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the eternal lisicki edition
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Going to the porn store anybody want anything?
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Going to the Adult Video store anybody want anything?
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Nth for weather being the purest form of banter
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Back from the land of damp rags. Ask me anything.
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lmaoing @ ur life
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alri
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>>52783098
Porn

>>52783130
Adult videos
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>>52783166
>ywn tittyfuck Sarina
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flamenconigger
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oh for pity's sake

that's the third time this morning
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>non-american makes a /brit/ thread
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feet
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LAAAYY DOWN THE BOOOGIE
AND PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC TIL YOU DIE
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>>52783094
dont have polly pockets fAm

what do you suggest?

>>52783130
paul jewells porno
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who is "he"?
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Having a little think lads
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Kyary
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>>52783202
an addendum to this: my editions are better than yours. Go to hell
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>>52783238
she was cute
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>>52783219
The hotpocketta man
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>>52783166

Sarina, Eva Lin, and Baily jay are the only tranny degenerates I'd fuck
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marina~
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What if your wife cucks you with another woman and makes you watch?

Is that cuckoldry or a really bad threesome
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>>52783208
ikr
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>>52783190
>you will never lick his feminine penis
>you will never penetrate his boi pucci
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>>52783232

Literally looks like a toddler with a teenage boy's body
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>>52783232
>doesnt adequately show her weak legs
>doesnt adequately show her feeble frame

disaster of a pic
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>>52783278
>not jumping in
consent be damned at that point, they're gettin it
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>>52783238
why the fuck did you post this mate?

why do people post random shite in /brit/ for no apparent reason?

very low wuality posting
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maisie
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>>52783278
that's called a shit test
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fucking hate it when thickos like jason manford mouth off about political issues
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Rate my next outfit

(i will be rich someday, and that's will be my daily outfit.)
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@52783322
Gonna need a bigger bait m8.
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>>52783347
nonce
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkFMf_hxeIs
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>>52783347
"lol"
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>>52783238
this image crashed my browser
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>>52783278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RJjcUT7PO0

>you will never watch friends/sienfeld for the first time ever again
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doing a lie down and go to sleep
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>>52783347
Reem
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>>52783310
she doesn't serve you you slimey rat
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY
choon lads
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>>52783401
if i watched friends today i would see it for the shite it is tbqh
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Doing a risky fart lads. Wish me luck
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Sail on silver girl.
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>>52783437
YOU SHOULD BE DANCING
YEAH
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>>52783347
T. Alberto Fernandez
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>>52783431
thats where you're terribly terribly mistaken

i am her jerusalem
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>>52783322
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>>52783440
Back then it was magical though.

Definitely doesn't hold up as well as Seinfeld
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VERY IMPORTANT POLL

http://strawpoll.me/6388815
http://strawpoll.me/6388815
http://strawpoll.me/6388815

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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>>52783437
mum said she went to the same school and sat at the same desk as one of the lads from that band because he wrote his name on it
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>>52783440
Watched it a few months ago and it was still great tbqh.
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>>52783535
Noice
I went to school with a guy named "Your mothers hairy asshole" and he did the same thing
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>>52783534
>large arse large tits

This is pleb nigger option
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>>52783535
your mum is probably a fucking idiot
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>>52783534
where's the medium option?
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>>52783603
I prefer shapely tits and wide hips
Nigger option is huge bubble butt with no hips, which is fucking disgusting
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>>52783599
what a stupid name, I bet he got bullied a lot for that
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maisie
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>>52783363
>>52783382
>>52783420
what?
in english please?
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>>52783630
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""moderate""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" body size
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>>52783604
bit rude
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>>52783534
small tits, large arse/hips is the GOAT desu
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FUCKING TORY SCUM COULD'VE PREVENTING THE FLOODING BUT THERE TOO BUSY SPENDING BANKERS BONUSES ON THEIR IVORY TOWERS
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Business idea: play this repeatedly on a diner jukebox until they unplug it or kick me out, again

