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*eats a piece of liquorice* edition
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cara
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Strayas gonna do his nut 2bh
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1st for SDF
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do they actually taste like liquorice?
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>>52777842
that's coloured flavoured edible plastic not liqourice
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brits are inbred to the point they are no longer human beings
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me on new years eve
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>>52777961
They taste like fucking nothing. I've tried the american ones and honestly they taste like fucking nothing.

American """"""""""""""""candy""""""""""""""""""" is shit.
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lads
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poortherners on pooicide watch
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>Why yes, I'm a right-winger! Stupid leftists!
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Most (You)s I've ever gotten waheeyyy
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>>52777982

then why do yanks call them liquorice if they have no liquorice in them?
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>>52777870


this is my fetish canada lad
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>>52777842
I'm an American an I'm going to make a /brit/ thread

Oh but don't worry, I'll also make the next /cum/ thread a /brit/ edition thread hehe, ok "mates"
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>>52777806
not rly
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going soon lads.
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marina~
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>>52777945
so say internet (though she likely had very limited impact on it).
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Any plans for new year lads?

Hint: if you're doing anything other than getting drunk on /brit/, I don't want to hear it.
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>>52777961
no they're supposed to be wrapped in it
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i hate americans and think they should all be killed (except for some american musicians i like and an american online friend i have)
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>>52777961
they taste a lot better than liquorice tbqhwy
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yeri
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>Drinking from mason jars
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give me a series of films to watch

eg

Lethal Weapon films
LotR films
Mission: Impossible films
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Terry's Chocolate Orange tastes like shit. Why the fuck would you put oranges in chocolate? They don't even go well together. Who the fuck has ever though "mm, yes, this chocolate is delicious, I wish I had some oranges to go with it". Fucking NOBODY. Because it tastes like shit.
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>>52777961
they taste vaguely like cherry/strawberry. very bland

>>52778018
i don't post in /cum/ you silly little goose

>>52778043
>american online friend
me?
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>>52778035
Flying out to Miami for a party lad
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>>52777982
Yep, I had some of those Twizzlers that the yanks always go on about imported and they didn't taste shit, they simply didn't taste of anything, at all.
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Why are /brit/ threads better?
It's not fair.
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>>52778050
>not drinking from mason jars
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>>52778032
>so say internet

I did: >>52777456
I said broadband, fibre network, telecoms.

It was literally her doing. Can't remember the specifics but there was a thread about it on /r/unitedkingdom.
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>>52778035
going to be in Japan, but hopefully will still post on /brit/
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>machine operation
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maisie
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>>52778074
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB
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>>52778116
because they're not full of mexicans
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>>52778047
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brendan fraser
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Internet in Britain is a fucking shit corrupt monopoly that provides a shit service
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>>52778116
because there are no anime spamming mexicans here
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>>52778078
no, in fact my american online friend doesn't even live in america anymore because they hate americans too
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hello this is my waifu
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>>52778129
Quite happy for you and Mugilad tÍœbh. Hope you enjoy yourselves, pick up some decent merch and take lots of pics.
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>>52778153
word
yeri
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>>52778161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUipkWVbaQw
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>>52778127
wew i'm an idiot.

but
>citing /r/unitedkingdom ever
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>>52778177
Nice
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>>52778153
I wish I was Asian
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hello this is my waifu
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>>52778188
>>52778153
ugliest red velvet
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need a poo
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>>52778061
John Carpenters apocalypse trilogy.
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>>52777842
>threads by jf don't get deleted
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>>52778168
can i be your friend?
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>>52778035
getting drunk on /brit/

not even joking
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>>52778194
http://www.techradar.com/news/world-of-tech/how-the-uk-lost-the-broadband-race-in-1990-1224784/1
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>>52778185
thanks lad, will do.
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ohhh i'm...affraid the deflector shield will be quite opparashunul when your fwends arrive...

>:)))))
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I knew an American bird online once, she was fucking daffy.

