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my burning blade will sear your flesh from your bones edition
maisie
charles~
https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/671443127513780224
>#BlackLivesMatter
had a gander at ate chan britfeel and even the giga mega turbo autists there are telling ribena to fuck off lol
if ur interested it sounds like his family is getting sick of him and he might be kicked out soon
>>52827441
>>52827404
in simple terms
ADD = cant focus on things
ADHD = that plus cant sit still, fidgety n energetic, mongy mannerisms/habits
t. have adhd
>>52827453
fat jew ran away with money n its turned to shit
i used to enjoy watching greasy autists in zelda costumes playing video games and making awful jokes but its going to be shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQfUYwrLFFo
>it isn't too difficult to do so in clubs when drunk
this 2bh
i'm not very good looking but the first time i really went out drinking at a club, some massive qt was all over me lmao
didn't fug her tho hahaha
where do you live, /brit/?
>>52827621
he's gonna end up shooting up something soon
>>52827622
Nice video pham gonna watch this
>>52827616
>Growing up in America
Seems like hell 2bh
>>52827626
ur probably at least a 6/10
girls DO NOT just come up to ugly lads
>>52827626
FONT
>be me
>do a poo
>mfw
>>52827626
feels good to be average looking :-)
SOMEBODY COME GET HER
SHE'S DANCING LIKE A STRIPPER
>tfw absolute madman
I'm currently downloading all the 00's alternative and nu-metal that I could've sworn was gay but now find nostalgic.
Interesting.
hello my friends
I will observe your posts
i dont get half the FONTs i deserve imo
How does this make you feel?
>>52827649
ugly girls do
https://telegram.me/joinchat/CFnQZwOhFSBzeIwSe12OZg
/INT/ GROUP JOIN NOW ANS HAVE TIME OF YOUR LIFEE
https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6kW5vBbkM5dMSS-RZz
>>52827636
look on thailads map
>>52827648
aye, and that looks like a decent suburb as well, imagine what the ghetto kids must be like...
is she cute
or is she cute?
>>52827696
t. clueless normie
>>52827713
no
have you ever been to a club
>>52827649
yeah idk i'm not good looking at all, and my friends were telling me the girl was like a 7.5-8/10 hahah
i dont remember her face that well 2bh
>>52827724
yes
>>52827706
>arms too fat
>can't see hips
>can't see ribs
She should lose like 30lbs desu.
>>52827706
bit slaggy
>>52827690
i don't get half the FONTs half as much as i should like; and i get less than half of them half as well as i deserve
>>52827741
do u have a good personality
>>52827706
She isn't cute she is a slag
>>52827744
did you have fun
I really don't think I'm that bad, I wish there was a scale rather than yes/no
>>52827701
holy shit i laughed hard at this
ty based kev
>>52827749
>can't see ribs
what the fuck
>can't see hips
sorry mayne
Things never change for me. Whether or not I am on drugs, my life doesnt change. Drugs or not, i am a lonely loser with no life. Life hurts a lot. I dont ever feel good. I dont see anything good about myself. Noone sees anything in me, I dont matter to anyone. It hurts. I am so sad. I go through life being unloved. I get to watch everyone else/life pass me by and it hurts. I dont do anything for fun. I cant. I dont have anyone to do anything with. Noone cares about me. I feel so trapped. Theres no way out. Sometimes i just wish i had died from using. Sometimes i think about shooting myself. I guess i am not destined to ever be happy, nornal, liked, appreciated, etc.
>>52827741
FONT
>>52827764
no
>>52827792
were you drunk enough
wanna put my bits on charlis bits
>>52827760
personality doesnt mean shit in a club unless you're literally like johnny carson personality level or some shit
https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/671443127513780224
This has made me lose hope in America
Literally everyone is fucking trash from WURL STARR
>>52827701
Gold, pure gold
>bit cold out
What did he mean by this?
Tryna invent a new gimmick got me like
>>52827765
Some of the questions don't affect the results much
>Do you have trouble concentrating on one task for a long period of time? No
>you often struggle to concentrate on one task for long periods of time
>>52827815
what? don't you talk to people at the club?
t. person that's never been to a club
>>52827781
Ew now that I see it moving its just not appealing at all.
Caked in make-up or non-white, either way fuck that.
The jannyin /r9k/ was on a mad one earlier aha. Fucking hotpocket
P-perfectly sane haha
>>52827809
yes
nobody approaches ugly people. you have won the lottery of life and tell those who haven't to just be themselves, disgusts me 2bh
>>52827701
>>52827832
https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6kX_te8OoBNWIuYlkm
>>52827846
get taste filthy animal
>>52827845
yeah but if you're not good looking, you have to be an absolute beast personality wise to keep their attention.
like a sheerly average guy will struggle picking up girls he doesn't know in a club 2bh.