Also: write "This joke is between your legs" on the bathroom stall
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>>52783693
Agreed lad
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>>52783669
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>>52783666
reem is a posh word for good, hes saying you look posh but good

nonce is a word for paedo

lol is an english word for jajaja
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>>52783534

>Small tits, small arse, small hips
>child
whats the difference
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Going to get high and play cs:go lads hahahah
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>when her dating profile says body: average
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>>52783599
unironically went to school with a lad named cunt or possibly kunt, i never found out how it was spelled

think he was from some literally where country, probably uzbekistan or something
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>>52783710
whoops, silly me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs
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<:3)~~~
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my fucking dog is running around the house whining lads
driving me insane
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>>52783534
Where's the large tits, large arse and small feminie cock option?
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>>52783778
>jew
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anyone want to give me a footjob?
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This fucking guy

Also not a yank, claims to be both French and Ecuadorian
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thinking of joining a monastery lads
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>>52783534
Correct answer is small pert tits and small, round, firm arse. Anyone that disagrees is a paki or a nog or gay.
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>walk into a clothes store
>see an ok shirt left over from boxing day sales
>no extra medium size
>walk out

No wonder people shop online these days, highstreet is a joke.
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>No, I was NOT born in North Yorkshire
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snowing desu
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>>52783801
>You're just a sore loser because you Brits got destroyed and America would kick your asses. No you're America's bitch/51st state; karma's a bitch isn't it? Happy late independence day!
saved
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who /2pintsoflagerandapacketofcrisps/ here
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>>52783865
Canadian weather
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>ywn sail on Comanche
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Got two guinea pigs lads

their names are Ed and Ein (named after the cowboy bebop characters)
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>>52783865
i have never seen snow in person
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https://twitter.com/ConorWookie/status/650251140588806144
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any psychonauts in here? what are your goals for 2016?
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>>52783934
WEEBS OUT
GET OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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>>52783815
>sale on
>no medium shirts or jackets
>no 32W/34L jeans

Manlets and fat fucks have it easy 2bh famile
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Might do lucy on new years
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>>52783934
I remember them, cute lil buggers
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Have ye the New Years kiss lined up lads?
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>>52783935
still, would be cool to see all that gold
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>>52783945
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N
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>>52783935
do you want a medal lad?
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I don't care if Monday's black
Tuesday Wednesday, heart attack
Thursday never looking back
It's Friday, I'm in love
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There are currently 3 lesbian showering together in my house.

And they're all mingers
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>>52783934
>named after the cowboy bebop characters
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>any psychonauts in here? what are your goals for 2016?
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post more 2d girls
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smelly fart wanky poo
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>>52783975
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>>52783965
FOAL
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>>52783962
cowboy bebop is literally the only anime series i've ever watched for more than like 2 episodes (although i am currently in the process of watching one punch man)
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>>52783975
Bought myself a hand mirror tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUfzMDryA94
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no hunger games tonight?
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>>52784022
no
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Debating whether I should stop wanking, it's a hassle to clean up afterwards. But I know that if I stop, I'll just end up making a mess when I have a wet dream (since I will never have sex so I won't be able to discharge the semen elsewhere).
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>>52784037
>tfw my gimmick has reached monolithic proportions
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>>52784066
I'll give you some hunger games in the form of my dick in your mouth
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have to be up at 10 tomorrow
bloody nightmare
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>>52784064
>i-i'm not a weeb yet!!!!!!!!!

fuck off gook
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>>52784098
Post the one I made, I know you have it saved haha
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>>52784064
also, i didn't name them, my sister did

in fact, they're not even my guinea pigs, i'm just looking after them for her because she's gone overseas for 2 years
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I am American
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>no hunger games tonight?
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>>52784127
Fucking fraud
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>>52784101
come here bby
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nothing beats a good hearty beef stew lads.
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>>52784124
SO I WENT TO SEE MY FRIEND DAVE YESTERDAY
>the crowd titters in anticipation of another wonderful story

I KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND HIS WHITE, YES WHITE, GIRLFRIEND ANSWERED THE DOOR
>the audience gasps, some booing is heard
>one female audience member vomits, and one of the bulls escorts her to a designated "relaxation room"

I THOUGHT TO MYSELF "WHAT A B L O O D Y R A C I S T"
>cheers are heard and the laughing takes a moment to die down

ANYWAYS, I WALKED IN, HE PUT DOWN WHAT HE WAS READING, AND SAID "HELLO RUSSELL" TO ME
>the viewers grip the edges of their seats until their knuckles go white
>a female voice is heard moaning from the relaxation room area

NOT EVEN A SINGLE "SALAAM"
>another huge gasp is emanated
>several viewers collapse and begin frothing at the mouths

WHAT A B L O O D Y R A C I S T, DOESN'T HE KNOW I CONVERTED TO ISLAM LAST WEEK?
>the cheers this time around are 1.61 times as loud as the last
>a faint rumbling is heard, seemingly coming from far underneath the ground

SO MY EYES WANDERED TO THE TABLE WHERE HE WAS SITTING, AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SAW?
>one audience member screams "WHAAAAAAAAT" and has to be silenced with a black dildo pacifier

THE D A I L Y M A I L
>all 183 remaining members of the audience run to the stage and start running in a circle around Russell
>their chants of "L I T T L E L E G E N D" grow louder and louder until every ear is bleeding
>Russell begins to hover in the air, suspended by the updraft created by the revolving bodies
>he ascends through the crumbling studio roof and rises to the heavens as an army of black bull angels descends on the earth to spread their holy diversity
>each woman in the crowd rips off her clothes and the men commit ritualistic suicide by removing their genitals and bleeding out
>the great orgy of the interracial breeding grounds has begun
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>>52784127
>tfw I will never be able to physically shut you up
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>>52784162
>the great orgy of the interracial breeding grounds has begun
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How's /gf2015/ going lads?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63ApC5v8CKM
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>>52784175
you couldn't even if i was right in front of you cunt
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>>52784093
just do it in the shower
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can someone explain to me what a fuccboi is
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>>52784093
Just use a shopvac m8, no worries
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>>52784199
given up lad

a new annual challenge awaits us all very soon though
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got some pussy in my room
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think i'm going to figure out how to play HoI3 lads
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>>52784283
blini
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>>52784219
you'd probably suck my dick if I showed it to you, just like your chinese cartoons, I bet that's what you've always wanted
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Martin Freeman is 39 years old

Benedict Cumberbatch is 44 years old
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i'd argue that cowboy bebop isn't even an anime for weeaboos because they explicitly make fun of weeaboos in one of their episodes
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>>52784265
>>52784219
>>52784283
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>>52784265
like joey in friends
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>I have a girlfri-
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>>52784265
you
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>>52784283
is this the much vaunted cat
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>>52784331
no its a female
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>>52784317
all me
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>>52784304
you got those in reverse lad

don't know if you did that on purpose to try and lure me into correcting you or not, but if you did then i'm now at your mercy
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>>52784353
Made friends with her yet?
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ruined my throat yet again on that DMT attempt.
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>when his profile says, interests: kpop, anime and video games
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>>52784353
female cat
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>>52784385
on purpose he he
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>>52784405
y
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FUCK I have to go back to London tomorrow
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>>52784395
>DMT

that's a funny way of spelling deepthroat
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>>52784353
Give her the old Rasm Spasm
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me and the gf
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>>52784391
youre in my Bad Books very much so
do not dare to post at me
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>>52784391
she's not in hiding anymore so she seems aight
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What pixar film should I watch?
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how the fuck has no one quoted me next to a fedora man yet
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>>52784451

