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zam edition
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doing a wank
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barry
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doing a wank
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>>52824601
Giving you a wank
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kpop desu lads
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The wife's son stole half my pizza
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this looks like its vaguely from star wars but I can't pinpoint it
>>52824580
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where is lisicki
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xth for Manichaeism
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>>52824612
EVEN IF IT WAS FOR A SECOND YOU LOVED ME

YOU LOVED ME
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>>52824646
lisicking my libummy
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>>52824584
S O M E R S E T
>>52824614
Noice ;)
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bit early

i was just about to reply to a post in the old thread but i can't do it now because it'd be awkward
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>scared of not being able to get it up
>scared of cuming too fast

JUST
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the nation of pakistan shouldn't even exist
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doing an overtime
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>>52824646
shagging a bird for two hours (+10 mins to get hard)
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>>52824641
steal half his virginities in response

That'll teach the little cunt
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>>52824672

:O

F R O M E

R

O

M

E
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>Charli is actually attractive
>insists on making herself look like a common whore
why?
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>>52824696
fuck off shitskin
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>>52824534 #
this is how I did it

the lower total is the cost of the food and drink, and the higher total is the the total spent on food and drink plus service, which is the tip.

so you take the lower total, which is what your tip is based off and compare that to the actual tip. multiply each tip by 10, as you are assuming they tipped 10% or more as stated in the question. In order for that to be true, the tip must be equal to or exceed the total of food and drink bought.
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we're surrounded by a thin facade that we call life, allow me to pull it back, and show you what lies beneath
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>>52824694

H
J A I
N
D
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>>52824673
sorry m8
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>>52824705
I've already done that twice though :/
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want to have a wank but not getting hard enough
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amen
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>>52824713
Would fuck while insisting she pretend to be a mermaid
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>>52824713
fookin ell
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>>52824713
chance would be a fine thing
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I want his bum and I want it now.
Come home kernow
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>>52824722
soz la my namefag is saved on me iPad for watever reason haha lol
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>>52824713
She's from a Paki family so she probably has daddy issues and is trying to give them the middle finger
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>>52824744
no harm done, but don't let me catch you doing it again
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>>52824750
>tfw my life has become a dank meme
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djhvmfawtv8

Me on the left
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>>52824787
not even memeing
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>>52824746
Maybe beat his mum up a bit and let him know you're doing it since he's eating too much of your food
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>>52824769
You're still a shitskin
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>>52824786
haha yeh, chance would be a fine thing
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What's the weather like in Blighty lads?
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>>52824794

not this again
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>>52824711
Fancy a shag then?
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bruh...
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me and the bf
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cold out
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>>52824795
When I come to Australia I'm gonna fucking batter you lmao
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>tfw no Marina gf
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>>52824822
no im aryan
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>>52824850
indeed; chance would be a fine thing
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anyone in cardiff need their willy sucked?
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gf sent me this
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>>52824877
Drive to Birmingham
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>>52824850

>;
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lmaooo
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>>52824822
He actually looks white
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>>52824899
No thanks Rasheed aha
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>>52824534
m8 u can't be serious

OK

So, first total is the total on the bill. So say you pay £34.50 for a meal, that's your bill. £34.50. Say if you aren't Jewish however and want to show your waiter a bit of appreciation, you may decide to tip. Usually, in non-jew countries, you tip around 10% of your bill. So your original bill was

£34.50 + 10% tip

10% tip = £34.50 x 1.10 = Final Bill = £37.95
30% tip = £34.50 x 1.30 = Final Bill = £44.85
50% tip = £34.50 x 1.50 = Final Bill = £51.75

So that's that bit.

Now the question wants you to know, if you the customer has tipped the waiter 10% or more.