Americans are but pawns for our amusement.
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Reminder that music is Haram do not listen to music
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>>52778177
I will say this, Scarlett Johanssen was a poor casting choice for the AI gf in Her because her voice is too deep and raspy

they should have used the chick that voiced EDI in mass effect imho
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>>52778126
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>>52778250
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I HATE YOU
I HATE ME
I HATE EVERY FUCKING BODY
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>>52778008
>>52778008
>>52778008
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My waifu lads
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tfw that mean old australian doesn't want to be my friend
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When will the Tories finally and completely privatize the NHS, deregulate the banking sector, and cut all tax credits and child benefits?
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>>52778310
i see you've saved my oc
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>>52778116
Genetic superiority.
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>>52778228
I made that. Give me some meme money.
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>>52778219
but that's not wendy
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>>52778349
found it on s4s 2bh
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>>52778161
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>>52778244
tell me a bit about yourself and your /brit/ gimmicks, if applicable

I myself am known for "having a wank", "having a look", and "having a go", among other things. I'm also just generally respected for my excellent posts
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>3 gorilla programmes on right now
wew
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2 MANY TABS
2 MANY TABS
2
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>tfw not intensely miserable for the first time in years
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>>52778328
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any advice on how to inhale DMT vapour, it's foul stuff
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>>52778285

if anyone needed definitive proof that Islam is a toxic ideology then there it is 2bh.
music is an integral part of our species and is shared across literally all cultures (aside from shit-tier mudslime culture). Even fucking animals make music.
Why the fuck those people are tolerated and not extinguished for the greater good is beyond me.
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>>52778408
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>>52778411
basicly dont be a bitch
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>>52778360
fight me IRL
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>>52778408
did your doctor diagnosis depression and put you on tablets for it lad?
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>I'm also just generally respected for my excellent posts
>he actually believes this
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>>52778408
Don't know that feel
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fuck sakes lads, my Broadband or router is being shit so i'm tethering to my 3G, but whenever I do it takes about 20 attempts to successfully complete the captcha.

RRREEEEEE

>>52778265
>http://www.techradar.com/news/world-of-tech/how-the-uk-lost-the-broadband-race-in-1990-1224784/1

wew, meddling bint.
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>>52778285
Pakis?

Gas every single last one of the wretched roaches and the anti-white leftist buffoons that sympathise with them

Burn their hives, revel in the lamentations of their women, empty their coffers, no remorse

We shall go on to the end, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DJOlzf3qWU

#savebrendan
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>>52778424
since the very first cave rave mankind has loved music desu
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>>52778411
just do it ya poof

how are you smoking it?
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>>52778411
smoke it up your bum
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NIPPLES LADS

>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3376576/Rita-Ora-shows-ample-assets-slender-curves-dangerously-low-cut-swimsuit-hits-beach-Miami.html
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purge the unclean
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>>52778488
what was the original brendan post?
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>>52778532
She's kind of qt
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>>52778532
>I look awful...

shut up.
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>>52778278
You can't deceive the Sheev.
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what's her name again?
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>>52778477
>I don't respect that australian lad for his excellent posts
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>>52778532
>owen jones
>being anyones favourite human
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>>52778506

oil burner
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>>52778532
>Mentioning her looks in every photo
Ironically for a hard leftist she can't escape the patriarchal paradigm that women are judged entirely on their looks
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>>52778594
racist
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high whate grade your in
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>I am Australian
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*does an order 66*
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>>52778519
N O I C E

Going to have a wank to that later 2bh
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>>52778519
must be 50 odd photos of her in that ''''''article''''''. Fucking bizarre.
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>>52778402
I introduced the "normies" gimmick to /brit/, brought the Cornwall/Devon shitposting thing to /brit/, started the Drakeposting gimmick even though I haven't done it since September, also "fuck off anime nonce". My crowning achievement has been my work on the thainonce gimmick though. I'm also a strong proponent of removing Canadians
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>>52778594
He's alright in his youtube videos desu

I'd shag him desu
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>>52778601
is that a derogatory term for a woman who fucks arabs?
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>>52777970
TOWN
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>>52778557
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Biting satire
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Might oppress some women, minorities and animals from my desk lads.
Feels good to be an invincible CIS white bigot desu
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post your pic itt
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>>52778653
foy