>>52827869
>2 lows
FONT
>>52827896
I got the 2 lows on the things that make people normie mate, histronics crave attention and narcissitics love themselves
>>52827883
if i posted a picture of myself (which i'm not going to do), i doubt you'd consider me good looking
>>52827889
>like a sheerly average guy will struggle picking up girls he doesn't know in a club 2bh
why do people go then, it mustn't be /that/ hard?
>>52827825
>trash
fuck off yank
>>52827701
qeq
>>52827701
Is this a virus?
>>52827937
>shagged 10 girls
>not good looking
get it through your thick skull mate
>>52827888
I already do and not for swarthy bitches with a nigger's ass.
I like petite and naturally skinny girls.
>>52827781
I'd definitely do some sex up her, if you know what I mean
>>52827955
no
its funny watch it
>>52827937
>shagged people
>says he's not attractive
>>52827955
yes
>>52827958
>>52827981
most of those girls were fairly average as well desu
>>52827946
because you can have fun with m8s and you can get girls if you know them and shit.
the whole one night stand picking up a random thing is actually nowhere near as common as getting hammered and taking home a girl you know.
>>52827988
how are you still not getting it
>>52827883
Are you ugly?
essex in the cupboard
>>52827959
someone quote this with a fedora please thx in advance xx
Boys where should I go on vacation in England ?
I'm thinking Liverpool
>know this lad from yorkshire
>he's the most dour, bitter, harsh and vain person i know
>24 but acts like he's 50
>right wing in the extreme
>he is literally a farmer
>doesn't say a lot
>intelligent but blunt
>for some reason, has dozens of girls going after him and they are all at least 7/10
>they fall over themselves to be around him
Don't get it
>>52828014
it's cause he's an ordinary yorkshire lad
>>52828014
I know it's a meme, but girls really do go for the arseholes
>>52828014
it's the accent
non-whites should all be enslaved
Redditor here. The only soft drink i consume is Mountain Dew thank you very much. My mom is a nurse so i managed to take a giant I.V. from the hospital and fill it up with that delicious beverage so i never have to move. After that I get a big bag of doritos and crush them up to make a fine powder. If any lovely m'ladys want to take a sip you can meet me in the reddit gold lounge. tips fedora
-Zanzabar Jenkins, Reddit gold user, Fedora Extraordinaire.
>>52827672
>tfw no gf
>>52828004
average girls will go for average guys because they know they can't pull the good looking guys
ugly girls will go for ugly guys, etc. although they may not be out in clubs as much
couples you see when you're out during the day are pretty much always a similar level of attractiveness as each other
>Disorder | Rating
>Paranoid | Moderate
>Schizoid | Moderate
>Schizotypal | Moderate
>Antisocial | Moderate
>Borderline | High
>Histrionic | Moderate
>Narcissistic | High
>Avoidant | High
>Dependent | Low
>Obsessive-Compulsive | Moderate
Not too bad is it? Test was a bit too normie though.
woke up at 6pm again
not quite tired yet
genuinely dont know what the rest of the day ill do
just see how it goes
>>52828046
He isn't an arsehole though, really. He's just about fifty years out of date.
>>52827647
hoped u liked it x
Name me your fav porno
Need to wank
>>52827988
10 is fair crack. between the girls i've been with and the girls i basically could have fucked but either pussied out or just didn't go over and do it, i sit at about 12 2bh
>>52828010
>vacation
Fuck off yank.
>>52827993
oh... right
>>52828081
nope
nobody goes for ugly guys
>I like petite and naturally skinny girls.
>>52828094
>porno
>>52828102
it's also a fairly low number compared to the amount of times i've been out as well
>>52828119
if you say so
>>52828046
It's not so much they go for assholes, they go for people with loads of confidence.
>>52828082
>>Histrionic | Moderate
>>Narcissistic | High
Normie.
>>52828108
go out sometime la
what city u in
It's just a video.
http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=X9sVqKFkjiY
waheyy
>>52828046
I learned early on that if let a woman's opinion weigh on you then you are nothing in their eyes.
Just literally have to NOT give a fuck. Like load up on klonopin and pop 2 and watch the bitches panties just drop.
>>52828087
Lad the memes are true you know
Girls love attractive cunts
>>52828119
obviously not if the ugly guy is actively avoiding putting effort into going out
>>52828119
Have you not seen the outside world? Full of ugly cunts walking around with their ugly partners.
>>52828138
So am I an ultra normie?
spooky desu
>>52828119
How do you know you're ugly if you've never made an attempt at a woman? You could be a 6/10 for all you know
>>52828014
Mate, I'm pretty much that guy, minus the quiet part and the farmer part except I'm a complete scrote and still had girls ask me out or ask me to stay over at theirs or go skinny dipping and shit. Women are easy once you get past introductions.
