my burning blade will sear your flesh from your bones edition
maisie
charles~
https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/671443127513780224
>#BlackLivesMatter
had a gander at ate chan britfeel and even the giga mega turbo autists there are telling ribena to fuck off lol
if ur interested it sounds like his family is getting sick of him and he might be kicked out soon
>>52827441
>>52827404
in simple terms
ADD = cant focus on things
ADHD = that plus cant sit still, fidgety n energetic, mongy mannerisms/habits
t. have adhd
>>52827453
fat jew ran away with money n its turned to shit
i used to enjoy watching greasy autists in zelda costumes playing video games and making awful jokes but its going to be shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQfUYwrLFFo
>it isn't too difficult to do so in clubs when drunk
this 2bh
i'm not very good looking but the first time i really went out drinking at a club, some massive qt was all over me lmao
didn't fug her tho hahaha
where do you live, /brit/?
>>52827621
he's gonna end up shooting up something soon
>>52827622
Nice video pham gonna watch this
>>52827616
>Growing up in America
Seems like hell 2bh
>>52827626
ur probably at least a 6/10
girls DO NOT just come up to ugly lads
>>52827626
FONT
>be me
>do a poo
>mfw
>>52827626
feels good to be average looking :-)
SOMEBODY COME GET HER
SHE'S DANCING LIKE A STRIPPER
>tfw absolute madman
I'm currently downloading all the 00's alternative and nu-metal that I could've sworn was gay but now find nostalgic.
Interesting.
hello my friends
I will observe your posts
i dont get half the FONTs i deserve imo
How does this make you feel?
>>52827649
ugly girls do
https://telegram.me/joinchat/CFnQZwOhFSBzeIwSe12OZg
/INT/ GROUP JOIN NOW ANS HAVE TIME OF YOUR LIFEE
https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6kW5vBbkM5dMSS-RZz
>>52827636
look on thailads map
>>52827648
aye, and that looks like a decent suburb as well, imagine what the ghetto kids must be like...
is she cute
or is she cute?
>>52827696
t. clueless normie
>>52827713
no
have you ever been to a club
>>52827649
yeah idk i'm not good looking at all, and my friends were telling me the girl was like a 7.5-8/10 hahah
i dont remember her face that well 2bh
>>52827724
yes
>>52827706
>arms too fat
>can't see hips
>can't see ribs
She should lose like 30lbs desu.
>>52827706
bit slaggy
>>52827690
i don't get half the FONTs half as much as i should like; and i get less than half of them half as well as i deserve
>>52827741
do u have a good personality
>>52827706
She isn't cute she is a slag
>>52827744
did you have fun
I really don't think I'm that bad, I wish there was a scale rather than yes/no
>>52827701
holy shit i laughed hard at this
ty based kev
>>52827749
>can't see ribs
what the fuck
>can't see hips
sorry mayne
Things never change for me. Whether or not I am on drugs, my life doesnt change. Drugs or not, i am a lonely loser with no life. Life hurts a lot. I dont ever feel good. I dont see anything good about myself. Noone sees anything in me, I dont matter to anyone. It hurts. I am so sad. I go through life being unloved. I get to watch everyone else/life pass me by and it hurts. I dont do anything for fun. I cant. I dont have anyone to do anything with. Noone cares about me. I feel so trapped. Theres no way out. Sometimes i just wish i had died from using. Sometimes i think about shooting myself. I guess i am not destined to ever be happy, nornal, liked, appreciated, etc.
>>52827741
FONT
>>52827764
no
>>52827765
>>52827792
were you drunk enough
wanna put my bits on charlis bits
>>52827760
personality doesnt mean shit in a club unless you're literally like johnny carson personality level or some shit
https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/671443127513780224
This has made me lose hope in America
Literally everyone is fucking trash from WURL STARR
>>52827701
Gold, pure gold
>bit cold out
What did he mean by this?