(I invented the abbreviation of "fuck off yank" to "foy")
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Does your town or city have a twin?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_twin_towns_and_sister_cities_in_the_United_Kingdom
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>>52778488
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WAHEEEEEEY LADS
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>>52778653
1. no you didnt
2. no you didnt
3. worst gimmick possibly of all time
4. what does this mean
5. no you didnt
stop posting
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>>52778653
are you the lad who liaraposts as well? i want to be friends with that lad, like a lot

also the drakeposting gimmick is fucking stupid and annoying and fuck you for starting it
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>>52778678
MOICHENDAISING
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What exactly is the difference between sexual harassment and flirting?
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>>52778627
George:
>hmm what can I name the evil order that Darth Sinister, er I mean Darth Sidious, gives to execute the jedi?
>hmm well 666 is an evil number!
>hmm but that might be to obvious
>Got it! Order 66!
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>>52778678
DIDNEY WORL
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>>52778688


Bristol

Beira, Mozambique);
Bordeaux, France);
Guangzhou, China;
Hanover, Germany;
Porto, Portugal;
Puerto Morazan, Nicaragua;
Tbilisi, Georgia
Toulouse, France

some good ones there 2bh
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>>52778688
yeah its in france
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>>52778532
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>>52778733
Being attractive

t. self-defeating reddit-browsing autistimo
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Hate middle-class leftist twats so much desu

>all working class are chavs
>its the tories fault

Fuck off, benefits are the reason chavs exist
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>>52778408
>tfw had this feeling this time last year
>now I feel worse than I ever have
L-loving life.
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>>52778733
depends if she wants to be flirted with
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>>52778697

It was £21 in tesco last week
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Religion of peace

http://www.nytimes.com/video/world/asia/100000004108808/the-killing-of-farkhunda.html
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>>52778688
yeah Edinburgh is twinned with Nice, Munich, San Diego, Vancouver and Florence
Glasgow is twinned with Bethlehem, Lahore and Cape town
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>>52778557
I main chaos daemons mate
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>>52778653
>brought the Cornwall/Devon shitposting thing to /brit/

yeh you brought a centuries old friendly rivalry to /brit/. its been going since before your country even existed. fuck off idiot.
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>>52778594
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>>52778678
they live
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>>52778688
Hakodate, Japan
Campeche, Mexico
Liverpoo, UK (kek)
Norfolk, USA
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>>52778688
Yeah London has about 40-50 twin cities
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>>52778764
>benefits are the reason chavs exist
can you explain?
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>>52778764
did you read the book?
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>>52778733
flirting isn't always sexually suggestive
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hi
hello
hey
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>>52778794

disgusting
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>>52778685
i was the one you originally responded "foy" to

>>52778712
1. yes i did, no one did it before me on /brit/
2. yes i did, this was in like fall of last year
3. agreed
4. responding to anime posts with "fuck off anime nonce"
5. i didn't invent it, but i was one of the first

>>52778713
yes 2bh, haven't done that in a few weeks

>>52778796
no one was shitposting about it though
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nothing you do will ever mean anything - even if you become super rich and famous
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>>52778733
Being good at it. I've outright grabbed a girls nipples and had her laugh it off and make plans for later.
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wanking
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>>52778783
dont give a shit because i used my amazon gift card that i got for crimbo x
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>>52778660
What even is creamed corn?
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>Go in living room
>Normie house mate is sitting there watching game of thrones on his laptop when he's within inches of a TV and a HDMI cable
>Explain how to use HDMI cable to watch on TV
>"Wow you're good at this technical stuff you're a ledge"

I better not show him my Rasperri Pi Kodi media centre that I stream shit too on the home network and control with my phone. He'll probably report me for being an alien.
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>>52778688

From stockport:

Heilbronn (Germany)
Beziers (France)

Both look way nicer than stockport 2bh
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>>52778855

>no one was shitposting about it though

yeh they were. /brit/ didn't start existing the day you found it, cretin.
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Banging tune lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNCJh9WwU6w
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>>52778688
no :(
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>>52778883
kind of like corned cream
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>>52778678
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>>52778770
>>52778763
but that's fucking stupid since you can't be sure
am I supposed to be fucking abstinent my whole life if I dont want to lose my job?
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>>52778864
what if i kill god?
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anime time wahey!!
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>>52778854
Disgustingly fun sure. Army has really solid units with a lot of potential options, plus one of the best lores
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>Package holidays