Which one are you?
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me and the bf
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The lisicki pictures are the only good thing to ever come out of /brit/.
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>>52784463
Lancashire regional flag looks like Kenny on a yellow background
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>>52784415
is it a kitten
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What's a nice movie I can watch that'll make me feel alone and a bit sad and lonely?
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>>52784395
Dipropyltryptamine is better than DMT. DMT is babby tier compared to it
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>>52784510
no its a cat
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want a smelly neet gf
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>>52784515
Requiem for a Dream
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>>52784463
Bit confused

>>52784471
pleased to hear that
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>>52784515
your life
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>>52784474
Monsters inc
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>>52784395
you must be feeling something
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considered buying a fedora in 2006, didn't though
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>>52784560
My life isn't a movie.
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want to be strong enough to pick up thick slags ngl
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>>52784395
can you elaborate
how do you even take that stuff? i never did anything harder than cannabis back when i had normie friends
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>>52784515
Amelie
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Hate-filled mind
Wounds left unhealed through time
Hate-filled life
Scars left from words through time

Thrown, far, high
Lost arrows, one forgets
Heart gone blind
Drowned oneself in regrets

Strained...
The string of pain
Bowed in causality
Sadness remains

Peace...
Won't be obtained
As veils of ignorance,
Hatred retains

Storm of arrows through karma
Seeking light through samsara
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>>52784562
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just knocked some pussyole out for looking at me funny
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where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?
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>>52784550
Sera only smells of strawberries and femininity.
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>>52784578
or is it
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>>52784538
shame

>>52784558
i asked you a direct question earlier and you wouldnt deign to respond to me get out of my sight
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>>52784605
you shouldn't be a bully m8, what goes around comes around
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>>52784592
Seen it. Didn't like it.
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>>52784583
>thick
you mean fat
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>>52784615
scunthorpe
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>>52784395
You don't put the flame directly on it, you have to hold it above the compound for a while and let it evaporate. Also hold it in as long as you can
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i've been up for 12 hours and STILL haven't watched a film fuck
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>>52784615
on the end of my dick
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>>52784435
On my phone and its bugging out so i can't see flags but i bet this post was made by a yank cause it's fucking awful.
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>>52784318
i havent watched friends
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Lads is there any point in me buying one of those new fangled home server hard drive thingies to share files on my home network, instead of me just installing a hard drive in my computer and sharing that on my workgroup?
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might let my hair grow for the next few years
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Onward to reach the wheel of time
A path of solitude
Embraced humbly
Hands, face and knees against the ground

Prostrations for existence to come
Winds of perpetuity
Through sails of vacuity
Shores of enlightenment
Are wished and found

Sand Mandala
of the enlightened mind
Sand Mandala
Pure wisdom, one, shall find

Kalachakra
Disclosing mystic hands
Kalachakra
Splendors of colored sands

Soon of this work art shall be
In the hands of ephemerality

Dismantled, will be
The wheel of time
Quiet intensity
The sands are poured at sea
Waves of enlightenment
Are blessed and found
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>>52784615
my facial features look quite similar to hers 2bh

maybe i should become a trap after all
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>>52784704
lmao
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>>52784704
>don't you EVER disrespect DMT!!!!!

you hippies are a joke
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>>52784643
Cross my heart I didn't see it. Would never ever do something like that to you, a valued friend.
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>>52784716
what's wrong with you

born in 1995 or later?
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>>52784741
do it lad
>>
Literally just gotten over a cold and now I have another one, fucks sake
>>
>>52784760
1996 masterrace reporting in
>>
MA CEC BRE MAMU VAM JEBEM BRE, CEC, CEC BRE KOLJEM BRE ZA CEC ALO BRE PICKE JEDNE TOP CEC AHAHAHAHHA TOP CEC BRE AHAHAHAHHAHA
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>>52784779
>sissy brit immune systems
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>>52784741
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
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>1996 masterrace reporting in
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>>52784584