Tryna invent a new gimmick got me like
>>52827765
Some of the questions don't affect the results much
>Do you have trouble concentrating on one task for a long period of time? No
>you often struggle to concentrate on one task for long periods of time
>>52827815
what? don't you talk to people at the club?
t. person that's never been to a club
>>52827781
Ew now that I see it moving its just not appealing at all.
Caked in make-up or non-white, either way fuck that.
The jannyin /r9k/ was on a mad one earlier aha. Fucking hotpocket
P-perfectly sane haha
>>52827846
>>52827809
yes
nobody approaches ugly people. you have won the lottery of life and tell those who haven't to just be themselves, disgusts me 2bh
>>52827701
>>52827832
https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6kX_te8OoBNWIuYlkm
>>52827846
get taste filthy animal
>>52827845
yeah but if you're not good looking, you have to be an absolute beast personality wise to keep their attention.
like a sheerly average guy will struggle picking up girls he doesn't know in a club 2bh.
>>52827869
>2 lows
FONT
>>52827832
>>52827896
I got the 2 lows on the things that make people normie mate, histronics crave attention and narcissitics love themselves
>>52827883
if i posted a picture of myself (which i'm not going to do), i doubt you'd consider me good looking
>>52827889
>like a sheerly average guy will struggle picking up girls he doesn't know in a club 2bh
why do people go then, it mustn't be /that/ hard?
>>52827825
>trash
fuck off yank
>>52827701
qeq
>>52827701
Is this a virus?
>>52827937
>shagged 10 girls
>not good looking
get it through your thick skull mate
>>52827888
I already do and not for swarthy bitches with a nigger's ass.
I like petite and naturally skinny girls.
>>52827781
I'd definitely do some sex up her, if you know what I mean
>>52827955
no
its funny watch it
>>52827937
>shagged people
>says he's not attractive
>>52827955
yes
>>52827958
>>52827981
most of those girls were fairly average as well desu
>>52827946
because you can have fun with m8s and you can get girls if you know them and shit.
the whole one night stand picking up a random thing is actually nowhere near as common as getting hammered and taking home a girl you know.
>>52827988
how are you still not getting it
>>52827883
Are you ugly?
essex in the cupboard
>>52827959
someone quote this with a fedora please thx in advance xx
Boys where should I go on vacation in England ?
I'm thinking Liverpool
>know this lad from yorkshire
>he's the most dour, bitter, harsh and vain person i know
>24 but acts like he's 50
>right wing in the extreme
>he is literally a farmer
>doesn't say a lot
>intelligent but blunt
>for some reason, has dozens of girls going after him and they are all at least 7/10
>they fall over themselves to be around him
Don't get it
>>52828014
it's cause he's an ordinary yorkshire lad
>>52828014
I know it's a meme, but girls really do go for the arseholes
>>52828014
it's the accent
non-whites should all be enslaved
Redditor here. The only soft drink i consume is Mountain Dew thank you very much. My mom is a nurse so i managed to take a giant I.V. from the hospital and fill it up with that delicious beverage so i never have to move. After that I get a big bag of doritos and crush them up to make a fine powder. If any lovely m'ladys want to take a sip you can meet me in the reddit gold lounge. tips fedora
-Zanzabar Jenkins, Reddit gold user, Fedora Extraordinaire.
>>52827672
>tfw no gf
>>52828004
average girls will go for average guys because they know they can't pull the good looking guys
ugly girls will go for ugly guys, etc. although they may not be out in clubs as much
couples you see when you're out during the day are pretty much always a similar level of attractiveness as each other
>Disorder | Rating
>Paranoid | Moderate
>Schizoid | Moderate
>Schizotypal | Moderate
>Antisocial | Moderate
>Borderline | High
>Histrionic | Moderate
>Narcissistic | High
>Avoidant | High
>Dependent | Low
>Obsessive-Compulsive | Moderate
Not too bad is it? Test was a bit too normie though.
woke up at 6pm again
not quite tired yet
genuinely dont know what the rest of the day ill do
just see how it goes
>>52828046
He isn't an arsehole though, really. He's just about fifty years out of date.
