Nigger edition
>Billy no mates edition
scottish
l
a
g
s
>>52831852
How didn't the lad die?
>London 2012 Olympics
>18 years young, go with entire family but no friends
>smoking cigarette by myself in Leicester square just people watching, bored
>two Australian guys approach me asking if I know where to find MDMA
>say no, have casual chit chat with them, they ask if I wanna go club hopping with them
>fuck yes I do
>end up at this really tiny place called "plastic people", great music tho
>start grinding on this 10/10 chick that's like 12 years older than me
>drunk as fuck, have balls of steel so I turn her around, grab her ass and start making out with her
>bout 30 mins later Australian buddies have group of girls with them & ask if we wanna take it to their hotel room
>fuck yes we do
>take small British taxi to hotel, the girl i'm with is sitting on my lap giving me a hard on.
>get to hotel room, begin trying to decide who fucks where
>Australian dudes be like "sorry mate we get the beds"
>mfw she tells me she's not fucking on the floor
>bring her to bathroom and fuck her while i'm sitting on the toilet
>most uncomfortable sex ever, took me about 30 mins to bust
>at least she let me cum on her tits
>>52832901
>go with entire family
fuck off billionaire
>>52833020
BRITISH ARMY
HIGHLAND REGIMENT
what is your opinion on drawn pornography?
>>52832901
mah nigga.
Sounds like my average Anime Expo tbqh.
What's a realistic time to set the alarm if I sleep now?
>>52833044
classics like Cherry, or weeb shit?
either way I'm ok with it because a lot of my fetishes are hard if not impossible to work out irl
Look at this normie
Why are Americans such normies?
Why can't I have a life like this
>>52832901
WIN-DEE
>>52833044
I masturbate to it exclusively
>>52833071
just be yourself
>>52833065
http://sleepyti.me/
check this
works out sleep cycles so you should wake refreshed
BAAAAAAAAAAABY I'M HOT JUST LIKE AN OVEEN
>>52832901
>getting cucked by australians
@ 52832901
>let me shitpost a memetext for leddit
fuck off poof
https://youtu.be/CtUuOIXLawg
>>52833088
>You should try to fall asleep at one of the following times:
11:00 PM or 12:30 AM or 2:00 AM or 3:30 AM
That's really not helpful.. at all
>>52833126
click the "if I fall asleep now" button
beep boop boop bop
How many of you would unironically shag a qt Paki?
>>52833118
what was the go with this lad? he was a paedo or something aye?
>>52833142
so it does the same calculation with the current time..
>>52833161
good post
>>52833178
i'd take any qt girl that gave me an ounce of attention
>>52833180
He was a mega paedo
>>52833178
I have
she was Catholic though
>>52833192
so?
it tells you approximate times when you should wake up
>>52833196
yous a paki tho bruv
>>52833192
from where are you in britain
do you miss home
>>52833218
>with a 4 and a half hour margin of error
>>52833199
mega? hows that?
>>52833196
Kinda making me sad, lad.
>>52833202
That sounds pretty hot, not gonna lie. I don't know why but redheads and pakis get me sprung.
>>52833243
East midlands
I miss a few things about home, things are good here though.
YOU COULD'VE WARNED ME IT WAS NEARLY 5AM
FFS
>she actually texted first
>four texts later she sends "That's awesome"
too good to last tbqh
>>52833274
kill yourself peado
Lads I brought in some KFC and my cat is going fucking insane
>>52833243
*aggravated sigh*
excuse me, if you have any Thailad™ or Thailad™ related questions, please consult the faq at http://thailad.zz.mu/faq
>>52833259
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Savile
>After his death, hundreds of allegations of sexual abuse were made against him, leading the police to believe that Savile was a predatory sex offender[4]—possibly one of Britain's most prolific.
>>52833303
Maybe next time don't go on some autistic rant?