poorthern-tier.
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>>52778766
What went wrong senpai? Hope it gets better xx
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Aserejé,je ja je je jabe tu de jevere sebiunouva
majavi an a budui an a buididipí
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>>52778902
there's barely any cornwall posters here to shitpost about it though
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>>52778681
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>>52778975

mate just shut the fuck up. you didn't bring shit to /brit/. end of.
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>>52778941
Just downloaded batches for yuru yuri s3 and gochusa s2. Can't wait to watch them desu
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>>52778964
Think I've got a mental illness tbqh.
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>I better not show him my Rasperri Pi Kodi media centre that I stream shit too on the home network and control with my phone. He'll probably report me for being an alien.
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>>52778886
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You ever doodle any stuff like this lads? It's very relaxing and meditative. Takes zero skill.
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>>52779011
>Think
Doesn't really answer my question desu. Just wanted to make you feel better, like if you graduated but didn't get a job or something
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>>52778834
give an example
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>>52778688
it has a few
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>>52779020
>>52778886
whats the name of this ewook
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>>52779003
whatever you want to tell yourself
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Cuz I've been blasting and laughing for so long that even my mama think my mind is gone
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>>52779004
good lad, very smart anime choices right there.
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>>52778688
Birmingham –
Chicago, US;
Frankfurt, Germany;
Johannesburg, South Africa;
Leipzig, Germany;
Lyon, France;
Milan, Italy
>his city/town is twinned with irrelevant shitholes
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>>52778792

the religion of peace meme is truly despicable
>>
gimmick idea: any time someone mentions god, (even in a benign or passing way ie "oh my god" or "god damn it"), ironically reply to them to say god doesn't exist
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>>52778688

Manchester –

Chemnitz, Germany;
Córdoba, Spain;
Faisalabad, Pakistan;
Kanpur, India;
Los Angeles, US
Amsterdam, The Netherlands;
Bilwi, Nicaragua;
Rehovot, Israel;
Saint Petersburg Russia;
Wuhan, China

Fucking LA, really?
>>
quite miffed
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>>52779020
>me and roommates won a shit ton of bubbles in a quiz
>sat in the kitchen blowing them for a good 8 hours
>>
Got the shift last night lads.
>>
lads how do you install more ram? you just put it in right and the comp recognises it and makes it work by itself right? haha
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>>52779044
The thing that makes me feel like shit is the mental illness thing lad. Nothing sparked it, I just have ridiculously high highs that last about a day and then really low lows that last between a week and a month.
>>
The bathroom has literally locked itself and I'm dying to piss

What do I do lads? Its a suburban area, I can't just go outside and piss into a bush
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>>52779042
gay
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Lads I want to wear skinny jeans but they look proper gay on me

What do I do
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>>52779080
god doesn't exist
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>>52779042

Why have you drawn millions of vaginas on your pad.
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>>52779077
>the people of Iraq aren't muslim
>>
she's crazy like a fool
>>
>>52779080
bit too reminiscent of the "fuck off murderer" gimmick
>>
>>52779080
>god
who?
>>
>>52779051
>Dunedin

nice

they have the steepest road in the world you know

that's literally all they're known for though
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>>52779122
god doesn't exist
>>
>>52779052
Her name is betsy
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>>52779114
start shagging blokes
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>>52779111
kitchen sink
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>>52779076
>irrelevant shithole twinned with irrelevant shitholes
I fail to see the problem
>>
>>52779114
get slim cut instead
>>
>>52779123
Virgin
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>>52779114

you probably are gay if you can fit in skinny jeans

>tiny dick and balls
>skinny femboy legs
>shitty flat arse

ugly bender
>>
rape is only considered bad because women hate giving sex away for free, they want to be plied with gifts, money or at least alcohol before they allow access to their vagina.
>>
>>52779077
islam: religion of piece(s)

there's a piece of you over here, a piece of you over there
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where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?
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>>52779132
i started that one too

guess you know what my comfort zone is
>>
>>52778688

Aix-en-Provence, France[1][43]
Alkmaar, Netherlands[43]
Braunschweig, Germany[43]
Kaposvár, Hungary[43]
Beppu, ÅŒita Prefecture, Japan[43]
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>>52779080
>Spelling God without a capital letter
I think that you're making God angry
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>>52779141
bernard*
>>
]correction:
extremely miffed
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Post memes that never made it
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>>52778855
I always knew the yank plague was just a singular person with borderline personality disorder.

