the eternal lisicki edition
Going to the porn store anybody want anything?
Going to the Adult Video store anybody want anything?
Nth for weather being the purest form of banter
Back from the land of damp rags. Ask me anything.
lmaoing @ ur life
alri
>>52783098
Porn
>>52783130
Adult videos
>>52783166
>ywn tittyfuck Sarina
flamenconigger
oh for pity's sake
that's the third time this morning
>non-american makes a /brit/ thread
feet
LAAAYY DOWN THE BOOOGIE
AND PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC TIL YOU DIE
>>52783094
dont have polly pockets fAm
what do you suggest?
>>52783130
paul jewells porno
who is "he"?
Having a little think lads
Kyary
>>52783202
an addendum to this: my editions are better than yours. Go to hell
>>52783238
she was cute
>>52783219
The hotpocketta man
>>52783166
Sarina, Eva Lin, and Baily jay are the only tranny degenerates I'd fuck
marina~
What if your wife cucks you with another woman and makes you watch?
Is that cuckoldry or a really bad threesome
>>52783208
ikr
>>52783190
>you will never lick his feminine penis
>you will never penetrate his boi pucci
>>52783232
Literally looks like a toddler with a teenage boy's body
>>52783232
>doesnt adequately show her weak legs
>doesnt adequately show her feeble frame
disaster of a pic
>>52783278
>not jumping in
consent be damned at that point, they're gettin it
>>52783238
why the fuck did you post this mate?
why do people post random shite in /brit/ for no apparent reason?
very low wuality posting
maisie
>>52783278
that's called a shit test
fucking hate it when thickos like jason manford mouth off about political issues
Rate my next outfit
(i will be rich someday, and that's will be my daily outfit.)
@52783322
Gonna need a bigger bait m8.
>>52783347
nonce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkFMf_hxeIs
>>52783347
"lol"
>>52783238
this image crashed my browser
>>52783278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RJjcUT7PO0
>you will never watch friends/sienfeld for the first time ever again
doing a lie down and go to sleep
>>52783347
Reem
>>52783310
she doesn't serve you you slimey rat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY
choon lads
>>52783401
if i watched friends today i would see it for the shite it is tbqh
Doing a risky fart lads. Wish me luck
Sail on silver girl.
>>52783437
YOU SHOULD BE DANCING
YEAH
>>52783347
T. Alberto Fernandez
>>52783431
thats where you're terribly terribly mistaken
i am her jerusalem
>>52783322
>>52783440
Back then it was magical though.
Definitely doesn't hold up as well as Seinfeld
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VERY IMPORTANT POLL
http://strawpoll.me/6388815
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>>52783437
mum said she went to the same school and sat at the same desk as one of the lads from that band because he wrote his name on it
>>52783440
Watched it a few months ago and it was still great tbqh.
>>52783535
Noice
I went to school with a guy named "Your mothers hairy asshole" and he did the same thing
>>52783534
>large arse large tits
This is pleb nigger option
>>52783535
your mum is probably a fucking idiot
>>52783534
where's the medium option?
>>52783603
I prefer shapely tits and wide hips
Nigger option is huge bubble butt with no hips, which is fucking disgusting
>>52783599
what a stupid name, I bet he got bullied a lot for that
maisie
>>52783363
>>52783382
>>52783420
what?
in english please?
>>52783630
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""moderate""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" body size
>>52783604
bit rude
>>52783534
small tits, large arse/hips is the GOAT desu
FUCKING TORY SCUM COULD'VE PREVENTING THE FLOODING BUT THERE TOO BUSY SPENDING BANKERS BONUSES ON THEIR IVORY TOWERS
Business idea: play this repeatedly on a diner jukebox until they unplug it or kick me out, again
Also: write "This joke is between your legs" on the bathroom stall
>>52783693
Agreed lad
>>52783669
>>52783666
reem is a posh word for good, hes saying you look posh but good
nonce is a word for paedo
lol is an english word for jajaja
>>52783534
>Small tits, small arse, small hips
>child
whats the difference
Going to get high and play cs:go lads hahahah
>when her dating profile says body: average
>>52783599
unironically went to school with a lad named cunt or possibly kunt, i never found out how it was spelled
think he was from some literally where country, probably uzbekistan or something
>>52783710
whoops, silly me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs
<:3)~~~
my fucking dog is running around the house whining lads
driving me insane
>>52783534
Where's the large tits, large arse and small feminie cock option?
