northerners rising edition
>de gay
>>52840244
what do you mean by this?
>not calling it rouge dressing
fucking plebs.
>>52840220
technically sinking
>>52840268
please see image name
cara
Where are the screams to allow northern refugees simply trying to escape flood and destruction into the south and given money and new lives?
>>52840281
from the perspective of us upside downers
>>52840349
Oh i see
how inconsiderate of me
>>52840220
looks like home
>hello lads, I am from the north of england
>>52840220
>tfw not capitalizing in on "new venice" tourism
i have just entered the thread
>>52840384
>capitalizing
fuck off yank
>>52840391
good entry
look forward to see how your journey within the thread continues
>goin shop anyone want owt?
>hello lads, I am from England
northerners finally get to have a cheeky wash
>>52840244
>A leaf
>>52840409
looks like a yank to me
>>52840345
Poortherners are too stubborn.
>>52840220
>he doesn't live on high ground and away from large rivers
>>52840414
should've gone to specsavers
#NotAllStorms
#YouAintNoRiverBruv
>>52840409
Washington Square is full of hobos.
>ey'up petal am just off down t' pob wih lads, donh wait op fer us, i'll geh night boat home
>transferring files over my LOCAL network is slower than downloading
How the fuck is this possible. My network supports 1000mbps so transfers should be that fast
>>52840403
thanks xx
>>52840409
>it's a Northerners leave the thread because they got bantered too hard episode
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/an-orgasm-a-day-could-cut-prostate-cancer-risk-a6790381.html
nowank btfo
>>52840464
Your router supports theoretically that amount as a potential, the cheap cat cables used in the wiring of your house or the shitty wireless you're using most likely don't.
>>52840464
maybe it doesn't like kpoop
>>52840485
literally Daily Mail tier """"journalism""""
>>52840432
>>52840464
close all that anime, those 50 tabs and that fallout 4 and it will free up some power
>>52840508
>I am too autistic to contribute to society but pay me benefits anyway
>“The French flag is a symbol of violence, terror and genocide for many of those who have historically been on the receiving end of French colonial/imperial crimes.
>“We need to dismantle the whitewashed narrative that genocides committed in the name of colonialism & imperialism are somehow less worthy of recognition, or that the voices of those on the receiving end of these genocides do not matter.”
Why do we let these fucks in lads?
>>52840517
>close all the anime
>tfw severe flood risk for my area
>tfw have no contents insurance
>tfw had a new kitchen installed in the summer
Sounds like the wind is going to blow the roof off
Irish weather
>>52840536
fire red
>finally downloaded grindr
>there's a bear near me, and I meet their criteria
>just messaged him
Wish me luck lads! The thought of a dick in my butt is getting me so excited :3
>>52840549
good hope you get flooded
>>52840549
you reap what you sow
>>52840517
>fallout 4
I honestly dunno why I bought it, havent even played it or the other 3
Just sent a girl I like a FB message. I wonder, was it too long? It was long enough to justify a separate word document and three lots of proofreading. I have never had a gf and didn't want to mess things up so I thought I'd make it perfect.
>>52840557
oh just get on the fucking cross already
>>52840536
He's bantering the French, sounds as English as chicken korma to me.
>>52840549
>buy house in a flood prone area
>don't buy insurance to protect against it
You fucking mong.
>>52840552
whats it like out?
>>52840560
Think the worst of the rain is over now but thanks for the (You) anyway!
>tfw from South
>moved up North
>come down South for Christmas
>North BTFO
>comfy in South
>North will be fine by time I'm back
>i post fedora memes
>>52840536
Shitskins really are just awful creatures.
>>52840563
>>52840577
My mum and dad did it t b h
Pretty nice kitchen as well desu, from Magnet I think it was, cost a bomb.
>>52840601
is your house flood proof lad?
>North will be fine by time I'm back
no, it will still be the north
>>52840601
>mfw i unironically attend York uni and I'm going back on Sunday
>>52840630
fill up some sand bags then you runt
>>52840536
>WAHHHH those countries are EVIL!
wait, shit, uh actually could you get me a free apartment and thousands of Euros a year free because my Muslim country is shit living
If houses are going to be built on flood plains, why aren't the houses built on stilts like the yanks do for their ones built in areas at risk of floods?