>>52828186
link senpai
>>52828094
Sinful asians 3. God I want to wank but my designated fap day is next week.
>>52828094
BABE MONICA SWEETHEART GETS AN ANAL POV
>>52828119
girls going for ugly guys =/= girls getting with ugly guys.
if you're ugly, girls won't trip over themselves to fuck you. so you have to put some work in. you still have a decent shot. you're thinking more about situations where you literally have to do no work and girls just approach you for a root, which doesn't happen to most guys lmao.
ngl I just read the symptoms of avoidant & borderline and literally ALL of the symptoms apply to me
Spoopy
>>52828186
FOYNT
>>52828214
good lad
>>52828149
>>52828186
>>52828217
>>52828236
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>>52828199
>How do you know you're ugly
because I have eyes that work?
i saw this video on pornhub years n years ago
>>52828214
absolute nutter
thankyou much love goodnight
>>52828186
What site do you do this on again?
Interesting lecture about LSD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeWTMUyPdXw
>>52828255
>because I have eyes that work?
Yeah but if you have low confidence you are obviously going to see yourself as ugly.
Have you ever approached a girl?
>>52828138
What makes me normie?
>>52828222
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
>>52828107
holidays* then you cunt
I wanna go inside your mother on HOLIDAY
>>52828279
Narcissistic
>>52828276
have you seen the video of the MK ULTRA experiment where they dose the shit out of this housewife on LSD and she trips absolute balls hahaha
>>52828255
your opinion doesnt mean cock if youve had no relationships to back it up and thinking ur that ugly n getting this worked up about it means you have an anxious girl level of confidence issues which is going to be more of a problem than how you look if you do want to get a gf and stop wallowing in your own selfish misery
>>52828277
people often point and laugh at me in public because of my appearance
>>52828277
Spoiler: You judge yourself more kindly than anyone on Earth will. It's hardwired to go easy on yourself. People that rate themselves as ugly, are probably even uglier than they realise.
Gonna go to the shops with my mummy to buy some speakers
>>52828334
Seriously? Cunts. Sorry lad
>>52828188
I wondered what moot was up to these days
>>52828279
>high narcissism
You can't not be a normie and have good self esteem senpai, you have to have no confidence and hate yourself to truly be abnormal
>>52828371
test scored me high on narcissism and I can't even look in a mirror 2bh
>>52828317
My narcissism's off the charts tbqh. Even normies that take 50 selfies on a night out consider me the most arrogant person they know.
>>52828277
confidence is a weird thing.
i know i'm pretty fucking ugly, but people still approach me all the time in the street and ask for help/directions/take photos for them with landscapes behind them etc. really fucking weird
>>52828334
not tryna be a cunt but do you cross dress in public as well?
thats why if you do
laa
laaaaa
LAAAAAAAA
anyone here watched under the skin?
>>52828334
unless your going out in neon tutus with ur dick hanging out youd have to be a literal elephant man or have godawful posture or be like crabwalking or have a fat monobrow or be staring at random people or something to get a public reaction unless you live by proper judgemental snakes
a lot of ur problems may well be rooted in ur own decisions and lifestyle choices rather than "i was born ugly so nobody wants to be my friend"
LAAAAAA
laaaaaa
Laa
who /insane/ here
doing a gobstopper gobbler
>>52828389
Means you're also kind of a douche desu.
ive never had sex and all going well never will
ISIS now control territory in Afghan.
>>52828443
>fullstop at the end
wew
this niggas going in.
cali's got no chill anymore.
baka.
>>52828371
It's not my appearance that I'm narcissistic about. I know I'm like an ironed scrotum and I loathe everything about my face and body. It's the brains that I get arrogant about and the ability to perform certain tasks. I'm an elitist without anything to be elitist about.
>ITT good looking people telling ugly people that if they just put a little effort in, they would instantly have 10/10s flying at them
Just fucking kill yourselves
Its natural for people to ignore and avoid ugly people
Its human nature
>>52828334
well memed post pic
>>52828334
Wish we could be uggos together desu x ;_;
>>52828435
my posture is bad and my proportions are totally fucked. nothing much I can do about that. face is also ugly too
>>52828411
no
I dress normally
>>52828470
>wah wah stop giving me advice I want to wallow in my own despair!
>52828470
Fuck off uggo
>>52828435
Not him but I get dirty looks from women just walking down the street.
That and my female friend saying I look ugly is why I am posting on 4chan at 02:00 and never had anyone care about me.
C'est la vie.
>>52828401
Just means you look like a fucking pussy. They know you won't nick the camera because you look like a poncey little faggot that would apologise for hurting soneone's knuckles if they punched you too hard.
t. in the same boat
>>52828470
>10/10s
no
>>52828443
scored high on almost everything tbf
>>52828471
don't have any pics of my face 2bh
>>52828501
>just b urself
>>52828459
>ISIS
Oh, are they still relevant?
