kev edition
kstew
anime
I wish there was a list of every film I've ever watched
That would be amazing
I will vanquish the dark with enlightenment
>>52829701
KEV YOU'RE A TWAT, A BEAST A MONTER
Muslims will literally breed their way to victory in the UK and the EU, I hate Muslims so much.
>>52830051
If we stop them coming over they'll naturalise and lose the 'FUCK I GOTTA PUMP OUT BABBYS SO I HAVE ONE ALIVE BEFORE I DIE' meme
MUSTER THE ROHIRRIM
would you
a. cuddle her
b. fuck her
>tfw you get your finger caught in a car door
is there a worse pain? it was pissing it down and my finger slipped on the wet door and got slammed on.. my god
>page 2
wtfm8
>tfw fucked up my thumb bad
>didn't bother doing anything about it
>never healed properly
>can't do pushups
help lads
>>52831120
>when she tells you she loves you
>only get this scene if you stay with her from ME1
>>52831155
FORTH EORLINGAS
scottish transfreak
>>52831204
Got arthritis on my left hand because I used to get boxer fractures all the time and never go to the hospital about them
>>52831204
dont need ur thumbs to do push ups, you must be a weakling
>>52831199
c is marry
congrats your wifes a slag
The lads won't invite me to the group chat. Or invite me to a new years session they're having. Starting to doubt if they're my friends at all and just use me all the time.
>tfw truly bily no mates
Will proceed to numb the pain with alcohol and sugar
real nigga hours
>the faggot obsessed with scotland is back
how do you know if a girl wants to be your gf?
why is she so perfect lads
>>52831235
me on the left
>>52831204
BUT JOHNNY I HARDLY KNEW YA!
ash more like trash
>>52831204
get push up stands
>have only had sex 5 times in my life
>only came 3 of those times
>all with the same woman
oli @moonprxnce 7h7 hours ago
I hope that one day all the mysoginists in the world bang their heads and forget that they think that women are there to be objectified
>>52831199
bit gay la
>>52831294
FONT
>>52831285
ugly tranny slut
Just tried to torrent something and ended up getting a load of viruses on my pc
>tfw when a girl touches your chest
Literally the manliest feel in the world
>why hello there.
>oh, didn't i mention? i'm from the united states of america?
>>52831293
what am i watching
>>52831294
Abnormie freak kill yourself
>>52831331
>tfw pectus excavatum
wish i were dead desu
>>52831338
Nogwarts
>>52831333
So am I haha
http://sissydonna.tumblr.com/post/136223129601/sevenstarspanty-%E5%89%8D%E7%AB%8B%E7%B7%9A%E8%B2%AC%E3%82%81%E3%81%A7%E5%B0%84%E7%B2%BE%E3%81%95%E3%82%8C%E3%81%9F%E3%81%AD-where-boys-will
very good
>>52831331
>not when she rests her head on your chest
me on the left
>>52831338
Nigs in their natural habitat.
>>52831317
Absolute classic
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=f38_1427830234
What's your opinion on this video? I posted it earlier and everybody said it was mean, I personally thought it was funny
Here's the premise because the videos quite long
>guy pretending to be twitch support
>kid asks him for help
>the kids gives him all his details because he thinks his from twitch support
>the guy hacks all his accounts
>guy tells him to fix his account he needs to put butter on his laptop, put his laptop in the oven, put his battery in the microwave, brick his Xbox and finally microwave his PCs HDD
>the dumb kid actually does it all
>streams the whole thing live on the kids hacked twitch axcount
>>52831331
>tfw she arches her back as you go balls deep
>>52831374
what are they shooting? looks like fun
>>52831374
>>>/texas/
>>>/florida/
>>>/alabama/
>>>/mississippi/
>>52831331
>when she hit the nae nae like succ succ
>>52831392
banter
>>52831392
Tldr
>All those engineering degrees? Worthless. I'll be laughing to the bank with my Sociology degree when those losers are working at McDonalds
>>52831401
I've spent 5 years in 310. I've been to north Florida and south-east Texas, and driven through the entire south US. San Diego to Tallahassee.