I bet you're the "sissy Brit boys" yank too.
>>
>>52779129
WHAT ABOUT DADDY COOL?!
>>
>>52779136
>they have the steepest road in the world you know

I didn't know that, I thought it was that one in San Francisco desu, I just know of Dunedin because it's basically a New Edinburgh
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>>52778653
none of those are gimmicks people appreciate

every time you post people ignore you. and you post frequently too, I mean manically.

please leave /brit/. nobody wants you here.
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>>52779178
starbucks in london
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>>52779162
t. bitter virgin
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>>52779114

>i don't squat

faggot
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TRAITOR
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>>52779178
Shoreditch
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>>52779196
god doesn't exist
>>
>>52779211
i don't get it?
>>
>>52779230
>said the yank
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>>52779211
I live in a 3 bedroom semi-detached house with my mum desu
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>>52779234

>gif

fuck off
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>>52779153
Last time I tried on skinny jeans the fucking shop assistant nearly had to cut me out of the fuckers, ended up on the shop floor with one mate gripping my arms, another holding my belt and pulling while I laughed my arse off

And nah I'm not a fat bastard I'm 80kg
>>
>>52779143

That's actually a good idea but my roommates are still in
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>>52779185
good gimmick

>>52779212
that's not me
>>
>>52779211
dave the elephant
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>>52779211
FOB is top gimmick
>>
me in the middle
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>>52778958
>one of the best lores
>>
>>52779153
>tiny dick and balls
Gay people have larger dicks on average.
>>
>>52779153
none of these are true apart from the middle one
>>
stop greentexting my posts with fedora images
>>
>>52779288
Miss that guy
>>
>>52779269
fuck off billionaire
>>
>When girls show off their cleavage and it's cold so they go all goosebumpy and nippy
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>>52779114
>I want to wear skinny jeans
bender
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>>52779328
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>stop greentexting my posts with fedora images
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>>52779230
worthwhile post
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>>52779226
nah mate lombard street is just real curvy, we haven't got any famous steep hills actually.

>>52779265
considering posting my passport and using a trip from now on just because I really don't like influencing the impression that yanks are particularly allowed here. same with australians if I'm being perfectly genuine.
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>stop greentexting my posts with fedora images
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>>52779351
>tfw you will never vigorously tug at her nipples
>>
any semblance of thought in this general is greeted with a fedorapost without even the decency to quote the author.
>>
>>52779351
>saggy tittays
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>22 and never had a job
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>>52778653
>>52778402
all you gimmick professors need to trip up so we can appreciate you and your gimmicks more.
>>
>>52778653
6.5/10
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>>52779153
>Parents buy me jeans for Christmas
>Get me to try them on
>Can't get them past my arse without some serious arse squeezing
>After I get them past my arse, I can't get them past my nob
No idea how the fuck queers wear those things tbqh.
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>>52778185
ARIGATO GOJAIMASU
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>>52779162
Everyone knows this.
>>
>>52779404
>23 and never had a job
>Just got one
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

You can do it lad :^)
>>
>>52779211
on 26k and can barely afford to eat
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>>52779286
bottle or cup (or several)
empty them into the sink later
>>
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>>52779404
24 with no skills and no work experience
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>>52779465
Fuck off trillionaire
>>
>>52779452
working at iceland?
>>
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>250 word essay due next Monday
>haven't even started yet
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>>52779388
ah okay, this motherfucker does look pretty steep (the Dunedin one)
>>
business idea: from this point forth, all of my so called "shitposts" will be referred to as "excellentposts"
>>
>>52779404
>unemployed for 2 months
>signed on one month ago
>I'm in the same scum category as you
>>
>>52779452
If you have a degree then kill yourself. If not, what job and how. (If the answer to "how" is nepotism or cronyism then kill yourself).
>>
>>52779486
Is there literally anything wrong with working in a supermarket?
>>
is this a meme game like goat simulator?