Let's be honest, has ISIS ever been a real threat? Pisses me off that everybody's so scared of them, I give them 10 years max before the whole organisation splits up into different groups, that is if they aren't completely destroyed by every 1st world country before then.
>>52828470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYU-8IFcDPw
Here's you're customary edgy post theme.
>>52827584
If people published posts like this with their personal info to the nignogs they defend, they'd get constantly raped and stop posting their shit.
Or even better, kill themselves.
>>52828334
you probably shouldn't dress as a girl when you go out
>>52828519
it means that they don't think you'll steal their shit (ie you're white and don't look shady)
>>52828470
They are just shitposting anon. they know that the incels that post in /brit/ are both lonely and insecure about their looks. Pretending to be good looking who is pretending they aren't while talking about how easy it is to get women is the perfect bait.
>>52828519
yeah idk bit weird ay
>>52828546
ONE THING
>>52828545
>>52828545
>Let's be honest, has ISIS ever been a real threat?
If they get near the strait of hormutz say goodbye to cheap oill
The LSD state is the real reality. "Normal" reality is a facade, a nothing.
>>52828462
this isnt the nice girl this is the drug addicted man who doesnt like charlis bum
>>52828470
>self conscious spackers are this delusional
simplifying reasonable arguments down to "just be yourself and you'll pull taylor swift" to make other people look bad in favour of your own pathetic narrative is fucking ridic and proves youre just out for pity
>>52828496
unless you goosestep and swing your arms in circles i refuse to believe you're that much of a genetic fuckup
>>52828531
if people actually laugh at you youre either deformed or you make absolutely no effort to look any way presentable
probably the second, in which case its your own fault
Reminder that your life is judged by your looks
If you're ugly, you're in for a slow, boring, miserable ride where people avoid you
If you're attractive, life will be easier, you'll have more opportunities, you're generally more likeable
You literally CANNOT prove me wrong
might do a poo not even gonna lie
Not bad, think OCD should be low though.
Lads just think about the word "/brit/"
mental
>>52828577
>DUDE DRUGS LMAO
Off yourself
>>52828577
Delusional. Seek help.
Is the manipulation question trying to work out if you're a manipulator or if you're a good manipulator? I know I manipulate people. I wank over it tbqh, but nobody knows I'm doing it to them, so they never accuse me. I technically pass the question but I'm not sure I'm supposed to.
on coke desu lads
>>52828585
>probably the second, in which case its your own fault
nah I keep clean and shave daily and all that, i'm not retarded
>>52828587
Just be yourself bro! Just like, talk to girls and stuff, there is someone for everyone.
Up on Cripple Creek
She sends me
If I spring a leak
She mends me
I don't have to speak
She defends me
A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY ANONS
I THINK YOU SHOULD SAY SOMETHING!
>>52828577
Once had a trip so severe that I legitimately believed that for a few days
>>52828511
>friend
normal fuck
>>52828629
Post a pic, what have you got to lose, blank out your eyes.
I wanna be immortal
like a god in the sky
i wanna be a silk flower
like I'm never gonna die
>>52828580
Here's your (you).
JUST B URSELF MAN
UR UGLY? LOL NO PROBLEM BRO. JUST B URSELF
>>52828629
there is literally no way people fucking point and laugh at somebody who isnt deformed or a complete mess
look at sersh, he put a bit of effort into putting himself out there and gaining a bit of confidence and now he is well under way to getting his qt work gf
can't expect anyone to come to you if you're always sat in your room and make no effort at all desu
>>52828648
go to bed
>>52828662
don't have any pics
>>52828613
>>52828614
Pussy detected. Stay in the tiny cultural and psychological box they've constructed for you, sheep. Good little footsoldier for mass consumerism and anti-intellectualism.
>>52828630
>there is someone for everyone
Biggest lie of the century right here haha
Doing an edgy post
>>52828678
isnt he jacked as fuck though
>>52828566
Except I'm not pretending.
I'm fuckin' so delectable!
>>52828587
This is scientifically accurate.
>>52828648
happy birthday x
>>52828562
A black guy asked me for directions last week and I'm 6'6" 245lbs and hiding under my hood while appearing to talk to myself (I was singing low enough for it to seem lip syncy) in a dark alley. I wouldn't have approached me.
>>52828678
he already had gfs in the past because he's a good looking normie
literally living life on easy mode, he just chose to be NEET instead of using what he has
>Stay in the tiny cultural and psychological box they've constructed for you, sheep. Good little footsoldier for mass consumerism and anti-intellectualism.