>>52783778
>jew
anyone want to give me a footjob?
This fucking guy
Also not a yank, claims to be both French and Ecuadorian
thinking of joining a monastery lads
>>52783534
Correct answer is small pert tits and small, round, firm arse. Anyone that disagrees is a paki or a nog or gay.
>walk into a clothes store
>see an ok shirt left over from boxing day sales
>no extra medium size
>walk out
No wonder people shop online these days, highstreet is a joke.
>No, I was NOT born in North Yorkshire
snowing desu
>>52783801
>You're just a sore loser because you Brits got destroyed and America would kick your asses. No you're America's bitch/51st state; karma's a bitch isn't it? Happy late independence day!
saved
who /2pintsoflagerandapacketofcrisps/ here
>>52783865
Canadian weather
>ywn sail on Comanche
Got two guinea pigs lads
their names are Ed and Ein (named after the cowboy bebop characters)
>>52783865
i have never seen snow in person
https://twitter.com/ConorWookie/status/650251140588806144
any psychonauts in here? what are your goals for 2016?
>>52783934
WEEBS OUT
GET OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>52783815
>sale on
>no medium shirts or jackets
>no 32W/34L jeans
Manlets and fat fucks have it easy 2bh famile
Might do lucy on new years
>>52783934
I remember them, cute lil buggers
Have ye the New Years kiss lined up lads?
>>52783935
still, would be cool to see all that gold
>>52783945
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N
>>52783935
do you want a medal lad?
I don't care if Monday's black
Tuesday Wednesday, heart attack
Thursday never looking back
It's Friday, I'm in love
There are currently 3 lesbian showering together in my house.
And they're all mingers
>>52783934
>named after the cowboy bebop characters
>any psychonauts in here? what are your goals for 2016?
post more 2d girls
smelly fart wanky poo
>>52783975
>>52783965
FOAL
>>52783962
cowboy bebop is literally the only anime series i've ever watched for more than like 2 episodes (although i am currently in the process of watching one punch man)
>>52783975
Bought myself a hand mirror tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUfzMDryA94
no hunger games tonight?
Debating whether I should stop wanking, it's a hassle to clean up afterwards. But I know that if I stop, I'll just end up making a mess when I have a wet dream (since I will never have sex so I won't be able to discharge the semen elsewhere).
>>52784037
>tfw my gimmick has reached monolithic proportions
>>52784066
I'll give you some hunger games in the form of my dick in your mouth
have to be up at 10 tomorrow
bloody nightmare
>>52784064
>i-i'm not a weeb yet!!!!!!!!!
fuck off gook
>>52784098
Post the one I made, I know you have it saved haha
>>52784064
also, i didn't name them, my sister did
in fact, they're not even my guinea pigs, i'm just looking after them for her because she's gone overseas for 2 years
I am American
>no hunger games tonight?
>>52784127
Fucking fraud
>>52784101
come here bby
nothing beats a good hearty beef stew lads.
>>52784124
SO I WENT TO SEE MY FRIEND DAVE YESTERDAY
>the crowd titters in anticipation of another wonderful story
I KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND HIS WHITE, YES WHITE, GIRLFRIEND ANSWERED THE DOOR
>the audience gasps, some booing is heard
>one female audience member vomits, and one of the bulls escorts her to a designated "relaxation room"
I THOUGHT TO MYSELF "WHAT A B L O O D Y R A C I S T"
>cheers are heard and the laughing takes a moment to die down
ANYWAYS, I WALKED IN, HE PUT DOWN WHAT HE WAS READING, AND SAID "HELLO RUSSELL" TO ME
>the viewers grip the edges of their seats until their knuckles go white
>a female voice is heard moaning from the relaxation room area
NOT EVEN A SINGLE "SALAAM"
>another huge gasp is emanated
>several viewers collapse and begin frothing at the mouths
WHAT A B L O O D Y R A C I S T, DOESN'T HE KNOW I CONVERTED TO ISLAM LAST WEEK?
>the cheers this time around are 1.61 times as loud as the last
>a faint rumbling is heard, seemingly coming from far underneath the ground
SO MY EYES WANDERED TO THE TABLE WHERE HE WAS SITTING, AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SAW?