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX5BtSNiDcg
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>>52784751
hmm yes well p'raps hmm yes
>>
>>52784822
bro you weren't THERE

only 90s kids will get this
>>
>>52784750
I apologise. Just opened in a new tab and the flags are back. Still an awful post (only drug ive ever done is marryjuanas lad, not a hippo)
>>
Lads I have got into contact with my third eye. I am at peace. Join me.
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>>52784782
no, 1995 is the masterrace

if you weren't born before windows 95 came out you're pretty much a non-person
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>Lads I have got into contact with my third eye. I am at peace. Join me.
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>>52784860
Tempted. I have a gram but I'm not in the right mood
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>>52784841
Would you like to ask me again?
>>
lads no one replied to my /sp/ thread can you post in it and pretend to be interested please
ta
>>>/sp/64520482
>>
my perineum is a bit inflamed and itchy lads.
>>
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>>52784822
>>52784881
I am loving this gimmick. I give it 5/5 gimmick points
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>>52784928
>sports
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>>52784951
my hand on the left
>>
I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organisation. Every muscle must be tight.
>>
>>52784889
me
>>
daily reminder that you can literally become immortal by injecting DMT daily
>>
watching television is like painting black paint over your third eye
>>
>>52784952
>america is literally only just getting the fedora meme just now

jesus christ
>>
Fedora posting is almost as good as baneposting.
>>
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>watching television is like painting black paint over your third eye
>>
>>52784831
uh thx
>>
>you will never conquer massive tracts of land for rome
>>
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>daily reminder that you can literally become immortal by injecting DMT daily
>>
>>52785003
my third eye is always down your mum's throat so it might as well be blind
>>
>>52784909
the moments passed

anyway youve been chastised, lets move forward amicably

but know i have my eyes on you; two eyes as often as i can spare them
>>
>>52784860

I've reached the stage where I should hang up the phone, but I'm kind of tempted to say fuck it and do some 2000ug trips. Need some adult nappies because I'm fairly sure I'll lose bowel control at that dose.
>>
>>52784982
those 50 pullups would take you all day
>>
>>52785058
xDD
>>
>tfw interested in weapons but not fussed about guns and have to wade through all the gun shite to find good threads on /k/
>>
>>52785094
you don't need a phone when you have DMT

we are all literally a phone
>>
>>52784982
fuck off

bickleposting is my gimmick
>>
very skinny people on /brit/, how do you do it? i've spent all of last year trying to get from skinnyfat to very skinny and i can't do it, i'm tired all of the fucking time
>>
>>52783440
>>52783521
>american sitcoms
>funny
>>
Any Kev updates lads? Been away for a couple of days.
>>
>>52784982
lad pullups are a lot harder than pushups....
>>
>tfw interested in weapons but not fussed about guns and have to wade through all the gun shite to find good threads on /k/


>fuck off

>bickleposting is my gimmick
>>
>>52785149
still cold out
>>
Scrotal threats unhorse a question of flowers
I asked for answers and got a headful of heroin in return
When time fell wanking to the floor

My body disgusts
Damp grease wafts sweatballs
From sweatballs and thigh fungus

A girl strips in my mind
Squeezes my last pumping drop of hope
And rolls me over to sleep alone

I fireball the dead cities of the mind, and watch the skin peel and warp
Of all unhappy bubbles of anal wind
Popping and winking in the mortal bath

Assailed by doubt, wracked by fear
Tossed in a wrecked mucus foam of steamed loathing
Snot trails of lust perforate the bowels of my intent
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>you don't need a phone when you have DMT
>>
put the pussy back where she belongs
>>
>>52785149
still hates it
>>
>>52785189
Irish weather
>>
>he listens to progressive house
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>>52785138
>this popular quote everyone quotes all the time everywhere is MY gimmick
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Dl05-CtGqY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEYMaSoXQUM
>>
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Holy fuck this French lad posts anti-British comments every day. It's like his job

