Post slavic qts edition
cara
brendan fraser
oh for christs shitting sake
city of ember
>>52780251
2nd from left looks like a boy
>>52780270
janny confirmed anti-american
AUSSIE CUNT ON SUICIDE WATCH
Bit wet out
25 and never worked lads
alri its me from britain lmao wbu
>>52780327
Nothing wrong with that
>I work in a Call Centre
>>52780317
nonce
whoever this is
>>52780345
Canadian weather
Saw a normie girl's snapchat the other day lads. She had dozens of people under the letter "M" alone, meanwhile I have 5 people in total.
the janitor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXZv9DDCBYw
>>52780327
Even better
>>52780357
wew lad
maisie
now that i've posted my gimmicks i'll have to create new ones haha
>>52780363
I used to work in a call centre and it was hellish desu
>>52780368
>coming from the city of Atlantis 2.0
>>52780336
>implying based janny doesn't have my back
me on the right
>>52780317
her sex scenes in brooklyn were too "professional" for someone as poor as her.
kpop desu lads
>>52780251
>Post slavic qts edition
>>52780378
>he has snapchat
fuck off
Decided on my holiday now.
Going to Brazil. Will probably get bitten by a wandering spider or raped by a transexual samba festival dancer in shanty town but whatever.
>state an opinion
>get asked what i look like for surely someone that has a different opinion must be hideous
why is this so common?
>>52780378
She's probably sent nudes to all of them apart from you
>>52780413
Wew lad was making a reference to the Kev video haha x
>>52780412
did you get disciplined for being late 3 times in 3 months?
>>52780461
Was expecting someone to say "Northern Weather" tbqh haha x no offense lad
>>52780472
No I was never late desu
>>52780439
>>>/r9k/
NEETs OUT
>>52780422
me on the left
Which one is the best?
>>52780485
Haha cheeky x
>I'm a foodie
>>52780472
What's this meme a reference to?
>I don't meditate.
what's the capital of canadia?
>>52780519
i like BC and yukon
>>52780378
>snapchat
What's the point? Only SM app I have is whatsapp desu
>>52780519
Ontario
Nova Scotia is vile
>>52780519
alberta and manitoba imo
why is DayZ pronounced Day Zee when the guy who made it is from New Zealand where they say zed?
>I shagged her for a good two hours
>>52780519
yukon
Just brushed my teeth x
Got the shift last night lads. First time in 9 years.
>>52780549
...Quebec?
>>52780561
>From the regional flag that looks like a paki's rug
>I have more than three tabs open at one time
Slob
>>52780549
Ottawa
>okay google
>how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
>???
>profit
>>52780591
did they bleed
>>52780549
Washington D.C.
whats your plan for tomorrow then boys?
me:
>get up early. 8/8:30 im thinking
>get my hair cut
>get cracking on my essay
>go shopping and get some dinners cooked
>replace boot gas struts on my car
>wash bed sheets
thats about it think
>>52780580
send him an email saying
>zee
fuck off yank
>>52780425
I'm not sure what you mean.
>>52780624
no
>>52780549
toronto
haha
>I am from West Midlands
>>52780251
пpивeт
>>52780628
sounds pretty good tbqh m8 i hope you have a good time
>>52780628
after all that you can kill yourself
>>52780636
>Brown eyes
dropped
what's the best trick you could do on the trampoline?
Yellow fever is flaring up again lads, I can't deal with it any more. Need to shag me an Asian qt sharpish.
leftists want to import millions more of these people
http://www.nytimes.com/video/world/asia/100000004108808/the-killing-of-farkhunda.html
which kpop idol would suck a nigga dick for a iphone 6
Eating cheese curds with hot sauce haha I'm so weird
>>52780628
>go to work
>try and find qt work girl who I want to gf and ask her out
>be depressed because I can't find her and have missed my opportunity
>come home from work and be depressed
>>52780629
He abandoned the game long ago
>>52780556
Trying to fit in la
I don't know why t bh, my phone is basically a portable internet machine.
>>52780595
>a fucking pink flag
literally LBGT: the city
All these ''''''''''''''''qts''''''''''''''''''''''' are probably more slaggish than actual slags
>HERTFORDSHIRE
What can you tell me what it is like to live in this county ? Please no memes. I am going to be living in England next year
>>52780628
me:
>wake up whenever
>work my daily hours
>play naval action and post on 4chan
>>52780502
kill yourself normalcunt
>>52780628
>wake at 6:30
>leave for work at 8:20
>hopefully things are still quiet in the office
>leave work 5:30, grab some food i can just stick in the oven on the way home
>6:30-12:00 be exhausted and shit post on 4chan
tbqh
>>52780687
so?
do it you fucking idiot
>>52780664
>>52780684
Fag
>>52780691
It's orange you colourblind twat
>>52780519
>Top tier
BC, Yukon, Quebec
>Pretty good tier
Nova Scotia, Saskatchewan, New Brunswick, Manitoba
>Meh tier
Nunavut, NWT, Alberta, Ontario, Newfoundland
>Shit tier
PEI
>>52780684
bet you ain't got the balls to ask her out 2bh
>>52780735
You're pretty good
>>52780662
Landing on my bum and bouncing back up onto my feet.
