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Under the sea edition
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cara
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janny's gonna do his NUT
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Azusa
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First for cultural enrichment

https://youtu.be/-3MvinY66r0
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>>52857610
>16s
is this a script? what is even like how i don't even get what do
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>lets build our homes on a literal floodplain
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>>52857610
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JANNY


ACTIVATE
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>>52857601
diversity is our strength
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30/12/15

Who would u fug?
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Kyara
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>>52857711
le ebin tea
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>>52857655
late as fuck 2bh
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>streamer just said Hi to me personally
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>>52857703
I said before Kate is fucking PRIME
Them boobs
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me and the gf
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quite hungry lads
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>>52857670
THE TORIES DIDN'T PROTECT MY FLOOD PLAIN FROM FLOODING

DAVID CAMERON IS A WAR CRIMINAL
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can someone post the fraser pic like this one but without the nuclear over-JUST
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Ha ha kick balls on tonight

Can't wait to watch all the ball kicking men kicking the ball
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quads
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kpop desu lads
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alright lads
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>>52857777
quads+flods confirm all elected leaders included tony cameron are war criminals
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>>52857755
who do you watch lad?
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>>52857703
>>52857703

Lizzie looks like she has a lot of cats and they're more important to her than you.

Kate looks like she uses tumblr and tinder
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>>52857654
>when merkels millions get citizenship they can legally come to the UK

fucking end it.
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>>52857703
KATE
A
T
E
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>>52857703
When you see Kate on telly she is stunning but Lizzie is more realistic for me
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>>52857557
>>52857570

i've got to make myself look good, have a shave, pretend to be interested in whatever shit he's going on about, make it blatantly obvious i want some cock WITHOUT looking too much like a whore. then i have to make sure i don't do anything that makes me less than fuckable. it's hard work. even harder because i'm a bit chubby.
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>>52857827
>even harder because i'm a bit chubby
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>>52857703
and from yesterday?
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>>52857827
extremely hard work, you poor thing
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Feeling a bit "gangsta" as they say today, lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGGpwD_qftU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZxsulBE3xc
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kyary
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>>52857855
leah
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>>52857814
eswoogi speedrunning FF7

no bully
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>>52857778
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>>52857855
L E A H
E
A
H
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>>52857827

>WITHOUT looking too much like a whore.

>Implying the Lad will care
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>>52857855
B E C K Y

WHY IS SHE THERE WITH SIMON
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>>52857827
I'm not being mean, but why not just lose the weight? It's not difficult.
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>>52857885
is that his actual hair
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>>52857855
monday's has the same (good) girls so i'll post that too
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>>52857855
ellen. i like short hair on women
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>>52857827
>mfw this post
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>>52857785
>>52857786
hey
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>>52857777

THE TORIES DON'T CARE ABOUT THE NORTH
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Carol or Rachel lads?
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>>52857910
rebekah, while her old man watched
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>>52857892

i care.

>>52857900

i'm working on it. but for now, if i want cock, i have to find a chubby chaser.
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>>52857910
leah a qt

are it a lesbians??
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https://twitter.com/sarahgillborn/status/682272782676324352
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>>52857777
Checked
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can i get any of you cunts a drink?
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these race/gender obsessed people are truly dull.
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Yeri time?
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>>52857827
>even harder because i'm a bit chubby
You must have such a hard life, having to open your legs and wait for the guy to notice
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>>52857980
6 fresh healthy loads of semen please mate
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>>52858023
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>>52858023
no fuck off
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Can someone post the original lisicki so I can make a knowyourmeme article
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>>52857925
Hows it going lad?