>>52827647
hoped u liked it x
Name me your fav porno
Need to wank
>>52827988
10 is fair crack. between the girls i've been with and the girls i basically could have fucked but either pussied out or just didn't go over and do it, i sit at about 12 2bh
>>52828010
>vacation
Fuck off yank.
>>52827993
oh... right
>>52828081
nope
nobody goes for ugly guys
![1388339958594[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/U01vmZk.jpg "1388339958594[1].jpg")
>I like petite and naturally skinny girls.
>>52828094
>porno
>>52828102
it's also a fairly low number compared to the amount of times i've been out as well
>>52828119
if you say so
>>52828046
It's not so much they go for assholes, they go for people with loads of confidence.
>>52828082
>>Histrionic | Moderate
>>Narcissistic | High
Normie.
>>52828108
go out sometime la
what city u in
It's just a video.
http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=X9sVqKFkjiY
waheyy
>>52828046
I learned early on that if let a woman's opinion weigh on you then you are nothing in their eyes.
Just literally have to NOT give a fuck. Like load up on klonopin and pop 2 and watch the bitches panties just drop.
>>52828087
Lad the memes are true you know
Girls love attractive cunts
>>52828119
obviously not if the ugly guy is actively avoiding putting effort into going out
>>52828119
Have you not seen the outside world? Full of ugly cunts walking around with their ugly partners.
>>52828138
So am I an ultra normie?
spooky desu
>>52828119
How do you know you're ugly if you've never made an attempt at a woman? You could be a 6/10 for all you know
>>52828014
Mate, I'm pretty much that guy, minus the quiet part and the farmer part except I'm a complete scrote and still had girls ask me out or ask me to stay over at theirs or go skinny dipping and shit. Women are easy once you get past introductions.
>>52828186
link senpai
>>52828094
Sinful asians 3. God I want to wank but my designated fap day is next week.
>>52828094
BABE MONICA SWEETHEART GETS AN ANAL POV
>>52828119
girls going for ugly guys =/= girls getting with ugly guys.
if you're ugly, girls won't trip over themselves to fuck you. so you have to put some work in. you still have a decent shot. you're thinking more about situations where you literally have to do no work and girls just approach you for a root, which doesn't happen to most guys lmao.
ngl I just read the symptoms of avoidant & borderline and literally ALL of the symptoms apply to me
Spoopy
>>52828186
FOYNT
>>52828214
good lad
>>52828149
>>52828186
>>52828217
>>52828236
FONT
>>52828199
>How do you know you're ugly
because I have eyes that work?
i saw this video on pornhub years n years ago
>>52828214
absolute nutter
thankyou much love goodnight
>>52828186
What site do you do this on again?
Interesting lecture about LSD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeWTMUyPdXw
>>52828255
>because I have eyes that work?
Yeah but if you have low confidence you are obviously going to see yourself as ugly.
Have you ever approached a girl?
>>52828138
What makes me normie?
>>52828222
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
>>52828107
holidays* then you cunt
I wanna go inside your mother on HOLIDAY
>>52828279
Narcissistic
>>52828276
have you seen the video of the MK ULTRA experiment where they dose the shit out of this housewife on LSD and she trips absolute balls hahaha
>>52828255
your opinion doesnt mean cock if youve had no relationships to back it up and thinking ur that ugly n getting this worked up about it means you have an anxious girl level of confidence issues which is going to be more of a problem than how you look if you do want to get a gf and stop wallowing in your own selfish misery
>>52828277
people often point and laugh at me in public because of my appearance
>>52828277
Spoiler: You judge yourself more kindly than anyone on Earth will. It's hardwired to go easy on yourself. People that rate themselves as ugly, are probably even uglier than they realise.