>>52780711
>work in an office
>exhausted
lmao
>>52780711
with that routine i hope the job is worth it.
>>52780716
I don't know his fucking email you thick cunt
>>52780662
Backflip or double frontflip
Also slow stretched out front flip idk the actual name for it
Used to be on my trampoline for hours everyday as a kid
>>52780662
double front flip la
>>52780751
I will try, gonna be very nervous though desu :c
Why is /brit/ so hostile lately? I just want somewhere comfy to come and discuss >tfwnogf
>>52780519
>Prince Edward Island
That's a very specifically shaped tree to have on a flag
>>52780251
>>52780793
fucking off yourself
>>52780711
>bed at 12
>wake up at 6:30
i think i know why you're exhausted
>>52780705
hertfordshire here
most of it is great, full of comfy pubs, roman towns
lots of middle class white people going about middle class white lives
anything specific you want to know?
>>52780793
the britain first/anime crossover aren't a friendly bunch
>>52780792
you can do it! xo
>>52780635
Do you guys think these two would make a good couple?
wearing a latex glove to retain both dexterity and cleanliness whilst i eat this big chocolate santa
>>52780793
fuck off to britfeel abnormie twat
>>52780828
Might not even see her again
>>52780719
Why do you enjoy torturing me?
>>52780793
Normies
>>52780792
You'll be fine lad, just say she's v. pretty and you'd like to hang out :3 x
>>52780792
just be a big brave boy and even if it doesn't work out well don't do a upset x
>>52780773
holy shit you think I care? email him this brit meme or I swear to god I will fucking kill you
When the Normalo Nazis firebomb these places the geek race will be wiped out forever.
>>52780766
2 hours of walking to and from work and my work is mentally draining no just going through the motions
I got mind control over deebo
Parmesan my panino
>>52780628
I like a man who can fix his car himself
>>52780845
>>52780860
FONT
>waahh why can't i get a girlfriend
such a normie problem
true abnormies have bigger problems
>>52780826
fuck off paki
mans in the champions league out here you man are near relegation
marina~
>>52780865
I would be very sad but at least I have my waifu hehe
>>52780832
I reckon that even the girl in your pic would tell him to fuck off
>>52780635
>somepony
@52780906
FOAL back to /r9k/
>>52780906
go watch anime you fucking loser, pakis are here, get used to it
>>52780896
>2 hours of walking to and from work and my work
get a better job m8
>>52780923
why do americans ruin everything
i want all muslims deported
>>52780825
So it is a comfy suburban area? How is the climate? I am not too concerned with stuff to do, as long as there are basic shops and whatnot
Soccer sucks you weak bender cunt
>>52780906
You alright there, champ?
>>52780952
fuck off paki
>>52780906
>true abnormies have bigger problems
Such as?
There is no feel greater than
>tfwnogf
>>52780980
Good lad
@52780945
FOY back to /cum/
>>52780983
>s
foy
YEA!!! im a paki AND a gamer!!!! SO WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>52780987
>watches anime
>thinks he has real opinions
lol'ing tbqh
>>52780906
>true abnormies have bigger problems
like what?
mummy won't stop asking you if you've eaten today?
>>52780960
I ruined your mum's vag last night m8
>>52780868
1owtz gee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI-3apWiY5Q
me in the video
@52780983
>Soccer
I will not even give you the satisfaction.
>>52781024
vidya is haram
Is Boardwalk Empire good lads?
pakis>yanks
>after 23 you:
>get up at 7 to make sure you get to the job you hate at 9
>you work until 17:00- 18:00
>you get back at 19:00-19:30 depending on traffic
>by this point it's basically 20:00 and you're too tired to do anything else so you probably zone out to tv for about two hours
>you fall asleep at 23:00 - 00:00 but you postpone it because you don't want to go to work
>you wake up and immediately regret your decision because you're so tired
>you repeat this pattern, with the the weekend being your only respite but that goes too quickly anyway
>before you know it you're 30 and you still hate your job but this time it's taken a toll on you and you're starting to look tired. Those ready meals and no motivation for exercise has left scars on your face
>you'll eventually be 40 but that fight you had in your 20s has gone and you just accept it
>you just watch netflix and accept it
>>52780933
Did you read her summary?
Dunno, but she seems pretty lonely.