Why the fuck would someone in France spend 24/7 writing anti-British shit? The US or Israel I get but not the UK
>>
>>52785179
>look mum i did an indirect post on 4chainz :)
>>
"I drive" - Travis "Taxi Driver" Bickle
>>
>>52785142
literally just eat less

if you're hungry just distract yourself with a video game or something

i'm literally only skinny because i can't be arsed to eat much
>>
>>52785208
sun is out though
>>
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>Irish weather
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>fuck off

>bickleposting is my gimmick
>>
>>52785189
>>52785204
Ta x
>>
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>>52784592
>Watched Amelie with my oneitis
>Nothing happened
>>
>>52785201
i thought you couldnt touch it without it going mental or summat
>>
>>52785215
it is when used in /brit/ and btw no they don't
>>
>>52785180
Yep banned for a week while people who post fedoras 50 times an hour remain untouched.
>>
>>52785256
Who let it out?
>>
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>i'm literally only skinny because i can't be arsed to eat much
>>
>>52785287
she follows me around sometimes

also that was when she arrived at first

shes alright now
>>
How many girls do you think have ever been attracted to you? Mine's 4.
>>
Who /Dorset/ here?
>>
>>52785299
stab yourself for me
>>
>>52785328
how old exactly is the beast
>>
>>52785354
69
>>
>>52785342
About 20
>>
>>52785342
i know of like 15-20 of them but idk
>>
>>52785315
Excellent post
>>
>>52785061
I'll be good

>>52785363
HAHA
>>
oneitis posting utter shit on facebook again
>>
>>52785351
if i relapse into cutting myself my doctor will make me go back to the psych ward
>>
Hate this yank cunt that tries so hard to fit in but fails and no one ever replies to him. Literally fuck off, your gimmicks aren't funny and you type like a literal nigger.
>>
>How many girls do you think have ever been attracted to you? Mine's 4.
>>
>>52785354
2 and half i think my sister said
>>
>>52785342
Hundreds easily I'm fairly handsome 2bh
>>
>>52785342
0 (zero)
>>
>>52785388
you'll get half a year off school lad, cut away
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xip6TQcz3lA
>>
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I dare you to mention jews on /deustch/. See how long it takes for you to get banned. They actually believed the holocaust happened.
>>
>>52785342
probably none
>>
>>52785342
Depends. I think quite a few have been into me in clubs there its dark and they're all drunk.
>>
>>52785435

prove that it didn't
>>
>>52785435
It did though
>>
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>Hate this yank cunt that tries so hard to fit in but fails and no one ever replies to him. Literally fuck off, your gimmicks aren't funny and you type like a literal nigger.
>>
>>52785342
attracted or in love? attracted probably more than 50 if we are talking real life. love about 3
>>
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>ASMR
>>
lads, i gave myself a buzz-cut recently but its now got to the point where it needs trimming on the back and sides - but only a little bit.

how much will that cost in a barbers? its barely 5 mins work. will i get charged for a full mens cut or what?
>>
>>52785452
>>52785458
Prove 6 million Jews died.
>>
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>I dare you to mention jews on /deustch/. See how long it takes for you to get banned. They actually believed the holocaust happened.
>>
>>52785384
*firmly strokes your hair and tears it out a bit*

>>52785396
why didnt you get a proper kiten tho
>>
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>>52785476
>jew is here for no apparent reason
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>Prove 6 million Jews died.
>>
>>52785494

you just said they didn't so you provide evidence for your claim first please.
>>
>>52785494
Rasheed
>>
>>52785485
If you're a student you might be able to get one for as cheap as £4 so long as you get a student cut
>>
>>52785342
>>52785476
oh, i read that wrong. i think when i was 12 a male looking classmate had a crush on me but
>>
>>52785522
>jew is here
>isn't posting videos of girls getting fucked by machine

smdh
>>
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>i gave myself a buzz-cut recently but its now got to the point where it needs trimming on the back and sides - but only a little bit.
>>
As a child I was forced to attend a concentration camp called "High School" where I was put through slave like mandatory Holocaust indoctrination classes. I was also taught to hate my white heritage and to hate and destroy any white person that exhibited any form of solidarity. Millions of whites are lost to this horrifying holocaust.
Luckily, I was able to survive this sick process and my mind is free of these evil feelings. I will fight to ensure my race isn't exterminated. I am a Holocaust Survivor. I survived the Holocaust Indoctrination.
>>
>>52785522
please do not bully
i dont bother anyone
>>
>>52785543
>a male looking classmate
was he just male looking or was he an actual reptile?
>>
More like "holohoax"
>>
>He gets his identity from his race and not his nationality