>>52857980
Water, neat.
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>>52857980
yes la, a beer'd go down nicely. Cheers.
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>>52857980
White Russian ta
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just saw a ghost lads. called me a faggot and tore up my boyzone posters. literally in tears
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going to insult my oneitis and try and make her cry
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>>52858031

if i had a fedora to post, i'd post it right now lad, you fucking shambles
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>>52858000
They're literally more obsessed than the actual racists
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>>52857940

probably rachel desu
if it's a question of carol in her prime or rachel in her prime, that's a bit closer
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>>52857980
2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps please
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>>52858066
Piss off, mate, I'll do it to myself.

If you don't think it's easier for women to get laid than men, then you're obviously an utter gobshite
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who doesnt love a good panel show hahahahaha literally no one ahahahahahahahahaha
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would quite like for kentqt to call me a fucking shambles whilst she talks to her gf's about her latest sexploit

alternatively i could be kentqt's beta orbiter
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loy
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>>52857980
beer, cold, small and foamy thanks
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>>52858141
>she
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you don't seriously believe this trip is actually a female, do you? are you brand new to 4chan?
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i don't know why people have a hard time believing kentqt is real

hwoeger i do wish she posted her arse when she said she would
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>>52858137
Literally every non-redditor.
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well done lads you've allowed another attention starved histrionic wanker (aka tripcode user) to derail the thread

*sigh*

i'm off for a drink boys
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>>52858189
I believe anything anybody says at any time
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>>52858176
theere have been 3 girls who have vocarooed here i dont get why it is such a stretch
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>>52858199
Save some of your dad's cum for us m8
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>>52858199
>/brit/
>ever on rails
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>have nightmare one day
>walk to bathroom and look in mirror
>I have braided strands of black rope hanging out of my face, like a patch beard
>start pulling at them
>they have long fleshy strings on the end (that were in my face)
>can feel strings moving inside my face
>wake up
>throw up
>every time I see a black girl with braided hair (that looks like rope) I feel sick

am I a racist? might put this on Reddit and see what they say
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>constantinople, the city named after the emperor responsible for popularizing christianity, is in the hands of muslims and has been for 563 years
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>>52858041
could be better, could be worse
im warm and comfortable
enjoying myself 3bh
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>>52858176
I honestly believe there's schoolkids posting here right now. Everyone apart from me is under 25, of that I'm certain.

I wish there was a comfy /brit/ thread on another board.
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Bit sad that Kentqt didn't email me
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>>52858189
I'll only believe it when I see a timestamped photo of her face
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>>52858250
I am 22 lad and i love bants and gimmicks we can start an oldfag thread somewhere else
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>>52858250
tfw 28
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>>52858136

i'm not saying it's easier, i'm saying that for a girl of my size and looks, it's harder than average. put me up against most girls, and 9/10, i'll be the one who ends up at home on her own with a cheap vibrator.
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>>52858240
that is actually really good banter from the muzzies to be fair
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>Anime
>tripfags
>pakis
>dutch people
>foreigners excluding dutch people
>kpop
>Normies

Which groups of /brit/ shitposters do you want to see removed

http://strawpoll.me/6405420
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>>52858300
rasheed
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>>52858289
If you build it I will come mate
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>>52858317
bent pricks like you crying about posts all day like fucking melts
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>>52858250
I'm 24 2bh, starting to feel a bit old for 4chan but I enjoy it here.
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>>52858250
27 4btw
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>>52858250
lots of 15-17 year olds during the afternoon if the strawpolls can be believed
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>>52857980
Pint of Strongbow m8.
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>>52858317

>adding 'fags' to everything

fuck off back to /b/
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Every now and then I fall apart.
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>>52858317
Normies, students, teenagers
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>>52858295
Do you honestly think anyone here has standards

Even though you have a cock, I still would- if not moreso
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>>52858381
alri kim
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my bin is really mouldy, looks like santas beard lmao
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Came back to uni and only my paki flatmate is back so far. I think he's on drugs, he has squinty eyes but now they are super huge and wide and he won't stop cackling and cracking shitty jokes.

