zam edition
doing a wank
barry
doing a wank
>>52824601
Giving you a wank
kpop desu lads
The wife's son stole half my pizza
this looks like its vaguely from star wars but I can't pinpoint it
>>52824580
where is lisicki
xth for Manichaeism
>>52824612
EVEN IF IT WAS FOR A SECOND YOU LOVED ME
YOU LOVED ME
>>52824646
lisicking my libummy
>>52824584
S O M E R S E T
>>52824614
Noice ;)
bit early
i was just about to reply to a post in the old thread but i can't do it now because it'd be awkward
>scared of not being able to get it up
>scared of cuming too fast
JUST
the nation of pakistan shouldn't even exist
doing an overtime
>>52824646
shagging a bird for two hours (+10 mins to get hard)
>>52824641
steal half his virginities in response
That'll teach the little cunt
>>52824672
:O
F R O M E
R
O
M
E
>Charli is actually attractive
>insists on making herself look like a common whore
why?
>>52824696
fuck off shitskin
>>52824534 #
this is how I did it
the lower total is the cost of the food and drink, and the higher total is the the total spent on food and drink plus service, which is the tip.
so you take the lower total, which is what your tip is based off and compare that to the actual tip. multiply each tip by 10, as you are assuming they tipped 10% or more as stated in the question. In order for that to be true, the tip must be equal to or exceed the total of food and drink bought.
we're surrounded by a thin facade that we call life, allow me to pull it back, and show you what lies beneath
>>52824694
H
J A I
N
D
>>52824673
sorry m8
>>52824705
I've already done that twice though :/
want to have a wank but not getting hard enough
amen
>>52824713
Would fuck while insisting she pretend to be a mermaid
>>52824713
fookin ell
>>52824713
chance would be a fine thing
I want his bum and I want it now.
Come home kernow
>>52824722
soz la my namefag is saved on me iPad for watever reason haha lol
>>52824713
She's from a Paki family so she probably has daddy issues and is trying to give them the middle finger
>>52824744
no harm done, but don't let me catch you doing it again
>>52824750
>tfw my life has become a dank meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djhvmfawtv8
Me on the left
>>52824787
not even memeing
>>52824746
Maybe beat his mum up a bit and let him know you're doing it since he's eating too much of your food
>>52824769
You're still a shitskin
>>52824786
haha yeh, chance would be a fine thing
What's the weather like in Blighty lads?
>>52824794
not this again
>>52824711
Fancy a shag then?
bruh...
me and the bf
cold out
>>52824795
When I come to Australia I'm gonna fucking batter you lmao
>tfw no Marina gf
>>52824822
no im aryan
>>52824850
indeed; chance would be a fine thing
anyone in cardiff need their willy sucked?
gf sent me this
>>52824877
Drive to Birmingham
>>52824850
>;
lmaooo
>>52824822
He actually looks white
>>52824899
No thanks Rasheed aha
>>52824534
m8 u can't be serious
OK
So, first total is the total on the bill. So say you pay £34.50 for a meal, that's your bill. £34.50. Say if you aren't Jewish however and want to show your waiter a bit of appreciation, you may decide to tip. Usually, in non-jew countries, you tip around 10% of your bill. So your original bill was
£34.50 + 10% tip
10% tip = £34.50 x 1.10 = Final Bill = £37.95
30% tip = £34.50 x 1.30 = Final Bill = £44.85
50% tip = £34.50 x 1.50 = Final Bill = £51.75
So that's that bit.
Now the question wants you to know, if you the customer has tipped the waiter 10% or more.
So all you need to do is this
1) Total(£34.50) x 0.10 = £3.45
2) Total x 0.10 = £5.10
3) £1.52
4) £3.95
5) £1.83
All these values are 10% of the bill, if the customer has tipped more than these values. Then they have tipped more than 10%
>>52824939
Woah bit racist but I'll let it slide pal (y)
Me on the left
>>52824965
yank
what ever happened to the poz daddy meme
man i cant wait to die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldWU-Wp-ZmQ tune desu, thanks to the yank who informed me about majid jordan
>>52824984
murica
>>52824914
I;m thinking about thos beans
penis has looked a bit small tonight, ill try an erection and get back to you
>>52824984
post the other 4
http://www.army.mod.uk/join/tests/mathtest/default.aspx
Give this test a try lads, see if you've got the brains to become an army.
>>52824926
lmao wtf no i dont
>>52824759
This is a reference but I don't remember where from.
>>52824914
I;m thinking about thos beans
>>52825027
Mate you literally look like a spaniard
>>52825008
Me on the left
>>52825058
im thinking about ur mums bean
FFXIII was a pretty shit game, but I can't stop listening to the soundtrack on youtube
its fucking brilliant
real af niggie
>>52825015
>http://www.army.mod.uk/join/tests/mathtest/default.aspx
>woman starts speaking
>can't turn it down
>someone walked past my door
Now they all think I'm joining the army ffs
>>52825072
no he doesn't he fucking looks Indian. Because he's from fucking India.