IMPORTANT QUESTION
Am I ugly if girls call me cute? Never had a gf or anything, but ever since I was 13 girls always tell me I'm cute and hug me and shit. I always assumed it was a bad thing, but I don't know. I mean if I was ugly would girls want to hug me? But "cute" doesn't seem like much of a compliment either desu
>>52828648
Happy Birthday, what age?
>>52828617
Fedora
>>52828688
Literally been taking psychedelics for 6 years. Nothing special about them, you sound like a 16 year old
to the niggas who know what i look like am i ugly?
>>52827584
hope she gets raped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgiRY0rYuu4
>tfw ywn be a travelling scottish bard
>tfw 24 next year and its becoming even more rare to get a qt virgin 18 yo gf
>>52828720
FONT
>>52828683
Got skype m8?
>>52828720
They think u are gay and they want u to be their token gay friend
ITS ABOUT HOW HARD YOU CAN GET HIT AND KEEP MOVIN' FORWARD
>>52828709
Left isn't even that ugly
>>52828673
i deserve more...
>>52828648
have a good 1 xxx
>>52828678
>>52828703
hes a good success story tbqh
what was it
4 years of being a neet or something
then he gets a shitty job out of nowhere n chats his coworker up
doesnt even drink alcohol
dont think hes gone gym in ages either cos it was too full of people bless him
see he's a bit weird too but hes not a mong who wallows in self pity so he doesnt irritate me so much
>>52828708
You're a yank so nobody here considers you human.
>>52828732
>Fedora
excuse me?
the only green pilled black man in america
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukL1SUj3iHU
>>52828648
happy birthday anon! !
Lads do you ever see a picture of someone who's doing extremely successful on normiebook and you fucking hate them for it? And even you worse you know you hate them for nothing more than sheer jealousy. It's fucking horrible.
>>52828587
what happens if you have been given every job you have ever interviewed for, even when you were vastly underqualified for the position?
cushty
>>52828683
Good lad. Haven't been in a picture since I was 11 except for one in which I held a hat over my face.
>>52828756
I can't even look in a mirror why do you think I want to show you how ugly I am
>>52828770
he's always been a normie. and he's a horrible person
>>52828648
ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH
going to watch a load of James Dean movies tomorrow so I start acting like him at the NYE party and when I approach girls I'll tip my cowboy hat at them awkwardly then I'll lean in the corner with my legs crossed twirling a lasso with the hat down over my eyes and if I girl comes near my I'll lasso her to me from her friends and have her kiss me
>>52828747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSoxa8XpJ84
>>52828784
WHAT WE DO IN LIFE
ECHOES IN ETERNITY
>>52828784
>normiebook
What do you take me for? Some kind of fucking normie?
>>52828720
I don't know about you but, "cute" has gotten me laid on all occasions.
Not like faggy shit, but I am 22 and still look 16-17. So maybe its just me.
>>52828747
>The Corries
god tier music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWkv_J9wRmg
>>52828784
i dont hate them, i hate myself for being too much of a pussy to try and do it for myself
>>52828784
Nah not really, m8
Russell Howard is on. Guess what he's talking about?
>>52828805
>I can't even look in a mirror why do you think I want to show you how ugly I am
Nah just wanna be your friend desu
>I am 22 and still look 16-17
iktfb
anyway, i'm going to bed (by which i mean i'll still be posting on my phone until 6am)
good night x
>>52828817
should watch James Deen movies instead, will probably be more successful
>>52828863
Nighty pal
>>52828817
Let us know how that works out for you
>>52828837
>>52828859
my brothers
Lads does your phone ever do this thing where it crashes and reboots because you accidentally opened the front facing camera and the camera saw how ugly you were and almost fucking exploded?
Happens to me all the time
>>52828859
spend more time in the sun. Sun light ages you
>>52828805
hes a good lad as far as im concerned but a bit of a sexual animal whom i dont trust with pictures of me
was your own fault for wiring your willy over to him desu and apart from that i dont think ive ever seen a bad side of him
>>52828863
very good
>Stay in the tiny cultural and psychological box they've constructed for you, sheep. Good little footsoldier for mass consumerism and anti-intellectualism.
I don't even have a fedora for this one
>>52828766
You know what you're probably right
>in science with some qt who always used to sit next to me and hug me
>she bends over directly in front of me to pick up a something
>one of her friends says "haha anon got a good look at your arse then"
>then she just turned around and said "shut up anons not like the other lads"
Always wondered what she meant by that, never crossed my mind that she was implying I was gay. Just fuck me up senpai.
>>52828709
>>52828769
I was under the assumption that wide faces are generally less attractive.
If I were gay, I'd like right more tho.
>>52828784
>He isnt living to prove everybody wrong
>He isnt living to prove himself right
You aren't living, pal. Channel that frustration into motivation and a desire to change. You can do it, i belive in you.