He;s in his room doing this alone, but i can hear it from mine. He was pretty normal before.
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>>52858295
awww bless

just lose some weight it isn't difficult

the fact that you think it is really puts your """""problems"""" into perspective
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>>52858381
would lick her feet
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>>52858250

27yo KV reporting
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can the Merseyside Reds overcome the Wearside Stripes tonight?
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if i asked most of my friends if they was up for a shag theyd probably say yes doubly so if they was drunk
feels EXTREMELY good to have all this power and choose not to use it
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>>52858189
she isn't real
its some guy using pics from a pof profile that has since been taken down
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>>52858349
>crying because he hasn't had his daily fill of semen
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>some desperate virgin loser actually believes this bent cunt is really a girl
kek
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>>52858369
What absolute bollocks

>muh authoritarianism
>lefty students believe this

Can't wait for them to feel the wrath of communism desu
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>>52858176
hello x
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>>52858317
tough chouce between normies and kshitters
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>>52858250
i'm 31 m8
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>>52858450
FONT
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>>52858450
You should let me worship your feet

maybe work girl would let me worship hers haha
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>>52858441
brendans getting sacked m8
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>>52858240
Imagine if we used military action to take it back.
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>tfw no charli gf
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Alri lads it's me who posted 'doing a suicide' last week
Not too bad up here 2bh can still get 4chan so that's good
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kent post your face if you are real and do something zany like close one eye or stick your tongue out

>>52858489
>>52858485
behave x
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important age poll lads

http://strawpoll.me/6405474/r
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>>52858399

here, i reckon a few of you have standards. in the world as a whole, plenty of people have standards. to be honest, if there was ever a /brit/ meet up that i could get to, chances are i'd end up taking one of you lot home. i have no fucking standards.

>>52858418

it is pretty difficult. i have to get motivated.
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>>52858499
>we

fuck off mr. papadopolos
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>>52858489
FONT
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>>52858505
*behaves*
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>>52858479
Bad photoshop
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>>52858500
If you would prefer a charli gf to a marina gf then you are a ultra plenn
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>>52858502
newcastle anon or was that someone else?
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>>52858369
capitalist work camps when
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>>52858489
FONT
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>slam down 8 beers in under an hour
>only feel intoxicated for like 40 minutes


What the fucking point anymore m8s
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>>52858549
gave up 2bh
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>>52858479
I always knew it was cara with a vpn
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>>52858565
kill yourself lisicki
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>>52858565
delete this
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Test
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>>52858565
what are you doing...........
this is rafi tier
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>>52858565
delete this
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>>52858369
>preventing prevent

wat
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>>52858565
fuck off Rafi you sly little paki
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>>52858568
thats the point in your life where you start drinking spirits instead lad
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>>52858565
wew someone else made a better long tie one
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>>52858565
ahaha

ohohoh

is this dormers?
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>>52858568
8 WHOLE BEERS DUDE????

JEEZ LOUISE!
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>>52858565

you are one pathetic piece of shit
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>>52858602
that's not rafi

that person you're referring to has stopped 'kevin posting'
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>>52858565
1. that guy will kill himself if this goes mainstream

2. normies will have our meme


I'm natalie imbruglia
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>>52858568
That's what you get for drinking watered-down piss

Drink spirits/liquor
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This Kentqt sounds like a bit of a slags 2bh
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>>52858568
>8 Bud Lights
>8 drinks at -0.9% alcohol
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i thought chip butties were only a meme
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>>52858568
>drinking light beers the size of a can of coke
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Gonna go to Somerset, track Raphael down and give him a good old fashioned battering.

Thoughts and opinions on this plan?
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>>52858568
I can't even get drunk on beer.

I have 4 and feel sick.
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>>52858644
this. we know it's kev now and he's got enough shit to deal with without becoming an epic maymay. don't be a cunt
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>>52858652

a slags what?
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>drinking beer
lmao
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>Dundee vs Celtic postponed because the ground has floated away

WEW
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>tfw even /brit/ knows your loser
bad feel
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>>52858663
>>52858681

excuse me but it was labatt blue bottles :^)
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Just been to asda lads, all the crimbo stuff is proper reduced.