So all you need to do is this

1) Total(£34.50) x 0.10 = £3.45
2) Total x 0.10 = £5.10
3) £1.52
4) £3.95
5) £1.83

All these values are 10% of the bill, if the customer has tipped more than these values. Then they have tipped more than 10%
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>>52824939
Woah bit racist but I'll let it slide pal (y)
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Me on the left
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>>52824965
yank
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what ever happened to the poz daddy meme
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man i cant wait to die
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldWU-Wp-ZmQ tune desu, thanks to the yank who informed me about majid jordan
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>>52824984
murica
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>>52824914
I;m thinking about thos beans
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penis has looked a bit small tonight, ill try an erection and get back to you
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>>52824984
post the other 4
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http://www.army.mod.uk/join/tests/mathtest/default.aspx

Give this test a try lads, see if you've got the brains to become an army.
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>>52824926
lmao wtf no i dont
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>>52824759
This is a reference but I don't remember where from.
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>>52824914
I;m thinking about thos beans
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>>52825027
Mate you literally look like a spaniard
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>>52825008
Me on the left
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>>52825058

im thinking about ur mums bean
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FFXIII was a pretty shit game, but I can't stop listening to the soundtrack on youtube

its fucking brilliant
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real af niggie
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>>52825015
>http://www.army.mod.uk/join/tests/mathtest/default.aspx
>woman starts speaking
>can't turn it down
>someone walked past my door
Now they all think I'm joining the army ffs
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>>52825072

no he doesn't he fucking looks Indian. Because he's from fucking India.
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>>52825034
m8 your images are shit
keep them on 9gag
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>>52825008
Me on the left again
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Stopped taking my antidepressants a week or go back and most of the withdrawals are gone

Only problem is my dick goes off like a hairtrigger now when I used to be able to last for hours while on the pills

Is there some way I can rebuild stamina or whatever? I feel like my gf is going to leave me if I don't get this shit sorted out soon
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>>52825072
to the untrained Ameriburger eye, i can look arab at most, but definitely not Spanish. That's insane
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doing one of those poos when your bumhole just opens nice and wide and everything drops out with no messing about lads
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>>52825121

they were all great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxJE6SSX-aw
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>>52825159
FONT
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Bf just sent me this
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>>52825159
haha walk down to the stamina store goof
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>>52825121
That one battle theme blinded by light still gets stuck in my head every now and again
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Feel the Bern
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>>52825122
Who the fuck stands like that
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Anyone got a willy that needs sucking dry lmao
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I saw inside my own subconscious, it was a yellow goo, and there was a furious gorilla type thing in the middle ripping bits of goo out and throwing them at my
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My mate on the right
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>>52825189
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>>52825159

>poo peeland
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>>52825122
change it to this
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me on the left
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>>52825159
have a wank 20 minutes before you shag her lad. you'll last for ages t b h
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>>52825142
u a fake nigga
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>>52825215
>Greedy burgers miss the point
Love Bernie desu
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me irl
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Alright, which one of you just posted "danny's done his nut in" in AGDG
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alri lads
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>>52825292
t. Arrogant Student
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>>52825216
bitches who talk tha most shit lad it says on the picture
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having an LCM
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Need to feel my willy deep inside Cornwall's bum t b h
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>>52825327
me
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>tfw do nothing bitch
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6pkNuXAVZs
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>>52825265
I get really tired after cumming m8, I'm not 15 anymore I can't just keep shooting it out in quick succession
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>>52825341
This
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>>52825338
children leave
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*kisses you*
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getting the last few days' wear out of these bad boys lads haha
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>>52825327
yea, 'twas me sirrah
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>Characteristics that are important to Army life, such as teamwork, discipline, integrity and honesty, achievement and motivation, self-confidence, courage and resilience
I have none of these, how can I get some?
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>>52825378
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Everybody know I got more bounce than the ounce
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>>52825346
jesus lmao
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>>52825379
good girl
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>>52825379
alri granddad nice bear
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>>52825347
alright twat calm down it was just a suggestion
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>>52825015
>95%
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>>52825346

haha what the fuck
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yprf1fCRMeQ
choon
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>>52825346
>that guys face
>that music
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>>52825444
beard not bear hahaha silly
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>>52825379
>mfw it's almost 2016

