*eats a piece of liquorice* edition
cara
Strayas gonna do his nut 2bh
1st for SDF
do they actually taste like liquorice?
>>52777842
that's coloured flavoured edible plastic not liqourice
brits are inbred to the point they are no longer human beings
me on new years eve
>>52777961
They taste like fucking nothing. I've tried the american ones and honestly they taste like fucking nothing.
American """"""""""""""""candy""""""""""""""""""" is shit.
lads
poortherners on pooicide watch
>Why yes, I'm a right-winger! Stupid leftists!
Most (You)s I've ever gotten waheeyyy
>>52777982
then why do yanks call them liquorice if they have no liquorice in them?
>>52777870
this is my fetish canada lad
>>52777842
I'm an American an I'm going to make a /brit/ thread
Oh but don't worry, I'll also make the next /cum/ thread a /brit/ edition thread hehe, ok "mates"
>>52777806
not rly
going soon lads.
marina~
>>52777945
so say internet (though she likely had very limited impact on it).
Any plans for new year lads?
Hint: if you're doing anything other than getting drunk on /brit/, I don't want to hear it.
>>52777961
no they're supposed to be wrapped in it
i hate americans and think they should all be killed (except for some american musicians i like and an american online friend i have)
>>52777961
they taste a lot better than liquorice tbqhwy
yeri
>Drinking from mason jars
give me a series of films to watch
eg
Lethal Weapon films
LotR films
Mission: Impossible films
Terry's Chocolate Orange tastes like shit. Why the fuck would you put oranges in chocolate? They don't even go well together. Who the fuck has ever though "mm, yes, this chocolate is delicious, I wish I had some oranges to go with it". Fucking NOBODY. Because it tastes like shit.
>>52777961
they taste vaguely like cherry/strawberry. very bland
>>52778018
i don't post in /cum/ you silly little goose
>>52778043
>american online friend
me?
>>52778035
Flying out to Miami for a party lad
>>52777982
Yep, I had some of those Twizzlers that the yanks always go on about imported and they didn't taste shit, they simply didn't taste of anything, at all.
Why are /brit/ threads better?
It's not fair.
>>52778050
>not drinking from mason jars
>>52778032
>so say internet
I did: >>52777456
I said broadband, fibre network, telecoms.
It was literally her doing. Can't remember the specifics but there was a thread about it on /r/unitedkingdom.
>>52778035
going to be in Japan, but hopefully will still post on /brit/
>machine operation
maisie
>>52778074
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB
>>52778116
because they're not full of mexicans
>>52778047
brendan fraser
Internet in Britain is a fucking shit corrupt monopoly that provides a shit service
>>52778116
because there are no anime spamming mexicans here
>>52778078
no, in fact my american online friend doesn't even live in america anymore because they hate americans too
hello this is my waifu
>>52778129
Quite happy for you and Mugilad tÍœbh. Hope you enjoy yourselves, pick up some decent merch and take lots of pics.
>>52778153
word
yeri
>>52778161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUipkWVbaQw
>>52778127
wew i'm an idiot.
but
>citing /r/unitedkingdom ever
>>52778153
I wish I was Asian
hello this is my waifu
>>52778188
>>52778153
ugliest red velvet
need a poo
>>52778061
John Carpenters apocalypse trilogy.
>>52777842
>threads by jf don't get deleted
>>52778168
can i be your friend?
>>52778035
getting drunk on /brit/
not even joking
>>52778194
http://www.techradar.com/news/world-of-tech/how-the-uk-lost-the-broadband-race-in-1990-1224784/1
>>52778185
thanks lad, will do.
ohhh i'm...affraid the deflector shield will be quite opparashunul when your fwends arrive...
>:)))))
I knew an American bird online once, she was fucking daffy.
Americans are but pawns for our amusement.
Reminder that music is Haram do not listen to music
>>52778177
I will say this, Scarlett Johanssen was a poor casting choice for the AI gf in Her because her voice is too deep and raspy
they should have used the chick that voiced EDI in mass effect imho
>>52778126
>>52778250
I HATE YOU
I HATE ME
I HATE EVERY FUCKING BODY
My waifu lads
tfw that mean old australian doesn't want to be my friend
When will the Tories finally and completely privatize the NHS, deregulate the banking sector, and cut all tax credits and child benefits?
>>52778310
i see you've saved my oc
>>52778116
Genetic superiority.
>>52778228
I made that. Give me some meme money.
