Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man. June 8th. My life has taken another turn again. The days can go on with regularity over and over, one day indistinguishable from the next. A long continuous chain. Then suddenly, there is a change edition
poo
first for anime
>>52786187
ur mum m8
rafi stone here ama
kpop desu lads
post mum's maiden names
>>52786187
god doesn't exist
>>52786256
chinese lovers out
maisie
Kyary
jewish girls>gooks
Herts at 0:16:
https://youtu.be/0YgDDePTAMo
Also need to make a noose edit of this pic
me and the gf
>>52786256
>>52786292
>>52786299
CHINESE GIRL POSTERS OUT
>>52786237
Why are you outside Somerset rn lad?
got loads of balloons for christmas
<1 month until I get to be a real person again lads
Can't wait, I'm gonna make it after all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYfwBWv4YXI
>>52786325
SISSY
do you think i could become a freelance private investigator or have the jews monopolised that as well?
>god doesn't exist
>>52786294
this tbqh
ari
the gf has made the post on /r/cuckold
now it's just the wait for the next step :)
bit nervous but also excited 2bh
>god exists
>>52786294
>You will never, EVER, pull a qt IDF girl in full uniform
>>52786256
CHINESE
H
E
B
S
>>52786332
are they extra large haha
>>52786375
i didn't like sin city, i felt like it was trying too hard
>>52786332
cream chargers?
MUH 6 MILLION
NEVER FORGET
EVEN THOUGH MILLIONS OF RUSSIANS WERE SENT TO GULAG AND SIBERIA EVEN THOUGH THE BRITISH BOMBED AND KILLED 25,000 DRESDENS ,EVEN THOUGH AMERICA KILLED 200,000 INNOCENT PEOPLE WITH THE A BOMB OY VEY SILLY GOYIM
>Boards of Canada? Ah, that is one of my favorite INTELLIGENT dance music groups
>>52786425
>>52786443
very small colourful rubber balloons for blowing up and merrymaking with
>tfw someone put their SD card in the wrong way into my SD card slot and I can't get it out
was shopping with the family today and had a bit of a breakdown
seeing all the homeless people made me realise how fucked up being, or even attempting to be, a normie is. there are people literally starving and then there's me (and countless others) spending relatively extortianate amounts on clothes so that we can get our dicks wet when these cunts can't even afford basic fucking shelter.
normie genocde fucking when
>do you think i could become a freelance private investigator or have the jews monopolised that as well?
The ex wife's son is over for christmas holidays while she's in South Africa on a charity trip.
>THE BRITISH BOMBED AND KILLED 25,000 DRESDENS
You can only post in this thread if at some point in time your country has owned an aircraft carrier
>>52786459
autechre is better idm desu
>>52786367
I was once offered a job as an independent contractor for a bail bond business. Essentially bounty hunting under the table for $500-1000 per success.
Could have been cool but there are a lot of other people with guns around here and the legal aspect of it was pretty iffy so I turned it down.
Business idea:
Kill my self
>>52786332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBTSCp5VT2Q
>>52786486
>at some point
admit it m8 we fucked up
>>52786508
i'm in
>>52786380
>>52786294
Yid girls are GOAT
why do people unironically get actual PhDs in almost completely worthless subjects like philosophy and history?
do they like being in debt and unemployable or what?
>>52786508
Cutting down on overhead, I like it
>>52786508
*invests in your business*
not entirely sure where i stand on partners with children from previous relationships. i guess it's only ok if you both have children from previous relationships
>>52786406
I want to die
>>52786504
the craziest job i have been offered was as a caterer with a defence contractor, where he basically told me i'd be linked to PMC's and could be sent to conflict zones if I want to to serve food and make a shit load of money.
kind of regret not accepting 2bh
Just finished Mad Men lads.
10/10.
>>52786294
I NEED A JGF
https://telegram.me/joinchat/CFnQZwOhFSBzeIwSe12OZg
TIRED OF IRL PEOPLE AND THEIR BS???WANT SOMETHING NEW, MONEY, FRIENDS, GF??? JOIN NOW
altruism does not exist.
>>52786542
PhD is like the only worthwhile degrees for those fields cause you can become a professor
It's the people who only get Bachelors or Masters degrees in those fields who are retarded
>>52786483
>tfw Krauts aren't even allowed to moan about it
>>52786486
You can only post in this thread if at some point in time you personally have owned an aircraft carrier
eating chocolate off a girls neck
>>52786483
edgy
>>52786539
Most hollywood Jews are barely Jewish. Let's take Brie, my favorite jewfu, for example. "Brie's mother is Jewish and her father has Dutch, Scottish, and Irish ancestry". Scarjo has a danish dad. Harrison ford is only half jewish too
>>52786597
What is this?