Niggers are niggers. Black people are fine.
>>52831429
2bh with this surge in SJWism, sociology degrees would probably get you a job quicker these day.
>>52831392
>Talking about how the kid hasn't gone through puberty and when he will start
>>52831395
Fire works. Really dangerous really unless you dress up like a ninja and don't have to worry about property damage (unlike in the hood).
lads
JUST SAW A RAT IN MY SITTING ROOM LADS HELP WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
I have never felt as empty as I feel today
Even when the moment's beauty fades in and away.
That's all it is. A moment.
And the images creep back into the forefront of my brain
From picking up the pieces of unearthing devotion. Re-energizing dead feelings.
I can see the flowers growing out of your mouth
while the cancer in your brain begs to get out.
And i'll try to understand (your) pain again
by laying my body on the fire
by accepting myself as the enemy
It doesn't take much to recognize that these leeches aren't my friends
and it gets harder when everything goes through a formula filter (your head)
Erase the ones I love the most so I can bleed in peace.
Relieve the poison from my tongue.
Embrace a reverie.
Really want a gf lads
>>52831487
Just be yourself
>>52831479
Hit em with the chopper that's the rat trap
>>52831455
You should go back
>>52831498
I am myself and I don't have a gf
>>52831479
get a cat
>>52831477
i want to do this
>>52831392
yea thats mean
>>52831478
>triggers
>pictures of alcohol
Can't stop laughing
>>52831487
Bethfu <3
>>52831487
JUST B URSLF BRO
DOESNT MATTER IF UR UGLY BRO.
JUST SPEAK TO WOMEN BRO
TRUST ME ULL GET A 10/10 IN NO TIME BRO DONT WORRY COOL BRO SEE U LATER BRO B URSELF MAN
>>52831499
>>52831513
I'm literally trapped on my couch lad what the fuck can I do right now
>>52831479
It's probably a mouse
>>52831499
J U I C Y
>>52831537
Whatever it is I don't like it
It's black/dark so it's probably a rat
Sounds like it's fairly windy outside, lads. Feeling pretty comfy right now.
good edition
>>52831533
Stop being a pussy it's only a fucking rat, they're cute as fuck desu. Leave it a bit of food on a small plate on the floor :3
>>52831479
>JUST SAW A RAT
Are you a literal fucking woman
I do not know one man scared of rats
Why the fuck would you be scared of rats? Is that even fucking possible?
I am a literal DYEL melt that struggles to pick up shopping bags , I will literally pick up that rat and throw it out of the fucking window
>He thinks "be yourself" is bad advice
>He thinks he will ever find try happiness pretending to be something he's not
>He thinks this much about what standards other people hold him to
This is why you are a friendless, beta fuck.
>>52831573
Literally thought my house was going to rip apart with how hard it was blowing last night. It was still comfy though, I enjoyed it
>>52831586
https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6kW5vBbkM5dMSS-RZz
>>52831502
So was that a no on driving down the PCH with me? Maybe hit up the Santa Monica ferris wheel and dinner at Neptune's Net?
>>52831590
Fuck off you weird cunt
>>52831594
Fuck off you spastic the things are quick and shit
My father is afraid of them and he's a 'ard cunt so it probably comes from that
>>52831586
i really like the persisting themes and teetering sense of kev's morality in this video, thanks
>made fun of a self harmer with the lads when I was 9
>ended up being a self harmer at 16
Haha just fuck my shit up senpai, I think this is what they call "karma"
>>52831600
It's bad advice because it doesn't mean anything
I already am myself I was never trying to be anyone else
>>52831499
find em in that trash bag off the interstate
>>52831632
i would heem your dad in about 17 seconds
>>52831611
That's why we use bricks in our country
>>52831656
Fuck off you soft fool
>>52831331
>tfw my "chest" is skin and bone
fuck.