>one audience member screams "WHAAAAAAAAT" and has to be silenced with a black dildo pacifier
THE D A I L Y M A I L
>all 183 remaining members of the audience run to the stage and start running in a circle around Russell
>their chants of "L I T T L E L E G E N D" grow louder and louder until every ear is bleeding
>Russell begins to hover in the air, suspended by the updraft created by the revolving bodies
>he ascends through the crumbling studio roof and rises to the heavens as an army of black bull angels descends on the earth to spread their holy diversity
>each woman in the crowd rips off her clothes and the men commit ritualistic suicide by removing their genitals and bleeding out
>the great orgy of the interracial breeding grounds has begun
>>52784127
>tfw I will never be able to physically shut you up
>>52784162
>the great orgy of the interracial breeding grounds has begun
How's /gf2015/ going lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63ApC5v8CKM
>>52784175
you couldn't even if i was right in front of you cunt
>>52784093
just do it in the shower
can someone explain to me what a fuccboi is
>>52784093
Just use a shopvac m8, no worries
>>52784199
given up lad
a new annual challenge awaits us all very soon though
got some pussy in my room
think i'm going to figure out how to play HoI3 lads
>>52784283
blini
>>52784219
you'd probably suck my dick if I showed it to you, just like your chinese cartoons, I bet that's what you've always wanted
Martin Freeman is 39 years old
Benedict Cumberbatch is 44 years old
i'd argue that cowboy bebop isn't even an anime for weeaboos because they explicitly make fun of weeaboos in one of their episodes
>>52784265
like joey in friends
>I have a girlfri-
>>52784265
you
>>52784283
is this the much vaunted cat
>>52784331
no its a female
>>52784317
all me
>>52784304
you got those in reverse lad
don't know if you did that on purpose to try and lure me into correcting you or not, but if you did then i'm now at your mercy
>>52784353
Made friends with her yet?
ruined my throat yet again on that DMT attempt.
>when his profile says, interests: kpop, anime and video games
>>52784353
female cat
>>52784385
on purpose he he
FUCK I have to go back to London tomorrow
>>52784395
>DMT
that's a funny way of spelling deepthroat
>>52784353
Give her the old Rasm Spasm
me and the gf
>>52784391
youre in my Bad Books very much so
do not dare to post at me
>>52784391
she's not in hiding anymore so she seems aight
What pixar film should I watch?
how the fuck has no one quoted me next to a fedora man yet
>>52784451
Which one are you?
me and the bf
The lisicki pictures are the only good thing to ever come out of /brit/.
>>52784463
Lancashire regional flag looks like Kenny on a yellow background
>>52784415
is it a kitten
What's a nice movie I can watch that'll make me feel alone and a bit sad and lonely?
>>52784395
Dipropyltryptamine is better than DMT. DMT is babby tier compared to it
>>52784510
no its a cat
want a smelly neet gf
>>52784515
Requiem for a Dream
>>52784463
Bit confused
>>52784471
pleased to hear that
>>52784515
your life
>>52784474
Monsters inc
>>52784395
you must be feeling something
considered buying a fedora in 2006, didn't though
>>52784560
My life isn't a movie.
want to be strong enough to pick up thick slags ngl
>>52784395
can you elaborate
how do you even take that stuff? i never did anything harder than cannabis back when i had normie friends
>>52784515
Amelie
Hate-filled mind
Wounds left unhealed through time
Hate-filled life
Scars left from words through time
Thrown, far, high
Lost arrows, one forgets
Heart gone blind
Drowned oneself in regrets
Strained...
The string of pain
Bowed in causality
Sadness remains
Peace...
Won't be obtained
As veils of ignorance,
Hatred retains
Storm of arrows through karma
Seeking light through samsara
>>52784562
just knocked some pussyole out for looking at me funny
where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?
>>52784550
Sera only smells of strawberries and femininity.
>>52784578
or is it
>>52784538
shame
>>52784558
i asked you a direct question earlier and you wouldnt deign to respond to me get out of my sight
>>52784605
you shouldn't be a bully m8, what goes around comes around
>>52784592
Seen it. Didn't like it.