Despair make ppl do unthinkable things. anon.
>>52780960
Hi, I'm Adam Conover and this is "why do americans ruin everything"!
thighrene...
>>52781039
yank_tries_bantz.jpg
>>52780988
>>52781035
how to not end up rotting in a gutter in the near future, assuming death is even a bad thing
if >wahh why can't i get a gf :(((( is the biggest problem in your life you're a normie twat
>>52781024
fuck off paki
>>52781025
i don't actually
fuck off paki
>>52781049
este ser honesto
>>52781049
Rasheed.
going to my first ever 21st birthday party soon
>>52781048
Yes.
JIMMY
I
M
M
Y
>>52780982
>How is the climate?
you realise how small this island is right?
its on average 2 degrees warmer than the north and 1 degree colder than london
its commuting distance into london (20 minute train or so), a large number of people that live here work there and most everyone goes up there for nights out so theres always stuff to do
got a tailored suit
>>52781078
lots of normies are poor (poormies)
>>52781067
bet she smells like piss
>>52781078
got to be dumb to starve to death in the UK
>>52781049
fuck off paki
>>52781097
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
>>52781118
>dumb
fuck off yank
>>52781078
>how to not end up rotting in a gutter in the near future,
"wah I'm a lazy twat who still acts like a manchild and can't function independently"
>>52781097
Oi oi Bilbo Baggins
>>52781078
>using paki and normie as insults
someone having given up on any chance of happiness this much makes me feel a bit hardcore tbh300
>>52780853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JnIxbVD1bo
>gradually becoming more "normie"
>have some hope and confidence
>starting to think maybe even getting a gf could be possible in the upcoming year
>...
>but still plagued by periods of unconfidence and me thinking "Oh, maybe i'm just understanding the situation again and everyone actually hates me"
>>52781097
get your hem taken up you manlet
>>52781058
>>52781097
are you like half a meter tall
can't post many more mugi pics before japan lads, this one is nice, very cute.
>>52781094
of course i realise that, i don't really know what the climate is like anywhere in the country
you said most of it is nice, are there any areas to avoid?
sorry just trying to get some info from actual people that live there. this isn't me going of my own accord, my father's job transferred
>>52780959
i could get a bike or even a bus but i like the walk, good amount of exercise and it means im always wide awake before work
if im going to be late i can just pay a fiver for a taxi
>>52781168
why would you have to do less
>>52781177
Fingered her round the back of the bus station in Piccadilly last year
>>52781149
This. Seeing someone this bitter trying so hard for reactions makes me feel happier tbqh. Nice to know there is always a bigger loser than you somewhere.
>>52781149
>paki isn't an insult
>pakis are associated with good things
confirmed literal paki
>>52781097
Alright Warwick
>are you going to buy me a cocktail or what?
Just remembered that my good earphones broke and I have to use bad ones for my trip to work tomorrow
>normie mates have started typing like scottish nonces saying things like 'wae' and 'yer dar' because of this scottish twitter meme
not a fan 2bh lads
getting annoyed and getting more and more annoyed
>>52781192
it's cold in the UK
another fun fact: it's hot in africa
>>52781254
"no"
>>52781254
if you pull me off behind the kebab afterwards yes love
>>52781254
Sorry, Im a homosexual
>>52781220
good lad
>>52781279
fuck off paki
>>52781272
AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER
>>52781254
No you vapid slut
>>52781277
there's more to a climate than being hot or cold, of course, everyone here other than yourself knows this.
>>52781192
well you can google the climate of england but its rainy and grey tbqh
the worst area is probably borehamwood but even that isnt so bad, do you know specifically where you will be living?
All my drug dealers have had good looking gfs.
Might become a drug dealer so I can get one too 2bh
>>52781220
those bus stations are like right in the middle of a big open space
>>52781272
*makes you a cup of tea*
>>52781254
how about you buy me a drink?
>>52781314
GET FUCKED GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>52781330
Not true, I sell drugs and have no gf and pretty much no friends
>>52780251
I was in Russia a few weeks ago and these girls are below average
>>52781325
it rains a lot in the UK
another fun fact: it doesn't rain much in africa
>>52781331
Shit, you've seen through my ruse
I admit it, I never did finger a fictional anime character. Please don't revoke my (You)s
>>52781254
buy it yourself, slag
>>52781373
WAYNE
A
Y
N
E
Thinking about turning to a life of crime
>>52780868
god doesn't exist
>>52781392
Business idea: take the bankers bonuses and use it to buy water to fax to those poor thirsty African children
>Thinking about turning to a life of crime
listened to a bit of Death of a Salesman on the radio today. It was really good and made me want to read/see it in full. Never had the chance to study it in school.