>>52778219
but that's not wendy
>>52778349
found it on s4s 2bh
>>52778161
>>52778244
tell me a bit about yourself and your /brit/ gimmicks, if applicable
I myself am known for "having a wank", "having a look", and "having a go", among other things. I'm also just generally respected for my excellent posts
>3 gorilla programmes on right now
wew
2 MANY TABS
2 MANY TABS
2
>tfw not intensely miserable for the first time in years
>>52778328
any advice on how to inhale DMT vapour, it's foul stuff
>>52778285
if anyone needed definitive proof that Islam is a toxic ideology then there it is 2bh.
music is an integral part of our species and is shared across literally all cultures (aside from shit-tier mudslime culture). Even fucking animals make music.
Why the fuck those people are tolerated and not extinguished for the greater good is beyond me.
>>52778411
basicly dont be a bitch
>>52778360
fight me IRL
>>52778408
did your doctor diagnosis depression and put you on tablets for it lad?
>I'm also just generally respected for my excellent posts
>he actually believes this
>>52778408
Don't know that feel
fuck sakes lads, my Broadband or router is being shit so i'm tethering to my 3G, but whenever I do it takes about 20 attempts to successfully complete the captcha.
RRREEEEEE
>>52778265
>http://www.techradar.com/news/world-of-tech/how-the-uk-lost-the-broadband-race-in-1990-1224784/1
wew, meddling bint.
>>52778285
Pakis?
Gas every single last one of the wretched roaches and the anti-white leftist buffoons that sympathise with them
Burn their hives, revel in the lamentations of their women, empty their coffers, no remorse
We shall go on to the end, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DJOlzf3qWU
#savebrendan
>>52778424
since the very first cave rave mankind has loved music desu
>>52778411
just do it ya poof
how are you smoking it?
>>52778411
smoke it up your bum
NIPPLES LADS
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3376576/Rita-Ora-shows-ample-assets-slender-curves-dangerously-low-cut-swimsuit-hits-beach-Miami.html
purge the unclean
>>52778488
what was the original brendan post?
>>52778532
She's kind of qt
>>52778532
>I look awful...
shut up.
>>52778278
You can't deceive the Sheev.
what's her name again?
>>52778477
>I don't respect that australian lad for his excellent posts
>>52778532
>owen jones
>being anyones favourite human
>>52778506
oil burner
>>52778532
>Mentioning her looks in every photo
Ironically for a hard leftist she can't escape the patriarchal paradigm that women are judged entirely on their looks
>>52778594
racist
high whate grade your in
>I am Australian
*does an order 66*
>>52778519
N O I C E
Going to have a wank to that later 2bh
>>52778519
must be 50 odd photos of her in that ''''''article''''''. Fucking bizarre.
>>52778402
I introduced the "normies" gimmick to /brit/, brought the Cornwall/Devon shitposting thing to /brit/, started the Drakeposting gimmick even though I haven't done it since September, also "fuck off anime nonce". My crowning achievement has been my work on the thainonce gimmick though. I'm also a strong proponent of removing Canadians
>>52778594
He's alright in his youtube videos desu
I'd shag him desu
>>52778601
is that a derogatory term for a woman who fucks arabs?
>>52777970
TOWN
>>52778557
Biting satire
Might oppress some women, minorities and animals from my desk lads.
Feels good to be an invincible CIS white bigot desu
post your pic itt
>>52778653
foy
(I invented the abbreviation of "fuck off yank" to "foy")
Does your town or city have a twin?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_twin_towns_and_sister_cities_in_the_United_Kingdom
>>52778488
WAHEEEEEEY LADS
>>52778653
1. no you didnt
2. no you didnt
3. worst gimmick possibly of all time
4. what does this mean
5. no you didnt
stop posting
>>52778653
are you the lad who liaraposts as well? i want to be friends with that lad, like a lot
also the drakeposting gimmick is fucking stupid and annoying and fuck you for starting it
>>52778678
MOICHENDAISING
What exactly is the difference between sexual harassment and flirting?
>>52778627
George:
>hmm what can I name the evil order that Darth Sinister, er I mean Darth Sidious, gives to execute the jedi?
>hmm well 666 is an evil number!
>hmm but that might be to obvious
>Got it! Order 66!