>>North will be fine by time I'm back
>no, it will still be the north
harbouring a massive poo
this one will be good
>>52840632
Live in countryside m7, nowhere near flood plain
>being an urbanite
>>52840582
Cold out
>>52840657
they are northern, they don't fink
>>52840659
see this poor fellow can only communicate in fedoras
>>52840672
irish weather
>>52840647
Looking like we might have to lad
>>52840657
most houses are old brick designed for cold weather?
>>52840660
docked my willy in your mums harbour
>>52840665
What do you even do out there? Go down the pub every Friday for the rest of your life?
>>52840684
>Irish weather
what's it like out?
What has gotten the southerners all triggered by the north lads? It's bordering on obsession.
>>52840704
cold out
>>52840694
did the same to your mum lad
Can someone explain to an outsider what the hatred for "the north" stems from?
>they are northern, they don't fink
>>52840698
>What do you even do in there? Go clubbing every Friday for the rest of your life?
One of my closest and oldest friends came out as a trans gender to me last night. I called him a degenerate(first time I used it IRL) and a fucking freak and told him to fuck off.
I've never been intolerant or phobic of anything really so I don't understand why I reacted like that. Just the idea and thought of it makes me feel sick to my stomach. I hope he returns to normal.
>>52840712
Irish weather
>>52840714
their hatred of anyone else
>>52840714
It's just banter
Northerners try and blame all their failings (poverty, unemployment, shite accents, worse public health) on superior Southern ubermensch 2bh.
>>52840707
>Pay £1000 a month to a Jew for a broom closet to sleep in
>Mugged every day by Jamal
>Female family members raped every day by Mohammed
.Northerners living it up in paradise
I would be jealous and lash out too t b h
>>52840724
you sound like a bit of a basket case yourself desu senpai
really not a fan of scots tbqh lads
absolute runts, the lot of them. weedy, conniving, runts.
>>52840665
>being too poor to live in the south so you have to live in a poorthern field
>>52840707
I went to The North last year and it was a fascinating place. It didn't feel real, like it was just "there". I liked hearing a really strong Yorkshire accent on this qt girl though.
>>52840724
>I don't understand why I reacted like that.
he lied to you for years about a major thing
>>52840698
Work out, cook food from local farm stores, go on the internet, bang my girlfriend.
>>52840724
bold girl
>>52840714
Southerners feel smug because they're used to the flooding from the monsoon season back home
>>52840775
>Work out
>>52840714
maggie tbH
>>52840724
That's not very nice, is it. Why can't you be supportive? It's not like they tried to molest you.
>>52840724
>Global Rule 1
Never dog your mates
reported
>>52840751
>live in a tenement house
>everything is bleak and decaying
>literally everything is in greyscale, it's that bleak
>Police come round and take your daughters to be culturally enriched by Pajeet and his pals
>"but officer this is a horrific betrayal"
>Get warned for inciting racial hatred
>Eat scraps of deep fried batter and gravy before going to bed
>get flooded in the night and drown
>>52840767
>spending £2000 a month to live in a polluted shoebox with DeAndre, Katarzyna, Abdullah and Rafiki
>>52840693
Yes and ones built on flood plains are new builds.
I chalk it up to the absolutely disgraceful standard of British homes. It's one thing to say that we have less space so our houses are smaller, but they don't even use the space efficiently.
They could build to the pavement,nobody ever uses the front garden anyway, you let your kids play in the back.
they could build an extra floor.
They could include cellars like the yanks have.
They could make the loft an actual room fit for use.
So when you understand that greed and incompetence, you will then know why they don't do the logical thing and built houses on stilts in areas that will flood.
So 2015 draws to a close /brit/. Would you say your life is better now than when the year started?
>>52840698
He probably spends his time with white people. Southerners wouldn't understand.
>>52840745
>Northerners try and blame all their failings (poverty, unemployment, shite accents, worse public health) on superior Southern ubermensch 2bh.
this t b h. they're like scottish people
>>52840714
It's racial discrimination. Southerners despise whites so direct their anger at the north.
might have a shower
pong a bit
>Be in Massachusetts, mid 1990's
>Go to Irish Heritage Festival with my brothers because we were around 13 and sending us there was my mom's idea
>Wear an orange shirt because unaware of the implications of doing so
>Get weird looks until an old lady explains to me that Orange is offensive because some nonsense about Catholics vs. Protestants
>Take off my shirt
>Get weird looks for going shirtless
>Try to lighten the mood by doing a Braveheart impression, the movie came out not long ago
>Told Braveheart was Scottish, not Irish, a bunch of old Irish-American ladies are super pissed at me
>Ask, "Well is Mel Gibson Irish?"