BUT THERE'S SO MUCH UNFINISHED SOCIAL PROGRESS
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I AINT GOT NO TYPE
BAD BITCHES ONLY THING THAT I LIKE
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>>52825159
how do you get a gf
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>>52825346
>tfw it's bigger than mine
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>>52825393
my only fear about joining the army is not whether i can hack it in terms of lifestyle and doing the job, its whether i can fit in

i am quite autistic after all
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>>52825346
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>>52825379
can't believe people are still trying to sell these glasses after the 200X decade

i mean they were perfect for glasses, but when one of your frames has to be a 1 then you're just a bullshitter
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>>52825539
that's lisicki but without the "came 5 minutes ago part"
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>>52825541

flag on cornwall
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>>52825341
falmouth
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>>52825346
Very nice you should do a new one with you cumming in it and how to remove it :)
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>>52825569
haha forgot me flag
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>>52825379
Literally Varg Vikernes
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>Post yfw Brazzers are going to make a porno about CIA

>>>/tv/64247391
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>>52825516
go outside and talk to people mostly

Once I started doing that things kind of fell into place on their own
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https://twitter.com/GhettoMemez/status/655639467345235969
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>>52825619
silly you x
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>>52825648
FONT
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me irl
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>she gets back into town today
>didn't text me
ahahahahahah
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got a very sweaty hand
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>>52825663
Filename thread? Filename thread
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any good worldstar fights
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I AM KING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZCL_AW9HiY

All of you are fucking maggots. I could heem the lot of you.
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Unironically enjoy watching Markiplier desu
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i have a challenge for all of you bros
rhyme in your posts and see how it goes
this can be fun, give it a try
or don't, I don't care. goodbye
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doing a seizure
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>you see the most important part about a crumb cake, is not only the cake, but also the crumbs
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O the summer time has come
And the trees are sweetly blooming
And wild mountain thyme
Grows around the purple heather.
Will you go, lassie, go?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvW152Ch9c4

not sure what to make of this
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>>52825827
the man
the myth
the legend

You forgot that.
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>>52825827
Would date reviewbrah (srs)
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>>52825015
Stuck on this one 2bh
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>>52825781
sounds like fun, what a good idea
i have a massive willy so dont come near
if you want to have a sesh just give us a shout
if you dont then get out
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>>52825858
modern art innit
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>>52825833
Tune
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>>52825752
https://twitter.com/GhettoMemez/status/651588649927073792
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playing spacechem
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsNhCWsDVQI
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>>52825877
that's disgraceful, and very lewd
what the hell is wrong with you dude?
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From the dinner dance night last Saturday
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>>52825827
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>open yank news link
>lags for 20 seconds
>its just a video clip of whichever yank news channel discussing the event
>horrible yank accents
>actual article is 3 lines long
joke of a country
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>>52825897
natty brah XDDD
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anyone got the video of the lad blasting nasheeds out his bedroom window
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>>52825752
>tfw your filenames are too subtle for /v/
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the gf signed up for collage instead of college haha
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>>52825944
That's subtle? I haven't been on /v/ in a while, is it that bad now?
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>>52825916
i don't understand, there's nothing wrong with me
i just got back from the toilet after havin a wee
dont go around saying shit thats not true
if you keep doing that i will have to fight you
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>>52825944
holy shit, nikka got dicked
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wag1 lads x

back from the pub
only a little bit drunk, not very drunk desu ://////
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>>52825767
/x/ was fun when it was about posting shit like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_65yuIx1-s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mxitw5DjwE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iFXyLah2oQ

turned to shit when it got obsessed with conspiritards and tulpas
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>>52825972
what collage? ivy league?
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>>52826002
agreed
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>>52825944
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https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/680526280589180928
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me and the lads on the LASH looking out for GASH
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>>52825781
that's retarded and you should feel bad
making anons play into your pathetic fad
just off yourself m8, you won't be missed
just fuck off before more people get pissed
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>>52825973
Yes, they basically post
>>52825991