>>52833264
she wasn't bad, but I switched schools and we stopped seeing each other because I'm shit with long distance relationships
>>52833264
> pakis get me sprung.
same
posh white english girls or british born paki girls make my willy hard
>>52833310
red hot
>>52833304
>>52833307
lool
>>52833313
i didn't she said "wyd" and I said trying to write a song
>normies
>>52833315
Yes omg, the posh English girls are like every American man's dream desu.
Not to sound like a Teaboo or anything, but it just sounds so fucking proper and unquestionably pompous but at the same time, regal.
>>52833335
>I said trying to write a song
everyone has a past
Xth for Drake f@m
>when /r9k/ virigns go on about wanting a pure maiden to lose their virginity to
>>52833418
let this gimmick die
>>52833394
s-shut up what should I have said?
>playing video games lol
>>52833397
What a shit comparison that is though.
>>52833397
his wife slept around a lot before they were married
>>52833419
you don;t need to be that delusional to want someone who isn't a nympho
Still can't sleep lads
>>52833430
Something way more clever or flirty than that shit m8.
Literally step that game up.
>>52833440
how much do they pay you out there? in gbp?
>>52833442
i have literally met 1 nympho in my life and she was a foul cunt
these /r9k/ losers should associate with better people
>>52833430
having a wank
doing a poo
literally anything
>>52833464
a "not bad" tier wage in the UK.
I thought the southeast wasn't being affected by Frank
This is at least amber warning levels of wind
>>52833475
most of them don't associate with anyone
desu
Reminder that good looking people are literally seen as more valuable human beings
If you are good looking you are literally living life on easy mode
>5am
>still no gf
>>52833491
well then i'd imagine you live comfortably. why won't you share with us your sexual exploits? i went to thailand in 2013 and a i realised sexual heaven existed. why yes i would like a massage which ends with you wanking me off for less than 10 quid
I asked her out, but she's going on a date tomorrow fucking kek. It's a pity date tho, she talks shit about this guy all the time to me
I am not a cuck
>>52833483
>having a wank
good one m8
>>52833558
you should pretend you're going on a date too
>>52833535
U mad brah?
>>52833542
Go back to sleep for fucks sake. You will have a gf soon
>>52833475
why do you feel like it's acceptable for a woman to have an immodest amount of sexual partners though
I mean I'll fuck a girl if she's slept around but otherwise it generally signals a low degree of self worth for a woman to have multiple sexual partners no matter which way you spin it
that's basically just the way it is and it's never really going to change
the only thing that will happen is through desperation guys will convince themselves it doesn't matter and more and more women will give up on themselves and resort abusing their capability to get sex because they mimic all of the guys like you who don't see the problem in it and things will continually get worse and eventually fall apart irreparably
once you think about it that way it's hard to find it an acceptable thing. not really something I want to be apart of or support in any active way
now let's see those fedora posts I could use a few (You)s
Thirty days has September, April, June and November
All the rest have thirty one
except February, which has twenty eight
unless it's a leap year, then it has twenty nine
where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?
>>52833549
>why won't you share with us your sexual exploits?
I'm not a degenerate, I have a gf, I have sex with my gf.
You've been here, you should know there's more to this place than just fucking everything that moves. I always thought people that can't get past the idea that there's nothing more to this place than being some kind of sexual deviant just didn't understand. Where did you go?
>>52833535
shut up you absolute cry baby runt
im good looking and live an awful life
fuck off if you can't better yourself without your hand being held by genetics and luck
I doubt many considered Steve McQueen attractive before they realised how he carried himself
>>52833614
>manface
>>52833617
you literally dumped your old gf because you got bored with her you literal sociopath nonce
>>52833617
>having a slant gf
genuinely feel for people like you mate
https://thechroniconautismus.wordpress.com/2015/04/11/first/
The fuck?
>>52833656
holy shit i forgot about this
>mummy's getting up for work
>why yes i live in thailand and write run-on sentences
>>52833642
>im good looking and live an awful life
because you're an autistic spaz that spends his life on 4chan
hey lads i'm kev, ask me anything
>>52833685
>MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
>MAKE ME BREKKY B4 U LEAVE PLS
>>52833685
Where does she work that she gets up at 5?
>>52833724
Why do you walk towards the camera?