>"No. He's from Australia" (Later found out old lady was wrong, he's a Kiwi)
>Decide this isn't the place for me
>Scream "Scottland rules!"
>Run at top speed through some hedges, only to find they are sticker-bushes
>Never run through sticker bushes shirtless, by the way
>Get a huge thorn in my nipple
>See Mom with the mini-van
>"Anon! Look at your chest!"
>See thorn the size of my thumb jutting form my nipple
>Pass out
>Wake up in the car on the way to the emergency room
>Nurses use tweezers, water, and a weird tiny vacuum cleaner thing to suck all the splinters out of my nipple
>Bros never quite respect me as much after that.
Truly the worst series of events in my life. I die a little inside every time I think about it.
>>52840847
>they're like scottish people
this
>>52840841
well, I post less memes, so Im getting there
>>52840821
>live in a polluted shoebox with DeAndre, Katarzyna, Abdullah and Rafiki
love how inbred country folk are so scared of the big scary paki. if you ever left your inbred village you'd see that just because we occupy the same city it doesn't mean we have to actually interact with each other
>Northerners finally attempting to banter back now that the hostel they're forced to stay in has allowed them to use the internet for 1 (one) hour
>>52840823
rike dis?
>>52840714
>Can someone explain to an outsider what the hatred for "the north" stems from?
Consult the historical documentary labelled "Game of thrones".
There is more truth to that statement than you would believe too.
>>52840698
he gazes longingly over the border to scotland
I get the impression that living oop nooorth is like living in a Bela Tarr film.
Is this a typical Friday night up that part of the country?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_hUe4hl1rY
Had sex last night with a 36 year old woman, i'm still knackered from it
>>52840863
>mom
fuck off yank
>>52840918
no it's more like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC_mV1IpjWA
>>Can someone explain to an outsider what the hatred for "the north" stems from?
>Consult the historical documentary labelled "Game of thrones".
>There is more truth to that statement than you would believe too.
>>52840896
that ur an imbred?
>>52840891
s-shut up
>>52840724
good on you mate
I hope we all have your strength
>>52840220
Twf Living on a hill
Twf Surrounded by Chalk
Twf no rain just windy
feels /safe/ as fuck
>>52840885
>yfw I'm from London and moved to the superior North for a better quality of life
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE SOUTHERNERS ARE EVIL
>>52840952
do you have to save those on a USB?
>>52840979
>>52840863
I'm actively wishing cancer upon you right now.
do enjoy the north vs south banter
The North is literally on a 15yr delay in terms of fashion, music, technology.
It's bizarre, just drive up the motorway into a time-warp.
Just got back after being banned for 3(three) days because I made a new /brit/ thread waheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>mfw hearing a northerner try to speak english
>>52840979
They don't have those up there yet.
The town Floppy Disc is in high demand but they allocate up to 500kb for reaction images.
>>52840964
Northeners do have the higher ground
>>52840942
haha good post lad
>>52840508
Find your niche, don't be a lazy bastard mate.
>>52840863
I unironically hate yanks.
>>52841071
VERY good post.
>>52840949
War of the Roses my friend. It's where GRRM stole GoT from, you southern twat.
>>52841071
I quite like them, personally. Well, the women. As long as they keep their mouth shut. The men are worthless. I cannot abide by a bunch of cunts whose sole purpose in life is to high five others and spend an evening chiselling their jaws.
Tits of the year lads
got banned for 30 (thirty) days for making an off topic post on /sp/
Trial by Jury is a bit mad 2bh, most people are borderline spastics.
>>52841029
>mfw southerners speak arabic
Lads I'm trying to apply for a Sexual Relations Licence but I'm not black or Muslim is there some way around this?
>>52841131
What's that? An advert for Photoshop?
not a fan of:
>scots
>northerners
>yanks
>rasheeds
>pikeys/irish
>>52841140
safety in numbers lad, that's why you need a unanimous decision
>>52841010
It's better than how the yanks go on about their north-south divide that's for sure.
youtube.com/watch?v=xx70L_wBZB8
Is this what its like in the north?
>>52841131
good post
>>52841161
Get the cuck liscence la
Might get drunk and rewatch Serial Experiments Lain 2nite
>>52841126
Business idea: we all use our accents and steal all of the yank women to ensure GF2016.
