Beth edition
first for leggy asian mummy to feed my qt tummy warm yummy milk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaOQN8CrVdE
when will these fucking filters come off
>>52836007
stop viralling your pig faced tinder match tBh
lost my student id lads haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzMhcP7ab3k
>>52836059
It's about time isn't it? sm
cold out
>>52836132
fuck off with your sm
>>52836132
You still haven't responded to me you complete and utter nonce
>>52836063
>>52836156
In regards to?
>>52836191
Oh that.. what do you want me to say? I mean it's not a question. If you can't fathom a relationship that doesn't work for you without you having some kind of personality disorder, it says more about you than it does me.
Not every woman on the planet is going to your ideal partner m8.
Drake edition 2bh
you're vulnerable
you're vulnerable
you are not a robot
senpai
>>52836237
>does some literal sociopath shit
>tells me i might have a personality disorder
>>52836132
>being a 4chan celeb
>not having a pass
>>52836273
>makes up to 4 posts at a time in the period of 1 minute
>never posts anything relevant to british culture
>never converses with fellow patrons regarded anything but himself
>is an actual yank and not a briton simply living in america
>repeatedly tries to fit in/uses british//brit/ slang incorrectly
>claims memes that no one noticed/thought were funny
>has the nerve to make posts like the one linked
when will you die
>>52836273
You misunderstand, I'm not saying you have a personality disorder, that's for the professionals to realise.
I'm saying breaking up with a girl doesn't mean I have one, and if you can't understand that then it's your issue. If you just need a reason to hate me here:
Your mum is a fat slag.
Go nuts m8.
>>52836340
You know what Ann Hiro did to 2chan's pass user's right?
>>52836361
what are you rambling about?
kgf 2016 t͏bh fa͏m
when was the last time your phone rang?
how are you preparing for #gf2016
>>52836394
okay tryhard let me make it plain for you.
leave /brit/. none of us want you here.
>>52836438
Installed kakaotalk
>>52836441
what are you so upset with me about? was i unfriendly to our resident personalityfag?
>>52836273
it's like you've never talked to a girl before
>>52836492
honestly mate I just don't like you
nothing personal, sure you're a great human being and all that, but you've just got to leave /brit/
angry dom bf 2016 desu senpai
Alri lads just /Brit/posting at the end of the universe
>>52836533
i literally haven't posted in this thread outside of this conversation/the one with thainonce
>>52836534
Good post
Rewatched Hercules lads.
>tfw no Meg gf
>>52836560
lol I was at the beginning, could see you on the left.
>>52836592
I think I am on a mental acid trip lad not sure I cab come back
>>52836564
thank you
>tfw its the end of the universes and I'm stuck here watching with yanks and weebs
off to work chaps
I need to go back to uni or something. need to get out of this rut
>>52836651
*quotes everyone itt*
all me
>>52836438
>>52836250
>>52836246
>>52836071
none of these are me. perhaps if you dislike speaking to americans so much, you could fuck off back to your own country and leave the international imageboard
>>52836671
alri god
Why have I been so horny these past two days lads?
>>52836643
>not being a weeb
>nearly 2016
>ah yes I'm from norn iron, build homes on flood plains top idea me laddies
>>52836694
were you around any sissy brit bois?
>>52836694
sheep shearing season
>>52836732
why does 4chan want us to kill ourselves so badly?
Lads is anyone else here at the literal end of the world
I'm talking I am dead AMA tier
>>52835771
you think this, but really you just feed your self esteem and sense of self worth by posting here under the illusion that you are actually learning/conversing or passing on any knowledge
it's going to be another southerners talk about the floods day
>northerners already dreading the bant down they're about to receive
>>52836884
Nothing but rain for the next 7 days
>>52836852
been to the end of the world once
was pretty neat
not many frontiers left
>>52836926
I am literally dead
>tfw learning piano
>tfw all the songs you want to sing are by female vocalists that are way above your register
just want to sing Obsessions tbqh
Wonder what would happen if the janny lost his nut
we got london on da track
>>52837144
>>52837144
Alri haha
Doing a commute lads.
>be Northern
>be poor
>be underwater
writing a strongly worded letter to tesco lads demanding the withdrawal of a product
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35192265
>implying he was wrong
>build homes and live on flood plains
>blame the evil gobernment when you didn't get home insurance
>>52836741
Not enough
>>52836810
You'd think so, but no.
Haven't had a wank in 32 hours now lads, going for a record.
>Syrian refugees join fight against floods in Rochdale
The guardian just can't help themselves
>>52837272
>Rochdale
Isn't that one of the many towns Muslims raped hundreds of little white girls?
Getting a bit windy lads.