I actually have steam friends playing it.
>>
>>52779486
Nope, earning 35k a year
>>
>1 word essay due in 2020
>Only half of word complete

Think I'm done for lads
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>>52779470
>Somalians post on my /brit/
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>tfw no sexy korean gf
>>
People who post fedora images to any sort of opinion as if they're trying to mock them should be hanged, drawn, and quartered.
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>any semblance of thought in this general is greeted with a fedorapost without even the decency to quote the author.
>>
>>52779136
>that's literally all they're known for though
oh wait i forgot they also have the jaffa race as well

and that's fine
>>
>>52779269
this
>>
>>52779388
Wait, are you the one of us in uni there?
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>>52779502
tfw signed on for 3 years
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>>52779395
>any semblance of thought in this general is greeted with a fedorapost without even the decency to quote the author.
>>
>>52779531
I'd just off myself if I were in your situation lad tbqh
>>
>>52779530
manager of supermarket?
>>
>>52779404
20 here. Had one off the books job and two Christmas contracts. Feel like a deadbeat tbqh, failing college too. Hopefully I get called back to the last Christmas job.
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>>52779499
no one cares
>>
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Would you?

(note: penis)
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>tfw no yank gf
>>
>>52779525
Sorry lad, you told me to kill myself first so I have to do that without revealing anything to you in the second half of your post
>>
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post amusing spurdos
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>>52779539
shame about the face
>>
>>52779395
your mum's a general
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People who post fedora images to any sort of opinion as if they're trying to mock them should be hanged, drawn, and quartered.
>>
>>52779563
Pimp of your mum m8, waheyyyy, hahaha
>>
>>52779598
shame about your face
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haha lads
>>
>>52779578
when in rome

(note:thailand)
>>
Poster below me is a redditor.
>>
>>52779578
what is it
black, chink, mixed, arab?
cant tell
>>
>>52779494
is that supposed to be the steepest one then? because the hill I walk up to work everyday is steeper.

>>52779550
nah not me.
>>
>>52779585
That's fine since you have a degree any advice you could give me would be entirely irrelevant because your perspective is skewed beyond recognition of my circumstances.
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>>52778670
PEDO RING
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>>52779539
I wonder how hard it is to date an idol.

I mean nugu one's in groups like bestie don't make any money and are actually in debt to their companies. So it's not as if they're rich and demand rich men.

But on the otherhand they probably mingle with high society all the time.
>>
font
>>
>>52779404
literally me
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>no one cares
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>sorry I'm busy, can't go out with you this weekend

lol idiot, I didn't even want to go out with you at all, heh
>>
>>52779656
t. turk town rapist
>>
>>52779639
I would guess phillipino (spanish mixed)
>>
>>52779639
Cambodian transexual
>>
>>52779665
Would impregnate.
>>
>>52779640
>is that supposed to be the steepest one then?
supposedly yes
>>
>>52779695
naughty naughty
>>
just realised that my dad is literally 61 years old and for his whole life, the queen has been the reigning monarch

that's kind of fucked, the queen should shove over 2bh
>>
>>52779690
spoiler: they weren't really busy
>>
>>52779690
>tfw did this several times in HS and would bitch on /b/ about how I had no friends
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>I'm an American posting on /brit/
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>>52779682
Maybe we should meet up for some kind of suicide pact or something.
>>
>>52779665
they pretty much only date other idols but I think a major reason is simply because they don't have time/opportunities to meet other people

I'm sure a tall, handsome, well-educated and rich British man like yourself could have her
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>>52779639
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>hes not self employed
Lol, insects
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>tfw 18 and half been employed for a year now
>>
>>52779788
What is this, a picture for Australians?
>>
>>52779760
or we could just try harder to find jobs
>>
>>52779788
what are you self employed as
>>
Favourite k-on song lads? Mine is samidare 20 love and ichiban ippai
>>
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>>52779791
>half employed
>>
Weheyy lads it's my 18th today aha!
>>
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>I'm posting on /brit/
>>
>>52779791
2>1>3
>>
my hair is already half gray and i'm 21 lads
>>
>>
>>52779821
reddit: the post
>>
>>52779835
Pool party!
>>
>>52779839
I really really like that hat
>>
>>52779833
fudepen ballpen
not finished watching it all yet though desu
>>
>>52779839
where did you get my favourite pic of me and also a quote I say all the time irl
>>
>>52779695
and i thought brits can handle the bantz
>>
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>I
>>
>>
>>52779860
>gray

FOY
>>
>>
>>52779872
Did you know that my town (Halifax) is sister cities with Liverpool