>uni course that is a prerequisite for nearly everything more advanced in the faculty
>class limit: 90 students
>wait list (20 students) is full
Are they fucking serious
cold out
>>52786655
Fuck off entitled student
>>52786691
irish weather
>>52786648
Woody Allen isn't even Jewish at all, his ancestry is primarily Italian and Irish.
>tfw we don't have any but spain, france, brazil and fucking thailand all have an aircraft carrier
>tfw shitaly and poo in the loo have 2
im not gay
>>52786655
Yes, they are fucking serious.
>>52786580
I grew up being good friends with a friend whos father went with PMC work when the military wouldn't deploy him again (several ME tours as a medic with the Army) and from what he told me it's a lot like working in the army but with more escort jobs and less protection, but better money. He was making something like $500 a day 3 months on, one month off.
He later had a PTSD related episode, threatened to kill his neighbor and then himself, fired a .357 in his own house, took his xanax and a nap, and woke up with a SWAT team kicking his door in. Dude had a time of it, he abandoned his kids and wife after that and last I saw he was living up in the mountains by himself.
>>52786717
bgcghdfghcdyjklbnouggcfh
>>52786716
italy actually has a decently respectable military
Heb 4:12: For the word of God is living and active. Sharper than any double-edged sword, it penetrates even to dividing soul and spirit, joints and marrow; it judges the thoughts and attitudes of the heart.
>>52786695
Fuck off uneducated nigger
>>52786716
assume this is a bait post
two under construction, one of which is essentially completed
>>52786702
hopefully it'll warm up a bit
>God
http://strawpoll.me/6389563
http://strawpoll.me/6389563
>>52786743
god doesn't exist
face suddenly bleeding
>>52786781
heard it was good but im a paki and dont watch tv shows
>Fuck off uneducated nigger
>>52786756
india has another in production so will still have more lmao
>>52786739
>muh 8 million bayonets
LOT OF PAKIS ITT 2BH
what's a good student job?
>>52786823
they're a big country
>>52786781
i see absolute mad men every day when i come into /brit/ hahahaha
>Have you seen Mad Men? (Pick one)
>Yes.
>no. I am paki.
>>52786833
I thought we all were ...
>>52786732
i'd just be catering from what I understood, actual PMC work would be brutally hard. I should have followed up but I was in uni at the time and I couldn't abandon my studies to go serve potatoes in the ME. Also, given the fact I grew up here, I have minimal weapons training so the only two things I asked was 1) how soon into my work would I be "deployed" and 2) who is giving me weapons training. the guy loved me for asking that lmao, thought i was tough as fuck. feels good
>hull
>Comparing military capabilities of countries? Why yes, that's a longstanding hobby of mine, m'lady!
>>52786849
U
U
U
U
>>52786840
you could babysit my wife's son, hes a good lad but sometimes he acts like a little shit and i need to take a break raising him
>>52786781
looks kinda boring, desu
>>52786853
>quoting an entire strawpoll
That's against the rules
>>52786792
>>52786849
>they're a big country.... for poo
>>52786800
alri lisa
let's see who gets that reference heheheheh
>>52786800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7-3_h0vxXA
@52786889
>>52786880
>looks kinda boring, desu
>>52786852
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
cunt
>>quoting an entire strawpoll
>That's against the rules
>tfw slowly unraveling all the Jewish lies
GOOD
>>52786896
FUCK
alrite lads hampshites going to Japan tommorow, cya in a few weeks.
i leave u this cute mugi pic as you can see :D/.
>>52786972
Thank god, enjoy your stay you nonce twat
![B1_vYLYy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/65AtHle.jpg "B1_vYLYy[1].jpg")
>tfw i could destroy anyone itt in a debate
>>52786932
>HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
>cunt
>100% of /brit/ are of Pakistani origin
I thought you guys were clean and normal
gotta say, i don't care much for it when the lads start breaking out the fedora images, it's getting really old
>>52787009
fuck off paki
>tfw no Brazilian twink bunda bf
>>52786972
don't forget to spend at least 4 hours a day posting here~
>>52786996
no you couldn't
B T F O
T
F
O
>>52787009
>Implying it isn't the kuffar who are unclean
>>52786972
Good luck mate, find a qt azn gf for us
>>52786994
Don't bully
Lads is there any way of having a private network within a network?
I'm living in shared accommodation and there's 5 people on my home network.
I want to have a closed network within this network for just my things.
Proverbs 17:22 A joyful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.
>>52787035
me on the left
>>52786864
Yea just don't underestimate the environment you'd be getting yourself into. Those guys don't fuck around.