>>52828851
the observer
>>52828870
*gets in your face* ye best back up with that there jebroni talk fella
>>52828682
>>52828714
>>52828770
>>52828776
>>52828807
OKAYTHANKSTHANKSTHANKSTHANKSTRUE
>>52828732
24!
>>52828851
The New Statesmen
>>52828894
I literally can't lmao
>tfw no ass
how do I get women to like me now?
tumblr?
TUMBLR????
TUUUUUUUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLR!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
no.
NO.
NO!
NO!!!!!!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NONOONONONONONONONO
NO.
no.....
n-no....
this isn't happening..... no... geeh..... grrreh.... grrrrr......
gggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....
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TALY is PROPER foreign an that ENNIT
>>52828888
>was your own fault for wiring your willy over to him desu
nah was his fault for posting confidential pics. He was just butthurt that I deleted him from steam for being an arse
irredeemable in my eyes
>>52828892
she was implying youre a beta bitchboy
>>52828851
YEWKIP???
A qt told me that her family keep bullying because my manner of speaking has bled into hers and she's pronouncing certain words differently and using colloquialisms and idioms that nobody uses where she lives. Think she fancies me a wee bit lads.
>>52828892
It happened to me desu. All my old school mates for ages thought i was gay and in the closet because i was a kv. One day they did a big intervention and asked if i was gay and i just said i was a virgin and stuff. It was really awkward. I dont think anybody even believed me, they just want me to be gay i think
Lads I'm collecting (you)s for charity. Please give generously at this time of year.
>>52828922
happy birthday mazal tov
>>52828926
why not?
>>52828892
no she's implying you're a beta quiet fuck that isn't thirsty like all the other raging turbonormies
>>52828935
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-7neGRLjA3I
>>52828944
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>>52828820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQEHuQZB7wY
burns songs are GOAT
Corries are the only ones that don't oversing Ae Fond Kiss imo
Another good version of A Man's a Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WHIfSjQaUA
>>52828840
another good jacobite song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEUMQdMTj94
you should listen to silly wizard too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIseNLGKaY4
>>52828940
>being able to talk to people on steam
Normie
>>52828863
Are you me?
>>52828892
nah odds are you just don't come across as very flirtatious and provocative. i've been in similar situations, and it's moreso just by not being that way that they think you're very nice and courteous.
i ended up with an 8/10 because i came across that way to her, and it was apparently so refreshing to talk to someone who wasn't trying to fuck her straight away that she went for me haha zing haha
Hello
>>52828935
I have a tumblr, I use it for music mostly
>tfw somehow ended up following thirty different marina accounts that all post the same things
wew
>>52828985
Hello?
>>52828970
If I could I would have done it by now. The ship has sailed.
>>52828926
#BELIEVE
Change your life little by little until your new life seems normal.
>>52828984
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>>52828942
>gay
>beta bitchboy
What's the difference
She'd be right anyway, I am a beta fag, I know I am
>>52828886
Nigger I'm in SoCal and have been all my life. Don't talk to me about sunlight.
fuck sakes
*reaches into pockets*
>>52828961
>>52828961
>>52828961
best I can do
Installed flux on my phone, maybe this will help me sleep because no blue light and all that
>>52829004
is it me you're looking for
>>52829027
I can see it in you are eyes
>>52829022
hello Storm
>>52828970
>>52829006
crippling fear of failure and being looked at as useless
hurts less if you dont even try
who is this
Why don't you like Sershlad, Cornwall?
>>52828014
>a farmer
They are after his land boyo
>>52829027
flux and twilight have basically turned my sleep pattern from a 3am bed time gig to a 12 am bedtime gig
time for some etizolam
*walks past carrying plate full of (You)'s*
*drops them all*
ah AH FUCK
>>52829004
>>52829005
>>52829006
>>52829010
>>52829010
>>52829013
>>52829022
>>52829023
>>52829027
>>52829023
tight arse
>>52829069
me dad
>>52829069
yoba eto ti
>>52829069
Igor Antonovich Ulitsky
>>52829056
>Not #Believing
Baby steps desu no drastic changes have to occur just baby steps
>Mohammed Rehman stockpiled explosives and asked Twitter followers whether to target shopping centre or tube
fuck me, british terrorists are stupid af
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/dec/29/couple-guilty-july-7-anniversary-bomb-plot-london?CMP=twt_b-gdnnews
>>52829064
very good nice sex girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjEq-r2agqc
>>52829069
We dont say his name
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.
.
Thats big kev
>>52829064
Was in Russia the other week and I seen girls of this calibre every 10 minutes walking down Nevsky Prospekt. Heaven on earth 2bh.
Night lads
>>52828964
THANKS!