Literally none of them get this one
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>>52825940
I would also like to see this.
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>>52826070
me in halls last year at 4am during exam period
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what do you tell a woman who has two black eyes?

nothing, she's already been told twice
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>>52826047
thats the thames
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>>52825995
FONT
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new laptop arrives tomorrow lads
can some techno nerd tell me if i've made a terrible mistake

>http://www.debenhamsplus.com/DE_Acer_Notebook_10110462/version.asp?refsource=DEadwords&crtag=DE&gclid=Cj0KEQiA-4i0BRCaudDcrrnDi6kBEiQAZSh5f-p4JE06gErxMaY4wiB6B15MsjrH-I7eqBeWyY4aiI4aAp_y8P8HAQ
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>>52826079
WEAVE LIKE DEM GPU PARTICLES MAN
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>mfw plebs cum too fast
>mfw I couldnt even cum if I fucked a girl for a good 2 hours
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>>52826108
>acer
Yes you have
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eating starmix

>>52826100
hiya
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>>52826079
Mafia 2 nostalgia. I got it
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>>52826108
>not getting a macbook
>not building a pc
mistakes were made
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>>52826079
why are there snakes flying out of her head
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>>52826122
thanks lad
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>>52826121
FONT
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>>52826136
that's what black people's hair are made up of
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>>52826108
Why didn't you build a PC you stupid cunt?
>>
>>52826121
unfortunately for you, most women want sex to be over as soon as possible 90% of the time
>>
https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/680183808088522753

BITCH ASS NIGGA
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>>52826108
good choice i think besides no ssd
>>
>This test is now finished. You scored 89%.
umm i actually answered everything correctly?
>>
>>52826051
https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/679448036905455618
what the fuck
>>
>>52826165
lad
I don't need a pc
I need a laptop
>>
>>52826156
it's not about being a normie bud
I cum after about 5 minutes of masturbation but I couldnt didnt cum once in however many times my ex played with my dick or when I was humping her
>>
>>52826255
FONT
>>
>>52825827
>>52825923
who the f*ck is this lad
>>
>>52826255
FONT
>>
>>52826212
literally just watched that one haha

apparently the guy in bed stole the other guys jordans (shoes?)
>>
FUCK YOU KID
>>
>>52826086
yeah it was quite entertaining
>>
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LISICKIIIIII~
>>
>>52826287
times new roman
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>>52826185
tbf burger king is absolute shit
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>>52825869
Better quality desu
>>
better go to bed. night.
>>
>>52826279
that's reviewbrah lad
>>
>>52826288
https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/676223629038895104
>>
>>52826315
I just fucked my kev up, 1bh
>>
https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/676222206150619137

MY MUM
UGGGHHHHUUU
>>
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI
>>
>>52826288
nigga gon steal my js last thing a nigga ever gon steal ya hear me
>>
>>52826343
https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/676301775742312448

wtf were these cunts doing?
>>
>>52826389
Better tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBrvRziewWc
>>
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>>52826384
PUSSEO
>>
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just fuck my shit up lads
>>
>>52826337
What the fuck is wrong with him? I assumed he was a Brit for some reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBmj5sEeQpQ
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL1ovAYtKuQ
>>
>>52826452
FUCK OFF
he is literally the best guy alive
>>
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>>52826442
ditto
>>
so tired...

but on the other hand, i had a nice dinner
>>
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> THE QUEEN
> WILL
> W I L L
> DIE IN YOUR LIFETIME
>>
>>52826442
link?
>>
>>52826497
Hopefully soon
>>
>>52826507
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
>>
wanna fuck my lecturer 2bh

she's a speccy spanish milf with a nice bum

she gives me eye contact a lot and touched my arm once when we were talking

what do

t. abnormie
>>
>>52826480
You've clearly never met me then.

>>52826497
GET FUCKED YOU LITTLE RUNT

I'LL BREAK YOUR STUPID FUCKING FACE

GO
>>
>>52826395
>go on hit me bruh
>>
>>52826497

good fucking riddance to an evil tyrant
>>
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>>52826452
>What the fuck is wrong with him?