>>52825034
m8 your images are shit
keep them on 9gag
>>52825008
Me on the left again
Stopped taking my antidepressants a week or go back and most of the withdrawals are gone
Only problem is my dick goes off like a hairtrigger now when I used to be able to last for hours while on the pills
Is there some way I can rebuild stamina or whatever? I feel like my gf is going to leave me if I don't get this shit sorted out soon
>>52825072
to the untrained Ameriburger eye, i can look arab at most, but definitely not Spanish. That's insane
doing one of those poos when your bumhole just opens nice and wide and everything drops out with no messing about lads
>>52825121
they were all great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxJE6SSX-aw
>>52825159
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Bf just sent me this
>>52825159
haha walk down to the stamina store goof
>>52825121
That one battle theme blinded by light still gets stuck in my head every now and again
Feel the Bern
>>52825122
Who the fuck stands like that
Anyone got a willy that needs sucking dry lmao
I saw inside my own subconscious, it was a yellow goo, and there was a furious gorilla type thing in the middle ripping bits of goo out and throwing them at my
My mate on the right
>>52825189
>>52825159
>poo peeland
>>52825122
change it to this
me on the left
>>52825159
have a wank 20 minutes before you shag her lad. you'll last for ages t b h
>>52825142
u a fake nigga
>>52825215
>Greedy burgers miss the point
Love Bernie desu
me irl
Alright, which one of you just posted "danny's done his nut in" in AGDG
alri lads
>>52825292
t. Arrogant Student
>>52825216
bitches who talk tha most shit lad it says on the picture
having an LCM
Need to feel my willy deep inside Cornwall's bum t b h
>tfw do nothing bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6pkNuXAVZs
>>52825265
I get really tired after cumming m8, I'm not 15 anymore I can't just keep shooting it out in quick succession
>>52825341
This
>>52825338
children leave
*kisses you*
getting the last few days' wear out of these bad boys lads haha
>>52825327
yea, 'twas me sirrah
>Characteristics that are important to Army life, such as teamwork, discipline, integrity and honesty, achievement and motivation, self-confidence, courage and resilience
I have none of these, how can I get some?
Everybody know I got more bounce than the ounce
>>52825346
jesus lmao
>>52825379
good girl
>>52825379
alri granddad nice bear
>>52825347
alright twat calm down it was just a suggestion
>>52825346
haha what the fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yprf1fCRMeQ
choon
>>52825346
>that guys face
>that music
>>52825444
beard not bear hahaha silly
>>52825379
>mfw it's almost 2016
BUT THERE'S SO MUCH UNFINISHED SOCIAL PROGRESS
I AINT GOT NO TYPE
BAD BITCHES ONLY THING THAT I LIKE
>>52825159
how do you get a gf
>>52825346
>tfw it's bigger than mine
>>52825393
my only fear about joining the army is not whether i can hack it in terms of lifestyle and doing the job, its whether i can fit in
i am quite autistic after all
>>52825379
can't believe people are still trying to sell these glasses after the 200X decade
i mean they were perfect for glasses, but when one of your frames has to be a 1 then you're just a bullshitter
>>52825539
that's lisicki but without the "came 5 minutes ago part"
>>52825541
flag on cornwall
>>52825341
falmouth
>>52825346
Very nice you should do a new one with you cumming in it and how to remove it :)
>>52825569
haha forgot me flag
>>52825379
Literally Varg Vikernes
>Post yfw Brazzers are going to make a porno about CIA
>>>/tv/64247391
>>52825516
go outside and talk to people mostly
Once I started doing that things kind of fell into place on their own
https://twitter.com/GhettoMemez/status/655639467345235969
>>52825619
silly you x
>>52825648
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me irl
>she gets back into town today
>didn't text me
ahahahahahah
got a very sweaty hand
>>52825663
Filename thread? Filename thread
any good worldstar fights
I AM KING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZCL_AW9HiY
All of you are fucking maggots. I could heem the lot of you.
Unironically enjoy watching Markiplier desu
i have a challenge for all of you bros
rhyme in your posts and see how it goes
this can be fun, give it a try
or don't, I don't care. goodbye
doing a seizure
>you see the most important part about a crumb cake, is not only the cake, but also the crumbs
O the summer time has come
And the trees are sweetly blooming
And wild mountain thyme
Grows around the purple heather.
Will you go, lassie, go?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvW152Ch9c4
not sure what to make of this
>>52825827
the man
the myth
the legend
You forgot that.
>>52825827
Would date reviewbrah (srs)
>>52825015
Stuck on this one 2bh
>>52825781
sounds like fun, what a good idea
i have a massive willy so dont come near
if you want to have a sesh just give us a shout
if you dont then get out
>>52825858
modern art innit
>>52825833
Tune
>>52825752
https://twitter.com/GhettoMemez/status/651588649927073792
playing spacechem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsNhCWsDVQI
>>52825877
that's disgraceful, and very lewd
what the hell is wrong with you dude?