Gonna go to the shops with my mummy to buy some speakers
>>52828334
Seriously? Cunts. Sorry lad
>>52828188
I wondered what moot was up to these days
>>52828279
>high narcissism
You can't not be a normie and have good self esteem senpai, you have to have no confidence and hate yourself to truly be abnormal
>>52828371
test scored me high on narcissism and I can't even look in a mirror 2bh
>>52828317
My narcissism's off the charts tbqh. Even normies that take 50 selfies on a night out consider me the most arrogant person they know.
>>52828277
confidence is a weird thing.
i know i'm pretty fucking ugly, but people still approach me all the time in the street and ask for help/directions/take photos for them with landscapes behind them etc. really fucking weird
>>52828334
not tryna be a cunt but do you cross dress in public as well?
thats why if you do
laa
laaaaa
LAAAAAAAA
anyone here watched under the skin?
>>52828334
unless your going out in neon tutus with ur dick hanging out youd have to be a literal elephant man or have godawful posture or be like crabwalking or have a fat monobrow or be staring at random people or something to get a public reaction unless you live by proper judgemental snakes
a lot of ur problems may well be rooted in ur own decisions and lifestyle choices rather than "i was born ugly so nobody wants to be my friend"
LAAAAAA
laaaaaa
Laa
who /insane/ here
doing a gobstopper gobbler
>>52828389
Means you're also kind of a douche desu.
ive never had sex and all going well never will
ISIS now control territory in Afghan.
>>52828443
>fullstop at the end
wew
this niggas going in.
cali's got no chill anymore.
baka.
>>52828371
It's not my appearance that I'm narcissistic about. I know I'm like an ironed scrotum and I loathe everything about my face and body. It's the brains that I get arrogant about and the ability to perform certain tasks. I'm an elitist without anything to be elitist about.
>ITT good looking people telling ugly people that if they just put a little effort in, they would instantly have 10/10s flying at them
Just fucking kill yourselves
Its natural for people to ignore and avoid ugly people
Its human nature
>>52828334
well memed post pic
>>52828334
Wish we could be uggos together desu x ;_;
>>52828435
my posture is bad and my proportions are totally fucked. nothing much I can do about that. face is also ugly too
>>52828411
no
I dress normally
>>52828470
>wah wah stop giving me advice I want to wallow in my own despair!
>52828470
Fuck off uggo
>>52828435
Not him but I get dirty looks from women just walking down the street.
That and my female friend saying I look ugly is why I am posting on 4chan at 02:00 and never had anyone care about me.
C'est la vie.
>>52828401
Just means you look like a fucking pussy. They know you won't nick the camera because you look like a poncey little faggot that would apologise for hurting soneone's knuckles if they punched you too hard.
t. in the same boat
>>52828470
>10/10s
no
>>52828443
scored high on almost everything tbf
>>52828471
don't have any pics of my face 2bh
>>52828501
>just b urself
>>52828459
>ISIS
Oh, are they still relevant?
Let's be honest, has ISIS ever been a real threat? Pisses me off that everybody's so scared of them, I give them 10 years max before the whole organisation splits up into different groups, that is if they aren't completely destroyed by every 1st world country before then.
>>52828470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYU-8IFcDPw
Here's you're customary edgy post theme.
>>52827584
If people published posts like this with their personal info to the nignogs they defend, they'd get constantly raped and stop posting their shit.
Or even better, kill themselves.
>>52828334
you probably shouldn't dress as a girl when you go out
>>52828519
it means that they don't think you'll steal their shit (ie you're white and don't look shady)
>>52828470
They are just shitposting anon. they know that the incels that post in /brit/ are both lonely and insecure about their looks. Pretending to be good looking who is pretending they aren't while talking about how easy it is to get women is the perfect bait.
>>52828519
yeah idk bit weird ay
>>52828546
ONE THING
>>52828545
>>52828545
>Let's be honest, has ISIS ever been a real threat?
If they get near the strait of hormutz say goodbye to cheap oill
The LSD state is the real reality. "Normal" reality is a facade, a nothing.