>>52837286
Rotherham la'
>>52837286
That could be any town.
>>52837305
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_sex_trafficking_gang
>>52837313
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal
not many bruces on this morning la, did their NBN go down in a forest fire or something?
>>52837327
God damn it Rasheed
been drunk 24/7 for 3 days in a row, does that make me an alcoholic?
>tfw /mu/ is shit now
collage threads are the only bearable places now, and they get like 10 replies each time
>>52837330
can't handle the bants desu
Jauffre would be the one to know, he lives quietly as a monk at Weynon Priory, near the city of Chorrol, near the city of Chorrol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHL7zyLsQ2k
Quick question for britlads ITT:
Are blonde women seen as more attractive by a majority of Brits?
>>52837374
I think that probably used to be the case, not so sure about now 2bh
great thread boys
>>52837402
I'm right in guessing that fitness along with socioeconomic status are paramount then.
>>52837374
Not especially like in other countries, blonde is perhaps more synonymous with 'stupidity' than beauty.
what does this even mean?
>skint
>have flu
>have to go into the office cos I'm on a temp contract and need the money
>starting to get depressed from lack of sunlight
Fuck Christmas, next year I'm going abroad
>>52837374
My black bull loves them.
>>52837435
woah
>>52837435
>this could be inside you RIGHT NOW
>>52837440
Can I be your brown bull ?
bed time for me
>>52837259
Who is this cream queen?
>>52837259
man shoulders
yanks out
Unironically at work
>>52837527
In a similar vein to Thailad, if you have the time to shitpost in work then perhaps you need a more fulfilling job.
>want to get back with my ex but she hates me, and I'm really depressed about it
>have a new gf, but she's ultra clingy and starting to creep me out
What do?
>>52837560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRsmpQRbeuM
>>52837493
Only virgins say shit like this
>>52837554
>I'd rather be under constant pressure to work than have a bit of free time during the day to shit post.
I'm sure most people wouldn't agree m8
>>52837559
Ja/ck/ should open a restaurant.
>on dating site
>chick's profile says 'I'm a reformed lawyer'
>wonder what that means exactly, probably not 'reform lawyer', ask her what she means
>"Just the ordinary use of the word"
>"Oh, does that mean you've got some cool reformation story?"
>????????"
>"Reformed as in you got over some kind of lifestyle, right?"
>"As in I no longer practice law, no longer a lawyer. As being a lawyer sometimes have a negative stigma, I have used the word reformed in a funny way to suggest it's a bad habit. I'm glad we had this chat."
Why does this have to be so terrible
>>52837587
If you've got time to faff around then your job is too easy. It's the same whenever I go to our Head Office, hundreds of "analysts" and "policy advisors" who spend half their day in the coffee shops on site chatting or using the gym / salon / etc. instead of working. It's surreal.
Think I have just experienced the entire universe lads
Spat back out into my room
>>52837627
Have you ever had a full-time job?
>>52837554
>every good job requires the worker to be beavering away for 8 hours straight every single day
Cool logic you've got there, Stalin
>>52837627
Why would you want something you have to do everyday to be difficult?
Being constantly challenged vs. being relaxed. I'll relax thanks.
>>52837624
It was just a joke lad, your autism prevented you from appreciating that.
>>52837624
tbf that's awful banter by her. it barely makes sense because of the profession of reform lawyer except it's not a witty pun or anything. just completely oversight.
anyone who quits their job over poor public reception of the job is a fool to begin with la. dust your hands and walk off.
Winds howling at the windows
>>52837700
It's a pretty hostile joke
>>52837679
What do you do for a living Thailand?
>>52837655
i have a full time job now, but I'm an operational manager which means I actually work during my work day instead of avoiding work by faffing around with my friends like I'm back in school.
>>52837658
>>52837679
I'm just bitter. I can't do that type of job because my brain tells me my boss (any boss, any job) are just looking for an excuse to sack me so I have panic attacks if I don't have constant proof of what I've done with my day and working like that would stress me out too much.
Think I might have pubic lice or something haha
>>52837738
You sound like a massive killjoy to be fair
>>52837578
Based cameo
>>52837679
>Being constantly challenged vs. being relaxed. I'll relax thanks.
>>52837731
I.T - various. Mostly front/backend stuff and development.
>>52837738
I kind of get that, you want to show that you've been productive. If you had a job which gave you tasks to achieve, and you've achieved them for that day, you might feel better.
>>52837766
I am, but it's not intentional. I don't set out to be boring and rude, I'm just afraid of imaginary consequences if I stop working or attempt to socialise and fuck it up.