>>52833724
hello kev 'cena' boyle
what's the weather like today chap
>>52833721
you're not?
and do I complain like a little "booohoo muh genetics and muh circumstance :^((((" sissy?
man up
>>52833597
Stop getting our hopes up. We have no future.
>>52833754
not that
>>52833756
not that
Hey /brit/, was there really an abundance of female gang members in Victorian London or is Ubisoft just taking the piss?
>>52833617
>Where did you go?
i don't fucking know i flew into bangkok and ended up on some massive journey down to the full moon party and all i found was cheap prostitutes. i envy u m8 you earn good money and live in the land of eternal sex
>>52833617
Do you kneel down while your girlfriend slaps and yells at you in public?
*gets in bed with you*
*steals all the covers*
*continuously moves around*
*snores*
>>52833753
spar
>men need to sleep with a lot of women or theyre beta
>women need to sleep with few men or theyre sluts
so nobody wins?
>>52833798
*shoots you*
>>52833814
Do you mean a spa? Or does she spar?
>>52833759
are you the serbian druggie
>>52833832
TOFFS OUT
>>52833798
>>52833831
*returns from the dead 10 000 years latter to torment the living*
>>52833798
>tfw no fg
>>52833830
1 man for every 15 women
each woman has 1 partner, some men have many
a group of men win, a larger group fail. competition is preserved within the male sex, as it should be, society wins.
>>52833841
no I'm tall
Is it true that if you're a good looking tourist, Thai girls just basically solicit you without effort?
pee pee poo poo
na na nuh boo boo
>>52833914
>>52833866
dumb frogposters
>>52833895
no thai girls want money and you can get sex off them for basically nothing. their money is worth fuck all
>>52833895
>Thai """""girls"""""
>>52833914
could a real life pepe exist?
La Grande Bellezza is much better than I thought it was
blew thainonce the fuck out lads, he didn't even respond to me (that's abnormal because the narcissist has a pathological need to respond to people who mention him)
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyCTZ8c-trc
>>52833982
good work
is sex better than masturbation?
>>52833982
>narcissist
its because OF YOUUUUUUU
>>52834002
yea
hair cut looks good for NYE lads
sex with your gf seems like so much fun. really a shame i'll never have it desu.
>>52834033
Unironically haven't gotten a haircut since august haha
Been to oxford for interviews 2 weeks ago for 4 days, first time out of the county. I'll try to describe every ethnicity I've experienced over there.
>African Americans
they basically acted like monkeys and were the most impolite I've experienced. Almost definitely tourists.
>Chinese/Japanese
Like 70% of the people I've met were chinese or japanese- students and tourists. That's not an exaggeration. They were OK. I met one chinese guy and he was really nice and timid. I'm still very scared of chinese.
>African British (or just blacks brought up in Britain)
very polite, very kind, very welcoming
>British
I think I was the only one in the entire college applying for maths who was British.
>Turks
I've met one turk and he was white. Not much to note about him.
I'm seriously fucking terrified of Asians
does it matter what denomination you are so long as you accept Jesus?
>>52834048
..why
>>52834072
nah as long as you're white who cares
the woman in The Gift is absolutely qt
>>52834081
part of the time i was busy, now i'm just lazy
>>52834098
god doesn't care about race, desu
>>52834050
Are those the only foreigners you've ever experienced
I live in London and can tell you about every ethnicity in the world
>>52834072
all different vehicles on the same road
unless you're a Calvinist
>>52834130
Pretty much. Town is like 99% white and blacks stick out like a sore thumb
tell me about all the ethnicities you've met
>post a chart on /mu/
>get called a memenigga
what do
>>52834136
wow epic
>>52833874
according to this, 15 men are all fucking 1 woman.
lads I'm a retard that doesn't know how the world works
Almost all of the world is capitalist right? there's just a handful of communist and socialist countries
are these just economic systems or what?
>>52834136
Welcome.... To the Wiggles World
>>52834146
>tell me about all the ethnicities you've met
I could write a 10,000 word essay mate
>>52834154
your point?