Literally Rorke
>>
>>52785591
Shalom lad
>>
As a child I was forced to attend a concentration camp called "High School" where I was put through slave like mandatory Holocaust indoctrination classes. I was also taught to hate my white heritage and to hate and destroy any white person that exhibited any form of solidarity. Millions of whites are lost to this horrifying holocaust.
>Luckily, I was able to survive this sick process and my mind is free of these evil feelings. I will fight to ensure my race isn't exterminated. I am a Holocaust Survivor. I survived the Holocaust Indoctrination.
>>
hehe
>>
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>I believe six million Jews died because someone claimed they did even though it's statistically impossible based on the amount of Jews that lived in Europe at the time.
>>
mix the sweet and sour with a squirt of mustard
t. chicken mcnugget expert
>>
>>52785514
because its my sisters cat and im looking after it since her landlord found out about it and she isn't supposed to have pets
>>
>>52785643

provide said statistics then mate
>>
>>52785591
you get me all hot and bothered with your big tits and slutty attitude
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>>I believe six million Jews died because someone claimed they did even though it's statistically impossible based on the amount of Jews that lived in Europe at the time.
>>
>>52785665
Fuck off your mustard isn't the same as ours. Real english mustard is spicy as fuck yank shite tastes like bollocks.
>>
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>>I believe six million Jews died because someone claimed they did even though it's statistically impossible based on the amount of Jews that lived in Europe at the time.
>>
>>52785598
no she was really mannish. like she was 1.80 at age 13 and had a very strong jawline. she kept staring at me at class
>>52785626
hello mate :)
>>
>>52785638
fuck you
>>
>Implying the original 6 million figure quoted wasn't an overestimation that every historian now acknowledges and you wont find printed in a modern book.

Srs /pol/ goes on about "but muh six million didn't die" but the only people still using the figure of six million is /pol/ themselves.
>>
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>>I believe six million Jews died because someone claimed they did even though it's statistically impossible based on the amount of Jews that lived in Europe at the time.
>>
>>52785676
oh i see

introduce that sister to the buckinghamshire why dont you
>>
might get a field car
>>
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3376262/Up-80-children-young-FOUR-trying-change-gender-year-evidence-youngsters-schools-encourage-transition.html

;_;
>>
>>52785748
>The Holocaust was the systematic persecution and murder of approximately six million Jews by the Nazi regime and its collaborators between 1933 and 1945.
>>
>>52785748

[citation needed]
>>
>>52785701
we eat heinz mustard in america. that's german
>>
Really wish vaginas didn't smell so terrible tbqh lads
I know only real niggas eat the booty and all that, but I'd really rather just smash and save my nose the trouble.
>>
>>52785787
she has a gf
>>
numbers are proper hard

just tried some tests and got lots wrong
>>
>>52785825
not for long :)
>>
>>52785809
Coleman or fuck off. I meant as in mustard is an english thing that you have completely bastardtized.
>>
>>52785748
i hear the 6 million figure in plenty of places
>>
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>The Holocaust? Goodness, m'lady, you don't buy into that tripe do you? I'm more inclined to refer to it as the Holohoax, myself!
>>
Eating the last few Milky Ways out the Celebrations box lads, anyone want the Bounties?
>>
>>52785792
tab
>>
will it look silly submitting a job application at this time of day?
>>
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>>52785734
ohh
>>
Absolutely disgusted by holocaust denial, it should be illegal here
>>
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>it's a newcastle lose to a shit team and he starts drinking epsiode
>>
>>52785811
you've been shagging some sweaty little slags m9
>>
>>52785792
the worlds just gone fucking mental. you know you've got life easy when this is your struggle.
>>
making a sandwich
>>
>>52785877
Its 5 PM you should be fine
>>
>>52785811
t. gaybod
>>
>>52785877
Does it have a timer that would make it look weird if you finished it now but submitted it at a reasonable time?
>>
gonna become a secular jew