>>52829117
i dont know what baby steps to take
>>52829092
good la
Asterixposting is honest to god my favourite gimmick
>>52828978
>silly wizard
fucking love them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEMXYJeCNPY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTPyvKrU1DM
>>52829056
grow up you child
>>52829069
are kev
>>52829146
Getting up a little earlier? Maybe going on the laptop a little less than usual. Just little things until it becomes routine.
>>52829069
Kevin Boyle
do you know him?
>>52829139
>Was in Russia the other week
why
>Nevsky Prospekt
who
It hurts to live
>>52829185
probably cant, considering suicide
doing a suicide in 9 months
>>52828984
>you can get a qt gf just by being nice
Nice
Now I just need to figure out how to actually talk to girls without autisming out. Do girls who find severe social anxiety and cripplingly low self esteem exist in real life?
>>52829209
clearly a street you mong
IT'S HOW YOU LAND, NOT HOW YOU FALL
ARE YOU GONNA BE A SAD CUNT OR A SICK CUNT?
YOU'RE NOT ON THE BEACHES OF NORMANDY OR ABOUT TO BE BLOWN UP IN BASTOGNE. YOU'RE WHITE. YOU'VE ALREADY WON.
>>52829201
not sure what that has to do with being cripplingly afraid that ill fuck up a job and be looked at a useless incompetent fool
>>52829166
I love this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=20&v=N2VayTZ_gPo
>>52829250
Cringed hard.
>>52829229
why lad
>>52829229
What's your steam m8
>>52829229
to ensure i do a suicide i'm going to BINGE on benzos like never before and not resupply before i run out, the withdrawals will make sure i end my life
what should be my NYE party gimmick?
>>52829256
You sound like a genuine retard desu seek therapy first before actually trying to change your life.
>>52829209
>why
Holiday.
Strange 4chan related thing happened, posted an ama thread about Petersburg on /int/, turns out another Scottish cunt was staying in a hotel literally around the corner. Weird.
>who
Main avenue in St Petersburg.
ANSWER ME, I AM NEW HERE, WHO THE FUCK IS HE? WHO IS HE? IS HE A LEGEND?
ALSO, IF YOU KNOW, WHERE IS HE GOING?
>>52829265
never going to be able to get a job after uni (in my final year 2bh)
also will be alone for the rest of my life due to being hideously ugly aha
>>52829272
http://steamcommunity.com/id/MemelordLevel7/
>>52829276
very good
>>52829272
http://steamcommunity.com/id/MemelordLevel7
>one cig left
>don't know whether to smoke it now or save it for the morning
Hardest decision of my life lads
DUDE JUST TALK TO WOMEN BRO.
JUST B URSELF BRO
HOW DO U KNOW THEY DONT LIKE U BRO?
DUDE WEED BRO
DUDE IT DOESNT MATTER IF UR UGLY BRO JUST B URSELF TRUST ME IT WORKS EVERY TIME BRO DUDE
>>52829295
Wear one shoe but have people guessing why you only have one shoe, their heads will explode trying to think of the possibilities.
bit of late night listening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE6mRYypmJY
>>52829234
Yes, the only catch is that you have to be attractive to pull it off.
If you are ugly then that makes you creepy. If you are attractive than that makes you cute.
>>52828978
>>52829166
>>52829258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq67Xl746jY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV5mh4SbjWs&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omKqvS2pI0w
>>52829295
slip 1/4 aspirin tabs in girls drinks hahaha
>>52829300
iunno i was told i should be in therapy but idk how im supposed to open up to somebody or articulate my problems
>>52829326
impressive
>>52829311
>WHERE IS HE GOING?
/brit/ user with a proxy detected
fuck off
>>52829331
Just be yourself bro.
>>52829311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0
hello runts
>>52829322
Literally played with you before and don't know how
>>52829311
YOU DON'T GET TO ASK THESE QUESTIONS
>>52829229
>>52829214
If you give up I'll hold you responsible for the failure of the white race.
>>52829369
bit unlikely m8 my laptop can't run nowt except half life 2
>>52829354
Nope, I am Jewish from russia
>>52829343
>Got nothing left to lose
>Still too scared
You're an actual fanny.
>>52829382
>implying Cornwall is white
>>52829389
Radbon?
>>52829327
get a vape family
save your money and your lungs
>>52829397
that's my last fm
was a typo of bong iah
>>52829166
>>52829338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCbn7Uf8YJQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj_sbdw1tSg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYvK2d0D8GY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0Y37E9rqqg
don't know what to do lads
give me a good film to watch please
Just had an Arizona meme tea and like all food in America it's a disappointment.