>>52831594
not him but they tend to be aggressive and weirs disease
i seen a rat the size of a cat before
also there's gonna be a fuck load of spiders next summer jdisma -_-
>>52831620
lmao
>>52831644
What happened to your lads
Dw lads bought some rollies and rolled over the dart! We're back in business
>>52831631
dunno, graduate from a pretentious university and do something with your life besides smoking weed
>>52831687
>tfw my chest is ribs
kek
i really need to eat
not that guy but who is actually scared of rats lmao
>>52831699
you have small thumbs desu
>tfw every time you watch hardcore porn youre just conditioning yourself to being cucked because youre watching a guy fuck a girl
The jews did this
The /qa/ Drinking game
>get your favorite liquor and a shotglass
>click a thread.
>count the number of posts before the first mention of reddit is made. take a shot for each post before that
>take a shot everytime you see the word reddit
>take a shot anytime there is a thread claming a boards been invaded by sjw's
>take a shot when someone says to delete /pol/
>>52831699
i dont get it
>>52831678
;_;
Okay
For what it's worth nobody knows about it apart from 2 of my friends and my mum and my doctors and I'm also not a pansexual
>>52831724
Ye I hammer it with biting
>>52831693
>there's gonna be a fuck load of spiders next summer
What makes you say this
>>52831720
Can catch them, but they still disgust me 2bh
>>52831700
Harsh man, literally what the last girl said to me.
>>52831733
>Not watching solo and lesbian porn exclusively
Oy vey
>>52831747
warm winter
>>52831479
Catch it and detach it's skull from it's spine holding it's head on your index and thumb fingers. Don't ignore the tail, use your pinkie to hold it. Beware of the cunt pissing/shittiny
>>52831739
It snapped so I got some rollies and fixed it haha diy
>>52831698
Ones a drug dealer, has no job
One smokes weed all day with said dealer, has no job
Haven't seen the rest of them in about 7 years
>>52831755
how? its just like a small rodent
i dont get whats disgusting
>>52831733
>not watching POV
>>52831757
Maybe it's a sign you should start progressing in life, you cuckold.
>>52831760
>lesbian
gay
>>52831777
Carry diseases
>>52831733
>He actually watches hardcore porn
Basically all I've masturbated to in years is 2D, solo photos and interview videos
ITS A NICE DAY FOR A WHITE WEDDING
The influx of EU migrants can lead to pay reductions of nearly two per cent in some industries including catering, hotels and elderly care, the research showed.
Campaigners last night seized on the document as official confirmation that EU migration is undermining the living standards of the UK’s least paid workers.
Lord Green of Deddington, the chairman of the pressure group Migration Watch, said: “For many years the immigration lobby have claimed that there is no evidence that immigration has any significant effect on the wages of British workers.
“This new research by the Bank of England blows their claims out of the water. It has found a significant negative impact on those in the lower skilled services sector in which six million UK born are working. This amounts to nearly a quarter of all British workers.”
Ukip MEP and migration spokesman Steven Woolfe said: “We must start to discuss and fully understand the impact, directly and indirectly, that mass migration has on our economy and jobs sector.
“Net migration at over 300,000 per year is preventing wages rising in line with inflation for native, British workers.
“This level of migration is compressing the low skilled jobs sector which is bloated to bursting point.”
The Bank of England report, entitled “The Impact of Immigration on Occupational Wages”, was written by Oxford academic Stephen Nickell, who is a member of the Office for Budget Responsibility, and Bank of England economist Jumana Saleheen.
They argued that the impact on wages was “small” in terms of the overall UK economy but was also “statistically significant”.