You should be asking what is wrong with yourself, brother
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It's winter and it's still t-shirt weather at midnight what is this
>>
>>52826522
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DISGUSTING YANK SUBHUMAN RAT
>>
>>52826550
wew she's a qt
>>
>>52826465
that's so fucking dumb

>yes we're all having a nice dinner but let me show you this trick with the wine bottle!
>>
>>52826491
Where is the "just wants to cuddle and browse dank memes"?
>>
pull up screaming BLAT
>>
>>52826565
Is it true Iran was 100% Zoroastrianist before the arabs came and forced islam on them?
>>
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scrobbling an album with only 15 listeners lads

>mfw
>>
>>52826550
kek

you can unironically get brain damage, end up in a coma, or die from smacking your head on the ground after getting knocked tf out.
>>
>>52826560
>The Queen is a tyrant

kek
>>
>>52826442
what you obsessed with lad?
>>
wish I didn't live so far away from the rest of the world
>>
>>52826395
>https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/676301775742312448
cold out
>>
>>52825015
>do the test with less than 15 seconds per question
>95%

ay lmao
>>
>>52826635
you are my world tbqh
>>
>>52826560
fuck off jez
>>
Any of you gorgeous lads played Endless Legend?

Worth buying?
>>
>>52826671
You're an endless legend
>>
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>>52826581
she looks a bit like dodger desu
>>
>>52826480
>>52826565
https://youtu.be/NMQnMatRBNo?t=3s

>AFTER DARK
what an absolute autist
>>
>>52826598
came from the gump, no forest
>>
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>>52826682
I know Amerikun :3
>>
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>>52826635
You're kinda close to me :D

t.Californian
>>
>>
>>52826688
wtf is that thing a dwarf
>>
>>52826688
love knee socks desu
>>
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>>52826694
>mistaking Young Thug for Migos
>>
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>>52826442
bit rare i find someone more fucked up than me lad
>>
>>52826690

Not the least bit funny
>>
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It's genuinely time to post Yuno
>>
>>52826710
it's a 14 hour flight, very expensive as well
>>
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20 year old dating a 16 year old.
AMA.
>>
>>52826750
FONT
>>
>>52826750
nonce
>>
>>52826750
how did you meet her

whats your favourite soup

will firmino live up to his price tag
>>
>>52826748
That's what you get for living in Middle Earth master Frodo
>>
>>52826734
they're all black
>>
>>52826750
how big is his penis
>>
my favourite soup is tomato
>>
>>52826713
Wow
>>
>>52826743
There's clearly something wrong with him
>>
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alright?

hope barbers are open today aha

any girls ITT? hav a bone that needs examinaning if you kno what I mean ;) ;)
>>
Having a nightmare, feeling anxious, very low mood, paranoid. Feel like no one wants to be around me. I hate life at the moment and cannot see a way out of this physical and psychological agony.
>>
>>52826818
cornwall
>>
Lads

There's a 1cm wide line going down my whole chin where my beard doesn't grow

Its like my beard was split by Moses or something

Is this normal?
>>
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>>52826818
might wanna get in quick la, all the lads will be after an absolutely mint fade in time for nye
>>
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Haha
>>
>>52826840
mentioned
>>
>>52826844
extremely normal yes
>>
>>52826831
me too
>>
>>52826844
no you freak
>>
>>52826831
iktf
>>
>>52826844
lmao joint he freakshow
>>
>>52826847
posting this on pintrest as we speak
>>
what's your favourite soap lads
>>
>>52826847
haha i always do this when i am drunk!
>>
do you think that there are abnormie girls?