>>52829414
Yee that was it, this was about 2 years ago
>>52829322
Should have got an internship
>>52829382
the future is in one single "race" get over it granny
>the thing about crumb cakes, is that you have to focus on the cake, as well as the crumbs
>>52829424
too sugary
>>52829424
I love that drink, wish it was more widely available here
>>52829429
tried
couldn't afford to stay in my uni city over summer and there's fuck all down in west cornwall where I'm from
>>52829426
not sure I had last.fm 2 years ago desu
>tfw extremely picky with music
FUCK
I listen to at least 2 albums per day and I'm lucky if I find 1 (ONE) song that I like.
>>52829417
Blue is The Warmest Colour
The Lobster
Lost in Translation
Kevs Big BBC Adventure Vol. III
Le Mepris
Bond/Godfather
Badlands
>>52829461
Was some /brit/ group anyway
Am australia.
>>52829462
don't know that feel 2bh
>>52829462
wow you must be such a deep and profound individual
>>52829462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM-WnjqB8EY
>>52829331
Probably best for you not to be yourself you autist
Shit, extremely overrated movies:
Godfather (died of boredom and depression, awful film)
Birdman (cancer piss and shite, probably the worst on this list)
Lord of The Rings (le hogwarts le flying dragonz xpppXDDD LE RING SMEGOlxppppppp)
Hobbit (same shit different title gay arse cunt with big feet)
Fight Club (depressing shit dark film, something about soap)
Spirited Away (the other hayao miyazaki films were far superior)
Full Metal Jacket (literally an entire film about a fat mental cunt that gets bullied)
Mad Max 2015 (literal dogshite)
Kill yourselves
>>52829343
you dont have any problems
>>52829424
new orleans has amazing food
Business: We all start being nice to cornwall so he doesnt an hero
wouldnt mind doing this one up tbf
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/mundoolun/motorcycle-scooter-parts/yamaha-rt-369/1099233290
but cant just throw money at it unfortunately
http://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/features/the-snp-has-failed-scotland
good read 2bh
>>52829462
What?
If I want to find new music, I go through about 100 songs and only find like 5 that I like
My playlist is drying up now and I've overlistened to all my music
I just shed a tear thinking about all of you. All you lost souls. All the potential you have. All the dreams you have which are perfectly obtainable if you put effort and dedication in. I believe in you.
>>52829518
i do though
>>52829511
I only like the first half of Spirited Away when you're first introduced to the spirit world
>>52829511
Contrarian: The Post.
>>52829511
who are you talking to
>>52829549
fuck off with this SHITE
>>52829558
no you don't you're just being an immature child
My bong just made this orca sound when I just snapped my bowl.
Gonna name it Shamu tbqh
Who his own self bare our sins in his own body on the tree, that we, being dead to sins, should live unto righteousness: by whose stripes ye were healed.”– I Peter, 2:24
>>52829573
>Contrarian: The Post.
>OMG GUYS, I REALLY HATE THIS FILM BUT IM NOT GOING TO TELL ANYONE BECAUSE THEN THEYRE GOING TO THINK IM REALLY REALLY WEIRD XDDD LOL, I WANT TO FIT IN, CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND????????
holy FUCK it's windy
>>52829511
Agree with them all apart from LOTR
Nothing wrong with LOTR
Also, there are plenty of valid reasons to dislike The Hobbit and that isn't one of them
>>52829511
Nice blogpost m8, subscribed. Can't wait for the next one!
>>52829600
le depression isnt real meme
>>52829521
Don't doubt that it's out there of course, but I'm in flyover country unfortunately.
>>52829609
Dutch weather
>>52829613
>Nothing wrong with LOTR
Return of the King was a bit shit
>>52829511
godfather 1 and 2 are good and very memorable
birdman is good although a bit corny
lotr is just easy to watch entrainment
hobbit films are pretty awful
fight club is still good but overrated i guess
spirited away is good. his other films are good as well
i didnt like fmj too much as well
mad max is terrible
ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall set ye free - jesus 1.45
>>52829487
Lucky bastard
To this day their are only 5 albums in existence where I liked every song
Why was I cursed with a brain that only likes extremely specific types of music?
>>52829488
Why yes, yes I am.
I'm also brooding aswell, can't forget that.
>>52829538
>paying 600 for that
lmao
>>52829511
of those i've seen
Godfather: good shit
Birdman: pretty neat but overrated
LOTR: Overrated similarly but pretty good.
Hobbit: Yeah pretty shit unfortunately
FC: Not too great but worth a watch
SA: The only good Miyazaki shit. the fact that i hate anime apart from this is a testament to how not-shit it is.
FMJ: First half good, second half got boring as fuck when they were actually doing the action scenes
MM: not seen
>>52829578
I believe in you.
>>52829620
you're just depressed? Thats it? Piss off
>>52829415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuJKmd3HKck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VKQ4qlZqm8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scoB-A0DQuk
>>52829620
>expecting normies to understand what being depressed feels like
Rookie mistake
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