In hindsight, somebody really should really have noticed him slipping earlier (myself included)
bit sad tbqh
>>52786972
Tell Kyary I said KUMBAMWA
>>52786972
hope ur plane crashses
>it got hard after like 10 minutes 2bf
>shagged her for a good 2 hours
>>52787055
stop posting chinese you fucking kaffir
>>52786846
Cor
>>52787057
as comforting as i'm sure it is to envision jesus as a white man, it's almost 100% certain he was a shitskin
normie mate said the first time he had sex it lasted 4 hours lol
>>52787027
t. Pradeep Rajesh Koothrapolli Gutrar Jamali Patel
>>52787112
Utter slander, I smite thee.
>>52787035
Wouldn't mind doing a twink up the bum and sucking his willy, just to get it out of my system
>>52787112
how can you tell when colour wasn't invented until the 1960s
I'm probably the only Chinese man in this thread ... and the only person with a white girlfriend
panic! at the disco went shit after Pretty Odd
>>52787155
Very very good slagpost
>>52787172
Doesn't work like that unfortunately, you just crave boipucci even more the first time you try it.
>>52786972
post pics while you're there
>>52787201
fuck are you doing you melt
>>52787172
cornwall
>>52787089
tbf that's something I would think about
>>52787201
Does anyone else smell burning hotpockets?
Any lad got Fifa on PC and want a game?
janny has entered the building
>tbf that's something I would think about
>>52787083
>kumbamwa
che cosa significa questa parola
>>52787262
>janny
>>52787262
really i didn't hear any muffled thumping
>>52787079
you can't corner guys like that. they're guys who are so fiercely independant that trying to tell them they're sick would just set them off. it's sad but i guess some people just break after it all.
experiencing some pleasant nostalgia to this album atm lads x
used to love it when i was 12 x
![images[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/lw2CaeJ.png "images[1].png")
the OFFICIAL flag of the Liberian county of River Gee
>>52787262
good, i've been trying to get this edition through all day and i'll be fucked it's getting stolen from me early
>>52787279
well how could it?
Met a bird the other night and now she keeps texting me. help
>>52787309
was it made in ms paint
somebody set us up da bomb
>>52787302
i once got baked in a tent with a few mates and a bird i wanted to shag but never did at the top of a farmers field when i was 15 with this album on repeat t.bh
>well how could it?
>>52787319
did you send her a shot of your wee
>>52787309
>niggers
>not totally and utterly inferior
>>52787338
FONT
A barbarian pagan sausage-eating illiterate Ostrogoth was teaching a class on Arminius, commander of the battle of Teutoburg Forrest.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Arminus and accept that he was the greatest military commander the world has ever known, even greater than Julius Caesar!“
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, Praetorian Guardsman who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the Roman Senate stood up and held up a pair of pants.
"Why do you wear these, stulte?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite barbarously and replied “to mount cavalry you stupid Latin”
"Wrong. the Roman cavalry. If it was it was so advantageous to wear, as you say, pants… then we should be invaded by barbarians now"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his string tied trousers. He stormed out of the room crying those gothic crocodile tears. The same tears senators cry for the “foederati” (who today live in such luxury that most on the right bank of the Rhine) when they jealously try to claw justly earned land from the realm of the emperor. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Theodemir Amali, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist Arian clergyman. He wished so much that he had a gladius to stab himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students saluted and all joined the Exercitus Romanorum that day and accepted Valentinian as Augustus. An aquila named “Senatus Populusque Romanus” flew into the room and perched atop the Roman Standard and shed a tear on the chalk. The sacramentum militare was read several times, and Jupiter himself showed up and built a road network across the empire.
The barbarian lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague of Cyprian and was tossed into the river Danube for all eternity.
![1024px-Flag_of_Gbarpolu_County.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2Qg7ctP.png "1024px-Flag_of_Gbarpolu_County.svg[1].png")
another official Liberian country flag
>>52787285
HIGH level Japanese lad, would take too long to explain.
>>52787370
>Sweden
>>52787245
i would la but don't have my controller atm
need some psychedelic friends
i must say, this new janitor is making my bp wet. he's so manly and authoritative
>>52786972
Post some pictures of all the qt azns you see.
>>52787437
2, 3, 1, 4
>>52787279
fatcam
What keeps you going in life lads?
Me? I've got a half eaten kebab leftover for tommorow.
>>52787402
not fukcign good enough
>>52787534
hate
what's a drug that will enable me to make conversation not like an autist?
>>52787550
most stimulants
Nice tune here lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad8RVexRUoQ
>>52787534
Weed and Ana Vidovic.
>>52787565
i used to snort a lot of ritalin, but that always made me really anxious as well
i have xanax now and that just makes me tired
should i try combining them?