Extra special mince pies: 60p
Extra special butter biscuits: 50p
925g Crimbo pud: 85p

Gonna get fat as fuck
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>>52858684
>>52858684
give me a one bell lad and i'll meet you down there
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>>52858639
I know lad, it's Rafi tier memeing though

he always posts /brit/ stuff for Karma on Reddit
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>>52858698
>lmao
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>>52858692
that was a positive to me so don't 'this' my post. take it back
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Need a cock to gobble on
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>>52858679
you never 'ad a chip barm lad?
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>>52858692
>now
This has been known for as long as the meme has existed.
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>>52858617
They were probably small and foamy
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Philosopher’s Stone – 77,325
Chamber of Secrets – 84,799
Prisoner of Azkaban – 106,821
Goblet of Fire – 190,858
Order of the Phoenix – 257,154
Half Blood Prince – 169,441
Deathly Hallows – 198,227
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>>52858712
pretty sure it was due to waterlogging
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>>52858724
if you're at asda in the dark scooping up reduced pastries I'm willing to bet you're already a fat cunt
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>>52858695
a lads idea of a slag
if the POF thing is true im quite disappointed but in hindsight """"""""""""she"""""""""""""2 does seem a bit too conventionally easy
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>>52858724
>eating Asda's own
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>>52858724
asda is like tesco red bargain bin all year round m8
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>>52858736
"no"
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>gonna go play destiny
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>>52858763
Word counts?
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>>52858749
>shitskin free nation and but only if you comment Aryan GF Get out Anglo shitskin will come to you in this thread
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>>52858726
Aight. Say nuttin my bredda
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>>52858644
>>52858692
>>52858576
>>52858585
>>52858588
>>52858594
>>52858602
>>52858623
Deleted it lads it was my brother on my computer hahaha what is he like
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>>52858770
>she
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>>52858820
haha neck yourself you gay cunt
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>>52858763
imagine she wrote a series like goosebumps

the world would 1/10 harry potter books right about now
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>>52858295
am i a johnny foreigner
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>>52858769
alri janjan
don't leave your porridge in the microwave too long waheyyy
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>>52858710
safely stranded up in their commieblocks
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>there are people that shop at asda
chavs lmao
probably live off pepsi and cheese and onion crisps
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>>52858820
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>>52858794
>tfw Destiny was really fun at the start before you realised what a half-baked piece of shit it was

Fucking Bungie and Actvision
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>>52858820
ulster = normal cunt retard in disguise
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>>52858856
waitrose and aldi master race t︂b︂︂h
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>>52858519
>motivated
eating less doesn't require motivation
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>do u wnt 2 go out w/ me?
>um no lol :$
...
>haha sry tht woz my m8
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>>52858875
>hit 40
>what do I do now?
>uninstall
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>>52858820
"hahaha lads please forgive me"
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acknowledge my existence with yous or else I will mop away your shitposts and report you to overlord hiroshimoot Kawasaki anhero
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>>52858769
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>waitrose and aldi master race t︂b︂︂h
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>>52858856
I fucking hate Asda with a passion, just like its American counterpart it attracts the scum of the universe
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night night lads

time for beddy baws
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>>52858856
>tfw this is literally my life
Need to stop putting this suicide off lmao
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die wunna wunga?
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>>52858930
>I fucking hate Asda with a passion, just like its American counterpart it attracts the scum of the universe
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why is /brit/ always so autistic? you use too many memes and retarded lingo, lads. It's like the dumb version of clockwork orange.
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>>52858917
made a bit of an error in judgement and my polls just tanked
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It's true. I do it for free.

Absolutely no compensation whatsoever and that I am also a cuck
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If a Muslim cleric had said the equivalent of what Oliver Letwin, a GOVERNMENT MINISTER wrote in that memo he would be deported for hate speech.