>>52828462
this isnt the nice girl this is the drug addicted man who doesnt like charlis bum
>>52828470
>self conscious spackers are this delusional
simplifying reasonable arguments down to "just be yourself and you'll pull taylor swift" to make other people look bad in favour of your own pathetic narrative is fucking ridic and proves youre just out for pity
>>52828496
unless you goosestep and swing your arms in circles i refuse to believe you're that much of a genetic fuckup
>>52828531
if people actually laugh at you youre either deformed or you make absolutely no effort to look any way presentable
probably the second, in which case its your own fault
Reminder that your life is judged by your looks
If you're ugly, you're in for a slow, boring, miserable ride where people avoid you
If you're attractive, life will be easier, you'll have more opportunities, you're generally more likeable
You literally CANNOT prove me wrong
might do a poo not even gonna lie
Not bad, think OCD should be low though.
Lads just think about the word "/brit/"
mental
>>52828577
>DUDE DRUGS LMAO
Off yourself
>>52828577
Delusional. Seek help.
Is the manipulation question trying to work out if you're a manipulator or if you're a good manipulator? I know I manipulate people. I wank over it tbqh, but nobody knows I'm doing it to them, so they never accuse me. I technically pass the question but I'm not sure I'm supposed to.
on coke desu lads
>>52828585
>probably the second, in which case its your own fault
nah I keep clean and shave daily and all that, i'm not retarded
>>52828587
Just be yourself bro! Just like, talk to girls and stuff, there is someone for everyone.
Up on Cripple Creek
She sends me
If I spring a leak
She mends me
I don't have to speak
She defends me
A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY ANONS
I THINK YOU SHOULD SAY SOMETHING!
>>52828577
Once had a trip so severe that I legitimately believed that for a few days
>>52828511
>friend
normal fuck
>>52828629
Post a pic, what have you got to lose, blank out your eyes.
I wanna be immortal
like a god in the sky
i wanna be a silk flower
like I'm never gonna die
>>52828580
Here's your (you).
JUST B URSELF MAN
UR UGLY? LOL NO PROBLEM BRO. JUST B URSELF
>>52828629
there is literally no way people fucking point and laugh at somebody who isnt deformed or a complete mess
look at sersh, he put a bit of effort into putting himself out there and gaining a bit of confidence and now he is well under way to getting his qt work gf
can't expect anyone to come to you if you're always sat in your room and make no effort at all desu
>>52828648
go to bed
>>52828662
don't have any pics
>>52828613
>>52828614
Pussy detected. Stay in the tiny cultural and psychological box they've constructed for you, sheep. Good little footsoldier for mass consumerism and anti-intellectualism.
>>52828630
>there is someone for everyone
Biggest lie of the century right here haha
Doing an edgy post
>>52828678
isnt he jacked as fuck though
>>52828566
Except I'm not pretending.
I'm fuckin' so delectable!
>>52828587
This is scientifically accurate.
>>52828648
happy birthday x
>>52828562
A black guy asked me for directions last week and I'm 6'6" 245lbs and hiding under my hood while appearing to talk to myself (I was singing low enough for it to seem lip syncy) in a dark alley. I wouldn't have approached me.
>>52828678
he already had gfs in the past because he's a good looking normie
literally living life on easy mode, he just chose to be NEET instead of using what he has
>Stay in the tiny cultural and psychological box they've constructed for you, sheep. Good little footsoldier for mass consumerism and anti-intellectualism.
IMPORTANT QUESTION
Am I ugly if girls call me cute? Never had a gf or anything, but ever since I was 13 girls always tell me I'm cute and hug me and shit. I always assumed it was a bad thing, but I don't know. I mean if I was ugly would girls want to hug me? But "cute" doesn't seem like much of a compliment either desu
>>52828648
Happy Birthday, what age?
>>52828617
Fedora
>>52828688
Literally been taking psychedelics for 6 years. Nothing special about them, you sound like a 16 year old
to the niggas who know what i look like am i ugly?
>>52827584
hope she gets raped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgiRY0rYuu4
>tfw ywn be a travelling scottish bard
>tfw 24 next year and its becoming even more rare to get a qt virgin 18 yo gf
>>52828720
FONT
>>52828683
Got skype m8?