>>52787605
nah
get speed or coke
>It gets better
>If you kill yourself, it gets better
>>52787567
prefer mary and the soldier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjOaKb-Z5bQ
>>52787550
smoke a spliff cunt
I am a comedic genius
>>52787534
the fact that i want to have sex at least once before i die, and not with a prostitute either because that's cheating
>>52787542
S-sorry.
It's a VERY humourous corruption of こんばんは
>>52787550
alcohol
>taking recreational drugs
good, now I know to disregard anything you say, little worm
>>52787679
But you were drunk not that long ago, nice double standards.
Put that thing back where it came from
or so help me
>>52787648
10/10 taste, I like pretty much everything by Paul Brady
>>52787697
>>52787550
xanax
genuinely getting concerned about my liver lads
I eat fuck all ftmp (usually one meal) but drink insane amounts. way more than a man my size/weight should be doing, but am doing so right now (will easily put away 15 cans in a session)
am 30 and otherwise healthy. how resilient is the liver to just constant abuse like this
is being an alcoholic more dangerous than being a morbidly fat fuck?
>>52787752
Laughing at this post. Nice korsakoff syndrome you've got there you braindead idiot.
>>52787752
cant you go to the doc for a checkup on your liver? i think both are quite shit but i'd rather be alcoholic than morbidly obese.
Mum just told me that when i was a baby and they first put me in eater to swim i started doing backstroke desu
valium was in everything food that i ate
>>52787752
eat more drink less
your liver will cave in eventually la especially if you only 1 meal a day
how much do you weigh?
>>52787674
whats all this then
>こんばんは
who do you think i am coming up with all this rubbish eh
>>52787812
fuckin peas on my plate
>>52787550
Molly you fuckwit
>>52787752
lmao
literally paddy the post
>>52787852
>Molly
fuck off yank
spent the past hour blowing up balloons
how would you feel about having a gf with a giant cock lads
>>52787881
very uncomfortable
>>52787881
Yeah not too keen desu. Im not, how you say, "gay"
>>52787730
doesn't work
>>52787881
i would feel it in my BP
>>52787881
very excellent
>>52787752
you've probably got at least 5 more years before you're in the real danger zone. wondering the same about myself, been hammering the drink for 10 years, 27 now, back when I was in uni I was drinking 100 units a week and I only weighed 9 stone. don't drink quite so much now but still daily.
>>52787871
thats what the kids these days are calling it are they
>>52787902
some guy used to rave on here about mixing etizolam with speed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5iVl1DMmBY
choon
tfw haven't listened to this album in about 7 years and it's still good
lemmy from motorhead died
>>52787648
>>52787567
>you will NEVER be a folk singer
Feels bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrd5e7pJJ3M
>>52787831
Konbanwa, means good evening. Significance is that the first time are curry got banned was for posting KUMBAMWA
>>52787958
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>52787309
hi lad haha
>>52787881
it would be extremely painful
Motorhead from lemmy died
>>52788017
for you
http://strawpoll.me/6389858
http://strawpoll.me/6389858
http://strawpoll.me/6389858
alright fellas have a poll why dont ya
>>52788017
FOR YOU XDDDDDDD
>>52787967
yes i remember the occasion
those were the bad old days when just her name itself was enough to get sentenced
JANITOR?
>>52787958
surprised he lived this long desu
You can only pick 1 (to shag)
>>52788037
never saw the appeal
saw some of the films but thought they were shite
didnt read them to be contrarian I suppose, cba reading them now isn't the author saying hermione is black and shite?
when you were all reading harry potter as children, i was reading orwell and nietzsche, (someone quote this with a fedora image next to it)
>>52788087
2 (for tuesday) haha
lemmy is kill
There once was a hearty young lad of the sea
A Redguard of courage and honour was he
>>52786994
ta
>>52787037
we might give updates
>>52787087
memes
>>52787214
>>52787492
hopefully there will be autistic stuff
>when you were all reading harry potter as children, i was reading orwell and nietzsche
>JANITOR?
>>52788123
>Gay-on
>>52788138
>Orwell
He's shit outside of essays and even then he's pretty above average
>>52788087
5 and 6
Just turned 18 lads haha now I can finally post on 4chan haha am i right lads
>>52788237
Why are you stealing my gimmick that I stole from someone else
>blow up purple balloon
>has a little hole in the head
>try another purple balloon
>neck rips while tying knot
>try another purple balloon
>pops as i blow it up
what is wrong with these purple balloons
(probably they are gay haha)
>>52788266
Im actually not lad.
Literally just turned 18 an hour ago
Its my birthday
Gonna off myself desu
my momma ain't raise no hoe