The Tories are such a fucking joke. Can't wait for jezza to be PM
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gonna watch the footy on a dodgy internet stream and then spend the rest of the night organising my porn folders lads
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>>52858953
sure, why not
*unzips pants*
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>>52858962
this is a no bully zone
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Quite frustrating posting on mobile without regional flags
Don't really know what's going on 2bh
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beer ready for tonight
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had a weird arse dream
we was in some sort of classroom with rows of computers and there was amix of my secondary and primary school friends and my year 10 maths teacher was showing us something about african theme park disasters on a tiny little TV
and there was some chap filmed being dragged across this massive flat racetrack of a rollercoaster before landing on the track a bit ahead of the carriages and being run over
it was abit grim and then we were told to do a face and the results would all be composited together to make an african or something
and i thought it meant smile at the TV which had a camera or something so i sat there like a mug grinning at the TV for 5 minutes in dream time
but then i realised everyone was drawing vaguely racist african caricatures on paper
and i didnt have time for mine
but then i realised the clock on my adjacent PC said it was 6pm so we should go home
but the clock on the wall said it was 2pm but i think my teacher said it was something else which confused me
then i thought ok the pc must be wrong but then i looked over at my neighbours pcs and they all had crazy times
and everyone started to notice the times were fucked and we were just sort of "hmm this is weird" and then i noticed the years were wildly different like someone was 2180 or something and someone was something crazy like 585,170,011 or something and it was mental
then we went home and it was somehow broad daylight so i spose it was 2pm in the end and my friend was bullying me for being poor and i said some absolute gas about taxes and then i woke up sweating like a pig and in serious need of a wee
does drinking milk make you dream total bollocks because i had about 2 pints before i went to sleep this morning
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>>52858884
Awae and chew on a deep fried mars bar and wash it down with a 2 leet of irn bru ya hib cunt
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>why is /brit/ always so autistic? you use too many memes and retarded lingo, lads. It's like the dumb version of clockwork orange.
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>>52858998
>tonight
degenerate
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Going to get high and play mgsv lol
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I never understood why when a canadian or australian says something bad about their own country, his fellow countrymen reply with t. Xiang or t. Chiang etc...

Every gook or chink I've met likes australia or doesn't really give a fuck. It would be more accurate to say t. Chaudhary or t. <insert paki /mudslime name here> Or t. Dylan/andrei/inner city leftist name because they actually dislike our country.

>inb4 fuck off gook
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy8ECjv6NbQ


why is the way he sings 'NUTHIIING' so grating???
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>>52858820
check your skype
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>>52859039
Can I come?
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>>52858998
This was an absolute pleb selection the first time I seen this
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>>52858914
The story had so much fucking potential as well, the lore and gunplay were the only good things about it. Now it's all about microtransactions and fucking streamers
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How do I stop Windows 10 installing in Windows Update. I just want to install my updates.

I have deleted the GWX folder in System32
I have uninstalled KB3035583
I have unticked KB3035583 in Windows Update
>>
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>>52859039
DUDE
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>>52859046
fucking ukulele meme adverts
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>>52859018
good dream
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>>52858856
>paying more for the same branded goods elsewhere
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toys ready for tonight
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>>52858998
>Heineken
good lad

also if I'm thinking correctly that Canadian stuff is lovely, pretty sure it's like 5.5%, cheap as fuck and the cans have a little tab to let air in, proper smooth

got bantered for drinking it out in leaf land because apparently it's a proper pleb beer but I couldn't give a toss
>>
>spending ages analysing the ramifications of her using a specific emoticon in a specific context.

Haha to be 15 again
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>>52859041
t. Malcolm
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>>52859048
Just messaged you mate
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>>52859060
No americans sorry
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How to newfriend into find torrents lads?