>>52778678
DIDNEY WORL
>>52778688
Bristol
Beira, Mozambique);
Bordeaux, France);
Guangzhou, China;
Hanover, Germany;
Porto, Portugal;
Puerto Morazan, Nicaragua;
Tbilisi, Georgia
Toulouse, France
some good ones there 2bh
>>52778688
yeah its in france
>>52778532
>>52778733
Being attractive
t. self-defeating reddit-browsing autistimo
Hate middle-class leftist twats so much desu
>all working class are chavs
>its the tories fault
Fuck off, benefits are the reason chavs exist
>>52778408
>tfw had this feeling this time last year
>now I feel worse than I ever have
L-loving life.
>>52778733
depends if she wants to be flirted with
>>52778697
It was £21 in tesco last week
Religion of peace
http://www.nytimes.com/video/world/asia/100000004108808/the-killing-of-farkhunda.html
>>52778688
yeah Edinburgh is twinned with Nice, Munich, San Diego, Vancouver and Florence
Glasgow is twinned with Bethlehem, Lahore and Cape town
>>52778557
I main chaos daemons mate
>>52778653
>brought the Cornwall/Devon shitposting thing to /brit/
yeh you brought a centuries old friendly rivalry to /brit/. its been going since before your country even existed. fuck off idiot.
>>52778594
>>52778678
they live
>>52778688
Hakodate, Japan
Campeche, Mexico
Liverpoo, UK (kek)
Norfolk, USA
>>52778688
Yeah London has about 40-50 twin cities
>>52778764
>benefits are the reason chavs exist
can you explain?
>>52778764
did you read the book?
>>52778733
flirting isn't always sexually suggestive
hi
hello
hey
>>52778794
disgusting
>>52778685
i was the one you originally responded "foy" to
>>52778712
1. yes i did, no one did it before me on /brit/
2. yes i did, this was in like fall of last year
3. agreed
4. responding to anime posts with "fuck off anime nonce"
5. i didn't invent it, but i was one of the first
>>52778713
yes 2bh, haven't done that in a few weeks
>>52778796
no one was shitposting about it though
nothing you do will ever mean anything - even if you become super rich and famous
>>52778733
Being good at it. I've outright grabbed a girls nipples and had her laugh it off and make plans for later.
wanking
>>52778783
dont give a shit because i used my amazon gift card that i got for crimbo x
>>52778660
What even is creamed corn?
>Go in living room
>Normie house mate is sitting there watching game of thrones on his laptop when he's within inches of a TV and a HDMI cable
>Explain how to use HDMI cable to watch on TV
>"Wow you're good at this technical stuff you're a ledge"
I better not show him my Rasperri Pi Kodi media centre that I stream shit too on the home network and control with my phone. He'll probably report me for being an alien.
>>52778688
From stockport:
Heilbronn (Germany)
Beziers (France)
Both look way nicer than stockport 2bh
>>52778855
>no one was shitposting about it though
yeh they were. /brit/ didn't start existing the day you found it, cretin.
Banging tune lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNCJh9WwU6w
>>52778688
no :(
>>52778883
kind of like corned cream
>>52778678
>>52778770
>>52778763
but that's fucking stupid since you can't be sure
am I supposed to be fucking abstinent my whole life if I dont want to lose my job?
>>52778864
what if i kill god?
anime time wahey!!
>>52778854
Disgustingly fun sure. Army has really solid units with a lot of potential options, plus one of the best lores
>Package holidays
poorthern-tier.
>>52778766
What went wrong senpai? Hope it gets better xx
Aserejé,je ja je je jabe tu de jevere sebiunouva
majavi an a budui an a buididipÃ
>>52778902
there's barely any cornwall posters here to shitpost about it though
>>52778681
>>52778975
mate just shut the fuck up. you didn't bring shit to /brit/. end of.
>>52778941
Just downloaded batches for yuru yuri s3 and gochusa s2. Can't wait to watch them desu
>>52778964
Think I've got a mental illness tbqh.
>I better not show him my Rasperri Pi Kodi media centre that I stream shit too on the home network and control with my phone. He'll probably report me for being an alien.
You ever doodle any stuff like this lads? It's very relaxing and meditative. Takes zero skill.
>>52779011
>Think
Doesn't really answer my question desu. Just wanted to make you feel better, like if you graduated but didn't get a job or something
>>52778834
give an example
>>52778688
it has a few
>>52779020
>>52778886
whats the name of this ewook
>>52779003
whatever you want to tell yourself
Cuz I've been blasting and laughing for so long that even my mama think my mind is gone
>>52779004
good lad, very smart anime choices right there.
