge my existence with yous or else I will mop away your shitposts and report you to overlord hiroshimoot Kawasaki anhero
>>52858769
>waitrose and aldi master race t︂b︂︂h
>>52858856
I fucking hate Asda with a passion, just like its American counterpart it attracts the scum of the universe
night night lads
time for beddy baws
>>52858856
>tfw this is literally my life
Need to stop putting this suicide off lmao
die wunna wunga?
>>52858930
>I fucking hate Asda with a passion, just like its American counterpart it attracts the scum of the universe
why is /brit/ always so autistic? you use too many memes and retarded lingo, lads. It's like the dumb version of clockwork orange.
>>52858917
made a bit of an error in judgement and my polls just tanked
It's true. I do it for free.
Absolutely no compensation whatsoever and that I am also a cuck
If a Muslim cleric had said the equivalent of what Oliver Letwin, a GOVERNMENT MINISTER wrote in that memo he would be deported for hate speech.
The Tories are such a fucking joke. Can't wait for jezza to be PM
gonna watch the footy on a dodgy internet stream and then spend the rest of the night organising my porn folders lads
>>52858953
sure, why not
*unzips pants*
>>52858962
this is a no bully zone
Quite frustrating posting on mobile without regional flags
Don't really know what's going on 2bh
beer ready for tonight
had a weird arse dream
we was in some sort of classroom with rows of computers and there was amix of my secondary and primary school friends and my year 10 maths teacher was showing us something about african theme park disasters on a tiny little TV
and there was some chap filmed being dragged across this massive flat racetrack of a rollercoaster before landing on the track a bit ahead of the carriages and being run over
it was abit grim and then we were told to do a face and the results would all be composited together to make an african or something
and i thought it meant smile at the TV which had a camera or something so i sat there like a mug grinning at the TV for 5 minutes in dream time
but then i realised everyone was drawing vaguely racist african caricatures on paper
and i didnt have time for mine
but then i realised the clock on my adjacent PC said it was 6pm so we should go home
but the clock on the wall said it was 2pm but i think my teacher said it was something else which confused me
then i thought ok the pc must be wrong but then i looked over at my neighbours pcs and they all had crazy times
and everyone started to notice the times were fucked and we were just sort of "hmm this is weird" and then i noticed the years were wildly different like someone was 2180 or something and someone was something crazy like 585,170,011 or something and it was mental
then we went home and it was somehow broad daylight so i spose it was 2pm in the end and my friend was bullying me for being poor and i said some absolute gas about taxes and then i woke up sweating like a pig and in serious need of a wee
does drinking milk make you dream total bollocks because i had about 2 pints before i went to sleep this morning
>>52858884
Awae and chew on a deep fried mars bar and wash it down with a 2 leet of irn bru ya hib cunt
>why is /brit/ always so autistic? you use too many memes and retarded lingo, lads. It's like the dumb version of clockwork orange.
>>52858998
>tonight
degenerate
Going to get high and play mgsv lol
I never understood why when a canadian or australian says something bad about their own country, his fellow countrymen reply with t. Xiang or t. Chiang etc...
Every gook or chink I've met likes australia or doesn't really give a fuck. It would be more accurate to say t. Chaudhary or t. <insert paki /mudslime name here> Or t. Dylan/andrei/inner city leftist name because they actually dislike our country.
>inb4 fuck off gook
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy8ECjv6NbQ
why is the way he sings 'NUTHIIING' so grating???
>>52858820
check your skype
>>52859039
Can I come?
>>52858998
This was an absolute pleb selection the first time I seen this
>>52858914
The story had so much fucking potential as well, the lore and gunplay were the only good things about it. Now it's all about microtransactions and fucking streamers
How do I stop Windows 10 installing in Windows Update. I just want to install my updates.
I have deleted the GWX folder in System32
I have uninstalled KB3035583
I have unticked KB3035583 in Windows Update
>>52859039
DUDE
>>52859046
fucking ukulele meme adverts
>>52859018
good dream
>>52858856
>paying more for the same branded goods elsewhere
toys ready for tonight
>>52858998
>Heineken
good lad
also if I'm thinking correctly that Canadian stuff is lovely, pretty sure it's like 5.5%, cheap as fuck and the cans have a little tab to let air in, proper smooth
got bantered for drinking it out in leaf land because apparently it's a proper pleb beer but I couldn't give a toss
>spending ages analysing the ramifications of her using a specific emoticon in a specific context.
Haha to be 15 again
>>52859041
t. Malcolm
>>52859048
Just messaged you mate
>>52859060
No americans sorry
How to newfriend into find torrents lads?
All I want is the Star Wars Harmy editions