I fluked into this job, if I#m sacked or have to leave because I make a twat of myself at a social gathering then I'll never get one as good again
>>52837805
cringey sheila pls
>>52837738
I did a high stress middle management job for a bit for good pay, but I hated every second of it. I've got an IT job now which is less pay but also less stress and I'm much happier. Horses for courses and all that.
>>52837825
>Horses for courses and all that.
that's weird, I typed that in my previous reply and then deleted it.
>>52837806
>If you had a job which gave you tasks to achieve, and you've achieved them for that day, you might feel better.
Had one before I got promoted, that was just as bad.
This is literally the earliest I have been awake in months
Probably gonna go back to sleep though desu
>>52837856
Well mate, I can think of plenty of worse 'ways to be' It's going to be a benefit, might even be why you got promoted.
do what you're doing, but don't forget to smell the flowers in the park on the way home.
Feels damn good to sleep without having consumed any alcohol
24-27th was solid drinking for me, felt like shit by the end haha!
Being bored is better than being stressed.
>>52837885
At least you're not stuck at work with nothing to do
>>52837885
what the time is ma nigga?
>>52837899
Funnily enough, I felt like shit this morning and couldn't get out of bed, but like you it was my first night in a while not drinking.
>>52837904
i actually dont mind stress 2bh
>>52837899
Same, I lost my appetite by the 27th and started to feel suicidal
>>52837908
9am
>>52837904
>Being bored is better than being stressed.
Lads, just been offered a job, £55k p.a. in the City.
Is it enough to have a gf?
This is pretty much my only criterion.
>I'm not marathoning 'Making a murderer' on Netflix
*tips dunce hat*
>>52837926
u reek of unemployment btw
>>52837972
Decent, though remember you will get less than half that after tax and other deductions. You'll have to live on the edges and commute in for an hour or so on packed public transport too
I fucking hate this time of year, I wish I could hibernate like a bear. Old lady sitting across from me in the office stinks of piss, hope they retire her soon ffs
>>52837972
I earn less than half that and I nearly always have a gf, so yes mate
>>52838015
>less than half
Well shit, I thought I was leaving a commie shithole for something else.
Can I afford rent in a non-Shariah zone?
>I hate christmas
>>52838055
Sure, you can live in Little Detroit or Little Poland if you like.
Just brushed my teeth with no toothpaste
>>52838015
>you will get less than half that after tax
Not true
>>52838050
Thanks mate.
>>52838073
>Little Poland
Sounds nice, I can walk around unharmed wearing a crucifix. Plus Polish qts.
Jesus fucking christ
never doing any drugs or alcohol either again lads
>>52838056
Christmas looks like a doddle in your country, there's a lot more pressure here.
>>52838092
It's generally tattooed skinheads who can't speak english. All the qts are claimed by Chinese businessmen.
>>52838081
mad man yank
>>52838095
I guarantee you'll be drinking again in less than a month
>>52838125
nah
i just died
literally unironically thought i was dead
>>52838114
Seems like a pretty tough environment to navigate.
How about having a qt student pay me her half of the rent with sex?
>>52838092
>polish qts
Been there done that, most of them are brain dead morons.
>>52838158
Planning on fucking their brains out anyway Alasdair.
Saves me the trouble then.
>>52838157
That could be possible, the owner of the place i used to work actually had a little Brazillian twink and his sister living with them rent free because the lad was his gay sex slave.
The sister was fucking gorgeous, we actually got on (I was far too spaghetti-fied to try asking her out).
fug, just found out i make about 18k british money per year. Where in the UK could I survive off that?
>>52838216
heard some flood plains got some good going rates right now
>>52838212
Shame, they're all whores who love the European D.
not sure i can finish this bottle of milk before killing myself
>>52838001
I'm a student senpai
>>52838236
what are you like
>>52838245
my beds completely covered in christmas shite and i cba to remove it or put this milk back in the fridge so i think im just going to have to drink the milk and wait to die
>>52838271
very good
Test
completely and utterly monged out of my literal mind
>>52838290
Retest
>>52838301
lifes a paki and then you die
>>52838301
Why lad
Lads, would you marry a perfect 10/10 chav/geordie/scouse?
Hardmode: her parents are turbochavs
might go to the gym soon las
>>52838139
what did you take? mong 2bh la.
>>52838314
too much acid
not even sure how i got home desu
>>52838313
pretty much
was sat in my room with wind howling at my window thinking i was dead
>>52838330
>perfect chav/geordie/scouse
>>52838386
Think prime Cheryl Cole.
>>52838330
No, it would be too embarrassing
>>52836007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPmTGFg06zA
>>52838330
>perfect 10/10 chav/geordie/scouse
>>52838405
Your friends would actually give you shit even if she was impossibly hot?