>>52778688
Birmingham –
Chicago, US;
Frankfurt, Germany;
Johannesburg, South Africa;
Leipzig, Germany;
Lyon, France;
Milan, Italy
>his city/town is twinned with irrelevant shitholes
>>52778792
the religion of peace meme is truly despicable
gimmick idea: any time someone mentions god, (even in a benign or passing way ie "oh my god" or "god damn it"), ironically reply to them to say god doesn't exist
>>52778688
Manchester –
Chemnitz, Germany;
Córdoba, Spain;
Faisalabad, Pakistan;
Kanpur, India;
Los Angeles, US
Amsterdam, The Netherlands;
Bilwi, Nicaragua;
Rehovot, Israel;
Saint Petersburg Russia;
Wuhan, China
Fucking LA, really?
quite miffed
>>52779020
>me and roommates won a shit ton of bubbles in a quiz
>sat in the kitchen blowing them for a good 8 hours
Got the shift last night lads.
lads how do you install more ram? you just put it in right and the comp recognises it and makes it work by itself right? haha
>>52779044
The thing that makes me feel like shit is the mental illness thing lad. Nothing sparked it, I just have ridiculously high highs that last about a day and then really low lows that last between a week and a month.
The bathroom has literally locked itself and I'm dying to piss
What do I do lads? Its a suburban area, I can't just go outside and piss into a bush
>>52779042
gay
Lads I want to wear skinny jeans but they look proper gay on me
What do I do
>>52779080
god doesn't exist
>>52779042
Why have you drawn millions of vaginas on your pad.
>>52779077
>the people of Iraq aren't muslim
she's crazy like a fool
>>52779080
bit too reminiscent of the "fuck off murderer" gimmick
>>52779080
>god
who?
>>52779051
>Dunedin
nice
they have the steepest road in the world you know
that's literally all they're known for though
>>52779122
god doesn't exist
>>52779052
Her name is betsy
>>52779114
start shagging blokes
>>52779111
kitchen sink
>>52779076
>irrelevant shithole twinned with irrelevant shitholes
I fail to see the problem
>>52779114
get slim cut instead
>>52779123
Virgin
>>52779114
you probably are gay if you can fit in skinny jeans
>tiny dick and balls
>skinny femboy legs
>shitty flat arse
ugly bender
rape is only considered bad because women hate giving sex away for free, they want to be plied with gifts, money or at least alcohol before they allow access to their vagina.
>>52779077
islam: religion of piece(s)
there's a piece of you over here, a piece of you over there
where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?
>>52779132
i started that one too
guess you know what my comfort zone is
>>52778688
Aix-en-Provence, France[1][43]
Alkmaar, Netherlands[43]
Braunschweig, Germany[43]
Kaposvár, Hungary[43]
Beppu, ÅŒita Prefecture, Japan[43]
>>52779080
>Spelling God without a capital letter
I think that you're making God angry
>>52779141
bernard*
]correction:
extremely miffed
Post memes that never made it
>>52778855
I always knew the yank plague was just a singular person with borderline personality disorder.
I bet you're the "sissy Brit boys" yank too.
>>52779129
WHAT ABOUT DADDY COOL?!
>>52779136
>they have the steepest road in the world you know
I didn't know that, I thought it was that one in San Francisco desu, I just know of Dunedin because it's basically a New Edinburgh
>>52778653
none of those are gimmicks people appreciate
every time you post people ignore you. and you post frequently too, I mean manically.
please leave /brit/. nobody wants you here.
>>52779178
starbucks in london
>>52779162
t. bitter virgin
>>52779114
>i don't squat
faggot
TRAITOR
>>52779178
Shoreditch
>>52779196
god doesn't exist
>>52779211
i don't get it?
>>52779230
>said the yank
>>52779211
I live in a 3 bedroom semi-detached house with my mum desu
>>52779234
>gif
fuck off
>>52779153
Last time I tried on skinny jeans the fucking shop assistant nearly had to cut me out of the fuckers, ended up on the shop floor with one mate gripping my arms, another holding my belt and pulling while I laughed my arse off
And nah I'm not a fat bastard I'm 80kg
>>52779143
That's actually a good idea but my roommates are still in
>>52779185
good gimmick
>>52779212
that's not me
>>52779211
dave the elephant
>>52779211
FOB is top gimmick
me in the middle
>>52778958
>one of the best lores
>>52779153
>tiny dick and balls
Gay people have larger dicks on average.
>>52779153
none of these are true apart from the middle one
stop greentexting my posts with fedora images
>>52779288
Miss that guy
>>52779269
fuck off billionaire
>When girls show off their cleavage and it's cold so they go all goosebumpy and nippy