>fapping
>have two pieces of three-ply toilet paper
>about to cum, fold them over each other and hold it over my weenie
>cum shoots through the paper
Bloody hell
>>52832665
>>52832665
Update. Just finished wanking for an hour.
Reckon I'll have emptied my bookmarks by the end of the week.
>>52834169
Yes
Is the lad that recommended "The Jinx" still here?
It's so much more entertaining than "Making a Murderer"... If you're out there reading this, thank you!
>>52834169
m8 read a book or at least watch a documentary
>>52834185
Write about the worst ethnicity you've met
>>52834169
>Almost all of the world is capitalist right?
yes
>there's just a handful of communist and socialist countries
yes
>are these just economic systems or what?
sort of, economics are very important
DANCE YOUR CARES AWAY
>>52834206
>bookmarking porn
get away from me freak
>>52834225
>>52834212
>>52834207
okay then why when I search 'map of capitalist and communist countries' on images it comes up with nothing
checkmate atheists
Bored af now lads
>>52834215
the scottish
>>52834187
that youre wrong and im right
>>52834250
watch this la http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4299972/
>>52834234
During those 100+ tab wanking sessions I save the tabs I didn't use now.
No point in just wasting those five hours you spent looking for porn.
>>52834239
it's not quite as black and white as that. there aren't very many (if any) communist countries that don't have some elements of capitalism
and they're all in asia
>>52834239
its more complex than that
>>52834169
Capitalism is an economic category of systems using money real or digital. The others are political systems containing policies across the full spectrum of governance. There are political parties which are capitalist, but this is only one of their flavours as it were, they might also be socialist with regards to education reform for instance.
>>52834264
Was sure that was going to be Jacobs ladder
>>52834270
>five hours
I spend like 10 minutes max looking for porn.
>>52834274
>and they're all in asia
except cuba haha
>>52834285
nope, i strongly dislike that gimmick.
>>52834276
there are more than just two sides to the spectrum
oi what should a cunt do for new years aye
i live in [spoilings]melbourne[/spirloe]
>>52834270
>not saving it in a txt document filled with the numbers from the URLs so that it's quick to use while also being completely innocuous
>>52834263
right about what?
>>52834285
That gimmick is dead and gone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvsw_Jq4UcE
Have a listen to this tune
>>52834313
Eat your own poo haha
>>52834313
sit at home drinking jim beam + coke and watch the sydney harbourbridge fireworks
>>52834344
sounds mint what should i season it with aye (don't say more poo haha)
I could be brown
I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
VERY SUPERSTITIOUS
it's fun to stay at the
>>52834394
shut up
>>52834369
Urine
y
>>52834418
I TRY TO BE LIKE GRACE KELLY
Gf leaving to go clubbing with her friends.
>>52834416
Copa
Copacabana
>>52834399
WRITINGS ON THE WALL
>>52834422
well that's that sorted thanks for all your help you absolute champion
>>52834438
is the gf's son in bed already?
>>52834438
What at quarter to 6?
>>52834438
more like get fucked by rasheed
>>52834313
smoke cheeky cones out of a cheeky gatorade bong you cheeky cunt
>>>/mu/61318865
look at all those (You)s
>>52834438
6 AM CLUBBING
I been drinking so much beer my recycle bin is full I think I might have to switch to liquor to carry me over to the new year
>>52834459
8 hours ago. Hopefully she'll be back soon.
>>52834482
don't tell me what to do
>>52834482
>try to open this thread
>browser nearly crashes
ffsssssssssss
Why are Cashews so expensive
£200 for a bag of like 4 nuts
>>52834509
Why didn't you go with her?
>>52834516
they're not expensive, you're just a europoor.
>>52834516
for 100 you get a bag with 2 nuts haha
>>52834511
you can see it in a week when redditors post a collage with it and a bunch of reaction images
>>52834537
and 50 for a nut haha
fuck yes, new communitychannel vid lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWiltDJmPLk
i'm your pusher man
Hey thailad give me a (You) to start my day off on a high
So glad I pay the licence fee 2bh.