>>52781435
no but i do
*shows you my willy*
>>52781423
fuck off paki
>Thinking about turning to a life of crime
Why does Scandinavian socialism work so well, lads?
>On night out
>Starting off at Wetherspoons
>Be in the toilets just having a cheeky piss
>Only me in there except for one cubicle which is locked
>Can quite clearly tell the poor lad is doing a poo
>Grab some paper towels from the dispenser, crinkle and soap them up and lob them over the cubicle
>Can hear the lad shouting and calling me a wanker
>Go back outside and see him emerge from the toilets about a minute later
>He's fuming
>>52781374
How do you manage to have no friends as a drug dealer?
My dealer thinks he's my best friend and even once dragged me out to a pub dinner with him and his gf.
Was a bit awk 2bh
why cant I stay off the bloody internet
>>52781468
how dum r u
>>52781438
YOU
L I T T L E
E
G
E
N
D
>>52781168
>>>>Socialism
wew better head down to the toothbrush factory before the state police break down my door to force me to go so I can make exactly 200 toothbrushes (no more or I will be penalized) and have them be shipped across the country to a small 100 people full of nothing but toothbrushes because the planning committee forgot to carry a 1
>>52781468
They have higher VAT
>>52781468
existing community-focused culture and small populations
>>52781468
oil money
>>52781491
nowt else to do in direland tbqh
>>52781468
because Scandinavia isn't socialist
>Go to Boots
>Deal on condoms, two packs for £13
>Take two packs to counter
>Motherly-looking mid-30s bird
>"Two packs 'ey?"
>"Y-yeah haha, they're on offer?"
>"OH YEAH, WAS IT £15 ON THESE CONDOMS?"
>"Uh n-no, I think it was thir-"
>"HANG ON, LOVE"
>Walks around the counter
>Takes me over to condoms
>Everyone in queue rolls their eyes
>"WAS IT THESE CONDOMS LOVE?"
>"Uh yeah"
>"RIGHT, YEAH, OK, £13 FOR TWO PACKS OF CONDOMS. THAT'S NOT BAD, IS IT?"
>"N-no haha I didn't think s-"
>Walks back to till with me obediently in tow
>Don't have cash, pay on card which takes even longer
>Grab the bag and power walk out of there, checkout lady was smirking the whole time
>>52781468
the main reason is the smaller sparse population 2bh
>female classmate buys me two shots on the night out
What does it mean lads?
>>52781468
It's not socialist
>>52781455
Was literally just looking the wiki page for Death of a Salesman five minutes before I opened this thread.
Why does this always happen? I'll do bit of research on something or other and soon after it will crop up on the internet/radio/telly/in conversation.
>>52781468
theyve got massive countries with barely anyone living there
>>52781557
whats embarrassing about buying condoms? never understood this personally.
>>52781490
Why would I have friends just because I sell drugs? The only people I talk to are customers who pretend to get along with me but you can tell they would rather not be having a converaation with me
>>52781567
you got 2 free shots
>>52781557
one of the shitest pastas ive seen frogwise
>>52781621
all me
>>52781557
>not buying them on amazon
>>52781567
she's drunk and having a good time and wants you to have a good time too
>>52781599
lol the cashier totally knows you're going to have sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11 hour shift tomorrow lads
>>52781583
>>52781565
>>52781513
>>52781521
and because its not socialist at all but a very strongly Capitalist nation which uses excess profit to fund a welfare system
also Keynesian economics isn't socialism you stupid Labourites
>>52781581
Jungian synchronicity lad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/23_enigma
>>52781581
its got a name
after reading/etc about something, it's fresh in your mind and so when someone mentions it later you specifically realise
people mention things all the time but you dont take notice unless youve been thinking about the same thing already
n chwith, my name is Lisicki-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old Welsh shitposter (tripcode user for you redditors). I shitpost on 4chan on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and collecting suits from superior outlets, George, M&S, F&F.
I train with my tie every day, this superior piece of clothing can make anyone woman weak at the knees, and coupled with being 190cm tall, women cannot resist me. I earned my TV license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I shitpost fluently, both [s4s] and the tripfag dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about walking towards a camera and being photoshopped into situations.
When I get my inevitable gf, I am moving to LONDON to hopefully lose my virginity. I hope I can lick Tyrone's semen from my waifu's vagina.
I own several suits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to London, so I can fit in easier. I sweat to my elders and seniors and speak in memes as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in London!
>>52781651
Those shelves won't stack themselves la
>>52781676
You need to update this to contain references to "a good 2 hours"
I made an offer on a monitor an hour ago and they haven't responded
REEEEEEE
>>52781637
But they were bought quite early in the night. Also she was asking me a lot of lewd questions
are normie men expected to carry a condom at all times
>Wish me luck in London!
When was the last time you were happy?