>>52841137
Did not get banned for making an off-topic thread today. Weird.
>>52841175
>north is advanced and civilised
>south is all hillbilly rednecks and mongs
they got it exactly backwards the spastics
>>52841198
Was thinking of starting that soon. I don't like anime but I heard it's good if you like David Lynch films.
Who fucking /H Y P E D/ for NYE?
>>52840810
Sounds like the South desu, not my white, unflooded village
>>52841226
Very good and very good soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBff4F5egLc
>>52841229
what are you doing la?
>>52841229
>invite to the new years eve party coming any day now
>>52840885
Rasheed
Who fucking /H Y P E D/ for another day
HAND OVER THE FUCKING (You)s RIGHT NOW
>>52841229
Can't wait to sit in my room by myself on NYE
Lads has science ever discovered why wires just spontaneously tangle themselves?
Look at this shit
>>52841229
Got invited to a party. Not going though because I only know one out of thirty people there. I feel more along in a room full of people than I do by myself.
I'll just watch Lost in Translation and get drunk.
@52841274
fuck off abdul had enough of your shite
>>52841198
>avant-garde anime
>>52841198
I watched it once and didn't have a fucking clue what it was about desu, better watch it again.
>>52841281
Mate iktf, they sit on my floor not moving yet they're always fucking tangled up.
>>52841247
Neat.
I'll make it the next thing I watch.
>Lowthers under water
RIP sweet prince
What's a good site for buying t shirts lads? Or a good retailer.
>>52841281
they just want to hug eachother
>not hugging your cables
Haven't had a wank for 48 hours, primal urges BTFO
>>52841252
house party la
>good drink
>good gear
>good music
>good people
>qt girls
>>52841253
Unlucky pham, could always ask a few people what they're up to; might prompt an invite. /brit/ won't be too bad imo.
>>52841279
wahey
>>52841284
You should go 2bh. Lost in Translation is good, but it'll make you long for companionship, esp. if drunk lmao!
>>52841279
Oh don't be sad moot, you can come to the pub with me.
>>52841346
What sort do you want, mate? Uniqlo are cheap and surprisingly good for the price.
Morning lads
>>52841339
guess it was too low
thers
accurate
>>52841346
>Or a good retailer.
thats the one lad. fuck that online shit, go out and look around. fuck ebay, fuck target, fuck big w. find your shit
>>52841376
who is this qt twink
>>52841281
It's the toilet witch 2bh.
>>52841346
Cheap: Uniqlo
Not cheap: Sefton or Albam
>>52841388
ur dad
>>52841377
It's the best bar in York mate. They sell triples for £2.50
![TWaAsAO[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bN7KBvF.jpg "TWaAsAO[1].jpg")
>>52841356
Already tried asking mates what they're up to, no dice la
>>52841356
>good gear
kill yourself you immature cunt
>>52841378
A shaun of the dead scenario with Mark and Jezza would work quite well.
>>52841404
Unlucky la
>>52841405
Care to elaborate?
>>52841356
>>good drink
what does this even mean
>>52841356
I went to a house party two years ago and sat on my own the whole evening nursing one beer because I didn't want to go in to the kitchen to get more.
Lost In Translation is one of my top five films and I watched it last year on NYE and although I cried myself to sleep it felt cathartic.
>Going to York
Hope you majored in deep sea diving m8
Unironically might go to a screening of The Room in London, Tommy Wiseau is going to be there and I really want to see that weird fucker in person
>>52841346
I get my clothes from Mr Porter and Stuarts London. Cheap shit from Uniqlo.
Mr Porter is for rich cunts though, like myself.
>>52841464
>Going to York
>majored
what is there a university there or summat
>>52841464
>majored
Hello yanky doodle ;^)
Who /new year, new me/ here?
>try out gay dating app
>message guy in my town
>he's the same age as my dad so I ask him for his first name
>it's the same as my dad's
Fuck fuck fuck
>>52841474
Hahaha what a story Muark
>>52841479
Matches BTFOs Mr. Porter imo
>rasheed talking to a subhuman scouse
http://youtu.be/sWAUrHODRWM
>>52841417
>tfw no mark/jezza/malcolm/jamie zombie apocalypse crossover
>>52841425
>Care to elaborate?
Yes.
You are dirty fucking degenerate and should commit self murder as soon as the opportunity presents itself.