i'm already halfway there
>>
>>52785844
but if you break her up to get with her she will still have a gf
>>
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>Absolutely disgusted by holocaust denial, it should be illegal here
>>
>>52785851
its colman's but okay. and yes we have that here.
>>
>>52785920
nah
but i just submitted it anyway haha
>>
>>52785892
True Geordie?
>>
>>52785957
yee
>>
>>52785825
wish i had some form of visual media with which to base my mental image upon

at least answer this; is ur sis fat or skinny
>>
>not having a Hebrew first name
Literally rasheed tier.
>>
>>52785895
They smell like wet iron
You ever noticed a smell if you cut your finger and it bleeds a bit or something? That's really close to the smell I notice from them.
>>
Found my old raspberry pi what can I do on it?
>>
>not having an Old English first name
Literally rasheed tier.
>>
>>52785974
Hate that fat cunt t b h.
>>
>>52785984
medium
>>
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>>not having a Hebrew first name
>Literally rasheed tier.
>>
>not having a Celtic first name
Rasheeds out tbqh
>>
>>52785974
that u gaz hahaha
>>
>>
>>52786009
>his name doesnt trigger pakis
>>
>not having an Islamic name
literally jonathan tier
>>
>>52786006
write a script that masturbates your dick for you and stops when you are almost about to blow your load then keep going when you calm down
>>
>>52786009
>old English first name
>>
post first names
>>
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>>52786029
fuck
>>
>>52786060
muhammed al patesh bin al rasheedi
>>
>not having a scottish/irish celtic name
>>
>>52786051
enjoy prostate cancer
>>
>>52786039
I'll give you that actually yeah
>>
>>52786060
Li
>>
>>52786060
Liam. 100% irish blood
>>
>>52786060
cena
>>
>>52786021
why desu?

love laughing at northerners desu but don't hate him
>>
mine is germanic

>>52786077
rasheed

>>52786091
zheng
>>
>>52786060
barry
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23O2U41p6cY
GIBBS
I
B
B
S
>>
>>52786060
kev
>>
>>52785529
onus of proof is always on the party that claims that something DID happen not that it didn't
>>
>>52786060
Chad
>>
>having a scottish/irish celtic name
>>
ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

Fucking hell lads

>>>/trash/739412

>>>/trash/739412

>>>/trash/739412
>>
post last names
>>
>>52786060
Christopher ngl
>>
>>52786095
>MUUUUH HERITAGE
fuck off yank
>>
>>52786060
Roarke
>>
>>52786006
Install xbmc - Kodi, attach to TV and get a free media centre
>>
>>52786138
you first
>>
>>52786100
His whole gimmick is shouting obvious and unfunny shite.

We get it, Nyuhcastle are wank, shouting it doesn't make it funnier.
>>
>>52786138
Doxxable info
>>
>>52786158
my heritage is all irish, so get fucked muhammad. probably more white than you
>>
>>52786118
>not izzie gibbs
fuck off yank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzF701J5ipE
>>
post home addresses
>>
>>52786189
>Irish """""people""""""""
>white
>>
>>52786187
>>52786187
>>52786187
can i have my edition now please?
>>
The moon is a light-bulb breaking lads.
>>
>>52786203

123 Fake Street
>>
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me n the lads
>>
What do you think of Cornish accents?
>>
>>52786177
are you a newcastle fan?
>>
>>52786060

Timothy. It's a good name
>>
>>52786138
Whang
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