All I want is the Star Wars Harmy editions
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>>52859108
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>>52859088
WEED
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>>52859112
didn't have emoticons when I was 15
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>>52859060
it's 'MAY I come'
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>>52859108
>>52859108
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>>52859132

>that entire post
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>>52859132
what is harmy
>>
>>52859131
C'mon....
Pleasssssse?

>>52859161
Yes sir, sorry sir
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>>52859084
Why don't you want windows 10 goy.. I mean guy.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jzZOgLH4KU
bravo lucas

>>52859145
alright grandad you fucking old cunt yeah stop dribbling you senile old geriatric prick
>>
>>52859213
You're just someone posting on an anime forum how are you going to join me anyway
>>
What's Sunderland like m8s?
>>
>>52858998

can I come over?
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>>52859226
fucking jim henson
>>
>>52859108
>unmade bed
>walking stick
>sex toys

Can't help but imagine some weird fucking pensioner that just spends all day fucking these, collapsing into bed once he climaxes, waiting for the next day to come and for his balls to fill with semen anew, his lust sated until the next rise of the sun, when his hunger for rubber bums returns
>>
>>52859262
shit
>>
>>52859226
>alright grandad you fucking old cunt yeah stop dribbling you senile old geriatric prick
time for bed i think, someone is all grumpy.
>>
Are those 20lbs of pussy and ass any good?
>>
is it true Yanks have to get written permission from the President to go to the toilet during lessons? and they have armed hall monitors to enforce it?

LAND OF THE FREEEEEEEE
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>>52859267
thanks but no yanks
>>
>>52859145
emojiis then?
>>
>>52859161
Wish I'd known then what I know now when primary school teachers pulled that may/could/can bullshit without actually knowing any fucking thing about their validity in formal English. Would have handed their arses to them on a plate.
>>
wish i had a second (2) monitor
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>>52859293
i just woke up you demented old incontinent fuck
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>>52859272
he would need to eat to produce more cum
>>
any instasyncs goin lads
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoKQFloJ38Q
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>>52859282
Why?
>>
>>52859330
And?
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>>52859339
its full of northerners plus no jobs

except a big nissan factory
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>>52859305

I don't want to hang out with a normwegian anyway
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>>52859332
>not pressing your mouth up to the hole and waiting for the slimy fluid to flow into your dry mouth, in order to provide sustenance
what are you some kind of faggot
>>
>>52859330
This is so important
>>
>>52859372
What's wrong with northerners?
>>
>>52859304
>armed hall monitors

Not even kidding, some schools in the inner cities and ghettos do this.
>>
Thinking of buying some kind of wanking toy 2bh. I've been wanking over 10 years probably time to take it to another level
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>>52859419
they are monkeys
>>
>>52859434
Try using your other hand lad
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>>52859321
embarrassing
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>>52859437
>>
http://instasync.com/r/bucks
http://instasync.com/r/bucks
>>
>>52859434
get the 3 for £25 deal on lovehoney very good packaging
>>
how would r2, bb8, c3p0 threesome rule 34 work?

I know bb8 is the girl. that's it
>>
>>52859434
the thing is you'll get a heightened orgasm but the clean up after is a hassle. do you live alone? bear in mind you'll probs have to leave it in the open to dry after use
>>
>>52859478
excellent post
>>
>>52859304
In elementary school we had to ask to go to the bathroom

Never even had monitors much less armed ones, but had an armed liaisan in high school
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>>52859478
Leaf bringing the bantz
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Just gave my mum her Christmas present. It took 3 different delivery men to find our house because we live out in the countryside and the postcode is really ambiguous so it only just got here yesterday.