“The biggest effect is in the semi/unskilled services sector, where a 10 percentage point rise in the proportion of immigrants is associated with a two per cent reduction in pay,” the authors wrote.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/628640/Bank-of-England-migration-down-wages
>>52831769
>this is what Chilean """people""" actually do
>>52831798
dont get bit and wash ur hands after and dont eat its corpse
bam no diseases
>>52831812
Didn't read lol
>>52831769
wut
oh my god I'm still awake, it's 4am
>>52831796
good flag
>poms actually have to deal with rats
Lol I thought that was just a ye olde London meme
>>52831822
You sound like a 16 year old
>>52831769
>2nd/3rd worlders
Fuck this, I'm going to /pol/. Laterrrr losers hahahajaha
>>52831812
So what
You earn what the market values your labour at
One of the most popular, attractive and extroverted girls in my college posted a tumblr tier picture before about what it's like having social anxiety. Is she for real? She knows she doesn't have social anxiety, right?
>>52831882
JUST BE URSELF BRO
She gag on the dick and she burping
>>52831882
Haha why don't you comment that instead of posting it anonymously
>>52831842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAU9OANJnuY
>>52831882
pretty hurts
>>52831720
I have no problem with other small animals, even owned two ferrets for years but rats and mice scare me
I don't know why
well, not really scary... I just don't like them
>>52831915
Thank you
>>52831875
and importing mudslimes is devaluing your labor
Someone post that image of the weird looking chap smiling and his mates off in the side lines laughing and bantering about him coming out. "haha there he is!"
Please quickly.
>>52831882
lobster lad is that you
>>52831914
>Hungarian flag
What
>>52831848
It freaks me out that at almost four in the morning on a weekday, at least two people in Cornwall are shitposting on /brit/.
>>52831914
What's the difference between a republic and a democracy
>>52831934
rats are probably one of the best species in all of nature in terms of stats
I like them
>>52831914
>this image
going to watch The Gift lads
>>52831956
where you from m8?
>>52831882
hate normies ffs
What is it called when you compulsively pull your own hair out?
>>52831779
Ice cold, you must be fun at parties.
>>52831914
the monarchy flag there in literally the presidents flag
>tfw peeling off your skin after getting sun burned
Feels good man
>>52831999
trichotillomania
>>52831999
Literally OCD
My sister pulls out her eyebrows
>>52832001
>parties
FONT
>>52831999
balding
>>52831943
Don't think many Muslims are in my field desu
If you can't be more productive than an immigrant then you shouldn't just be entitled to earn more
>>52831999
trichotillomania
what do you call when you compulsively scratch your hair even though it isn't itchy and its clean
>>52832016
>>52832048
ta lads
>>52831849
I'm pretty happy with the wildlife we have to deal with, generally speaking. Wouldn't swap with you guys any time soon.
>>52831914
WOW IS MR RYAN AIR THE KING OF IRELAND?
>>52831999
a hairy situation
>>52832049
I got a tingle on my head and had to scratch it after I read that post
>>52832057
fuck up you rat faced cunt back to your nest
>>52832057
have you not been to newquay in the summer
>australia is literally upside down
u can't make this shit up
>>52832049
monkeyism
I get an itchy head from spicy food
i'm allergic to something and I still have no clue what it is.
mental
>>52832020
I'm obviously working on that but I think I'll go just duck out with my AA and go to the Air Force honestly.
>>52832124
stop talking you dumb seppo cunt. christ just fuck off back to /cum/ or something i am quite literally disgusted with the notion that i'm forced to read your posts.
>>52832131
might be oxygen, get on that
Who /dermatophagia/ here?
>>52831950
Someone post it already FOR FUCK SAKE.
>tfw use VLC and watch YIFY
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>52831992
Near Callington, Tamar Valley-ish area.
How about you?
>>52832135
>>52832155
Yee also bite the fuck out of my cheeks
have got a fissured tongue
only 5% of the population has it
gives you permanent bad breath
>>52832167
falmouth area
west cornwall is best cornwall tbqh
>>52832142
>take a shit
>it falls down and hits you in the face
poostralia
rate my post lads >>>/mu/61357783
(im lucas)
>>52832158
I don't have it
Reminder, if you don't like armpit hair on women you are literally a faggot.
>>52832226
great metaphor for your life
>>52832196
please never post this photo again
>>52831967
Republics have limitations on public power and are generally guided by some constitution or legal code which restrains them.