i know /r9k/ has decided that all girls are normies, but i keep hope that i might find someone just as fucked up as me
>>
>>52826846
aha FUCk u right - utter nutter for doin it so late WAHEEYYY lol

but for real any GIRLS ITT

type 1111
>>
>>52826714
She's 4'10 and has a genuinely creepy thread in /wsg/
>>>/wsg/874463
>>
https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/675155266854330368

wtf did this bitch think would happen? That it would go perfectly? She must be slow in the head
>>
>>52826831
do you also over indulge in escapism?
>>
>>52826892
got a lavender and lemon soap atm
smells p good
>>
>>52826892
imperial leather
>>
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>>52826609
Mostly Zoroastrianism yes

There were a fair amount of Manicheans and Mazdakites (which were offshoots of Zoroastrianism) too. Also some Nestorian Christians I think

Afghanistan was majority Buddhist at the time too
>>
>>52826892
Old Spice Fiji
>>
>>52826903
i got mine done last week

proper mint fadeeee, got my daughter airekyah (pronounced erica) faded into my hair f@m
>>
>>52826892
Dove for men
>>
>>52826892
emmerdale
>>
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suck uour mums
>>
>>52826966
link pl0x
>>
>>52826892
Dead people dont use soap
>>
>>52826909
the videos on that page are so addictive lol
>>
>>52826966
FONT
>>
>>52826973
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
>>
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>>52826943
absolutely mint

going to be dog angry if i pass out on NYE n someone shave a dick into my sick fade ngl smfh

any GIRLS ITT?
>>
>>52826766
ty
>>52826780
comic con
tomato
idk
>>52826793
a she, I'm afraid
>>
>>52826892
that mint body wash that makes your genitals tingly once the cold air hits you as you leave the shower
>>
>>52826900
yes but they still have better social skills than abnormie men
>>
you see why i act like a narcissist
ITS BECAUSE OF YOU
THANK YOU
FOR MAKING ME WANT TO KILL YOU
>>
https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/674332867145658369

S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E
>>
>>52827028
and now /myheartsat120/
>>
So, let me start by saying that I have done LSD quite a bit before this bad experience, - including trip alone on higher doses. Basically, a month ago I tripped by myself at my house on 2 tabs of very potent LSD. while tripping, I lost all control over what went through my head, I was basically thinking in random, and i mean very random, noises, from a language that is not human.

Not only that, but at the time I was 100% convinced that I was being attacked by an entity that visited me during my trance. It was evil, pure evil, and I remember that I closed my eyes and saw an ocean of fractals surrounding two evil pitch black eyes.

I was starting to freak out and send myself into a bad trip, and because I was alone I became very scared. I was laying down cuddling my cat, when I opened my eyes and looked over into the eyes of my cat. The lights were off, and in hindsight I now know that cat eyes when in the dark become almost completely black, so it's a natural thing. But at the time I added two and two together, and became convinced that cat was possessed, or was acting as a conduit for the evil spirit.

I just changed rooms and removed the cat from myself. I sat back down, but for 3 hours until I came down, I could barely control what I was thinking because the alien language was forcing out everything else. For the next few days I was convinced by extension that my cat herself was evil, and avoided her
>>
>>52827028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
>>
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>>52826953
>>
>>52827028
AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER
>>
>have to get up at 7:30 tomorrow

Should be asleep desu
>>
>>52827063
Theyre coming for u
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI750ebLVbs
tune
>>
>>52827000
JUST
>>
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wahey lads
>>
>>52827063
why the fuck are you reading shit from bluelight you degenerate, that website is literally plagued with misinformation and parroted by dumb cunts.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll9nfNlDLII
>>
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got 1.5k in the bank lads
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1PCW0C1aiM

remember when this song first came out my mate ironically said it was probably the best song ever made
>>
stop posting these meme results and start posting 30 second fights.
>>
I vap
>>
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>>52827000
FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>
wew
>>
thinking of growing a pedo stashe
>>
>>52827063
Honestly you should always have a bowl packed to smoke while trippin'. Sucks that you had a bad trip, just always remember lad. Its just the acid.
>>
>>52827158
FONT
what are you even doing here?
>>
>>52827158
fuck off back to facebook normie cunt
>>
>>52827158
good lad
>>
no Tennessee but the chain on my neck is a T
>>
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>>52827135
£27k here
>>
>>52827177
>>52827185
:-)