Windy as FUCK outside. My windows are whistling and it's driving me mental
>>52841388
delet this
>>52841497
Never heard of it. Looking at it now and it looks pretty good. Thanks, friend.
>>52841483
What's it called here then?
>>52841488
Go downstairs and give your dad a cheeky wink la
>>52841474
Really? I might have to sail down south to go.
>>52841501
Do you drink alcohol though?
>>52841542
Only in moderation. Alcohol is not illegal.
>>52841529
A degree DeSean Hernandez
>>52841552
lmaoing at you in real life right now mate.
>>good gear
>kill yourself you immature cunt
>>52841566
CUSTODIAN THAT WORKS FOR FREE GET HIM
>>52841229
nope
all my plans are ded. i'm gonna attempt a hail mary tomorrow and send a snapchat to some grils sutbley emphasising my dire state of affairs and hope they invite me to their plans :s
>
youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34
>>52841566
She has halfcaste freckles, they look awful.
>>52841464
Don't even joke anon. I'm going back to York this saturday and I'm genuinely concerned I might have to rig my suitcase with a float
>still no NYE invites
asked my friend and he's just ignored me
>>52841537
It's on February 4th at the Prince Charles Cinema in Leicester Square, bring plastic spoons
Got acting classes for my christmas lads
Hope it's good, haven't done it since secondary. Any of you ever done it?
>She has halfcaste freckles, they look awful.
>>52841376
Morning hun.
Reminder to post butt.
>Its the yank comes and tries to banter but looks a stupid twat instead time
>>52841488
How far away is he?
>>52841636
Well of course an American would enjoy negro features.
at the job centre life's a laugh
they giz you free cash for your autograph
>>52841561
Ok, thanks Yusuf
>>52841657
5 metres
>>52841486
same rules apply
really liking this new rnb album, I promise Im white tho
>>52841644
>Bocky
>Bocari Sweat
>Well of course an American would enjoy negro features.
>>52841713
rashezzle
just did a wake up
>>52841608
>call my half-indian housemate halfcaste in conversation
>she goes off on one at me about how racist it is
Copying CDs in this day and age...
What a ball ache. My tastes are a bit obscure and finding downloads for this shit is ridiculous. I have 170 CDs that I can't find anywhere.
>>52841746
>le nightmare goggles
>le its the same
>>52841752
>not just listening directly from your PC
>Not having an aux cable in your car
W E W
E
W E W
>>52841769
shit bant
>>52841752
>I have 170 CDs that I can't find anywhere.
try the old persons home LMAO
*has a look*
>>52841748
Explain yuself
wha yu mean
when yu say half-caste
yu mean when Picasso
mix red an green
is a half-caste canvas?
explain yuself
wha yu mean
when yu say half-caste
yu mean when light an shadow
mix in de sky
is a half-caste weather?
well in dat case
england weather
nearly always half-caste
in fact some o dem cloud
half-caste till dem overcast
so spiteful dem don’t want de sun pass
ah rass?
explain yuself
wha yu mean
when yu say half-caste
yu mean tchaikovsky
sit down at dah piano
an mix a black key
wid a white key
is a half-caste symphony?
Explain yuself
wha yu mean
Ah listening to yu wid de keen
half of mih ear
Ah looking at yu wid de keen
half of mih eye
an when I’m introduced to yu
I’m sure you’ll understand
why I offer yu half-a-hand
an when I sleep at night
I close half-a-eye
consequently when I dream
I dream half-a-dream
an when moon begin to glow
I half-caste human being
cast half-a-shadow
but yu must come back tomorrow
wid de whole of yu eye
an de whole of yu ear
an de whole of yu mind.
an I will tell yu
de other half
of my story.
>>52841748
Did you put your benis in her designated shitting hole?
>I still burn cd's
>>52841651
I wish they would just take the hint and fuck off forever.
What,do we have to burn a giant burger in their front garden while dressed as vegetables before they finally fuck off?
>>52841752
>listening to music at all
>not just listening to the sounds around you
WEW
>>52841830
thats called a bbq u abo
>>52841830
Yes
>I wish they would just take the hint and fuck off forever.
>What,do we have to burn a giant burger in their front garden while dressed as vegetables before they finally fuck off?
doing a post
>>52841748
Shitskins go off on any old stupid shit.
Apparently they are now calling the term "Oriental" racist. What's next, European is racist?
Stupid coon cunts.
having a see
actually eating vegemite
>>52841858
you are racist though, lel.