>>52828720
They think u are gay and they want u to be their token gay friend
ITS ABOUT HOW HARD YOU CAN GET HIT AND KEEP MOVIN' FORWARD
>>52828709
Left isn't even that ugly
>>52828673
i deserve more...
>>52828648
have a good 1 xxx
>>52828678
>>52828703
hes a good success story tbqh
what was it
4 years of being a neet or something
then he gets a shitty job out of nowhere n chats his coworker up
doesnt even drink alcohol
dont think hes gone gym in ages either cos it was too full of people bless him
see he's a bit weird too but hes not a mong who wallows in self pity so he doesnt irritate me so much
>>52828708
You're a yank so nobody here considers you human.
>>52828732
>Fedora
excuse me?
the only green pilled black man in america
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukL1SUj3iHU
>>52828648
happy birthday anon! !
Lads do you ever see a picture of someone who's doing extremely successful on normiebook and you fucking hate them for it? And even you worse you know you hate them for nothing more than sheer jealousy. It's fucking horrible.
>>52828587
what happens if you have been given every job you have ever interviewed for, even when you were vastly underqualified for the position?
cushty
>>52828683
Good lad. Haven't been in a picture since I was 11 except for one in which I held a hat over my face.
>>52828756
I can't even look in a mirror why do you think I want to show you how ugly I am
>>52828770
he's always been a normie. and he's a horrible person
>>52828648
ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH
going to watch a load of James Dean movies tomorrow so I start acting like him at the NYE party and when I approach girls I'll tip my cowboy hat at them awkwardly then I'll lean in the corner with my legs crossed twirling a lasso with the hat down over my eyes and if I girl comes near my I'll lasso her to me from her friends and have her kiss me
>>52828747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSoxa8XpJ84
>>52828784
WHAT WE DO IN LIFE
ECHOES IN ETERNITY
>>52828784
>normiebook
What do you take me for? Some kind of fucking normie?
>>52828720
I don't know about you but, "cute" has gotten me laid on all occasions.
Not like faggy shit, but I am 22 and still look 16-17. So maybe its just me.
>>52828747
>The Corries
god tier music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWkv_J9wRmg
>>52828784
i dont hate them, i hate myself for being too much of a pussy to try and do it for myself
>>52828784
Nah not really, m8
Russell Howard is on. Guess what he's talking about?
>>52828805
>I can't even look in a mirror why do you think I want to show you how ugly I am
Nah just wanna be your friend desu
>I am 22 and still look 16-17
iktfb
anyway, i'm going to bed (by which i mean i'll still be posting on my phone until 6am)
good night x
>>52828817
should watch James Deen movies instead, will probably be more successful
>>52828863
Nighty pal
>>52828817
Let us know how that works out for you
>>52828837
>>52828859
my brothers
Lads does your phone ever do this thing where it crashes and reboots because you accidentally opened the front facing camera and the camera saw how ugly you were and almost fucking exploded?
Happens to me all the time
>>52828859
spend more time in the sun. Sun light ages you
>>52828805
hes a good lad as far as im concerned but a bit of a sexual animal whom i dont trust with pictures of me
was your own fault for wiring your willy over to him desu and apart from that i dont think ive ever seen a bad side of him
>>52828863
very good
>Stay in the tiny cultural and psychological box they've constructed for you, sheep. Good little footsoldier for mass consumerism and anti-intellectualism.
I don't even have a fedora for this one
>>52828766
You know what you're probably right
>in science with some qt who always used to sit next to me and hug me
>she bends over directly in front of me to pick up a something
>one of her friends says "haha anon got a good look at your arse then"
>then she just turned around and said "shut up anons not like the other lads"
Always wondered what she meant by that, never crossed my mind that she was implying I was gay. Just fuck me up senpai.
>>52828709
>>52828769
I was under the assumption that wide faces are generally less attractive.
If I were gay, I'd like right more tho.