>>52784583
>thick
you mean fat
>>52784615
scunthorpe
>>52784395
You don't put the flame directly on it, you have to hold it above the compound for a while and let it evaporate. Also hold it in as long as you can
i've been up for 12 hours and STILL haven't watched a film fuck
>>52784615
on the end of my dick
>>52784435
On my phone and its bugging out so i can't see flags but i bet this post was made by a yank cause it's fucking awful.
>>52784318
i havent watched friends
Lads is there any point in me buying one of those new fangled home server hard drive thingies to share files on my home network, instead of me just installing a hard drive in my computer and sharing that on my workgroup?
might let my hair grow for the next few years
Onward to reach the wheel of time
A path of solitude
Embraced humbly
Hands, face and knees against the ground
Prostrations for existence to come
Winds of perpetuity
Through sails of vacuity
Shores of enlightenment
Are wished and found
Sand Mandala
of the enlightened mind
Sand Mandala
Pure wisdom, one, shall find
Kalachakra
Disclosing mystic hands
Kalachakra
Splendors of colored sands
Soon of this work art shall be
In the hands of ephemerality
Dismantled, will be
The wheel of time
Quiet intensity
The sands are poured at sea
Waves of enlightenment
Are blessed and found
>>52784615
my facial features look quite similar to hers 2bh
maybe i should become a trap after all
>>52784704
lmao
>>52784704
>don't you EVER disrespect DMT!!!!!
you hippies are a joke
>>52784643
Cross my heart I didn't see it. Would never ever do something like that to you, a valued friend.
>>52784716
what's wrong with you
born in 1995 or later?
>>52784741
do it lad
Literally just gotten over a cold and now I have another one, fucks sake
>>52784760
1996 masterrace reporting in
MA CEC BRE MAMU VAM JEBEM BRE, CEC, CEC BRE KOLJEM BRE ZA CEC ALO BRE PICKE JEDNE TOP CEC AHAHAHAHHA TOP CEC BRE AHAHAHAHHAHA
>>52784779
>sissy brit immune systems
>>52784741
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>1996 masterrace reporting in
>>52784584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX5BtSNiDcg
>>52784751
hmm yes well p'raps hmm yes
>>52784822
bro you weren't THERE
only 90s kids will get this
>>52784750
I apologise. Just opened in a new tab and the flags are back. Still an awful post (only drug ive ever done is marryjuanas lad, not a hippo)
Lads I have got into contact with my third eye. I am at peace. Join me.
>>52784782
no, 1995 is the masterrace
if you weren't born before windows 95 came out you're pretty much a non-person
>Lads I have got into contact with my third eye. I am at peace. Join me.
>>52784860
Tempted. I have a gram but I'm not in the right mood
>>52784841
Would you like to ask me again?
lads no one replied to my /sp/ thread can you post in it and pretend to be interested please
ta
>>>/sp/64520482
my perineum is a bit inflamed and itchy lads.
>>52784822
>>52784881
I am loving this gimmick. I give it 5/5 gimmick points
>>52784928
>sports
>>52784951
my hand on the left
I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organisation. Every muscle must be tight.
daily reminder that you can literally become immortal by injecting DMT daily
watching television is like painting black paint over your third eye
>>52784952
>america is literally only just getting the fedora meme just now
jesus christ
Fedora posting is almost as good as baneposting.
>watching television is like painting black paint over your third eye
>>52784831
uh thx
>you will never conquer massive tracts of land for rome
>daily reminder that you can literally become immortal by injecting DMT daily
>>52785003
my third eye is always down your mum's throat so it might as well be blind
>>52784909
the moments passed
anyway youve been chastised, lets move forward amicably
but know i have my eyes on you; two eyes as often as i can spare them
>>52784860
I've reached the stage where I should hang up the phone, but I'm kind of tempted to say fuck it and do some 2000ug trips. Need some adult nappies because I'm fairly sure I'll lose bowel control at that dose.
>>52784982
those 50 pullups would take you all day
>>52785058
xDD
>tfw interested in weapons but not fussed about guns and have to wade through all the gun shite to find good threads on /k/
>>52785094
you don't need a phone when you have DMT
we are all literally a phone
>>52784982
fuck off
bickleposting is my gimmick
very skinny people on /brit/, how do you do it? i've spent all of last year trying to get from skinnyfat to very skinny and i can't do it, i'm tired all of the fucking time
>>52783440
>>52783521
>american sitcoms
>funny