From the dinner dance night last Saturday
>>52825827
>open yank news link
>lags for 20 seconds
>its just a video clip of whichever yank news channel discussing the event
>horrible yank accents
>actual article is 3 lines long
joke of a country
>>52825897
natty brah XDDD
anyone got the video of the lad blasting nasheeds out his bedroom window
>>52825752
>tfw your filenames are too subtle for /v/
the gf signed up for collage instead of college haha
>>52825944
That's subtle? I haven't been on /v/ in a while, is it that bad now?
>>52825916
i don't understand, there's nothing wrong with me
i just got back from the toilet after havin a wee
dont go around saying shit thats not true
if you keep doing that i will have to fight you
>>52825944
holy shit, nikka got dicked
wag1 lads x
back from the pub
only a little bit drunk, not very drunk desu ://////
>>52825767
/x/ was fun when it was about posting shit like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_65yuIx1-s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mxitw5DjwE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iFXyLah2oQ
turned to shit when it got obsessed with conspiritards and tulpas
>>52825972
what collage? ivy league?
>>52826002
agreed
>>52825944
https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/680526280589180928
me and the lads on the LASH looking out for GASH
>>52825781
that's retarded and you should feel bad
making anons play into your pathetic fad
just off yourself m8, you won't be missed
just fuck off before more people get pissed
>>52825973
Yes, they basically post
>>52825991
Literally none of them get this one
>>52825940
I would also like to see this.
>>52826070
me in halls last year at 4am during exam period
what do you tell a woman who has two black eyes?
nothing, she's already been told twice
>>52826047
thats the thames
>>52825995
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new laptop arrives tomorrow lads
can some techno nerd tell me if i've made a terrible mistake
>http://www.debenhamsplus.com/DE_Acer_Notebook_10110462/version.asp?refsource=DEadwords&crtag=DE&gclid=Cj0KEQiA-4i0BRCaudDcrrnDi6kBEiQAZSh5f-p4JE06gErxMaY4wiB6B15MsjrH-I7eqBeWyY4aiI4aAp_y8P8HAQ
>>52826079
WEAVE LIKE DEM GPU PARTICLES MAN
>mfw plebs cum too fast
>mfw I couldnt even cum if I fucked a girl for a good 2 hours
>>52826108
>acer
Yes you have
eating starmix
>>52826100
hiya
>>52826079
Mafia 2 nostalgia. I got it
>>52826108
>not getting a macbook
>not building a pc
mistakes were made
>>52826079
why are there snakes flying out of her head
>>52826122
thanks lad
>>52826121
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>>52826136
that's what black people's hair are made up of
>>52826108
Why didn't you build a PC you stupid cunt?
>>52826121
unfortunately for you, most women want sex to be over as soon as possible 90% of the time
https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/680183808088522753
BITCH ASS NIGGA
>>52826108
good choice i think besides no ssd
>This test is now finished. You scored 89%.
umm i actually answered everything correctly?
>>52826051
https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/679448036905455618
what the fuck
>>52826165
lad
I don't need a pc
I need a laptop
>>52826156
it's not about being a normie bud
I cum after about 5 minutes of masturbation but I couldnt didnt cum once in however many times my ex played with my dick or when I was humping her
>>52826255
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>>52825827
>>52825923
who the f*ck is this lad
>>52826255
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>>52826212
literally just watched that one haha
apparently the guy in bed stole the other guys jordans (shoes?)
FUCK YOU KID
>>52826086
yeah it was quite entertaining
LISICKIIIIII~
>>52826287
times new roman
>>52826185
tbf burger king is absolute shit
>>52825869
Better quality desu
better go to bed. night.
>>52826279
that's reviewbrah lad
>>52826288
https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/676223629038895104
>>52826315
I just fucked my kev up, 1bh
https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/676222206150619137
MY MUM
UGGGHHHHUUU
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI
>>52826288
nigga gon steal my js last thing a nigga ever gon steal ya hear me
>>52826343
https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/676301775742312448
wtf were these cunts doing?
>>52826389
Better tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBrvRziewWc
>>52826384
PUSSEO
just fuck my shit up lads
>>52826337
What the fuck is wrong with him? I assumed he was a Brit for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBmj5sEeQpQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL1ovAYtKuQ
>>52826452
FUCK OFF
he is literally the best guy alive
>>52826442
ditto
so tired...
but on the other hand, i had a nice dinner
> THE QUEEN
> WILL
> W I L L
> DIE IN YOUR LIFETIME
>>52826442
link?
>>52826497
Hopefully soon
>>52826507
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
wanna fuck my lecturer 2bh
she's a speccy spanish milf with a nice bum
she gives me eye contact a lot and touched my arm once when we were talking
what do
t. abnormie
>>52826480
You've clearly never met me then.
>>52826497
GET FUCKED YOU LITTLE RUNT
I'LL BREAK YOUR STUPID FUCKING FACE
GO
>>52826395
>go on hit me bruh