>>52827192
ty x
>>
>>52827206
I put that crack in my crack
>>
>>52826937
Good lad. Zoroastrianism is a top religion 2bh.
>>
>>52827210
student loan company?
>>
another one
>>
>>52827234
No, I never went to uni
>>
>>52827172
cannabis greatly intensifies the trip for most people, it's definitely not a good idea to smoke half way through a bad trip (for most people).
>>
hmmm
>>
who /hiphop/ here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7qRMP3vE9M
>>
>>52827304
FONT
>>
>>52827304
use cmd shift 4 mong
>>
>>52827135
4k here haha
>>
Where can I get viagra?
>>
>>52827304
ADHD: The Screenshot.
>>
>>52827304
im starting to think i may be bipolar
>>
>>52827304
FONT
>>
>>52827304
Fuck off Raf
>>
>>52827333
haha look at me le rich good looking normie with gchq internship and 60k job in america

fuck off
you would be nothing without rich parents and the connections they bring
>>
>>52827341
>avoidant

yeah pal, i'm defiantly after all the attention i can get
>>
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haha
>>
>>52827308
saved
>>
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>>52827273
True, I just no longer get a paranoid feeling from bud though. Been smoking for 7 years on and off.

>>52827000
Guess I can be a bit of a vain ass sometimes.
>>
>>52827364
parents aren't rich and have no connections haha, they do shitty jobs

i'm not good looking either desu, fairly average
>>
>>52827232
Prefer Manichaeism desu seems like a more peaceful reformed version of Zoroastrianism. Mazdakism on the other hand is literally communism and orgies

>>52827308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54SeM9NAd-s
>>
>>52827369
That's not what ADHD is about, people with ADHD can't focus on one thing for an extended period hence constantly flicking through tabs and whilst watching TV.
>>
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charles
>>
uh
>>
>>52827398
>shagged at least 10 girls
>not good looking

fuck off
>my dad only earns £50k we're not rich I swear!
>>
interesting
>>
>>52827382
FONYT
>>
>>52827346
Literally diagnosed with bipolar
>>
>>52827404
i've know and have a mate with ADHD and they dont stfu

im pretty sure youre thinking of ADD
>>
just found out i don't have to go out today after all

gonna do a big sleep now
>>
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AGDQ next week lads

comfy as fuark
>>
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>>52827431
>>
>>52827440
ive not been but then i only went to the doc once about depression and it was only a 15 minute convo
>>
>>52827453
hasn't been good in years
>>
>>52827427
if you insist i'm good looking then sure i'll take it, but i'm really not
it isn't too difficult to do so in clubs when drunk

he also doesn't earn anywhere near 50k
>>
>>52827441
>ADD
yee you're right but the difference between the two is adhd people get really hyper when their attention sways and ADD people get really lethargic when their attention sways
>>
>>52827485
>it isn't too difficult to do so in clubs when drunk

t. good looking normie
>JUST B URSELF XD
just fuck off already. you don't belong here
>>
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>>52827431
>le epic anti-feminism may-may xDDD
>>
>>52827000
>If you answered yes to the previous question, do you tend to have these suicidal thoughts during and after a break-up with someone?

Even crazy people are normies
>>
>>52827502
``no"
>>
>>52827453
GDQ's have been 'no fun allowed' for a while now
ESA is still good, for now
>>
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>>52827485
>it isn't too difficult to do so in clubs when drunk
>>
Anyone tried ETH-LAD or ALD-52?
>>
New

>>52827501
>>52827501
>>52827501
>>52827501
>>
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>>52827521
yes
only person who enjoys your endless bragging posts is """sersh""", another normie twat who should leave or off himself
>>
https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/671443127513780224

#BlackLivesMatter
>>
>>52827427
how the fuck is £50k for a household rich lol

middle class at a stretch
>>
>>52827798
Maybe he's northern.
>>
>>52827798
my household income is £14k
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