If not for my contribution quality pieces like this wouldn't have been written
>>52834575
The BBC website is paid for with advertising for jfs not the licence fee
>>52834560
>communitychannel
Didn't know it was 2009 tBh.
My mate and I saw her once at a traffic light and we said "hi"; she was with her bf
look at all the yous i got
>>>/mu/61333666
>>52834603
>that post again
you got that in /int/ too
what scripting program do you use
>>52834596
did she say hi back
>>52834614
that post happened in /int/? and I don't have a script that was actually my third try on that get lol
>>52834640
Yes
>>52834568
he's so mad he's fucked off back to whatever nonce den he frequents
Would you go over the trench with your mates or stay in it like coward
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDMQuAxAYYs
>>52834521
I'm babysitting her kids
>>52834691
if you stayed back you'd be shot anyways
>>52834692
Did you have a good time?
>>52834575
>quality pieces
BBC has to appeal across the board, from lowest common denominator like its commercial rivals up to more specialised stuff for people with prior knowledge or interest on BBC4, same goes for its radio programming. If you watch BBC3, you only learn about things on BBC3.
Syrians getting moved into my town lads
baby I am plump and ripe
I'm pinker than shepherd's delight
sweet like honeysuckle late at night
Fucking pakis desu
im up for a spot of war desu dying for the queen would be sound
>>52834672
woah, that was nice of her.
i'm glad you got to experience that, i hope i get to meet natalie one day.
would you like a tim tam btw?
>>52834740
used to be that BBC ran its pleb programming as a way to lure viewers in to watch their serious quality stuff which the patricians who ran the station wanted the proles to see.
if jews have the highest iq in the world why is israel's iq so low
Have any of you guys ever successfully had a normal conversation with anyone from /brit/?
>>52834801
yeah, about music usually. and only late at night
>>52834774
Nah I'm fine mate at the gym
>>52834801
all the time
essex and sershlad are proper nice and well adjusted
ulsters alright but a bit of a rorke
thailad is usually alright
>>52834801
too autistic, even for me
yesterday I sat next to a retarded kid on the bus and it was still better than /brit/
>>52834801
Outside of /brit/? Yeah I did a maths course with a guy who used to browse /brit/ who was normal, also have 2 lads from here on fb and one of them on snapchat
=52834831
>extra flag scum
Literally fucking off yourselves
You are a fucking faggot cretin shit community that needs to be eradicated
>>52834792
30% arabs
>>52834778
too much programming now so it gets split more across channels, but there is some truth in what you say. There will be interest links across channels with programming on 1 leading to 2 leading to 4. BBC1 and 2 still have a few good bits but 4 is where its at, nothing like a 2 hour documentary on German medieval art without any adverts to spoil it.
>>52834792
20% of their population aren't jews
would you
a. cuddle her
b. fuck her
>>52834792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdBn7MUM3Yo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vewsQtOBWqI
because second gen immigrants have a different culture
>>52834860
>>52834831
>>52834815
false
>>52834857
this is the correct answer
>>52834887
WhyNotBoth?
>nothing like a 2 hour documentary on German medieval art without any adverts to spoil it.
>>52834865
>getting this worked up
haha alri alan the autist
>>52834872
>not liking the documentaries
cretinism
CBC here functions like that more so than the modern BBC does, but its also much more left wing because the Liberals corrupted it for years.
>>52834909
you
>>52834909
Yeah I love big cocks right up my shitpipe mmm
>retro inspired game
>Pixel 2D sidescroller
>1.5gb
>>52834957
i am :3
got a big nose lads
>>52834719
you could act like your dead
>>52834951
why pick that name
>>52834972
Same which is odd cause I'm a haffu
>>52834989
it starts with A (as does autist(
Friendly reminder that none of you are well adjusted.
>>52834987
for how long?
you'd probably die of disease before you would ever get shot.
>>52834965
>tfw no bf who rapes me
reeee
If an Asian couple called their kid Alan do you think people would start calling him Aaron based off how his parents pronounce it?
Food for thought