Listening to some waheySMR then to bed
mister can you tell me where my love had gone?
>>52832256
>please never post this photo again
i have this for life lad
how do you think I feel
>>52832275
pics
is it as bad as the pic? does it hurt?
>>52832252
at least i dont have poo on my face! lol
>>52832228
did a reply
>>52832263
BTFO
>>52832263
Just realised that the reason loads of pakis keep trying to add my sister on Facebook is because they want to fuck her
Disgusting
>>52832295
>is it as bad as the pic?
yep
>does it hurt?
no but the bad breath gets annoying
>>52832275
you should remove yourself from the genepool immediately
>>52831950
>>52831950
>>52831950
>>52831950
>>52831950
POST IT
POST IT
MUMMY POST IT NOW
NOW NOW NOW NOW NOOOOOOOW!
>>52832196
i think i have this not sure
>>52832346
post your juicy jew tongue
>>52832316
LOL
>>52832320
that's not too bad then, could be worse. at first looked like it might rip when eating which would be just awful
I DONT EVER WANNA FEEL
LIKE I DID THAT DAY
http://strawpoll.me/6400369
poll lads
>this jew who posts 1 thing a day in /brit/ then fucking leaves
fuck off
>>52832332
>that yank replying his own posts
unbelievable lads, we should have a deterrent for this
>>52832211
Not gonna argue, honestly. At least I've been here all my life, and I'm from local, authentically inbred stock.
Hey, if you're in Falmouth, have you even been gig rowing?
Why are you still up?
>>52832392
whats this
>>52832388
sshh lad I think he's rich he could fund a /brit/ union if need be
>>52832410
my sleeping schedule is broken
watching a film
>>52832410
because I'm not Australian (they're upside down)
>>52832411
a screenshot. dunno why, fuckin screenshots. have it in ya
>>52832396
I dont samefag. reply to both posts if you want proof
>>52832410
Can't stop posting
>>52832409
never tried gig rowing but we used to do kayaking and sailing for PE back in school. sadly I've stopped that since going to uni in a city up north
>>52832410
Got up at 17:30
>>52832354
dont have a cam with me. my s3 shitted himself and i dont want to bother my parents its not like i use my smartphone
>>52832388
u blind lad? i post almost for a good 4-5 hours almost daily now. its just my posts are so useless you probs dont notice :-)
>>52832410
I'm playing smash with a japanese kid
he's pretty bad, but I'm still worse
this is the most even matched I've ever been
>>52832386
haha a luda-lucas amount of "bad idea" votes :(
doing a think
>>52832410
Its 8:12pm and I got work at 7am so I'm chillin'.
Think I shall delve more into mysticism, lads
I'll become more powerful than you could ever imagine
>>52832451
>we used to do kayaking and sailing for PE back in school
what bloody school did u go to?
>>52832478
anon my allegiance is to the republic! to DEMOCRACY!
>>52832456
no
you post 1 thing in /brit/ and farm for (You)'s then leave
do not try your jew tricks on me
>those 50mph average speed cameras on the m1
rate my 3lm roleplay
>>52832456
>s3
too cheap to buy a new phone eh (authors note: I do not have a problem with jews)
>>52832481
not even a very good one iah
>>52832443
Not really sure what the issue with this pic is. Sure, its a bit dumb but the idea of making kids empathise with youth from the past who weren't that different to themselves isn't so bad. Especially those instagram ones since they actually get people to think about the context in which the photos were taken and why instead of just what they depict.
>>52832499
really enjoying it i hope it catches on and makes it into the next GTA
>>52832478
You have no power here!
>>52832478
can you make me a gf pls???
Playing some video games 2bh
>>52832531
BANG
you are now my gf :3
>>52832396
we do
Normies
Got a cold and I'm proper fucked off about it. Can't imagine how angry I'd be if I had a terminal illness.
Going to get a Warhammer tattoo.
Going to smash some gash with it haaha