You can be my sister
>>
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>>52779690
>mfw I did this to a girl because she kept inviting me to normie things like clubs
>mfw she finally cracked and I saw beneath the mask
>>
>>52779906
this image is filthy please delete it
>>
>>52779922
very good

what makes us sister cities
>>
>>52779898
fuck off it's not a yankism, literally a matter of personal choice like barbecue or barbeque
>>
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>HIS TOWN IS NAMED AFTER A FUCKING BANK
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gf sent me this
>>
@52779889
refrain from posting these inane, banal images. humanoids like you should be brutally disemboweled
>>
>>52779922
Halifax is a shithole

>being named after a shithole
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gf sent me this
>>
>>52777961
tastes like sugar and fake cherry
>>
>>52779957
fuck off yank
>>
>>52779883
Good choice. Especially a fan of the Yui Azu acoustic version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCmZ45INWYA
>>
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>refrain from posting these inane, banal images. humanoids like you should be brutally disemboweled
>>
>>52779978
nice fivehead
>>
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>>52779954
No idea x

>>52779967
>>52779976
Rude
>>
>>52779979

>replying to a 50 minute old post

kill yourself
>>
>>52779922
>Halifax
>>
think i'll kill myself tonight

haha now i've got tonight tonight by the smashing pumpkins in my head
>>
>Not go to uni
>Be unemployed
How? At the very least people who graduate and are unemployed for a long time afterwards can claim to have over-inflated egos and ambition
>>
>>52779860
JUST
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>he works in a call centre
>>
>>52780017
>not donating to wikipedia
>no buying a 4chan pass
>not supporting great services you use
>>
>>52779950
Surprised the Janny hasn't banned me yet
>>
Awaiting Despatch
Payment has been taken and the item will be despatched shortly.
FUCK OFF, IT'S BEEN 2 WEEKS. I PAID FOR A NEXT DAY DELIVERY, FUUUUUUUUUCKMMKMMMMMJJJJJKKKKK
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>>52780053
because there isn't many jobs available

>>52780065
delete this
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>>52780040
>A FUCKING INSIDE OUT SCOTTISH FLAG WITH A SCOTTISH CREST IN THE MIDDLE >MUH FUCKING HERITAGE LADS LMAO
>>
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>he's an apprentice
>>
>he works in JJB
>>
>>52779860

I've had a white streak in my hair since I was 14

Also have random blonde/white hairs
>>
>>52780068
tbf you can't actually see anything rule breaking in it so the janny is powerless haha
>>
>>52780066
kill yourself
>>
>>52780092
he's a good lad are nova scotia do not bully
>>
>>52779860

>being 21 years old
>>
>>52780110
I'm the manager at JJB, show some fucking respect
>>
>>52780092
Haven't seen you around in a while x
>>
>>52780112
alri anna
>>
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>I'm the manager at JJB, show some fucking respect
>>
>>52780131
HARDCORE LIVES
>>
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>think i'll kill myself tonight

>haha now i've got tonight tonight by the smashing pumpkins in my head
>>
>>52779860
One of my m8s is going grey at 21 so we're ripping the shit out of him, haha
>>
>>52780154
Yeah lad, was normie-ing my shit up in the real world, v. close to losing my virginity with a qt now :3

Missed you lads ngl x
>>
yeah a short back and sides please
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>her attitude stinks
>she was late 3 times in 3 months
>>
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>>52780131
>redditch
what a bleeding shithole lads
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>>52780131
i'm actually 20 but i'm turning 21 in a month and a bit
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>>52779632
haha going mad after seeing this one lads haha
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new thread when?
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>>52780196
yeah all fun and games till he tops himself
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fucking hell mum bought me yugioh cards instead of mtg

running up and down the stairs to try and induce a heart attack
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Doing a burnt chips with a microwave curry lads
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>>52780249
>>52780249
>>52780249
>>52780249
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>>52780253
foc
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New thread

>>52780251
>>52780251
>>52780251
>>52780251
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>>52780253
i will make it

no one else do so because i'm bagsying it
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>>52780270
I hope you die today
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>he works in the produce department at tesco
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Yellow fever is flaring up again lads, I can't take it any more. I need to shag a gook
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>>52779351

>when half cast tattooed bints are fawned over
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>>52779632
h
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