She seemed really happy even before she knew what it was, gave me a hug and all.
>>
>>52859478
i had these. what even were they
>>
>>52859108
>Irish ammunition
>>
>>52859543
they were a type of shrimp
>>
>>52859515
No I have house mates but my room is private
>>
wait is kentqt actually a tranny? lols
>>
>>52859108
hoover your fucking carpet
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pleas repsond
>>52859084
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>>52859478
>>
>>52859600
>>>/g/
>>
REALLY want to cum
>>
>>52859578
wonder if theyre too small to have a flavour. probably just salty anyway
>>
>>52859543
Fariy shrimp i think, I bought some triops and grew them a few years a ago and there were a few odd fairy shrimp and other creatures among them.
>>
>>52859538
Good on you, mate :)

What was it?
>>
sell me your hiccup cures lads
>>
>>52859707
semen
>>
>>52859707
That's proper weird, I just started hicupping like 2 seconds before reading this post
>>
>>52859578
my dad drank my sea monkeys on accident as I put them in a drinking glass

fucking murderer
>>
Toy Story on BBC Three lads
>>
>>52859632
/g/ are shite and didn't give any advice
>>
>>52859707
hold your breath for ages
>>
>>52859707
hold your breath till they go away and lean back a bit x
>>
>>52859707
Slowly drink water taking as many small gulps as you can for a minute or two
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Get some real shrimps 2bh
>>
>>52859756
MADMAN
>>
>>52859707
hold your breath for 5 minutes
>>
>>52857980
Just an orange juice please
>>
>>52859793
how many types of shrimp do you have shrimplad?
>>
Several of the traits that Dawkins displays in his campaign against religion are on show here. There is his equation of superiority with cleverness: the visiting aliens are more advanced creatures than humans because they are smarter and know more than humans do. The theory of evolution by natural selection is treated not as a fallible theory—the best account we have so far of how life emerged and developed—but as an unalterable truth, which has been revealed to a single individual of transcendent genius. There cannot be much doubt that Dawkins sees himself as a Darwin-like figure, propagating the revelation that came to the Victorian naturalist.
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>>52859707
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>>52859797
He fucking beat me for putting them in a glass in plain sight, thought I did it on purpose
>>
>>52859822
>replying to a 40 minute old post
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>>52857980
glass of seamonkeys ta
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>>52858998

>pleb piss water

Disgusting
>>
Tolerance is giving every other human being every right that you claim for yourself. I'm tolerant and usually I don't care about differences, because every human is human and needs respect and justicy, but I have zero tolerance for racism, sexism, violence etc. That's non negotiable issue for me.

+ =
+ =
+ =

...homo=hetero=black=white=christian=muslim=man=woman=rich=poor...

ALL DIFFERENT
ALL EQUAL
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>>52859846
Why would you drink water that you didn't get yourself?
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do normies genuinely spend thousands on weddings? what the fuck? buy a jacuzzi or something instead you fucking idiots
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>>52859889
Sounds like something a poor person would say
>>
>>52859876
How can you tolerate Muslims and Christians when they don't have tolerance for certain groups?
>>
>>52859890
>don't spend thousands on a wedding spend thousands on fancy bath instead!

idiot.
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I'm making a JF thread right now, brb
>>
What's for dinner lads? I'm getting hungry.
>>
>>52859968
mom's spaghetti
>>
>>52859968
Chicken kiev and buttered potatoes with rosemary
>>
on the whisky
>>
>>52860008
>>52860008
>>52860008
New
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>>52860011
One chicken Kiev? Are you a child?
>>
ALRIGHT GAMBINO IS A MASTERMIND
FUCK A BITCH TO PASS THE TIME
MASS APPEAL
ORANGE RIND
SMOKE YOUR GREEN
I'M SPENDING MINE
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>>52859952
wedding is temporary

masturbating in a bath is eternal
>>
>>52859828
4 at the mo. Maybe 5 soon.
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>>52860037
They're too big to eat 2 ;_;
http://www.waitrose.com/shop/DisplayProductFlyout?productId=136983
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>>52860011
>Chicken kiev
FUCK OFF FAGGOT
UKRAINE IS STRONG AS FUCK
>>
>>52859890
So true. The amount people spend is ridiculous these days.
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