>>52838403
Hears she got the boot from xfactor coz even brits couldnt stand her accent
why cant women feel earthquakes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiUnyVImJJo
well good morning
>>52838344
banter
was it fun?
>>52838494
morning lad
fucking christ
milk is getting to me
got the last maybe 200ml left and i think im entering my death throes
at last the sweet embrace of lactose related death
>>52838494
weather report?
>>52838494
Hows life on the flood plains?
>>52838517
cold out
>>52838498
it was quite fun
had enough of it now though just wish the visuals ive got now would naff off
ooooooh i do NOT feel good
herts if you are there this is an emergency please come pick me up immediately
vroom vroom
*drives off*
>>52838545
what are the visuals la?
think im going to be sick
>>52838579
why do i find posts like this so funny lads?
>>52838589
just can see the tesselated patterns in everything and like little bits of colour everywhere
also everything is still phasing in and out and i feel like a big giant in my room still
>>52838597
*holds out a bucket*
Mad to think how big the US is
There are people living out their lives in bumfuckvilles all over the country. Madness 2bh.
>>52838579
>i drive
>>52838623
W2C jacket? Just passed my test haha
Erect
>>52838622
haha when i moved i had to drive 14 hours one way haha
>>52838621
update: i done a walk to the kitchen, put the milk away, did some burps and feel marginally less ill
please pray to allah to give me strength to clear the shit off my bed so i can die in comfort x
>>52838653
wew
good lad
>>52838671
you shit yourself? Fucking hell.
>>52838671
good girl
just use a big arm and sweep it all off
>>52838690
shit as in miscellaneous objects (mostly christmas presents)
im not that far gone haha
>>52838695
but a lot of it is fragile and/or food and/or balloons
it wont be that hard i dont think and my cats here to help wahey
I have never felt more fedora then I do right now lads
CORBYN
yes/no?
>>52838717
no desu
>>52838717
nah not a fan
>>52838717
who?
>>52838709
Do you even own a fedora? They're coming into /fa/-status for 2016 mate.
>>52838717
yes he says things that makes me really think
Winds picking up lads. Waheeey
milk is good for you init
calcium n that
can i skip brushing my teeth
>>52838763
yeh sure
>>52838739
no desu
>>52838731
Leader of a maoist fringe party in northern England
>>52838763
no desu
any milk your teeth dont want it is the bad milk your teeth dont want
get it out innit
>>52838781
UKIP?
browsing reddit and laughign at the thought of all the people posting these pictures with random shite
>>52838826
reminds me of 4chan 2bh
>>52838243
u reek of politics with international relations and business economics management btw
>>52838837
true desu
>>52838856
>replying to a 30 minute old post
kill yourself
>replying to any post
kill youreselves
i brushed my teeth
nearly did a sick cos of gag reflex but i soldiered on
going to do a pathetic in bed now bye bye xxxxxx
>>52838106
>turn heater on
>turn oven on
>put everything in a tray
>put in oven
>take out of oven and make gravy
>pile onto plate
>put everything in a sack
>boil sack
>boil custard and pour over boiled sack of shit
>relax in a cosy house and drink until the new year
maybe you mean it is more formal?
Salam.
Is it haram to use microwave?_?
>>52838871
never did understand this gimmick.
>>52836164
>>52838899
bye bye xxx
>>52838907
only allowed to microwave indians here lads
just remembered my friend was with me
oh dear oh dear oh dear
>>52838911
>replying to a 3 hour old post
kill yourself
>>52838871
27 mins and 48 seconds m8. That's acceptable for a slow moving morning thread imo.
>>52838875
Sounds memey regardless
going to make a cup of tea lads
wish me luck
>>52838950
HATE IT
>poortherners in charge of handling the bants
>>52838955
save your mad for school tomorrow champ
doing a shop, want anything lads?
>>52838933
Jazakallah akhi
Is it haram to look at pig?_?
>>52838969
STEM desu
>fucks sake we're out of milk again
>>52838907
It's halal to use it for oats mate.
>been on 4chumps since I was 16
>decide at 20 that I'm going to make an effort and fight social isolation and go out
>18 months of online dating follows
>get almost a hundred numbers
>go on dozens of dates
>have sex with about 20 different women
>get tired of online dating and desire a relationship even less than I did when I started
>end of the day at 23 I'm still estranged from the world
>>52838969
>rounds off closer to 31 than 25
>31 round off closer to an hour than 30 secs
>replying to an hour old post
kill urself
this looks like a great place to build my house, it's close to schools as well
>>52838988
cornetto lad
>>52839045
nice boat shariq
CUT
MY
LIFE
INTO
PIECES
>>52839045
>it's close to schools as well
aha
